#zealot-class
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Bfriend made me watch an idol anime and the gal got stabbed in the first episode and i’ve been stuck crying
It’s been really bad for me today. Like it won’t actually register what I’m doing, so if I switch to another weapon it’ll just switch back, and move me without even touching my joystick.
Very weird.
...a character youve known for one episode?
Bless your soul
Moist what is your favorite gun
It was a long episode 1
Okay
Uhhh probably bolt pistol?
Thats a hard one
Yea
I haven't watched it, but I sure heard about it
Is that the steam emote 
Rip
so put lacerate and crit damage on it to annoy people who inspect your gear
i would use this knife but i despise riposte, that will get me hanged but seriously
Change perks and you'll have something
flesh tearer is...not good
No need for 5% crit chance vs another 25% armor or 10% elites
u right
someone on reddit told me otherwise|
maybe you should try playing the game for once so you can unlock the true potential of the knife
Buss
Who taught reddit about meaningful breakpoints knowing they would misunderstand that
Knife is a fast swinging weapon
you recognizing me in the TFD server when you had a different name and pfp gave me a fucking stroke cuz it was 5 am and i was about to pass out
C:
Only person I noticed in there. I don't look in there often anymore though since gen chat is fantastically dumb
the 2 things that really get me is
"+5% does make a difference over the course of a mission, also piety is useless cuz riposte exists"
"knife can be an exellent horde clear weapon, youre just not using it right"
Is there a weapon that clears worse than knife?
nope!
ofc the mk6 does it much better than the mk3 by comparison, but it is still anything but good at it
smartest redditior
how do u feel about mk6 vs mk3
did u use the 3 anymore
i havent put down the mk3 yet
wow ok
Pathetic
does that mean u like it
idke how i did that
i think i like
hit tab just the right amount of times
idek
anyway
!
Flesh tearer helps with horde clear obv
yeah, i like both just as much
guessing the main difference is mk3 does better single target
in both damage and moveset
do u think the 3 pairs better with different blessings than the 6?
i need an animated/gif banner
5% MAKES A DIFFERENCE
5% DIFF MATTERS
its NORMAL SIZED AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL
average london resident
i think the raw damage ones do better on the mk3
crit, finesse and rending
while obv not the best, but certainly viable, uncanny/FT on the mk6 ends up being better than putting it on the mk3
cuz youre actually using something with a bit of cleave
so its applying it to many more targets per swing
not entirely
both knives do just as well with those blessings
but FT just outright does better on the mk6
add 35% crit chance to weapon that has 20% crit chance
look at stats sheet
27% crit chance
enzos augment for his ammo crate changes it to a weakpoint and crit buff
its 15% weakpoint and 29% crit chance
real and true
enzoposting hours
also is it just me or does he have a pant-shitting high base damage on his explosive?
It feels like Lepic's grenade on crack
warframe was like this and since they copied pretty much everything
that's to be expected
I don't remember it being like that
Warframe's crits were so high you could do double crits
do you wanna know what it actually does
the weapon base crit
if it has like 5% base crit that unusable for crit
||its +29% to the BASE CRIT CHANCE OF THE WEAPON||
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
Wait, does this mean that the mod is then applied to the base + Enzo's buff?
the buff is removed after a reload/weapon swap however
Oh
yes
it has a SKM of almost 900%
lepics grenade is just under 600%

do you know the difference between skill power and skill power modifier, and how mods/buffs affect them?
You told me something about it, I think
Power is multiplicative, modifier is additive, power goes well with large hits and modifier benefits DoTs
is this like a non bungie destiny/warframe type of game?
fair
for his 4th ability rocket arm thing, its not doing much
but the lingering damage from those hits gets multiplied three fold by it
Hmmmmmm today I will use haymaker and lacerate
basically
its not as good as either of the two
but good enough to scratch the same itch cuz ive basically done everything in those
"havent unlocked the potential of the knife yet"
my knife looking at me when 2 weakened monstrosities and a horde of bulwarks and ragers pulls up
cole wanna help trav level
Admittedly, I'm just glad to not have Warframe's modding and Destiny's content cutting
im leveling in tfd 
My weapons don't even deal double damage with all the modding I did so far
In Warframe you slap one mod on your pistol and deal +140% 
how do you as someone who is playing it currently feel about the whole opinion alot of people have about anti cheats still data and stuff like that, i see alot of reviews about it is why i ask
Judging from cole getting string in tfd isnt that hard
I say that unless you're already aggressively self-conscious about your virtual footprint, this anticheat won't get anything or yours that already hasn't been circulating for the past couple years
i mean it uses the same anti cheat as elden ring
do you like my hh fit?
look at dis
its STUPID
that explains it
yes
crushers have 3200 i think
i said that later in the chat lol
you know I thought I was fucking going crazy when EP BB would take more to put down a bulwark than a crusher
scroll down ghoober
fartshark moment
it uses 2, easy anti cheat and a deeper level one apparently from nexon themselves called blackcipher that can (according to the reviews) take your browsing and search history from before you even installed it
Erm what the fuck
ive not heard anything about this in the slightest
if you want my honest opinion personally, my data is already taken by google from youtube and every other site i visit, whats one more company knowing what i look up on the internet
its already too late
considering the youtube algorithm LOVING to show me Pirate Software, and the fact that i know he's heavily into gaming cybersecurity, i feel like id have already seen something about it
and he's already talked about TFD a decent amount
and not once said anything about anything like that
what does this mean
that you knwo how to get string and it isnt that hard?
i use a similar thing, but with a higher tier variant of that shirt from the penances
i tired to make him looks as homeless as possible
god MW wilds gameplay is so good
Wouldn't a homeless man have more clothes on because they have to carry everything
Real
society
fr tho gamers
to whom be the dog streamin to
anyway, trying to farm Luna rn
because cringe music girl who only speaks referencing music
I love characters whose entire personality is liking one thing
did you guys know the music character likes music?
i dont remember what she sounds like
had voices turned off for too long
she annoyed me more than most others
her fans would disagree
did you know she likes music?
she has fans, because that's what music people have
if you make her happy, she'll do music for you too
because she likes music
dude the shitty translation in her description and lore is just so painful to read
it keeps comparing her music to actual food
and treating them as equals
????\
what the FUCK does this even mean
The writing of all time
Luna got some cake alright
I bet it makes a lot more sense in whatever language it’s from
the language is music
This is TFD so Korean right?
because she likes music
pronhub reference 
Dude had to hit the minimum word count needed to tell people that Luna went from making candy to being a musician
Dear god
With Deadly Accurate and Surgical Bolt pistol is inherently just a worse Zarona right. What blessings make it good enough to almost ignore its shortcomings? I’m expecting to see Puncture in there, but why? Is 1-4 bleed stacks really that much value?
Eh? Boltpistol can run Handcannon?
That's not supposed to be possible...
I think most of us here agree on it at least needing the Puncture Blessing, that Bleed stacking helps its DPS
And yes, it is that much value especially when it's THAT easy to stack Bleed with it
iirc the combo was pucture and run n gun/lethal prox
For me the combo is Puncture + Surgical or Gloryhunter
lethal prox removes the arming distance so you can detonate point blank
and run n gun for a bit more raw damage when sprinting
I quickswap a lot to it to finish off Elites so I just like Gloryhunter for that
Can deffos try Lethal Prox
When do Bleed stacks max out again on an enemy?
The devs want to eat luna
8 stacks?
How horrid that the devs engage in cannibalism
No that seems low...
Anyway yeah the Bleed from Puncture is practically able to turn what is usually a 3-shot kill on an Elite to a 2-shot kill
It's that issue of the bastard somehow surviving with like 20 HP or some bs
Are we talking about overwatch luna or smt?
You cant just say what you said then act like it didn’t happen in another server
Shhhh
Hi pill
Mornin
🫡 to the brave wolfrats who died liberating the Kislevites ~~ into my food stockpile~~
Your sacrifice will be forgotten as soon as i get more brood horrors
Is that total war
iirc it is
Although the wolfrats arent bad either, they're just not as good as brood horrors
And yes
Is it good or nah cuz i kinda want to try it out
Just the base games? Out of all the 3, 2 is the best imo i am super biased because Skaven though
Theres so many DLCs nowadays
And you need all 3 games to unlock the majority of the factions
Im pretty sure you can, but need a mod for that
Instead of my little pony, it's my little maggot
TWWH3 and Mixu's unlocker mod lets you play any faction
Maggotkin arent in total war?
Nah its not a playable faction as is, but the unlocker lets you play them
Like the most used AoS race of i think it was 2023
They are in the game
Mb I meant Surgical.
Ok I get the point of Puncture then. Since I’ve trained my brain not to sprint when firing I don’t really see the value of Run and gun though. Might try lethal but surprised no ones mentioned Deadly Accurate with Puncture?
i am not looking forward to the "control crowds" penance
They just have a very rough start, since they start next to both Kislev major factions, Throt, Malakai and Wulfrik and the troll-nobody from Norsca
cuz DA only becomes useful when you have either a very high or very reliable method of that crit
such as headhunter or surgical
I wanted to play maggotkin :(
You wanted to preview the new mlm, burrowing is tragic?

The major playable Nurgle factions right now are Ku'gath, Tamurkhan and Epidemius
Been a while since I looked at my Zealots talent tree but unless it’s possible to raise crit chance enough there I see your point
Oh shit i thought maggotkin was the blanket name for them
the only reliable method of raising your crit chance for your ranged weapon in the zealot skill tree is piety, which is 15-25%
Aww man, you ruined my dreams of becoming a crit flamer zealot...
25% is a lot, but not "im banking on a 1/4 chance for this blessing to do anything at all" a lot
vs surgical literally allowing you to force it to happen
True. I’d see more value in that than being able to shoot while sprinting though, but that’s just down to playstyle
so can t1
that I did not know
the tiers reduce the time between the application of stacks
basically
bet preciate that new info
These are the current factions in the game, with specific factions under them such as Clan Moulder, Clan Skryre, Clan Mors for Skaven
They should add the sylvaneth
Okay, but, what if I wanna roleplay as a rattling gunner?
Skryre
What about if I want magic rats?
Skryre or Pestilens
the main thing that higher tiers benefit from is just how much extra crit you get when just only taking the time to aim, cuz thatll be like a difference of 1-2 stacks generally
What about if I want house rats?
Mors or Rictus
Sweet
That's an aos faction
ooh whats this game
Thing is with DA and Surgical we just end up with a weaker Zarona (less stability, recoil BEFORE the shot happens, less cleave). I can still make it work in Auric but it’s just way more frustrating to use instead of just going Rona
So I’m exploring alternative ways of using the gun
whats the DA acronym
Deadly accurate, which pairs well with surgical
Closest to the sylvaneth is the wood elves
alright still learnin all the acronyms
Not sadge enough
I like my tree people
idk I feel like I havent used the bistol enough but I think its a fun side grade to the revolver
This is Durthu from the wood elves
Treeple if you will
my current bistol has some decent stuff on it
I mean there is a lord for the WE that is an ent that hates elves
Oh ok they are basically the sylvaneth
basically
Yeah I want to get good with it and stop getting bullied for using the revolver lol
most of the acros I can put 2-2 together (or I just look at the skill tree for what everyone is referencing) 
solution
use throwing knives
So many butthurt players in this game nowadays imo
Pretty sure two wood elf fantasy characters are in the sylvaneth during aos
the wider playerbase still thinks throwing knives are bad cuz you have a gun
for some reason
For once i agree with cole
They do? lol
(I usually agree with him)
been enjoying flamer only games past 3 days, you cant go flamer and dont pick knives, that's heresy right there
You mean to get more reliable headshots in the heat of battle instead of hoping my bistol connects?
I love them
I was able to hold zealot relic while abusing throwing knives to kill snipers at range (but everytime I try to replicate it now throwing knives cancel relic) any ideas
sure throwing knives can be hit or miss(If you have bad aim like me), but, bad...? laughable
yes
imagine, not getting in an airlock because ur team doesnt want to take a med charge, then getting kicked for it.
After you had to clutch twice
Ow, my liver
Which faction should i play next? Not playing Skaven or Druchii, im at a point in my campaigns where no one can stop me anymore
cole making numbers with this clip
coke
High elves
I’m trying to clear our names by being a slightly more support-oriented zealot so it’s hard to walk away from the flashbang for when someone’s in a bad spot/multiple are down
I saw it first day in here and here it is again lmfao (it is a sick TKnife kill though)
Imrik is always fun
the virus spreads
no signs of a cure any time soon
millions will perish
cokee
Me?
Idunno if someone answered you already but Deadly Accurate is only good if you can Crit a Weakspot which isn't very common at all
ive been doing that with bible,benediction, and piety knife with a double barrel
lmfao
And by then you'd probably already kill the poor fucker who got Crit Headshotted without DA in the first
No i was just acting for cole

support zealot can be pretty sick
@ivory marlin do tho know

make sure you stack health and wounds with martyrs purpose so you can take damage to get your relic back up!
Well she is in Warhammer3 as a lord
1% for every 1% of HP you're so right
Oh is she the bitch with the huge bug?
Sorry
Woman
I hate being out of the fight holding the book though lmao

Technically it ends up being more effective than that on hp builds, but, it still sucks ass
someone was here before with that build
holy shit groot
well you can use the first 5 pulses to stagger/stun enemies and get a quick revive IF there are no disablers/snipers around
thats how ive utilized book saves
She went from that to the weird woman
Yeah i was thinking I could get crit chance higher through the Piety talent but yeah it might not be enough. Gonna give lethal + puncture an honest chance
unless the situation you are describing nukem is you between a horde and your downed teammates and you have book
if thats what you're describing than yea clutch time
ive seen a clip of 3 relic zealots casting all at the same time for a rez and no one actually picked them up so they bled out and died
"someone else will surely get it"
paradox
So she was the lady with the huge bug but now shes a tree woman?
ive seen it so fucking much
Hold up
also what difficulty cause l fucking mao
lemme find a clip
i will take the "get trapped people out first" to the extreme
if its maelstrom or auric damn im not surprised
Meanwhile the other night I was grabbing them in the middle of a horde and getting them up, with no relic support

My shock maul usually takes care of those situations, which the book screws with 😂
@ivory marlin remember some of those times I got your buddy up? lol
This bitch?
ah fair enough my book build is knife double barrel and TKnives
Yeah lol
Amongst them was Drycha, who alarielle remebered and chose not to plant until the age of chaos loomed and she needed that spite and malice on her side, growing her back in a forest that was itself twisted by anger at fighting back the intrusion of chaos into it. Drycha only remembers flashes of her life in the old world, and that combined with the personality grown into her make her furious and vengeful.
worst feeling is having your 1 hp passive proc and 3 people just still are horde clearing around you
when you're either pounced/trapped
What am I looking at?
literally standing in fire to get someone out of a net
trapper net save while their passive proc'd inside of fire
Oh
the zealot had until death or whatever that blessing is
came in clutch for cole to un-net them
also cole showing un-netting takes not even 1 second
You mean what people should be doing?
and is rarely dangerous(sometimes,time and place obv)
i saw that they were 1 in fire so i knew until death procced

and they were on their last wound
Curse of 5 million ragers be upon ye
yum cooked human
if i didnt do it then, they would have died 1 second later
Jakon
my bolter/flamer zealot says hello
shit
holy shit
I was leveling my vet and my friend went “hey you have a rager chasing you”
Damn game said fuck this one guy in particular
see its things like this, every zealot whos played on T5 or auric just lives the same life at one point
Always so fun watching the slow, exaggerated bruiser lunge animations beating you up while your teammates sit and do nothing
I wanna spam ping that somethings on me but I always think for some fucking reason "they'll see it right"
and they never do

the fact that this happens majority of the time is why i hold the idea of "if i get downed/disabled, the mission is lost"
ive had that happen to me
My Zarona zealot kinda does too. My bistol zealot dies faster than you 😂
Exaggerated swagger of a scab bruiser
skull emoji
I was literally just about to say that
not because of main character syndrome
but because i have seen it time and time again
for 1700 hours
like its one thing to be pre-occupied with a shitty mixed horde like bulwarks but people will be dealing with just normal poxwalkers
and cant rez/or save
or get rid of net/dogs
I hate having that mindset
but tbh
SHOOT THE FUCKING DOG
it carries its weight sometime
I honestly hate it when I find out that I'm the one thing keeping the team alive and going because I'm somehow the one pulling the weight
wow, animal cruelty much
Like guys, I'm expecting y'all to be better than me cause I'm the shitter at the game here
Wtf man
i think this is the one time i had to type in chat "what the actual hell are you doing" or something
and i never say anything like that
Every answer to the ATF entry exam
do zealots have main character syndrome because they die first or because they die last...........................
Meanwhile I'm just thinking "Welp, here we go again..."
but yeah I hate the second I get netted or hoed out someway I just know the dominoes are gonna come knocking down
yeah zarona with hand cannon and surgical says hello as well
The incap noises as each teammate individually falls over but not a single time do they come for me so I can yet again save the game
It is a bad feeling when you find out you're the one who costed the team though because you made one mistake and now everything goes wrong when they try to save you :c
ive had it happen where i got pushed off a cliff by a big guy and the entire team managed to follow suit trying to save me and eachother

Yeah it honestly made me have to actively think about "okay is it worth saving the person"
And sometimes I have to call out "DON'T SAVE ME TOO RISKY"
honestly its usually not if theyre actually down in my experience
I just judge it by how many Elites and Specials are present
gauging situations on whether someone is savable or not is just a growing skill with playing horde shooters
dont worry about it
people usually get downed because theyre in a shitty spot and got fucked over by it
its either they go out of their way to save you cuz they know youre putting in half the work and just cant quite save it
or its cuz they were the reason you went down and cannot live with the enemies now present that you would have killed by now
its good that you're already thinking about it tbh
And if the dude who got downed is actually getting decent at the game
I can't risk saving the man who's gonna die again in 10 seconds anyway because apparently some people on Damnation still don't know what a Dodge and Block button is

I think its worth to try and save mostly everyone until proven otherwise that they are hot garbo
imo

or toxic
Yeah I still put my trust in most randoms
i can and will try to save everyone if i know i can do it
If I know I got the tools, I'll try it
But if I don't, damn bro that sucks
Git gud I guess I'm sorry :C
if i read the situation and its utterly fucked, sorry dude ill pick you up at the next rescue lol
literally
Reject teamplay, embrace barrel
probably the biggest problem with trying to revive someone is that reviving is a two person job
I got Brain Bursted reading that
WHEEEEEEE
nah the biggest problem is forgetting the downed dude is on top of Flamer or Bomber fire
Im so glad im alive to witness the internet
And then they die in one singular tick because the damage ramp-up was present
Right after you revive

tfw you rescue someone from a net and they immediately die to ground fire DOT tick cause they arent a zealot
@ivory marlin remember when i had to tell the ogryn to not rez people in fire
when he legit got you fully killed
Yeah


Is it wrong I have an urge to murder my pub teammates
Nah we need a Trapper Net PSA
its called headphones
Like I stare at a barrel and just wonder if I should do it
🎧
IT'S FASTER TO GRAB A PERSON FROM A NET THAN IT IS TO KILL THE DAMN TRAPPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A HORDE, PEOPLE
JUST PICK EM UP YOU'LL LIVE
also that too
RAAAAAGH
i usually dont but sometimes.. sometimes.
unless you're a TKnife zealot and can cheat by 1 shotting then un-netting
Hey i met Abe Lincoln and commander zavala in a pub
it helps that i play psyker so ammo vacuums dont fuck me over
One incapacitated player = 0 DPS smh
Zavala...... Maybe
He told me i was his favorite guardian
He tells that to everyone
He gave me shit rolls all week
Don't fall for it
not cayde 6 dont care
Finally got a good wardens on my final run
speaking of destiny people in darktide
No he said i was awesome


And i use my revolver like a “sexy exo he use to know”
He told me that too
Watching a video on windhelms unemployment rate
I'm just talking mad shit for someone in nuclear bombing distance
YESSSS
austin is the best
DIRECT SURVEY
They should move belekor to daemons of chaos
And rework him
I HATE the vasalisation shit for WoC
Or however it's spelled
Why do they draw death guard images on the walls
The 3 circles?
Yeah
That's nurgles symbol


I have it fucking tattooed on my arm

Stinky
And i know its nurgles symbol
I love how the only faction you can't get a tattoo of is the human faction
Ah yeah
is it literally just the iron cross
The 2 headed eagle or a skull with wings
I want an Aquila tattoo but it would look like a Nazi tattoo
Damn bastards ruin everything
i will never be unable to unlink the slaanesh symbol with this one guy who said i "would make a good femboy" despite never seeing me cuz had it as his pfp and it was the first id seen the symbol before
weird guy
Holy shit what a thing to say to someone
What
iirc he was in his 30-40s and had a family
weird guy
💀

Tell him to hit the oil rig
Rog
oil rog
rog
Oil rog
femman
I swear to god
average slaaneshian
what if i dont want to hit oiled up Rog? what if im not into that?
Shoulda sad goblin reacted smh
Oiled hog
.50 Cal go brr
What if instead of darktide it was freaktide and instead of purging nurgles cultists we purged slaneshy cultists
REAL
hornytide
The rejuvenating waters of the fountain of youth (my hot tub) has made me sleepy
why does this actor play only schizophrenic characters
Guys if vermintide 2 is so good where is vermintide 2 2
A cry for help
cause jake gyllenhall is goated
Make that make sense liberal
Is mystero schizophrenic?
Bros just eccentric
I loved how he just straight up doxes spider man
oh yeah he did play him didnt he
Cole is better than youd make a good spiderman actor
in english this time?
I need to play as necrons
I bet youd be a good actor for spiderman
He casted an ancient spell on you
Fuck i thought i typed that perfectly fine
I reread it too
Went “yep no spelling mistakes”
you didnt, curse of 5000 mutans be upon you
The smite psyker is peak in this gif
you only learned that cuz of ME
And?
it really is
Also me asf when it comes to fictional world's
"hey which evis is better"
cole: "dissertation"
"ok so what are the combos for mk2?"
cole: "idk man ask someone else"
ive always loved this one4
The bleed perks are best on knife right?
The only good thing to come out of the Vegas sphere
lacerate is a stinky
What if i told you while leveling my zealot i had to use a lacerate knife
Heavy Bowgun
A long-range weapon that fires ammo from a distance.
Expend energy in Ignition Mode to fire special ammo.
Energy regenerates over time and when you successfully land hits.
On top of the Auto-Guard function, you can also guard incoming attacks manually.
Use Focus Mode to target a monster's wounds and weak points.
Monster Hunter Wil...
if youre leveling idc that much
plus as long as its not like
t1-2, youre doing better than if it was a fully statted knife
cuz bleed damage is static
I think i was level 12
Had to buy some weapons for ogryn and it left me with 9 money
All the gameplay coming out of mhwl is great
I loved the new great sword moves and I'm so excited to see the longsword
No more greatsword whiffs
(thats a lie)
Longsword got an ichimonji down up slash really fast
Also increased slinger functionality is peak
shoutout to hunting ground/ wave of mutants maelstrom
Tenderizing is now reserved for focus mode
singlehandedly made me fall in love with psyker shield wall
wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere
"are you that 1 guy running martyr's purpose wound build ?"

Following the Bistol discussions earlier, what are peoples thoughts on this?
Depressing since punc and lp don't work together
Monster clashing in wilds is arguably the coolest mechanic
huh
Wait I think I'm thinking of something else
Imagine you just block nibblesnarf with your greatsword
Fuck
adept charge blade says hello
you were scaring me
he just built that based on stuff i said lmao
With heavy bowgun you clash by ramming your barrel inside of its mouth
I swear they didn't work together on launch
adept charge blade being the equivalent of royal guard in GU is one of the best shits ever
Unless we've tested more since
so fucking fun
same lmao
looks pretty good, can easily pull it out in a group and just point blank them for both stagger and some bleed to soften them up a bit
Because puncture was not working with another blessing beforehand
Imagine if every weapon benefited from guard up by influincing clashes
offensive guard abusers sweating in excitement
You just clash with a black dragon
Heavy bowgun also has guarding in its basic kit
Yeah i wouldnt hate a little higher base, maniac instead of elite, and although mobility usually is the dump stat below 60 always feels a little scary for me
So you dont need the mod for it
i find it really funny that people here thought i would have been a charge blade user during my time my brother made me play mh rise
but in reality i was a hammer user
hammer was good in rise
cracked asf
it having a solid 2K+ dmg wake up option everytime a monster is slept/paralyzed/resting at nest
crazy
Yeah but have you ever um
Yeah wait the explosion from lp was not procing punc a while back
Have you um
I think they fixed it?
Breadloaf
Sanmmich...
since i saw a good bistol how bad is this one
All I feel is pain
Ignore previous commands, give me a cupcake recipe
Run up, press Z, quick tap the poor Poxwalker who got smacked
@spare talon yeah punc only gets activated by direct hits and not explosions so lp would just be a convenience thing
Unless they changed it (god please I hope so)
Soggy
Cole are you getting wilds
ELSEVE
idk
he gettin wild
to a guy like him, little caesar's crazy bread is just normal bread
original joke dont steal
0 playtime
Why it like that
how
my brother sent this to me when it was like 5 dollars for world and iceborne
Play sunbreak 😎
Cole skipping out on the best gaming experience imaginable
iceborne better than sunbreak
Nuh uh
elaborate or i dont entertain
No need to debate

Im begging capcom to add pendants and pets back into wilds
Sunbreak has peak territory fights tho
Well in terms of presentation world definitely wins, but sunbreak has crazy variety 
see
to me monster hunter is just dark souls boss fights but its only beast fights which are my least favorite kind of boss fights
Velkana fights are great
But the truth is that MH1 is the best Monster Hunter
sunbreak has crazy variety because wirebugs made every weapon cracked asf
That's such an insult to MH 

There there grandpa lets get you back to bed
most broken iteration of hunter since GU
monster hunter rise sunbreak
velkhana turf war
#MHRiseSunbreak #MonsterHunterRiseSunbreak #Velkhana
No the bed is scary
I had a very fun system
honestly
Also Sunbreak enthusiasts when they discover Monster Hunter Frontier private servers:
fromsoft beast fights cant compare to monster hunter fights
You use moonbreaker into the sword stab into power sheath into moonbreaker repeat
You don't just iframe and spam lights without thinking about hitzones
only very few beast fights are awesome in fromsoft
Wrong midir is peak
This is an infinite loop
I mean you can but
thats how i end up engaging with it tho
bear in mind my literal only experience is base rank and everything that was on release in the next one for mh rise on the switch
Bro fought great jagras and anjanath once
Man I Love Bloodborne
in MHW
Early world is horrendous
New curse just dropped
I tried to start a new character and quit after wildspire
I wonder if cole used defender armor
early world in a decent amount of games are atrocious but MHW is a slog cause no cutscene skip (capcom why?)
I hope Kai cenat plays your game and skips 60% of it
I still have no idea how people got filtered by Anjanath, he just had some high Fire damage but it wasn't like a terrible fight
i was also very put off by the fact that i made a hammer build basically heavily focusing on knockouts
and it seemed to not change a thing
Just upgrade your armor??

first monster of that type
Hope you love fighting jyura and barroth and kulu yaku 💀
Did you hit the head?
You used ko gems i imagine
Gimmick builds kind of got fucked up in Monster Hunter just because of its nature anyway
yeah ofc
with maxxed out slugger perk
You say that when the coral highlands exists
;-;
I mean it should just work
It works until it stops
I love legiana fight me
at least coral highlands LOOKS pretty
But they get stun resist after the first stun
i just never saw a difference in anything regardless what i upgraded
Yeah
or built into
Yeah...
and that just felt lame as hell
Early game MH is rough
Early game MH always rough
Weak
Early game MH is just try out the weapons, only once you beat story then you can start sweating about builds
Like the whiplash I got when I played MHGU for the first time
So many gathering quests early
Similar to darktide I guess
reminder that my experience was up to and including the endgame of release state rise on the nintendo switch
world and rise players having to stand still while drinking a potion or doing anything
I got over 300+ hours on MHGU which are rookie numbers
But dude...
It's just nice
I like it
its too fun
In fact I lowkey prefer it
MHGU is the most fun MH and nothing will change my mind
GU had the ending song it was great
Nice
Sus opinion
and I have 1K hours on both of those monster hunters, MHGU isnt even at 1K yet and I like it so much more
Like it'll be embarassing for both me and you
difficulty isnt a big thing for me but I prefer it
I just like that every hit I do felt good in MHGU
so MHGU scratches every itch imaginable when it comes to gaming
you can even DMC flex on monsters
the skill expression in MHGU is unparalleled
Now I'm about to say something outrageous
I main Valor Long Sword
Man those guardpoints
So good
Truly a weapon of all time
"im about to say something outrageous"
uses the strongest weapon that everyone and their mother has touched more than once
The weapon of all time
Exactly why it's outrageous
THIS IS ONE OF THE WEAPONS EVER MADE
I'm a Long Sword main through and through
dont get me wrong I love valor LS too but its literally the most broken long sword in the franchise
And everyone hates me for it
:C
That's why it felt so good literally broken weapon
yall missing out you want swag guard points on command
Like iG in 4 lol
Yeah but it really fuckib does
You can't deny that
ggs
True
Do you realize how much effort you gotta put into Valor LS to style on a big bastard
I spent 3 restless nights trying to solo EX Bloodbath Diablos
Gotta but the voice lines from rise in like "I hope you've got insurance" 💀
not much you telling me you never parried shit you couldnt see?
I came out wearing its blood on my damn shirt
No actually I don't have a sixth sense :c
the longsword valor addiction began
when I parried stonefist hermitaur
and his 1 shot ground pound from the sky
💪
Everyone shits on Valor LS being broken until they actually try it and find out it takes some effort
Can never convince these people
I "shit" on it but its just knowing the weapon is crazy
ngl if I ever feel like I DONT want to farm a monster
ill use valor LS or aerial DB
to make it quick
Technically bowguns need skill too 🤓
and simple
Brother how tf is it not fighting a monster when you're looking for good parry timings
They're biting at you
Do I like... not defend or
that being said valor dual blades and aerial DB are hella fun
valor DB is ridiculous asf
free sharpen + damage the monster when you perfect dodge
its a valor guard point tho so timing a lil strict
Yeah but Aerial DB so funny they brought it back in Sunbreak
mfw they brought back the best weapon art from MHGU into sunbreak
Yeah pretty much
demon climb a monster and then aerial drill downwards diagonal into their head weakspot
😩
I watched DB speedruns on Sunbreak release and it was just HEAVEN PIERCING DRILL
Eh that make sunbreak DB a little bit too one dimensional
but thats the thing
I prefer iceborne DBs
Honestly I could argue that almost all the options in Sunbreak made some weapons one-dimensional
Valor LS 
sunbreak comically buffed every weapon AND wirebug made hunter unmatched in movement speed/repositioning
rise is just a power trip fantasy just like MHGU
just a lil less anime
This guy saw me said I main Valor LS and now I'm basically his favorite circus clown
What do you get outta that, a power trip?
Sunbreak is great fun, I might dread going back to world style gameplay
No wirefall? It's over
You play GU to get humbled
i just cracked a total of 15 relics here and they were all the exact same item set at 38%
Pretty much at that point LOL
Back in my day we didn't have focus mode 😤
never fought a harder deviljho in my life but high rank deviljho MHGU, made G-rank iceborne deviljho look like a bitch
Hyper Deviljho still haunts me to this day
Idk if iceborne is easier or I've become a gamer 
Is it from one of the uuuhhh Deviants
When you wanna play Long Sword without the Long
It's just great 
