congealed slop and red 😍
#zealot-class
coarse dagger
lusty turtle
Banning stan
royal vortex
that ketchup looks like lungs
hushed knoll
What does that mean
lusty turtle
Between the rhino, the feet and the food, stan leaves me no choice
coarse dagger
❤️
hushed knoll
It’s an avocado bacon cheddar omelette
coarse birch
We understand skele
hushed knoll
I asked them not to make the bacon crispy but they didn’t listen :(
coarse birch
They have to serve cooked bacon
coarse dagger
Between the rhino, the feet and the food, stan leaves me no choice
This statement is going to live in my head rent free all day i just know it
lusty turtle
Its like the lion the witch and the wardrobe but more fucked up
coarse birch
Side cute
coarse dagger
hold on there is a small animal near me
royal vortex
ur side cute
north sedge
side cute
coarse dagger
holy fuck on Terra
coarse birch
Thanks josho
coarse dagger
have any of you chased a squirrel up a tree and it threw stuff at you from the top
lusty turtle
Josho post ur cat
coarse birch
Ted
hushed knoll
have any of you chased a squirrel up a tree and it threw stuff at you from the t...
What
royal vortex
ember yew
lusty turtle
Cat owner josho is cooler than old josho
coarse birch
Not an accomplishment
royal vortex
Cat owner josho is cooler than old josho
this is false because i am in fact on fire
RUDE
royal vortex
WOW
hushed knoll
I mean California
royal vortex
how
coarse birch
🙂
north sedge
what
north sedge
here in japanifornia, alot of people like it, just like elsewhere
coarse dagger
California is just a word in a different language for avocado toast
coarse birch
Stan is very stancentric
hushed knoll
My mind isn’t 100 percent today
royal vortex
yeah i never said that either wtf
royal vortex
My mind isn’t 100 percent today
is it ever
coarse dagger
My mind isn’t 100 percent today
me neither i hope you're okay
coarse birch
I think the world would end
royal vortex
🙂
royal vortex
how could you fucking do this to me
hushed knoll
me neither i hope you're okay
I am sick
coarse birch
Is that a new name or
coarse dagger
Josho invented the Zerkinoff technique for stimm usage on Atoma
coarse birch
Man the effects on that did not age well
royal vortex
im jack
coarse dagger
Man the effects on that did not age well
IDK still looks pretty scary to me (genuine)
royal vortex
i have never had one
hushed knoll
THE FUCK
coarse dagger
scary in an exciting way like I'm about to fight something big and scary and I might not survive but I'm gonna do it anyway
royal vortex
"the fuck"
coarse dagger
TOASTED CORN MOTIVATION!!!
royal vortex
ive only had toasted corn motivations, sorry
north sedge
non toasted corn motivation
coarse dagger
it's that good btw can recommend toasting corn muffins
cut the tops off put in oven or toaster oven
hushed knoll
When you eat muffins you have to pop the cap off and eat the body first
Then the cap
coarse dagger
best for last
hushed knoll
Why are you denying me my birthright
violet hornet
Just eat the muffin top and throw the roach away
north sedge
stan does the opposite with cupcakes, eats all the frosting first
frozen glen
eat the wrapping
coarse birch
Tasty
royal vortex
opened a steam guide on how to play "momentum zealot" and its a solo clutch where he uses stealth to not fight anything
and he rescues his team to fight stuff for him
ember yew
opened a steam guide on how to play "momentum zealot" and its a solo clutch wher...
genius
frank night
Ted
royal vortex
steep learning curve my ASS
sterile stone
and he rescues his team to fight stuff for him
Aw word
I’ve been doing momentum zealot on my veteran since the class change then
royal vortex
intense skill i held down left click with knife and used my movement keys
ember yew
steep learning curve my ASS
its new meta - you run ahead, your team die, they are respawned ahead of you - stealth & rescue = repeat
ez speedrun
sterile stone
People with this mind set belong in a peeler machine
royal vortex
the start of the clutch he stares at a downed dude through the karnak twins smoke bomb (back when they still could spawn on regular maps)
and just didnt get him
ember yew
People with this mind set belong in a peeler machine
its just that
after his team die
he gonna get grabbed
netted
bited in the as
sterile stone
So basically the entire mindset is
ember yew
and ded
sterile stone
Let everyone die
frosty herald
people not using stealth for revives are hella dumb
ember yew
people not using stealth for revives are hella dumb
the most dumbest moment is when they use stealth to res, but they are standing in the fire
violet hornet
So they can spectate you saving them
And then they screen cap the scoreboard and talk about how they never went down and their team kept dying
frosty herald
the most dumbest moment is when they use stealth to res, but they are standing i...
i have been guilty of this once
ember yew
and dont pay attention
sterile stone
And then they screen cap the scoreboard and talk about how they never went down ...
I am getting SWTOR flashbacks
coarse birch
I already make skele and Josho put up with AP assail psyker anyway so
frosty herald
i like stealth
lusty turtle
i should ban you for assail gameplay
hushed knoll
stan does the opposite with cupcakes, eats all the frosting first
No I wipe the frosting off
Frosting sucks
coarse birch
Ok skele in my defense
fleet zealot
Frosting sucks
i think you just have bad frosting
spare dome
Frosting sucks
based
coarse birch
I tried BB with josho and arco
fleet zealot
there is like, dozens of different frostings out there
coarse birch
You cant fucking use it
fleet zealot
you can't hate them all
hushed knoll
Also boxed cake mix is way better than any bakery cake
sterile stone
Bruh what
spare dome
bakery cakes are made with the box shit usually
north sedge
stan also hates chocolate
fleet zealot
yea most bakery cakes are just bulk ingredients
sterile stone
Isn’t stan German
hushed knoll
Just eat the muffin top and throw the roach away
The roach?
fleet zealot
but what you can't usually get at home is the commercial grade I think leaveners?
royal vortex
I tried BB with josho and arco
just make a video of all the stuff u target with bb dying
(ignore the bolter in the background)
hushed knoll
Isn’t stan German
I am German but have lived in the US since childhood
sterile stone
I am German but have lived in the US since childhood
Hot dog man
hushed knoll
(ignore the bolter in the background)
I could never ignore you
royal vortex
SHOW ME THAT UGLY GRIN
coarse birch
And now im way less mobile
royal vortex
am i a bolter
hushed knoll
No you are Jack and I am Rose
royal vortex
No.
fleet zealot
i tried it for the first time this year
north sedge
i still remember when stan asked his roommate to get him an eclair, realizing it has chocolate, then sucked all the filling out
fleet zealot
it's like childhood nostalgia for me
coarse birch
Did he make the pudding noises
royal vortex
probably
spare dome
stan can i get your number
sterile stone
i still remember when stan asked his roommate to get him an eclair, realizing it...
I never thought I could become physically ill reading words
spare dome
all i recognize is talent and sheer force of will
north sedge
I never thought I could become physically ill reading words
you haven't had to endure the slurping sounds of stan slopping veggie cream cheese down his gullet on mic
sterile stone
Wtf is veggie cream cheese
coarse birch
It sounds like what youd expect
fading vale
sterile stone
Is this like vegan cheese
fading vale
I see stan has done a number today
royal vortex
he went on a rampage
north sedge
no its cream cheese with flavor bits in it
like carrots and red pepper and a few other things
it's good, but not like "gobble it like coom" good
lusty turtle
he posted another rhino equivilant text
coarse birch
Laz saw it
sterile stone
it's good, but not like "gobble it like coom" good
I don’t want to be on this planet anymore
coarse birch
Its a pretty close sound to that
north sedge
jack can attest to the horror of the cream cheese gulping, he was there
spare dome
spoken like a dude who hasnt gobbled coom before
coarse birch
If its like pudding
royal vortex
dude was fkin RAVENOUS
coarse birch
I think stan might still be muted for me
coarse birch
From a week ago
Because he was singing and i was like 20 minutes into a godskin duo fight
royal vortex
not a sound goes unheard with stan
coarse birch
And i was trying to fucking FOCUS
royal vortex
his angelic voice was too much for u to handle
frozen glen
does stan not adjust his mic input sensitivity
sterile stone
Because he was singing and i was like 20 minutes into a godskin duo fight
Mans is a Belden Bing gamer
royal vortex
i dont think stan knows how microphones work
hushed knoll
tres leches is the bset cake
SOGGY CAKE IS THE BEST BY FAR
lusty turtle
i dont think stan adjusts anything he does
coarse birch
Mans is a Belden Bing gamer
30 minute godskin duo fight did things to me
fading vale
get your soggy fetish out of here
frosty herald
SOGGY CAKE IS THE BEST BY FAR
frozen glen
surely he means moist cake right
coarse birch
Like 30 minutes for the same fight
frozen glen
right.....
coarse birch
No 🙂
sterile stone
30 minute godskin duo fight did things to me
Isn’t there some bs weapon art or whatever you can use to cheese the fight
frosty herald
use sleeping pots
frosty herald
and maybe dung eater spirit ash with bernahl
hushed knoll
Like tres leches
coarse birch
Off sleep pots
sterile stone
and maybe dung eater spirit ash with bernahl
I’ve seen your runs with dung eater on Malenia
hushed knoll
or just get good <:GatorChad:1137738773308915782>
Why is that gator so muscular 
lusty turtle
thats self inflicted i have no sympathy for you
hushed knoll
I feel like I've asked this before
frosty herald
shush
sterile stone
Mans not a good summon
frosty herald
hes a tank summon
coarse birch
Hence the 30 minute clear time
royal vortex
Why is that gator so muscular <:sus:940717155886973040>
bad stan
frosty herald
but does shit damage until he procs bleed
royal vortex
bad.
hushed knoll
get your soggy fetish out of here
sterile stone
He’s a tank that can’t tank Malenia
frosty herald
i shouldve used omenkiller rollo
sterile stone
Bruv.government
hushed knoll
He’s a tank that can’t tank Malenia
Trump's wife?
coarse birch
thats self inflicted i have no sympathy for you
I do hate myself
frosty herald
sterile stone
Trump's wife?
Wut?
coarse birch
That being said someone should be fired over godskin duo
hushed knoll
Malenia
lusty turtle
i mean ye
coarse birch
Bruh
coarse birch
Ds3 bosses are generally good
frosty herald
slave knight gael was the best souls boss ever made
coarse birch
Minus the random gimmicky ones they liked to throw in
sterile stone
slave knight gael was the best souls boss ever made
Shoulda seen Otz do a hitless DS run killing all bosses and dlc bosses in a single playthrough
coarse birch
I still need to learn ds3 at some point
sterile stone
I’d invest the coins in ds3 just to do a coop run
coarse birch
Maybe once i finish this er run
coarse birch
Coop sucks, i enjoy the bosses
When they are gimmicky or er duo bosses
Or npc bosses
Or
sterile stone
It’s a shame you fellers ain’t ever getting blood borne on pc
coarse birch
I can only talk so much shit with 850 hours on ER tho
coarse birch
It’s a shame you fellers ain’t ever getting blood borne on pc
Good thing i have playstation
north sedge
my favorite helldivers 2 review was "how many of these do i have to buy until you release bloodborne"
lusty turtle
It’s a shame you fellers ain’t ever getting blood borne on pc
honestly if its like other souls games? i couldn't care less
north sedge
the vibe is different
coarse birch
That much more interesting if you dont like the formula
sterile stone
It’s like DS with limited parries I guess
coarse birch
Who tf blocks
lusty turtle
ye i just find the entire like, formula kinda eh
north sedge
but it is pretty different thematically, cool world
coarse birch
I forget you can block
Although i run around doing it
Lets you always get full jumps in ER
sterile stone
Who tf blocks
frosty herald
Who tf blocks
Block counters are very useful
north sedge
i mean bloodborne does have that shield there to bait you into thinking that you should block
coarse birch
I have never once fought a boss and gone man i wish i could guard counter
I know its good
ripe quest
Who tf blocks
ripe quest
That's a video
coarse birch
Fair
ripe quest
Also your statement warrants a threatening reply.
coarse birch
Yes i know
frank night
sterile stone
Exhil always sends the most aggressive gifs
Tbf Ex is a menace
coarse birch
He is but hes cool
frozen glen
exhil kicks homeless people
coarse birch
Damn
north sedge
and shower rhinos
lusty turtle
this is so fucked up
lusty turtle
and shower rhinos
wait no nvm go for it ex
coarse birch
Skele when are we dting again
north sedge
lol
lusty turtle
its cause johso hates us
ripe quest
Tbf Ex is a menace
coarse birch
I CANT USE THE OTHER BLITZES SKELE
lusty turtle
idk, kinda busy atm but hopefully soon 🙏
ripe quest
exhil kicks homeless people
this one is true though
coarse birch
Skele i need you to try non assail psyker with josho and arco
You will never get a bb off
ripe quest
Smite
lusty turtle
thats why u right mouse charge so it can't be stolen
coarse birch
It still takes 3 minutes 😭
ripe quest
Smite can eat my ass
If you don't use it like a primary it's neat
coarse birch
I can unironically use fuckin
Rmb assail
Faster
I have debated trying smite as like a utility thing
ripe quest
Based on that it sounds like you didn't
spare dome
smite for me is at its funnest when i do a sprint-slide, switch to it, and LMB a special
coarse birch
Josho would kill me tho
ripe quest
gotta use things first before you judge them
spare dome
sadly even that interaction is jank af
like you cant LMB with smite during a slide unless you've switched to it during the slide
sterile stone
Father winter took this man to the krampus zone
spare dome
it's not even a baked in functionality
coarse birch
Based on that it sounds like you didn't
I have never used it, even in paper it sounds uninteresting to me
spare dome
anyway smite sucks
sterile stone
anyway smite sucks
I dunno about that one chief
ripe quest
I cannot wait for the next set of weapons to powercreep both lighting attacks that Psyker has
sterile stone
Palpatine mode looks fun
coarse birch
Surely
spare dome
it sure is fun for the user
lusty turtle
its not fun unfortunatley
coarse birch
It wont power creep
ripe quest
totally won't be at all just completely unfair for psyker
spare dome
i personally get tired of hitting mannequins
royal vortex
smite psykers are simultaneously the most annoying type of player to have and make all the enemies less fun to interact with
the double whammy of making me want to hit the exit mission button
coarse birch
Yeah
spare dome
i had a smite psyker keep hanging back to zap entire hordes during a stream and like
ripe quest
It wont power creep
hmm let's put Smite on a 1h Crusher replica but then also give it +80% damage to electrocuted enemies hmm
spare dome
im somebody who doesnt like to spew negativity against players, esp. on stream
but i also did not want to help him and encourage his smite use
coarse birch
hmm let's put Smite on a 1h Crusher replica but then also give it +80% damage to...
At least its got a cool moveset 🙂
spare dome
but also he would take SO FUCKING LONG to follow us
lusty turtle
hmm let's put Smite on a 1h Crusher replica but then also give it +80% damage to...
wut?
spare dome
tasermaul? i hardly know her maul
lusty turtle
was something datamined or somethin
royal vortex
yes
ripe quest
yee it's like, a near complete weapon profile just sitting there and it was added recently
royal vortex
although i would take it with a large helping of salt because datamined stuff oftentimes gets changed
i think the mk12 chaxe (or the prototype associated with the model) had stuff like a finesse stat in place of shredder
sterile stone
FS purposely ruining something cause dataminers exposed it’s early concept version
ripe quest
I think that was the 3rd variant which was removed
frosty herald
Finesse powersword
ripe quest
same with the chainsword 3rd variants
(Agripinaa Eviscerator was shown in a trailer with its moveset but then denied and even removed how could Fatshark do this)
probs wasn't actually Agripinaa but it's funny to call it that just off of the looks
royal vortex
I think that was the 3rd variant which was removed
potentially
this was many moons ago
ripe quest
I mean I can just check lol
royal vortex
im going to go with my interpretation of events because it suits my narrative
ripe quest
it was the 3rd Chaxe variant that had Finesse instead of Shredder
royal vortex
dont u know im a darktide affiliated partner and what i say MUST be true
ember yew
a collaborant hiding the truth
ripe quest
dont u know im a darktide affiliated partner and what i say MUST be true
You will be nuked from orbit
north sedge
did you guys know that mk12 is the horde clear chaxe and mk4 isnt
royal vortex
the plasma charge rate bug "discourse" was such a funny fkin conversation
royal vortex
did you guys know that mk12 is the horde clear chaxe and mk4 isnt
hashtag true
spare dome
it wasnt even really a conversation
ember yew
did you guys know that mk12 is the horde clear chaxe and mk4 isnt
can confirm im struglin' with mah mk4 halp
royal vortex
there were ppl who thought it wasnt real for a minute in vet chat
spare dome
a group of monkeys learned of a very niche interaction and started parroting funny number
ripe quest
the plasma charge rate bug "discourse" was such a funny fkin conversation
was this a while ago or recent
ripe quest
mmm that sounds about right
spare dome
whenever the telopots vid dropped
royal vortex
around the time telopots made the video yea
spare dome
which is funny since the same video showed how insignificant the impact of this interaction was
ripe quest
I've gone in there a few times and said something that was common background knowledge here and people there were confused by it
spare dome
but "72% charge rate or brick" was the standard for a year
royal vortex
it mattered for a very small number of BPs in the pre patch 14 world
sterile stone
Is there any idea as to what the crafting rework is gonna entail
sterile stone
All I read is something about removing the rng
royal vortex
nope
coarse birch
Yeah we dont know
ripe quest
Is there any idea as to what the crafting rework is gonna entail
vague current knowledge is that each new upgrade that we have seen has 6 tiers and is counted as a blessing and perk.
sterile stone
Bread gear
ripe quest
Other than that it's just guesses and what the announcement said.
sterile stone
vague current knowledge is that each new upgrade that we have seen has 6 tiers a...
6 tiers?
So like
ripe quest
yee like how we have 4 tiers for everything
sterile stone
Ah nvm
north sedge
they should make it like the dragons dogma 2 dlc (completely worthless but pisses everyone off anyway)
spare dome
youve had brutal momentum but are you ready for brutaler momentum
sterile stone
Tier 6 power cycler gonna go crazy
ripe quest
well like, our current blessings don't have 6 tiers
sterile basalt
Are they discarding perks & blessings for the “new upgrades” that come in 6 tiers?
ripe quest
only the new stuff that was added has 6 tiers
ripe quest
Are they discarding perks & blessings for the “new upgrades” that come in 6 tier...
Doubtful w/ blessings but no concrete answer is available.
sterile stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-WemYE_5g
I won’t lie doc, VT2 pvp looks jank
Like it’s heavily one sided
ember yew
as Elf i usually win against Grail Knight can confirm
spare dome
pretty up there
ember yew
spare dome
i'd say like 50% of that is the ability to just shit out constant strength pots
sterile stone
I felt lied to when I tried outcast engie
ember yew
i'd say like 50% of that is the ability to just shit out constant strength pots
damn i love that one
sterile stone
I thought the mini gun was actually good
sterile stone
Word?
spare dome
something about grenades
ripe quest
I was playing a bit ago and you can sacrifice like 8 health to get 25% of your ability bar back, and it takes temp health
and it's spammable
frozen glen
trollhammer torpedoooooooooooooo
ember yew
i heard they removed friendly fire from grenades?
north sedge
i havent played vt2 in ages, not even to try versus
ripe quest
also you can spawn with 3 combo grenades w/ the combo nade talent
sterile stone
i'd say like 50% of that is the ability to just shit out constant strength pots
From what I’ve seen from every tier list, it’s usually foot knight, grail, and witch hunter
Usually as the top classes
And slayer
frosty herald
Bounty hunter friendly fire funny
ripe quest
Zealot is super funny in V2 I love that my biggest annoyance is getting healed
also like Chaos Warrior 1 shots and unlimited ammo or smth
spare dome
grail is really strong on their own, but trinket potion effects + a free strength pot every <60s at higher level is ridiculous
especially in the competitive level
frosty herald
Vt2 competitive is kinda silly
ripe quest
It's fun to watch but every team has at least 1 loud nerd it sucks
sterile stone
How does a mostly pve game have a comp scene ?
ripe quest
It's essentially racing
spare dome
spawns cranked to 11, no death, play the same set of maps
sterile stone
Word
spare dome
play for time
frosty herald
we need events back in darktide
frosty herald
we only had 1 at the start of darktide
sterile stone
Speaking of events
Whatever happened to the Karnak twins thing being a timed event
ember yew
when they roamed?
frosty herald
it never was
ember yew
or wdym
sterile stone
The boss arena
frosty herald
karnak mission is permanent until the next boss comes out
sterile basalt
Whatever happened to the Karnak twins thing being a timed event
the ambushes are "timed event", the orthus offensive isn't
frosty herald
i believe
sterile stone
So it’s like a timed story event?
sterile basalt
karnak mission is permanent until the next boss comes out
I don't think it's gonna get removed even if they release another special assignment
frosty herald
the darktide social channels did show a generic captain bolting inside of a corridor
so they might be replaced with generic captains as a modifier or smt
sterile stone
I mean the darktide story is kinda stagnant
ember yew
it was never good
sterile stone
The only real big bad left atm is wolfer
And if he dies
Wtf do they even do with the story
frosty herald
just make a dreg boss
sterile stone
I mean maybe yeah
Like the cult leader behind all this that turned wolfer and his people
ember yew
-
Hello, rejects, good job.
-
Now get the hell out of here.
repeat till level 30 -
LOOK THIS IS THE TRAITOR
-
WAT?
-
GOOD JOB REJECTS
immersive
sterile stone
The darktide story is about as consistent as a Bethesda one
ember yew
as mass effect andromeda face animations
frosty herald
bodvarr was the og final boss of vt2
spare dome
the story would have been improved by taking it all out
frosty herald
and they still made new ones
ripe quest
karnak mission is permanent until the next boss comes out
No it's just permanent.
spare dome
who cares about the greater machinations at play, we're just meat for the grinder
ember yew
sterile stone
bodvarr was the og final boss of vt2
Yeah but this is a live service game
spare dome
all we need is a loose excuse to hang up set pieces for us to fight in
frosty herald
very true
sterile stone
You can’t really have a final boss
frosty herald
have a random chaos daemon as a boss
ember yew
who cares about the greater machinations at play, we're just meat for the grinde...
i still miss the banter from vt2 related to friendly fire
DO YOU WANT WAR DWARF
median steeple
Yeah we can, when we fight god
spare dome
also the VT2 bosses were also lame except for my bae, Nurgloth the Eternal
how is it that you see worse with two eyes, than i, with OOOONEE
sterile stone
I mean there’s ways to do it right
frosty herald
we try to fight typhus and melt insantly
ember yew
when are we going to fight chaos space marine captain
sterile stone
And who will he be replaced with
ember yew
with the support of allied space marine hero
royal vortex
But this all boils down to
they summoned the karnak twins out of thin air
frozen glen
we are gonna fight mortarion
royal vortex
i believe in them to asspull another bad guy
sterile stone
i believe in them to asspull another bad guy
Fair enough
ember yew
spare dome
shit at this point i think it'd be dope if they just had zola killed off in the next storied mission
frosty herald
having a daemon engine would work as a boss
spare dome
replace her with a new who gives a shit who
and have every other named character also just not care
royal vortex
i thought they were gonna have zola killed by the twins
spare dome
because this is warhammer baebeee
sterile stone
Having Zola killed off could mean a possible promotion?
spare dome
for morrow i suppose
sterile stone
I mean rannick witnessed us kill two pain in the ass people
Who he had zero faith we’d kill
spare dome
yeah and he still doesnt care
it's like being surprised when the ants win against a cockroach
you still just go home and make dinner
sterile stone
There’s gotta be something that gives story wise
ember yew
bobby kotick watchin his employes complaining
royal vortex
i think most of the handlers are mildly impressed by the rejects
but also
the status of the rejects is fkin all over the place because we have access to the auric board but the handlers will call u the not auric dudes
frosty herald
lorewise we have brahms directly on comms and grendyl is watching us
sterile stone
the status of the rejects is fkin all over the place because we have access to t...
This right here
frosty herald
the status of the rejects is fkin all over the place because we have access to t...
they removed those voicelines after auric came out
sterile stone
The fucking merchant district mission in particular points out this flaw
royal vortex
they removed the "ammunition for auric operatives" line
mercantile has one where melk bitches his auric operatives wouldve been faster
frosty herald
also the character cusomization guy
sterile stone
They also removed cybernetics for auric operatives only line
sterile stone
It’s almost like we’re being vetted to be official auric operatives
But they’re doing it in a shitty almost hazing like way
spare dome
i just dont think any warhammer story is worth thinking about
thats my hot take i guess
royal vortex
i just dont think any warhammer story is worth thinking about
im here to beat shit up
spare dome
it's the way it is because we get to have a sword with a chain in it
and the enemy is the way they are because we get to run a chainsword through them
royal vortex
the voicelines i care about are the funny ones
spare dome
after all, am uncanny!
spare dome
"People keep saying I'm creepy. You don't think I'm creepy, do you?"
" .... Uhhhh, I don't know how to answer that."
royal vortex
"People keep saying I'm creepy. *You* don't think I'm creepy, do you?"
" .... Uh...
arco's psyker got that one time when 2 ppl died and it was him and a rando who just loaded in
median steeple
I have never in my life heard that voice line before mf really being this 🤠
royal vortex
it was so fkin funny
spare dome
also love that lately all the voicelines that play when your health is low
sterile stone
If there’s one line I haven’t heard in a long time
spare dome
tends to play when you're dead
sterile stone
It’s when one vet tells the other he can’t boss him around anymore
spare dome
so having a Psyker say "You should heal, fanatic." when I was a folded corpse in a pit of fire
was hysterical
royal vortex
my favorite is that voicelines calling out a dude special will play if you get killed
sterile stone
Haven’t heard that since the beta
royal vortex
this man has just DIED. his soul re-enters his corporeal form for but a moment to proudly exclaim
BOOM.
spare dome
cadia's revenge
sterile stone
Characters shit talking each other if they get downed too much is funny as well
royal vortex
i love loose cannon's "CALL YOURSELF A VETERAN?"
median steeple
Everyone hates the psyker
sterile stone
LC calling another vet a miserable old drunk if they get downed a lot
frosty herald
loose cannon is just the roasting gang hiver that somehow became a soldier
royal vortex
loose cannon is a proud brazilian man 🇧🇷
sterile stone
LC is the best veteran voice
frosty herald
hes also canonically a murderer
median steeple
LC looking at anyone who gets downed
lusty turtle
this is peak voice acting
DT voice acting is peak
frosty herald
savant psyker isnt a murderer
royal vortex
DT voice acting is peak
the best of the best is loose cannon spontaneously yeehawing for no discernible reason
median steeple
I mean
royal vortex
ive literally only gotten it once in like 2k hours
median steeple
Loner probably did
royal vortex
im so glad i recorded it
north sedge
psyker va is great, the dork suffers to writing
sterile stone
Yeah loner maybe
royal vortex
like lightning in a bottle
lusty turtle
ive literally only gotten it once in like 2k hours
thats cause its new ish
frosty herald
loner was put into a penal colony for being annoying
median steeple
I still love professional shit talking cut throat
north sedge
loner was just spitting truth
median steeple
Best interaction in the game
lusty turtle
i think yee haw was added post patch 13
lusty turtle
dude
sterile stone
LC the only one who pipes up all happy cause he’s about to get ambushed
Mans mental
royal vortex
median steeple
Bro is a psychopath
royal vortex
wahoo
frosty herald
cadia vet just shouldnt be here at all
lusty turtle
remember when they added the 2nd med servator voice
north sedge
loner scrier's gaze lines rule
royal vortex
yes
median steeple
https://streamable.com/v6gtqv
Bro is homer maxing
sterile stone
Mans making the best of a awful situation
north sedge
sterile stone
That and he’s basically allowed to kill and steal as much as he wants
Mans in heaven
ripe quest
Loose cannon is fucking hot
that lines up with you Stan
median steeple
https://youtu.be/BF1R5N_xPjk?si=Eq2szLokktJ_mcEx idk why but professional just fucking snaps in this interaction
Bro has had enough
royal vortex
i love when loose cannon calls professional a mouthy karker
frosty herald
loose cannon is probs the only one that truly enjoys being an operative
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/BF1R5N_xPjk?si=Eq2szLokktJ_mcEx idk why but professional just f...
F O U L
sterile stone
And cadian vet is just gritting his teeth
royal vortex
loose cannon is probs the only one that truly enjoys being an operative
im p sure most of the rejects do
even loner is like "this is better than the other jobs ive had before"
royal vortex
most of the killstreak voicelines are them reveling in the slaughter
on all the characters
frosty herald
savant psyker gets hella gritty when you go into scrier
royal vortex
female savant not having scriers voicelines for the longest time
median steeple
Scrier has some banging voice lines
frosty herald
hes fully sane but the scrier makes him bloodthirsty
royal vortex
nerd rage
frosty herald
the savant voice is also soothing to listen to
hushed knoll
I want loose cannon to whisper in my ear
ripe quest
I want loose cannon to whisper in my ear
stop talking
hushed knoll
Exhillious wtf
frozen glen
hushed knoll
You can’t
median steeple
autumn briar
Zealotbros, any of you running heavy laspistol on zealots? Is this worth it?
stone fern
it did stagger a bit
hushed agate
did i miss time the push or what
Brother you are ten feet away from it
coarse birch
did i miss time the push or what
Yeah just pushed a bit early
stone fern
Brother you are ten feet away from it
the first push was at 5 but yeah i should have let it jump thats safer
coarse birch
And dodging back before it runs at you will still make it jump
At which point it can be hard to not get hit even if the push connects
stone fern
if only fatshark let us practive with live enemies smh
stone fern
any day now trust the plan
sterile stone
if only fatshark let us practive with live enemies smh
Mods my guy
stone fern
Mods my guy
cant use mods i stream the game on geforce now
stone fern
doomed to a life of no dodge counters and spidy sense
fossil crag
cant use mods i stream the game on geforce now
Ooft
If you do stream it how *much fps di you get
stone fern
120
stone fern
they have very good hardware the issue is you kinda have to add your ping+ their ping
coarse birch
Yeah ive heard the latency can be high
fossil crag
they have very good hardware the issue is you kinda have to add your ping+ their...
Do you have a beast of an internet
stone fern
for eu central at least its good i get 40 total ping
stone fern
Do you have a beast of an internet
symmetric up/down 90mb
stone fern
behold the perfect curio
maiden path
why do u need +10 ordo dockets
stone fern
money
maiden path
brokey
stone fern
i had 29k plasteel before rolling some axes/crushers/pswords
and like 200k more dockets
coarse birch
I pray i dont find a reason to craft again
I have finally built up plasteel and dockets
stone fern
ikr i cant wait for the day i can play the game and ignore all crafting materials
coarse birch
I think im close to 8 mil dockets and 60k plasteel
Nothing crazy but
A nice amount
royal vortex
stone fern
yeah very comfy
coarse birch
Josho with dockets
stone fern
damn
coarse birch
A rare sight
royal vortex
this is from many moons ago
stone fern
i really hope the crafting system at least reduces the grind because fuck me
coarse birch
😔
stone fern
at the very least make damnation give 1k plasteel max and make the lock limit 3 i can live with that
frosty herald
It might also be 30k
stone fern
dont redo the whole system
royal vortex
theyre not going to do that
frosty herald
Diamantine is just useless
stone fern
theyre not going to do that
ofc not its gonna be something worse but in other ways
frosty herald
They want to reduce the rng elements and let you make your build without any hassle
south folio
the current system just has a high amount of variability baked into it
coarse birch
Idk how i dont have more Diamante
maiden path
FUCKIN SAMURAIIII
coarse birch
Although arco might ignore it lol
south folio
ideally it'd be a slow and steady (low variability) progression system
nah i pick up dia as well
well
coarse birch
Weird
frosty herald
Why is your dumbass not using azure starlord chest
south folio
i do ignore it if i see it in the distance and decide i'm not going to walk to it
royal vortex
i categorically refuse to pick up those disgusting CUBES
maiden path
Why is your dumbass not using azure starlord chest
because its UGLY!
south folio
i've been not in the "loot everything" mood lately
maiden path
im a humble samurai........
south folio
you will have to content yourself with 700 plasteel instead of 800
frosty herald
Soymurai
coarse birch
I grab Diamantine when i see it
frosty herald
I grab materials becaude funny number get big
maiden path
first cart ive had since starting iceborne
coarse birch
But we must speed
maiden path
i must respect him.,.........
frosty herald
Just wait until the furious rajang set
stone fern
dimantine is the easiest weekly to finish
maiden path
i kneel to the rajang...
spare dome
im in my bill gates area of darktiding, where i gain more in interest on the plasteel i already have than i gain from stopping to pick some up
maiden path
certified rajang warrior
royal vortex
i wish u could loan plasteel
if it doesnt get paid off in time they start docking plasteel wages
spare dome
i dont even use it for anything really other than swapping curio perks
stone fern
imagine being able to sell weapons
spare dome
between like two particular builds
royal vortex
i have an entire set of zealot health curios for the twins fight
i dont even know if corruption res works on the mines
spare dome
ive got three health, three tough, and three wound curios all set how i want
but only like
six of them are actually perfect
coarse birch
i dont even know if corruption res works on the mines
Are they mines
royal vortex
Are they mines
implode
coarse birch
Lol
spare dome
and yes it does work on the mines but i just brought purity bacon instead
stone fern
ive got three health, three tough, and three wound curios all set how i want
no 9 stam for speed running sedation?
frosty herald
If you get hit with a mine your health is nuked
south folio
frosty herald
Like goddamn it does so much corruption
misty mason
All day every day ordo dockets best perk
royal vortex
https://streamable.com/lewo0r
why do you still have this
south folio
😊
stone fern
https://streamable.com/lewo0r
roblox looks fire there what game mode?
spare dome
i used to keep a +3 on Psyker and Vet for a good while
south folio
roblox looks fire there what game mode?
(+18) erp
spare dome
but eventually i got used to running efficiency instead
the E stands for Embarrassing
ember yew
roblox looks fire there what game mode?
its DT version for Playstation 2
royal vortex
it is terrible.
median steeple
stone fern
unironically its a good idea
disabling all the visual clutter does help with enemy visiblity
drifting wolf
my immersion noooooooo
south folio
and maximum frames for GAMING (except that it's a marginal benefit because you're probably just going to be cpu-bottlenecked and tuning down those graphic settings will consequently do very little)
stone fern
my immersion noooooooo
wheres your nurgle scented candle?
drifting wolf
ermm I uh...
coarse birch
and maximum frames for GAMING (except that it's a marginal benefit because you'r...
Does your machine bottleneck?
spare dome
his machine runs on old timey vaccuum capsules
royal vortex
cryonic rod
coarse birch
No
frozen glen
stop posting it
south folio
vacyoom capsoul
south folio
stop posting it
agooooooooooo
spare dome
every morning he has to start the eight hour process of feeding 13,327 different punch cards into his computer to load up the RAM for DarkTide
stone fern
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1133928123868663828/r...
please tell me you dont have a stripped down psu to power those fans
south folio
nah i bought a 12v power adapter with 3/4-pins to power the fans
i'm not that insane
but that's a good idea that i'll consider for the future
stone fern
i was gonna say based i stripped down a couple of psus to use as power supplies
south folio
insane
coarse birch
a psu would add to the image
coarse birch
point the fan into the table too
south folio
too bad i'm not an electrical engineer or a hobbyist
coarse birch
yeah idk how youd do that
stone fern
its not that hard
coarse birch
i simply put my psu into my PC
south folio
hmm
stone fern
ignore him
coarse birch
and plug stuff in
south folio
i kill rebders
stone fern
IGNORE HIM
south folio
don't worry i always ignore rebders
south folio
i will touch capacitors all i want
stone fern
but unironically make sure to ground the psu even if its unplugged
coarse birch
ok to be be fair you can fuck yourself up with the capacitors
south folio
yeah i've had my fair share of time watching electroboom to be careful with messing with that sort of stuff
stone fern
or have a younger brother/sister touch it a bit that works too
south folio
or have a younger brother/sister touch it a bit that works too
so true
my parents can always pop out another one
rocky marsh
i feel the better curios should have better drop chance
My first +3 stamina i saw on my psyker was when i was ~ +47
stone fern
i feel the better curios should have better drop chance
My first +3 stamina i sa...
I have been checking brunts
every chance i got for ogryn
since december i have gotten ONE t17% toughness for ogryn
fleet zealot
rocky marsh
since december i have gotten ONE t17% toughness for ogryn
i thought toughness amx was 21%?
max*
ripe quest
17% toughness, 21% health, 3 stam, 1 wound
rocky marsh
ah, oh ya exhil sorri for ping just now
stone fern
i thought toughness amx was 21%?
if that was true i would jump from the window rn
rocky marsh
no angeri
stone fern
ANGRIE
rocky marsh
if that was true i would jump from the window rn
hahahahaa
ripe quest
ah, oh ya exhil sorri for ping just now
You didn't ping me.
rocky marsh
oh shit.
who did i ping then.
xD
so by that logic right
my vet to have +9 stamina, would have reached +135 @stone fern
stone fern
+9 stam is based
ripe quest
mm I didn't see that. I'd just keep the weapon as-is, are there any buffs you can get up to hit the 2 shot BP on gunners?
rocky marsh
like 80 80 80 80
rocky marsh
mm I didn't see that. I'd just keep the weapon as-is, are there any buffs you ca...
headtaker, but when rushing at gunner no HT stacks so :v
stone fern
i used this by accident in auric on marty and it was prtty good
rocky marsh
headtaker, but when rushing at gunner no HT stacks so :v
but this patch director seems to have lowered gunner blob and increased rager blob back to 12
which is quite insane ngl
like its not 6+6
straight up 8-12 boom
it feels like every 3 weeks director draw lottery on if he wants game to be hard or easy
ripe quest
headtaker, but when rushing at gunner no HT stacks so :v
should be fine with talents buffs n whatnot. In that situation I'd rely on Duellist or smth, if it's a pack of gunners you can build stacks on the first few and hit the BP on the rest.
rocky marsh
i think one month back my a5histg only had 3 rager blobs
rocky marsh
should be fine with talents buffs n whatnot. In that situation I'd rely on Duell...
duelist no proc on ranged fire dodge right?
ripe quest
Unless they changed something Duellist should proc on ranged fire just fine, however w/ gunners and reapers iirc you cannot. I was more thinking of baiting a melee hit from one of them or an ambient and just going from there.
rocky marsh
i see
im playing the game again because
tekken 8 make me angri
and atm i don't want to be angry at games
just want be happ
also exhil
stone fern
damn
rocky marsh
i just had my best run today on zealot
caxe + kant shotgun but with the judgement build
i didn't try that hard compared to my other builds
idk if i would enjoy vet or zealot caxe+ kant more
vet has krak
zealot melee is better
vast basin
did you copy the thumbnail or something? this is a pic for ants
fleet zealot
i didn't try that hard compared to my other builds
vast basin
on a similar note, have this beauty I played yesterday
rocky marsh
did you copy the thumbnail or something? this is a pic for ants
is it bugged for everyone else other than me or something
frozen glen
they're saying its too zoomed out
rocky marsh
no choice have to compromise
vast basin
brother do you not know how to upload the original screenshot
stone fern
MESSY DESKTOP
sterile stone
Mans playing darktide on the wii
stone fern
bro cant find it
rocky marsh
original screenshot is the zoomed out one :v
vast basin
no its the thumbnail of the zoomed out one
median steeple
fucking 50% resolution ass screenshot
sterile stone
California smog as a picture filter
rocky marsh
hushed agate
fucking 50% resolution ass screenshot
Extra crunchy
rocky marsh
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1046914150363844779/122248190733...
ok real original screen shot
stone fern
you would have gotten bullied less if you took an picture of your screen with your phone 
@rocky marsh
rocky marsh
look same to me :v
median steeple
rocky marsh
i clicked copy image
fleet zealot
The one here is scuffed as hell
vast basin
you copied the image preview aka the thumbnail
fleet zealot
You copied the image preview lmaoo
rocky marsh
o
fleet zealot
My sibling in the Emperor….
rocky marsh
it look same to me >:o
stone fern
smh young people
fleet zealot
it look same to me >:o
Go get your eyes checked
sterile stone
You’ve got a special set of eyes then
stone fern
iphones have ruined our youth
fleet zealot
Im on my phone so i can’t do a side by side
rocky marsh
Go get your eyes checked
could be because im on a laptop atm
sterile stone
There’s glasses to help reduce strain on your eyes when’s staring at screens excessively
I forgot what they’re called
But if you are seeing that as normal
You might need them feller
rocky marsh
wait are you comparing the images after you click them? then yeah i see a difference
If its just off the message "list" then same
like if you are comparing by clicking the image so it pops out then yeah there is diff
vast basin
you only just now got it? 
frosty herald
Blue light filter glasses
vast basin
are you slow?
how are you gonna read the numbers in the preview dude
please tell me
delicate shadow
fixed it 🙂
rocky marsh
i can :v
vast basin
LMAO
stone fern
what do you guys think of my last game?
