zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

the ideal zealot loadout

imo

175 toughness 200 hp

more or less toughness depending on what you want

I think mine is 175 though

for most of my builds

[placid fiber]

Yeah, my marty build has 172 toughness and it feels amazing.

[rocky nacelle]

if its not 175 im probably in the 150-160 range + 200HP

[placid fiber]

This is what my marty build gets. :3

[rocky nacelle]

my doom guy gunker unironically has like

175 toughness

iirc

too bad that shit aint regenning like a zealot

[light badge]

Toughness maxxing on psyker is quite fun

[rocky nacelle]

its so ass to kill a whole horde

and get a quarter of my toughness back

[misty nova]

I should go surge on scab melee 🤔

[rocky nacelle]

thats why I spam assail with meleeing

[rocky nacelle]

I unironically go scriers void

if I want to evil max

in melee maelstroms

other than that i can take a ds4/CiAG gunker and be fine

ds4 in general makes melee maelstroms not so bad for gunker

gonna be even dumber when zealot gets it

[placid fiber]

... if I switch 1 of my toughness curios to a hp curio I end up with 194 toughness and 260 health

I love toughness so much... My vet's shovel and revolver build had over 200hp and toughnes as well lol

That's with 2 hp curios

[light badge]

Shroud zealot with a ds4

Sweet fucking Jesus, Thunderhammer was already dead and they just burned its tombstone

[rocky nacelle]

thunder hammer is back

both of them

[paper harness]

I hate FS

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/heihachi-heihachi-mishima-tekken-tekken-5-tekken-5-dr-gif-18106765018627204481

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

ok no cool gifs work

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[rocky nacelle]

kill discord

[light badge]

Are they back enough to not be power crept by knives and dueling swords tho

[rocky nacelle]

imo yes

knife and rashad and DS are still gonna be broken

[paper harness]

I will stick tk them on sight

[rocky nacelle]

but you can actually actively use TH without "throwing" now

[paper harness]

still*

[rocky nacelle]

ignore dorn

he just has fanboys and is annoyed

(cause they're malice babies)

[paper harness]

I blocked one

Nade was unsavable

[rocky nacelle]

the meta rashad knife comment

was the final nail in his coffin for dorn

lmfao

[misty nova]

I do that every now and then

[rocky nacelle]

its really fun

[placid fiber]

Okay, hear me out... what about... ds5 and boltpistol vet with, uh, the upgraded default career skill.

[light badge]

@misty nova been meaning to ask, how do you pronounce your name?

[rocky nacelle]

ive always thought of it as hi gwee

but the hi is pronounced like he

[lusty oar]

higgy

[rocky nacelle]

same thing

[remote lark]

histg?

[stone fern]

just say high shock

[light badge]

I've been thinking it was He Gwee

[stone fern]

you dont get charged by the letter

[rocky nacelle]

dont you say histg clad

[stone fern]

no

[wraith cipher]

Slab Shield
Added ranged block properties during the Push action, in addition to the already existing melee block properties.

[placid fiber]

Just thought I'd ask, is all. <.<

[light badge]

Peak

[stone fern]

real

[wraith cipher]

finally it was so dumb

[stone fern]

cant wait to play nothing but shield

[rocky nacelle]

gotta be one of the funnier zealot chat moments

ive had/seen

jokes write themselves as I love to say

[remote lark]

why does everyone shit on nade so much

someone called him malice child

[rocky nacelle]

i shit on people cause its fun

tbh

[stone fern]

he ignores advice he asks for

[rocky nacelle]

unironically though I gave him tips to get better

[wraith cipher]

okay ill use the branx now

[rocky nacelle]

and he just ignored it

the exact same tips I told you lumi

I told nade

[grizzled aspen]

Willful ignorance.

[rocky nacelle]

and he did not read that shit at all

and he just kept pestering dorn

about everything lmfao

[lusty oar]

it’s so based

[paper harness]

still worse than the car sales

[grizzled aspen]

To the point of dm'ing him, don't forget.

[wraith cipher]

jk im still using my karsolas

[rocky nacelle]

oh I know

lmfao

[paper harness]

It fucks so hard

[stone fern]

ogryn only has three weapons shield branx and karsolas

[grizzled aspen]

Every bit of flak he gets is deserved, and then some, until he grows his own brain and develops critical thinking skills.

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named Paul:

(It still desperately needs buffs)

[lusty oar]

what about the bits of unarmoured

[stone fern]

fuck paul

[frosty herald]

brute brain shovel and grenade gauntlet

[wraith cipher]

skull breaker using shovels

[paper harness]

stabbed

[stone fern]

no

[rocky nacelle]

first he was a t*nner disciple and followed his videos like gospel, then he doubled down on saying he was a tanner fan, and then he somehow went from that to constantly seeking approval or advice from dorn

instead of just

playing the game to get better

lmao

[grizzled aspen]

The brown pooper scooper shovel is peak for oggy.

[remote lark]

💀

[rocky nacelle]

granted

he is a highschooler

[grizzled aspen]

Good horde clear and 1shots on armored enemies and muties.

[rocky nacelle]

but man thats fucking stupid

lmfao

[paper harness]

I only started to be serious with him the second he stopped listening

[rocky nacelle]

i dont even know when he started listening

to me he never did

it was just ask dorn

[paper harness]

true

[wraith cipher]

i have a 380, time for hadron to ruin it

[rocky nacelle]

plenty of people in this chat actually said useful shit to help him

[grizzled aspen]

Step 1 to improve himself is to not seek the opinions and validation of 1 person.

[rocky nacelle]

"nope im waiting for dorn"

[grizzled aspen]

Step 2 is development of critical thinking skills.

[paper harness]

ask the player who can only help you improve if you understand the basics

[light badge]

The urge...

[grizzled aspen]

Step 3 is using said critical thinking skills to improve your skill at the game.

[rocky nacelle]

also this is personal bias, but the fact he wants to learn speedrunning instead of getting good at the game

what a fucking moron

if you ask me

lmfao

[obsidian ore]

who took a picture of me

[stone fern]

glitches your spawns

[grizzled aspen]

A-I-II-VEG (if that's even possible)

If memory serves its monstrous specialists, waves of specialists, lights out, scab only.

[rocky nacelle]

you want to play A3 and J-3-IV and 3VEG

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

oooo you want to play the fun and hard maelstroms

[stone fern]

speedrunning is dead crafting update killed it

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/why-isnt-it-posssible-its-just-not-american-psycho-gif-26353597

[paper harness]

a3 isn't hard

[grizzled aspen]

But I also don't know if it's possible to have all those modifiers at the same time.

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

I said fun and hard

A3 isnt hard per say

but its fun

[grizzled aspen]

What is VEG again?

[wraith cipher]

lol if anything i was expecting no changes, but a buff? lol

[remote lark]

at least i'm better than sombody in this discord then

[grizzled aspen]

I want to make sure I'm not insane.

[remote lark]

low bar

[rocky nacelle]

well you actually posted some auric damnation screenshots

[stone fern]

YES GIVE ME I-XX maelstrom so i can never play it

[rocky nacelle]

instead of just asking dorn how to speedrun

[light badge]

EXTREMELY low bar

[rocky nacelle]

so you're already about 5 steps ahead

[grizzled aspen]

Flashbacks to you mogging me in aurics last night while baked.

[rocky nacelle]

if ya ask me

[light badge]

This discord has Fatshark devs in it

[grizzled aspen]

I was playing like SHIT.

[light badge]

The bar is very, very low

[paper harness]

scab/renagade faction only, nurgles blessings, enhanced blitz

[rocky nacelle]

mogged by a furry

[paper harness]

v-e-g

[rocky nacelle]

frog banned from my strike teams

[stone fern]

most people here play better than the devs

[grizzled aspen]

Nah Para I was playing like absolute doodoo.

[paper harness]

I did 10x the damage of a fs dev

[grizzled aspen]

But I was enjoying psword laspistol a lot.

So I think I still win.

[remote lark]

hey dorn

[rocky nacelle]

mogged by a furry

[stone fern]

were you the naked dude thet carried them on stream

[rocky nacelle]

out damaged by a furry

you lose

frog

[frosty herald]

i think that was telepots

[blissful tendon]

what's wrong with my goat borovian

[paper harness]

no

[paper harness]

no

rodders

[frosty herald]

borovian has a confusing moveset

[light badge]

The only solution is for frog to develop of frogsona to outmog the furry

[rocky nacelle]

oh rodders

[grizzled aspen]

I see, I will be hanging myself shortly.

[rocky nacelle]

sick

[stone fern]

i dont think telo would pull out the illegal mods on a dev stream

[grizzled aspen]

[rocky nacelle]

true

you heard the gal frog

[paper harness]

we would

[stone fern]

takes some balls to break terms on a stream

[rocky nacelle]

rodders moment

[velvet hawk]

what stats does the Rashad need?

[blissful tendon]

wym it just has the goofy ass achlys caxe style alternating melee type shenaniganery

[remote lark]

i was with john too https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1285448039938523136/image.png?ex=66eaf707&is=66e9a587&hm=95700d86a8ff648f7590c2d65cc9a49aeb53ccb230772e1a54875d9f0ca301a7&

[blissful tendon]

[light badge]

"Ah, naked man" was and will remain the best Fatshark dev quote

[stone fern]

60 mobility 80 everything else

[paper harness]

w

[remote lark]

harkness was frog

nurgle was john

[paper harness]

what

[wraith cipher]

bruh i didnt now gg special hit more than 1 person lol

[remote lark]

knife psyker

[stone fern]

yeah rashad is stupid to build

[paper harness]

1:500 in any game other than a duo

[rocky nacelle]

max damage 400k out of the team

cmon frog

[paper harness]

die

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

im sure yall coulda done more dmg

[wraith cipher]

SIIIIIRRRRR?

[stone fern]

what is this for?

are we getting real staff specials finally????

[wraith cipher]

paul

[lusty oar]

the paul ultra nut bust

[stone fern]

ah nvm 😭

[grizzled aspen]

I was enjoying laspistol and special sniping, stfu.

[lusty oar]

double stuf my pie

[grizzled aspen]

I literally never get to enjoy laspistol otherwise.

[light badge]

Raw curiosity @paper harness,what do you think of the power mauls?

[stone fern]

im understuffing your pie

[lusty oar]

😭

[frosty herald]

para with his nasty smite knife build

[wraith cipher]

power blessings on crusher, we stay winning fam

[rocky nacelle]

soon ™️

using smite only to get electric heavies

[frosty herald]

hopefully the electricity isnt ass

[rocky nacelle]

praying

but its fat shark

so we'll see

its either gonna be the most broken thing ever

or the shittiest thing ever

[grizzled aspen]

Slaughterer thrust is gonna be able to 1shot crushers, mark my words.

[frosty herald]

make it do like 200-300 damage and penentrates armor

[light badge]

Electric Blazing illisi 🙏

So based

[grizzled aspen]

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[paper harness]

Decent

[vast basin]

Watch it be bugged with surge staff and give melee hits surge right click or something

[lusty oar]

gonna do electric bleed knife with wildfire

[misty nova]

Heeggy

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to skin you alive.

[misty nova]

Not He eggy

[paper harness]

Shut up malice boy

Or join nade

[light badge]

Nuh uh

[grizzled aspen]

I pronounce it "he goo ee."

[wraith cipher]

lol funni laser go brrrrrr

[rocky nacelle]

ah man

doom gunker

gonna be peak

no more DBarrel recoil glitch

[grizzled aspen]

I want to try the doom gunker build once I get manstopper.

[rocky nacelle]

(also if I can somehow get scriers with smite lightning heavies on a mk6 knife)

[frosty herald]

ngl

[wraith cipher]

in general i think the winner here is zealot

[grizzled aspen]

If the lightning doesn't do a lot of damage I fail to see it being useful.

[frosty herald]

could i get fatshark to add shovels to other classes or woould it remain as a vet exclusive

[frosty herald]

hordeclear

[rocky nacelle]

giving up assail just for smite heavies though

it better not be dog ass

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[frosty herald]

full melee psyker

[rocky nacelle]

hmm

[lusty oar]

you also get to pick up that cdr talent

[frosty herald]

doesnt matter if it uses peril since psyker has corruption from peril

[grizzled aspen]

What are you trying to point out with this?

[rocky nacelle]

if I weakspot hit someone and the lightning chains off the weakspot

does that auto stack 5 things of true aim

https://tenor.com/view/boisestate-thisisresearch-stem-women-in-stem-science-gif-12502122

[frosty herald]

whats the play

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, but you could also just kill shit outright.

[stone fern]

stop talking do not inform the devs

[frosty herald]

venting shriek smite heavies or scrier?

[rocky nacelle]

im just thinking out loud

if thats the case

it might be even better than assail

for true aim stacking

might be

[lusty oar]

i must make them suffer

[grizzled aspen]

Change obscurus moveset to be a mainly strikedown moveset with the illisi special.

[frosty herald]

electricity doesnt stun

but it might stagger

[rocky nacelle]

i know

[grizzled aspen]

Anywho, I'm just saying, if the smite lightning heavies are shit, soykers are gonna riot.

[frosty herald]

i expect 200-300 damage

[wraith cipher]

delete obscurus lol

[grizzled aspen]

Like real and true soy rage.

[stone fern]

nah

[frosty herald]

enough to kill basic unarmored and dregs

[stone fern]

smiters gonna smite

[light badge]

Look, Simba

Everything the smite touches, is garbage

[frosty herald]

i just hope to god it ignores armor

[rocky nacelle]

inb4 the update bricks soyker in different ways, like 5 stacks of true aim making smite crit (because they changed smite to have the new nodes)

[grizzled aspen]

No, we don't have a strikedown force sword and the moveset is ass right now.

[wraith cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/petitetiaras-tumblrpremntsthelion-king-poster-advertisement-silhouette-outdoors-gif-10928689012465265405

[rocky nacelle]

(i know smite cant crit but fatshark has proven their spaghetti code before)

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine if smite could crit and it made shit explode like surge did...

[stone fern]

obs also had worse head magnitism on heavies than deimos

[light badge]

FartShart

[rocky nacelle]

.

[stone fern]

zero reason to run it rn

[wraith cipher]

strikedowns are cool but it would still fit the niche of the demios?

[stone fern]

no

[grizzled aspen]

Deimos would be separated as it would have a different special.

[stone fern]

it doesnt have the bonkers stagger of deimos h2

[paper harness]

Damage taken

[grizzled aspen]

Also, buff deimos special.

[stone fern]

yes

no

[vast basin]

But th obscurus has overheads

[stone fern]

change deimos special into something other than an empower

make it do a ranged slash or something fun

im sick of every special being either a stagger or an empower

[grizzled aspen]

I'm still not seeing what the purpose of pointing that out is... are you insulting me? Insulting Lumi? I'm confused...

[rocky nacelle]

make obscurus a 2H FSword

i beg

[grizzled aspen]

Oh ranged slash sounds sick for deimos special...

[rocky nacelle]

oh also

even if I dont use smite heavies on knife

I got something funnier cooked up

[wraith cipher]

uhhh fs, wut?

[stone fern]

i just want more unique mechanics

[rocky nacelle]

Hsword Dblow+Smite chain heavy lightning

[stone fern]

look at ogryn gauntlet it has a pretty unique design

[grizzled aspen]

Special into light could be the slash for clearing chaff and special into heavy could be a thrust for single target.

[vast basin]

First time dealing with FS?

[stone fern]

sounds good

light to throw warp power and heavy to damage a single target with it

[grizzled aspen]

If something survives the thrust it's the h2 profile for stagger so it gets knocked down.

[frosty herald]

bret longsword moveset

[rocky nacelle]

i forgot who i was discussing with it earlier

but make obscurus special a shotgun

[stone fern]

i have no idea what that is

BUT

[grizzled aspen]

Give zealouts bret longsword.

[frosty herald]

i want it so badly since it makes block effeciency actualy viable

[stone fern]

port all vt2 melee weapons

ALL OF THEM

[frosty herald]

we already have billhook in terms of the pickaxe

[grizzled aspen]

Vt2, Kruber gets a sword that, when you hold heavy, you're guarding with it. If something hits you in this time, you automatically counter like a dclaw parry.

Only grail knight career has access to it, though.

[wraith cipher]

granted, but now you cant sprint just like vt2

[stone fern]

😭 noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wtf put it back

[grizzled aspen]

Granted, but you now have monkey hands.

[frosty herald]

doesnt it aso consume stamina on a counterhit

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[stone fern]

im gonna use my monkey hands to wish you always get smykers

[misty nova]

The bad axes are so back

[grizzled aspen]

Granted, but now Dorn has monkey hands.

[rocky nacelle]

malice hands

[paper harness]

I will use those hands to beat you to death

[rocky nacelle]

[light badge]

Why is malice the clowned on difficulty, exactly?

Why not sedition or uprising?

[remote lark]

because a lobotomite could do those and malice is where the casuals play

[lusty oar]

most of those are new players learning and leveling, not bad players stuck by difficulty

[remote lark]

oui

[light badge]

Is the jump between malice and heresy that much?

I haven't played malice while sober in a while

[shy river]

All the people who can actually play competently just go to damnation over malice

[remote lark]

^

if you can do 4 you can do 5

and if you can't do 4 you stay in 3

[light badge]

I should play standard heresy

[lusty oar]

it’s fun

[light badge]

I wanna look at the interesting little fellas that reside there

[lusty oar]

heresy is where i got called a useless immigrant

[shy river]

If you can clear a high intensity malice mission and not be full struggle bus you're ready for damnation queue

[light badge]

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT TELL THE WHOLE STORY LMFAO

[placid fiber]

sigh I just had to hard carry a team on the damnation magistrati assassination misssion I just did... unlucky for me I brought the chain-axe instead of the rashad and I was not ready for having to hard clutch like that with the mk12 chain-axe...

The shorter dodges got me into some deep trouble that run x.x

Still, I only had my death defy activate once at least...

[light badge]

The more you play with it the better you'll get

Just keep at it :)

[placid fiber]

It wasn't that I wasn't familiar with what I needed to do with it, it was the lower dodge distance that got me in deep shit x.x

I mean it is legit the exact same combos as the rashad, except it can be revved...

[shy river]

Pushing/push attacks in the middle of horde combos is def a need with the chaxes cuz the dodges do screw you over sometimes

[placid fiber]

I was pushing the hordes. It wasn't the hordes that was getting me... it was the like... 15 elite gunners that my team got downed by and left for me to deal with by myself(cuz they died)... x.x

and chastise kept being on cd when I needed it to get to the gunners...

[frosty herald]

gotta think more tactically

get behind cover more sliding

[placid fiber]

Sorry, but, any careful tactical thinking goes out the window a lot of the time when my panick gaming goes on its high... I might do better, but, it comes at the cost of careful planning, a few extra mistakes, and in general more acting instead of thinking

[median steeple]

Use cover and suppress them like that Reddit comment said

[frosty herald]

you can play with me and para sometime

[rocky nacelle]

[placid fiber]

I mean if I do I might learn a little bit, but, applying that to my panic gamer playstyle is difficult. That is something I can't help. I get panicked more easily, but, when I am panicked I start playing better(probably due to acting more than reacting*)

[rocky nacelle]

ive actually

never panicked once playing darktide

i blame my l4d2 upbringing

[lusty oar]

and they shall know no fear

[rocky nacelle]

For you shall be worse

https://tenor.com/view/gfdad-gif-19386440

[frosty herald]

i never panic even when i down or die

[rocky nacelle]

always blame the person across the map when you down or die

[stone fern]

you grow out of panicing

[rocky nacelle]

never think its your fault

[placid fiber]

No, you're not understanding: My better gaming skill is unlocked by me panicking...

[rocky nacelle]

[stone fern]

i started sweating when i first started playing and a friend dargged me into heresy

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[frosty herald]

used to think damnation was impossible and now i can do it no sweat

[placid fiber]

I'm the polar opposite of someone who does better when they aren't panicking...

[frosty herald]

used to think sm2 ruthless was imposible but did it on assault

[rocky nacelle]

that was me but with Hi intens and HISTG Damnation when they first dropped

[placid fiber]

I do better when I am panicking...

[stone fern]

skip about 1.4k hours and the same friend was panicing in damnation and i just went "nah we'd win"

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-gif-25426490

[placid fiber]

And this isn't just for darktide, this is for all action intense games for the most part

[frosty herald]

when you grow as a person and get better at the game

[rocky nacelle]

honestly kinda feels good sometimes when you're the only sweaty one in your friend group still playing

and now unless its an auric maelstrom I can usually trust my friend and carry the 2 other idiots

if its auric maelstrom i dont mind if i have to carry

its fun

[stone fern]

is hard all my friends moved to HD2 and I have more hours than all of them combined

[placid fiber]

Me panicking has remained the exact same as it was when I started playing darktide, I just got better at acting while panicked instead of turtling

[rocky nacelle]

(sometimes)

[placid fiber]

Being on high alert helps me be able to react to suprise bs like a trapper all of a sudden in front of me

[rocky nacelle]

so

adrenaline

essentially

[placid fiber]

Most of your "be calmer" advice is almost useless for the way I play games

[solar gorge]

this has happened to me with every game i ever played with my friends

[rocky nacelle]

I hate it

but its the way it is

[solar gorge]

they have low attention span

[placid fiber]

Yes I get being calmer means you can make better judgements on the fly

[rocky nacelle]

not all the time

ive seen some pretty dumbass callouts or reactions from people who are perfectly calm

[placid fiber]

but... That isn't an option when I start getting on my... what's a good way to put it... my... "panic high", as it were

[frosty herald]

bro needs to reach the gamer state

[placid fiber]

It's sort of like that... but panicking is the prerequisite, especially when I am solo clutching

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/caption27-gif-2628245990464123563

[light badge]

Goontide

Edge maxxing rn (spamming surge m2)

[fleet zealot]

fast asf

[solar gorge]

plague ogryn's gyatt

[placid fiber]

This is why a lot of advice/what I see other players(who are calm when gaming better) is difficult for me to apply to my own playstyle.

[light badge]

Chaos Spawn's unidentified appendages 🤤

[rocky nacelle]

not a real edge maxxer

scriers voidstaff

[rocky nacelle]

worst thing you've ever said so far lambda

why did backup corrupt you

[light badge]

I would use void more but I like letting my team play the game

[placid fiber]

And I get where you guys are coming from, since that being calmer works for you and your playstyles... It just... isn't possible for most of the time when I am dealing with an extremely hi stress thing...

[rocky nacelle]

fair point

but

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-my-apolocheese-apolocheese-pepe-mouse-gif-10113473225385886709

[rocky nacelle]

1 shotting 6 maulers with scriers void + surge proc

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gif-21970434

balanced

[copper hawk]

:<

[light badge]

Other players enjoying the game slightly outweighs my individual satisfaction

[fleet zealot]

im reinstalling vt2 so i can use exec sword without it being the evi15

[rocky nacelle]

(attempts to 360 push)

(dies)

[light badge]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't get an ego boost from hard carrying pubbers though

[fleet zealot]

then i will get hit by something stupid and rage quit and go back to DT

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[paper harness]

twins time

[copper hawk]

Ego goosed

[solar gorge]

with the next update you won't even have to carry pubs

the psyker with rending purg will do it

[placid fiber]

I guess... long story short... It's kind of difficult to explain why the way I play works for me, since(at least to me) I don't think it makes sense...

Anyway, I gotta run to the grocery store rq

o7

[fleet zealot]

rending purge psyker will be peak

[light badge]

Rending purge won't be that bad

[paper harness]

yes it will

[fleet zealot]

i mean yea, it's 20% not 60% thank the god emperor

it is completely unneeded tho

[remote lark]

stacking 3 stamina curios and taking knife on psyker

[light badge]

Not any worse than a decent uncanny purge user

[remote lark]

💀

[fleet zealot]

lol uncanny purge is juggling which is an actual skill

(and uncanny shouldn't exist either)

[light badge]

True

[remote lark]

delete this before the devs see

[lusty oar]

i hope they see

[fleet zealot]

scriers purge psykers on their way to play as braindead as possible (they can't blow up for 10 seconds)

[ripe heron]

btw- with cooldown stimm you'll have scriers up again before the 10s is up.

[fleet zealot]

i mean

[light badge]

Mauler overhead that they can't see coming from all the eyerape:

[fleet zealot]

lemon

i think you can with psykinetics aura (cooldown reduction on elite kill or whatever it is)

plus cdr aura

[grizzled aspen]

Granted, but now Para has monkey hands.

[fleet zealot]

true

[shy river]

Uncanny should have been slapped down to 50% max too when hand cannon got nerfed

[fleet zealot]

this players will have the most braindead builds imagineable and someone find a way to die

watched a smite psyker run into a crusher/mauler pack, crushers don't get instant stunned anymore so he got overheaded

[remote lark]

benefits of dueling swords? it looks like ass

[fleet zealot]

then he proceeded to die (tbh i wasn't in a rush to pick him up

[light badge]

Braindead builds can't carry you into not being braindead

[rocky nacelle]

that talent is ass

[fleet zealot]

tons of single target

[ripe heron]

one-shotting crushers with thrust sword

[fleet zealot]

very good dodges

[remote lark]

ah okay

[rocky nacelle]

oh wrong reply mb handha

[fleet zealot]

like 40 max if i'm being honest

[ripe heron]

instant stagger on special

[rocky nacelle]

that talent is ass

[remote lark]

it was a meme

[rocky nacelle]

ive never seen a single soyker actually run it

[remote lark]

i know

[light badge]

I run it

[lusty oar]

the sedan

[rocky nacelle]

that talent is about as useful as martyr's purpose

if ya ask me

[light badge]

But only so I can have two effective slides on staves

[rocky nacelle]

see you have a reasoning at least

for taking something mid

most people take something mid

and dont reason it

at all

[light badge]

I run flayer, I am the monarch of mid

[shy river]

True sigma psykers always run unlucky for some

[rocky nacelle]

you arent running auto pistol

fake mid

🙄

[rocky nacelle]

I actually really like that talent

but its on the far left side of the tree

annoying

[light badge]

I'm gonna use it for the meme

I've got a couple toughness nodes to swap off

[copper hawk]

Erm

This is zeal chat

Psyker FREAK

We KILL ppl like u

W hammerz,,..

[stone fern]

no

[paper harness]

based

[stone fern]

this is #other-games

[paper harness]

so easy

[stone fern]

psyker is #psyker and zealot

[copper hawk]

Put some clothes on freak

[paper harness]

Twins is kino

[stone fern]

i heard rumors of a cheese spot in foundryplex under some set of stairs

[copper hawk]

R u playing twins w a certain uhm

[light badge]

The one right before the airlock?

[copper hawk]

Karnak twins Enjoyer

[paper harness]

if you can walk under stairs most of them you can't get hit by

[stone fern]

i have no idea

[paper harness]

she is offline atm

[stone fern]

disgusting

fix now

[copper hawk]

Phew

U guys need a wrangler

Freaks on a leash,,

[light badge]

Some of us are into that

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[copper hawk]

🐕‍🦺

[rocky nacelle]

hahnda and cica

we arent doing this to zealot chat

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-stare-must3ee-angry-kazuma-kiryu-gif-7599598216104391027

#veteran-class is 1 block up

[paper harness]

v balanced

[paper harness]

leaked version user

[copper hawk]

The wolf howls

But the hawk tuahs

[stone fern]

delete this right now

[rocky nacelle]

im taking your alcohol away

https://tenor.com/view/aang-adult-aang-avatar-the-last-airbender-o-último-mestre-do-ar-gif-7987469108441862882

[paper harness]

no

[rocky nacelle]

Soyker

[misty nova]

[fleet zealot]

die ina fire

[paper harness]

It is really strong

[acoustic dune]

look like a otter

[rocky nacelle]

fnaf 3 reference

[light badge]

The novelty wore off and I've stopped using it

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[acoustic dune]

is that

the mad dog?

[light badge]

Though I'm considering going through source code and just making my own

[rocky nacelle]

yes thats me

[light badge]

Just requires me to not be lazy

[acoustic dune]

say the famous line

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/despairinq-yakuza-goro-majima-gif-19172810

[rocky nacelle]

24 hour cinderella

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-yakuza-mad-dog-sad-dog-gif-21061176

[acoustic dune]

omg

i cant elieve this man has a kid

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhe7rcDUTeI

[copper hawk]

Leaky

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-be-my-baby-applause-gif-19916622

[spare talon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/4L6PfqAm2w

[acoustic dune]

i cant they took a real yakuza and force them sing cinderalla for 24 hours

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-nasty-disgusted-gross-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16884688

[frosty herald]

he uhh

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434rBX_G85o

[frosty herald]

he had one

[rocky nacelle]

better karaoke song

(best one in 6)

[acoustic dune]

o

also

JFJ

YEAH

[frosty herald]

j gets sponsored by fatshark

[acoustic dune]

fartdork

or fart shork

[copper hawk]

Wretched

[stone fern]

delet

[acoustic dune]

tell that to j

[hard nexus]

this is in his description

[spare talon]

He's already recieved death threats for this video

[stone fern]

im sensitive to words like should, here and child pls put a tigger warning

[acoustic dune]

wait really?

[stone fern]

yes

[copper hawk]

Haaaaai meow

Haaaaaaaaaai

[hard nexus]

hai

[acoustic dune]

must be the ogryn main

[hard nexus]

his weapons fucking suck

[acoustic dune]

let him cook

i need to see this

[acoustic dune]

ey phil

[hard nexus]

toughness regen speed on his curios

[placid fiber]

Man I am glad the closest grocery store is like 3 blocks away. Our vehicle is at the mechanic's shop since it won't start. What we're think is that it is probably the alternator in it...

Every other grocery store is like... 8+ blocks away :/

[copper hawk]

Just run there

[copper hawk]

8 blocks is like

[copper hawk]

Less than 2 miles

[hard nexus]

what is he whining about

[copper hawk]

Goonies..

[acoustic dune]

he doesnt get toughness or smth

[median steeple]

the kbitty

[placid fiber]

I'm a walker, not a runner >.>

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-impact-no-gif-25787696

This shit so ass..

[acoustic dune]

someone tell JFJ to get toughness damage reduction

[merry flume]

every time i pick up the rashad i get so bored because it actually trivializes the game

it just mulches everything you have to be braindead to be bad with it

[copper hawk]

Everytime i pick u up i get so ANGRY because UR SMELLY

So i shake u

[visual stream]

I looked at the axes and thought "It's all the same attack, fucking boring"

[copper hawk]

Like a sparkler on 4th of July

[visual stream]

Little did I know it was boring for a different reason

[placid fiber]

Man... I wish I wasn't a panic gamer sometimes, because then I could relax while playing... instead I gotta, more or less, on high alert constantly... :/

[merry flume]

ur little noodle arms would shatter

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-now-this-looks-like-a-job-for-me-gif-26295486

[copper hawk]

Pipe dropping sound effect

[acoustic dune]

who is saying matyrdom is bad in zealot chat?

[copper hawk]

Meeeee

[hard nexus]

"theres people in the discord that get mad when someone says martyrdom is bad"

???

hes in the discord?

[copper hawk]

I hate marty

[hard nexus]

oh he is

lol

[copper hawk]

!!

[placid fiber]

@acoustic dune Like: you saw how I was, even on that malice game we played so you could get the no hp damage take on vet penance... I was pretty much on high alert... :/

[rocky nacelle]

na na na na

yea nah yea

[placid fiber]

Part of that was because I was worried you could take damage, tho

[merry flume]

knife martydom

[rocky nacelle]

naaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[nimble fiber]

[acoustic dune]

ah

[rocky nacelle]

ye na ye

[hard nexus]

lmfao

loser

[acoustic dune]

oh btw phil up for a match?

[stone fern]

behead all marty haters

[hard nexus]

real

[placid fiber]

But, I won't kid you... even if I wasn't worried about that I would still have been on high alert... 😦

[copper hawk]

I HATE MARTY

U wouldnt behead me

[stone fern]

beheaded

[copper hawk]

Im tooooo cute

🐕‍🦺

[stone fern]

beheaded twice

[copper hawk]

Nooooooo

[merry flume]

i would bite your head off and suck the juices out of you like a crawfish

[lusty oar]

sucking heads and eating booty meat

[copper hawk]

U cant do that w crawfish u have 2 clean them first

[acoustic dune]

what difficulty does jay play on?

[merry flume]

why are you dirty

[frosty herald]

i asume auric since he has auric storm

[copper hawk]

U already beheaded me u cant so it a second time

[stone fern]

dont tell me what i can and cant do

[copper hawk]

Ubbolz

[stone fern]

i got auric storm in heresy ask paradise

[merry flume]

any darktiders in the chat

[visual stream]

Other head

[acoustic dune]

i have yet to get auric storm

sadge

[merry flume]

lmao

youll never get it because you always assail poxbursters

[stone fern]

if you play bubble into ranged or thammer into monsters its very easy

[acoustic dune]

that was ONE TIME

[pale spindle]

I like how genshin has only 2 kinds of players:

Gay

or

PDFile

No in between ☠️

[merry flume]

three actually

[pale spindle]

Show me

[acoustic dune]

IT WAS 3 TIME

[spare talon]

Punishment for lacerating

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/furious-gif-26366448

[median steeple]

hello

do you wanna play darktide

[placid fiber]

Meh, I googled it to see what you were talking about... in all honesty to looks anime related... and nothing really would surprise me too much, for anime communities...

[acoustic dune]

ey cain

can i join

[pale spindle]

Nah anime communities are Ussually just the latter ☠️

[placid fiber]

You were talking about genshin impact, right?

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-dream-funny-meme-gif-21901016

[pale spindle]

Yeah but u mentioned anime communities

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykSNapZAVE

[acoustic dune]

they are weirdo

[placid fiber]

I mean at first glance it looked kinda anime, and thus I sort of am not going to be surprised by... extremes for the community of it

[rocky nacelle]

boomer superiority

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/gnc-venti-dick-and-balls-gif-22477675

[spare talon]

We know

[median steeple]

weinor

https://tenor.com/view/weiner-hotdog-gif-21226286

[pale spindle]

This is Zealot chat after all

We are all femboys here

[placid fiber]

I mean, I am not saying this is anime related... it just looks kind of like an anime style for the pictures I see at first glance.

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/йвйв-gif-17410664305885425651

[copper hawk]

Freaks

[acoustic dune]

WE ARE?

[median steeple]

oh god my dsicord is dying

[copper hawk]

It's me

[pale spindle]

Wait u arnt? 🤔

[spare talon]

No
I'm not dealing with this again

[copper hawk]

Im killing it

[rocky nacelle]

speak for yourself

freak

[pale spindle]

Fake Zealot

[median steeple]

says the freakiest freak of freakkind

[copper hawk]

W my evil gay magic

[acoustic dune]

no i am jsut edgy

[merry flume]

genshin is just devil may cry for people who only like looking at little white girls

[visual stream]

My skirt just came in today

[placid fiber]

Quick, shoot it up with some liquid chaos. That should make it be more discordantly or w/e

[pale spindle]

Why not both?

[acoustic dune]

what are ya babbling about

[visual stream]

Black and white checkered

[hard nexus]

i thought that said lactating

[copper hawk]

Knify is french

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hxh-kurapika-hunterxhunter-kurta-gif-13392486

[merry flume]

lmao

[copper hawk]

Pay them no mind

[visual stream]

I HATE moms

[acoustic dune]

FERME LA

i am not french

[spare talon]

Let's make an element system where everything interacts with everything and it all results in damage so you don't have to think

[copper hawk]

Meeee

[placid fiber]

By the way. Knify: Those 2 games we played together were fun, despite it just being us 2 and bots.

[pale spindle]

How do u play Zealot without knee socks and a skirt?

[copper hawk]

Except i use my blahaj

Instead of a wand

2 cast spells

[rocky nacelle]

give me your blahaj

[acoustic dune]

easily

naked

[rocky nacelle]

its the only shark plushie I dont have

(out of mainstream ones anyway)

[spare talon]

Happily

[copper hawk]

I shake it and somewhere somebody's sock drawer misses a single sock that day

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-you-hate-me-u-hate-me-why-do-you-hate-me-gif-26088760

[copper hawk]

So it's a ruined pIr

Pair

[rocky nacelle]

give me your blahaj

[placid fiber]

Eh... going by today's standards... isn't that skirt a bit long...?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-dmc-vergil-give-that-to-me-devil-may-cry3-gif-20096047

[median steeple]

peak knife has been found

[merry flume]

skitarii toilet

[spare talon]

I'm leaving

[opaque island]

if i could become part machine i would do it in a heartbeat

[stone fern]

just remove uncanny because you dont need it

[placid fiber]

I swear some of the clothes people wear aren't much better than underwear <.<

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-kawaii-cute-skibidi-toilet-sanrio-gif-5667734693016939544

[copper hawk]

PEAK !

[stone fern]

its perfectly fine damage is the dump stat

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-gif-7326816774046563056

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

Ur legacy

[opaque island]

its usually the people you dont want to see wearing those kinda clothes too

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

the brain rot consumes

like cole I shall disappear now

[merry flume]

explain

[stone fern]

ikr

[pale spindle]

I thought this was all of us ngl 😔

[placid fiber]

Well good, because those are the people I wouldn't want to hang out with to begin with lol

[stone fern]

no

[placid fiber]

Like put some fucking pants on, god...

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[copper hawk]

TROO

[stone fern]

play true solo

[copper hawk]

So troo

!!

[opaque island]

wdym? you dont like people walking around all scantily clad? you some kinda puritan or something : P

[lusty oar]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-soldier-mark-holmberg-mark-ironstrike-holmberg-roman-rome-gif-21193054

no

[placid fiber]

No I just have some degree of dignity for how I dress <.<

[pale spindle]

I wish this was true

[acoustic dune]

imagine wearing clothe

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bluesclues-dance-pants-steve-gif-7599162

[misty nova]

Nah
I'm none of that
They are frail and thin, I could wrap one of my hands around their slim waist and lift them up with no problem.....
I mean

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/naked-family-guy-stewie-griffin-gif-15127929

[acoustic dune]

tbh thats just me at home

[rocky nacelle]

wait

[acoustic dune]

who will stop me from being naked

[pale spindle]

😏

[copper hawk]

Erm ?

[misty nova]

[placid fiber]

I mean at home, do whatever the fuck you want... idc* how tf you dress in your own home, why should I? lol

[rocky nacelle]

I mean I can too higui but you dont see me bragging about it

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/vin-mona-venti-me-lol-gif-25157373

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/big-belly-too-sexy-for-this-shirt-undress-speedo-fat-guy-gif-13331249

pov me getting on darktide

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/we-know-duh-hello-of-course-gif-13989211

[misty nova]

Lmfao

[placid fiber]

Sweet! My spirit animal was on one of the random desktop backrounds I get... BEHOLD!

[acoustic dune]

good god

what souless eye

[placid fiber]

I mean, would you have it any other way...?

😏

[pale spindle]

As Drake said to the lesbian:

"yo me too"

😬

[copper hawk]

Aint no pawty likea diddy pawty

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-freak-puppy-stare-cute-reaction-gif-15215675160072457679

[copper hawk]

Drake had 2 be a diddy disciple

[acoustic dune]

what da fuck

[merry flume]

taxidermy grandma real

[copper hawk]

Taxidermy Grandma

[placid fiber]

wtf? That's a Manatee lol

[copper hawk]

"HOA revenge"

[acoustic dune]

no i was searching my spirit animal

this

[ornate bone]

those damn texans, at it again with their "taxidermy grandmas"

[acoustic dune]

and that came out

[placid fiber]

Oh, lol

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-diddy-diddy-party-gif-17612061049612945331

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-mike-epps-nah-hell-hellnaw-gif-1185257889333926573

[copper hawk]

@frosty herald

[placid fiber]

Dude, are you really surprised with how messed up this world is that the search fill ins are like that...?

[acoustic dune]

is that red pig?

[light badge]

Tannerian philosophy

[acoustic dune]

more surprised its a popular search

[frosty herald]

frfr ong no cap that broly guy was a pushover

[placid fiber]

Yep, all I know is: I got that gif from Cole or w/e lol

[frosty herald]

also why is this second coming lmfao

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/diggy-diggy-hole-the-hobbit-dwarves-dwarf-gif-3534717809066684381

[copper hawk]

Er.lm

Wrong song

Chip the glasses crack the plates

[acoustic dune]

you are the wrong one

[copper hawk]

That's what bilbo baggins hates

Blunt the knives and bend the forks

[placid fiber]

Stop digging in that hole, it's already deep enough to be your grave

[copper hawk]

Break the bottles burn the corks

[ornate bone]

nuh uh, it's not regulation depth yet

[full nebula]

afterall why shouldn't i have it?...

[rocky nacelle]

so kiss me

goated song

[placid fiber]

O, tru. Carry on.

o7

[copper hawk]

That's what bilbo baggins hates

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bilbo-lotr-loop-scary-gif-10419781704285544485

[copper hawk]

So caredully, carefully w the plates

[acoustic dune]

sorry i am a deep rock guy

[placid fiber]

@ornate bone Just make sure you add a trench around it, so it keeps the orcs out

[full nebula]

that scene scared the fuck outta me as a kid

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

deep rock

galatica

[merry flume]

that's so fucking crazy that i'm going to have to wait until the update to get double barrel manstopper. i have not had a SINGLE bruntstore update give me the perk since the weapons came out

[rocky nacelle]

good

now you guys know what I went through for about a month

checking those god forsaken milk and brunt shops

my will won in the end

[merry flume]

did it

[frosty herald]

i wonder how many people will complain about people getting easy access to blessings

"back in my day yadda yadda"

[merry flume]

ur burnt out of even playing videogames....

[acoustic dune]

forsaken milk

[stone fern]

i got it twice on melk

[placid fiber]

Dude, just do what I do(if it was for zealot) and have 4 of them lol

[stone fern]

once i just ignored it

[merry flume]

die

[stone fern]

skissue

[rocky nacelle]

dorn

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/you-guys-are-getting-paid-gif-20686662

you guys are getting blessings?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-no-warhammer-warhammer40k-robot-gif-17117864

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

GIVE IT TO ME

[spare talon]

This is going to be me

[acoustic dune]

do not talk wack about lord ADORNABLE

[placid fiber]

This is da way to live.

[full nebula]

mfw probably 70k platsteel trying for knife blessings 🤡

[rocky nacelle]

ok its gonna be cole and dorn

then

[pale spindle]

"back in my days I hyper farmed with pre nerfed scavenger 🧓"

[paper harness]

I want the entire system removed tf

[acoustic dune]

@rocky nacelle why is jfj maelstorm so calm

[full nebula]

i spent 8m dockets and 40k platsteel before i got a decent roll on branx pickaxe

[acoustic dune]

why cant ours be like that

[rocky nacelle]

clandestium gloriana

[acoustic dune]

is fart shark giving good rng on him?

[ornate bone]

"back in my days I just had tier 1 blessings"

[acoustic dune]

o ey freak priest

[full nebula]

spawns broken

[copper hawk]

They're addin this actually sorrgy

For felinid representation

We need 2 be represented

[acoustic dune]

wtf do you mean by ''we''

[median steeple]

sighs

[acoustic dune]

are you a furry?

[opaque island]

guys I was rolling for a good boltpistol on my vet, and accidentally tired brained deleted my god roll boltgun

[median steeple]

you hate 3 real !

[opaque island]

im devastated

[median steeple]

DIE

[full nebula]

we need an sm2 cross over mission, needs an mandatory boss at the end, and they should come and obliterate it just to rub it in

[lusty oar]

wanna make my cock explode?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhhh-thaddeus-fallout-i-got-me-they're-taking-me-gif-12415890945032764049

[acoustic dune]

i hate n love zealot chat

[copper hawk]

Nop

Felinids r abhumans

[acoustic dune]

is it stockholmes syndrome

[median steeple]

yes he is!

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-pants-gif-25587971

[copper hawk]

They r based and emperorpilled

[median steeple]

cica is a fibber

[acoustic dune]

you cant lie its by furry law

[frosty herald]

legit impossible to do

[full nebula]

no, i mean npcs

[placid fiber]

I mean dude, check out the shit they got going for em... they got superhuman agility

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/martsio-noita-noita-game-noitagame-sludge-gif-14399799604617033708

[frosty herald]

since space marine 2 takes place in 10th edition 4th tyrannic war

[full nebula]

big rip

[frosty herald]

darktide is still in the plague wars

[stone fern]

we dont talk about war of the beast