zealot-class

[proper gyro]

Is there any thrusting weapons in this game?

Like the heavy attack is a thrust?

[south folio]

there's ds4 on psyker

[surreal shore]

Yeah but do I need hammer blow ?

[proper gyro]

Oh yeah forgot about that

[south folio]

and ds2 but that does less damage than ds4 for some reason

[north sedge]

Well thunderstrike is doodoo

[south folio]

hammerblow/trauma is very good to stagger tougher enemies with normal attacks

[surreal shore]

Ehhh

[south folio]

so that you can abuse the shit out of skullcrusher

[north sedge]

Is doodoo!

[proper gyro]

I want the sword and dagger from VT

[south folio]

skullcrusher is legitimately stupid (on crusher)

[surreal shore]

But 1 special applies full stack of thundercock

[proper gyro]

And something similar to the longbow

[north sedge]

Is doodoo!

[surreal shore]

Wait why did that autocorrect like that my bad

[south folio]

but trauma/hammerblow carry into other enemies because it's a self-buff

[surreal shore]

I see okay

[south folio]

the thing is that activating your special is also not optimal DPS if you don't need it for the stagger

(besides making use of it infinite cleave)

so being able to just stagger with normals is VERY nice to have

[vestal pine]

im still quite bummed zealot only real anti-carapace options that has it from the getgo are non-class specific weapons
psyker has staves, vet has plasma, ogryn doesnt habe much but his shovels usually last better than hammers

[surreal shore]

Dude

[south folio]

i mean so what if it's not a class-specific weapon

zealot still gets to make the best use of the knife

the fact that the combat blade build is specific to zealot is good enough no?

and like, crusher and evis are fine into it

[surreal shore]

You can use combat blade on psyker too if you crazy enough xD

[south folio]

i can't speak about the evis cuz i don't use it, but the crusher vid above is a 6 second kill w/o SA, hammerblow, or keystone buffs

[surreal shore]

I will speak then

[vestal pine]

special attack heavy crit headshot with carapace damage Evi15 can oneshot crushers

[surreal shore]

The second mark

Mark 12 eviserator

[misty nova]

15

[surreal shore]

Will one shot any crusher with a crit you get from shred

Blessing

Just have to do a rev heavy to the head

[vestal pine]

needs carapace from my last testing but you could run something else than piety and skip that probably

[south folio]

and being able to annihilate crushers is not a baseline that we should strive for

[surreal shore]

I run momentum xD

[proper gyro]

The pickaxe is gonna have to have some ridiculously high armor pierce

[vestal pine]

its on a ogryn

[proper gyro]

If it doesn't I'll be amazed

Yeah you mentioned ogryn

[vestal pine]

and ogryn already gets a thing called a folding shovel

oneshots lile 4 crushers cause brutal momentum likes to be broken

so idk how it'll play out tbh

[misty nova]

For real

[vestal pine]

i hope its good

[surreal shore]

Dude

[proper gyro]

You just said that ogryn doesn't have much for armor pierce

[surreal shore]

Just try different weapons

See which one you like

[proper gyro]

I'm just saying there should be more soon

[surreal shore]

Yeah like shock mauls

I'm expecting them to have same finnese as crusher honestly

[vestal pine]

used crusher, mk15 evi, mk4 chsword, mk4/7 dclaw, both knives, rashad, mk12 chaxe, tacaxe 4/7, ironhelm and others
with 10 builds i juggle around i want to have some diversity to play with instead of equipping bolter for every melee i run

ig what you mean but still feels like zealot really usually gets shafted

[proper gyro]

I guess just have faith in FS and hope they add some cool shit

I'm sure they will eventually

[vestal pine]

they'll add something in 40000 years so yea

[proper gyro]

I mean VT fucking rocks it just took a little while for it to get there

[surreal shore]

Guys

Btw

Do I have to run

Bm on

H sword now ?

[proper gyro]

I would

[vestal pine]

ogryn def lacks a anti-carapace weapon other than shovels, but hes currently lacking in weapon variety

BM is good

[proper gyro]

The pickaxe should be awesome hopefully

[surreal shore]

I dont wanna grind again 😦

[proper gyro]

Unfortunate

[vestal pine]

ignores cleave damage loss for the first 3 enemy it hits after you kill one with a wp kill

[south folio]

and if there did exist the ds4 on zealot, that would limit build diversity given that you would have to pick it every time, from how I'm interpreting what you're saying

[surreal shore]

you know how long it took me to get this!!!!

or this!

[south folio]

what's the difference between taking the bolter or an anti-carapace melee on zealot in terms of limiting build diversity?

is it because it's a gun and not a melee?

[surreal shore]

or this???

@south folio seriously is bm that important on Hsword n ow?

[south folio]

it's BM so i'd run it

hsword doesn't need it as much as axes, but it is still BM

[surreal shore]

@south folio i think i need a new crusher too then XD

[vestal pine]

cause you have nothign to deal with one if you're alone
i run a braced-dclaw build that gets to do nothing on crusher waves other than parry them for 2 minuites straight
ig this might be just my problem, but i wish to see more ways of dealing with carapace on zealot and not relying on something overtuned called fotf

[south folio]

yeah though that's dclaw life

[vestal pine]

fotf is stupid

its good and its stupid

[proper gyro]

Just swap out rampage for BM

That's what I'd do

[vestal pine]

i just hate anything zealot related ends in a similar manner of kill crusher fast use fotf

[proper gyro]

I use fotf for literally everything

[vestal pine]

its boring

[proper gyro]

I love it personally

[south folio]

there's knife if you want carapace destruction

these melee weapons have fine crusher kill times w/o fotf

taxe gets by with lightspam, crit, and duellist

[proper gyro]

Charging at enemies and doing a side sweep heavy to lob off the heads of 4 ragers rocks

[south folio]

and ranged weapons being able to destroy crushers should be the exception

not the norm

[proper gyro]

@surreal shore post your Hsword build

[south folio]

things like trauma and voidstrike absolutely deserve to be shafted, not that other things deserve to be buffed to their level

same goes for plasma

and so on

they are NOT the baselines that any weapon should ever strive for

[north sedge]

No buffs only nerfs

[south folio]

psword is also another topic of its own

and deserves to have its kneecaps shot out even more

[vestal pine]

which is why i wrote about a whole rant about it really
chaxe thrust special heavy can deal with it, evi needs crit and carapace but doable, axe is decent, crusher isnt particularly fast nor slow imo

[vestal pine]

and then bolter gets shadownerfed again cause bulwarks now need timings now. granted it also nerfed plasma but still

im fine with bolter not opening bulwarks in 1 shot if it had more ammo but it doesnt so ill probably complain about it later on

[north sedge]

Everything should be one tap and also the game should auto walk me to every enemy/location

[vestal pine]

even with fotf lasguns dont seem to lay much on crushers
least laspistols work so thats great

[south folio]

it's truly impressive that your first instincts are to cherrypick the literal worst weapons for the situation

dclaw and now it's the lasguns this time

[vestal pine]

ill shut up then sorry :(

[south folio]

your perception is just absolutely warped by the absolutely peak anti-carapace weapons

my point has been that weapons like the ds4 and psword are NOT baselines to strive for and you just keep stepping past this point completely

and here's a demonstration with SA and hammerblow up, which is fairly reasonable to assume if you're using melee with zealot in any reasonable capacity
https://streamable.com/ik7zw5

[ornate bone]

whats the differences between heavy swords i cant find anything on yt

like moveset obv

[surreal shore]

moveset

[ornate bone]

but what changes

[surreal shore]

oh mk6 and 7 are

each others reverse

mk 9 is completley different

[south folio]

if we count from when i begin activaitng the special and when the killing blow lands

it's ~3.5 seconds ttk to kill a crusher

which is pretty damn good by any metric

[vestal pine]

vraks 3 can kill crushers reasonably quickly with perfect aim

and then agrapina shotgun takes about 5 shots to kill crusher so thats nice

[south folio]

and the crusher is one of the weapons that can set up these situations

you don't have to play perfectly when crusher is one of the weapons that can reliably stagger crushers

just because it's not degenerate like trauma or smite doesn't mean that you should discount it

[vestal pine]

vraks 3 should take aboug 5 seconds of full auto onto the head to kill it

ig what you mean by it doesnt have to be best

but my heart aint getting it it seems

[south folio]

for reference, 3 heavies with a ds4 takes ~2.4 seconds

though of course ds4 requires no setup besides trivially acquired buffs

but once again

not something to strive for

and once again, i have to reiterate that if crushers continue to be killed this easily, they have to be spammed in numbers to be a threat

which is why the busto weapons are not the baselines to strive for

[vestal pine]

spawns regularly enough this way in hi-ahock to be warrented one imho

[south folio]

...

the point is that

if we want the spawns to be nerfed

we have to bring the anti-crusher DPS down

mf

do i have to hammer this in three times

[heady rapids]

power creeping as long as they dont touch the hp is fun

[south folio]

once once again, this is the reason why weapons like the psword and ds4 are not the baselines that we should strive for

[heady rapids]

esp with the weapons we have

[south folio]

10k hp crushers 🙂

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078039336794198037/1251346019312996402/image0.gif

payday balancing my beloved

[south folio]

and a weapon like trauma absolutely deserves to be kneecapped and is similarly not a baseline to strive for

[vestal pine]

how would you even nerf trauma without taking away irs absurd stagger anywau

[stable cypress]

Elite crusher as a thing could actually be pretty cool

[south folio]

if i were limited to only changing one aspect, then i'd just nerf the radius

people should have to actually aim the trauma

it has too much damage + stagger, on account of it dishing it out in a wide circle, and this happens to be a game where enemies clump up (and guess what shape things that clump up tend to form)

[heady rapids]

a konga line

[south folio]

so true

[stable cypress]

Yeah I think radius nerf is the way to go

[south folio]

and if we want to keep some strength, hold back a bit on the radius nerf and then increase the peril gen

back to the good ol' days of 47% peril trauma

[vestal pine]

zealots still have no real away of dealing with carapace in their ranged slot

[heady rapids]

we need to make all new maps just fully consist of stairs instead

[heady rapids]

tf

[south folio]

i mean if we just completely ignore the elephant in the room that is FotF

but at this point

you have to be actively avoiding anti-carapace builds for zealot

[vestal pine]

fotf is busted yea

[heady rapids]

revolver can consistently two tap the m

[south folio]

you have to be

1. not taking FotF
2. not taking any of the 6 melee weapons that are good into carapace

[heady rapids]

yeah i mean sometimes you wanna get the heavy sword

have some fun

is bolter good on zealot? i know vet can like 2-3 tap them with bolter

[vestal pine]

bolter is better on zealot

[heady rapids]

but yeah this

[ornate bone]

doesnt zarona 2 tap crushers in head with a crit and the right buffs

[south folio]

i only run fotf w/ bolter so i can't say about it in general

[ornate bone]

doesnt get much better than that

[heady rapids]

it doesnt need buffs i think

only the talent that gives you damage

[opal sparrow]

With carapace damage and shattering impact it takes 6 shots for me to kill a crusher using a bolter

[heady rapids]

up to 25% with range

[vestal pine]

i use it in like 1 build and dont use it cause i dont wanna see same shit on every build i have

same goes for zarona

[ornate bone]

omg hiiiiii zealot monogamer

[vestal pine]

and then theres like agrapina shotgun

[heady rapids]

i use zarona on literally every build i think

if ucking love it

[south folio]

sure, but if you're going to argue on the basis of build limitations

then i can pull out the psyker card

[heady rapids]

yeah at this point you're actively trying to make a build that excels at sucking in killing crushers

[vestal pine]

psyker definitely trades talent variety eith weapons

[south folio]

i can also pull out the vet card
because guess how many total weapons they have that are good into carapace
because guess what, this isn't a zealot-only problem by your defintion

WE DON'T GET WEAPON VARIETY EITHER

[heady rapids]

vet has a rending talent ig

[south folio]

THERE IS NO VARIETY

MF

[vestal pine]

trying to make builds that dont use the same ult, or the same gun, or the same melee for the 200th time, sorry

[faint cape]

Zealot has an I win button vs armor who is whining

[vestal pine]

plasma is like 1 more in the bag

from the very start

[south folio]

that's true, i forget about the rending talents since i don't run them

though they're also just helped by crit ADMs

[stable cypress]

Vet doesn't even run the rending talents much lol

[heady rapids]

yeah its mostly stacking those to tear crushers apart

[vestal pine]

i dont really care about rending talents now... they are good but onslaught just takes too much ammo and too much skillpointd for me

[left iron]

A wild fatass

In its natural habitat

[heady rapids]

completely forgot that we're getting a bolt pistol

also

might be usable

[vestal pine]

shovis with two different specials, that seems fun

wodner if zealot has those

i know having shit variety in this game isnt a high hurdle

but i hate one regardless, sorry about that

ogryns habe my sadness

[south folio]

and i'm saying that if you ignore the omega busted options, there are a good selection of melees to pick from in zealot

and i also saying that psyker also gets limited in variety as well

[left iron]

I told him he needs to exercise

[stable cypress]

ogryns don't have it too bad, there's like 1 outright shit melee weapon (pmaul), a couple that have been powercreeped (non mk4 knives and clubs to lesser extent)

[visual stream]

you hurted him feelings

[south folio]

this is not a zealot-only problem by your own definitions

i don't get why you're singling zealot out in particular

[heady rapids]

and they have outright trivialized access to rending and shit

[vestal pine]

i just mean his weapon pool being small since its exclusive to only him

[heady rapids]

also you can even play with maul tbh

bleed carries

like genuinely

even this shit is lowkey playable

[vestal pine]

3 out of 4 staves can deal with carapace by itself, wonder what zealot gets

[south folio]

damn i wonder what happens when you stop focusing on carapace and look at psyker's variety in general

[heady rapids]

does anyone remember the last time psykers got new toys.......

[stable cypress]

even weapons that aren't good vs crusher can be better wtih zealot b/c stagger talent, so like chainswword rev can stop crusher when it wouldn't for vet

[heady rapids]

i really fucking hope the new patch delivers

[south folio]

and also zealot still having a good variety of melees

[stable cypress]

yeah the lack of new staves sucks

[south folio]

like this is another point--why are you focusing on ranged so much on zealot

[heady rapids]

lack of anything tbh

[south folio]

the classes certainly don't have to be equal

[heady rapids]

the only big change after p13 was duelling becoming good

[vestal pine]

i dont remember csword staggering with zealot but ill try it again

[heady rapids]

but then again we have blitzes

so ehhhhhh

[vestal pine]

psykers really lack weapon variety yea

least the skilltree is great

[south folio]

the skill tree is also one of the worse aspects of it

because our permutations are crippled by the locks

[stable cypress]

idk what the fuck to do about obscurus but non mk4 duelling swords need adjusted/reworked

[south folio]

the other classes can at least make sideways selections even if suboptimal

but psyker can't even do that

because of the locks

[heady rapids]

yeeeahhh

[south folio]

obscurus can have the h1 and l2 buffed

and that'd be good enuff for the normals

[vestal pine]

ogryn top half????

[south folio]

that's true

i forget about ogryn

[vestal pine]

thanks

[south folio]

i only play the human classes

[stable cypress]

and ds4 is corny but part of that is uncanny

[vestal pine]

jsut buff ds2 stab to ds4 level

[south folio]

no

[vestal pine]

why does ds2 stab suckish than ds4 anyway

[south folio]

only the lord in heaven knows

[heady rapids]

maybe they should make them actually distinctive instead

and not just

mk4

[vestal pine]

i like what ds5 is trying to offer me

still have zero idea about ds2 tho

[south folio]

they gave every duelling sword light 4.5 cleave 😔

and based on what yoshi's said, the h2 vs light spam is not particularly that different

[heady rapids]

least im hoping for the new patch is at least get some vermintide staves

[south folio]

ds2 h1 isn't bad anyways (e.g., they're pretty comparable to knife even if accounting for knife's increased crit chance)
just that ds4 heavies got cranked up numbers for no reason

[heady rapids]

or the force greatsword

[vestal pine]

tbh more problematic problem os psyker is him being locked from many weapons + staves are ass to farm

[misty nova]

Probably overhead heavies that can hit targets behind your first

[vestal pine]

no i meant about mobility

instead of

what was it cleave damage

[south folio]

defence instead of cleave damage

[vestal pine]

or something idk

yea that

[south folio]

mk5 only has a 0.2m edge in dodge distance

[left iron]

More stats to dump

[south folio]

and the dodge happening marginally faster (I think also a number of 0.2 seconds faster?)

[vestal pine]

it also has a weird i dont get to decrease my dodge distance until i reach -5 dodges

[south folio]

it's a pretty marginal difference in mobility all things considered

i'm pretty sure it does decrease but by a little

the duelling sword and combat knife are unique in this regard

to my memory

[vestal pine]

i just assume its just wack with both defense and mobility

[south folio]

well i'll go enable movement analyzer and see

[misty nova]

Weird numbers ngl

[heady rapids]

can anyone ask fatshark to drop the dev blog

[vestal pine]

ds4 also has good mobility after reaching 0 but heard strange things about ds5

so if it was on zealot i might use it for that reason

seems fun

agrapina revolver sucking on killing crushers in 1 mag also sad for me

[vast basin]

Probably not happening till mid summer, and that's optimistic

[heady rapids]

agripinaa is very weird tbh

[vestal pine]

i really like the gun and i have to dump the mag and expect the crusher to live with sliver of health by 50/50

thanks

[heady rapids]

its a week till the patch drops and they said that there are gonna be devblogs lol

[vestal pine]

less than a week

its like 4 days now

[vast basin]

Yeah but the patch doesn't include crafting so

[heady rapids]

so?

[vast basin]

Devblog about what? New weps? Lol

[vestal pine]

yes

[heady rapids]

i dont see any problems here

[misty nova]

Yeah

[vestal pine]

ill probably take a fatshark company tour at this point

[vast basin]

We already know what they are... How about a devblog about something we don't know

[heady rapids]

they'll encase you in their shark statue

[vestal pine]

we know about... what exactly

[heady rapids]

yeah literally that cause there are gonna be more things that they announced

[mystic nacelle]

we dont know all of them

[vestal pine]

we dont know if other weapons are getting variants

we dont know what motions the pickaxe variations they'll have

we dont know about their blessings

[left iron]

Fatass found the light

[vast basin]

You guys are being awfully optimistic when they haven't announced anything besides 4 weps and a map

[heady rapids]

they literally said it themselves?

[vestal pine]

and whatever easteregg they cram onto the map(singular)

optimistic about showing pickaxe(3)

[heady rapids]

optimistic about them not closing the studio on the day before patch

idk

[vestal pine]

like i fully assume fatshark would only make one and other two is just a game release skin basically trying to cashgrab

[heady rapids]

declaring bankruptcy or some shit

[vestal pine]

even then it'd be a pretty interesting devlog

i can be optimistic about them actually releasing something else than the 4 weapkns teased

[heady rapids]

This new update features (but is not limited to):*

[vestal pine]

but im not looking forward to that on the devlog i just look forward to 4 weapons

[heady rapids]

i think sbd from testing said that its gonna be good

in this server

[ornate bone]

what stats does hsword care about the least

[vestal pine]

if you believe anything would come out on fatshank's fat ass you're really mistaken lol

[south folio]

pretty easy to be optimistic when it'd be pretty hard to make something worse than the current system

i welcome any slight improvement

[vestal pine]

wdym its hard

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chris-gif-7306463412589929241

[vestal pine]

just actually revert back to oldwayd

[south folio]

because we're at the bottom of the barrel

they would have to be actively throwing to make something worse than what we currently have

[vast basin]

I mean we could just get next week'd again

[south folio]

(note that i didn't say it was impossible, just that it would be hard)

[vestal pine]

we could

[vestal pine]

gacha weapon tickets

[heady rapids]

alright tag me in a week if i was right

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-disapproval-gif-8795497485738803809

[vestal pine]

i mean do you believe them

[heady rapids]

yeah im pretty certain that there's gonna be at least a bit more than they announced

[mystic nacelle]

defense and cleave targets, you still need defense to be high enough to not lose a dodge tho (52%)

[vestal pine]

i dont but good for you

[left iron]

Boggo

[mystic nacelle]

also always run deathblow on it

[vast basin]

"not limited to" means the extra stuff they add is actually game breaking bugs which break the balance like smite+EP or rumbler+burst override

[vestal pine]

did they every fix shocktrooper-lasguns

[south folio]

difference between mk5 and mk4/2

(keeping in mind that you practically only use 60% mob mk4/2s)

mk5 light tech and mk4 heavy tech are roughly the same speed

[fleet zealot]

Good morning

[vestal pine]

0.4m change hm

[south folio]

so at least for efficient dodges, you'll be traversing 1.12x the distance with the mk5 compared to the mk4 in the same amount of time

[vestal pine]

speedrun mode aaa

[south folio]

so, pretty marginal difference in mobility

[vestal pine]

i wish zealot could use dualswords other than 4 and shovels

would be fun

also forgot that helbore charge pierces carapace good

[summer flax]

What combo u guys use vs hordes with Turtolsky IX?

[vestal pine]

spam heavys

or spam lights

its a quite simple sword

[misty nova]

H1>[H2 H3]

[fleet zealot]

Light spam vs trash hordes, heavies if there is anything in there

[south folio]

though it makes sense for vet given what vet as a class is, though i dislike ranged options for carapace nonetheless

[fleet zealot]

Yea you should just be spamming heavies tbh h2 and h3 loop into each other

[vestal pine]

i wish there was more variety for zealot

[south folio]

well you got that in melee options

this is starting to sound like "play other classes if you want that sort of stuff"

[vestal pine]

i am

i even played melee psykers

[south folio]

i hope it is not too outlandish that zealot is more melee-focused compared to vet and psyker

[north sedge]

Nearly every melee weapon works for zealot, not lacking variety

[summer flax]

Guess i should have specific blessing combos for that one because feeling on mine Headtaker/Wrath totally sucks compared to lets say, Combat axes

[vestal pine]

still feels like he doesnt get much variation even for me

or at least variety without relying on fotf

[subtle raptor]

what would you want to see in zealot that counts as more variation

[south folio]

if it's gameplay that you mean then i can understand what you're saying in terms of how melee combat tends to play out

if only you were more specific

yes i agree that melee combat needs to be fleshed out more

but that's a problem with melee in general

[vestal pine]

i guess

[south folio]

and zealot gets to suffer from it

[vestal pine]

been scraping the bottom of rhe barrel here

[fleet zealot]

Dont go wrath

[vestal pine]

for like idk

400 hours

[fleet zealot]

Heavy sword has some of the best base cleave in the game, the best build is HT deathblow (sword BM) then the next one is headtaker rampage

[south folio]

just emphasizing stamina once more, nerfing dodges, and buffing blocking

[vestal pine]

like folding shovels are cool, sword that has a actual thrust in its moveset(like deimos) is cool, etc

[fleet zealot]

Cleave bonuses only affect the hitmass you can swing through it does not directly give you damage otherwise

[south folio]

too bad that shit is omega busted and the deimos stab is just straight up 2.5x more damage than a sweeping heavy last time i checked

[summer flax]

Soon, when game will bless me with the option to go that way x)

[fleet zealot]

HT deathblow lets you multikill elites in one swing, and HT rampage is just double power blessings so it’s a good boost

[south folio]

there is no ounce of nuance when the numbers are that big

[vestal pine]

it also free knocks down any non-boss and shield lol

[fleet zealot]

Yee, unlike some weapons, wrath does next to nothing for combat swords

[south folio]

ah right it was 2x for heavies

[south folio]

at leas that's a bug

[vestal pine]

if its a bug fatshark has keepen it for 6 months at least now

[south folio]

though on the list of easy fixes that fatshark is slow to change

it's something to do with it referencing the wrong stagger profile

[summer flax]

Overall, for zealot if not knife hobo then is Piety for IJ better?

[south folio]

it certainly is very abnormal

because it was changed in one patch

and behaved normally before that

[fleet zealot]

Ij?

[south folio]

inexorable

[fleet zealot]

Oh inexorable

[south folio]

mometnum

[vestal pine]

3rd

[fleet zealot]

Depends on the weapon

[vast basin]

Depends

[fleet zealot]

In general benefits from crit as a damage source like knife or chsword you go piety, you want a more generalist buff you go momentum, and if you don’t need to rely on cdr and want to purely stat boost your weapon, you go martyrdom

[summer flax]

What about crusher?

[fleet zealot]

crusher in a weird spot, but i have to add a correction that blazing piety is so overtuned rn it works for nearly every weapon anyways, even ones that lack crit synergy

crusher is a great weapon so it isn't tied to keystone choice, some go blazing piety because crusher does have a higher than average finesse ratio, and you can hit a lot of targets per swing, i personally go martyrdom since it isn't really tied to ability boosted power attacks, and others go momentum

[spare dome]

thats a lot of plasteel

[ornate bone]

damn

i could never im way too addicted to the slots

[ember yew]

[left iron]

Boggo

[ornate bone]

woaaa

had one of those when i was a kid

they friendly and floofers

[left iron]

Im sneaking treats for him

[ornate bone]

i used to chase it with my electrical toy car

i was like 4-5 year old i think

ordered dis to put on ma wall

[hushed knoll]

Will he go in your salmon soup

[left iron]

Does he look like a salmon?

Actually, to you he probably does

[hushed knoll]

He could be

[left iron]

Yeah, i was about to say

[hushed knoll]

What

[left iron]

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-funny-looping-gif-9366309982747640076

[sterile stone]

Is that a Valhund?

[left iron]

Keeshond

[sterile stone]

Woooord

I will return the favor with a mini Aussie Shepard

[left iron]

[silver granite]

Bruh why do people avoid Hammer Zealot

I thought People like High Damage and want to dispose off bosses fast

And Weakened one especially

[silver granite]

Bro wtf

[left iron]

Because you can do that with other weapons, the weapon being hard to roll and it having mediocre horde damage

[silver granite]

Hammer?

I see

[left iron]

Yes. You can control a horde, but it takes a while to kill it

The blessing pool is full of trash

And it has 4 stat rolls you dont want to dump

So finding a base is hard

[obtuse stirrup]

Hammer is kinda power crept atm

It used to be THE way to kill bosses

Now every class has a way which is much less limiting/one-trick

Cowboy vet, gunker, gun lugger ogryn

[silver granite]

Or throw a Krak Grenade at the boss

[uncut spoke]

Amen

[silver granite]

I only play veteran, so idk

[left iron]

Also, its not as braindead as most of the other weapons. You need to know when you can take a powered swing without getting destroyed, how to manipulate the swing hitbox etc

[silver granite]

I only play characters who have ranged abilities

Yes I want to play Call of Doody but it's trash now with a release every year that's Ctrl + C Ctrl + V

Also fuck activision

Veteran is Chad

[digital hollow]

ngl

im loving the chainaxe

giga fun

[ornate bone]

hop on dclaw uwu

[obtuse stirrup]

So all of them?

[silver granite]

I mean Guns

[obtuse stirrup]

So all of them?

[silver granite]

No I mean Guns with Ranged Abilities that compliment the guns

[obtuse stirrup]

So all of them?

[silver granite]

And a fuck ton of damage using guns

[ornate bone]

LMFAO

[obtuse stirrup]

OK, all of them besides Zealot

You got me there

[silver granite]

Bruh

[ornate bone]

LOL

[obtuse stirrup]

Bruh yourself, gunker and gun lugger are amazing lol

[silver granite]

I play the veteran because they can shout

[visual stream]

the ironhelm

[silver granite]

I like to shout at my enemies

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[obtuse stirrup]

Ah, so the less ranged focused ability then :)

I'm just messing with you, veteran is awesome

[silver granite]

Man fuck this shit I'm out

You got me

[ornate bone]

LOLOL

[obtuse stirrup]

But the other classes definitely have good gunplay too

[left iron]

[obtuse stirrup]

Especially if you build them to focus on it

[ornate bone]

zealot is the least guns class tho so idk what ur looking to find here

if ur looking for cool sexy people ur in the right place, but guns? nah

[silver granite]

Nah I was just here curious about why Hammer Zealot is Taboo

[ornate bone]

i wouldnt know ive never used hammer

[silver granite]

Like, one guy in NASA LFG literally hates Hammer Zealot and Assail Psyker

Every time he posts for LFG, he says he doesn't want them

[heady rapids]

that is very fucking funny

probably insecure about something

[ornate bone]

imagine getting mad at assail but not smite

[silver granite]

Oh he also hates smite

Hammer Zealot is always there, but he switches between Assail and Smite depending on mission

[visual stream]

Definitely still a great option, not sure what some people are on about

[left iron]

I, too, exclude the one blitz that turns mediocre players into okay ones that can at least somewhat pull their weight

[ornate bone]

people probably blacklist things in their lobby for being too OP

like dont want to trivialise the game

[obtuse stirrup]

I can imagine banning plasma

But really only plasma

[silver granite]

NVM he only hates Smite, not assail

[ornate bone]

based

[visual stream]

I think smite can be fun to have on a team, but the fun stops at two or more

[obtuse stirrup]

Also a lot of things are often chosen by shit players

[silver granite]

I hate Plasma too, mfs be begging for ammo the whole game while unloading blue vape cloud on anything that moves

[visual stream]

Like I played purgatus with a smite psyker one time and we made a fire ass duo

Then there was another time I got matched with three smykers

So boring

Slop

[ornate bone]

the greatest interaction i had with a smite psyker was he died very soon after i stopped killing the stunned shit for him

[silver granite]

One mf literally charged it to full so he got the burn thingy, melted a crowd of poxwalkers but exposed all of his health to two dreg rangers behind him. Now you know what happens next

And that guy kept looting all the ammo the entire mission

[ornate bone]

i hate people/builds that rely on teammates to do something for you

[silver granite]

So after he died, we didn't rez him and played peacefully

[visual stream]

My honest reaction when I'm spectating the last alive smiter and he keeps spamming smite at the melee enemies getting in his face (the run is sold as fuck):

[silver granite]

LMAO

[left iron]

I've started observing smite psykers shoot their funny lightning into a horde, and what happens when they reach their peril cap so far its a 100% downed rate

[ornate bone]

didnt perilpilled edgemaxx

the classic blunder

[silver granite]

Anyone else faced this with Plasma + Powersword ahh Veterans?

[obtuse stirrup]

Smitekers who don't take creeping flames

Is there a lower form of life?

[silver granite]

Oh no, Gen Z BrainRot

[visual stream]

It's funny because they made smite even easier by auto stopping it at 100% peril

[ornate bone]

i usually dont complain about people/builds unless they're very noticeably ruining the game (smikers and plasma gun typically)

[silver granite]

I hate Plasma gun veterans

[visual stream]

If I'm completely honest

[silver granite]

I hope they get gangbanged by 3 reapers

And 4 ragers

And 3 gunners all at once

[visual stream]

I would rather play with one weak link smyker than a sweaty revolver veteran that kills everything on the screen that moves

[silver granite]

What

[left iron]

[silver granite]

I thought Wild West Veteran was the Coolest

[left iron]

He HATES quickplaying into me

[visual stream]

Not when they play the game for you

[silver granite]

Ofc I'm next in like (I use IAG)

[obtuse stirrup]

Revolver veteran tends to be a scrappy melee build for me

But I do mine infiltrate, zarona, WS

[visual stream]

If your chosen weapon does not kill thing in one hit from 40m away, you will not touch it

[obtuse stirrup]

And I think chainsword 4 and kraks

My Zealot is my real Zarona hog

[ornate bone]

i play fotf zealot and spend 95% of the game rushing people down with my sword

i only ever use revo for crushers, bulwarks, maulers and blades for specials and problematic gunners

[silver granite]

I play IAG + Shovel Veteran and I like to do funny bonk on head

[left iron]

Vet is just a funny zealot that has access to peesword

[silver granite]

Heresy

I mean, imagine charging your melee (This post was brought to you by Shovel Gang)

[silver granite]

Spiky bonk on head

[minor sage]

swedish developers man

[visual stream]

mods pin this

[obtuse stirrup]

You got the crusher oneshot on yours?

[minor sage]

i dont understand how they're still in business

[obtuse stirrup]

Satisfying as fuck

[minor sage]

lololol

[silver granite]

Yes sir

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O08VvzZtwGw

i dont really like the remaster

[silver granite]

Wait, what are the perks + blessings you want again?

[maiden path]

but i respect it for actually being a remaster

[silver granite]

Come to #veteran-class

[maiden path]

and not just an upscaled song bascially

[minor sage]

"btw we're going on our mandated summer holiday, so you're gonna have to wait until after summer "

it's insane that it's a business lololol

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0t_wb0lUW0

the og is way too good

[silver granite]

They deserve le holiday

[maiden path]

did fatshark do that?

[minor sage]

in the US this company would've already been chopped

[left iron]

Oh no, workers rights

[visual stream]

something something actual worker's rights are an abomination

[maiden path]

yea im gonna start fucking union busting

[silver granite]

So you are pissed off about Game Dev's Not being Overworked? Damn bro, you should try Activision for a change

[maiden path]

god bless jeff bezos give me 30000 dollars

[maiden path]

these fuckers have dropped like 2 updates in a year for a live service game 😭

[silver granite]

Ikr!!?!?, how dare they have a life outside of modelling pixels on a screen and writing C++ Code in Unreal Engine 5

[minor sage]

this is a strawman tbh. my issue is with the pace of content after 2 years of the game being released

[maiden path]

we just have to wait for 5 years untill they decide to do this to their next game and update darktide

[minor sage]

workers rights are irrelevant in this case

if a shitty company to work at with bad work culture did this I would also be complaining

[silver granite]

Hmm

[visual stream]

Can loosely agree, though I don't know the size of the team so unsure to what degree

[left iron]

Yet you're complaining about them taking their holidays stated in the law

[minor sage]

it's not about their work culture, it's about the fact that the content pace is fucking abysmal

[left iron]

Holy shit mate

[silver granite]

Idk man I wanna be an intern at fat shark (I am learning Compilers and C++)

[maiden path]

compared to helldivers 2 content the rate of content for darktide is actually criminal

[silver granite]

It sounds like a cool place

To work at

[minor sage]

yep hd2 content rate seems great lul

[maiden path]

helldivers 2 is going insane with their first big game

[ember yew]

We have enough bugs as it is, no need to add more

[minor sage]

you're learning the wrong thing then not gonna lie

[silver granite]

Bruh

I'm a 10x developer (I read the book or smth idk) /s

[minor sage]

nice

i'm a 0.1x developer

[ember yew]

[silver granite]

I mean my primary interest is Optimizing Compilers and Programming Languages, though I will apply for the memes

I'm pretty sure they need that for Automation Tools and Testing

And they definitely have that at a Game Dev Company

[minor sage]

I mean yeah, tell me with a straight face you think the content cadence is acceptable and that pushing back their shit til after their summer vacation is a thing that the customer should be happy about

[maiden path]

2 swedish dollars

[silver granite]

What

[minor sage]

like this is actually slower

than valheim dev cycle

and those fuckers are slow as hell

[maiden path]

it is pretty crazy how slow darktide is getting updates

[minor sage]

it gets updates slower than terraria was

and that was one dude's side project LOL

[maiden path]

atleast terraria gets big updates

dude they added an entire BIOME

after the 'final update'

[minor sage]

he*

it's one dude

[maiden path]

just like

uhh

uhh

its just one dude bro

all the music

its one guy

tame impala

[silver granite]

Uhh

[maiden path]

have u ever seen tame impala playtesting terraria?

exactly

same guy

[silver granite]

Bro wtf

Terraria is made by one guy?!?!?

[maiden path]

yes and its tame impala

[silver granite]

Man Fat Shark needs to up their game

I'm gonna try to join there and work overtime

If I get the job

[maiden path]

fatsharks content update being like 3 NEW weapons

is crazy

[left iron]

Now whos drawing strawmen? Them taking their holidays STATED IN THE LAW is a completely acceptable reason to delay stuff in my books.

[maiden path]

im not counting the 4 different varients they're gonna add

[minor sage]

like sure you can talk all you want about workers rights and blah blah blah, but in the end; you're a business and you're going to be competing with other games

[silver granite]

I think they should work hard and play hard

Oh no

[minor sage]

i dont think they work hard

[maiden path]

im waiting till they delay the new weapons till after christmas

[minor sage]

tbh

like i'm not seeing it lol

[left iron]

Well, then thats what you think

[maiden path]

'It is unfortuante to discover that our weapons were not up to par with our standards! We will be delaying them to after christmas break of 2026. See you then rejects!'

[minor sage]

well good thing is, what I think matters

cuz I'm the customer

and guess who pays to keep the company afloat?

certainly not the swedish gov't

LOL

[north sedge]

Dis is a Karen, confirmed

[maiden path]

i can assure you fatshark is gonna release the itemzation update a few weeks into november then take another break

[left iron]

Damn, FS must be quaking in their boots because you specifically arent happy

[minor sage]

I mean I'm sure their financial reports are doing great

are they public or private?

[silver granite]

Bro

Chill

[maiden path]

fatsharks put more effort into the aquila shop then they have the actual game

[minor sage]

this seems accurate lol

[silver granite]

Ngl, I do see Warframe (Made by Digital Extremes which is Canadian) and their content drops are fast af boi

I got 3300 hrs in that game haha

[minor sage]

to be fair

it shows lmao

https://steamcharts.com/app/230410

[silver granite]

They used to be much higher

[minor sage]

https://steamcharts.com/app/1361210

[silver granite]

But yeh

[minor sage]

i think that if fs wasn't so slow they can easily compete in playerbase with wf

[silver granite]

Warframe was released in 2013

[maiden path]

it is fucking PSYCHO how fast warframe gets big updates

[silver granite]

Yeh lmao

Maybe I can try to work there

[maiden path]

i didnt even realise the new stalker update was coming out this week

[minor sage]

it's just that updates 2x a year is simply not enough

to compete with games that're getting them every 2 weeks or 3 weeks

[left iron]

Anyway, can you take your doomering back into gen chat? Its so much more pleasant when gen chat specifically exists only in gen chat

[silver granite]

Monthly but yeh

[spare dome]

DE is twice the size of FS lol

also they are basically my neighbours and I assure you DE crunches a lot

[silver granite]

And the game is from 2013

[minor sage]

well if only FS would do half the work DE did LOL

[spare dome]

i mean the company

[silver granite]

And the first major haul was from 2016 iirc

That's when Warframe really drew in folks

Including me

[maiden path]

ive got copium that they're adding more weapons in the weapon update then they said

[spare dome]

i probably make half of their lattes

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[minor sage]

i was here first, so feel free to leave

[maiden path]

tell them to reluxe the lavos deluxe

[minor sage]

🫡

[maiden path]

*release

[silver granite]

Ayy nice a barista

[north sedge]

My hot take is play other shit, check in when update happens

[maiden path]

DE.... DROP THE LAVOS DELUXE...... AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[silver granite]

This is the take

Do this

[north sedge]

Not worth getting your panties in a bunch

[minor sage]

oh yeah that's the correct thing to do, it's what most of us are doing tbh

[silver granite]

I'm going to play Battlebit remastered now

Bye

[minor sage]

I just couldn't help but be astounded

[maiden path]

thats what everyones doing 😭

[minor sage]

at how incompetent FS is

at being a game developer lol

[maiden path]

thats why we rarely talk about darktide unless someone asks a question

[spare dome]

they develop fine its just not as the astronomical pace of larger companies who have less workers rights lmao

[minor sage]

can you think of a similarly decent game that has such a slow development cadence?

[spare dome]

no because imo none exist

[minor sage]

I'm trying but I feel like even the slowest are faster

[spare dome]

i don't know of any other 4K based very high graphical fidelity game being managed by just over or under 100 people

[silver granite]

Hmm

[maiden path]

tencent will eventually tell them to kick it up a notch

[spare dome]

everything else uses a gimmick for graphics or is self managed by one dude

[silver granite]

Wait a minute, Tencent owns them?

[spare dome]

nah just a stake

[faint cape]

Tencent owns gaming

[silver granite]

Yeh worker rights in China are non existent

[spare dome]

DE is owned by Tencent on the other hand

[silver granite]

I want to go back to the Old Bungie time

[minor sage]

well everyone is owned by tencent

to be fair

[maiden path]

we got wukong so all is forgiven

[silver granite]

What

[faint cape]

If you are a gamer then you will be drafted to fight for china in the upcoming world war

[maiden path]

tencent owns an uknown amount of fathsark

i think

its really big though

[faint cape]

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[maiden path]

its like 90 million

[spare dome]

its 35%

[minor sage]

literally like 90% of companies are owned by tc

[silver granite]

Does Tencent own ea?

[maiden path]

"Later, in January 2021, it was reported that Tencent had acquired a majority stake in the company valued at around 2.2 billion sek (around US$260 million).[7"

[fleet zealot]

tencent is not involved with fatshark heavily

[maiden path]

sek!

[minor sage]

that's an exaggeration but iirc they own like everything

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-big-shot-gif-26744989

[fleet zealot]

GW is literally right there, they are the ones that push and pull the most with fatshark

[maiden path]

CHINA... MAKE FATSHARK WORK ON DARKTIDE.. AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[fleet zealot]

tencent just threw on level infinite and went back to their swimming pools of liquid gold

[minor sage]

ye i mean

their investment

[silver granite]

No

[minor sage]

into LoL

was wild

[maiden path]

i'll sell out to the chinese if they give me 800 million dollars

[fleet zealot]

they have too many companies that are much bigger than darktide is

[minor sage]

and then they also own GGG now

[silver granite]

Anyone here who plays Valorant?

[maiden path]

i'll die if play valorant

actual streamer bait

[spare dome]

nobody plays valorant

[maiden path]

atleast csgo can be played outside of being a streamer

[silver granite]

Valorant is literally a Kernel level spyware

I swear the game is just a cover up

[fleet zealot]

valorant is where minorities get to go get hatecrimed

[silver granite]

Holy

[maiden path]

no mans sky is crazy with its updates

everyone agrees to that

i dont even play the game and even im like 'please no more updates'

[silver granite]

I swear, Valorant is all a cover up so people get distracted from the goofy ahh Kernel Level Anti-Cheat that is a Spyware

They are just waiting so enough zoomers download it

[ornate bone]

what

[silver granite]

Call me the crazy conspiracy nut but you won't catch me lacking

[maiden path]

idk if this is up to date but a median of 35 employees making THIS MUCH CONTENT is fucking crazy compared to fatshark

[silver granite]

Lol

[minor sage]

ye but they have shitty workers rights /s

LOL

[fleet zealot]

valorant is an extremely toxic playerbase, so much so speakin on mic as a woman will cause you to lose games because certain randoms will troll you, tk you, throw the match

[ornate bone]

i was told valorant is full of edaters

[minor sage]

this is every single multiplayer game that exists dude.

this happens in cs, dota, league, overwatch

[fleet zealot]

yes, that's the other half, it's like, the worst split in history

[fleet zealot]

yes and valorant is especially bad for it

[minor sage]

every single multiplayer has sexist toxicity

[silver granite]

Guys trust me, Valorant is a way to distract us from the Kernel Level Spyware that is the Vanguard garbage

[fleet zealot]

yes and valorant is up there with the worse ones

[minor sage]

i dont think singling out valo makes sense

[fleet zealot]

then don't play league valorant

[silver granite]

I have never touched a Riot Game

[maiden path]

anti cheat with that panda fuck might as well be bloatware

i've never seen it working

[fleet zealot]

because it's the most recent and gaining the most traction when there is int squads that will stalk your profile for a reason to troll you

[silver granite]

I can proudly say I never have ever played a MOBA or Overwatch 2

Or The Mobile Garbage

And any Riot Game

[maiden path]

i like ow2

when i play it with FRIENDS

[silver granite]

And my very first game ever was Beyond Good and Evil

By Boobysoft (Ubisoft)

Wait a minute

That turned out nicer than expected

[maiden path]

i'd like to play more tf2 but that game has been INFESTED with people who have played it for upwards of 9 years

i cant compete with these fucks!!

[silver granite]

Lol

Valve does not know the letter 3

Do they?

I wonder if we get Abandoned at Steam Deck 2 lmao

Chat died huh

[maiden path]

as it does

[visual stream]

I like the mushroom people in BG3

Except for Glut

That stumpy bastard

[haughty haven]

Is there a +2 wounds curios

[visual stream]

Nope

[haughty haven]

Oh that bites

There's +3 Stam that basically make my psyker immortal why they no do wounds :<

[visual stream]

Would be a bit overpowered if there was tbh, at least with martyrdom

[visual stream]

stim rmb?

[ornate bone]

aaaa people in reddit recommending maxing the threads in the launcher

motherfucker you have background processes too

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[maiden path]

proof?

cant say task manager

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-me-when-i-get-you-mario-me-when-i-get-you-mario-me-when-i-get-you-washing-machine-washing-machine-mario-gif-6548056538712528138

[sterile stone]

this

[ornate bone]

lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/you-never-take-me-alive-trumpet-asdf-asdfmovie-movie-gif-27218217

[hushed knoll]

:Acud

@lusty turtle SHOW SLALOM SOUP

SALMON

FUCK

You're not Ice

[lusty turtle]

[hushed knoll]

@left iron SHOW SALMON SOUP

[hushed knoll]

Hi owo sorry

[left iron]

Slalom soup?

[nimble fiber]

[left iron]

[sterile stone]

Shits cooked mate

[nimble fiber]

me in an hour fr

[hushed knoll]

SALMON

[hushed knoll]

Wadiya talkin abeet

[hushed knoll]

“Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider,
But first check that it’s covered by your health care provider!” 😏

[left iron]

What

[hushed knoll]

I'm rapping

[hushed knoll]

I'm listening to Wendy's training video songs and butt dancing to them while laying down

[left iron]

Stans salmons

[fleet zealot]

really

alright whatever

i'll take it

[fleet zealot]

[hushed knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-JBFXh2IU

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-ew-seriously-eyeroll-gif-8081658

[hushed knoll]

HI DOUGH

[hushed knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI this one is always stuck in my head

[maiden path]

columbo batman

[north sedge]

https://youtu.be/2DoyYn-k-M0?si=6FKirvi9anYIqig3

[maiden path]

shit dont even got da oscar meyer weiner song

useless ass movie

[north sedge]

🤔

[maiden path]

this is why stallons or whatever da fucks judge dredd movie sucked

karl urbans judge dredd was so good

[north sedge]

because they're totally different movies?

[maiden path]

no

its cause the stallons one sucked!!

but the karl urban one was good!

[north sedge]

No i mean, what does shitty judge dredd have to do with the clip

[maiden path]

cause stallon was shitty judge dredd

stallone

[north sedge]

Ok great, what movie is that clip from

[maiden path]

this shit ass costume 😭

i dont really care what movie its from im talking about shitty judge dredd

pretty easy to understand

[north sedge]

Well, have fun with that

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4X4n7Fhw8

[hushed knoll]

This would be my favorite station

[maiden path]

this scene fucks

[north sedge]

Yea i know that's why I posted it (christ you need better taste)

[hushed knoll]

I'm legit mermaiding so much rn

[left iron]

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

\

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

YOU'VE REACHED YOUR CTHULU EYES LIMIT FOR THE DAY

STICK BUGS CAN'T DANCE

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[maiden path]

judge dredd has such cool designs

[hushed knoll]

Houthi no

Doughthony

What the fuck

[left iron]

L

[nimble fiber]

F

[hushed knoll]

BABONG BABONG BABONG 🌋

[left iron]

What

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-party-gif-11781022180037669995

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God

That is me rn

Except partners can't sing

Parents

Parrots

I mean dance

Same thing

[nimble fiber]

why are u a green parrot that can't sing stan

[north sedge]

90% of what parrots do

[hushed knoll]

Dance?

[fleet zealot]

parrots can dance and sing

yes

birds dance

[north sedge]

Both

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-bird-dancing-gif-14648384

[hushed knoll]

Parrots can't vermouth

[maiden path]

this mf got so much swag 😭

[hushed knoll]

Mermaid

[fleet zealot]

vermouth mermaid

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-moonwalk-moonwalk-bird-red-capped-manakin-our-planet-gif-17121557

[hushed knoll]

@nimble fiber he doesn't know

[nimble fiber]

but

do u truly know stan

[hushed knoll]

Me slidifing into dementia q

SLIDING

Into DM's

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[north sedge]

Nope dementia is correct

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH NO

[left iron]

Bay leaf moment

[fleet zealot]

no this one is correct

[hushed knoll]

Houthi is not a good thing to name yourself Dough lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ostrich-bird-dance-mating-dance-lol-gif-4735396

[left iron]

[nimble fiber]

[north sedge]

You did this

[fleet zealot]

did you know there is a problem with ostriches in captivity where they find their human caretakers more attractive then others of their species

[hushed knoll]

Didn't they just get listed as a terrorist group

[fleet zealot]

so it's hard to get them to reproduce

[hushed knoll]

Your catstare limit has been reached

[fleet zealot]

cause they just want to be with the humans

[left iron]

You cant stop me

[hushed knoll]

Wait so ostriches have relations with their caretakers?

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gojo-fortnite-dance-clober-gif-14608657973290298062

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-ostrich-egg-bine-gif-26988449

[hushed knoll]

My phone wanted to write ostriches as Österreich lmao @nimble fiber

[fleet zealot]

cause they get too busy trying to court the humans

[fleet zealot]

Don't do another reich

[hushed knoll]

It means Austria in German

[nimble fiber]

can confirm he is saying the truth

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

still, better be careful stan

don't fail art school please

[hushed knoll]

It's literally the name of a country

[fleet zealot]

anyways we should talk more about birds that fall in love with humans

[north sedge]

Well he can't tell the difference between things so he's already well on his way

[hushed knoll]

Who

[north sedge]

Meant for ferret

[hushed knoll]

awry you making rub oug me

Are yu makihg fun of me

[nimble fiber]

what

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-bird-dancing-bird-scared-fly-away-gif-15664698

[fleet zealot]

no one is trying to you rub you off stan, disgustin

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-my-dress-up-darling-gif-24624217