zealot-class

[hushed knoll]

You need ur Btyty sleefp

Beotydy sleep

Beauty

[nimble fiber]

what

[royal vortex]

?

[hushed knoll]

Bedf

[ivory marlin]

hi

[spare talon]

i still dodge during that
second wind procs plus it can sometimes give some time for stam to regen

[hushed knoll]

U need to rest and research

Recharge

[nimble fiber]

research what

[hushed knoll]

I meant recharge

[coarse birch]

sometimes i forget i want to actually parry the bulwark and i dodge

out of 1700 hours of habit

then i feel dumb

[hushed knoll]

I feel like your science fiction starfighter squadron nickname would be Rugs

[coarse birch]

why is that

[hushed knoll]

Idk it's just a feeling

[coarse birch]

thank you stan

[blissful tendon]

wait revved kills dont count towards the backstab cooldown node even if youre behind em the whole time

thats unfort

[hushed knoll]

What would be my science fiction starfighter squadron nickname

[north sedge]

Stuuabhu

[hushed knoll]

No

[hushed knoll]

I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT FREE
IN YOUR TEENAGE DREAM
I'LL BE YOUR SKINTIGHT JEANS TONIGHT 🎶

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-concerned-confused-crazy-look-itysl-gif-17618875465987313259

[coarse birch]

tf song is that

[acoustic dune]

has stan finally gone mental?

[ivory marlin]

i love i think you should leave

[hushed knoll]

RUNNERS TUBERS BULBS AND SEEDS

[acoustic dune]

has all the carbonate water finnally got him?

[coarse birch]

stan i think its bed time

[hushed knoll]

Do you not like Katy Perry

[acoustic dune]

(liquid)

[hushed knoll]

[coarse birch]

i dont think thats how the song goes but i could be wrong

[north sedge]

I dunno, about 98% of the time he's singing an ad jingle

Oh actual song this time

[acoustic dune]

love me some kingle

[coarse birch]

yeah it is an actual song at least

idk why he replied with it

[hushed knoll]

I

GHO to bedge

Rn

You

Whoop

[acoustic dune]

heres a personal fav

https://youtu.be/eMHqy54hM1s?si=jXpEIkZT1hWSlbJn

[hushed knoll]

I mean

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[coarse birch]

are you saying i need to go to bed stan

i do not think i will be going to bed

yet

[nimble fiber]

u go to bedge stan

[acoustic dune]

i think he is saying he'll bury you

and drink you drink carbonated

(liquid)

[coarse birch]

i want to practice elden ring no hit more

then i will bedge

[acoustic dune]

do a otz

[acoustic dune]

is that stan?

[north sedge]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

ofcourse

[coarse birch]

i do not keep up with otz

[acoustic dune]

he mainly post dbd vid now

but

[hushed knoll]

Why not

[coarse birch]

i just dont wanna to go bed yet

[hushed knoll]

[acoustic dune]

you should do a dark souls marathon no hit run

[coarse birch]

not sleepy enough and if i go to bed rn ill be up at 4 am

[shrewd minnow]

flak or maniac on a double barrel with a free mod slot?

[coarse birch]

i dont know all the games well enough yet sadly

i only really know ER and DS3 to a lesser extent

[acoustic dune]

well you gotta start somewhere

[acoustic dune]

if i remenber corretly isnt it 10 pm where you are

[coarse birch]

maybe ill attempt a god run someday but probably not rn since im only now getting into no hit runs

they didnt interest me before the DLC

[modern lintel]

Flak

[acoustic dune]

tzench

wait space marine 2 is arleady out?

[coarse birch]

i dont think so

[acoustic dune]

oh just beta

[north sedge]

okri just plays dt with 3rd person mod

[acoustic dune]

jesus 60 dilla

and 100 dilla price range

[north sedge]

but unrelated, there was a big sm2 preview embargo lifted today

[hushed knoll]

Quesadilla?

[acoustic dune]

look dry

[coarse birch]

Is that one cold too

[nimble fiber]

I wish it wasn't cold

[blissful tendon]

what do i change stamina wrath to here

[north sedge]

the tortilla looks like it's made of oatmeal

[coarse birch]

Maniac mostly your choice

Er wait

Mk 15

I like unyielding

[hushed knoll]

It's on a low-carb wrap

[coarse birch]

Carapace is also an option

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398

[hushed knoll]

[blissful tendon]

doesnt this already like

[hushed knoll]

[blissful tendon]

blow up unyielding already

[acoustic dune]

please tell me its (solid)

[hushed knoll]

Why wouldn't it be

[coarse birch]

Its already p good into unyielding but if you want boss damage its fine

[acoustic dune]

stan you know why

[hushed knoll]

I just chugged a seltzer cuz I go the seltzer shakes

[coarse birch]

It blows up Maniac too so

[hushed knoll]

Got

After I irrigated my nose with saline

[modern lintel]

What the fuck are the seltzer shakes

Tweaking off the seltzer

[coarse birch]

Withdrawal

(Its been 30 minutes)

[hushed knoll]

I'm addicted to the bubbles

I get cranky and fidgety

Cuz seltzer is so refreshing

[acoustic dune]

(gas)

[north sedge]

stan gets hyper on eggs so

[modern lintel]

Youre goingg to blow up to much carbonation

[hushed knoll]

Dude you should have seen me after that egg salad yesterday

[north sedge]

the bangjjfo salad?

[hushed knoll]

I've had 16 seltzers today

[modern lintel]

Imminent death

[hushed knoll]

No

That was my mom's chicken salad

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[coarse birch]

Theres no way

[modern lintel]

I only like egg for omelet

[coarse birch]

I get you drink a lot of seltzer

[hushed knoll]

Dude I love seltzer

[coarse birch]

But 16

[nimble fiber]

mf took stay hydrated to literally

[hushed knoll]

I prob spend $50 a week on seltzer if I don't use my sodastream ngl

Maybe more

[coarse birch]

Oh i didnt realize you used a sodastream

[modern lintel]

Bankrupting off seltzer upkeep

[hushed knoll]

Like $75

[coarse birch]

That helps at least

[hushed knoll]

I haven't used it in 6 months

[acoustic dune]

wat da fuck

[coarse birch]

Minus buying the stuff

Use the sodastream what

That would save you money

[acoustic dune]

stan i think you should own a carbonation machinr

[coarse birch]

That's what a sodastream is

[acoustic dune]

so you can keep your addiction in a budget

[modern lintel]

Think of all the aquilas

[hushed knoll]

So I prob spend $300 a month on seltzer

[coarse birch]

It just makes seltzer/soda

[north sedge]

good god

[acoustic dune]

he need it in a industrial level

[north sedge]

i dislike seltzer greatly

[nimble fiber]

same

[modern lintel]

Real

[nimble fiber]

it sucks

[coarse birch]

Yeah it's actively bad

I would rather drink soda or normal water

[modern lintel]

Like the only thing id take a selzter watr over is like straight cranberry juice

[nimble fiber]

if I had to decide between dying or drinking seltzer

I would die

[hushed knoll]

I've legit spent thousands of dollars on seltzer lmao

Makes up the bulk of my food buget

Budget

[modern lintel]

I subsist off of arizona green teas and arnold palmers

[north sedge]

gross

all i ever feel after a seltzer is "i wish i had regular water"

[coarse birch]

Arnold palmers are ok

[hushed knoll]

Arbold Nalper sucks

[coarse birch]

Green tea im not a fan of

[hushed knoll]

Arnold Palmer

[coarse birch]

I just drink milk tbh

[nimble fiber]

chocolate milk ftw

[hushed knoll]

😒

[nimble fiber]

yoshi got the idea

[hushed knoll]

Chocolate milk sucks major ass

[nimble fiber]

stan

[coarse birch]

Stan hates chocolate

[nimble fiber]

u suck major ass

[coarse birch]

Do not forget this

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-14651222

[hushed knoll]

🫦

[coarse birch]

Still a criminal take tho

[modern lintel]

We need to kill stan

[nimble fiber]

agree

[coarse birch]

I couldn't kill stan

[hushed knoll]

Damn I hope I'm not getting caterpillar hair

[nimble fiber]

what

[coarse birch]

I uh

You what

[hushed knoll]

There's caterpillars that shed hair here that cause itch

[north sedge]

are you about to go through metamorphosis?

[hushed knoll]

[coarse birch]

Stans turning into a butterfly

What a beautiful day

[hushed knoll]

No

[nimble fiber]

butertstan

[modern lintel]

Stan was a beast of nurgle the entire time

[nimble fiber]

or stanfly

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

what

[hushed knoll]

Nvm

[coarse birch]

Stan into ropes comfirmee

[hushed knoll]

No

NO

[nimble fiber]

wtf

[modern lintel]

Zamm

[coarse birch]

Look stan i know people who have been into ropes im not judging

Weird way to learn about it tho

[nimble fiber]

definitely weird ye

[hushed knoll]

Yoshi no

[hushed knoll]

Wtf I thought your pfp was Harry Potter

[nimble fiber]

how

[modern lintel]

Bro goes down on purpose to get tied up by the heretics

[nimble fiber]

no similarities at all

[hushed knoll]

But like K-pop Harry Potter

Idk

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904529427222896721/1270898724209557614/getgood444_2024-08-08-00-36-55_1723057615908.mp4?ex=66b5602c&is=66b40eac&hm=04a4351862b524aa82fa68d1e539140691705c03afcf02a0c7a8d27bdef2570e&

[coarse birch]

Theres clearly no glasses

[royal vortex]

what in the good god

[hushed knoll]

My rent is low so I have wiggle room

[ivory marlin]

Stan

[hushed knoll]

Hello

[drifting wolf]

the part where you get your innards digested and sucked out and you die is bdsm for sure

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

I mean I bet someone is in to that

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

how can someone be into olives tho, I dont understand

[hushed knoll]

What

[nimble fiber]

wdym what

[coarse birch]

Olives do be mid

[nimble fiber]

mid would be a compliment in my eyes

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1270928088250847294/ssstwitter.com_1723047250258.mp4?ex=66b57b84&is=66b42a04&hm=6ea78e400523b0112461b2d2f6d6c9fbe3d0570461bd9499fe75fa178c3be73c&

[copper hawk]

lmfao some1 in ur lobby is fuckin baked

[south folio]

i diagnose you with stupid

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[spare talon]

what was the point of unarmored on rashad

[nimble fiber]

omg its alco

[spare talon]

what was that supposed to do/reach for it

[modern lintel]

Brusers i think

[south folio]

what has happened to as rug v

[spare talon]

cuz im bored and using rashad atm

[coarse birch]

Bruiser one shot bp

[south folio]

why is he divided into three pieces

[coarse birch]

For BM

[spare talon]

cuz this is mine right now

[modern lintel]

Bricked

[nimble fiber]

well
jason Bryce Sweatbomb A Asian

when the stan appeared, everything changed

[coarse birch]

Arco hitting character limit dam

[spare talon]

cuz with x5 headtaker, im already one shotting bruisers to the head

flak or unarmored

[south folio]

really wish stan would just think of the poor character limit when he misspells our names
really quite inconsiderate of him

[coarse birch]

Truly

I do remember hitting it once

[median steeple]

I can't have a space in my name

[fleet zealot]

yummers

[median steeple]

yummers

[modern lintel]

I think its only rlly crucial if youre doing decap instead of headtaker

[spare talon]

idk then

[fickle dagger]

Random thought, bolt pistol is genuine shit

[spare talon]

cuz i feel like i could swap carapace to something more useful

[median steeple]

DA + surg and it makes it a decent weapon

[modern lintel]

Maniac maybe

[median steeple]

it does feel way better on vet tho

since you can counter its shit handling

[fickle dagger]

if it had the same weapon switch properties as revolver it'd be decent

in hordes, ggs

[fleet zealot]

it's mid, it needs qol changes

[modern lintel]

Bolt pistol major cooked on anyone but vet imo

[fleet zealot]

quicker swap, less recoil sway, and like 1-2 cleave

then you murder zarona in the back alley

1 to the chest and 2 in the head

[spare talon]

realistically with x5 ht/sa, and any realistic stacks of momentum, 3 weakpoint lights still kills ragers, i dont think 25% will be enough to reach a bp of 2

thats not me being "erm no youre wrong", i just tested it now and it looks like it wont really change much

[modern lintel]

Does it change anything on muties or nah

Idk what combo of shit i run on my vet to hit it but am able to consistently 1 tap them w rashad

[spare talon]

2 non crits to the head will kill it with 5x ht/sa, as long as i have ONE SINGLE STACK of momentum

[modern lintel]

Isnt stamina a perk option

[spare talon]

im already juggling between choosing 2x toughness/+3 stam and 1x toughness/+6 stam atm

cuz my time with knife has made me crutch on stamina a bit lole

[wraith cipher]

are people having connection issues?

cause there seems to be a lot of people just dc'ing

[nimble fiber]

probably still the same dc problem

[modern lintel]

Game crashes are plaguing xbox rn j know that

[hushed knoll]

Just finished my 17th seltzer of the day

🫦

[royal vortex]

what

[north sedge]

dude's pissing sparkling apple juice at this point

[buoyant pewter]

FREE RASHUNS

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-shocked-turn-gif-6205091617477847398

[hushed knoll]

That makes no sense

[north sedge]

how's that

[spare talon]

@median steeple @hard nexus

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dementia-gigachad-gif-25845229

[buoyant pewter]

I took a clip of this too it’s hilarious

[hard nexus]

send it

[buoyant pewter]

Lemme see if I still have it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-12-emoji12-cat-stare-stare-cat-uhh-gif-9567425571520721039

[median steeple]

I love that gif so much

[modern lintel]

Me when no slop shop rotation tomorrow

[median steeple]

It should?

Unless

I'm stiodi

[hushed agate]

Im still confused why fs cant bother to rotate it

Its like the one thing they seem to care about

[hushed agate]

Go to the fasion chat

[ivory marlin]

wtf

[hushed agate]

Is this new?

[ivory marlin]

its newer

[median steeple]

NOOOOOOOO NOT MY SLOP

[ivory marlin]

few days ago in the latest

[hushed agate]

Why does pc get all the cool bugs man

I just get error code 2001 and 2014 and the occasional fucked texture

[median steeple]

@spare talon

[ivory marlin]

womp womp

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-deep-womp-womp-womp-gif-3609577709521239194

[hushed agate]

I haven't watched season 3 or 4 of the boys yet is it really as bad as people are telling me

[median steeple]

S3 is pretty good

S4 is a mixed bag

[hushed agate]

Mmm ok might as well watch 3

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/wcluiz

[south folio]

can't believe exhillious lived

he doesn't deserve it

[north sedge]

true

[proud scroll]

For CDR builds with momentum, would yo ugo down the top left or top right of the tower?

[fleet zealot]

i remember the missile clip

that was funny

showed it to all my friends

[north sedge]

ah the 500kg

[fleet zealot]

was like looney tunes

[north sedge]

that josho domed himself with

[grizzled aspen]

I find it wild that you can die inside the ship. Shot my buddy with the anti material rifle once for shits and giggles and absolutely PAINTED the interior with his corpse.

[fleet zealot]

missile stopped, bonked, and then continued. that's cartoon logic

[north sedge]

it was so good

[fleet zealot]

https://streamable.com/lcw347 this one

[north sedge]

indeed

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-thats-all-folks-looney-tunes-the-end-gif-5945155

[modern lintel]

Cant edit it but had this happen other day near end of video https://www.xbox.com/play/media/csiiZJ6at3

[fleet zealot]

void staff worst staff

[ivory marlin]

:(

ive been using voidstrike since i started playing

[hushed agate]

FATSHARK! Give me the other vermentide staves, and my life is yours!

[fleet zealot]

there are people who unironically rate purge and surge > void and trauma

[south folio]

exactly
vermintide staffs so that we can finally kill off moist

[hushed agate]

Dude wtf

[fleet zealot]

laser staff uhh

[hushed agate]

Im not a rat

[fleet zealot]

the flame tornado staff

[ornate bone]

THE VERMIN COME IN TIDES

[drifting wolf]

2

[north sedge]

with the shotgun blast primary

[fleet zealot]

beam and coruscation

tbh void is a bit halfway between fireball and bolt staff

soulstealer is kinda like BR so prob not getting that

[hushed agate]

Id say bolt staff is different enough to be added

The faster attacking primary would make it stand out enough if fatshark doesn't decide to give it the shitty orb primary

[fleet zealot]

but we can already fast fire orbs

[modern lintel]

Gamers do i go to wendys

[sullen forge]

what do you plan to get is all I ask

[ivory marlin]

you should go to wingstop

get lemon pepper wings

[north sedge]

i had a wendy's employee tell me the "god emperor protects" after i ordered my baconator once a few months after dt came out, never felt more shame

[modern lintel]

Burger

[modern lintel]

I hate lemon pepper death

[spare talon]

low intensity

[south folio]

so... i'm assuming you're encouraging him to go to wendy's

[modern lintel]

Too intense

[ivory marlin]

:(

[fleet zealot]

low intensity is just bait for the worst players to jump up in difficulties

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-6533142189269812111

[spare talon]

i just qped heresy

[ivory marlin]

why are we just sitting in vc

[spare talon]

i kinda forgot i was

[ivory marlin]

real

[south folio]

coke

[ivory marlin]

jakon

[drowsy steppe]

coke

[ivory marlin]

wanna play smth

i sent an image of all installed games in the server

[modern lintel]

Garlic parm supremacy

[ivory marlin]

nah

lemon pepper is peak

[fleet zealot]

low int heresy would get you the worst malice players

[ivory marlin]

this is why you are unepic

[fleet zealot]

"this time i will totally make the jump up in difficulty"

[ivory marlin]

playing with gooner and mreggroll is crazy

[south folio]

i wonder why the psyker has exactly 165 damage taken

[modern lintel]

How is titus worse then the other two

[fleet zealot]

titus with 13.9k damage

[fleet zealot]

average space marine 2 player coming into this discord next month

[modern lintel]

He got the other two players lvl combined how do ppl gruel around like that

[hushed agate]

Not nearly as fast as bolts?

Also they travel faster

[hushed agate]

Why would he out himself

Were you wearing like a 40k shirt

[north sedge]

this was over the speaker

and no

[hushed agate]

Could not fathom saying that around my coworkers

[north sedge]

my knowledge of 40k is like, playing this game and reading the wiki on the chaos gods after an edible once

[hushed agate]

Fake fan❌🤢👎

[north sedge]

true

[hushed agate]

Cool nezha

Is that a new skin

[ivory marlin]

its my femboy fasion

[ivory marlin]

jesus

[spare talon]

i looked at his build

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-chad-meme-dub-gif-25628266

[bronze crow]

By the God Emperor

[hushed knoll]

Why are you epic moist

[hushed agate]

Why aren't you

[hushed knoll]

Because I am man of culture

[ivory marlin]

what

[spare talon]

@crisp furnace normal heresy dwellers be like

[ornate bone]

I sung Gold by Spandau Ballet in the shower

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-peeking-shy-gif-17733461

[hushed agate]

Cute car

[hushed knoll]

Car

[fleet zealot]

I have to know what weapons

[hushed agate]

Yea

Car

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

Like was it a haymaker mk3 knife

[spare talon]

one had a knife with haymaker

[fleet zealot]

It has to be

[spare talon]

it was actually a mk6

[fleet zealot]

No way to get that little damage

[spare talon]

considering this

i think they were actually trying to get through by doing literally nothing

[fleet zealot]

132 levels

By the god emperor

[median steeple]

I see cole is still enjoying the Rashad

Truly a transformation of all time

[ornate bone]

Haymaker but it now works on lights

Knife turns into the left ogryn keystone

Oopsie, mauler light one-shot

[spare talon]

got in a clutch situation
missed my knife

[ornate bone]

don't we always

[median steeple]

This is your rehab

The withdrawals will pass

Then you'll be addicted to Rashad

[spare talon]

thats like saying "dont worry you wont be addicted to weed anymore!" as you hand me black tar heroin

[thin marlin]

yay or nay

[obsidian prairie]

Replace thrust with brutal momentum and groaners with flak

should work

[thin marlin]

i dont have enough freaking brown coins

fml

[obsidian prairie]

You might have to fudge the bruiser oneshot BP with Martyrdom stacks

[ornate bone]

I'm getting ideas

[red swift]

How do I drop images

[obsidian prairie]

Are they good ones?

[ornate bone]

Yes

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-no-image-perms-gif-18006828907471357785

[obsidian prairie]

Talk enough, your name will turn orange

[red swift]

You just had that ready to go

[obsidian prairie]

Then you can

[spare talon]

id been waiting to use it

[red swift]

Canncojjejra told me it's okay to spam

Anyways I wanted to flex my knives

[spare talon]

dm them to me and ill send em for you for now

[lusty oar]

draw them in ascii

[ember yew]

these people

are doing it again

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bcd40b8-2436-4650-86f7-66476ddd4e93/shadowstrike-veteran-shredder-frag-grenade-infiltrate-no-keystone-auric-ready

and its

VETERAN

[obsidian prairie]

Fucking finally

[modern lintel]

Blood

[ember yew]

Lacerate > Veteran

[obsidian prairie]

Had this thing forever and just found Shred off of milk

[red swift]

I'm more of a ruthless backstab and haymaker individual myself

[modern lintel]

Guh

[ember yew]

took me 4 months to get Rampage IV for mk15

[spare talon]

holy based batman

[wraith cipher]

oof that cleave tho

[obsidian prairie]

Its a mk15 it can only hit 4 people

[wraith cipher]

might have to put savage sweep on it

[obsidian prairie]

As far as i'm concerned its perfect

[wraith cipher]

im more of a crowd control guy than damage

the shock mauls are peak

[spare talon]

you could have 0% cleave on the mk15 and be perfectly fine

[wraith cipher]

bruh

why have a cleave stat lmao

[spare talon]

have you seen what it actually does

on the mk15

its laughable

[wraith cipher]

i guess ill swap out ss on mine then

[wraith cipher]

but im stuck with the stealth penances rn

T_T

[spare talon]

bear in mind the cleave damage distribution is a lie

cuz it hard caps at 4

[wraith cipher]

bruh

[spare talon]

every enemy past that recieves 0 damage and is only staggered

[frosty herald]

Hey cole

[wraith cipher]

its okay chaxe is peak chain weapon

[frosty herald]

The heavy bolter pistol does a garand ping when its mag is empty

[spare talon]

in sm2?

[modern lintel]

Ok after finally watching some videos about sm2 it might turn out to be goated

[spare talon]

there better be a dent in the thumb armor when using it

[wraith cipher]

lul

[grizzled aspen]

Picked up a literal perfect crusher off melk for item update. 80 in every stat but mobility.

[obsidian prairie]

I think that’s it failing to chamber a round and being loud about it

Cool sound design

[frosty herald]

Yeass

[obsidian prairie]

Bolt pistol feels really good as a weapon

[modern lintel]

I think im going to try and a iron hands heavy first

[obsidian prairie]

Removed from its performance it’s just really fun to use

[wraith cipher]

bolt pistol fell flat for me

no penetration made me shelf it

[obsidian prairie]

It’s fucking chunky and feels like it deserves its damage when I decapitate a crusher in 1 shot

As opposed to revolver

Also holy shit my DT hours passed my VT2 hours

[modern lintel]

If it had any cleave and either slightly more ammo or dmg it beem super based but its alright as is

[obsidian prairie]

675 in Fatshark games all told

[wraith cipher]

or if leathal prox procced bleed

[obsidian prairie]

I run Deadly Accurate and Surgical so I don’t really care about that one

My favorite part about it is it does more damage than base Boltgun

[spare talon]

it really should

[modern lintel]

It def should an was a big oversight if they didnt think it should also shouldve rlly gave it pinning fire

Or give reg bolter lethal prox atleast

[wraith cipher]

that i would def wanted

which is weird because shouldnt we get the new "bolt" blessings retroactively?

[obsidian prairie]

How many blessings do they each have?

[north sedge]

Different weapon family

[modern lintel]

They did say they were going to make some classes share weapons an some weapons access to more blessings if im not mistaken

[polar nexus]

there's a interaction between shredders nade and lethal proximity

#veteran-class message

[obsidian prairie]

I know but crafting update said something about bringing weapons closer to 10 blessings

[wraith cipher]

mechanically speaking the only difference between the pistol and the gun is the size of the round

[obsidian prairie]

So they might inherit a few of each others blessings come that

And length of barrel

[wraith cipher]

tech priest should just put the blessing on my boltgun

[polar nexus]

i have not read that

[obsidian prairie]

Which can affect ballistics

Oh I miss interpreted that comment

[obsidian prairie]

I might be hallucinating

[polar nexus]

only thing confirmed is Psyker getting shotguns

and maybe other classes getting other stuff

[wraith cipher]

#2hchaxe

#now

[sacred jay]

Wizard with shotty

[polar nexus]

psyker chainaxe

[obsidian prairie]

Lawb Flechette Manstopper Scriers gaze with true aim

[polar nexus]

piety zealot with recon 6d

[obsidian prairie]

Become death

[royal vortex]

the bad ending is adding a bunch of stupid power blessings and only carrying over/creating "niche" utility blessings that are borderline the same as not having one

[polar nexus]

you can already do fun stuff with the hacker rn

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah but lawb has perfect horizontals

Meaning you will always get true aim

[polar nexus]

hey guys we put vicious slice on all weapons!

[frosty herald]

Torment is a pretty fun blessing

[wraith cipher]

the range on the hacker tho

makes me cry

[frosty herald]

The fixed version this time tho

[polar nexus]

we heard you wanted more swagger, so we put more stagger

[polar nexus]

the one Crab did not report

[royal vortex]

even if vicious slice was damage u would be getting like comically shit numbers

[polar nexus]

i was so happy to get rampage + vicious slice on my first claw, then i learned

[wraith cipher]

which reminds me i need to still get a db ht turt still

i have rampage ht, but i want that kill 5 ragers in 1 swing

[polar nexus]

bm is 4, no?

[hushed agate]

Wdym?

[ivory marlin]

i got the warframe cat

[hushed agate]

If youre asking if bm has a 4th grade then yes it does

[royal vortex]

hsword has base target 1/2 parity

[hushed agate]

Oh

[ivory marlin]

named his ass concrete

[royal vortex]

so u have targets 4 from bm + one from the weapon property (on strikedown heavies)

[wraith cipher]

you lied

there were just penises

[hushed agate]

😈

[polar nexus]

that's what i was asking yeah, is it the same for caxe?

[royal vortex]

no

[polar nexus]

it's just 4 then

[thin marlin]

god this killing 40 enemies while stunned penance is killing me

[royal vortex]

stun a bunch of poxwalkers and then push a burster into them

the way it was meant to be done

[obsidian prairie]

Flamer

[hushed agate]

^

[polar nexus]

or immo nade?

[obsidian prairie]

Toss a grenade at a clump than open up that valve

[hushed agate]

You need to stun them

With the stun grenade

[obsidian prairie]

Ah yes, the stun grenade immo grenade combo

[thin marlin]

the hordes always thin out so i need to get them when theyre spawning

[thin marlin]

it can work off other zealots nades so

technically

[hushed agate]

Your main issue is your teammates

[thin marlin]

yeah pretty much

[hushed agate]

Personally id wait for them to implement solo play

To do it

[polar nexus]

just ask people

[hushed agate]

Thats what im doing not worth the headache

[thin marlin]

speaking of why havent they ☠️

[polar nexus]

if someone ask i will help him during the run

[hushed agate]

Randos never listen

[royal vortex]

(never)

[polar nexus]

it's not that hard

[obsidian prairie]

Queue a standard maelstrom just before it resets

[hushed agate]

Im assuming they're waiting to add it for when they rework bots

[grizzled aspen]

I just got prefired by a trapper.

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[royal vortex]

(never)

[spare talon]

i have an idea

[grizzled aspen]

Like I was rounding a corner and the trapper was already shooting at me before I ever saw her.

[polar nexus]

they need to be stun, does stun from other sources count? can you use the crusher?

[spare talon]

join my strike team, my code is in my server bio @thin marlin

and bring a flamer

[thin marlin]

sure

mind if i bring someone along

[hushed agate]

Its specifically the effect that is applied by the stun grenade

[thin marlin]

ill be a second tho if u dont mind

[spare talon]

i mean you can, but im basically loading us directly into a mission solely to do that penance right out the gate

[thin marlin]

sure

ready whenever

[polar nexus]

your stun nade? or can it be from any zealot?

[thin marlin]

anyt

[hushed agate]

Any id assume

[polar nexus]

that's nice

[grizzled aspen]

It works off of any stun grenade.

Grab a zealout teammate and do it.

Takes like 3 minutes.

[spare talon]

i'll be bringing us to mercantile and ill literally group up as many enemies as possible then you can throw a stun nade then flamer them

[thin marlin]

cool

[grizzled aspen]

I can help, if need be.

[wraith cipher]

whats the pros cons for each of the combat blade?

is it just horde vs single?

[polar nexus]

mk3 is stab stab

[hushed agate]

Basically

[spare talon]

that was easier than i thought

[thin marlin]

yeah lmaoi

if i die ill get it still right

[spare talon]

yea

[polar nexus]

WAIT
already???

[thin marlin]

cool

ty

[spare talon]

yeah i just loaded us into a hi int mercantile

[thin marlin]

yeah we just got em all at the start and one nade and a flamer lol

[spare talon]

private game

[polar nexus]

3 minutes lol

[thin marlin]

we queued like 2 minutes after taht message ☠️

[hushed agate]

Ive been stuck on that penance forever wth

[spare talon]

yeah like
the start of mercantile is where i farmed a lot of penances i thought were just gonna be annoying to do in missions

[thin marlin]

i never even thought about it

cause u get like

3 hordes

[spare talon]

i did the backstab penance in the room after the second bomb

since ranged enemies and elites spawn there

[polar nexus]

solo?

[spare talon]

with mmt, yea

[median steeple]

yum

[spare talon]

i did all the marksmans stance kills there by getting max stacks, sitting in a corner, and just swinging away (yes melee kills count for this one)

going invis every now and again to both poof people and throw a smoke for those other 2 penances

[polar nexus]

i forgot you could do solo with mmt

[spare talon]

wait not focus fire

marksmans stance

[obsidian prairie]

I did marksman’s with a Lawb

Actually fun build

[hushed agate]

Wait really?????

[spare talon]

yes

[hushed agate]

[spare talon]

it was
so fucking dumb

[polar nexus]

i worked my ass off for each penance

[hushed agate]

Ok time to go get it done

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah crab mode is viable for the MF grind

[spare talon]

just sitting between 2 boxes just meleeing for like 20-30 minutes

like you dont understand

im a destiny player

[obsidian prairie]

You take the node that gives stacks while crouched and just profit

[spare talon]

i will find the utmost efficient method of getting something done

[polar nexus]

on one hand i started using shroud knife because of that and on the other i stopped using marksman and point blank barrage...

[spare talon]

ok im going to go make macking cheese in the michael wave

[spare talon]

That's literally me rn

[spiral anvil]

Little dirty boy

[naive stirrup]

uhm
thanks for the gift emperor

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267

[hushed agate]

Very cool axe

[naive stirrup]

yes

[spare talon]

Wtf
rude

[spiral anvil]

Stimky

[obsidian prairie]

Project Wingman credits

Lost my shit for a solid minute

[naive stirrup]

so i upgraded this btw

i feel like i got scammed

[obsidian prairie]

My condolences

[hushed agate]

I dont get it

[naive stirrup]

ghost maybe keep

[hushed agate]

No

[spare talon]

IM NOT STINKY!!

[hushed agate]

Its bricked

[naive stirrup]

i 100% got scammed

fuck you hadron

brut sell me a +3 stam curio PLEASE

[sterile basalt]

Anyone has the “8 fucking ragers holy shit” meme

[naive stirrup]

just google the "eight fucking bears" meme and edit it, easy

[obsidian prairie]

What the fuck is this supposed to mean

[naive stirrup]

there it is

[hushed agate]

Too late

[naive stirrup]

yours has the ifunny logo

cole's does not

[hushed agate]

Oh shit i didnt even notice wtf

[naive stirrup]

LOL

[sullen forge]

Thank you we need it for a very dumb build we made

[naive stirrup]

fury of the faithful users when they see an enemy they don't want to exist anymore:

[misty nova]

(Hemenhemsnhehemanhemenhehemanmanmen)

[spare talon]

I googled it downloaded the same one as him
But cropped the logo out

[naive stirrup]

based

[spare talon]

I'm just more Epic_

[hushed agate]

Rushing through a tox flamers flames 3 firing gunners and a dozen shooters to mutilate a crusher

[naive stirrup]

yes

[hushed agate]

And then immediately die

[naive stirrup]

minus the die part

[ornate bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168995458681679883/1172328790379200635/PsychicAssault.gif

[hushed agate]

Martydom is the highest honor

[naive stirrup]

not being able to take any damage while mid sprint is very nice

[hushed agate]

What the FUCK is that

[naive stirrup]

laughs in until death (i use it as an "oh shit" button when my entire team is dead

[naive stirrup]

psyker cat

[spare talon]

this is more how i use shroudfield

[naive stirrup]

fair

[hushed agate]

The charge feels a lot more personal though

No stealth

Only delusional rage

[copper hawk]

glorp ,?

[naive stirrup]

i was just meaning how fury is literally:
look at someone
SPRINT at mach fuck directly at them ignoring all damage
kill that thing you were sprinting at
get a buff off of pure rage

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[copper hawk]

should love , not rage !

[royal vortex]

anger

[ornate bone]

AV FEF KINDRED

[naive stirrup]

i mainly use it to insta-gib ragers

"Glory be, the rager's dead" type shit

[copper hawk]

nage

[spare talon]

"the ragers dead!" dumbass you just killed 15 of them with your flamer, thats a little more than just 1

[naive stirrup]

:3

i have evolved past flamer

[grizzled aspen]

"The ragers, dead."

[hushed agate]

15?

[naive stirrup]

i have become "HoboWithAShotgun"

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-garn-cat-stare-i've-hired-this-cat-gif-11305426952468589373

[polar nexus]

@lusty oar made that

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-close-up-realty-gif-25982779

[hushed agate]

The cat?

[lusty oar]

that's 9

which i guess technically includes 8 ragers

[hushed agate]

Nvm discord bugging out

[polar nexus]

one of the ragers is a bottom

[lusty oar]

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/parallel-parking-pawallel-pawking-car-crash-funny-meme-gif-4446253618376042958

[south folio]

https://streamable.com/h0rft1 (it's me. I am the enemy to myself)

[hushed agate]

Ew wtf

How do you play with the game looking like this

[south folio]

these are gamer graphics

fake gamers and haters won't understand

[frosty herald]

Looks reasonable

[copper hawk]

not a threat

just left click

dat shrimple

[frosty herald]

Youve had worse graphics

[copper hawk]

not so clamplicated

plamma rulez all..

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebit-gif-25616276

[misty nova]

Kek, but I did target the gunner on purpose kek

[south folio]

i also intentionally killed myself

[misty nova]

Bittide

[south folio]

so true

[hushed agate]

Chat if we get a 4th ability what would it be

You ever think bounty hunters gun will be brought over

[sterile basalt]

[hushed agate]

Can see something like grail knights sword but idk if fatshark wants to give zealot straight up holy magic

Wait hold on ive asked this before

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-gif-12361791886768760530

[copper hawk]

hi car

[south folio]

honestly rude and uncalled for

[hushed agate]

Where did thus cat come from

I see them everywhere

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/imscared-whiteface-her-kid-moony-gif-3785779078098791375

[south folio]

i do indeed like my glowing swords

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-eat-chew-cat-gif-4781269048622652873

[hushed agate]

This does not answer my question

: (

[coarse dagger]

why is that cat making noise if it's a gif wtf

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/car-hit-single-fnf-friday-night-funkin-garn47-gif-11800192263771363620

[coarse birch]

based

[copper hawk]

cole r u a moldmaxxing plaguecel

[hushed agate]

Its a video discord got this weird issue atm

[coarse dagger]

NVM it was the fans

[hushed agate]

Nuh uh

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitty-cat-car-garn47-cat-gif-12973830089153437811

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-garn47-nicktoons-garn47-nicktoons-nicktoons-garn47-gif-6885402507640421718

[median steeple]

sploink

https://tenor.com/view/car-uh-car-garn47-cat-bounce-gif-8905658433156715392

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1270659857795776585/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH-1.gif

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[median steeple]

glad this gif is making a comeback

[south folio]

i saw it once and immediately fell in love

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/mirage-schizophrenia-i-forgor-bamboozle-apex-legends-gif-23170659

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-schizophrenia-scizo-based-gif-23614703

[vocal zenith]

@naive stirrup hey, thanks in advance for the build.

[autumn shadow]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9cb6f971-ee49-4505-abc8-35cdc8b60e44/thunk

Seems funny enough to work

[naive stirrup]

ye

one sec

@vocal zenith here go

[vocal zenith]

Sweet. Thanks, dude!

[naive stirrup]

[spare talon]

funny, yes, but the crusher kinda has enough impact on its own from one of the impact blessings you are going to have regardless tbh

[autumn shadow]

MORE FUNNY

[spare talon]

this build is playing into cc that it doesnt really need when it can already send stuff on its ass with its special activation

and also at max stacks of hammerblow

[wraith cipher]

id probably switch second wind to desperation

tho

[naive stirrup]

already on

[spare talon]

plus the crusher is already the prime candidate for skullcrusher, as it allows for you to hit them with 80% damage received debuffs when staggered

[frosty herald]

Cole how effective is your hemmorage build

[spare talon]

which is basically all the time anyway

[wraith cipher]

why crusher

when shock maul go brrrrr

[lusty oar]

double impact devils claw

[south folio]

vicious slice trauma

[frosty herald]

Shock and awe skullcrusher hammer

[wraith cipher]

prolly ironhelm tho

cause you can basically chain special heavies

[spare talon]

#zealot-class message
read down from here

[hushed agate]

What are those ragdolls

The mauler scared me

[spare talon]

super impact set to max

DoT deaths have a slight upward momentum to them

so burns and bleeds send them orbital bound

[frosty herald]

Redditors will call it gods gift to mankind

[ivory marlin]

Life is roblox

Shit cost me around like 10$

[frosty herald]

Super impact my beloved

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-crippled-gif-24836467

[polar nexus]

fixed

oh i forgot, you don't need grievious wound, better use desperation

and attack speed yeah, better use anoint in blood for that sweet hacker

[hushed agate]

Not taking close up gun damage and +infested/unyielding hurts me

Everytime you do that it physically hurts me

This is me btw

[polar nexus]

i never do that, i may have like one build without purge

[spiral anvil]

I hate zealot tree

[hushed agate]

I prefer it to the others

[polar nexus]

also, everything is wrong here

[spare talon]

you must hate every single build i make then

[spiral anvil]

Where SC

[polar nexus]

i don't think your revolver needs anoint cole

[hushed agate]

Cc on hacker is certainly a choice

[polar nexus]

man stopper in a non piety build?

nope nope nope

[spare talon]

it also allows you to bodyshot trappers with tknives within any distance you would realistically throw them

[polar nexus]

or you go manstopper scattershot

[copper hawk]

manslopper

[hushed agate]

Shut up

[polar nexus]

are you sure about tha body shot? because i have missed osing some trappers and i always run anoint

[spiral anvil]

Both barrels too good though

Bodyshot crit I assume

[spare talon]

yes

[polar nexus]

yeah but put deathspitter instead of manstopper

ohh, ok then

[spare talon]

a body shot with a knife is 877 damage of the trappers 900

[polar nexus]

that explains what happened

also, i have been trapped before the kill was registered, that's ass

[spiral anvil]

Nets need a shorter range

I've been netted like 15m away it's mad

[hushed agate]

We should just remove trappers

[south folio]

nets should travel infinitely

and bounce on contact with walls

infinitely

[polar nexus]

hab dreyko insanity

[hushed agate]

Trapper only modifier

[spiral anvil]

Hye hye hye hye hye

[ember yew]

double cdr or not a man

[visual stream]

New maelstrom modifier replaces every poxwalker with an equal health trapper

Idk seems kinda fire to me

[polar nexus]

relevant

[modern lintel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886742356529922172/1145863884545204335/attachment.gif

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/adepta-sororitas-sister-of-battle-mad-cup-gif-7124970825008737609

[polar nexus]

there is @royal vortex trapper lore hidden in the abyss of zealot chat

[hushed agate]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-no-no-40k-gif-24271093

[polar nexus]

every six months, i am making sure it's not forgotten

[south folio]

good ol' days

[polar nexus]

when ogryns were racists and Darcy still a thing

[frosty herald]

Coolcab

Now that is a long time ago

[hushed agate]

What?

[ornate bone]

I am very troubled

When he opens the book, the right page shows an image

[spice flame]

Good enough? If I buy what do I change

[polar nexus]

What what?

[ornate bone]

But when he shows the book, that same page has "no." written on it instead

[hushed agate]

Both what

[ornate bone]

Did Saltzpyre flip the book in a fraction of a second?

Did he actually open it upside down in the first place?

[polar nexus]

Some users in ogryn-chat have been banned

[ornate bone]

Where is that Jimphone guy to answer this

[south folio]

an ogryn player threw out a slur, got reported, and consequently got banned for it
other ogryn regulars proceeded to defend their usage of it and one said it was normal british vernacular in a hour-long debate against mods

which led to other ogryn members getting banned

[polar nexus]

and Darcy was a regular until p13 dropped and then she just lost it

[hushed agate]

"Normal british vernacular"

[polar nexus]

she went after playtester

[south folio]

br*tish

[hushed agate]

My brother in Christ its still a slur

[south folio]

the funny thing is that one of the mods is british

[polar nexus]

was it a racial slur?

[south folio]

i think it counts as a race maybe so yeah

one of those "humanoid" words where the "human" is replaced with something else

[hushed agate]

You know that has me thinking

Ogryn chat is super chill

But weirdly enough the largest amount of toxic players i meet in game are ogryn

[south folio]

same

[spiral anvil]

I don't think it's a race

Oh nvm it actually is

Probably

[south folio]

maybe ethnicity might be more accurate

[spice flame]

guyyys should I buy it?

[spiral anvil]

Guh

[south folio]

looks fine and imo you're going to have melk coins to spare down the line so might as well

but things are changing soon

[spiral anvil]

If you want to use it now sure I guess but if you don't have a thrust blessing handy then probably not

[polar nexus]

wtf lol it's a slur

[spice flame]

how soon? 5 months?

[spiral anvil]

Yea

[south folio]

an indeterministic time range ranging from now to the end of the universe

[spiral anvil]

Give or take

[spice flame]

but the stats are still good yes?

[south folio]

yeah looks p good

[ivory marlin]

What

[south folio]

don't worry it is completely normal british vernacular

[spiral anvil]

I'm sure it is

[south folio]

my dad and my granddad and my grandgranddad and my grandgrandgranddad and etc. all used it!!!

[spiral anvil]

One word, hp lovecraft

[polar nexus]

that sums it up perfectly

[ivory marlin]

His cat?

[polar nexus]

Ogrynoids

[hushed agate]

Yes

[ivory marlin]

Ah

[polar nexus]

let that booty shake

[hushed agate]

Thats two words

[copper hawk]

wait

[polar nexus]

HP is not a word

[copper hawk]

is this the same ogryn that like

cursed out all the mods

[spiral anvil]

Not HP Lovecraft, the word I'm thinking about

[hushed agate]

Your mom is two words

[south folio]

maybe, they had a history of stuff

[polar nexus]

mememaston was a regular there iirc

[south folio]

so not just a one-off instance but a paper trail that culminated into the ogryn annihilation

[copper hawk]

was it the one who said the racist word referring to an ethnicity that ruled the eurasian steppe

those were the timez..

the evil timez..

[polar nexus]

he was banned for calling other people abhumans

[ivory marlin]

floccinaucinihilipilification is 1 word

[copper hawk]

he was an alcoholic and he gave me good Alcohol advice