#zealot-class
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I fucking hate it here
Y’all r mean to me 😢
cool itemization Chainsword
shut the fuck up
What? Your fly was down...
hard you say
I would kill for that
Errect
66 pen youre cooked
notices your bulge
Full mast
gr8 b8 m8
You know bro
2028
Im new
I don’t have good stuff
I am broke
hi everyone im new
death
Not nice 😢
Be nice right meow...
Strwight to hab dreyko w you
Sorry, I identify as innocent
Hab dreyko isn’t even that bad
Hav dreyko used to be shit
To any metalfab mission with ye
Alot of people still have ptsd
dont threaten me with a good time
Old dreyko was an experience
OH GOD ITS DEAD
Me next?
bring back old dreyko next april fools
inb4 they all have the weapon customization mod and have flashlights for themselves
WHY WONT ANYONE FUCKING SCAN
now its
WHY WONT ANYONE FUCKING DO THE MINIGAME
or cover the sides (but that was a problem before too)
I end up doing the minigame most of the time lol
Nobody wants to do your mini
dont care
Why are you so mini with your game?
@acoustic dune r u ready

are u not in my game/strike team
I don’t know who you are or why your being so mean to me but you need to be nice to me right now
🌩️
i am here yes
You want Knify to be that close to you?
😏

is it light out?
i am shootin
Bro dose not like like oneyplays
dont die i need my weekly
WOOOOOO CLAM CHOWDER GLORY WHOLE RWANDA
I LOVE RWANDA
Why are you eating clam chowder?
chowder is such a fugly word
Don't eat people's clams...
Chowder is such an icky word
wait you know of oneyplay but not dingdong
Ill crinkle you
sure
wheres panini
You can just bet on a rigged game
and her thousand of children
5 mayo bucks that you guys wipe
Tru
Channling all my powerrs into ogryns barreling you rn
I honestly had more faith in you than that lol
they'll do it by proxy of spamming melee
ive only died twice to barrels
ever
in the start of cland
I learned the hard way to murder all barrels in assassination missions lol
if they didnt want zealots having MC syndrome and clutching all the time
should have never gave us knife and until death
tru
The consequences of untill death
Chastise zealot is simply too much fun
Arguably the most dynamic playstyle in the game
I've literally had main character syndrome while thinking I was a side character...
Until death do that lol
For me it's clutching but having imposter syndrome and feeling like I suck ass at this game
I just treat the game like it's going to fuck me in the ass 24/7 365.25
My god... he even has a10s...
eh
@acoustic dune Know what you do to your wife? Call them step-wife for the lulz lol
so I have to deal with the consequences of my dumbass team mates
Most successful golriana run
literally
straight acoustic
load into 2 trappers and my team running from BoN
instead of killing it
because you sstep on them?
golly
how
kinky
shhhh don't give my secrets away...
ok
id still love a reason for my game taking 10x longer to load in
on the first game of the day
every time
(its on an SSD and this has happened before I had mods)
I'd love a reason why that happens at all
so anyone who has any idea thats not those
if they give you good weapon
it need to balance it out somehow
The emperors holding back the mc syndrome
me too pill me too
go choose a map
and then everyone says hurr durr put it on an SSD
when its on an SSD and has been
since I got the game
lmfao
Wd40 obv
uninstalled and reinstalled a few times on the same SSD too
Like I know it isn't my internet... I know it isn't my pc... wtf is it?!
same probs

tru
2 ogryn
ok run that back
(same ogryn that got thrown off a map by a mutie from last game)
this will go well
(It will not)
Oh boy my neighbor is smoking lol
Ur stinky
I've never had weed before, but, I've since learned the smell of it since I got them as neighbors lol
we live in an apartment together
seperated by a door
into 2 of them
You can smell it when they start smoking xD
Overrated as fuck
Maybe I just dont get the appeal
the appeal of weed is dying sooner
waiting to play the game
har har har
Fellas real talk
Yeah
no such thing as real
wrong
Just thought you should know
this is pookie
What
Real talk
Very true
Real talk
Gamers real
Talk
I feel mildly the other way around tbh
fair
Yeah honestly
alcohol sucks
other way around for me to
As someone who had to deal with a violent alcoholic I’d really rather deal with a stoner instead
Don't do either much but alcohol is objectively bad for you while weed has medicinal uses and isn't addictive unless you get addicted emotionally
i tried having a sip of my bf's drink and it didn't taste good and it didn't feel good mentally
That sucks
wait, stop, you have so much to live f- nah nvm, go back to shitposting

Exactly bro
dude brain problems are stupid like
Wiat hollup
wow ur so smart
Did you break ur contract w taco?
tf is a brain problem?
Your name is normal
brain problems suck
mental issues, trauma issues
like mental illness?
It can be
If enough time passes it can be reset
phsyical damage
also sucks
is it like winning The Game
but tis' but a scratch
like, i got this fuckin thing called "born addict" and even tho i never smoked a cig in my life i have dreams about smoking them and i get the urge to just buy some
Dude what
That’s wild
Like unironically
I do not know what this means
FUCK
I lost the game
That sucks. I only have adhd, and some degree of autism myself x.x
State thine special interest
I mean it's really bad adhd, but, still
cheese
i'm glad tho cause while my sister could have issues, she's a lot better at handling them and didn't have to deal with the stuff i had to growing up
she's going to college and i'm proud of her
I don’t wanna self diagnose myself
I'm undiagnosed with something I am fairly sure but that's a problem for another day
But I know I have symptoms of GD
GEOMETRY DASH
Sure
sorry
Nah it was funny dude
But yeah I’m not gonna lie
It really sucks
Looking in the mirror and having your brain nitpick every part of yourself you don’t like
silo cluster sucks ass
sniper gauntlet silo cluster and the team hasn't even made it past the first stairway and 1 is down and the other 2 are injured
it is just a team check
genuinely the worst map to ever be made
Disagree
i pray fatshark redesigns the whole thing
The torrent exists
if your team can get past that first section it's fine up until the last section up to go to the finale
torrent is quite good
that is the torrent
but silo intro is so fucking ass
Silo Cluster mentioned
Stairway to hell spotted
remember when trs-150 used to give the wrong amounts of resources for damnation runs? lol
you either wipe on stairway, wipe on the train stuff to the finale
its the fact that the entire area in the stairwell is open
I’m sorry but the objective teir list is Hourglass, Chasm Terminus, Throneside, Metalfab, void, and then torrent
and after you drop down the stairs you get to a horrid part where your flanked from all sides
torrent lowest but hourglass highest is lmao wtf
Hourglass is so fun
the objective tierlist is fuck you
archivum is peak map
Huge horde
nothing beats it
Yeah... silo cluster's start sucks ass
not like fuckin that one hourglass mid event that sucks ass cause you either have a team taht does it quickly or you have a bunch of idiots who lose the event
relay station? the one with the giant fan and power cells
Either way it’s a big horde
I love how bad people are at it
DUDE i know like why tf are you sitting in a corner in a room that doesn't have the power cell in it
that and current enclavum baross or w/e with the power cells for the bridge
On enclavum baross I literally hard focus the cells :/
and everything spawns from all sides so if your team isn't pulling weight you get circled so easily
bridge is fine
and people just fuck around til they get overrun by mobs
Heavy sword Mk 9 go light heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy block push attack heavy heavy heavy light light heavy heavy
i can stomach bridge
instead of just helping move the cell
tbc I like both these and I want more events that blow people up for fucking around
Let's just be real: Some maps are ass if your team doesn't know what they're doing...
Hair go so haes
what the fuck
Hard
more ass please
actually most are lol
Hair go hard
If you're team knows what they are doing... then you can still have some that are absolute ass
also damn silo cluster 3x in a row made me quit darktide
i was looking forward to playing today but that killed my mood
don't blame you
my team is very aware
Darktide is indeed a fun game
Goober returns
lIke dude
Please call me names paradise
me when team mates are fucking idiotic
and have 5 fov
or dont look around
why play fps
Groundhog hiiiii
somebody has to, ive had times where Im holding back the hordes in that event and wondering why none of the cells have been gotten yet, and everyone else is just fighting horde too, I usually end up having to solo go get the fuckign cells
I love groundhogs : D
like lmao jsut WAIT for other players to filter in at least
fuck that bridge power cell event
Yeah I have to solo the cells as well usually
no this is a n otter discord
i just horde clear so hard people have to go get the batteries
i'm not ruining my fun to go play delivery gal
every shooter, every shotgunner, every bruiser, every poxwalker and groaner
is MY kill
What do groundhogs do
@rocky nacelle I think youll like this dutch saying
Nice blue whale
The lights are on but no ones home
Which basically means someone is very dumb or clueless
Me Fr Fr
Interesting talk about eggnog
fuck
Is heoss
now i want eggnog
it's delicious
oops lol
people are home but no lights are on
Give me other things to talk about
if i'm not careful i can down that shit so easily
"dutch saying"
- says the most common way of calling someone stupid
eggnog, is the nectar of the gods
Eggnog yucky
Eggnog is hit or miss. It's a miss for me, meaning more for the people who like it
It’s yucky
No middle ground
You know what isn’t yucky?
Cheese curds
Think about it this way: If you went out with me... Who gets all the eggnog? You
you lke bleu cheese dont you?
cheese curds are delicious though
👉👈
Ew no
…
bleu cheese sucks ass
😳
is this not an isometric rpg?
Broccoli cheddar soup mentioned
it REALLY looks like it
Best soup ^^^
Broccoli cheddar soup is delicious
Dude you know what is unironically the hardest food
Y’all need to try it if you haven’t
Venison steak
bleu cheese on wings i can understand, i dont like it but i understand it, BLEU CHEESE ON A SALAD IS AN AFFRONT TO GOD
I can see it on wings, I won't eat it on wings... but I can see it on that... on salad? 🤢
Yummers
ive heard this alot
Wings are alright
Not my thing tho
Can you stop fucking interrupting me?
What a great way to describe randos: Empty houses lol
Actually for real tho
@frosty herald ogryn saying i was busy and my ability was down
bro couldnt go shove a poxhound
had to shield bash the 5 poxwalkers
Bruh
those poxwalkers weren't going to bash themselves
people refusing to shoot or throw a nade when your dogged
I try to get dogs off of people asap, tbh
to shoot his stubber
no one plays on controller
degenerate
thats what hes saying
lmfao
bro explained what triggers are
imma go eat
But when you dinr
"he" 
You hurt my feelings
@rocky nacelle tell hadron i said mommy
I will push my way through a horde and 3 maulers to get to them XD
bastard
@acoustic dune also im very sorry that our other restarted ogryn
reloaded his stubber
on top of you pounced
Fat
Very true. So are the Amish
and i alone
wolf go eat
Watching people do nothing about dogged/netted teammates is so... sad...
didnt notice nor care
me when the person who took 10 years gets the dog off me and now I must take 10 years in return
to get it off them
¯_(ツ)_/¯
"sorry man im lagging"
ill be there in a second
It's like WHO TF ARE YOU WAITING ON?! CHRISTMAS?!
Papa Christmas
when team mates have piercing/cleaving/knockback abilities
(venting shriek, just shooting a fucking gun,taunt,bible, etc)
I will blast my goddamn autopistol THROUGH A HORDE for that dogged teammate
no thanks I have to keep my warp charges so I can waste them on 3 bruisers
i t bag ppl who get dogged
you dont even play the game lamba
i'm very evil
i'm playing rn
all you play
on my alt account
That’s me currently
maybe
teach me how 2 speedrun damnation mode twins then
hold w and sprint
No
Dorn if you love me don’t post anything for 5
oh also
I forgot something happened in the game I was in
Dorn cant even beat a 3veg
space marine 2 tomorrow
Thank you for confessing your love to me @paper harness
maybe sm2 will cure my deadlock addcition
Die
Dorn downs against a basic poxwalker
Right now
What
this is him irl btw
Very true
plus you just got here so you'll just spam it
at random times
instead of actual funny times
The numbers aren't nearly as high as on launch but I still see a fair amt of racist caricature ogryns, it's wild how the class attracts so many of them
I’ve been here for a lil over a month
dude its insane
That’s not too bad
in the old days, ogryn chat wasn't filled with roleplayers
idk about "casual" with a lot of them
the amount of racist ogryn characters ive seen too
it was instead racists
hold on
As it should be
no the roleplayers were there, they were also racist
ironically the racists kept the roleplayers somewhat at bay
oh I should post this whenever dorn goes on his tangents
to fuck with him
(this was HD2 steam forums)
ITS METAAAAAAAA
you can find this type of discourse in dt aswell
GUYS YOU CANT USE THE TACAXE ITS NOT META
or the classic
YOU MUST USE THE KNIFE
"no nerfs, only buffs"
of course
any PVE game thats not l4d or l4d2
and even then those have "meta"
its crazy
It's really sad too
@frosty herald
How does l4d2 have a meta
ishowmeth
Have fun
sniper rifles
in pvp

HOW
1 tap specials in the head
guns available
Here me out
Bro why does it look so much like speed
l4d2 pvp is probably the most toxic gaming environment ever made
Some guns are better than others lol
this is actually true if you tried even a lick of versus
its crazy
You can't balance all l4d2 guns equally
1 second of pvp will shave 1 year off ur life
literally only pvped with my friends... and that probably shaved off 10 years of my life
(they bhop speed run in versus)
it will get powercrept still by other zealot melees
Call them latinx
but using it wont be as unfun anymore
But will it be funny
and my friends went EASY on me, knowing how bad I was
sorry yamato this is when it was just MEXICANS
yea
the REAL term
All that matters
old school l4d
Real splerm
what
drink soy and explode
Never seen a creature hate me more than u
Thammer is gonna be so good
Same dude
Paradise wants me dead
the stun time being reduced on thammer is so nice
finally, thammer is going to be what it should've been since launch lmfao
@frosty herald throw back to when I was playing GU on my switch and I was hunting deviants
look at this fucking shit
ikr?
On god
Is that tetsu
mf take a screenshot
Dude t ham is gonna be so fun
Monster hunter?
idc
Bruh
idk what that game is
his head literally was off the screen
stop playing on the soytendo switch you nintendadult
nope mario and luigi brotherhood
blah
thats the monster
you fucking moron
its called deviants
🙄
what about when I wanna play classics like l4- wait... wrong device...
Para takes monster hunter very seriously
Meanie
:3
:3
I use that face for genuine happiness, tho...
Guy?
ok carry on
Wild
kill you
:3
Apparently replying to a message is @ing

But whatevah
ds4 for zealot 
I do keep forgetting to turn the @ off, tho...
I really like tac axes, can’t wait for the update !!
for some reason
Yeah... adhtism sucks lol
why cant people go bother dorn or someone like that
hmm
someone sweatier than me
Nah but like unironically I was just tryna joke around. If I upset anyone then like my bad G
hypothetical blessing rework
one utility blessing and one stat boosting blessing per weapon
never apologize
pfft, who jokes around in 2024
(not saying the utility can't be stats or the statboost may provide some utility via power or stagger)
how so
noob
but no one is going to take it cause it's only 10% weakspot damage
neither
noob
stop* blowing yourself up
How did the majin buu arc ever air on television
i just want more incentive to use blessings like lightning reflexes or agile even if i want agile to fucking DIE
it did when i was a kid
like wtf
you talking about when buu literally kills the entire world
That was the nicest thing said to me all day!
who designed that?
oh thats what you mean bandit
on french public television it aired

Bro explodes a dude from the inside
you got all of dbz on that
French 🤮
I thought human extinction attack was a little more OD
Nice el packa
We need more blessings like showstopper except actually a viable choice
or if this game had remotely cool synergies
Je monge La poire
horrible spelling and grammar
like showstopper + rending flames talent (showstopper explosions spread the rending)
An interesting design choice instead of 40 billionth fucking "hit for more damage" blessing
but there arent really any synergies like that
That would be awesome
yeah but fatshark doesnt want blessings to be anything but fucking damage or power
wrong
I mean that would be so fucking cool
you do not eat the pear
Yeah but let's get the interesting stuff on more ineractive weapons than flamer perhaps
Nah pears are hit or miss tho
I heard that Flak damage is good, what should the second perk be?
https://i.imgur.com/CjlZCJd.jpeg
I’m a big fan of raspberries
They are so yummys
why tf is this the 2nd gif that shows up when you type "pear" in the gif search?!
Honeycrisp 😮💨👌
imagine something cool like showstopper + fan the flames in a hypothetical scenario (the showstopper explosions stagger due to fan the flames)
that be a cool synergy or something unique
Change momentum blessing to thrust blessing
Skinny fish
I don't have a lot of Blessings available at the moment since I started a week ago.
So I'm just asking about the perk for now.
nah you were right the first time
Hmm then I would try to roll for a thrust to strip because hammers are quite reliant on thrust
😉
that's a perfect hammer wtf
god damn
👨❤️💋👨
damn
I hit Lv30 a few days ago on Zealot, and asked in #gameplay-help about what to do for long term gear goals.
We could be Dark Pillar and Nade…
what a THammer
If you want it to be
The day after, I saw this in the shop as a green hammer.
👉👈
fuck you for having a better THammer
Nah but in all seriousness
Ive come to a conclusion
I am no longer a Goth Chick Enthusiast
I am a goth chick in training
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
I will ignore this slander
specialists -> unyielding , and when you get thrust replace momentum
Literally a perfect hammer
for itemization
How does majin buu beeline it straight to kami when buu couldnt do it with babidi
Vomit
Understood.
you running this with martyr ?
Retract my question i understand now
Wait is flak good on the t hammer?
yeah
more things have flak than not
I currently don't have a focused build locked in, per se.
general rule of thumb
Flak maniac?
(maulers body armor is all flak)
flak and unyielding
Just hammer and a revolver with relic and zeal.
Flak isnt needed on ironhelm because of special activation
lmk if you would like a crucis martyrdom build or crucis in general
I mean it should be able to one shot most specials w one swing after itemization
id be glad to help
Flexible good stuff, from what I can tell.
or if you want me to tweak your current build
and wanna work it with that
we can do that as well
Indeed my good man
Indeed
Can it 1 shot barrels, tho?
this brother has a god crucis
Asking the real questions
I take it because it'll kill more bruisers in one activated and helps with maulers
pay attention yam
Flak ragers too
Someone's gotta
Oh I forgot true
Flak Ragers less dangerous than maniac ragers
imo Ironhelm id rather go maniac / unyielding
crucis id go flak unyielding
just a glimpse into my sick twisted mind
Just imagine, tho... Banana Pudding...
A flak rager horde is like one swing to the body w my heavy sword
I am more scared when I hear the mentally ill "AEEEEYAAH" than when I hear "-but not for you"
Notice how I said LIKE
1000%
@sand cape if you have your current build and wanna tweak it a bit you can send it
if not all cool
when we went to golden corall i'd just get a plate full of banana pudding for dessert
Golden Corall is kinda yuck
Just in playing through Damnation I've been enjoying being able to do a bit of everything with a quickdraw revolver to quickly pick off distant threats and the relic for a panic button.
All buffets are
What about with some whipped cream on it as well
covers most of your weaknesses as a hammer user
That's the one.
Stop with all the foreplay pookie I’m ready
You had me at pudding
Naw but real talk
Could y’all take a look at my martyrdom t hammer build?
It’s for post-itemization
Well post it
Curios are just Toughness/HP and ordo boost at the moment:
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9cf66508-eb1c-4455-bcd9-1b2d90021ea5
would you wanna keep your current setup
what is this for?
you didn't even play vermintide before darktide you the noob here
I keep reading this as no bo
or would you like to change this talent tree to better suit the hammer
(or do you really wanna keep relic)
yet why am i carrying all the gay babies in auric
so curious
Relic is an ability that is... well... an ability
noobo
why gay specifically?
what the fuck
This is just what I've been using since I hit Lv30 as what seemed like good support.
2 Spare points
I'm open to experimenting with new stuff.
ok bet
Same
ill tweak this around a bit
ill send what I run currently and ill send an IJ version
IJ?
I think spongebob being in here is really accurate for gay baby jail lol
Ah. So what are the conditions for you do dodge gunfire with Swift Certainty sprinting?
iirc from enhanced blessings
you have to be at an awkward angle
but you get the same effect from just sliding gunfire
but in most zealot cases
you're sticking your melee in the enemies brain cavity
before they shoot
(or you should be anyway)
and if not you should actually utilize cover/walls/map terrain
unless you have wide open bridges
at that point you gotta go in or snipe em back
since you're using zarona its not an issue
Sounds like what I've been doing, so that's good.
