#zealot-class
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but i love lacerate
Kills u
):
thats uktrajukk
It's an organ
pulls you in with roadhog hook
“Sccccrrrrr hrrrr”
i arleady listen to that
ive been quoting cyn at random times throughout my day now i think im like super autistic
Fortnite save the world mentioned!!!
What the fuck is finished development!!!!
is this what a verbal stim is
what the fuck
pog champer
fine here
Yeah.
not gonna judge thy kink
ooos
WAIT THATS MURDER DRONES
ooops
wtf
I could tell🤫🧏♂️
don’t mog me young man
Azali..
dats not medival
yah!!!
it’s what cica’s pfp is
and nickname
and i’m probably gonna change mine to it too
I'm leaving this server
I can't take this anymore
have u seen the last episode
LMFAO
Huh?
We miss you
you would’ve hated what i was gonna say next
(something about gooning or edging i really don’t know)
what an awesome day for zealot chat
dorn vs plasma sympathizer
and some random guy who left cause no one praised his dog water shit
swag
and reminiscing
yep
don’t forget the reminiscing
I wish I could be that regarded
Goon tearer/edgerate
Sigma chance/sigma damage
Space Marine 2 is my new love
okay i think im just going to fucking kill you now
sorry
They are Australian wtf
wha
huh
They need 3D animators
Yes
that’s awesome
meow
hi
Yeah except they are in Queensland
LMAO
i love this stupid clip so much
Valid
lmfao
how life feels
how it feels to hate
and piss people off
Still would have applied but I’m not good enough yet 
me
I love this speed gif so much
sad
there is always later !!
I love the alt variant where he’s a caveman
and then you can get in and then force them to make more murder drones content
@frosty herald
There will be later
Ur noob
I’m not forcing them to make shit I’m an animator bruh
i need more murder drones
I’m a SLAVE
wow you fucking HATE ME ?!?!?!??
💀 I'll complete mine later™
SIGH
Lmfao u just noticed that
Return of the king
no but its hilarious
U rlly r noob
Dishonesty is a noob trait
wtf I can’t reply to paradise
I see how it is….
I cant believe I witnessed someone discord high five themselves
that dude literally replied to his own story
why would paradise block you
U jsut said the same thing twice
and I didnt block him
What character you want killing the other
how about i fucking kill you twice
Verdict.. ur a terminal noob tenth class..
if you want to get to him… you’ll have to get through me
Where the characters bear hairy exposed feet
oh boy here comes rainbow patrol
2 for 1
I think it was more him pointing out the fact that no one responded to him, so he'd do it himself to make us take notice of the fact that we didn't
that might be even more insane
yeah and it made it even funnier
Why yall HATING
dont you know?
No
because it’s FUN and what he did was CRINGE and anything that goes out of the NORM is BAD and deserves to be SHAMED
Me when someone says grape fritters are better than apple fritters
i was born a hater
always will be
hating is funny
and fun
this is me after hating
I have the best gif for you
i was mid clandestium
Another baka noob point..
I dont have auto block on
where
LMFAO that's actually noobcoded SOOOOORRGY
how
Twinkphobia on the rise
paw at u
can i have a cigarette
Erm
Wait till this guy finds out about negative ions
society has fallen
Sorrgy
What would a femboy girl be called tho
2 full of hate..
Femgirl?
I cant see that emoji
NOOOOOOOO
YAH
Every time I get plugging into it
YAH !!!!!
a girl ?
you need femboy correction
That's called a girl
You dumb fucking cretin
That's a woman
YES
OWAAAAAAHHH 😭😭😭
They do that
so you only like chubby people?
no
Nonono
They go UOOOOOHHHH
UOOOOHHHHHHH FEMALE OYSTER NEEDS CORRECTION
I’ve seen that shit
So many times
I don’t even get what that shit MEANS BRUH
U guys r pawesome
HOW DO YOU CORRECT AN OYSTER
:((
An alcoholic schizophrenic is talking
Uuuooooooooooohhhhhh 😭💢💢💢
Shut up and listen!
im going back to #veteran-class chat
But it’s different fuckass
Cause it’s like a femboy
But without the dick amd balls
True this has to be a new one
Or whatever
new meme just dropped
That's called a girl
Uggghhhhhhh hehe
A femboy without the boy part is just a GIRL
I CANT !!!!!!
Do you think I sound like a 20 year old girl
yup hating is awesome
Going nough
ok but then what about trans man femboy ???
u didn’t think about that
U appropriated my words
liberal
Weird out of subject question
no fucking way this is real
May I ask
what
Nice hair cut liberal
good luck
no i got it at the super cool awesome store
😭😭😭
What bro..
i asked.
I’m killing myself
LMAO
It’s my only option it HAS to be
yeah sry it’s over for u
So if you are eating smth and you are out of salt
Put you sweating and the food would go pretty well with salt and you are sweating salty water
KEEP YOURSELF UNSAFE
Kyu
That’s fucked up man
Would you sweat on your food
What kind of animal
U need 2 go to bed young lady
Gives that reply
mfw the only option to "impress" someone is use a controller
No fuck off
no wonder they use plas gun Psword
Ok
dirty controller users....
aight im makin a boltgun
which one is the not shitty one?
erm no thank u i’m having fun in zealot chat
Controller smegma
Is that lazy purple?
I will not kiss you
(Miss information)
Yeah
For now
I still rember what u said 2 me
Cause god is food
there isn’t a mark of them
U haaaate me
F
Dolphins
|| word||
No god is dead
Insertin urself in our fake internet drama para
Yet another check mark on the Noob list
And I am gonna wiggle in his dying corpse
What a noob
💲
whatd they say 🧿🧿
Find god
Like a maggot who found God's corpse
Lil B - I'm God (Produced By Clams Casino)
The Based God spittin' some real shit
Ur not my alpha anymoee
Anymore
Good evening godless sodomites
didn't realize lol
Pouty face
Was it the dog next to you
I would destroy this robot
i showed you murder drones you can’t use those gifs anymore then
are you gonna kiss...
God
clarification is needed
do you mean physically destroy
well shit
They say loving thyself is a first step to betterment
You should indeed procreate with yourself
U thought I was saying sex???
……

ugh your so immature meow
I think oiling up q baby is indeed a bad thing
I hate this image bruh
they were right zealot chat is a bunch of degenerates
How else will I kick the baby
Every trans women I know became a puppy girl and used this shit
creature behavior in here smh
im going back to ogryn chat
Every single one
heh… nobody would want me…. not even myself,…. because i’m so baka chungus..,,.
🥀🥀🥀
It’s like a law
As if psycker chat is any better
i'll hit you with the guy next to you for this
psyker chat is very relaxed
leave my siblings out of this
bastard
YOU ARE ONE OF A LEGION OF PEIOPE WHO ACT LIKE A ANTHRO dog ON MY SITR
BE DIFFERENT
WHAT BREED ARE YOU
Golly I have blood in my neck
euthanize this chat
wolfdog but in a cute silly way
Please stop reminding me 
Peak rp
Grrr
wtf, gay little zealot chat?
Holy shit is that ss3 goku
i think you should die
queers? in my queer chat?
Nah I'll just spit it out while showering
(As I am doing right now)
taking notes of all this fatherless behaviour
zealots discussing whos gayer
Oh yo it’s Father’s Day tomorrow
Shall I get the wall of that
Meeee
heh…. i don’t have a dad….
Like unironically
💔🥀🥀💔🩸⛓️⛓️
That’s sad
All i had to eat today was a chocolate soylent
what.
I’m not gonna offer support
LMOA
its sailor moon.
that one r6 clip of that guy saying “if i was going thru something would you be there for me”
The gay one or the Russian censored version
Celery stim
God I miss drinking soy milk in a plastic bag
Until the American made it uncool
U all know what on about
Or am I the only knows
Would You Be There ?
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Secon...
soy milk tastes so fucking bad who tf drinks that
Lmaooooooo
It's good
Absolutely not
I hope you reach out to me for help so I can ignore you
I love it
taking my combat stim (estrogen )
I do it with a lot of sugar
Add sugar to it and ice
isnt there anyone in zealot chat who loves men
Me
Hows that going to help
Are you going to deal additional impact damage with your newly grown boobs or something
me but i like girly men
both of you are going to slaaneshian hell
layer 9
Good thing im a manly man
U should have asked for straight zealot chat posts
No one is more manly than me
the enemies feel bad for me because i’m girlfailing so they pretend like im hitting harder
cica im pretty sure u are 150 lbs sopping wet
Posters
lighter
I know what femboys in the military are
149
and they arent manly........
Fatass
im a manly man
I run 7 miles
Jokes on you
They're scared of women so they hit you harder so you go away faster
im literally vegeta
Every day and u dont
I can drink soy if i want to
Blehs at u

Ur a noob
Thay mf
yeah it’s actually my martyrdom build
As your profile pic
Noob
You are LYING
my ogryn taunt
You are fuckin dead irl?
bulking pro tip a homeless man is roughly 25.000 calories
noob
no im king kai
I pick up big rocks and stuff
Why is goku there
Did you win?
My blahaj is just for show
pick up a mop and get cleaning twink
MEEEEEE
No thanks I'm not really into vore
I look likt this in real life
no you play space marine 2 in real life
yeah
yea
shut up twinklet
Eating hooker? That's wack expensive and might get you caught.
Do it on the homeless
My fav all natural weight lifter
i'm 2 meters tall i don't know what it is in feet or fingers or whatever silly shit american uses
Who doesnt huff and puff for air
(sam sulek)
but are you muscular tho
Likena certain other modern athlete who posts on how to work out
or are you a tiny tree
God I fucking hate that piece of suit
Shit
Smelly fingers
i used to not be
Give me zizz
But I'm getting shaped nicely
It actually enrages me bro is so obviously juiced to shit
Talking about this mf in my company teams chat got a guy fired btw
And he has the audacity to give weight lifting advice
That was funny
the people saying sam sulek promotes an unhealty lifestyle are stoopid
noel deyzel or bust
Absolutely poisoning the well for people who want to exercise and get in shape
He is not natty
just because hes roided to the gills doesnt mean his advice is invalid
silence
Bro cant speak a sentence without running out of breath
anyone can see hes using and he hasnt said hes natty
He is straight up killing his heart
I mentioned me working out and it spiraled into this mf recommending tren and saying this guy is goals
He looks twice his age
People see the shit he does and want to do it
it’s in a similar vein as people who use filters on social media, makes an incredibly unachievable goal and when people inevitably cannot reach that, they feel like shit
Or he uses the sock
this guy really wants to check sam sulek's balls
sma sulek
And makes the obvious conclusion that Im missing the special sauce and that's why i can do exactly what he does and not get ripped
all im saying is anyone with common sence knows it isnt attained naturally
Erm
LIVER KING WAS NATURAL
goku build is real noob
i will get bigger than sam sulek no roid needed just gimmie 2 more years....
Not everymya
YOU FUCK HEADS DIDNT GET IT
Everynya
It's not even that
He's cheating and telling people how to play the game
Does that not bring you great shame
Liver king was primal
thats what i do in darktide
Real human being
I'd feel like a fraud telling people
Hurr durr less weight more reps !
When I'm roided to shit
Are u rounded
unfortunately not everyone is a good little christian boy
Heh
Roided
yeah but on a technical level, his advice is still good and well researched so
If i was on roids
So he’s natty
RIP RICH
Is what I’m getting
rich was so juiced it was unreal
At what point is too big
but i agree roiding up is lame
yea rich was off the sauce too much
he still give good advices
u know how they killed AT-ATs in star wars
think he did other shit too
i feel like they could do that to sam sulek
Ye?
Then check his balls
When your heart and cardiovascular system are so under developed and out paced by ur unrestricted muscle growth u GASP for AIR when you TALK !!!
Let’s do it
KYAAAA
LMFOA
people disliked rich cause he outright said preworkout doesnt do anything
i mean
and exposed alot of weightlifter scams
i wonder how he floats
rich was always very very honest about what he did and what he does
this is why I like noel
noel is the goat
good question
i dont think steroids are bad for you when weightlifting if you use them responsibly
at my gym there's teens who drink about 3 monster cans during their workout 💀
underwater, chimps will drown
the day they break their PR, someones gonna have a heart attack
i drown men

Do u do it in a hot way
yeah
who
they always be talking about how crazy they got today and how much caffeine they ingested prior
mf said who
Female murderer type best
oh that girl
yeah i am
i’m her but cooler
women with hime cut my beloved
no i’m a badass super cool woman way (axe)
"Yah bro im wheeze all natty. Just look huff at me bro. What u mean ? Im only huff 22 bro cant u gasp tell ?"
i keep debating getting bangs because rn my curtain bangs r a pain in the ass to maintain
sometimes they look great
other times
less great
cica is very heated about this
I HATE IT !!!
LMFAO
Tomie wouldve been easily beaten if junji ito put an incel in the story
an otaku
dreg rager is natty wdym
I wanna be buff man
this is slander
Fuck it
Mutants are natty
a mutant picture would’ve fit better
THEYRE GONNA GET AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF NEW BODY BUILDERS HOOKED ON ROIDS BY FEEDING THEM SOUND ADVICE AND SHOWING THEM UNREALISTIC RESULTS !!
AS AN NCO THIS ENRAGEZ ME !! KYAAAAA
the physique would be more accurate
Is eager physique natural
GETTIN PPL 2 EXERCISE AND PASS THEIR ACFT IS LIKE HERDIN NOOBS !!
Rager
I saw a dude on insta
gay
Is this build obtainable
That had 0 muscle and started going to the gym and day 1 took roids
He looked like dogshit
life hack
Extreme acne over his body genuinely some deformed muscle
just do the johnny bravo stretch band exercise
Omg goals ❤️❤️❤️❤️
i think it was cica who pointed that out to me
Me when i try to achieve unattainable standards but have no way to do it
Bro quit eventualy but my god it looked bad
I must head there now
If you want to do roids make sure youve reached your physical peak
if you don't know what you're doing at the gym you'll get shit results even roided up
LMFAO
THE FORKLIFT!!!
Die
It was funny when I took that sc
IF UW ANT TO DO ROIDS SEE A THERAPIST
It’s not anymore
U HAVE BODY DYSMORPHIA
the freak
U NEED THERAPY
BUT IM NOT A MAN
IM NOT A MAN
IF IM NOT BIG
Cica is anti lifter
this is what estrogen and femboy hypnosis does
smh
Hes sponsored by big wef
cica is big-o phobic smh
cica is LIFTPHOBIC
LMFAO
and i wont stand for it
Is there sissy hypno videos but for lifting
can't get BIG in 2024 without being hated on
norp
And getting big
When liftocracy starts cica will be arrested first
My effeminate arms and shredded legs and core will inherit your world
cica wont be around for liftsmas this year
ill tell you that
straight to manlet jail
can they even bring their arms together to put him in cuffs
When u all die of liver disease at 28
We shoot him
Running and squats r all that matter
yea if i was a twink
can you even see the sights through the muscle
all i need are my muscles
just accidently did 27k boss damage to a captain with the chaxe 
sex
She wants you hard
No she was talking about rock climbing
oh
But that shits
rock sex
sex on rocks
Not a competitive
I love rock climbing
she wants rock sex
okay blazed
sex on the hillside
replace the R with a C.....................................
I guess tly could say
vertical sex
bad reference i’m gonna kill myself
One thing nice about being light is that u can rock climb longer than u roidcakes
I need to rock her world??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
die.
I had that one
My life is like a videooo gaaaame
Chat I am a 6ft 70kg male I’m not human. I must take roids
I wonder if there's a roid asmo gold arc
I have to take them
he goes on them, has a heart attack, dies, and the world is better for it
Goooaaallls
he'd take roids but wouldn't actually go work out
Still cis though
sigh
"chat what do you mean I have to go work out this doesnt make any sense"
you still have to
so u know cause you abused them
If u roid and run ur fat fucking didappears
cica caught....
clever reference
Have you fuckheads seen asmos dragons dogma pawn
Sorrgy
The one they made of him
we should distribute roids among the american population
I havent
i have not
i have not
the US government puts anabolic steroids in public tapwater
ok i think it is sleepy time for me
This is official
baiiiii
LMFAO
LMFAOOOOOOO
terrible fucking terrible
It’s in the game
LMFAAAAOO9999R92OGJKWDJBQBDW
And can be hired
asmonbald lore
i would hire him to go make him fight overleveled trolls
was this to make fun of him
God
so he gets stomped on
asmonlore peaked at the booger wall arc
Deadass
why is there chocolate sauce on him
This is his pawns fit
This was made by capcom so no lmao
"i have started drinking water (inbetween sodas)"
They just did him like this
accurate*
lore accurate
Goodnight
Reminder to throw all youtuber pawns off of a cliff
i have to walk 3 dogs now
Meeeee
an exercise in futility
Honestly tempted to act like the father these online e girl women need so they get the FUCK off my discords
so relatable
no i have more
Omg yaaaay gets collar sits and was tail cutely lololooool
They would probably want to be your girlfriend ngl
you definitely arent saving any e girls any time soon
Hahahahaha
That’s where I’d hit em with the
CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Best zealot chat meetup we have had in a while
Good job everyone
See u all in therapy
i am not even from zealot chat
The risk of rain 2 drama finally hit me
but i guess i would fit in here
you're lost sibling
You have a shaft profile pic
go back to the soyker chat
They gave my boy acrid fall damage on leap
it is not actually her
i walk dogs now
WELL I TRY TO BE
i go
leave
Everyone warned hopoo not to sell out to gearbox
How is it that gearbox can magically ruin games with minimal effort
Shut up harlot
Loader still winning
(?)
Not talking to you Kat
Nope
Grapple tied to frame rate, fuck you
Apparently
every character is currently borked
Gearbox fucked a ton of things in the update
except the DLC ones
And now acrid can take fall damage from landing a leap
Why not play risk of rain 1
Because the controls are ass
Funny how console bugs make it over to pc
