zealot-class

[stone fern]

also

[placid fiber]

Okay, Sue

[stone fern]

take the toughness on dodge

[grizzled aspen]

I dont like the 2nd charge on chastise because other talents have significantly more impact.

[slate haven]

Minors spelling mistake 💥

[placid fiber]

they had that

Oh wait

[north niche]

noted

[placid fiber]

sorry, wrong conversation

[north sedge]

Bleed for the emperor

[stone fern]

toughness for dodge is HUGE

[paper harness]

I’ll make nade bleed for the emperor

[slate haven]

Fixed

New name go crazy hard

[grizzled aspen]

If you really wanted the 2nd charge I suppose you could drop the two top middle nodes and take the 2nd charge and the 10% hp node.

[slate haven]

I can’t play without the Crit cooldown node

So yummy

[grizzled aspen]

But I also like the 20% unyielding damage a lot, so I don't take the 2nd charge.

[grizzled aspen]

If you say "yummers" or "yummy" one more time I'm smashing your knees with a crusher.

[placid fiber]

Yummericious

See? Neither of the words you said not to say. >:3

[grizzled aspen]

You're getting the thunder hammer to the knees instead.

[ivory marlin]

The heretics are eating our pets guys

We gotta clear atoma

[placid fiber]

YES!

Just what I wanted! 😄

I love thammers :3

[placid fiber]

That skunk looks really cosy

[misty nova]

Min height zealots be like

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/skunk-gif-10591842

[placid fiber]

nice iguana

A bit of a clutz tho

[remote lark]

i've beaten one before

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-limping-attacked-foxmel-gif-26121133

[remote lark]

STFU

😂

[placid fiber]

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-convinced-not-convinced-unconvinced-skeptical-doubt-gif-11697472

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1283329689573654549/image.png?ex=66e53c69&is=66e3eae9&hm=abd73d3172adba5b886db08c2451e59bc2d917c9187248480127597c3a2feb19&

i accidentally took my momentum page but still did ok

[placid fiber]

If a monkey gathers 6 coconuts on a hot summer day, and seven astronauts are chasing them... calculate the circumerance of the sun

[paper harness]

1.4k damage taken

[paper harness]

8

[placid fiber]

Close, it was ate

[remote lark]

dorn will forever despise me

i can feel it in my bones

[paper harness]

You aren’t tanner boy

[placid fiber]

Dorn despises everyone to some degree or another lol

[paper harness]

Are you?

[remote lark]

isn't tanner the aspy youtuber

[placid fiber]

tanner is a dumbass

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[placid fiber]

I've gathered that much from the talk about Tanner

[remote lark]

i made a sticker eralier

earlier

[placid fiber]

nice chinese mongoose

[placid fiber]

I bet if I took one of my solid builds into his game, he would rant about how I am playing wrong or something lol

[polar nexus]

you forgot all the ''world first'' bs

[placid fiber]

I bet he hates bromentum as well lol

[paper harness]

I have a better worlds first

[frosty herald]

he probs prefers skullcrusher over thrust

[paper harness]

I don’t count it as a real mission

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-gif-12626460

Oh wait u said first

[paper harness]

True solo grey no talents, I just picked voidstrike and ds4

[frosty herald]

tanners entire idea of world first is running through the mission and getting carried

[paper harness]

Was a fucking joke

Spawns were so low

[north niche]

this look better?

[paper harness]

Sub 2 mil damage in 2 hours

[placid fiber]

disdain sucks

[polar nexus]

my god 2h

[placid fiber]

it is every other hit

[north niche]

oh thats dumb

[polar nexus]

using plasma and knife

[north sedge]

what weapon are you using

[north niche]

guess ill just take the tdr

[polar nexus]

anybody use fs3 frame generation here? with an nvidia card?

[placid fiber]

I use whatever tf my pc has lol

which is nvidia

I don't do much in it at all tho

[north sedge]

You'd only have it if you had a 40 series

And only certain games

[placid fiber]

idk what I have lol

[polar nexus]

yeah but i am talking about the one from amd

[placid fiber]

lol

idk what this means

[north sedge]

Ah

Either way no have not

[placid fiber]

I think the cheaper one was i5, that they had in stock at the time... so I got this one and waited for them to get it

[north niche]

thats the last good chip intel made

[hushed knoll]

Hello knots and Darkpill and Doughthony

Knots

Keet

[placid fiber]

lol I can open this up by pressing alt + ctrl + s

[north niche]

open up search and type 'dxdiag' and it will tell you your gpu if thats what you are looking for

[placid fiber]

Idk what I'm doing, I just woke up

I blame Dough

[north sedge]

🤔

[placid fiber]

For not being bread, instead of Dough

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

https://tenor.com/view/cute-animals-bff-besties-hog-cat-gif-13871469

tfw your pig takes your cat for a walk

[placid fiber]

What do you think? @fleet zealot

[rocky nacelle]

rule of thumb only advertise 1 chastise charge if you know the person is going to play the game at an autistic minmax level

[placid fiber]

Also:

[rocky nacelle]

otherwise let the people enjoy their double chastise

(Buncha noobs though)

[placid fiber]

(Totally, just like knife and rashad users)

(i use the rashad)

[lean cairn]

@obsidian ore would you be willing to help me with hard mode twins in like an hour and a half

[rocky nacelle]

Rashad and knife users are not good

obviously there’s exceptions to the rule

[placid fiber]

Yeah they suck

[rocky nacelle]

but those weapons are just so bloated lmfao

[placid fiber]

Like double impact rashad users(are there even 2 impact blessings on it?) lol

Thunderous... uh... shred rashad users

[placid fiber]

@rocky nacelle So: what do you think about this one? I just was googling ferret for the lulz

[fleet zealot]

Ferret pretzel nap

[placid fiber]

Adorable

[paper harness]

@rocky nacelle The manifesto is almost complete

[placid fiber]

Which one?

And does it involve cheese?

[paper harness]

Patch 13 and it’s consequences

[rocky nacelle]

“fuck this game” writes a balance manifesto

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-cheese-anime-covered-in-pizza-giant-pizza-gif-5427037

Cheese

[paper harness]

Every single patch change

[placid fiber]

Oh God

[rocky nacelle]

as long as we don’t go back to feats

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[rocky nacelle]

I think I’ll be aight

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-18865199

[paper harness]

Know how much I have had to calculate in 7 days

[placid fiber]

like um... a 20 page essay's worth?

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[stone fern]

distain is alright

[rocky nacelle]

Clad with the objectively wrong take again

[placid fiber]

Disdain would be alright if it was every hit

[rocky nacelle]

many such cases !

[north sedge]

True they should do the hd2 thing and buff everything which will kill any semblance of difficulty

[placid fiber]

It is just mid

[paper harness]

They already have

[rocky nacelle]

don’t worry SUPER damnation is coming !!

[paper harness]

[placid fiber]

You could do worse than disdain

but that's not a compliment

[slate haven]

Fellas

[north sedge]

Yea but dt has some adjustments that make sense, just a dash though

[slate haven]

I bombed myASL test

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-salty-salt-gif-11198365

[paper harness]

Then the Monday following will be compiled player feedback

[rocky nacelle]

Other times you look at fat shark and wonder what they were thinking

[stone fern]

ye its good tho toughness DR on crit is kinda meh for marty i would think about desperation or anointed in blood maybe?

[rocky nacelle]

(They weren’t )

[paper harness]

Since game release, split into major patches

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/no-brain-loading-slow-gif-16361840

fatshark ^

[grizzled aspen]

Why take scourge if you're not using a crit build?

[stone fern]

its ok i like it on thammer an rashad

[slate haven]

Fat shit worst smh

😔

[paper harness]

Silence

[placid fiber]

ok is putting it nicely

In it's best use case scenarios

[rocky nacelle]

you can talk shit about fat shark decisions after you raise your autism levels

[slate haven]

My autism has reached critical mass

[rocky nacelle]

gay tanner baby

[grizzled aspen]

Doesn't disdain dump all the bonus damage on the first target you hit?

[stone fern]

look im not saying its great but is alright and cheap

[slate haven]

It can’t expand anymore

[paper harness]

Not even close dude

Go read every Reddit post since release

[slate haven]

I like trains

[paper harness]

[slate haven]

That’s the autism i have

[placid fiber]

Like I said earlier: You could do worse

[rocky nacelle]

thats just SH

[grizzled aspen]

You don't have thousands of hours in rts games.

[rocky nacelle]

[stone fern]

ye i agree

[placid fiber]

like cdr on hp damage

[slate haven]

5000 in D2 literally maxitism

[stone fern]

which i still run unironically

[stone fern]

err

[grizzled aspen]

Not autism, that's masochism.

[slate haven]

Masochism and max autism

[stone fern]

i mixed them up

[paper harness]

Gay baby jail

[rocky nacelle]

5K hours in D2 means you're just cringelord

[stone fern]

invo is cdr crit martys is hp cdr

[slate haven]

Took the words right out of my mouth frogcast lol

[grizzled aspen]

I have 500 hours in d2 but I fucking hate it.

[rocky nacelle]

gay tanner baby

[slate haven]

Same

It’s mid

I hate it

[paper harness]

[placid fiber]

Wouldn't a d2 just be a coin?

[grizzled aspen]

Such a godawful game, I can't believe I gave that much of my life to bungie.

[stone fern]

gay and tanner are redundant

[rocky nacelle]

we have gay tanner baby

and malice boy

[slate haven]

D2 raids are fun

That’s it

[rocky nacelle]

pvp is ass

[frosty herald]

Same meaning ngl

[rocky nacelle]

(I played it the most)

[slate haven]

I was a PvP sweat towards the end of my time in D2

[stone fern]

can i be meta cheese baby?

[paper harness]

Smyker scum

[grizzled aspen]

Pvp was such fucking garbage, bungie refused and still refuses to nerf titans.

[slate haven]

Can I be super cool awesome adult cool guy?

[rocky nacelle]

very acoustic that PvP (the most dogshit balanced game modes) are the fastest ways to light level

usually

[frosty herald]

A lot of people jumped ship at the final shape

[stone fern]

i hope u get fps drops again

[frosty herald]

I dont think the major updates will make players return

[grizzled aspen]

I jumped ship at lightfall because the story was godawful.

Final shape isn't much better.

[rocky nacelle]

I came back after years of not playing

[slate haven]

I played TFS and hopped out after

[rocky nacelle]

I played forsaken and the first 2 dlcs

[rocky nacelle]

stopped playing cause I didnt buy anything

[paper harness]

I will work at Fatshark for 1 day to nerf rashad into unusable

[rocky nacelle]

then came back for beyond light / witch queen

[stone fern]

my man

[rocky nacelle]

had to play shadowkeep and it was meh

[stone fern]

thatll take years

[slate haven]

I’ve been playing destiny as a franchise for years and years so I kinda disagree but I’m done now, the franchise is over for me

[stone fern]

ill be dead of old age before you can nerf anything

[paper harness]

Take me 5 seconds

[rocky nacelle]

beyond light / witch queen are the peak of D2 (also forsaken)
and its not even close

[slate haven]

The duality of man

[rocky nacelle]

glad I stopped playing after witch queen

[placid fiber]

I'm bored if you can't tell lol

[grizzled aspen]

I have spent so much money on that game it isn't even funny.

[rocky nacelle]

money issue

[grizzled aspen]

I'm actually depressed thinking about it.

[rocky nacelle]

i never bought shit

[frosty herald]

It also seems like bungie gets their laundry aired like every month

[tight fog]

If combat Axe is nerfed how am I meant to play zealot blazed as fook without being able to just click m1 until everything is dead

[stone fern]

FUCK bungie

[rocky nacelle]

true

[grizzled aspen]

Chainsword.

[rocky nacelle]

bungo is ass

[slate haven]

Silence noob the all knower cringemiester and autism are talking 😤

[paper harness]

Fuck 343

[slate haven]

Fuck 343

[placid fiber]

Sweet! I caught someone live from gay baby jail!

[stone fern]

so tru so try

[frosty herald]

Newest bungie controversy plagiarism

[slate haven]

Put me back in happy there

[paper harness]

I care little for bungie

Just fuck 343

[grizzled aspen]

343 ruined halo and I'll never forgive them.

[stone fern]

soooo i have to pay 38475 dollars for plagiarized dlc now?

[misty nova]

Tac axe 4

[placid fiber]

Fine, I'll take this one instead

[paper harness]

Exactly

[slate haven]

This kid in one of my classes is a Destiny player and he broke into my former best friends house and she had to move

[stone fern]

there is no halo after reach

[slate haven]

Gonna beat his ass one day

Today is not that day

I choose peace

[frosty herald]

Something about the ace of spades nerf gun design being almost identical to a fan design

[grizzled aspen]

One of my classmates wanted to play d2 with me literally every time he saw me online and I didn't have the heart to tell him he was dogshit at literally everything.

[stone fern]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6MDQBVAIBCA

[placid fiber]

Sweet, I caught a frog

[paper harness]

I used to play rts in school

[slate haven]

One day bro

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

bored + adhtism

dont mix

[slate haven]

I played D2 on stadia in 9th grade

[placid fiber]

I know lol

[stone fern]

me with 7 home repair projects

[paper harness]

Child

[rocky nacelle]

maybe do something besides being bored taking screenshots

[slate haven]

During class

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-writing-blackbeard-writing-gif-5728066505004548744

[next relic]

hi there

[rocky nacelle]

you not home improvement

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[stone fern]

lets pray this second pack of cigs gives me motivation

[slate haven]

Listen bro after this year I’m a big man

I’m not ready

[next relic]

i try to play martyr with a hammer xD it's....ERK

[placid fiber]

Hey look, it's me

[slate haven]

I don’t wanna be an adult 😭

I don’t wanna be old

This shit SUCKS

[stone fern]

things will only get worse

[placid fiber]

Sweet, I caught a Dorn as well

[slate haven]

Major senioritis kicking in tho

[paper harness]

I will link the manifesto in here before I publish so the fellow autists can stop me from saying certain things

[slate haven]

Manifesto?

Marx?

[placid fiber]

Okay, I'm done lol

[rocky nacelle]

as long as you kill blessings and broken weapons

[stone fern]

nice manifesto better give it rending

[grizzled aspen]

You think you have it bad. I'm not even 21 and my doctor told me I'm perfectly healthy... if I was 38.

[paper harness]

I’m 25

[slate haven]

Oh

[paper harness]

[slate haven]

Im this many

[rocky nacelle]

heres your manifesto

[sullen forge]

A solid -2

[slate haven]

No joke a great read

[rocky nacelle]

probably is

[slate haven]

It actually goes hard

[rocky nacelle]

but youre a gay tanner baby

so id never listen to you

[slate haven]

True

I can never atone

[rocky nacelle]

not when you said you worship 1 youtubers words and advice

no you cant

lmfao

[slate haven]

This is who I am now 😐

[rocky nacelle]

thinking for self is too hard

[sullen forge]

Branded with the mark of Tanner

[rocky nacelle]

pve games too hard

[slate haven]

Must follow big man

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gfdad-gif-19386440

[stone fern]

now lets see your opinions at age 19

[slate haven]

Dorn is my replacement big gamer man

[placid fiber]

but yeah: Bored + adhtism is a REALLY bad combo xD

[rocky nacelle]

I wasnt nearly as restarted at 19

trust me

[slate haven]

Paradise will never be big gamer man

[stone fern]

everyone lies

[paper harness]

I was way more hostile

[rocky nacelle]

clad you cant even get auric exemplar

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[rocky nacelle]

playing auric heresy only

🙄

noob

[stone fern]

i already have it

[slate haven]

Clad noob lacks the purple lean title

SMH

[rocky nacelle]

they should have reset your progress

[sullen forge]

I was fucking unbearable through my teens

[rocky nacelle]

for only playing auric heresy

[stone fern]

same sis

[slate haven]

Current me

[placid fiber]

Which means they are right: You can no longer get it unlocked.

[sullen forge]

Worlds most annoying mfer

Me

[slate haven]

Nah

[stone fern]

the emperor himself saved me twice

[rocky nacelle]

if anything when I was younger

[slate haven]

I’m coming for that title

[rocky nacelle]

i was definitely alot more toxic

[stone fern]

sorry the emperor loves me not u

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[slate haven]

How

[sullen forge]

Ditto

[paper harness]

Same

[rocky nacelle]

people think im "bad" or "toxic" now

LOL

[slate haven]

Yes

[rocky nacelle]

i bite my tongue alot

[slate haven]

Stop

[stone fern]

i just think ur cringe

[sullen forge]

Paradise you said…

[slate haven]

Don’t do that

[sullen forge]

Mean words…

[rocky nacelle]

well you're noob

so

[sullen forge]

That hurt me feefees..

[paper harness]

Whenever someone rage quit on civ I’d dm them

[rocky nacelle]

words are powerful things

[paper harness]

[slate haven]

Paradise mean to me 😢

[paper harness]

And provoke

[sullen forge]

“Ur bad”

Gottem

[rocky nacelle]

ok dorn

[paper harness]

A lot more in depth

[rocky nacelle]

I never purposely did that

[stone fern]

fuck civ

[rocky nacelle]

but I did troll people

lmfao

[stone fern]

everytime i played civ 17 hours would disappear

[paper harness]

When you getting ass

[rocky nacelle]

he @'d me when he finally got it

[paper harness]

Irl or in game

[rocky nacelle]

it was about 3 days ago

[stone fern]

i have ass

[paper harness]

Cheesed

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pıwwww-gif-1924882556361531339

[rocky nacelle]

you were doomed to die cause you wanted to smiteker cheese frog's ASS 5/5 game

forgot to bring that up

[stone fern]

i was 4/5 playing bubble in ranged maelstrom is fine

[rocky nacelle]

the emperor did not enjoy smite

[paper harness]

I was tired and didn’t wanna go again

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough

[slate haven]

Guys am I a gamer say yes if yes say no if yes

[rocky nacelle]

that CS(burgled) and rager death trap at the stairs though

that shit was abyss

[paper harness]

The alternative was me cheesing it for him

[rocky nacelle]

yeah doubt frog would want that

[placid fiber]

embed fail lol

[slate haven]

Noob paradise doesn’t even have lean color name smh

[rocky nacelle]

I dont boost servers

[paper harness]

Shut up nade

[stone fern]

whats worse asking for a boost or using cheap builds?

[rocky nacelle]

using cheap builds and SUCKING

[slate haven]

Betrayed by the all knower

D :

[stone fern]

no u

[rocky nacelle]

literally out damaged a marty rashad auto clicker zarona zealot

[placid fiber]

lol everyone else was too distracted

[rocky nacelle]

no we just dont care

or at least I dont care

anyways

[slate haven]

I care

I love you pookie don’t ever forget

😘

[rocky nacelle]

out damaged a marty rashad zarona auto clicking zealot in melee maelstrom

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/x3-gif-24301743

[rocky nacelle]

(as mk6 uncanny/executor knife)

[stone fern]

no

[rocky nacelle]

very crinfe people on this game

[stone fern]

too much clicking

[slate haven]

😏

[rocky nacelle]

imagine using top tier and sucking

[stone fern]

my fingies hort

[placid fiber]

😳

[rocky nacelle]

did you just forget to read auto clicker

or

he wasnt even aiming for heads

he would swap to rashad and it auto swung

[slate haven]

👉👈

[rocky nacelle]

and he always aimed at chest

[slate haven]

What if?

[rocky nacelle]

it was fucking dogshit gameplay

[stone fern]

center mass

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/poke-the-bear-angry-gif-26844893

[stone fern]

chad gameplay

[rocky nacelle]

he died and left

lmfao

[stone fern]

[slate haven]

Freeze I am the fed

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-fbiopenup-carlwhitman-gif-19586039

[slate haven]

You cannot

You cannot of the zealot chat in the of

[placid fiber]

Welp I gotta go

o7

[slate haven]

Me too

Class change

Cya

cya?

: (

[placid fiber]

2nd time lol

[placid fiber]

cya

[frosty herald]

i agree

[lean cairn]

@paper harness do you know about this one

[rocky nacelle]

its like geo guesser but its dorn with speedrun spots

[rocky nacelle]

still best zealot fit ive made

[paper harness]

Barrel?

[lean cairn]

nope

simple jump

[paper harness]

It’s easier with barrel

[lean cairn]

from the stairs you can just about make it up onto the platform

barrel is for weaklings

alright how about this one

[paper harness]

No, but I could find it pretty quickly

I have so much editing to do why did I do this to myself

AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-the-essay-hilarious-haha-gif-3565665

[lean cairn]

i keep finding new ones

[lusty oar]

now imagine a worm crawling out of your butt lol

[paper harness]

They added paid strategems behind the cover of piss baby mode

[stone fern]

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kf2-killing-floor-killing-floor-2-killing-floor-gif-3897817901562496769

gas maxxing

[stone fern]

lemme guess those weapons perform better

[frosty herald]

no eagle gas strike tho

[rocky nacelle]

just got a nerf shotgun

(the exact same nerf shotgun I had as a kid)

[acoustic dune]

they added waht

i thought it was warbond

[halcyon elbow]

I feel a Bit discouraged to try new stuffs since i Just gonna Throw away my mats

[north sedge]

Soon it will be alot less of a horror show at least

[rocky nacelle]

HD2 or darktide

[stone fern]

be dorn
want to be taken seriously
write a well thought out essay
started out with a bastardized quote taken from a terrorist

[stone fern]

remove it rn

[ember yew]

i need mah flamer buffs

[lusty oar]

check your mailbox

[ember yew]

asdladlalfslfgadlflhgadhldhpdalghad;hldgh

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/babadook-gif-21517047

me to dorn

[paper harness]

I feel the same way he did with computers but with dt

[livid siren]

[ember yew]

[stone fern]

ikr

[paper harness]

@grizzled aspen @hard nexus @fleet zealot I will ask the adults, too much or perfect

[stone fern]

LETS PUT RENDING ON EVERYTHING

[ember yew]

now trash tier

but

we

got

fixed

Overpressure

[acoustic dune]

mmh penetration flame

how

kinky

[ember yew]

small pp

penetration flame

does not penetrate anything tbh

[rocky nacelle]

meow
adult

[acoustic dune]

you know how when you piss it sometime burn

[acoustic dune]

yeah thats whay pen flame is prob

[stone fern]

i need to make a laptop sticker with uncanny+discription for my laptop

[fleet zealot]

For being meme’d to death, perfect

This manifesto will go down as the most insane of all time

[stone fern]

imagine being the fatshark dev that has to read that

[paper harness]

I will mail it to them

[fleet zealot]

CM is going to read all of it and not pass it on xd

[grizzled aspen]

Do as you will, it's your manifesto.

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[stone fern]

we have some well thought out feed back written by one "goon slopper meat gripper69"
it starts out with a very intresting quote from "uncle Ted"

[hard nexus]

why am i included in the adults

[rocky nacelle]

thats literally

what I said

[paper harness]

zealot council

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I am also curious as to why I am an "adult."

[rocky nacelle]

dorn got the wrong council

[grizzled aspen]

Or part of this "zealout council."

[hard nexus]

the what

[rocky nacelle]

[fleet zealot]

They very personally FUCK me.
-I always wanted Loadouts in Vermintide 2 and they NEVER implemented it.
-When they ported the most popular mods for Vermintide 2, they blatantly ignored the Loadouts mod which is easily top 5 most popular mod at the time.
-They messed with the game files organization with every patch until the modder refused to update it anymore out of frustration, killing modded loadouts for Vermintide 2.
-They released Darktide without loadouts.
-They finally implemented loadouts but limit you to only 5 per character for no other reason than "we made the HUD complicated for it and there's no more HUD space lol"
-They don't even let me have my 5 fucking loadouts because every 2-3 months they "ACCIDENTALLY" delete them.

SO YES I TAKE THIS VERY FUCKING PERSONALLY I WANT MY FUCKING LOADOUTS FOR FUCK'S SAKE OR GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

And YES this is the place to say this as at least 1 Darktide employee lurks here.

[stone fern]

all the old people stopped playing the game so dorn is scrapping the barrel now

[paper harness]

The Zealot Council

[hard nexus]

ok i get that

[paper harness]

Most of us, not clad or tanner boy

[hard nexus]

but what does that mean

[hard nexus]

why specifically clad

[paper harness]

People who aren't shit

[fleet zealot]

You know things are fucked when im in power

[grizzled aspen]

Clad likes disdain.

[hard nexus]

ah

[stone fern]

im reading horus heresy lodges were a mistake and i refuse to be in one

[hard nexus]

eh

it’s not as useful but not that big of a deal

it’s only one point

[grizzled aspen]

They need to make it every attack.

[hard nexus]

if they do that

they you just have 2 sustained assaults

[grizzled aspen]

Like it's literally one step away from being hard knocks.

[hard nexus]

kind of

[stone fern]

i go stuns with a few builds leaf me alone to my copemaxxing about a talent im locked to

[grizzled aspen]

And hard knocks for zealout would be peak.

[hard nexus]

lmfao

not running throwing knives

looosserrr

[stone fern]

i do throwing knives with thammer thats about it

[ember yew]

can cut the power by 30%+, also still different activation

[grizzled aspen]

I like immolation grenades but most all of my loadouts use throwing knives.

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[frosty herald]

dorn hasnt met the online enclopedia me

[stone fern]

immo nades are in the middle

[hard nexus]

did u type that all out

[grizzled aspen]

Immolation grenades are peak on hunting grounds.

[stone fern]

you can not pay me to go middle tree

[hard nexus]

or is that a copypasta

[frosty herald]

copypasta

[lusty oar]

I think it's from general chat

[stone fern]

if i go left im going left to save points thats it

[grizzled aspen]

Middle tree top nodes are good, though.

[hard nexus]

of course it is

[stone fern]

SINGULAR NODE BEFORE AND AFTER ZEALOT BLITZ WHEN????????

[paper harness]

Fiiiineee clad I will be sensible and not teddy post

[frosty herald]

its when they reworked some stuff and as a result all loadouts got reset

[grizzled aspen]

Purge the unclean and restoring faith are great.

[stone fern]

i only want whats best

[hard nexus]

yah i agree, while extremely funny, if you want to be serious then you shouldn’t really have many jokes in it

[lusty oar]

w w westowing fyaith :3

[grizzled aspen]

[frosty herald]

death penalty

[hard nexus]

i have a gif for this

[stone fern]

i hoke u get stuck and can only talk like that for a week

[hard nexus]

@rocky nacelle knows it

i can’t send it though

[rocky nacelle]

if this manifesto is serious about the balance (which im sure it is) yeah less jokes

[drifting wolf]

darktide has fallen, billions must unpatch 13

[rocky nacelle]

even though us zealots are all mentally ill

people dont like our jokes

lmfao

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ssj4gogeta-big-bang-kamehameha-dbfz-dragon-ball-gif-26882904

[hard nexus]

we’re too edgy and cool

[grizzled aspen]

I am definitely mentally ill.

[frosty herald]

istg

[paper harness]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1281888137626517504/caption.gif?ex=66e543dc&is=66e3f25c&hm=195b287b12321a61b7fb5bcae150a7c3ae2c7e20b897868e6bf696febcd26612&

exactly

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/its-yummers-my-soldiers-cream-soilders-crygup-gif-16120721765980872186

[grizzled aspen]

God, I fucking HATE the t*nner gif.

[hard nexus]

i want to play with tanner once

out damage him

[paper harness]

It is on the nose

[hard nexus]

and then make him feel bad

[paper harness]

I have

[grizzled aspen]

Just to mog him.

Thats valid.

[paper harness]

He sucked more than I did back then

[rocky nacelle]

I posted that gif and cole made sure it was t*nnerfied

[hard nexus]

you haven’t really played with me but would u say i’m better

[rocky nacelle]

no

[frosty herald]

you could probably outplay him in sm2

[north sedge]

Darktide crafting, hd2 about to be braindead pissbaby easy

[hard nexus]

true

[rocky nacelle]

ah rest in piss, and true

[frosty herald]

hes a trendchaser and every game he plays is dogshit

[hard nexus]

(i have 7 hours on sm2)

[frosty herald]

in his own words

[paper harness]

yeah

[hard nexus]

yay!!!

[drifting wolf]

overkill railgun of death

[hard nexus]

guys we’re so back

[drifting wolf]

much balanced

[grizzled aspen]

My sister sent me a video of her daughter calling her "bob" instead of mom.

It's adorable.

[hard nexus]

affirmation from probably the best darktide player

[rocky nacelle]

crinfe

[paper harness]

going to kms now

https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758

[hard nexus]

who is the best

[rocky nacelle]

only affirmation you need is yourself

[paper harness]

Not another nade

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[paper harness]

Hamdolsun

[hard nexus]

LOL

[rocky nacelle]

i wanna see hammie play

[grizzled aspen]

Social climber...

[rocky nacelle]

but im pretty sure

he is the EU

so times dont add up

[paper harness]

He’s twice as good as me

[grizzled aspen]

2 times 0 is 0.

[slate haven]

I know

[rocky nacelle]

twice as humble too

[slate haven]

I really am

[grizzled aspen]

[rocky nacelle]

[slate haven]

I really am twice as good as you

[stone fern]

blocked

[hard nexus]

was it nade or someone else who was asking for advice on a weapon, cole gave advice, and then he said “i’m gonna wait for dorn”

[paper harness]

It was nade

[rocky nacelle]

gay t*nner baby nade

[hard nexus]

ah, peak….

[paper harness]

[frosty herald]

whats wrong with being a tanner?

[slate haven]

I took Cole’s advice

[hard nexus]

who do u guys think is the single handedly best darktide player

[frosty herald]

i think tanning is a respectable profession

[hard nexus]

oh speaking of nade

[paper harness]

Hammie

[slate haven]

I took

[grizzled aspen]

Could also have been me, but I dont specifically say who I'm waiting on when I'm fishing for information.

[slate haven]

Coles advice

[hard nexus]

no it wasn’t you

[drifting wolf]

me when i lead in the scoreboard, everyone else is just cheating for real

[hard nexus]

fair

i rarely see him around though

[hard nexus]

lmfao

real!!!

any time i see a player with a macro

they’re always the worst players i’ll ever see

[grizzled aspen]

I can't wait to see dsmk4 chastise.

[vast basin]

The guy with 30 wins in a row on hardtide

[paper harness]

.

[hard nexus]

staff m1 macro players

[grizzled aspen]

Intergalactic toothpick missile.

[hard nexus]

vic had like 30 a while ago

[slate haven]

Zealot chat when a joke is made

[frosty herald]

people openly using attack cancel macros

[acoustic dune]

jhon darktide?

[paper harness]

Die

[frosty herald]

and then surprised theyre banned

[hard nexus]

but he lost that streak with me in a maelstrom

[slate haven]

[vast basin]

My pb is only 16

[hard nexus]

psykers with staff m1 quell cancel, i’ve seen a mk15 evis macro

they just

[paper harness]

Peak

[hard nexus]

suck

so bad

[hard nexus]

lmfao

that was very funny

[frosty herald]

macros cant substitute for skill

[slate haven]

Why

[paper harness]

Rashad qq cancel

[rocky nacelle]

imagine needing macros

mk15 qq cancel is so piss easy

[paper harness]

Macroed

[slate haven]

I love Rashad

[paper harness]

We kicked him at the end

[slate haven]

He my bf

Rashad habibi

[paper harness]

[frosty herald]

if your disabled macros are ok

[rocky nacelle]

everyone who likes 40K is disabled

in some shape or form

[slate haven]

Dorn pookilicous…

You gonna be

Yk

[paper harness]

No

[sullen forge]

Mentally or physically

Simply a coin toss

[stone fern]

its tru

[rocky nacelle]

Mental Restardation or Bait

Call It

[slate haven]

Fine. I’ll do it myslef

It’s bait first 4head

[paper harness]

No I-IIs on the map

[sullen forge]

True

[slate haven]

How do u get onto the platform tho

[slate haven]

That’s all I don’t know how to do

[paper harness]

No

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

holy shit

[slate haven]

Dorn wants me codependent

[rocky nacelle]

why didnt I just make my zealot anton-chigurh

LOL

that would have been peak

[frosty herald]

didnt you make speed already

[rocky nacelle]

no im dr-umar

racist

[acoustic dune]

who is dr umar anyhow

[rocky nacelle]

that Ishowmeth screenshot is god tier

[acoustic dune]

is he like a house md character?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/trollyard-gif-20787734

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-umar-gif-833688080316617677

[slate haven]

Is there like a speed run guide for consignment yard

I know the door skip

[frosty herald]

theres an ice dweller in chat

[paper harness]

No

[rocky nacelle]

what the fuck is with everyone and house md

no hes not a house md character lmfao

[slate haven]

Mid show

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/caca-gif-1023125730534842086

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-house-md-dr-house-hugh-laurie-gif-5289550

[rotund shoal]

His face reminds me of Anuc somehow

[rocky nacelle]

this is dr umar

[rocky nacelle]

we have multiple ice dwellers

in this chat

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-funny-house-house-md-wilson-gif-9235716467536813948

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/9HxM0_eeWww?si=qHs17_n3ULq1iV2G

[rocky nacelle]

zealot chat

[paper harness]

True tho

[north niche]

ok based on some more feedback, if i wanted to make this martyrdom build not be shit, what melee do i use?

[paper harness]

Most of my ultra high dps builds only work because I have ungodly amounts of playtime exclusively on those weapons

[acoustic dune]

ah a fellow speed freak

[slate haven]

Evis

[rotund shoal]

no need to path for swift certainty

[grizzled aspen]

Qq cancel, go to gay baby jail.

Only gay babies do that.

[rotund shoal]

get the dodge one instead

[slate haven]

Me Fr

[acoustic dune]

baby can be gay?

this is

[rotund shoal]

Good Balance instead of Swift Certainty

[acoustic dune]

smth

[grizzled aspen]

You take one look at Nade and ask me that again.

[frosty herald]

is dr umar a character tho or is he completely serious

[slate haven]

Word lol

[paper harness]

Rashad (boring answer), crusher, mk2 evis, smaul

[paper harness]

The macro for it

There’s a 2400 hour player on us east who does it

[slate haven]

Me

[north niche]

wish i could take my veteran's god rolled rashad

[sullen forge]

Lowtiergod

[rocky nacelle]

you can put the last 2 points into the purge the unclean path

or take TDR node and good balance

for more defense

[paper harness]

This

[rocky nacelle]

and id use this with a Crusher or hammers personally

[paper harness]

[rocky nacelle]

(eviscerator can make this work too)

[rocky nacelle]

silence defense freak

just dont get hit

[stone fern]

i vote for the middle two

[slate haven]

Banger flavor

[north niche]

good deal, thanks boys

[paper harness]

I have a taxe zero defense somewhere that did stupidly well but it’s too hard to play without a mod to click for me

[rocky nacelle]

👍

[grizzled aspen]

My point remains.

[slate haven]

Fellas

Is it gay to be.

[stone fern]

yes

[steel agate]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

You? Yeah.

[paper harness]

I never worked out qq cancelling

[rocky nacelle]

nice ez simple build assistance

[rotund shoal]

isnt qq cancelling a psyker thing?

[paper harness]

Rare W

[stone fern]

yes

[paper harness]

No

[rotund shoal]

i do it with my staffs how do u do it to something else

[rocky nacelle]

feck off dorn

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[grizzled aspen]

Do I know how to do it well? No.

[paper harness]

It applies to every weapon

[stone fern]

you can quell to make lmb spam faster

[slate haven]

Y’all missing out they got Mad Max Fury Road on Blu-ray here in GbJ

[stone fern]

or some channel attacks faster

[paper harness]

That has a good attack on light 1

[grizzled aspen]

Because qq canceling is for gay babies that belong in gay baby jail.

[rotund shoal]

Huh

Good to know

[paper harness]

I didn’t come from vt

[stone fern]

its kinda hard to get the rythem right for it

[grizzled aspen]

Jokes aside, qq cancel is great on deimos.

[paper harness]

So, I didn’t learn that

[rotund shoal]

on trauma the rhytm is pretty easy

[rocky nacelle]

deimos L1 spam

[rotund shoal]

since its kind of like the normal rhytm

[rocky nacelle]

is kino

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kyriakos-grizzly-punch-punching-funny-gif-27478689

[slate haven]

God do I love mad max fury road on Blu-ray

[grizzled aspen]

I dont use cancels very often because q is my blitz button now.

[rocky nacelle]

zealot when fist weapons (never)

[stone fern]

?????? just combo l1h2

[frosty herald]

ogryn fist weapons

[paper harness]

I only do qq to move faster instantly

[slate haven]

I NEED FIST WEAPINS

[stone fern]

deimos zealot with thrust when?

[slate haven]

GIVE ME A CESTUS

[rocky nacelle]

deimos l1 spam peak

animation is sick

[stone fern]

no

[rocky nacelle]

we need more thrusting melee animations or starters

very cool

[grizzled aspen]

Ogryns need chain fists.

[stone fern]

put thrust on all weapons

[rocky nacelle]

I actually said this a long time ago

[paper harness]

I’ll trust a melee weapon into clad

[slate haven]

Zealot needs bandage wrapping w metal on them

[grizzled aspen]

They don't have any chain weapons and chain fists would be kino.

[slate haven]

Would go so hard

[rocky nacelle]

id enjoy ogryn with a power fist/ripper fist and zealot gets lightning claws

but GW moment

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout lightning claws, I'd kill for.

[stone fern]

YOU CAN KILL THE MAN BUT NOT THE IDEA

[obsidian ore]

Lmao dorn complained so much they changed the tending amount

[paper harness]

Never talk again

[visual stream]

No fun allowed

[stone fern]

RENDING UPON YOU

[obsidian ore]

Good job dorn honestly needed

[slate haven]

Gladiator style cestus be opon ye

[stone fern]

it was tones of people bitching about the rending not just dorn

[visual stream]

We have kitchen knives killing armor better than thunder hammers, might as well

[paper harness]

Time for shower 2 of the day

[slate haven]

Y’all try to stop me but I’m the mfing Yapmiester

[rocky nacelle]

blocking does wonders

[stone fern]

if you've seen the devs play the game you'd understand why everything has rending now

[paper harness]

I could stop you with one ping

[rocky nacelle]

I hope you know that

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[slate haven]

😳

[sullen forge]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[paper harness]

I remember when you said I was killing the vibe when I told your xbot friend the game was easy

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

malice vibes

[slate haven]

: |

I mean

[rotund shoal]

whats block

[sullen forge]

I’m gonna stomp you and you’re gonna keep coming back why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup

[rotund shoal]

i thought that was a non knife zealot thing

[rocky nacelle]

I have a vergil LTG edit somewhere, might be on my phone

and its the best thing ever

[slate haven]

Block shob

[grizzled aspen]

We don't block in this house.

[placid fiber]

Something you only really do in vt2

[grizzled aspen]

Dodge or die.

[visual stream]

It is, keep pumping those PAs stinky

[rocky nacelle]

the pskyer with KD blocking 5 ragers

[slate haven]

Dodge or join me in gay baby jail

Those are your only two options

And I’ll tap

Yap

[grizzled aspen]

That's how I was surviving doing ASS.

[slate haven]

Trust

[rocky nacelle]

i highly doubt you can dodge sufficiently enough to even say this

[visual stream]

Waiter, three mauler overheads please

[grizzled aspen]

6 fucking dreg ragers appear and I just hold block until someone can help me deal with them.

[placid fiber]

I think I learned blocking isn't very effective in Darktide very quickly... it was pretty damn effective in vt2, but, definitely not so in Darktide lol

[rotund shoal]

lmao playing psyker gives me 100% buff to all classes for a couple hours but its so hard to get rid of KD habits

[rocky nacelle]

something something venting shriek save me

[rotund shoal]

i love it so much

[grizzled aspen]

Actually I ate a mauler overhead and didn't go down with KD.

[slate haven]

Dude I know y’all shitpost 24/7 but I’m genuinely trying to get better at the game and it’s kinda disheartening to just hear lol skill issue

but whateveah no sad

[placid fiber]

I've eaten them, and not taken any hp damage, a few times on my marty build

[rocky nacelle]

ive used block as a "parry" but it usually happens because im push attacking a flamer or a special/elite

[slate haven]

Just fury road blueray

[rocky nacelle]

and they kick

lmfao

its quite nice

[grizzled aspen]

We don't get sad in this house, use this as fuel to be better.

[placid fiber]

Usually it was directed right into me by a teammate lol

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

keep playing

or die trying

[slate haven]

Death

Oh

[placid fiber]

another fail XD

[steel agate]

I love pushing specials with tauntgryn to make them spam their melee kick, it’s so funny

[grizzled aspen]

Make your brain practice target priority, utilize barrels to assist in horde clear, know the times to dodge or dodge slide.

[rocky nacelle]

ive taken your embed perms away

[slate haven]

Actually helpful frogpost

Ty

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1280945751093936241/921mjv.gif

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-aang-gif-4849789

[slate haven]

NOOOOO

[frosty herald]

barrel your friends in sm2

[slate haven]

FUCK

FUCK

[grizzled aspen]

Disablers are public enemy #1 unless you're using crusher.

[rocky nacelle]

you want actual advice

[slate haven]

THERE GOES THE GODRUN

[rocky nacelle]

im giving you 3 tips

and thats it

[grizzled aspen]

And even then, still likely public enemy #1.

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090071929869840514/1282029170733355058/attachment.gif

[paper harness]

#veteran-class message

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, also, spacing your targets is very important. Cole has a video link tucked away somewhere that explains what I mean.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[rocky nacelle]

1. memorize every special SFX/grunt etc, 2. positioning is KING in horde shooters (its important to know where your team is but its more important to know where YOU are relative to the team), and 3. if someone is dragging ass just wait for them a second it'll save their ass and yours one day (cause someone might do the same) but if they drag too much ass just leave them we're zealots here

you wont get any more advice

unless its builds

[paper harness]

Don’t play meta until you understand the basics

[rocky nacelle]

dorn is right

[paper harness]

Otherwise you become a slave to it

[rocky nacelle]

I didnt use knife until 1K hours of playing

[grizzled aspen]

Tip #3 has saved my ass a lot.

[placid fiber]

wrong one

lol

[slate haven]

I can’t believe you

[rocky nacelle]

i got mods and knife usage after 1K hours

[visual stream]

The backstab noise is heavenly

[paper harness]

That’s where tanners opinions come from