zealot-class

[ornate bone]

Dont you have to beat it once to unlock bell

[spare talon]

i have the bell tho

[hard nexus]

yeah

[ornate bone]

oh it works like that, i leave

[spare talon]

we can just leave

[crude lake]

I thought twins were limited time?

[north sedge]

So a professional cowboy now

[spare talon]

IM DOGSHIT AT THE GAME!!!

[north sedge]

You can fight twins whenever

[spare talon]

ive gotten like 2 kills across like 6 games

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hunt-gif-9253980865539782627

[spare talon]

one was by stealing a kill from meow

and the other was a lucky dynamite

[ripe quest]

knife

[north sedge]

The best kind of dynamite

[ornate bone]

Big update soon

5th august or wahtever...

[north sedge]

15th

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

I WORKED AT Mcdonadls you bastarde

MAKE IT STOP

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dislike-gif-15920551281921649843

[royal vortex]

me and turtles now have something in common

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-banned-gif-18805774

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/flail-on-back-tortoise-turtle-stuck-gif-16370476

[royal vortex]

how did you figure it out

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/calculation-math-hangover-allen-zach-galifianakis-gif-6219070

[rocky marsh]

me in zealot chat counting prisoners

[rocky marsh]

without the caption this could be a peak 2008 steam profile pic
with the caption its a peak 2012 facebook funny post

[placid fiber]

50 50, on how correct this is

[north sedge]

I mean, it's just from the game

[ornate bone]

@spare talon u a real one on G

[spare talon]

np

[rocky marsh]

can't you humour me dough

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-coronet-hotfuzz-hot-fuzz-gif-8102588

[spare talon]

oh yeah
dough

[indigo harbor]

What is a good roll for the crusher?

[spare talon]

audio directioning in hunt
sucks fucking ass for anything that isnt directly next to you

[placid fiber]

Who are you and what have you done with Cole?!

[north sedge]

Something is wrong on your end then

[ornate bone]

Hunt audio is pretty good imo

idk if youve played tarkov

[visual stream]

That's not Cole, That's not playing darktide

[placid fiber]

Tru

[ornate bone]

tarkov audio is so fucking ass

[placid fiber]

Cole doesn't exist anymore

[spare talon]

crusher just needs skullcrusher, blessing pool is 4 so its easy to get, all the others are impact blessings and the only one thats strictly worse is thunderstrike, so hammerblow and trauma are what you want there

for perks it doesnt have any real breakpoints on anything, so you can just have 2 of the armor types you wanna kill faster

[placid fiber]

Good thing Cole isn't here, that means we can talk bad about him behind his back.

[spare talon]

god i fuckin hate that guy
he yaps so fuckin much

[placid fiber]

Me? :3

[spare talon]

like GOD we GET IT DUDE

[spare talon]

no the cole guy youre talking about

[placid fiber]

[merry flume]

this gun is fucking funny

[spare talon]

i set this as my name while me and meow were playing hunt in vc cuz people kept joining and going "hey yall got room for another" and we're literally not even playing darktide

[spare talon]

maybe

its been hard to tell where a sound is coming from if its not directly to my left or right if its from a distance

like itd be pretty important to know if that gunshot was in front or behind me but i just cant tell

[placid fiber]

Oh shit he's back

[north sedge]

Check audio settings, because that's not correct

[placid fiber]

[indigo harbor]

Haven't rolled skullcrusher unfortunatly, rolled level four trama and hammerblow

[hushed knoll]

I LOVE THE TRAIN ITS SO EASY

WTF

[spare talon]

hammerblow is just slightly better, but theyre close enough that you wont notice it realistically

but the reason why skullcrusher is so important is cuz it is its only way of increasing damage

and it works REALLY well on the crusher

cuz every time you stagger an enemy, which is on almost every hit, you apply skullcrusher, which can stack twice

[fleet zealot]

crusher has a small blessing pool as well

[north sedge]

You've been nonstop hating on it for like two days

[fleet zealot]

so you can get skullcrusher easily

[hushed knoll]

I LOVE IT NOW

[fleet zealot]

it won't be a big investment

[spare talon]

and you get the listed damage bonus when you hit something that is in a stagger animation

[hushed knoll]

I AM GOING TO KISS IT

[spare talon]

which is very easy with the crusher

with t4, that means you can reliably deal 80% more damage on most things on subsequent hits

[north sedge]

And what changed exactly? Did you get wayanged?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/skopos-d4c-love-train-jojo-love-train-gif-25106685

D4C LOVE TRAIN

[spare talon]

i never finished reading this part

[fleet zealot]

probably the best part hands down

[spare talon]

i read part 6 and was barely hanging on but i was able to keep a grip the whole way through

[fleet zealot]

can't wait till it's animated

[spare talon]

but part 7 just lost me

so im waiting for the anime part for it so i can have it in a more comprehensible form

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

fair enough

[hushed knoll]

No it’s just like

Way easier

[fleet zealot]

you'll have to wait a while tho

[hushed knoll]

Than I thought

Even the subway

[fleet zealot]

horses are a pain for animators

[hushed knoll]

I used the app

[fleet zealot]

like, massive pain, and SBR is like all horses

[hushed knoll]

You can now tap a credit card for fares

It’s so easy

[north sedge]

Yea, it's incredibley easy

[hushed knoll]

I’ve lived an hour away from the Big Apple for most of my life and I never appreciated that you can get to the heart of manhattan in an hour in comfort and no stress

[north sedge]

You've been missing out

[polar nexus]

how very European of you

[hushed knoll]

Keet :Adam

I am a European you know

[north sedge]

Stan has been complaining about having to take a train for like 2 days

[polar nexus]

Stan

[hushed knoll]

Imagine being able to not have to worry about the stress of rush hour traffic

Omg

I love this

[polar nexus]

imagine not having to drive your car

[spare talon]

trains are evil
they encroach upon my right to have a 40 minute commute to work while paying 30 dollars in gas to do so
like the founding fathers intended

[hushed knoll]

I mean I still dislike being beholden to public transport schedules

I wanna get in my crap and go

Car this

Car

[polar nexus]

not very German

i thought you liked trains and schedules

[hushed knoll]

The deutsche Bahn is always late

So much so it’s a German meme

[polar nexus]

oh that explains a short i have seen on yt then

[hushed knoll]

Keet I hate asking this because you’ll think I’m asking cuz ur French

But do you like wine

[polar nexus]

Yeah

[hushed knoll]

What’s your fave

[polar nexus]

Vin Jaune

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_jaune

[hushed knoll]

Hmmm

Wow that looks expensive

Is it sweet

[polar nexus]

it's not sweet

[hushed knoll]

I’ve been looking to expand my wine pallet

Like trying to like more dry wines

I do the suck inhale taste method

And evilly swirl like a villain

[north sedge]

certainly, driving in NYC is famously expedient

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wine-wine-time-peepo-wine-peepo-wink-gif-25660621

[north sedge]

(Fuck driving, especially in a city)

[polar nexus]

that's very good

[hushed knoll]

Dude I spent 2 hours in tri-state traffic coming home yesterday

Onnexticate sucks ass

OxyContin

Oh my God

Connecticut

[polar nexus]

people forgot to inhale all the time

[hushed knoll]

When I inhale all I smell is alcohol tho

How do I train my brain

Like after I swirl the glass

[ornate bone]

Whats the best map for ''Shocking stuff'' i actually cannot get this done lol

[hushed knoll]

Also I’m confused as to how much wine you’re supposed to put in your mouth with each sip

[spare talon]

any
ideally on a high intensity map when a horde spawns

chuck a stun in the middle
flamer them

[fleet zealot]

any map, hi-int helps

teammates are most important so they don't kill everything before you can

[spare talon]

So if you do it in a pub game
Ask them at the start if they can not kill hordes so you can do it

[ornate bone]

Ok i did it

[fleet zealot]

yea, I did it in pub before the talent update (stun nades were their default untalented form) and i just asked pubs

took a few but I got it

[ornate bone]

All hard penances done

[placid fiber]

@hushed knoll Hai Stan!

[ornate bone]

@spare talon Thanks alot again btw

[spare talon]

np
i actually fucked up during that as you probably saw lmao

[placid fiber]

@spare talon So have you heard about that "not playing darktide" guy? I hear he's a real scrub

[spare talon]

though that was the first bit of darktide id played today

[placid fiber]

[ornate bone]

Yeah but clutch leave

[spare talon]

true fuck that guy

hate him

[spare talon]

yeah i have a mod that has a command to just force a reconnect
i dont like using it cuz its cringe most of the time, but in cases like that ill use it
still feels scummy to use tho

[placid fiber]

Geeze... need to get something off ur chest?

[spare talon]

cant remember the last time i used it in a public game tho so

[placid fiber]

It's a lot to hate the guy...

Anyway all jokes aside I am off to cook something that's hard to fuck up: Rice

I added oil to the catfish, which was a bad idea x.x

[hushed agate]

Cole are you playing darktide still

[spare talon]

not rn

[hushed agate]

Shucks

[spare talon]

why

[placid fiber]

Are you at least enjoying a nice steak covered in buffalo sauce?

[spare talon]

no im making pizza rolls

[placid fiber]

That's even better

[hushed agate]

Oh discord was bugging out for a second your name was NOT PLAYING DARKTIDE

[spare talon]

it was like an hour ago

[placid fiber]

It was peak comedy hour then

[hushed agate]

Mobile moment

[spare talon]

.

[placid fiber]

^

[spare talon]

me and meow were playing hunt then

and people just kept joining

the vc

[nimble fiber]

how dare they

[spare talon]

but after i said that

[ripe quest]

it happens sometimes

the way the word turns or smth

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194772750957674497/809207369824337930/cool_chicken.gif

[nimble fiber]

me to ice when he doesn't wanna hydrate

[placid fiber]

Peak cole moment

[ripe quest]

@spare talon is

yeag

[hushed agate]

Like how your username says DARKRITDKE DGAMER but when i click on your profile its says something else

[ripe quest]

I don't believe you, I'm immune to any and all discord bugs

[hushed agate]

You got me i was lying

Sorry

[placid fiber]

So what are your thoughts on rice, then?

Just askin... u know... for a friend...

[foggy spoke]

omg its real

[spare talon]

rice is okay
but im also weird

and eat it with a large amount of salt

and nothing else

[placid fiber]

Sounds good, tbh

Then again... I'm also weird lol

[hushed agate]

Why not just eat ramen at that point

The broth tends to have a lot of salt in it

[ripe quest]

it got censored so I took a picture instead

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-typing-dame-dane-guy-shut-up-gif-4769661357126648137

[foggy spoke]

either of these roles okay?

[placid fiber]

it said the s word!

[foggy spoke]

mk12 chain axe forgot to specify

[hushed agate]

Bad pen rip

[placid fiber]

sec, I mean

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/next-time-dont-eat-a-salad-scout-tf2-troll-face-tf2-tf2memes-gif-24397272

[spare talon]

the first one is definitely better
but pen being low sucks
though im not a chaxer so idk by how much

[foggy spoke]

look i got thrust so my luck might be gone for the next 5 years ngl

[ripe quest]

The left one is better. Ideally you don't have pen as a dump stat.

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-ggogle-were-the-store-at-gif-24240025

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1262944743130664990/attachment.gif

[foggy spoke]

just got this on mk4

this any better?

[hushed agate]

Mobility and defense are your dump stats

[spare talon]

@south folio its the thing

[placid fiber]

Sleep is illegal in at least 24 countries!

Wait...

[ripe quest]

yeah that's a better roll than a pen dump, not perfect though

[ripe quest]

the song reeks of touhou

[placid fiber]

It kinda does...

like I would be 95% sure it was a touhou song lol

[spare talon]

would be the first thing touhou has done right
cuz this lil jig is cool

[nimble fiber]

its weirdly calming

[foggy spoke]

sry for asking again but what was the other blessing for chain axe u recommended thrust and smth else i forgot

[spare talon]

for the 12 right?

[placid fiber]

it was slaughterer or headtaker and thrust for the mk 12 and headtaker + slaughterer for the mk 4

[spare talon]

yeah that

[south folio]

99999999999999999999999898

[foggy spoke]

ah oki im assuming thats cos mk4 has sweeping heavy's right?

[placid fiber]

Thank Bandit for that, I remembered what they said

[spare talon]

the mk12 just makes better use of thrust cuz of its heavy attack being a higher damage overhead

p sure it can one shot crushers that way

[north sedge]

both can

12 just does it a little easier

4 requires like 1.5 buffs up or something

[placid fiber]

I might be stupid, but, I am smart enough to listen to the people who know the info better than me lol

[ripe quest]

XII 1 shots Crushers raw with only Thrust last I checked. Both Chaxe' hit the 1 shot easily.

[foggy spoke]

ok im gonna do some more games with mk4 cos im enjoying the couple games ive used it

[placid fiber]

I hath done it! I have created rice!

[spare talon]

from thin air? thats crazy

[placid fiber]

[placid fiber]

My 1 and only talent, because both of us know gaming ain't it >_>'

[foggy spoke]

well done 👍

oh completely forgot to ask im likely zarona rn what stats/blessing work best on it

[spare talon]

surgical handcannon for blessings
flak/maniac/carapace for perks

[foggy spoke]

kk ty

[placid fiber]

I'm watching this guy's playthrough of the dead space remake, from a year ago(their youtube upload), and I forgot that one of the guys ig cut off his own arms so he wouldn't become a necromorph >.>

All I could think was "what a fucking chad"

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EyPUsO4LAY

[placid fiber]

So how does it feel to be "un-stanified"?

[fleet zealot]

freedom

[placid fiber]

For at least another maybe 12 hours, right? lol

[spare talon]

your freedom is waning, nambift

[fleet zealot]

BBL drizzy

[placid fiber]

What is this, high school/college? That's what those names sound like they would be from lol

Then again, still kinda funny

[pale spindle]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ca461da-16ee-4c89-b61c-1e54ec2fd5e2/book-is-trash-stop-fcking-using-it

[spare talon]

ok this build is more based than most book builds

oh this is yours
yeah that explains it

[pale spindle]

what

[obsidian prairie]

Knives and Piety+FotF

Pretty good

[spare talon]

hard to find something this actually usable from a random gameslantern build

[obsidian prairie]

I am stupid

[spare talon]

crit chance on the knife isnt really needed tho

could always have more damage there instead

[pale spindle]

i wanted to use tac axe, but tac axe really suffers at killing cara without fury and momentum 😔

[pale spindle]

the crit is just for cooldown

remember this is a trash build

[spare talon]

esp since you have a reliable 60% crit chance

[spare talon]

nah this build is better than most on gameslantern

genuinely

[pale spindle]

this is a "serious" build I did: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9c1145ac-bd8c-46ae-965c-4aa85ce1ebb4/carpal-tunnel-zealot?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[spare talon]

book is the last ability id use on knife
but knife is also the one who can drop the cooldown of it the most

so you take what you can get

[pale spindle]

tac axe is good too

ever since the patch

[spare talon]

ive not given it a shot

[pale spindle]

it was buffed

[spare talon]

to me it tries to be doing too many things at once, but not well enough to be worth using for any of those things

[pale spindle]

yeah but none of that matters anymore if you just light click spam

lit most braindead weapon on the planet now

try out that Carpal Tunnel Build and you will see what I mean

there are not "combos"

lit just spam light attack

[spare talon]

im more of a piety gamer so id probably tweak it to lean on that

[delicate shadow]

chorus gets good mileage out of the backstab cd so that opens up weapon options

[spare talon]

yeah but for the maximum benefit, knife ends up winning cuz of both the crit cdr and the mobility to reliably proc the backstabs

if you literally want to go in spamming book

[delicate shadow]

I find I get backstabs really often with crusher tbh

or anything that just knocks shit around

[spare talon]

this is probably what id do

im just a piety addict tho so

[delicate shadow]

busted but also likely boring for the zealot who is just pumping a relic for half the game instead of playing

[pale spindle]

crit isn't as good as momentum trust me

u already have enough crit with shred

[spare talon]

id also be sacrificing twbs for that though

[pale spindle]

also, wrath got nerfed no reason to take it anymore

[spare talon]

what

where is the nerf

thats how its always read

[south folio]

well, moreso that players got their baseline buffed

[pale spindle]

it used to give you stam

[south folio]

and the reason was because people found ranged hitstun on sprint annoying

that's not an affect of TWBS?

you always got stam from being hit

as long as you're below 50% stamina

[spare talon]

its the stun immunity that i want

[pale spindle]

yes

[south folio]

this is a baseline effect that all classes have

if you get hit, you gain 1 stamina bar as long as you're below 50% stamina

[pale spindle]

sorry thats what I meant

[spare talon]

i personally still preform much better with it

[pale spindle]

yeah but I dont know if 2 nodes is worth it anymore

[spare talon]

the moment i make a slight mistake and a resulting stagger from that mistake is when itll spiral into a much bigger mistake

i still take until death cuz the only thing that isnt a disabler that gets me is if i just spectacularly fuck up an overhead dodge

which considering thats the only raw damage that still ends up taking me out, id rather keep that

always fun when the mauler clips your hitbox when you couldnt see or hear them behind the wall of 4 grunting crushers

[delicate shadow]

yeah like small bursts and you're pretty much on par with VoC spam

CDR in general needs nerfing but it's kinda funny that zealot copped it while vet hasn't

[polar nexus]

it was not buffed. Mk7 had its light somewhat fixed, and crit cdr is more suited to taxes and knives now than before

[ripe quest]

Quite simply because Vet has residue problems that are probably still being worked on.

[spare talon]

oh yeah
the thing that id miss with taxe is that its trying to play like a knife but without the movement speed/repositioning to back it up

[polar nexus]

also, false

[ripe quest]

Zealot is nice a squeaky clean 🙂

[polar nexus]

light attacks is only for carapace / unyielding

for evething else you want pa + h1 loop

[spare talon]

cuz yeah ik knife being "ooga go fast" is just quality of life in most situations
but in actual fights it allows you to much more reliably be in the right place at the right time which is an aspect about the knife that i highly value

[south folio]

they're degenerate interactions in general that gutted

i severely doubt that they were specifically thinking of solo players

it's something that people have been complaining about in general

the majority of zealot melees is still fine into carapace
anti-armour ranged still exist

the fact that anti-armour ranged is a niche should be the norm

[ripe quest]

there's a chance that some Fatshark devs don't even know solo players exist.

[south folio]

there is grimalackt tbf

[ripe quest]

with the whole, y'know, lack of official support for soloing

[south folio]

not sure if he's still playtesting

[ripe quest]

no I should be able to run any combo of weapon and not be punished because of an ult that carries my build

[spare talon]

yeah but a lot of the cool ones arent
let me fucking explode a crushers head with a parry

[ripe quest]

it's quite simple

[polar nexus]

it was supposed to come in december 2022 lmao

[south folio]

tfw when the harder difficulties are harder and limit build variety if you want an easier time

[fossil crag]

What were the nerfs/where can i find them (but i do hate that they remove cleave cd crit but it was op)

[delicate shadow]

ngl I haven't felt build diversity get hurt at all outside like, dclaw+laspistol not being able to melt carapace...which is just 1 build

[south folio]

we do have elite spam

i don't even think console limitations is the thing because they raised elite/special counts with patch 13

[fleet zealot]

amen brother i should have my playstyle of only using ranged weapons catered to by fatshark personally

[fleet zealot]

dclaw and heavy sword basically

[delicate shadow]

even hsword I haven't been bothered

[fleet zealot]

dclaw hurt a bit harder

[south folio]

they raised enemy count instead of making individual enemies stronger and that's what we're dealing with right now

and it's difficult to have "neat" interactions with enemies that spawn in high numbers

[uneven horizon]

why i can't not 1 shoot crusher??

[south folio]

the game starts to break down when you have double digit elites in play all the time

[fleet zealot]

with what

[delicate shadow]

dclaw is the only one I feel like it really struggles if you don't have an anti-cara ranged but the rest can handle cara fine it's just a bit of a slog

[polar nexus]

why can't plasma do the objectives while i am driking my coffee?

[uneven horizon]

whatever gun is my fave :)

[ripe quest]

A big thing is that the ult still gives rending for melee weapons, so as long as you have a big hit somewhere you can chunk Crushers.

[delicate shadow]

or you can just run rashad and be god because that hasn't seen any nerfs for some reason

[ripe quest]

I am still baffled that Chainsword has lasted in its current state for as long as it has

[fleet zealot]

the deadly pool noodle

[ripe quest]

like, it got a nerf to L1 and that's it

[delicate shadow]

because everyone is chaxing and eviscerating instead

[fleet zealot]

A) most people suck at the game and chsword punishes you for not knowing the basics

[polar nexus]

chainsword sooo good lol

[spare talon]

ik im a dclaw fanboy but it does really suck cuz it was just only a decent weapon at the end of the day beforehand, it wasnt amazing like some others, cuz now its not even a "yeah you can use it against armor every now and again to deal a decent chunk of damage", now its just "oh theres an armored guy, time to pull out your gun cuz my melee is going to take 1 minute to kill this guy"

[delicate shadow]

tbh I think FS is just kinda struggling with the workload because of just how many balance changes need to be made

[fleet zealot]

and B) while chainsword is the best chaff clearer and can also be used for everything

this was never true

and still isn't

DT is the biggest team

[delicate shadow]

while still needing to do shit like itemization and other projects

[fleet zealot]

now the port part is true

ps5 port is def taking a lot of resources away

[polar nexus]

one girl i play with main chaxe + hacker, she's literaly doom girl

[delicate shadow]

based

[sterile basalt]

Ya DT is main team but the ps5 port is prob draining a lot of resources

Also they’re just slow

[fleet zealot]

but the new title just had concept artists moved to it and new UE5 devs hired for, so rumormongers blew it out of proportion

[sterile basalt]

In terms of FS pacing that’s like pre-development stage lol

[fleet zealot]

DT is the biggest team, then vt2, once vt2 is finally put on life support, most of the vt2 team should go to DT

[fleet zealot]

didn't stop reddit from panicking

chaxe 4 is good, bit slow horde clear but

it's main issue is it's clunky/unintuitive, I don't blame anyone for not liking it/not finding it good

i don't think slaught+Ht is a massive investment

and it does a lot of things

[sterile basalt]

I wish it had smth like a L0 horizontal sweep if u combo from H1, similar to the pickaxes

[fleet zealot]

see mk12 is way easier

[polar nexus]

what jank?

[fleet zealot]

but

[hard nexus]

didnt u stop using the term L0

[fleet zealot]

mk12 chaxe and mk15 evi don't have reliable group stagger unlike their older counterparts (mk4 and mk2 respectively)

[sterile basalt]

I stopped using L0 for special activated attacks

[polar nexus]

horde is spam heavies, single target is spam lights, big single target is rev

[sterile basalt]

I still use L0 / H0 for specific combo triggered attacks

[hard nexus]

ah

[sterile basalt]

For sure

Literally only reason I play ogryn now

[fleet zealot]

pretty much, if you go thrust big single target rev becomes more enticing but light spam is better with slaught HT (and you don't need stagger)

[pale spindle]

no

[hard nexus]

erm pswords are so well designed wdym

[pale spindle]

[fleet zealot]

especially vs chaos spawns

who love to wiggle around and break your rev'd H1

ALSO

weave in PA in your horde clear or when elites are mixed in

the punishment nerf hurt the spamming heavy strat, but you can still bully ragers and maulers

[polar nexus]

yeah true, but outside of thammer i am not a fan of thrust....

[sterile basalt]

I’m still a bit baffled by the fact that Chainaxe mk4 cannot stagger Dreg ragers out of atk combo with heavy & push atk

[fleet zealot]

mk12 does thrust better

mk4 is a bad angle, from the lower right

[fleet zealot]

used to

with punishment

but that made the game stupidly easy

mk12 with thrust can oneshot crushers reliably thunderhammers can't do that

[polar nexus]

i have hundred of hours using taxe in Auric / Mael. I am pretty confident about how to use them.

[fleet zealot]

thrust achlys caxe

where is lacerate

[sterile basalt]

I think thrust is only worth if there’s a major breakpoint that only thrust can hit tbh

[fleet zealot]

where is our korean meta investigator

[polar nexus]

you can still do pa + h1 with it

and his comment was about all taxes

[sterile basalt]

I just want:
Plasma uncharged cleave nerf
Uncanny nerf
BM target cap nerf
Combat axe cleave buff

[fossil crag]

👀

[polar nexus]

i wish the kant laspitol was like a mini helbore, with a charging ads

i have no idea whis this weapon exists rn

[sterile basalt]

What it rly needs is to not take 4 headshots to kill a flamer

[polar nexus]

that's awful lol

[sterile basalt]

That maniac ttk completely kills this gun for me

[polar nexus]

because they're good with flak?

also, helbores have bad maniac ttk iirc

[sterile basalt]

Low maniac Adm but all 3 helbore lasguns can 1 tap flamers on headshot (mk2 needs Crit headshot)

Bayonet stab also 1 taps

Helbore’s problem is rly just

Draw speed + no sights

[polar nexus]

i use crosshair remap for the second part

also, when you're a boltgun user, every draw speed feels fast enough

[hard nexus]

which hellbore should i try out

[sterile basalt]

I checked and revolver’s draw-to-fire time is ~0.23s

[polar nexus]

i like one

[hard nexus]

well

the two smart people said different things

[sterile basalt]

Plasma is ~0.87s

[hard nexus]

time to explode

[hard nexus]

plasma has no business being that fast

[sterile basalt]

Start with 2 imo

[hard nexus]

alright

[polar nexus]

2 is probably the one with the better feeling

[sterile basalt]

0.87s is not that fast

[hard nexus]

i have a couple decent ones but they r very old

[sterile basalt]

It’s mainly the pre-fire delay

[hard nexus]

yah

still

it’s a big ass plasma gun

[sterile basalt]

WS throws me off because it makes it shoot faster than I’m used to

Makes me think I had full auto toggled on for plasma when I in fact did not

[hard nexus]

what if weapon specialist applied to helbore melee

[sterile basalt]

Too bad it’s coded differently

[hard nexus]

2 is the fastest right

my only experience with helbores was before the class overall

is that with shock troop

and survivalist

fair

surgical is good on the 3 cuz the charge time right

what’re the blessings for the 3

[storm elm]

Ignoring the blessing and perk, how does this look stats-wise?

[hard nexus]

surgical onslaught?

[hard nexus]

solid stats

[hard nexus]

low cleave but should be workable

[hard nexus]

did u just make that

[storm elm]

Alrighty

[polar nexus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heFylj4MGpY

no respite on mk2 works too iirc

[hard nexus]

for some reason i cannot change the resolution in jedi survivor to my resolution

[polar nexus]

onslaught is now weight of fire

[hard nexus]

got it

yay

!

[still quartz]

I prefer Helbore 3

[fleet zealot]

mk3 is the big chunker

[still quartz]

Yes

The Charge Speed also lets me stack Surgical easier because I inadvertently end up spending more time scoped

Usually, not a good idea

But I don't play Auric Maelstrom for a living

So it don't matter to me

[spare talon]

the handling speed for equipping the gun should just flat out be faster

for all of them

[spiral anvil]

The moment the helbore exploit was patched out the number of helbore users dropped to zero

[obsidian prairie]

What exploit, the bayonet schenanigans?

[rocky marsh]

Elaborate

[stable cypress]

lombsplotter giving power bonus to bayonet without going on cd when using it

[spiral anvil]

Bayonet limbsplitter brrr

[obsidian prairie]

Also Brutal Momentum

[spiral anvil]

Yea lmao

Stab stab stab

Alr gone though

[obsidian prairie]

4 hits at first target values with +60% power

Cause fuck you

and all 3 of your rager friends

[zinc talon]

oi all of you

[stable cypress]

I almost hope they get rid of knives inheriting blessings, just take everything cool away from zealot so we're just stuck with tankiness

[zinc talon]

don't ask don't argue just check your vendors every hour

every fyuken hour

I have picked up 14 pieces of gear in the last 24 hours

[spiral anvil]

On that crafting update grind

[zinc talon]

ug

[stable cypress]

that knife does make me go ug

[zinc talon]

this

is the same list

[rocky marsh]

what limb splittter do

i don't get it so its just making the bayo very strong?
But wouldn't an actual melee be better??

[polar nexus]

you know what bothers me the most? the time spending reloading on a revolver or a ciag

it should be faster ffs

[fleet zealot]

60% power on next melee attack, but it goes on cooldown and the cooldown will refresh if you attack again (iirc cd is 6-3.5 seconds based on tiers 1-4)

[zinc talon]

the time should vary as you're freeloading rounds

and you should lose rounds if you're hit

[fleet zealot]

What made it busted on helbores is that it didn’t trigger the cooldown so every swing had increased power

[stable cypress]

mk1/2 bayos also have p high numbers to begin with

[polar nexus]

non twbs users in shambles

[south folio]

ciag intentionally has the same-ish mag size as graia but faster fire rate
and revolver is also similarly balanced by ammo and reload

and those two things probably don't need any more help

[polar nexus]

it grates me less on graia

[rocky marsh]

wouldnt that mean at some point you could 1 tap bosses

[polar nexus]

maybe because everything on the ciag feels snappier except that reloading time

[south folio]

yeah, cuz graia and agri have roughly equivalent base damage per mag compared to columnus which intentionally has less

so, you'll spend less time shooting on ciag relative to the other iags and more time reloading

it's tradeoffs

if you want iags where you get to shoot more often, the other two do exist

[rocky marsh]

where grenade gauntlet buff

[spiral anvil]

But the burst is everything in high intensity situations

GG already got buffed

It didn't even one shot gunners before

[polar nexus]

and then nerfed

[rocky marsh]

@spiral anvil could you?

[polar nexus]

cannot proce ba with melee now

[spiral anvil]

What you mean oneshot

Do you know what limbsplitter js

On axe blessing

[rocky marsh]

the way bandit say it is like it stacks infinitely

[spiral anvil]

No

[stable cypress]

no it just didn't go on CD

[rocky marsh]

Oh

[pale spindle]

wait I am still confused, did they remove the ranged stun application on Thy wrath?

[rocky marsh]

how hard does it hit

[slender sigil]

can i get speed load on this to compensate the bad base reload speed?

[spiral anvil]

60% harder

[south folio]

it's still therre

[polar nexus]

true true, maybe dumdum + speedload is what i need

[rocky marsh]

as in BPs
How many hit to kill gunner, how manyt hit to kill crusher

[south folio]

go into the psykh, strip your toughness, and take some ranged hitd to experience it for yourself

[spiral anvil]

You can oneshot bruiser with brumo

[fleet zealot]

Prob not that, it’s just 60% power

[spare talon]

you literally have both barrels

[pale spindle]

but it only works when you are out of toughness correct?

[spare talon]

which is 70% reload speed

[south folio]

the only thing they specifically removed from players baseline was ranged hitstun while sprinting AND with toughness

[spiral anvil]

Both barrels is all you need

[fleet zealot]

What the base reload isn’t even that bad

[spiral anvil]

The reload is bugged though**

[rocky marsh]

oh.
That doesn't sound super fantastic ngl
the bayonet has no cleave right

[fleet zealot]

Ive just been too lazy to grab flechette and manstopper for a new gun before the update drops

[spiral anvil]

There's an extra stage after the rounds go in

So everytime you swap back to DBS it needs to cock up

Shitty design

[fleet zealot]

Yee just go scatter manstopper on zealot

The reload speed is not so terrible and it’s not like you can’t juggle

[polar nexus]

i didn't remember it was condition 1 and condition 2. Does it mean stationnary + full toughness is fucked too?

[south folio]

you never got hitstunned when walking/standing and with toughness

you only ever got ranged hitstun if you had no toughness or had toughness but was sprinting

[polar nexus]

thx for the clarification

[south folio]

it's one of the things that i wish was explicitly stated in the tutorial so that the playerbase wouldn't hate it as much

and knew that it was only while sprinting that you got hitstunned if you had toughness

[pale spindle]

so you are saying that now the condition to get hitstunned by range is only to get hit while you have no toughness?

[south folio]

ye

you'll still get pushed back by reapers and whatnot but no more of that stun that interrupts your actions as long as you've got toughness

run around like a monkey on vet psword and swiping ranged enemies down without a care for the world because you can just spam sprint slides forward on any class

*reapers pending

[spare talon]

they should just get rid of dodging
it renders enemy attacks so pointless

[polar nexus]

i miss yanna

[spare talon]

like whats the point of them attacking if it doesnt hit??

[south folio]

i do think that slide spam is mildly wonky and could use some toning down by some way

i'd just make it cost a half bar or something

but that's for a world where stamina actually matters

[fleet zealot]

Yea

I think sliding should be more limited not removed

Make it a tool and not THE tool

[obsidian prairie]

Damnation QP

I live in hell

[ripe quest]

I'm surprised that it doesn't take up dodges

[obsidian prairie]

(We wiped)

[rocky marsh]

tbf thats only because the players are min maxxing stamina and slide speed

[south folio]

and 10k dockets each time you slid to repair your pants

[spare talon]

just like the god emperor intended

[south folio]

suicide is cool

[ripe quest]

finally, GW can approve this to allow naked rejects

[south folio]

your asscheeks progressively show through with each slide

this is the immersion that gamers truly want

[south folio]

mods have gone too far

[spare talon]

the fact that this mod doesnt increase your damage to a one shot is frankly unplayable

[polar nexus]

so sad to see 188hp

[south folio]

when are they adding the thunderhammer blessing that lets you hit your psyker teammates

[ripe quest]

dude imagine that it just launches them violently in the hit direction if it doesn't kill them and you can cannon-ball someone into a bunch of enemies

[south folio]

cannon + puts them into perils of the warp

my god

three 5-wound psykers with a thammer zealot

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[polar nexus]

god it takes so long to kill it

[south folio]

when are they letting me kill exhillious

[cursive tundra]

Damn ancient shit

[ripe quest]

arco...

1. that's rude you are stinky baby
2. you couldn't.

[south folio]

i'll take this as a compliment

[fleet zealot]

Ferret posting

[obsidian prairie]

Fucking good enough (vet)

[zinc talon]

That sword has a 0% chainsaw stat category

Meme tier garbage weapon

[spare talon]

The one with bloodletter?

[rocky marsh]

fuck man.

[obsidian prairie]

Cry

[polar nexus]

but what about those breakpoints around 200+ hp and 162 tg? 😦

[obsidian prairie]

What BP's

[gilded lintel]

What are the blessings for a revolver for zealot?

[spare talon]

what kind of revolver

[gilded lintel]

The precision one

[spare talon]

surgical/handcannon

[gilded lintel]

thanks

[polar nexus]

#veteran-class message

i don't remember exactly the one around 160 tg. I know one sniper shot without any resist is 175 dmg

[spiral anvil]

Is that true? I know one resist drops it down to 97.5 or smth similar

So it should be around 122.5 sniper damage

[spare talon]

also iron will literally is in the game

[spiral anvil]

On psyker

[spare talon]

i thought we were talking about vet

[spiral anvil]

Yea I meant on psyker who has no DR it does 98~ damage after 1 resist curio perk

So I doubt sniper does like 175

[static sentinel]

man is there any way to turn off shoulder candle cosmetic glows in first person? it's really distracting

[rocky marsh]

hello helldivers, against bots, with the auto cannon support weapon, waht are its BPs against shield barriers, the rocket pods people and the berzerkers?

[frosty herald]

Devestators are 2-3 bodyshots 1 for headshot

And berserkers are like 3-4

[spiral anvil]

checks discord server

[south folio]

helltide
darkdivers

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/7AY9z8a9Iu0?si=WyOM1SPn0qEAsGgX

[ember yew]

saw some news today

that helldivers plan to shift updates in strange direction

in order to prevent nonstop retention

[rocky marsh]

The shield guys and rocket pad guys are both devastator?

[frosty herald]

Yup

Hd2 almost has less players than l4d2

[rocky marsh]

Warhammer fantasy game where you play as the bad guys
The second one is just racist

[rocky marsh]

Ngl 25k is alot

[spiral anvil]

Prevent retention?

You mean prevent erosion?

[ornate bone]

Wait, that's Vermintide

[ember yew]

If they wanted to prevent erosion, they would fired those community managers

aka former reddit moderators

ffs

[spiral anvil]

What did their CMs do lmao

[ember yew]

a lot of incredibly stupid and bad stuff

[spiral anvil]

I just know the game feel is

Lacking

[frosty herald]

Make some outright dumb decisions and antagonizing the playerbase whilst being wrong

[ornate bone]

AYO NOBODY TOLD ME SHE HAD FRECKLES

WHAT THE FUCK, I'M GONNA FARM HER RIGHT NOW

[spare talon]

viessa is cool

pun not intended

[ornate bone]

YEAH NO SHIT, THAT'S HER POWER

[spare talon]

fuck me

[ornate bone]

NO THANKS

FUCK YOU YOURSELF

[spare talon]

yeah i wouldnt either

her abilities are really high damaging all things considered despite being a CC character

she's who i used for boss fights up until i had a real build going too

cuz her kit is pretty good for that stuff and she has a decent amount of health too

[spare talon]

also her ult version has a mask so you cant see her face

[ornate bone]

I thought you could use cosmetics on ults too

[spare talon]

you can

but i dont think there are any free ones that allow the mask to be taken off for her

[ornate bone]

I saw there's some alternate haircuts the game tells you are "in-game" and not where

Oh yeah, I've seen one of those on Lepic

[spare talon]

like the long black hair?

[ornate bone]

He has what essentially is my actual haircut

Except I don't like the mask

[spare talon]

oh i meant for viessa

[ornate bone]

It looks fucking sick, but I have main character syndrome and want my face

Oh yeah, for Viessa I saw that hair, yeah

[spare talon]

if you go to the battle pass screen and look at the bonus store you can see them

tho you dont need the battle pass to get them

its just on that screen

[ornate bone]

From what I gathered, you just need the season level and the currency

Admittedly I don't understand the currency very well

I'm level 17 and have 10 of it, so I know at least it's not one per level

[spare talon]

look at the seasonal challenges in the top left corner of the BP screen

and look through those tabs

youll see what things give them

[frosty herald]

Battlepass

[ornate bone]

owo

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-puke-puke-vomit-kitty-vomit-cat-vomit-gif-10902081098279086080

[ornate bone]

Oh wow, I'll have a lot more than I imagined

I was intending to at least get Lepic and Viessa's body and hair items

[rocky marsh]

No I said play as bad guys

[spare talon]

yeah
which is why i didnt buy it

its a bad battle pass too

so its easily ignored

[rocky marsh]

I like skaven

Orc too

I want to play as them man

[ornate bone]

Battle passes are kind of annoying as a new player

I look through them and go "oh wow, look at all these resources I have no idea about"

The one thing that caught my attention is the premium currency, and that one is too little for the stuff I want

[hard nexus]

what game r u all talking about

[hard nexus]

what game

[spare talon]

the first descendant

[frosty herald]

First descendant

[spare talon]

again

[hard nexus]

oh

[spare talon]

cuz ive infected this server with it

[frosty herald]

Ult bunny game

[hard nexus]

epil

[spare talon]

ult bunny is the most broken fucking character for like 75% of all of the game

[south folio]

coke

[spare talon]

do i need to tap the gif

[frosty herald]

She is the poster girl tbh

[spare talon]

and you get her within the first hour

the normal, at least

which isnt too different save for slightly lower defensive stats and not being able to use 2 augments

[south folio]

you get to post about tfd and i get to call you coke

this is what we call a fair trade

[hard nexus]

world peace

now kiss

[south folio]

i don't do drugs

[spare talon]

i think arco would rather die before that

[ornate bone]

Bunny is cracked

[hard nexus]

r u calling cole’s lips a drug

how romantic

[south folio]

*coke's lips

[ornate bone]

You just turn on the pulsing AoE and run around

[hard nexus]

so yes

it’s a match made in heaven

[spare talon]

her radius of that can be modded to be up to 3x as wide

[south folio]

so true

[frosty herald]

Enemies to lovers arc

[spare talon]

ult bunny also has a mod that replaces the aoe with zaps that hit up to 3 enemies, from further away, and dealing more damage
which is what i mainly use for most things

its just so brain off, even more than the aoe

[ornate bone]

So you got the horny bunny?

[south folio]

this is a minor antagonist becomes a major antagonist arc

[ornate bone]

I guess her leotard really is aerodynamic

[frosty herald]

I know why you play ultimate bunny

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[ornate bone]

thank you sean connery

[spare talon]

she was the first ult i got close to while just doing whatever so i decided to finish her up
plus she made farming almost everything else way easier, cuz i could actually invest in her with piece of mind

[frosty herald]

I know why farming was way easier hm hm

[spare talon]

lvl 100 enemies + modifiers that make me weaker and them stronger

[spare talon]

literally 0 brain function
just run and they die

[ornate bone]

am distracted

[spare talon]

yeah well i wasnt
maybe im just better

[hard nexus]

well

i

our damaged u

sooooo

[polar nexus]

@sterile basalt or @ripe quest do you know the exact number?

[spare talon]

erm it didnt count

[sterile basalt]

122.5 damage, 10x toughness multiplier, full spillover

[rocky marsh]

So you play the game by lit3rwlly running around

[south folio]

175 would oneshot all vets and psykers if they didn't take any hp curios

[polar nexus]

Pygex was smoking crack then

[hard nexus]

erm i had more kills than h in hunt sooo

[rocky marsh]

What 10x toughness multiplier mean

[polar nexus]

i found another source claiming 175 so :/

[sterile basalt]

It does 1225 damage on toughness

[hard nexus]

more damage to toughness

[spare talon]

with this character yes
obviously other characters are better at dealing more damage to bosses and stuff but shes outright just the best and clearing out the weak guys

[polar nexus]

sorry, i was in the wrong

[ripe quest]

I recall 125, so 122.5 is prob correct.

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-on-you-sad-guilt-despicable-me-gif-16688056

[rocky marsh]

Special property of thr sniper shot?

[hard nexus]

yes

[rocky marsh]

Oo

[ornate bone]

Bunny is cursed with interesting (aerodynamic) design and boring-ass playstyle

[rocky marsh]

So was Pygex correct

[south folio]

a couple of attacks deeal extra damage to toughness; sniper just has one of the highest multipliers in the game

[sterile basalt]

Full spillover: if it successfully breaks toughness, it’ll inflict 100% of its damage on health as if you had no toughness to mitigate it

Meaning if this 1225 toughness damage shot successfully breaks your toughness, you will take 122.5 damage on health as if you had no toughness to reduce it

[sterile basalt]

No, damage number is wrong

[rocky marsh]

Thank for explain peepi

Peepi

PEEPO

[ornate bone]

peepi

[ember yew]

I think i can tank a full shot thanks to the Iron Will with 227 toughness without HP damage (im not sure if there was other factors like auras or such)

[rocky marsh]

Your peepi small

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-dance-gif-19310346

[hard nexus]

reapers and dreg gunners right?

or dreg shooters in general

[rocky marsh]

Mr boom boom I'm sure as well

Stinky boom boom

[hard nexus]

oh

kinda

[sterile basalt]

U need 200+ toughness but yes veteran can tank one and not take health damage

[hard nexus]

hi path

[south folio]

both dreg and scab stalkers do >1x damage to toughness

[sterile basalt]

Ogryn can too I think?

[south folio]

scab shooters (green eyes) should just do 1x

lemme fetch grimalackt's post

[hard nexus]

go fetch

[rocky marsh]

Zealot should be able to with DR right?

[sterile basalt]

A lot of attacks do >1x toughness damage

[hard nexus]

holy rev yes i think

actually no

[sterile basalt]

Refer to the guide link I sent in dm

[spare talon]

ive never known his name up until now cuz of his nickname being his ID and i just remembered him because of that

[rocky marsh]

What eiff3r3nce between stalker and shooter

[south folio]

grimalackt made this nice post describing the attacks of enemies https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/17ytif5/all_enemy_attacks_damage_values_healthtoughness/

[sterile basalt]

I have damage numbers listed there

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[sterile basalt]

This is a bit outdated on bombers & flamers (fire change) but otherwise it’s good

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[south folio]

dregs only have stalkers, scabs have a stalker (doesn't have green eyes) and shooter (green eyes)

stalkers and shooters differ in behavior and stats

[rocky marsh]

I only wanted to know paths name because him and the anime girl pfp guy are the only sane people in vet chat

[hard nexus]

stalkers draw melee weapons

[sterile basalt]

Azrael is sane

Most of the time

[hard nexus]

shooters use bayonets

for scabs*

[rocky marsh]

The soldier guy was absolutely fuming to get me to run ammo aura pre nerf on my wep spec build

[hard nexus]

dregs don’t have stalkers do they??

[spiral anvil]

Dregs have no shooters

[sterile basalt]

Dregs have only stalkers

[rocky marsh]

Any meaningful differences?
I know Green eye shoot very pain. But I can't think of how scab non green eye look like

[spiral anvil]

They are stalkers

[south folio]

they have stalkers but no shooers

[hard nexus]

ah

okay

[spiral anvil]

Shooers

[south folio]

die

[hard nexus]

sploobers

goobers

snoobers

[sterile basalt]

The major difference is that scab shooter (green eyes) hit health way harder than stalkers do

[hard nexus]

blblblblblblblb

[polar nexus]

mfers

[spiral anvil]

Poopers

[south folio]

scab shooters do 1x toughness damage and but have high base damage

[sterile basalt]

FYI I have this compiled in my guide with bomber stuff updated

[spiral anvil]

You = die

Simple ass

[hard nexus]

and but

[south folio]

they used to track you through a dodge, but that's been changed it seems

[frosty herald]

Skibidi fortnite

[rocky marsh]

Yeah fucking green eyes look like the scab wlites and might as well he anyway when there's 12 of them

[hard nexus]

what the gyatt??

[south folio]

scab stalkers are kind of depressing because they have really sharp damage falloff

and it's funny to see people complain about scab stalkers if you knew about their sharp damage falloff

[spare talon]

baby gronk, arrest this man and confiscate his fanum taxes

[rocky marsh]

Thats why I run cknife so I can kill all ranged fast

Not to kill crushers with less bps with uncanny

[sterile basalt]

Scab shooters are the more threatening variant rn because they just chunk ur health super hard after toughness is gone

[rocky marsh]

Shit that emote too sarcastic. I need something more joking looking

[south folio]

the fear of being in the open with scab shooters around

[rocky marsh]

[spiral anvil]

Scab? Apply cream

[rocky marsh]

I fear dreg gunners more.
They have +1 to their BP for alot of stuff

[spare talon]

[south folio]

coke

[rocky marsh]

Kirby cream?

[spiral anvil]

Kirbizz

[rocky marsh]

Conk, no pls

You do not deserve to use emotes

[spare talon]

[south folio]

serial murderer material

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304725899650007041/1246465652613578794/SPOILER_rapidsave.com_8ymp02pjvt3d1.gif

[spare talon]

[ornate bone]

ayo that pitbull look like a hammerhead shark

[rocky marsh]

MSN messager type emote

Whenever conk sends discord message he can hear the faint sound of EURRGHHH EEHH EHHH EEEEE KE KE EEEEEE

[spare talon]

[rocky marsh]

TOOOOT EHHHH EHHH

[ornate bone]

scooby doo ass laugh

[rocky marsh]

I don't know how to spell the dial up sounds

[spare talon]

[south folio]

coke

[rocky marsh]

Crole

Abigcrol

Abigcrole

He's going to name his daughter that

[spare talon]

im flattered you think i have what it takes to get laid

[south folio]

everyone in a 10 mile of coke has been murdered

[spiral anvil]

Parry enthusiast should be all you need wdym

[south folio]

his three children will be named "Devil Claw MK1/MK4/MK7"

[ember yew]

[spiral anvil]

He'll show you his devil claw 😏

No, tell us about lost and found

[spare talon]

this reminds me of a meme i cant find anymore
it was like
"dad why is my sister named rose"
"cuz your mom liked roses"
"thanks dad"
"no problem, Gorillaz: 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)"

[spiral anvil]

Lmao

[rocky marsh]

Fairly common meme

Can't believe Cole didn't reply to me

[spare talon]

ik but that one being that specific AND something i also listened to at the time was funny

[rocky marsh]

All taht time learning zealot for nothing

Smh

[spare talon]

cuz i dont have anything witty to say

[south folio]

if people can be named after flowers and such, surely this establishes precedent to name children after the name of a weapon Warhammer 40k: Darktide

[spare talon]

ive failed

[rocky marsh]

As lubishment you have to play ep smite for the next 20 games

[ember yew]

time to name my kid Khorne

[spare talon]

no problem, riposte-precognition.

[south folio]

insane

[ember yew]

should be an easy life in School

[south folio]

https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/

[ember yew]

maybe can establish his own sect circle

[spiral anvil]

Still better than Facebook

[ember yew]

[rocky marsh]

Would you rather be named
Corn
Or
Khorne
?

[frosty herald]

Korn

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/khorne-skulls-for-the-skull-throne-blood-for-the-blood-god-gif-18272573

[rocky marsh]

That's not in the options

Learn 3 read

[south folio]

i'm sure my child won't be bullied for a poorly-given name

[rocky marsh]

Now answer corn or khorne

[royal vortex]

the names of future generations should only be generated through divine inspiration (revelations in dreams)

[frosty herald]

Naming my son general zhao

[spare talon]

naming my kid Wunkus

[ember yew]

i think there's kids with names like Naruto

[spare talon]

cuz it came to me in a dream

[ember yew]

and stuff

[frosty herald]

Gohan is a popular name in mexico

[spare talon]

gang activity jumps off a cliff when a new DB episode drops

[spiral anvil]

My friend works in a maternal program and you do not want to know what people are naming kids nowadays

[spare talon]

always fucking gets me

[frosty herald]

Daima releases

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/curiosity-curious-intrigued-interested-interesting-gif-14505707

[spiral anvil]

Insert popular anime from pass year

[south folio]

i trust in parents to make good and rational decisions around the time of childbirth 🙂

[frosty herald]

Cartel anounces month long ceasefire

[ember yew]

My Hero Academia?

[spiral anvil]

Lots of Anya's now I wonder why 😴

[ember yew]

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-daima-goku-dragon-ball-gt-gif-1526188900987628933

[spare talon]

no way is this gt

[frosty herald]

I love my son sukuna

[spare talon]

the only dragon ball part ive watched

[spiral anvil]

Yu would be surprised

Sukuna deez nuts

[frosty herald]

Bro decided to watch the only non canon dragon ball series

[spare talon]

i was like 10 and me and my brother were staying at the house of a family friend for a week during summer with 2 kids our age
so we just watched that on dvd any time we werent going out and doing something

[ornate bone]

I vividly remember GT as having like

The best opening

I didn't even care if it was good or not, just that opening was a certified hood classic

[rocky marsh]

Do you guys request for names from religious uh, representatives?

[rocky marsh]

Imagine being the hipster manga reader and naming your child that first