But to my knowledge
#zealot-class
rugged dew
dang alright i thought surgical is good
surreal shore
I was running them they just have alot of ammo like
I think the light one got like 800 ammo xD
Also alot of stagger
solar gorge
dang alright i thought surgical is good
Oh sorry I didn't look i was responding to smimurgh
rugged dew
oh
north sedge
surgical + DA is good for bolt pistol
surreal shore
It's sight is bugged
It's so horrendous I would never use it over my kantrael laspistol
solar gorge
it's not a very clear sight but it ain't bugged
lyric rain
you mean "based"
it was fun before it got a 20% damage boost a couple patches ago, now it goes brrrrt pretty good
max momentum stacks + alt fire for the memes
misty nova
My martyrdom ass with 99% corruption
acoustic dune
I wish j could hold down and shoot the recon lasy
There's no better joy then continuous fire
misty nova
i forgot which lasgun is the best one overall
7a is putting in some work afaik
south folio
BRAIN BLAST!!!
frank night
visual stream
7a is putting in some work afaik
7a my beloved
lyric rain
Agripinna Shotgun is god tier and I refuse to hear otherwise. I just wish it had the Lawbringer sound 😐
I have desperately underrated stagger before using shotguns
visual stream
The grippy shotgun
open pollen
Agrippa, you little!
hushed knoll
Crabonates?
pulsar zinc
should i nab this from Melk? i know it's not the most ideal thing in the world but the stats seem solid enough
north sedge
it's 0/3 on perks/blessings so far, so doubtful!
pulsar zinc
fair... i guess my brain was thinking post itemization update having those stats might be nice with the lifted crafting restriction
alright, back to buildcrafting, tata friends
placid fiber
o7
acoustic dune
I elieve in gambling with the vendor
median steeple
placid fiber
Sounds about right, sadly... :/
solar gorge
Crabonates?
the bubbles
open pollen
I wish Brunt would cameo on the comms from time to time. An Ogryn of few words would make for some nice comic foil, if not be able to carry a mission as a handler themselves.
ivory marlin
Yall know how im really good with money relating to mtg stuff
spare talon
I wish Brunt would cameo on the comms from time to time. An Ogryn of few words w...
"Brunt hear from ship lady that you guys no like the guns i give ya. ship lady told me to tell ya "skull tissue.""
ivory marlin
I was thinking of getting this tattooed on my hand
nimble fiber
"Brunt hear from ship lady that you guys no like the guns i give ya. ship lady t...
what is your blair build like, anything I definitely need?
spare talon
if you can even call it a build
spare talon
ornate bone
I am velocity
nimble fiber
so is increase def not that important?
ornate bone
"The food isn't that hot"
The food:
ivory marlin
What
ornate bone
What
nimble fiber
spare talon
so is increase def not that important?
defense is just dr, and it has diminished returns
so i just dont bother with the capacity space
since it is a percent increase of what you currently have
and the difference between like 4000 and 10600 is like 40%, which the difference between the two is a LOT of investment
vs the alternative of
not getting hit as much
open pollen
"Brunt hear from ship lady that you guys no like the guns i give ya. ship lady t...
"We got special guns. Need special bullets. You get them. Now."
hushed knoll
<a:wadiya:796687509572681739>
Wadiya talkin abeet
acoustic dune
Is stan on his soda addiction rant again?
solar gorge
it's not soda it's hell water
hushed knoll
Lamaze q wtf
open pollen
hushed knoll
Lambda
open pollen
Probably my favorite weapon description.
solar gorge
hellspawn...
hushed knoll
open pollen
it's not soda it's hell water
Liquid Death?
acoustic dune
Liquid Death?
Carbonate water
Is just spicy water
open pollen
Aye, not a fan, without all the syrup to hide it the carbon taste comes through quite strong. I prefer Liquid Death's Still Mountain Water myself. All the fun of crackin' open a cold one with none of the downsides.
acoustic dune
I just like drinking water
Never like the idea of diluting alcohol myself
Soda in my whiskey is not my game
open pollen
Liquid Death's Still Mountain Water is 100% water, in a badass can.
north sedge
regular water is best
nimble fiber
I prefer chocolate milk
maiden path
I was thinking of getting this tattooed on my hand
why the fuck would u get anything on ur hand
stupid!
acoustic dune
I prefer chocolate milk
Agreed
open pollen
why the fuck would u get anything on ur hand
Tis the mark of The Outsider!
ivory marlin
why the fuck would u get anything on ur hand
Cuz it would look cool
maiden path
Tis the mark of The Outsider!
exactlee
solar gorge
solar gorge
amazing edit if you know
ivory marlin
New siege meta just dropped
open pollen
Who drink canned water
Convience of bottle water with none of the waste. Also, I'm addicted to the act of cracking open cold ones. So it's either Canned Water, or something worse.
maiden path
New siege meta just dropped
horse see's itself in the reflection of jaegers helmet and breaks his head open
open pollen
Plus, you can crush it against your skull when you're done.
hushed knoll
regular water is best
Not like you drink any 😒
open pollen
Can't do that with a glass. Well, I guess you could, but it'd be a lot more expensive.
acoustic dune
Convience of bottle water with none of the waste. Also, I'm addicted to the act ...
Coke?
north sedge
Not like you drink any 😒
acoustic dune
Inject water in vein
open pollen
Coke?
Worse then that. I used to do The Dew. Hard. Totally nuked my gut biome. My insides were set to be the location for the next Fallout game.
acoustic dune
Worse then that. I used to do The Dew. Hard. Totally nuked my gut biome. My insi...
Golly
Thabk god dew and other drink like that are smth I never met
open pollen
And pray ye never shall. The Dew is the Devil's Drink.
acoustic dune
Except choco coffee
open pollen
Choco coffee is quite nice.
placid fiber
Well... I figured out how to do hab dreyko's event scanning thing
placid fiber
Took me a bit to figure out I had to find the white circle and then click that circle again... :/
acoustic dune
Well... I figured out how to do hab dreyko's event scanning thing
Is it a gacha game?
ivory marlin
I cut mine with coconut milk meself.
how do you cut smth with coconut milk?
placid fiber
Is it a gacha game?
No it's a guess which mfing circle is the right one game lol
acoustic dune
I cut mine with coconut milk meself.
Never understand the idea of coconut milk outside of cooking
misty nova
New siege meta just dropped
Maverick gameplay
open pollen
how do you cut smth with coconut milk?
You mix it in. So instead of 100% choco coffee it's like, 75 - 25
faint cape
how do you cut smth with coconut milk?
You pour it into the cup?
acoustic dune
Maverick gameplay
Maverick as in the air force movie?
open pollen
Never understand the idea of coconut milk outside of cooking
It ain't for everyone. But coconut milk's got a strong and unique flavor, so if ye like it ye like it. y'know?
ivory marlin
real
open pollen
Brother, same.
acoustic dune
It ain't for everyone. But coconut milk's got a strong and unique flavor, so if ...
No I don't even from a Asian country
open pollen
Coffee is the drink of professional pissers the world over.
acoustic dune
Do love some coconut water doh
acoustic dune
Coffee is the drink of professional pissers the world over.
Make it smell weird too
Like ground coffee
placid fiber
Having to figure out how to do a guessing game while you have a level 22 teammate(mediocre/bad), a mediocre level 30 teammate, and a bot is kinda stressful... on a shock gauntlet damnation...
open pollen
It's the asparagus of drinks in that sense.
acoustic dune
Having to figure out how to do a guessing game while you have a level 22 teammat...
Are we talking about mordhau?
When no darktide
Fuck
open pollen
I backed Mordhau on kickstarter but never actually played it
acoustic dune
The medival brain rot is real
placid fiber
Are we talking about mordhau?
No, I'm talking about the new end event in hab dreyko
before the extraction run
acoustic dune
I backed Mordhau on kickstarter but never actually played it
It's a lot of things
The best way I can put it
Medival tf2
solar gorge
I backed Mordhau on kickstarter but never actually played it
you missed out
the early days were the best
acoustic dune
the early days were the best
Now?
solar gorge
mordhau's launch
open pollen
I had one hell of a kickstarter addiction for like, 2-3 years. Now my house is full of books I'll never read, games I'll never play, and a TON of random garbage.
acoustic dune
No I mean how about now
solar gorge
idk
open pollen
Sometimes I still get random junk in the mail from stuff I don't even remember backing.
solar gorge
i have 1.3k hours but haven't played in 2 years
solar gorge
I'm waiting for a decent melee slasher to release
i have a few in my sights
but it's a very niche genre
open pollen
Oh? Dish
acoustic dune
i have a few in my sights
Is it chiv?
solar gorge
no
acoustic dune
Jk
open pollen
NMRiH 2?
acoustic dune
Hate chiv 2
solar gorge
it's ok i don't like held parry
placid fiber
No, I'm talking about the new end event in hab dreyko
sigh I suppose I should do hab dreyko queues tonight so I can get used to that stupid minigame...
open pollen
Come on Lama, don't leave us in suspense. What games you watching?
solar gorge
mordhau's timed parry's better even if there was a load of other flaws
acoustic dune
mordhau's timed parry's better even if there was a load of other flaws
That is a joy innit
Except the sufferance drag and accel
open pollen
*sigh* I suppose I should do hab dreyko queues tonight so I can get used to that...
As far as I can tell, it's all luck and little skill. Only real trick is knowing that if all the circles save one are red, the last one has to be right.
acoustic dune
those are awesome
Wait till you get drag so hard it go through your parry
Even with a good timing
solar gorge
atchually
placid fiber
Eh... not bad. It'll do for a crucis for my 2nd zealot. I can throw flak over maniac and t4 thrust over trauma
acoustic dune
it didn't really went trhu ur paryr
You say that but
open pollen
The GAMES Lamaze. Tell us about the GAMES you're WATCHING.
Inquiring minds want to know!
acoustic dune
It's hard to explain
solar gorge
renown but i don't think much of it, and there was a bunch a good melee slasher players on something called mobius
placid fiber
As far as I can tell, it's all luck and little skill. Only real trick is knowing...
Were any other maps changed like that?
solar gorge
idk how it's going
acoustic dune
The guy that did the drag where the sword swing stop to a certain point and stay there
open pollen
Were any other maps changed like that?
Hab's the only one with this minigame as of yet.
acoustic dune
Best way to say it is he swung and I blocked and after that he drag the sword until the parry time is over
Still enjoy mordhau doh
More then chiv2
placid fiber
Hab's the only one with this minigame as of yet.
I meant were any of the other maps changed a lot like hab. Sorry I didn't make it clear. I didn't mean that as asking if any other maps had that minigame, just if any other maps were changed quite a bit. I noticed enclavum baross has the 1st set of power cells in a different spot, so far
open pollen
I would like to see more non-medieval games with a heavy focus on melee. That's why I'm keen to see if No More Room in Hell 2's system will be like that.
hushed knoll
renown but i don't think much of it, and there was a bunch a good melee slasher ...
WHY did I think your pfp was an ape with a helmet on
What the fuck
acoustic dune
I would like to see more non-medieval games with a heavy focus on melee. That's ...
I love me some medival sim myself
Just I get what you mean
maiden path
'enrys come to see us
acoustic dune
You mean Henry deez nuz?
open pollen
But like, can you imagine a survival horror game with mordhau melee? You're fighting some cosmic horror and you gotta parry it with a piece of lead pipe you found.
acoustic dune
But like, can you imagine a survival horror game with mordhau melee? You're figh...
Blood born?
maiden path
But like, can you imagine a survival horror game with mordhau melee? You're figh...
bro has't played condemed criminal origins
maiden path
Blood born?
bloodborne fuckass
open pollen
More like, bro played CCO and has been chasing that high ever since.
open pollen
Condemned Criminal Origins
maiden path
GAAY
open pollen
I like you beb. You've got moxie
open pollen
I feel like I'll either love or hate that game, and I'm not a gambling man (Excluding Darktide's crafting system amirite!?)
acoustic dune
I feel like I'll either love or hate that game, and I'm not a gambling man (Excl...
Which game?
open pollen
Kingdom Come
fleet zealot
business
open pollen
Examina?
acoustic dune
open pollen
Ah, I remember this! I should check in on its progress. We still in a void?
acoustic dune
Ah, I remember this! I should check in on its progress. We still in a void?
Yes
open pollen
You know what'd be crazy? A game set in the modern day, but guns were never invented so we got "Tacticool Plate Mail" and the like instead.
maiden path
You know what'd be crazy? A game set in the modern day, but guns were never inve...
why would we have tacticool if theres no guns
it'd just be plate armor
open pollen
If you can have a tacticool axe you can have a tacticool anything
acoustic dune
You know what'd be crazy? A game set in the modern day, but guns were never inve...
Then crossbow technology would be smth sought after
open pollen
Of course.
open pollen
Imagine ICBCs. Intercontinental Ballistic Catapults.
spare dome
McBane?
open pollen
The slingshot guy?
spare dome
Oh yeah the condom slingshot dude
open pollen
I would like games with more slignshots. Northern Journey was pretty cool
open pollen
it'd just be plate armor
open pollen
Eh, I think it's silly in a fun way
acoustic dune
open pollen
But to each their own.
acoustic dune
Eh, I think it's silly in a fun way
Fear me for I am Eliot the terrible
open pollen
Fear me for I am Eliot the terrible
Real From Software vibes
acoustic dune
I should re read berserk
open pollen
Why, you feeling too happy?
open pollen
Fair point
acoustic dune
Haven't read since his death
placid fiber
So... how terrible does this look? xD
spare dome
berserk is a deeply human story about overcoming trauma and adversity by not doing that and piling on new ones instead
open pollen
So... how terrible does this look? xD
I find it hard to match that headpiece myself, wish we had more blue stuff. But I think this isn't bad.
frosty herald
i wonder whn the next chapter is coming
frosty herald
guts and the gang are currently being taken to the new capital of the kushan after they conquered midland from griffith
placid fiber
I find it hard to match that headpiece myself, wish we had more blue stuff. But ...
It wasn't suppose to match... I had the insubordination(orange I think) convict pants on :/
north sedge
berserk is a deeply human story about overcoming trauma and adversity by not doi...
He does in some ways!
open pollen
It wasn't suppose to match... I had the insubordination(orange I think) convict ...
I think the pants match with the torso
acoustic dune
guts and the gang are currently being taken to the new capital of the kushan aft...
Shh no spoiler
Or I krill you
frosty herald
🤫 🧏♂️
placid fiber
I think the pants match with the torso
Okay fine... how bad is this, then... >_<'
acoustic dune
I think darktide should have those fetish latex suit
open pollen
Or I krill you
Careful, they'll do it. They've gone shrimply mad!
acoustic dune
Careful, they'll do it. They've gone shrimply mad!
They better fishing not
open pollen
Okay fine... how bad is this, then... >_<'
Ah, much worse.
open pollen
They better fishing not
Don't be shellfish now
frosty herald
capcom cooked with the kunitsu gami okami collab
acoustic dune
capcom cooked with the kunitsu gami okami collab
O god
They turn the dog into a suit
open pollen
capcom cooked with the kunitsu gami okami collab
Dude got them MC Hammerpants tucked into their tubesocks.
frosty herald
they skinned her ass😭
open pollen
"No! Don't turn me into a marketable skin!"
placid fiber
Ah, much worse.
And this one if you want to scare the pros into thinking you're one of those imperial edition noobs lol
frosty herald
"No! Don't turn me into a marketable skin!"
the collab skin is free btw
open pollen
still marketable
acoustic dune
"No! Don't turn me into a marketable skin!"
skin her alive
frosty herald
the community had to get 1 billion orbs for the skin and okami thunder sword
acoustic dune
the collab skin is free btw
They skinned her for free?
open pollen
Probably enjoyed doing it, the sick freaks
acoustic dune
Probably enjoyed doing it, the sick freaks
Smth smth asian joke
spare dome
Do what you love (flaying and tanning mythological creatures)
acoustic dune
(It's OK I am THE Asian)
pale spindle
guys Inhales copium with the invocation nerf I finally found a viable build for the tac axe https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9c1145ac-bd8c-46ae-965c-4aa85ce1ebb4/carpal-tunnel-zealot?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button
open pollen
Do what you love (flaying and tanning mythological creatures)
"I've never worked a day in my life" - Guy scalping medusa to make some snake-skin boots.
frosty herald
"I've never worked a day in my life" - Guy scalping medusa to make some snake-sk...
that genuinely sounds cool asf lmao
open pollen
Pretty sure that's a plot point in the new Dragon's Dogma game.
acoustic dune
guys ***Inhales copium*** with the invocation nerf I finally found a viable buil...
Ah jokes on you ill prob develop one arleady
(I draw)
open pollen
"I will take from you that which you love the most"
Dragon proceeds to crush my new dusa boots (limited edition).
acoustic dune
"I will take from you that which you love the most"
Dragon proceeds to crush my...
I marine they sold your fav gacha character
open pollen
Never understood gacha games. The name seems a little on the nose, no?
acoustic dune
Never understood gacha games. The name seems a little on the nose, no?
Well it is
open pollen
Like "Ha! Gatcha! Now gimme your money"
acoustic dune
It's like playing war thunder
south folio
world of tanks i believe
but i wouldn't be surprised if something also happened in war thunder's community
open pollen
I wouldn't be surprised if it was both. Folks are just dying to leak those juicy mil specs. One did it on a minecraft discord server if I recall.
Y'know, a little treason, for the clout
spare dome
Anything to win an online argument
south folio
at least the name just seems to be a coincidence for how similar it sounds to "gotcha" (where are the linguists)
open pollen
I will be surprised if that kind of behavior doesn't end up in the DSM6
south folio
who's going to join the US military to find blueprints for a real chainsword
spare dome
it would just be a series of videod failures and people dying
like that sequence in ironman 2
open pollen
Like the raid on Area 51? Or is that what Gacha games are?
Honestly, I'm having a hard time following the conversation here.
frosty herald
what
spare dome
its a linguistic coincidence/corruption
frosty herald
gacha is just lootboxes
open pollen
Imagine downloading a game and it's just clips from ironman but before you know it you've spent $300 dollars
That's how the gacha gecha
south folio
enter your credit card information before you even get to the startup screen
download a game and type your address so that they can send people to physically threaten you
enter your zip code to be threatened with an ICBM
open pollen
Ah, like hearthstone?
south folio
enter your continent and be threatened with nuclear war
open pollen
The pinkertons still need work these days
spare dome
"your credit score is too low to fully enjoy the immersive experience of WORLD OF TANKS 2: TANK HARDER (TM). Please reinstall at a future date."
south folio
submit classified military documents to get some of the paid currency
open pollen
Loan Sharks but they're actually Just Sharks
frosty herald
Ah, like hearthstone?
spare dome
finally. Honesty in advertising
say what you want about these Just Sharks but at least they tell it like it is
south folio
(they're non-verbal)
open pollen
Just Sharks for All Positions in Government 2024
spare dome
(i am being eaten)
open pollen
Sharks are known for their commitment to sustainability
(Sustainably eating you)
(Jokes aside, Sharks don't actually commit that hard to eating people. Once they realize its not a seal, that is)
spare dome
too boney
open pollen
(Seals taste better than us)
spare dome
on this we agree
open pollen
Dats why the sharks want to infiltrate every level of government. They want to eat the Presidential Seal
royal vortex
whats the point of even having a downed state if you're immediately covered in fire
open pollen
whats the point of even having a downed state if you're immediately covered in f...
Misread this as "Drowned state" and thought you were making a comment about the current climate crisis.
I'm like "Damn, what state is this happening to?"
royal vortex
the last 10 times i have gone down have all been deaths because a bomber throws a grenade on me from outside los
open pollen
Getting flooded and THEN burned. Must be Ohio.
royal vortex
i do not understand what the point of having a timer for your revive is when it's tied to a health mechanic that means it's 100-0'd in 1/4th the "maximum" time you get because enemies dogpile you instead of the alive players
it is such an awful mechanic
open pollen
I mean, cheeky players can drop a medkit on ye. Honestly, it's more a safeguard for players on lower difficulties. Although I've pulled off some good saves on Auric myself. But I've also been instantly KO'd by bursters so it swings both ways.
tribal estuary
does fury not give crits to guns now?
spare dome
I mean going down is meant to be punished, and it's still the case that the specials bombarding you are meant to be punishing your team entire for not killing specials fast enough.
open pollen
does fury not give crits to guns now?
Fury no longer gives armor penetration on guns.
spare dome
It just sucks cause you're just stuck doing nothing and waiting, which, yeah.
tribal estuary
Fury no longer gives armor penetration on guns.
nah i mean like actual crits
tribal estuary
Fury no longer gives armor penetration on guns.
that also sucks
man why they gotta do that to fury
frosty herald
simply be lucky and dont have the ai attack you
placid fiber
There, I have a useable crucis on my 2nd zealot. :3
frosty herald
even when netted
open pollen
They wanted fury, and zealot in general, to be very melee focused.
spare dome
but also fury has always been ridiculously stacked as an ability
open pollen
A veritable grab-bag of unlisted features and odd buffs.
spare dome
mobility survivability melee burst melee dps ranged burst and toughness regen rolled into one
now without the ranged part
mostly im just miffed VoC is still... a thing
but this was eventually gonna happen lol
open pollen
I think I might be too reliant on having access to toughness on demand.
spare dome
i know i am
open pollen
Its built into a lot of Combat Abilities and melee chip damage is real.
tribal estuary
man i wanna use manstopper on hacker but having to use scattershot instead of both barrels kinda sucks
tryna make it work but i dont think fury can give 100% crits on guns now 
open pollen
Why not MS and Both Barrels?
tribal estuary
cuz i want consistent crits
open pollen
Ah, that explains your earlier question.
tribal estuary
and i dont wanna use blazing cuz it feels too slow
placid fiber
It's been so long since I've used a crucis... mostly due to me just not using a thammer, more than anything... and also partially due to me screwing around with the ironhelm for a while... I can't wait to actually have a thammer that doesn't answer every question with charged heavy 1/2... or charged heavy 3 for a monster... :/
tribal estuary
whats the crit chance like on hacker
placid fiber
It's been so long since I've used a crucis... mostly due to me just not using a ...
Not to mention that the crucis has 3 lights that I can reliably kill stuff with, unlike the ironhelm which only has 1...
tribal estuary
Not to mention that the crucis has 3 lights that I can reliably kill stuff with,...
yea its been left in the dust
north sedge
🤔
placid fiber
At least I don't have to rely heavily on the lights for horde clear, like I used to, for the crucis as well... <.<'
I remember having to get slaughterer stacks then light attack the hordes to death lol
north sedge
🤔
frosty herald
yea its been left in the dust
Ironhelm does what it does better with a negligable damage reduction
Other new weapons also have anti armor
fleet zealot
teammate barrel'd me off during finale
rescues me up while i'm in bomber fire fire
🙂
amazed we won
pale spindle
speaking of tac axe 😤
fleet zealot
people are stupid
solar gorge
WHY did I think your pfp was an ape with a helmet on
🐒
median steeple
I mean
Technically it is
🤓
My bones hurt so that means it's time to play darktid
nvm my mods broke
fuck
cunning knoll
is this a good shotgun?
never really used em
royal vortex
I mean going down is meant to be punished, and it's still the case that the spec...
it's not a special unique thing. it's going down and literally any enemy spawning after and aggroing on you and causing stupid results
royal vortex
there's a bunch of disproportionate punishments for mechanical failings that should not exist the way they do
spare dome
it will spawn a burster/bomber/flamer as soon as a net hits somebody
royal vortex
cspawn grabs shouldnt instakill you
spare dome
it used to be worse, wrt grabs
placid fiber
cspawn grabs shouldnt instakill you
Wut about when your teammate walks near and it yeets u off da ledge? x.x
acoustic dune
it will spawn a burster/bomber/flamer as soon as a net hits somebody
Me getting netted and saw a conga line of buster jumping at me
royal vortex
flamers/reg bombers are the big problem enemy
acoustic dune
To this day earing the buster give me a paranoia
spare dome
since AoE ye
royal vortex
it's straight up not fun to fuck up a grab from a bon/cspawn and have a dude spawn and then kill you before you can move
spare dome
you can
royal vortex
i had a funny one where i got grabbed by a cspawn because i was on like 100 ping and it skipped frames in the animation
acoustic dune
it's straight up not fun to fuck up a grab from a bon/cspawn and have a dude *sp...
That and going through the flor
royal vortex
and there were 4 gunners
median steeple
that's fucking wild
placid fiber
Welp I completed my 2nd zealots and my vet's weekly contracts within the last 16 hours... time to do my 1st and 3rd zealots, I guess...
royal vortex
that one was at least like... i get the interaction here. these gunners have been shooting since before the grab
but even that just feels awful
acoustic dune
Welp I completed my 2nd zealots and my vet's weekly contracts within the last 16...
Ah yes my zealot and zealot and zealot account
To grind melk point
placid fiber
Ah yes my zealot and zealot and zealot account
I mean I have 4 zealots... and I wanna play zealot... so I might as well also work on my weekly contracts on my other zealots...
royal vortex
i wish nurgle blessing was reworked to be kinda like that. less "enemy more tanky" and more "enemy more scary" generally
acoustic dune
I mean I have 4 zealots... and I wanna play zealot... so I might as well also wo...
4 zealot walking to the melk bar
acoustic dune
i wish nurgle blessing was reworked to be kinda like that. less "enemy more tank...
I despise book
placid fiber
4 zealot walking to the melk bar
I mean one is only level 13, lol
median steeple
I do wish gunners could kill poxwalkers like how snipers can kill their friendlies
lusty turtle
i wish nurgle blessing was reworked to be kinda like that. less "enemy more tank...
I just wosh that was auric
acoustic dune
I do wish gunners could kill poxwalkers like how snipers can kill their friendli...
God every time its blackout and there's a sniper modifier
lusty turtle
Auric should be new behaviours
spare dome
snipers now 360 before firing
lusty turtle
I do wish gunners could kill poxwalkers like how snipers can kill their friendli...
They can, just takes more hits
royal vortex
I just wosh that was auric
i really want a comprehensive modifiers rework
lusty turtle
Or they used to anyway
royal vortex
maelstrom is two different things at once
median steeple
wait what?
lusty turtle
I think
acoustic dune
snipers now 360 before firing
Sniper can now flashbang
royal vortex
and it just dont work
lusty turtle
Maelstrom isnt a real difficulty and people who swear by it as real darktide are wrong
hidden verge
how to fix this 😓
spare dome
Maelstrom isnt a real difficulty and people who swear by it as real darktide are...
o wise skellington of the lung, what is the true darktide
acoustic dune
how to fix this 😓
Less recoil?
lusty turtle
o wise skellington of the lung, what is the true darktide
Bideo jame
spare dome
BIDEO JAMES
median steeple
is surg even worth it on the HH?
hidden verge
Less recoil?
?
acoustic dune
SCOTT THE WOZ???
lusty turtle
is surg even worth it on the HH?
Yes
lusty turtle
how to fix this 😓
Elite to flak and its just about golden tbh
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-scott-the-woz-gif-26471357
I kinda wanna a chimera of Scott the wozz and mattpat
I kinda wanna a model mod
For darktide
I wanna master splinter beat some heretic
With hatsune miku
lusty turtle
Ok coolio
On the vraks 3 it gives u crit for the full burst, although tbh HH is better on the 3
acoustic dune
And the ogryn can be optimum prime
lusty turtle
They high finesse weapons so surgical is just free dmg
acoustic dune
They high finesse weapons so surgical is just free dmg
How does surgical work?
Is it per shot?
Or is it like hold aim
lusty turtle
Aim gun, gain stacking crit chance on the next shot based on aim time (max 100%)
acoustic dune
Ah
hidden verge
Elite to flak and its just about golden tbh
thx
fleet zealot
acoustic dune
The creature
lusty turtle
So you have to shoot slower for the crits, but when stacked with the rest of ur crit chance you only need like half the stacks to get a crit
acoustic dune
With that fluoride stare
acoustic dune
So you have to shoot slower for the crits, but when stacked with the rest of ur ...
With the addition of the boltpistol
I like that it feels like a heavier revolver
lusty turtle
Ye now they just need to gut zarona
acoustic dune
Ye now they just need to gut zarona
Now we need a heavier heavier revolver
And add knuckle duster for the zealot
(I want to go faster)
hard nexus
Now we need a heavier heavier revolver
single shot autocannon when
lusty turtle
Na revolver needs to not be the handcannon it is tbh
acoustic dune
Na revolver needs to not be the handcannon it is tbh
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
north sedge
Ye now they just need to gut zarona
gonna have a field day when that comes
fleet zealot
single shot autocannon when
thugshot when?
frosty herald
nitro express double barrel
acoustic dune
single shot autocannon when
Back to this idea
ripe quest
Ye now they just need to gut zarona
They need to do a few things and all of them are fixing Zealot because now that FotF's armor downgrade is reworked Zealot is unplayable and shit and whoever decided as much should rethink this decision and it's such a terrible blight on balance thou of which undreamt of
spare dome
They need to do a few things and all of them are fixing Zealot because now that ...
veterans have no boolets. zealots have no faith. whats next??? psyker no perils??? smh
hard nexus
They need to do a few things and all of them are fixing Zealot because now that ...
fleet zealot
veterans have no boolets. zealots have no faith. whats next??? psyker no perils?...
transfer peril void scrier's
hard nexus
fortnite of the fire
spare dome
that was that attack vegeta used against cell
north sedge
2 fury 2 faithful
acoustic dune
fury of the faithful
What is it again?
hard nexus
the charge
fleet zealot
2 fury 4 faithful
ripe quest
god the things I'd love to do to Blazing Piety
serene geyser
ripe quest
imagine the builds including overarching crit rewards instead of a bunch of isolated crit ecosystems
ripe quest
Blazing Piety more like Crit Battle Pass we making a tiered reward system for crits and making this shit baller
acoustic dune
Blazing Piety more like Crit Battle Pass we making a tiered reward system for cr...
Me using piety to have infinite chorus
fleet zealot
pray with me kindred
hard nexus
change ur bind for dodge and jump to seperate keys
acoustic dune
pray with me kindred
No
acoustic dune
Go pray to hangron
spare dome
$20 for the Deluxe Ass-Blasting Piety Blazer track
serene geyser
change ur bind for dodge and jump to seperate keys
its too late the muscle memory is ingrained
spare dome
just bite the bullet
hard nexus
pray with me kindred
brick
serene geyser
alt is crazy
hard nexus
how often are you really jumping in this game
ripe quest
Me using piety to have infinite chorus
Me using Piety to have infinite ults: lame, boring, waste of a design that could've been a bunch of stat nodes
Me using Piety to spread holy hellfire and explode enemies on-crit getting a temporary ramp-up of crit performance from my Keystone addons because I have meaningful build options: based
serene geyser
how often are you really jumping in this game
me personally all the time
hard nexus
okay aside from when you jump instead of dodging
acoustic dune
Me using Piety to have infinite ults: lame, boring, waste of a design that could...
Oi
spare dome
okay aside from when you jump instead of dodging
lmao, real
acoustic dune
How else can I jump into my enemy and push it off the cliff
hard nexus
Me using Piety to have infinite ults: lame, boring, waste of a design that could...
wha
i dont get it
is this like
acoustic dune
i dont get it
Crit built cooldown
hard nexus
suggesting what piety should do instead?
acoustic dune
i dont ge tthe second part
Blessing on the flamethrower or smth
serene geyser
i should put dodge on shift because sprint only works forward
acoustic dune
i should put dodge on shift because sprint only works forward
Just slide
ripe quest
suggesting what piety should do instead?
I want a complete rework of Blazing Piety yeah. Idea being rewarding crits instead of enabling them. We shouldn't ever have a Keystone which is just functionally a bunch of stat nodes (cough cough Judgement too cough).
serene geyser
did they change what the crosshair indicators mean?
lusty turtle
Gonna nerf all zealot passive damage talents next
south folio
the nerf that zealot needs is to permanently play hatsune miku songs, even in the mourningstar, and you can't turn down the music volume
royal vortex
Gonna nerf all zealot passive damage talents next
huge
serene geyser
what do white yellow and red mean now
north sedge
Gonna nerf all zealot passive damage talents next
bring back ranged chastise and then take it away again a day later
acoustic dune
I want a complete rework of Blazing Piety yeah. Idea being rewarding crits inste...
That actually sound neat
Smth with the idea of momentum
Each kill add to the crit by 2 or 5 % or smth
Until it reach 100%
south folio
royal vortex
zealot cannot be nerfed until voice of command is killed
it is written in the stones
hard nexus
Each kill add to the crit by 2 or 5 % or smth
yah zealot needs even MORE hordeclear lmfao
lusty turtle
what do white yellow and red mean now
Red -kill
White -hit
Yellow -weakspot
Orange - crit
You can also see if its a weakspot cause it'll be 2 bars instead of 1
acoustic dune
yah zealot needs even MORE hordeclear lmfao
Make zealot god
frosty herald
Yellow is supposed to be crit
lusty turtle
I uhhh, dunno if i put yellow and orange the right way im colour blind
frosty herald
And fatshark changed it for a dumb reason
ripe quest
The most important part of my BP idea is that if it has some buff to a shot or literally any payoff of crits it needs an insane sound effect for it. I want the sound of old Voidstrike staff multi-weakspot hits + 1.5s of hitstop (god I wish hitstop were possible in this game)
spare dome
old voidstrike was fucking loud
acoustic dune
Jesus christ
frosty herald
Multi melta
placid fiber
This is kind of ironic... now that I am wanting to do hab dreyko more, to get more used to the new minigame, it is not showing up very much
acoustic dune
The most important part of my BP idea is that if it has some buff to a shot or l...
Counter point
serene geyser
no yellow for weakspot i think it's just two lines
acoustic dune
Tony hawk
serene geyser
i think that's what they changed
acoustic dune
Multiplier
hard nexus
The most important part of my BP idea is that if it has some buff to a shot or l...
the children yearn for ultrakill
ripe quest
the children yearn for ultrakill
yes indeed
frosty herald
The children yearn for trepang²
hard nexus
hitstop is so awesome
acoustic dune
The children yearn for trepang²
The children year for soldier from tf2
frosty herald
Should i bust my ass on rage mode horizon hq
placid fiber
This is kind of ironic... now that I am wanting to do hab dreyko more, to get mo...
Hey... complaining got me somewhere... somewhere that I'd rather not end up going lol
hard nexus
Should i bust my ass on rage mode horizon hq
it was the mission that u have to defend the servers in the like
office building
that made me give up
acoustic dune
Hey... complaining got me somewhere... somewhere that I'd rather not end up goin...
Sound nice
I like it
hard nexus
yeah
frosty herald
It saves between waves and finished servers i believe
ripe quest
@lusty turtle Please please please, if they make Blazing Piety good please get FS to implement this shit on any buildup/payoff mechanic it'd be so funny and 10/10.
spare talon
<@94406045148917760> Please please please, if they make Blazing Piety good pleas...
that must be really hard to implement in a multiplayer game tho
if even possible
ripe quest
that must be really hard to implement in a multiplayer game tho
There are ways to give off the illusion of this happening with just sfx/vfx.
Actual timestop would be uncommunicated bad for other players and would cause desync
lusty turtle
Actual timestop would be uncommunicated bad for other players and would cause de...
Sounds like a perfect dt mechanic ill get it implemented for my 2014s
maiden path
while u were killing specials i was studiyng the blade
misty nova
Zed time on Darktide confirmed
maiden path
now that theres a pack of 40 bulwarks u come to me for hlep
pulsar zinc
Blessings and perks for Indi shockmaul?
maiden path
wtf do i put on this again
misty nova
Blessings and perks for Indi shockmaul?
Skullcrusher, was it high voltage or lightning reflexes
fleet zealot
lightning reflexes+ high voltage or SCrusher
pulsar zinc
mine came with high voltage
pulsar zinc
how tight is lightning reflexes timing?
spare talon
not
acoustic dune
Bloopblop
fleet zealot
i hate stan
acoustic dune
Where's our hourly pics
pulsar zinc
what about perks? i can only afford to swap one atm since i had to grab lightning reflexes
acoustic dune
Of the weazle
fleet zealot
idk if perks have been tested out yet
pulsar zinc
ima swap out the crit chance, just not sure... what to lmao
spare talon
whats the other perk
pulsar zinc
well it's also crap, it's infested, but iirc don't dogs also count towards that one?
spare talon
they do
but they also take 3x melee damage anyway
id say keep the crit chance honestly
pulsar zinc
mm, did not know that!
okay, any thoughts on what to change infested to then, maniac? unyielding? carapace?
fleet zealot
Of the weazle
acoustic dune
Yay
spare talon
it is a finesse weapon so it does benefit from it
kinda eh cuz its only 5% but thats better than infested cuz the only thing thats helping with is poxwalkers, which i assume youre not struggling to kill
serene geyser
a gift from the god emperor himself
spare talon
okay, any thoughts on what to change infested to then, maniac? unyielding? carap...
probably the tried and true flak
acoustic dune
@fleet zealot can't be caught lacking lads
pulsar zinc
POXWALKERS ARE SO HARD :((( /s
spare talon
not unyielding cuz thats its worst damage type
delicate shadow
the poxxy bastards
acoustic dune
they killed my parents
You mean it killed your grandma?
spare talon
everyone
my entire extended family
i already one shot poxwalkers
the damage perk is there to send a MESSAGE
spare talon
fleet zealot
@hushed knoll
pulsar zinc
can't have SHIT in Tertium
acoustic dune
my build is 1 point away from EWEW
My build is ew ee
fleet zealot
that's why i always go stun nade
acoustic dune
<@399244889109561364>
Quick un carbonate his water
pulsar zinc
okay so
i'm doing some wack shit and running shroudfield but not as a nuke button, more as a "I really wanna flank and go kill some shit then come back" button, or at least, that's what it's in my head as
but maybe that's just, not worth trying
fleet zealot
tbh for that
better to go vet
commando vet gets a fair amount of melee bonuses, plays like a flanking juggler
acoustic dune
even then tho
Who even use it
pulsar zinc
enough people to make me sad.
fleet zealot
yea stealth zealot is always going to be tied to big hit
spare talon
i'm doing some wack shit and running shroudfield but not as a nuke button, more ...
shroud is good for both
fleet zealot
veteran stealth is much better for the flank shit
pulsar zinc
i just hate that shroud needs an extra talent point to make it not a shite duration
and then a third to make it regen toughness
like, christ.
spare talon
you can literally use it for both reasons in the same build depending on the situation
fleet zealot
meanwhile vet gets a node that makes the aggro drop last 10 more seconds
spare talon
the cooldown is short enough
spare talon
avoiding this stinky fuckin aura
i will always take it if im going stealth
pulsar zinc
EWWW COLE
spare talon
the point economy is just too valuable
pulsar zinc
i know the point economy is nice but idk if i'm willing to completely remove my aura from my teammates for that
spare talon
i dont care about the aura
i care about all the other nodes going down that path is much more worth it
pulsar zinc
yeah but your teammates might appreciate the 15% TDR
spare talon
i know the point economy is nice but idk if i'm willing to completely remove my ...
you keep the base zealot aura of 7.5% tdr
pulsar zinc
uhh? last i heard that wasn't the case
spare talon
i always see it on my buff list
pulsar zinc
last i had heard a while back you had 0 aura
outside of coherency
if that's the case then nevermind, i might consider loner, i was under the impression it removed your base aura
fleet zealot
auric is fuckin locked to level 30s
acoustic dune
if that's the case then nevermind, i might consider loner, i was under the impre...
Tank built with loner
spare dome
what it is is that when you are alone, you for yourself keep the 7.5%
fleet zealot
stopped bringing in your dogshit underleveled friends cause you are dogshit too i know you are
spare dome
you are not also providing it to your team
acoustic dune
stopped bringing in your dogshit underleveled friends cause you are dogshit too ...
Nuh uh
Me in the private server
fleet zealot
every person who uses the premade exploit to get into aurics besides using a full squad has always been terrible
pulsar zinc
well the idea with loner is to pop in and out, not stay out entirely, but i was under the impression that it removed it entirely so even when near teammates it didnt apply
ornate bone
avoiding this stinky fuckin aura
pulsar zinc
Loner really should have been a node somewhere instead of an aura choice, it's only 2 coherency so even when it's effects are active it's... minimal
and choosing it over the other 2 seems dumb
fleet zealot
ooo i do need to beat silo cluster
acoustic dune
and choosing it over the other 2 seems dumb
I would love the idea if loner can stack
Limagine the coherency of 5
Imagine 3 zealot whom all run loner and one other guy
And it's a coherency of 7
spare talon
you can see in this run i did the other day i had the base TDR aura, and am always out of coherecy with the other two guys, both of whom are ALSO running loner
pulsar zinc
Honestly loner effectively being an aura that always provided your coherency to teammates as long as you were alive and reduced loner punishment spawns (for you alone) would have been cool
spare talon
pulsar zinc
provide a benefit to teammates while being out and about
merry flume
i can laugh at them if they die
spare talon
however i cant confirm that it stacks with the tree version, like how the upgraded and unupgraded survivalist can both proc and generate ammo independantly
as i just dont know
acoustic dune
provide a benefit to teammates while being out and about
Even so get the other perk or smth
pulsar zinc
i managed to route it to get what i want
does mean i get stun grenades and miss the fire grenade tree but whatever
acoustic dune
Like the more doge one
pulsar zinc
i got all of the stuff i wanted
ornate bone
provide a benefit to teammates while being out and about
I read this in a Canadian accent.
ornate bone
But not... French-Canadian, right?
pulsar zinc
anglo
ornate bone
Thank god... Now we can ride geese together.
normal quail
Can anyone tell me what is the best way to make a zealot when it comes to voice lines? I love zealot but mine hasn't been as funny as I had hoped, I want her to be insanely murderous
fleet zealot
female fanatic
coarse birch
@south folio is an evil man
south folio
who are you
spare dome
a future victim
coarse birch
dosent even remember his murder victims
ornate bone
stop giving away military secrets you fucken hoser
Take off, buddy. Right keener over here for the Govvy.
pulsar zinc
it's aboot time eh?
median steeple
pulsar zinc
DFSHSDFHFDS
acoustic dune
why are there so many old people in zealot chat
I am not old ):
acoustic dune
raise ur hands gooners
Also don't we all goon for the BIG E
spare dome
ecstasy? hell yea
maiden path
I am not old ):
buddy ur like 30
acoustic dune
I am 21 ):
Or 22
Idk
Speaking of old
Can't grow out a good mustache
So I just rip it of with a tweezer then shave
acoustic dune
did a trex tell u to type that
N-no
I am hip with the kids yo
Bc I am still young
acoustic dune
Nurgle got yo ass
maiden path
sneezing so hard my tonsil stones spit out like a barrage of rocks and mutilate my monitor
ornate bone
Indignatus is always my first choice for a pillow fight.
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/ameno-meme-thinking-hmmm-gif-3844418297646103366
Are you saying it has good damage?
Or better question: was there a damage buff I missed last patch?
obsidian prairie
First, which indignatus
north sedge
yea that's a big question to answer there
ornate bone
First, which indignatus
The crusher
north sedge
yes crusher has great dmg in fact
obsidian prairie
I love crusher
pulsar zinc
crusher is fantastic
south folio
crusher continues to be doing good damage
obsidian prairie
You also don’t need top of class damage when everything is spending its entire fight with you on the ground or in the air
The crusher pulling up with its overhead thinking it’s hot shit only to get sat the fuck down by mine
ornate bone
The crusher pulling up with its overhead thinking it’s hot shit only to get sat ...
But it's not dead...
frosty herald
crusher's biggest upside is not relying on blessings to be good
obsidian prairie
But it's not dead...
Yeah but it’s about to be
ornate bone
Yeah but it’s about to be
From who? What if you're now busy with mobs/additional crushers?
Woulda been a lot cooler to kill it the first time.
south folio
dead weapon #psyker-class message
north sedge
Crusher kills crushers quite quickly
obsidian prairie
From who? What if you're now busy with mobs/additional crushers?
Yeah but the funny thing about charged heavy one, is that everyone else is on the floor as well
south folio
here's with no pre-stacked hammerblow or sustained assault https://streamable.com/jrylk4
dead weapon
obsidian prairie
So I can follow with light and then heavy until it dies
coarse birch
terrible
ornate bone
here's with no pre-stacked hammerblow or sustained assault https://streamable.co...
Incredible lol
obsidian prairie
It’s also like, literally the safest zealot weapon right
ornate bone
The safest weapon would be one that kills things when you hit them 1-2 times.
But I get what you mean.
It is pretty safe
pulsar zinc
i mean it has god tier dodges while still having good stagger and damage
ornate bone
Just kinda sucks to kill things slowly or rely on your team to clean it up for you.
obsidian prairie
I’d need to boot the game to grab mine but crusher also isn’t that slow
It’s really good at handing out skullcrusher stacks to literally anything
ornate bone
Like most heavy weapons, it's all about getting into a flow.
Hammer isn't necessarily slow, either. You just have to move in and out with it.
north sedge
Crusher is not slow at killing
ornate bone
Crusher is not slow at killing
Relative to other options, I would say it certainly is.
I'll preface by saying every weapon is deadly and useable in the right hands.
pulsar zinc
it really isnt tho lol
obsidian prairie
It has access to an infinite cleave light, I would think that that would make it kill things quickly
ornate bone
It has access to an infinite cleave light, I would think that that would make it...
Yeah?
obsidian prairie
Now I want to play crusher, shit
Well I have a flamer that needs modding on zealot
What’s the blessing combo for a flamer? Blaze away and something?
I’d probably do quickflame, reload on that thing looks problematic
fleet zealot
What’s the blessing combo for a flamer? Blaze away and something?
blaze away+ free slot
until overpressure gets fixed
obsidian prairie
Yeah that’s what I guessed
fleet zealot
use quickflame instead or showstopper maybe
76% burn stat, high cloud radius, high ammo
pulsar zinc
what's wrong with overpressure rn?
pulsar zinc
bruh
obsidian prairie
Which is utterly terrible
ivory marlin
Istg the universe would rather kill me then let me enjoy l4d again
Smth always gotta happen right when i load in
median steeple
Hmm what class
spare talon
unwrap the burrito
royal vortex
guess the context
maiden path
i dont play warlock cause I don't like the fashion
spare talon
i dont play warlock cause I don't like the fashion
warlock fashion is head and robes
nothing else matters cuz you dont see it
maiden path
warlock fashion is head and robes
nothing else matters cuz you dont see it
u see ur legs..
spare talon
robes cover most of it
maiden path
i got my poncho doe
migfht use da old redwar hunter cloak
the one that replaced it doesnt actually color the same
so old redwar hunter cloak is it's own fashion
nimble fiber
spare talon
<a:nom:1226231897760464926>
ajax being made
gley parts being made
jayber (autistic ipad kid) parts are on the slate to be made
hushed knoll
<a:nom:1226231897760464926>
WADIYA TALKIN ABEET
hushed knoll
<@399244889109561364>
spare talon
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991> <:acid_do_mathematics:6845192557981859...
is that your reaction to germans or gay people
median steeple
i play hunter and titan the most
you could get calibans since that buffs explosive knives
or galanors if you want to use blad barrage
maiden path
you could get calibans since that buffs explosive knives
al;ready gopt that i think
no fucker
i was talking guns
hushed knoll
is that your reaction to germans or gay people
WHAT
maiden path
ive got both of those
median steeple
you mention nowhere about guns mf
maiden path
you mention nowhere about guns mf
exotic cipher implies
median steeple
exotic cipher can be used to get ANY exotic
maiden path
not everyon has the exotic specific decoding..
fleet zealot
is that your reaction to germans or gay people
That’s a dangerous question
quaint verge
is that your reaction to germans or gay people
nimble fiber
spare talon
i got 3 exotic engram
you said engram
spare talon
once again i am being attacked from every side
woah
is that a darktide reference
nimble fiber
median steeple
presage should be in the weekly exotic rotator?
but it's a random roll exotic like hawkmoon
so goodluck
merry flume
such a surreal TikTok if you've ever been in this situation