#zealot-class

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sterile stone
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A woman

spare talon
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idk man maybe hes just scared of women
ever think about that

sterile stone
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I mean yeah

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But I ain't threaten to harm people when I'm scared

visual stream
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The fight or flight in him has a preference when it comes to women ig

maiden path
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he's so cool

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just like me fr

frosty herald
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You got the mod right?

bitter patio
maiden path
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coolest game ever cause u can put ur hands in ur pocket

maiden path
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this mods best feature is actually adding people 2 chicago

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game had like 0 people basegame

drifting wolf
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jotaro

normal quail
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Wonder if I could make a build out of this?

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The gun itself sucks ass

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but I am saying man stopper/flechette build

north sedge
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bleed only applies to the first bunch hit

ivory marlin
fleet brook
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Hey for Middle Path Zealot, are you guys focusing on Horde Clear or killing Specials?

delicate shadow
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whatever's highest priority at the time

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which is true of all builds, pretty much

hushed knoll
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QUAL QUAOL QUOAO

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:c[e

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OWO

delicate shadow
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holy hell

hushed knoll
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QUAIL

delicate shadow
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hi stan

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how ya doing lad

hushed knoll
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I am currently ricking back anf forth on by bed owo

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Bein all comfywomfy

maiden path
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aiden pierce confirmed weezer fan

delicate shadow
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yeah that looks like north american driving

fleet brook
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Aight, thanks

delicate shadow
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yeah sorry it's a bit of a boring answer lol, but that's how it be

fleet brook
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Just feels weird since the talents list seem to be implying gunning down chaff???

maiden path
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i should go to my nephews birthday

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but i also wanna listen to weezer

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he can wait

north sedge
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nobody goes straight down the paths

hushed knoll
fleet brook
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Yeah I know

delicate shadow
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
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Wait do you have asn Austilalian accent

fleet brook
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But I'm trying out what's the "default" for each type

delicate shadow
hushed knoll
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OMG OKG OMG OMG

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Put ur accent in a bottle

north sedge
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just kill everything, basically

drifting wolf
lusty turtle
hushed knoll
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PH

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MY

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GOD

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OH

delicate shadow
hushed knoll
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Mix ur accent with SKleulys acent

sterile stone
north sedge
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pookie face on the warpath

hushed knoll
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SKellu

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Skelly'

delicate shadow
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maybe eventually

north sedge
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stan likes to be called pookie face btw

hushed knoll
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NI

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NO

delicate shadow
maiden path
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he's literally me

lusty turtle
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i mean

lusty turtle
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atleast its actual letters this time?

hushed knoll
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My copsuter is toucing my chin rb

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Rn

delicate shadow
north sedge
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copsuter

maiden path
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weezer fan

delicate shadow
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then it's not literally you

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smh

ivory marlin
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Bazinga

maiden path
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aiden pierce is me bro..

visual stream
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Bazinga

maiden path
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weezer fan with a gun..

ivory marlin
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Oh god

hushed knoll
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Aiden pierce can pierce me tbh

north sedge
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it's a miracle he can do all those hacks with a 5mb usb stick

maiden path
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explodes it

lusty turtle
visual stream
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Reminds me of sombra from overwatch

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"everyting can be hack, and every1 😈 "

hushed knoll
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I mean bloood

maiden path
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I HATE U SOMBRA

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I HATE U

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I HATE U

hushed knoll
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If he has blood boss

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And needs bloobd

hushed knoll
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Blood

delicate shadow
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Overwatch sucks

visual stream
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(hacks an obese australian man, he can't throw a hook anymore)

visual stream
maiden path
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overwatch sucks since they made it 5v5 and fucked junkrat last patch

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all they had was junkrat..

delicate shadow
visual stream
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I think the 5v5 change was actually healthy for the game

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But they could've done better

lusty turtle
visual stream
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Same with the stuns nerfs

maiden path
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the 5v5 change fucking sucked cause they've spent the games entire life now trying to balance it for 5v5

visual stream
maiden path
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they just said 'ok no more 6v6' but didnt balance it for 5v5

visual stream
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They nerfed stuns and such, that was a good step

lusty turtle
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gotta be careful cause it means they can't throw out the hook for their ground harness

maiden path
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blizzard make junkrat good again!!

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i need to pubstomp!!

lusty turtle
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its a very serious problem

visual stream
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Because stuns were a huge part of what made the first game slowly become so fucking annoying

delicate shadow
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the main problem with overwatch is that it exists

maiden path
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i want it to be 6v6 cause I dont want to play tank solo

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no one wants to play tank solo

spare talon
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i just beat the godskin duo without any summons LFG

delicate shadow
frosty herald
delicate shadow
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they're always like "how do they work"

lusty turtle
visual stream
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@delicate shadow what does it feel like being upside down all the time

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do you get used to it

delicate shadow
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pretty good, lots of blood to the brain

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means I can be a fucking idiot really efficiently

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oh yeah you think YOUR brain is big??? I can forget why I entered a room 3 times faster than the average human

lusty turtle
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i literally got told to do something as i opened a door, and the moment i finished opening it forgot

delicate shadow
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lmao (also yes ik i'm stealing that one comic artist's joke)

lusty turtle
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i am fast the stupidest

full nebula
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best blessings/perks for bolter?

maiden path
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who shows up to their nephews birthday party late and in a trenchcoat and a baseball cap

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plus like 3 layers

vocal pulsar
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@lusty turtle

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Have you been stanned?

hushed knoll
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Mankar no

delicate shadow
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there was a double murder

vocal pulsar
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Perks can be flak, maniac, carapace, unyielding

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I like carapace and flak

lusty turtle
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its an improvement over my last name, which was 3 different misspellings of library, one of which included none letters

vocal pulsar
delicate shadow
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the stanisms will continue until morale improves

north sedge
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make sure to call stan pookie face

hushed knoll
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??

maiden path
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im so happy watch dogs created weezer

delicate shadow
hushed knoll
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I SOMEHOW THOUGHT YOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN

delicate shadow
fleet zealot
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staniel

delicate shadow
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my about me literally says I'm Turkish-Australian lmao

hushed knoll
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Oh I legit thought the au was like alternate universe or something

visual stream
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native american alternate universe

north sedge
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haha what

delicate shadow
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I guess Australia kind of is an alternative universe, I can't find any reason it's not one anyway

visual stream
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I could see where you get the incan part

hushed knoll
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You're suddenly like a multiverse person in my head Aquola

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Aquila

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Like

maiden path
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did u know australia was cut off america with a big hacksaw

hushed knoll
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I thought you were native american canadian

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Now

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You're turkish

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And Australian

delicate shadow
maiden path
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they hit australia with a shitty sandbelt and thats why it looks like that

visual stream
hushed knoll
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Wait Aquila aren't you Sikh

visual stream
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The porcelain throne is supposed to be a safe space

delicate shadow
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what no I'm not religious, I live in a Sikh community is all

hushed knoll
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Oh

delicate shadow
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I'm just a worldly individual ok 🌞

royal vortex
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incan are you a money lender

delicate shadow
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that's what I was originally in university for until I got sick of it and swapped to teaching

north sedge
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incan have you ever traversed the multiverse

hushed knoll
visual stream
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Wdym

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
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now hypothetically? yes but that's subject to change

visual stream
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the "hypothetically" in question: 🍃

hushed knoll
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T paytes

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Tapesry r

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Tapestry

delicate shadow
north sedge
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tpesty

royal vortex
visual stream
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t zesty yum

nimble fiber
opal star
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tapeworm

fleet zealot
pale spindle
median steeple
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whimsical

pale spindle
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We need a ferret channel

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Called #fluffyliluns

fleet zealot
pale spindle
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Wait I just realized

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Otters are just water ferrets

fleet zealot
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yes

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they are in the mustelidae family

maiden path
pale spindle
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My favorite and minks

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They are soo soft

maiden path
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dont trust an animal with no whites in its eyes

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them big sharks

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uhh

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jaws

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jaws was the shark im thinking of

pale spindle
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Sharks have an extremely bad reputation

maiden path
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those fuckers have pitch black eyes

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great white sharks got fucking pitch black eyes man i dont trust em

pale spindle
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It's a shame too, some of the most beautiful animals I've ever swam with

maiden path
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it is natural human evolution to be scared of sharks

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cause what the fuck is this thing

fleet zealot
maiden path
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i dont trust dolphins either

fleet zealot
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sharks are just sea puppies they don't usually eat humans

maiden path
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unless i can pick an animal up and chuck it I dont trust it

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its a rule of thumb

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if i cant pick an animal up reliably

fleet zealot
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most shark attacks are just, tasting bites cause they are curious

maiden path
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this thing is scary as fuck u cant tell me its not

pale spindle
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Big chonker

odd fjord
maiden path
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cause why are its EYES BLACK

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it has no whites in its eyes

fleet zealot
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they did some tests and sharks don't like to eat human flesh

maiden path
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even a crocodile has some whites in its eyes

fleet zealot
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and will only eat it if absolutely starving, cause it tastes bad

pale spindle
maiden path
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this thing was built so good it has not evolved majorly in like 30 million years

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yea sure its got some greyin its eyes

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still no white

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that thing got the damn eyes of a killer

pale spindle
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It's also based on an assumption, the reason why they attack is because they are figuring out what you are

maiden path
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sharks are not making a good argument as to why we should like them

pale spindle
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However it is somewhat true that they don't "like the taste", it is true they prefer to eat other things but it isn't because of the subjective taste, it's because we don't offer enough fat to sustain them

pale spindle
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They will not attack you if they have no reason to

fleet zealot
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yes, ti's not a real mistake or taste thing i'm simplifying it

pale spindle
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No accidents

maiden path
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after those shark attacks after the uhhhhh

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boat crash

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i dont trust anything in the sea

pale spindle
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Also tbh the ocean is their terf not ours

maiden path
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a shark can scar me with its tail i dont trust it

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but who was boats!!

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us!!

pale spindle
maiden path
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BLACK EYES

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dey hiding something behind them eyeballs

pale spindle
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What do you mean black, they look green

maiden path
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looks green when they close enough 2 bite ur legs off!!

maiden path
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i thought he was cool

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guy dies instantly

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shit boss

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u wanna know a cool boss

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DAIMON

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look at how he's posted up

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so gangster

pale spindle
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OK so like I said we need a channel specifically for Ferrets

fleet zealot
radiant nacelle
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Any tips for T5 Twins?

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Is Chant generally preferred here?

fleet zealot
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uhh, idk, i wouldn't go more than one chant tbh unless you are synced in a discord call or something

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too much dps loss, i just went fotf

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a single zealot alone can take down the brother's shield on hardmode really quick before he can flood the room with mines and blast you

north sedge
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depends on team, i've never done it with chant in fact

fleet zealot
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me neither, vet shout yes, never bubble or chant

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they don't get cc'd when shield is up and when shield is down as long as both are alive they can smoke bomb out and do the running gas event

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i even dueled hardmode rhinda for the last bit of her HP. Knowing when to time block/dodge/ and when you have openings is hard but very rewarding if need be

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honestly if I had "Fuck you" levels of money i would probably see if i could commision an animation of Amelia and her chain axe dueling rhinda

ember yew
maiden path
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thursday, october 31st da city streets are crowded for the holiday. even with the rain........... or whatever da fuck batman said

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im basically him too btgyw

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but like the cool rober pattinsgton batman

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not the shit bale one

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god fuck batman 2 needs 2 come out already

fleet zealot
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do not put eyebrows on your ferrets it makes them concerned

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I used mk4 chaxe for hardmode twins

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but i wouldn't recomnend that for a beginner, just anything that can both big hit and consistent dps

maiden path
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cant make it look angry

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FUCKED up animal dude

fleet zealot
maiden path
spare talon
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man thats so disappointing

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i was excited to play steelrising since my brother added it to our steam family library cuz of humble bundle

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but it literally runs like shit

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and no settings will fix that

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its like a throttled 40ish fps on the lowest settings, capping out my gpu usage

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despite low temps, which means its just very fucking terrible optimization

median steeple
fleet zealot
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Leaf

modest rampart
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is this fixable?

pale spindle
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wait this whole time, all toughness regen does is lowers the delay?

delicate shadow
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yep

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always been that way

south folio
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both rate and delay
the rate is increased by +30% (additive) and the delay is reduced by 20% (multiplicative stacking)

ivory marlin
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i drew a doyouthinkhesaurus

ripe quest
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No I don't thinkhesaurus

smoky badger
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Australians discussing if they've been spotted or not while sneaking around

delicate shadow
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fuck sake I read it aloud and it really is like that

smoky badger
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you're welcome

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I'll be here all night

spare talon
ivory marlin
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cole

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do you give me permission to send you an art i drew?

spare talon
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Sure

ivory marlin
spare talon
ivory marlin
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im bored

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and tired

ivory marlin
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he kinda looks like if mario took over a diglett but oh well

latent vortex
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So if I'm meeting the average damage while playing stealth zealot that focuses on like bombers, snipers, flamers etc, that's fine right? Cause I know people consider this play style mid/bad

ember yew
misty nova
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Done with Behind Enemy Lines

latent vortex
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like if everyone(including me) dealt like 450k damage and one person is like 700k

ember yew
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yeah that's pretty much alright

latent vortex
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awesome!

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I find it a really fun playstyle

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high risk mid reward KEKW

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It's how I played shade kerillian in VT2

ember yew
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i'l give you an example what is bad

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this is bad

latent vortex
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fucking yikes

ember yew
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its not like im against carrying most matches, but i do want to chill and relax too

latent vortex
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true, true

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okay. thanks for the perspective o7

ember yew
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holy mother

delicate shadow
spare talon
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oh my god

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my game just crased near the end of a maelstrom me and this ogryn were basically 2 manning

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the scab blessed boss maelstrom

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and as i was loading back it, it instantly error coded me back out

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telling me the mission failed as i was gone

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there was literally nothing i could do

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it was so much fun tho

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and it just feels terrible to end that on a sour note

cloud hornet
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Considering switching around my talents a bit on my Chorus zealot to move away from flame grenades and instead use the throwing knives, but now I got an extra point to spend. Any recomendations? I've also got the two versions in case another zealot has Benediction already. I'm also running it mainly with a MK2 Eviscerator and then either a Zarona or a flamer.

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I would assume either Disdain or Second Wind could be strong here, Righteous Warrior seems a bit overkill in terms of Crit Chance

ivory marlin
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Im so good at art

misty nova
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Relatable

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(doesn't draw for 3 weeks)

ivory marlin
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I drew smth real good but idk if its ok to post here

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Not that its bad

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But its near the line

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I drew this yesterday tho

stable cypress
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reporting that drawing to the inquisition immediately

ivory marlin
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:(

ember yew
winged rain
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which tigrus is better

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mk xv or mk ii

cloud hornet
ember yew
cloud hornet
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I know... that patch is gonna be nice christmas gift for next year tho 0_hellnod_yes

oak ermine
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Mk2 also arguably will also require more finesse on your end

bleak crystal
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any idea what i should replace this bloodletter with?

spare talon
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i personally go with shred, but i also am a crit build addict so shepface

bleak crystal
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Ehh. I’m intending for this to be my hoard clearer so

dense field
spare talon
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i will also say that both of the perks on there are quite bad, crit damage as a perk suffers from the math giving it the short end of the stick (its a bonus to the additional damage of the crit, not the total damage of the hit), and damage against groaners is already a non issue, they already die fast enough, and 10% wont speed that up

spare talon
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its honestly only ok at horde clearing cuz of it

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very easy cuz of lights being only horizontals, but not nearly as fast as you probably think

bleak crystal
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That’s fine, I’ll handle things

spare talon
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the mk15s strength is the single target heavies, theyre incredibly powerful

spare talon
bleak crystal
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What should I replace the groaner thing?

spare talon
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flak is the most common armor, and covers quite a large amount of elites too, which is actually impactful considering that its a full 25% increase

bleak crystal
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Otherwise?

spare talon
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other options are maniac for dreg ragers, flamers, and mutants
carapace for crushers and maulers (assuming the weapon can deal good damage to them, which the evis can)
and unyielding for ogryns and monstrosities

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but majority of cases youd have flak + one of those

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just cuz of how universal flak ends up being

bleak crystal
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Hhh… I guess

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Though honestly it’s rather boring if you ask me

spare talon
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it totally is

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but its a big difference vs a lot of the other perks

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i do hope they make some perks actually useful and not like how much of a letdown things like weakspot and crit perks are

rigid trellis
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a rending perk would be nice

spare talon
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dude a 10% rending perk would go so crazy

rigid trellis
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right

spare talon
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id totally replace my elite damage on my dclaw with that

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assuming the crafting update would allow me to do that since its locked lol

rigid trellis
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wonder what they’re even gonna do since removing the whole lock system would fix it but would probably make it “too easy” to get a god rolled item

bleak crystal
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Do the twins have flak?

spare talon
frosty herald
bleak crystal
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Hmm

rigid trellis
spare talon
spare talon
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but yeah take note of their multipliers, especially against their shields

rigid trellis
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yours is better anyway KEKW_ogryn

bleak crystal
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What about mr weakest?

spare talon
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what

bleak crystal
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The other twin

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Rodin

spare talon
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thats both of them

bleak crystal
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Oh I see

spare talon
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in my screenshots anyway

bleak crystal
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I thought you posted rinda twice

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Hhh I need to get my eyes checked

spare talon
bleak crystal
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riiight...

placid fiber
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Ugh... I got so hungry a little bit ago that I think I was almost rabid... I finally am getting some food in me, but, I was pretty messed up x.x

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My wife said I looked almost like a ghost on some sort of mission x.x

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idk how I even got so hungry :/

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I blame my fast metabolism. :\

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Guess that's an important note to self: Food important, no eat bad.

sterile stone
spare talon
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Today was the former

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I just ate one of those school lunch sized chip bags as my food of the day, at 4 am

placid fiber
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sigh I am getting way too used to fighting this boss with only starter weapons... -_-

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Especially the robot's right hand... >.<'

spare talon
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The fact that it isn't actually transparent makes it better imo

ember yew
spare talon
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WHY DOUBLE IMPACT

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ON A SWORD

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RANDOMS ARE SAVAGES
ACTUAL BARBARIANS

ember yew
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double crit perks for damage, double stagger for CC

spare talon
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WAIT

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THE CRIT PERKS

spare talon
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THIS WAS A DELIBERATE CHOICE

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THERES NO WAY HADRON GAVE THEM ALL THIS, THE CHANCES ARE TOO SLIM

ember yew
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they guy found

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the perfect balance

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between CC and damage

spare talon
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THIS WAS A DELIBERATE ACT OF DEFILEMENT

spare talon
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The fact that that devils claw exists
And is out there in the world, somewhere
That TERRIFIES me
It is a sin, a crime against God himself, the destruction of everything humanity has sought to achieve, that sword is the bane of all that is good and just in the world

ornate bone
umbral kindle
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So I used it for the memes

visual frost
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What are top 5 weapons for zealot? I've only been usin IIa revolver and IX heavy sword

obtuse stirrup
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Those are great

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Everybody loves the Crusher

merry spade
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Rolled my second ever 380 knife.

obtuse stirrup
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XV eviscerator feels great

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Combat blade 3 is great

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Those are my main weapons at least

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Tbh Zealot can make any melee weapon work

merry spade
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And... I dont play enough knife zealot to know if this is good or bad...

obtuse stirrup
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We have like the worst melee weapons of all the classes because our inherent talent kit is so strong

obtuse stirrup
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Lots of build options

visual frost
merry spade
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issue is that i dont know what direction to go with it... maybe bleed?

obtuse stirrup
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I would personally swap flesh tearer to uncanny and maybe Carapace to Flak but I might be wrong

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I like dodge blessings a lot more, idk

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I also run blazing piety so precognition gets more value

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But then again so would flesh tearer lol

merry spade
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I personally prefer riposte over precog, on account of how I am currently using momentum keystone

obtuse stirrup
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I can never land my hits if I take that one

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The variable dodge distance fucks me up

merry spade
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I just dodge to the side at an angle

obtuse stirrup
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It's like I backdodge and then I'm back at the spawn lmao

merry spade
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I might make a piety knife build for the new knife then

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currently running momentum for the penance related to it

obtuse stirrup
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I like Inexorable on my Crusher more tbh

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People say it's a super finesse weapon but the stat breakdown doesn't say that to me

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But the impact makes getting backstabs for CDR really easy

merry spade
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honestly... my prefered zealot playstyle overall is Hammer + chastise with martyrdom... but I already got all the penances related to that playstyle, so now i need to work on the other ones.

vocal pulsar
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Because of th headshot damage

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Particularly with push attack and strike downs

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Stat breakdowns can be wrong or misleading

merry spade
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And this is my current strongest hammer.

vocal pulsar
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On heavy evis, it says that the light strike down does more damage than the heavy strike down

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But when tested, the heavy strike down does more damage

obtuse stirrup
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Fartshart moment

merry spade
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At the moment, this is the best revolver I've got for my zealot

obtuse stirrup
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Pity about the crit perk

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So good apart from that

ornate bone
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yknow what I'll fucking take it

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i havent modded it yet what should i change

obtuse stirrup
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You can either change both perks or keep UA and change Rampage to Deathblow

safe glade
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If that was my hs I would change both perks to flak + maniac

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Blessings are good already

ornate bone
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ive been told by a friend that flak and maniac is the way

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yeah I rolled both these blessings im so fucking lucky

obtuse stirrup
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Deathblow is a bit better than Rampage, but Rampage is still excellent

placid fiber
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Well, guys, I think I beat the Dragun's 1st phase in Enter the Gungeon pretty cleanly, wouldn't you say?

ornate bone
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i dont think im getting better than this until the crafting rework

ember yew
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the memories

rigid trellis
ornate bone
obtuse stirrup
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Kinda poop tbh

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Swap off of reload speed at least

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Maniac elite is the meta I think, with emphasis on the elite part

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Crit damage is also terrible but can't be fixed

ornate bone
#

if anything I'd do carapace since I fight most enemies aside from heavily armoured with melee

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but like if I kept rolling for something better I was gonna run out of money

vocal pulsar
#

yeah, swap off reload speed

ornate bone
#

i initially got reload speed cos my old one reloaded incredibly slow which is not cool but the base reload stat is fantastic already so ig I dont rly need it

vocal pulsar
#

you def dont

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when yo uthink about it, a damage perk is better, because if you kill an enemy in less hits, that means you dont have to reload as often

ornate bone
#

tis tru

hushed knoll
#

Hello mankar

vocal pulsar
#

tidings st an

hushed knoll
#

St. An?

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Im a saint now?

left iron
#

The Stan in my game had an unfortunate accident

#

They are dead

hushed knoll
#

ICE WTF

left iron
#

They fucked around and found out

#

As in punching a nuclear mortar shell is not a good idea

hushed knoll
#

Ice how could you do this

left iron
#

Hey, i have no say what they spend their little tantrums on

hushed knoll
#

You orchestrated his murder

left iron
#

If they choose to blow themselves up by going into my explosives storage and ignite the place up, thats on them

#

I swear i didnt lock him up there and seal the door

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No sir

safe glade
#

Why does hadron have a fetish for crappy blessings clown_hadron

#

Trying to get infernus 4 on my laspistol

#

100 x reassuringly accurate, then get one infernus 3

left iron
#

???

frosty herald
#

if other people have the weappon customization mod

#

can they see my custom weapons?

tame mirage
#

ya know this is actually pretty fun

obtuse stirrup
#

Interesting perks and blessings

#

I guess this thing shreds bosses

ember yew
#

so slap flak or melee elites or maniac or carapace

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instead of 5% crit

drowsy steppe
hushed knoll
drowsy steppe
#

yes she can

frozen glen
#

hella small cup for shadowheart there

ornate bone
#

if im going for a crit build what do i wanna change

drowsy steppe
#

rampage and shred

#

the 2 blessings you want

#

the crit cdr maxxing version is savage sweep and shred

#

youre trading out power increase for more cleaves, to proc more crits, to get more ults.

ornate bone
#

what do i want for curios

drowsy steppe
#

zealot has a high base hp already without any mods.

#

I think its 200

fleet zealot
drowsy steppe
#

the safest and truest option is 3 toughness curios

fleet zealot
#

I use 3 tough personally but people have gone 3hp curio with restoring faith talent.

ornate bone
#

real

fleet zealot
random adder
ornate bone
#

Is there any difference between the parries of each version of dclaw

coarse birch
#

no

tranquil summit
#

so i dont understand what the ironhelm delivers. the short guide suggests it "special cleaves, 25% less damage" but it patently doesnt cleave anything with its special attack when i try it in the psykhanium

#

am i missing something?

#

does it only cleave hordes or something and not any high priority targets?

frosty herald
#

It doesnt cleave against elite and specialists

#

Only trashmobs

tranquil summit
#

thats a shame

frosty herald
#

Its still very strong

spare dome
#

yea the intent is that you can swing it straight through trash and still have it pick off a taggable target in the group

tranquil summit
#

i see, i guess that's more usable

spare dome
#

and tbh it is the better hammer of the two, but it suffers from the same sort of repetition-induced boredom as the power sword

tranquil summit
#

i was sort of hoping for a brutal momentum style mauler pack killer

spare dome
#

where charged heavy repeating is just the best move

frosty herald
#

You do have some tech

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Push delay heavy overhead

spare dome
#

yea or you could just charge heavy lol

#

like yea it does have tech but it's utterly outshined by the simple effectiveness of one zappy bonk

tranquil summit
#

i mean i play zealot for the zoomies so that sounds fine to me

spare dome
#

idk i ran it for maybe ten matches and went back to the old one

frosty herald
#

I enjoy it greatly

spare dome
#

and then ditched that too cause honestly the eviscerstors just do everything BUT the explosive one tap damage better

frosty herald
#

Crucis is too limiting for my taste

#

Cant wait for the ogryn pickaxe

#

Maybe well get some marks for weapons we already have alongside the new ones

spare dome
#

double barreeel

spare dome
#

yeeeee

tranquil summit
#

looks ... sci-fi...?

spare dome
#

man doom eternal kicked ass

frosty herald
#

The super shotgun is the oldest weapon in the roster

#

The others are all high tech

#

Canonically uses 4 gauge shells

spare dome
#

forged in hellfire

#

probably idk

obtuse stirrup
#

Yeah, Evis 15 is basically a Thunder hammer

#

With ok cleave

merry flume
#

@fleet zealot

#

stray strapped 🫡

fleet zealot
#

Lets go rainbow capitalism wooo

#

Half based tho

merry flume
#

don't pay attention to the cod part

fleet zealot
#

I lowkey hate rainbow capitalism but it is a good measuring point for acceptance

merry flume
#

it was more "you need to get yourself a bigot blaster"

fleet zealot
#

Last year it was quite a bummer, my state is one where target took down and removed all their pride stuff before the month was over

#

Yea sorry

#

Im super autistic and my brain automatically went on a tangent

merry flume
#

i haven't been in a target in ages

#

they still letting grown adults tear down the pride sections

fleet zealot
#

Don’t have many guns and nothing handheld, but i do have a .22 and a twelve gauge

fleet zealot
merry flume
#

.22 will give them a lifelong reason to not fuck around

#

12g will make them find out

#

i knew a guy in the air force that had nerve damage in his shoulder because he got popped with a .22

#

apparently he was cattle rustling 😭

#

he lived on the res in arizona and he didn't seem the type to ever lie about anything

spare dome
#

uhhh haven't you watched a movie before a 22 can only make you flinch and then you simply walk it off before digging the bullet out with a rusty tweezer with zero after effecfs

merry flume
#

yeah they just bounce off my skin, im immune to them

spare dome
#

momma always said i was thick

merry flume
#

made the mistake of being in general chat

#

full of average warhammer fans

spare dome
#

general chat to me is just to make fun of G*mers

coarse birch
#

yeah gen chat is cursed

merry flume
#

i keep trying to drag bandit by the ankles away from it because they keep communicating with bad faith actors 😔

frosty herald
#

Its okay you can say gamers

merry flume
#

gamer (derogatory)

spare dome
#

yea its two categories

#

gamers and G*mers

merry flume
#

pretty much the reason im solo

#

too many weirdo motherfuckers that play the game

fleet zealot
fleet zealot
merry flume
#

i actually can block cannonballs

fleet zealot
#

I’ve done this song and dance before and i enjoy it

#

There is something fun about pushing the right buttons until the mask comes off

obtuse stirrup
#

So, on topic, which zealot weapon would you prefer to use against nazis

#

Personally I'd go with the smaller chainswords for the personal touch

#

Wolfenstein nazis ofc

leaden pebble
#

flamers, for that "return to sender" touch

frosty herald
#

Do the targets include communists?

fleet zealot
obtuse stirrup
#

Chainsword 4 has excellent easy cleave tbh

lusty oar
#

she purgation my flamer until i FOR THE MASTER OF MANKIIIIIIIIND

fleet zealot
#

A rashad would be good, anti armor, good 4 per swing

frosty herald
#

Just 23 days

ornate bone
#

surely they make the crafting actually good right...

lavish heart
#

Is any korea user here??

deft garnet
#

thanks hadron

#

almost but not quite

hushed knoll
#

@north sedge I just had an amazing sink cheese session

deft garnet
#

actually cant decide what I wanna do for perks, flakiac or flak/cara

hushed knoll
tranquil summit
coarse birch
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
left iron
hushed knoll
#

Hi Ocowe

#

Ice

coarse birch
#

f

tranquil summit
hushed knoll
#

What is oxfam

coarse birch
#

no he has plates

#

he jsut

left iron
coarse birch
#

prefers to wash it down the drain

tranquil summit
#

they respond to global crises like sink cheese

hushed knoll
left iron
hushed knoll
tranquil summit
#

i dunno, i think the UN would agree with me

hushed knoll
#

I was just afk having another session again cuz I got inspired

#

Also a spooned sauce session

coarse birch
#

most people would consider eating shredded cheese over the sink a crisis

royal vortex
left iron
royal vortex
#

vile chaos beast

coarse birch
#

thats the shit you do at 4 am when you get out of bed and are hungry

#

and dont want to make noise

royal vortex
#

eating bagged shredded cheese is bad for my mental health

#

its so dry

hushed knoll
#

Spoon sauce session is eating Rao's tomato sauce out of the jar with a spoon

coarse birch
#

shredded cheese isnt actually that bad i cant lie

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

yeah we know what a spoon sauce session is

hushed knoll
#

Wait you do

#

?

coarse birch
#

its not like

#

subtle

hushed knoll
#

Finger sauce suck session is better tbh

north sedge
#

im just glad he's using a spoon now

#

oh well there we go

left iron
#

At least hes graduaded from having to use his fingers like a toddler

#

Oh

#

Nevermind

hushed knoll
#

You can't use a spoon with things like chic fil a sauce

#

On your fingers it's great but on a spoon it's ew

coarse birch
#

remind me to never use a opened jar of stans sauce

hushed knoll
#

Have you ever had Rao's sauce

coarse birch
#

no

royal vortex
#

rao has not graced me with his sauce no

coarse birch
#

i do not think so

hushed knoll
#

It's like the best jarred pasta sauce you can ever get

#

Like it's not even worth making homemade sauce

#

With that around

left iron
hushed knoll
#

Yes Oracle yt

#

Ice

left iron
#

What

coarse birch
#

well oracle is a decent enough name at least

left iron
hushed knoll
#

No Cthulu eyes :anfry

#

😠

coarse birch
left iron
#

Stop frying things

hushed knoll
#

DAMMIT

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

I meant acid_do_mathematics

coarse birch
#

how tf

left iron
hushed knoll
#

Josho try Rao's sauce and you'll see

coarse birch
#

idk homemade sauce kinda hits

hushed knoll
#

TRY IT

#

Is there even pasta sauce in Vermont

coarse birch
#

????

#

yes??

#

we arent stuck in 1750

hushed knoll
#

Y'all are obsessed with Syria

royal vortex
#

yoshi do u have electricity

hushed knoll
#

Syrup

royal vortex
#

have u heard of the fabled... "Walmart"

coarse birch
#

its true

#

we have no stores

#

no roads either

left iron
hushed knoll
#

Jeans you live in the land of Wal-martia

#

Josho

royal vortex
#

civilization in vermont has collapsed

coarse birch
#

i have to crawl through tunnels to get around

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

i am not jeans

frosty herald
#

i dont know how stan stomachs american cheese unless its from a farm

royal vortex
#

that name is not worthy of replacing J(SH(O (Jaan Koeuanin)

coarse birch
#

well you certainly arent skinny jeans

#

gottem

left iron
royal vortex
#

hanging myself

hushed knoll
#

Did you jut call him fat

left iron
#

Yo stop stealing my brand Josho

coarse birch
#

no that wasnt the joke

left iron
#

Thats my thing

hushed knoll
#

Oh my God oh my God

#

My legos won't stop moving

#

Legs

coarse birch
#

shame stans house is haunted

royal vortex
#

attack of the legos

hushed knoll
#

Bites lip

#

Nuzzles

coarse birch
#

huh

royal vortex
#

?

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

what are you

#

nvm

royal vortex
#

are u thinking about changing the sheets again

coarse birch
#

i was gonna say

#

you putting the corner back on

hushed knoll
#

My roommate said I moaned a lot this morning

coarse birch
#

stan

hushed knoll
#

I was prob just so comfuwomfy

coarse birch
#

you really gotta word that better

royal vortex
#

why are you like this

hushed knoll
#

Do you not like soft things on your skin

coarse birch
#

i do

#

i do not moan so loud my roomates hear it

frosty herald
smoky badger
#

I have a bunch of classic clone figures too :D

smoky badger
frosty herald
#

hmm

coarse birch
#

when i put a blanket on

smoky badger
#

So it's not the new reprint

royal vortex
frosty herald
#

do you have a cloud city boba fett?

smoky badger
#

It's the original one

hushed knoll
#

He prob just thoight I was snow ping

#

Snoring

smoky badger
frosty herald
#

damn

coarse birch
#

does your snoring sound like moaning

hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

otherwise you couldve sold it for some good money

smoky badger
#

Broski I'm not spending $2000 on a Boba figure

hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

i heard cloud fett is 5k right nowe

smoky badger
#

Fuck sake

#

I do have classic clone figures though

#

Phase 2

#

The ones that were in LSW:TCS

coarse birch
frosty herald
#

lego releasing a minikit with rex in it

smoky badger
#

Oh nice

#

I also have a custom Cobra Commander figure

#

And a Spartan figure

frosty herald
#

you would not believe how hard resellers were seething at this

smoky badger
#

That's rad

#

Oh I also got the Republic Cruiser

#

From the Phantom Menace intro

#

For like $25 a few years ago

frosty herald
#

i got the imperial probe droid a day after it was officially discontinued

smoky badger
#

Nice

#

I just looked it up that cruiser is worth $1000 now

#

Wack

#

Only in one place on Amazon apparently it's only $175 everywhere else lmao

frosty herald
#

classic scalper lmao

smoky badger
#

Or not it's around $500 everywhere else where tf am I finding these prices

#

They are changing radically

#

Like Larry

#

And I'm like anywho's

#

My next target is the original LAAT

frosty herald
#

one set i want is the 25th anniversary droideka

#

seems like a cool set to get

smoky badger
#

That is pretty sick

left iron
tight scroll
#

rimworld'd

left iron
#

Completely unpreventable NODDERS

hushed knoll
#

YOU LED HIM THERE

left iron
#

UNPREVENTABLE

tight scroll
#

they weren't even having a mental break

#

you recruited them

left iron
#

SHHH

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

What

tight scroll
#

yeah look at the death message

hushed knoll
#

Montarnq how could you

#

Montana

north sedge
#

montarnq

tight scroll
#

Stan should be buried and given a funeral so her friends and family can say farewell

hushed knoll
#

ICE IS A AMURUDERER

left iron
#

Oh, yeah, that will definitely happen NODDERS

#

Im sure we will give her a burial

tight scroll
#

I mean hey

#

ideology points

hushed knoll
#

INCARIOERTATE ICE

#

INCARCERTAR E

left iron
#

You get them from a no body burial as well though

hushed knoll
#

INCARCERATE

median steeple
#

You keep saying it like a spell

spare talon
left iron
#

Oh damn i missed that one

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

clearly

left iron
#

But he gave me a new one right after

royal vortex
#

WHO IS TOM HARDY WAGGING HIS FINGER?

north sedge
#

he actually saw correctly that time

drifting wolf
smoky badger
#

This is true

#

The consequences of scalping and its effects on the Lego market

median steeple
#

I think scalpers should explode

hushed knoll
#

DOUGH

#

ARREST ICE

#

ARREST THEM ALL

north sedge
#

what

#

that is an entire new level of typo, bravo

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

Jeremy Renner

north sedge
#

i mean it's not

hushed knoll
#

This is America

#

Thing will happen that you don't agree with

median steeple
#

Let's go gambling!

left iron
#

Stan are you okay?

median steeple
#

He hasn't had his nutrient paste today

left iron
#

WAIT

#

NO

#

He ate without a table earlier

#

He said so himself

north sedge
#

im guessing he's hyper

#

from like, an egg or something

left iron
coarse birch
#

he did have shredded cheese

#

not sure what else

smoky badger
#

✨autism✨

north sedge
median steeple
#

Someone needs to take Stan to the park so he can run around

smoky badger
#

AUTOOTUMS

median steeple
#

Autootums is a lovely word lmao

smoky badger
#

He's running in circles around the living room

left iron
smoky badger
#

Yeah but he had a sink

coarse birch
#

he actually did it twice

ornate bone
#

do stunstorm nades stun everything that isnt a boss?

frosty herald
#

yup

royal vortex
#

lmao

#

amazing

lusty turtle
#

josho what happened to your name

royal vortex
#

fell off a boat

lusty turtle
#

tragic

coarse birch
#

RIP

#

he was offered a new name

hushed knoll
#

I AM MENTALLY OK

coarse birch
#

idk about that one

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

why

lusty turtle
#

because stan hates me

hushed knoll
#

Sorry it just came out

left iron
north sedge
#

well the rules dictate that the renaming must be accidental

hushed knoll
#

I like maxing figure 8a with my dolly chair

#

Ew

#

Rolly

#

Not dolly

north sedge
#

maxing

#

figure 8a

hushed knoll
#

8’s

left iron
#

Stan are you sure you're okay?

lusty turtle
#

its stan

coarse birch
#

idk if stan has ever been ok

frosty herald
#

stan is either drunk