zealot-class

[calm salmon]

rest in peace total biscuit

may you get to play it up in heaven 🙏

[fading vale]

jank in helldivers is generally good jank and charming

[calm salmon]

wait

[fading vale]

which is quite fun

[calm salmon]

I have a clip for this

https://streamable.com/y2j1vp

this shit is fuckin hilarious

we love hd2 jank

[solar gorge]

i don't have the clip but i got ragdolled by a rocket into the fart mushrooms and basically entered orbit

[lusty turtle]

im not holding much hope for launch stability given its the WWZ devs

[fading vale]

they absolutely nailed the funny diving and ragdolls

I love it

[calm salmon]

uh

[lusty turtle]

WWZ is actually pgud now, decent fun game, but still has some awful jank

[calm salmon]

I didn't play release WWZ

I just know it runs fuckin fantastically

now*

not a particularly fun game

all things said and done, but the performance wasn't my complaint

[fading vale]

I often only get like 90 fps in HD2 which makes me a bit sad, but it rarely gets really bad

[lusty turtle]

it has some issues still in multiplayer of the server desyncing from the client causing enemies to ignore you and stuff

[calm salmon]

I get like 70-80

give or take

with a mix of high/medium settings

granted: 1080ti

[fading vale]

but I have a 4090

[calm salmon]

so like. . . aging hardware and all that

[lusty turtle]

huh

that is surprising then

[calm salmon]

i mean

hd2 runs on a literal potato

so like

[fading vale]

yeah idk

[calm salmon]

sure, top of the line performance could and probably should be better

but its not like release darktide

where you'd get 35 fps with a 3080ti

[fading vale]

no the peons don't matter smh, only me

[calm salmon]

if you were lucky

[lusty turtle]

it was werid cause i got like

[calm salmon]

at least darktide runs okay now

[lusty turtle]

45-60 on a 2070 super

[calm salmon]

though "okay" is all it is

I still can't turn on corpses

they eat all my fps

but so does global illumination

whatever fuckin lighting solution they're using still sucks ass

[fading vale]

I played the DT beta with a 2080ti and barely got 60fps with plenty of drops

and immediately upgraded lol

[calm salmon]

I still, to this day, only get ~35-45 fps on the mourning star without fsr on

[fading vale]

I refuse to play a game with fluidity like DT any lower than 120

[calm salmon]

its a little better in mission

[lusty turtle]

wild

[calm salmon]

but holy fuck I hate global illumination

which sucks

because everything is fuckin BRIGHT BRIGHT

or DARK DARK

with no in between at all

like the final arena of TRS-150 Relay Station?

That shit is nearly white for me

[lusty turtle]

hes turning into a skaven

[calm salmon]

through the whole arena

not a shadow to be seen because I have to have global illumination off

well, low - but point still stands I'd say

I'd have that shit actually off if I could

gimme those wire frame textures

[lusty turtle]

get @south folio to give u his graphics setup

[calm salmon]

hd2 runs beautifully though in comparison. Sure top of the line performance should be better, but it runs on a literal potato so I'm happy with where its at.

[fading vale]

yeah it's not bad enough to detract from the game but I feel like something is wrong

[calm salmon]

eh, I just set everything to low but texture quality

and have FSR to balanced

Actually intel xess now, since it was added.

Makes the game run just that little bit better

I get around 100fps on the mourning star and about 80 in mission

I just hit people with an explosive and they turn into ghosts, not a corpse to be seen

[delicate shadow]

I get a somewhat stable 90 unless shit goes sideways

[fading vale]

I get a stable 150 in darktide of course with DLSS on and what not

[south folio]

my laptop's cpu is probably my main limitation

i usually float in some range between 30-60

not much i can hope to optimize

[lusty turtle]

arco plays on laptop 🥹

[south folio]

have you seen my setup

go away dough

[north sedge]

He plays on a fanboat

[south folio]

it's 5 am you binch

[lusty turtle]

i don't want to see your setup

[south folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1133928123868663828/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_1a6a056c-46bb-40d5-a06c-d77bce4f5a63.png?ex=65f24d5c&is=65dfd85c&hm=ea1f6d99e45beefb2d08adb402c26d4ae17547b0a0b8009283c1e30fd97eb10d&

[lusty turtle]

i already know its an abomination

NO STOP

[south folio]

shame

[lusty turtle]

i should ban arco

[south folio]

this is the way things must be

[lusty turtle]

executed for laptop torture

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/swamp-boat-gif-22366772

[fading vale]

god I am reading about performance for helldivers and so many people lock to 60fps with 4000 series cards

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

[lusty turtle]

laz stop looking you are only hurting yourself

[south folio]

my laptop is enjoying a nice breeze

[lusty turtle]

you know most 4090 owners are running 1080 60 fps

[fading vale]

it seems like people either experience what I am experiencing or they have double my fps

[south folio]

you're dealing collateral damage to me

[fading vale]

and some reviews are putting a 4090 at like 90-100 fps

I just don't understand how you spend $1000+ on a GPU and are incompetent enough to run 60fps and not get a better monitor

[south folio]

i have a 144hz monitor that i bought for half life 2 deathmatch, and now it's languishing because my laptop is certainly not running my current games at >60 fps and the hdmi port doesn't support >60 fps

[fading vale]

you also do not fall into the category of spending 1000+ on a GPU

[lusty turtle]

1080p 60fps gamer arco

[south folio]

so sad

[calm salmon]

just play the lottery until you win the multi millions

[south folio]

i have been reduced to 1/10th of my true power

[calm salmon]

ezclap 4head

[south folio]

good strat

i will take this advice to heart

[fading vale]

I should play the lottery

[little thicket]

Technically i have a computer that can reach 120 fps on darktide with 60hz

[calm salmon]

i could probably reach like 120fps if I played on 1080p

but 1440p monitor is goated

so meh

[fading vale]

idk the second I tried 120hz I determined I would rather stab my eyeballs out than play games at 60

[south folio]

i vote 1080p and 120fps

[fading vale]

I vote 3440x1440 at 150fps with gsync

[calm salmon]

yeah but im poor

[south folio]

rob a bank

[calm salmon]

hmm

[fading vale]

yeah but I'm lonely

[calm salmon]

I will take this advice to heart

go to the club then

find yourself a baddie

[little thicket]

Does that even have a dedicated gpu

[fading vale]

god I am over my club days

[south folio]

yeah it's an actually pretty nice laptop

it has an rtx 3050ti

so i have access to dlss

[calm salmon]

which is probably closer in performance to something in the 2000 series

[south folio]

it's just the cpu and power constraints that really hurt

[calm salmon]

cause laptop gpus are always super gutted because of heat constraints

[fading vale]

that's why you do this

[south folio]

god damn physics

[south folio]

u know it

[calm salmon]

you could probably get like 9000fps on a flash game though

[south folio]

maybe

[fading vale]

did any of yall ever play that albino black sheep shoot flash game

[calm salmon]

i mostly played madness interactive

[fading vale]

I did it for aim training

[calm salmon]

and uh

"beat up the grey guy"

[fading vale]

back when I cared about aim training lol

[calm salmon]

my best friend laments about his past lmao

speaking of aimtraining

he went pro in overwatch way back when

[fading vale]

rip

[calm salmon]

now he's old and washed up - also nerve damage in his shoulder that affected his whole arm

still better than 99% of people, but not 99.9% of people

[fading vale]

I've had tendinitis in my right arm from elbow down for like 6 years now

[drowsy steppe]

literal perfection

[fading vale]

and I get wrist pain at times

[calm salmon]

his was a pinched nerve in the shoulder that turned into permanent damage

[lusty turtle]

mal do not encourage him

[fading vale]

so I can't really overdo it

[calm salmon]

im over here aiming with my wrist

[fading vale]

physical therapist be like "quit your job and uh hope it heals"

[calm salmon]

utopian society when

so people can actually do that

[fading vale]

I can confirm after quitting my job it has not healed granted I am gaming and constantly on my phone so.......

[calm salmon]

go buy a disability controller

as in, just a regular controller

[lusty turtle]

get eye tracking and voice commands

[calm salmon]

and hate yourself for playing a fps on an xbox controller

[fading vale]

I would rather put a shotgun in my mouth than use a controller

[calm salmon]

hey

controllers are good for third person games

witcher, horizon zero dawn

[fading vale]

such a dogshit way to play shooters

[calm salmon]

metal gear solid 5

[fading vale]

Idk how people do it

oh right free aimbots

[calm salmon]

but yeah, an fps game is dogshit with controller

Kekw

Apex Legends be like

even pc pros are just using controller now cause the aim assist is so strong

[fading vale]

Halo infinite be like

[calm salmon]

and on the other end of the spectrum, you have overwatch 2

where bullet hitboxes are now the size of africa

and you merely need to be in the zipcode of someone to headshot them

[fading vale]

the only games I play with a controller are souls games and shit on the switch like smash

[calm salmon]

fighting games feel like they're just built for keyboard

uh

like an ergonomic vertical one or some bullshit anyway

there's all of like 6 buttons to press, and not needing to turn your hands into shrimp cause you have 120 bindable keys

[umbral kindle]

Only time I use a controller is if I need to play something on an emulator

[fading vale]

a "keyboard"

[calm salmon]

the last time I 🏴‍☠️ a rom rip - of a game I owned no less - i got a letter from my isp lmao

so I've just given up on emulation

god of war 1, of all games.

[umbral kindle]

where do you live lol

[calm salmon]

us

[south folio]

f

[fading vale]

insert ad for NordVPN

[south folio]

a vpn like mullvad would probably help

[umbral kindle]

Damn, land of the free indeed

[calm salmon]

i have pcsx2 installed

and configured

but I'm too fuckin lazy to go find a silent way to find roms

it'd be pretty neat to play jak and daxter again

may as well just plug in my literal ps2 at this point though

[umbral kindle]

I mean I could link where I get mine but idk what the rules are for that kind of thing

[frosty herald]

it would be neat if we got a new jak and daxter game

or even port the daxter game to pc

[fading vale]

where's the Jade Cocoon players at

[calm salmon]

i was more mainstream than that sorry

jak and daxter, metal gear

tony hawk underground

uh what else

[umbral kindle]

you're not gonna believe this

someone did

[calm salmon]

that's pretty much it I guess

[fading vale]

I did of course play Tony hawk

[calm salmon]

OH

[fading vale]

who didn't

[calm salmon]

toy soldiers

[umbral kindle]

Well, the og game

[calm salmon]

both the cartoony ones

and the "grounded" ones

Sorry, Army Men*

fuckin loved this game as a kid

[frosty herald]

i mean officialy

[fading vale]

oh I think I played that

[calm salmon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9hyXRSuIBM

and then this shit

[frosty herald]

the game is banished to the psp library

[calm salmon]

these were fuckin great games

[fading vale]

bro I had a psp

only game I played on it was battlefront

[umbral kindle]

Let's be real an official port would have 10% of the effort

[frosty herald]

i had a psp and it was fire

[umbral kindle]

and the unofficial one is great so far

[frosty herald]

jak and daxter the lost frontier the daxter game

[fading vale]

yeah the psp was cool

[calm salmon]

i always wanted a psp

[frosty herald]

and a bunch others i forgot

[calm salmon]

but my parents never got me one

same with gameboy

PS1>PS2>Xbox 360

[frosty herald]

the psp was god's gift to earth for people that didnt want to play with a nintendo

[calm salmon]

that's all I had for consoles as a kid

[fading vale]

speaking of unofficial things did you see what happened to melee during covid

[frosty herald]

melee got killed

[umbral kindle]

nope

[frosty herald]

shot in the back of the head 2 times

[umbral kindle]

not really my thing

[fading vale]

some dude solo implemented rollback netcode and a matchmaking and ladder system

[calm salmon]

nintendo actually hates making games huh

[umbral kindle]

Nintendo moment

[calm salmon]

I stg every time I hear about them in the media, its just them shitting all over their communities

while their communities are fixing some dumb bullshit

in one way or another

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/58hgcbkQvkc?si=XF67jJ6iouAz5oeq absolute fire

[fading vale]

and it worked amazingly well, allowed online tournaments to happen

[calm salmon]

i had no idea there was just a daxter game

oh yeah

sonic the hedge hog

but uh

his weird edgy cousin or whatever

I had that on PS2 too

[fading vale]

sonic adventure battle 2

was my jam

[umbral kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-edgy-gun-4chan-chungus-gif-22492410

[calm salmon]

yeah

sonic but with GUNS

and EDGE

and COOLNESS

[umbral kindle]

most fire cutscene in all of gaming

[fading vale]

stan thinks sonic is luigi

[calm salmon]

the fact that they made shadow cock a fuckin mp5 like a shotgun

hilarious

[calm salmon]

stan also thinks its normal to microwave icecream

so like

[frosty herald]

oh boy a new sonic x shadow game was revealed

[frosty herald]

i should google sonic x shadow

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-super-mario-mario-luigi-mario-n64-gif-25531466

[calm salmon]

there's one of two ways that can go

and both include 18+ r rated content

[fading vale]

dude the music is so hype

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/ihUiNzrcG4Q?si=X5iE1A2ggolMGBJ-

legit they couldve just said sonic & shadow

[calm salmon]

that said

I never did like the sonic games

[fading vale]

a dogshit open world sonic game would be better

[calm salmon]

for side scrollers, I was more of an earthworm jim kinda guy

[frosty herald]

i will stand by that sonic and the black knight was the best sonic game ever made

and its wii exclusive

[fading vale]

BRO EARTHWORM JIM

those games were SO HARD

[umbral kindle]

I never liked the 2D sonic games either but the 3D can be fun

[fading vale]

I had a gameshark when I played earthworm Jim

[calm salmon]

my dad bought me a gameshark for my ps1

I never could figure it out

[umbral kindle]

The incredibly mixed writing and dialogue quality are also entertaining

[fading vale]

mine was on a Gameboy advance

[frank night]

post steve

[fading vale]

kneady boy

[frank night]

excellent steve

[calm salmon]

steve looks fuckin pissed about something

[fading vale]

does not realize that this is painful cause how heavy he is

no no, that's his elated kneading face

[calm salmon]

i just see ears back and automatically assume cat mad

has kept me from being bitten more than once

[fading vale]

he just be purring an living it up

[faint vapor]

Remember to bother your cat

[calm salmon]

i play the bongos on my cat

he meows at me

then nibbles my hands

then licks them

I stop and he YELLS at me

so I go back to bongo

cat

[fading vale]

if you want to see mad Steve.... it's more like this

[calm salmon]

that's a cat about to bop your face

for no good reason

[fading vale]

other than wanting food

[umbral kindle]

Delicious

[calm salmon]

WE LOVE TUXEDO CATS

but the real rule is "We love cats"

there is no prejudice here

[fading vale]

it's cat chat time

[calm salmon]

cats show that you respect consent

and also show that you don't, if you hate cats

"they never let me touch them"

I wouldn't either DEREK

[fading vale]

my dad hated cats growing up

guess what

he's a shit person

[calm salmon]

SEE

universal rule

[fading vale]

coincidence I think not

[calm salmon]

im kinda hit or miss with random cats though

it takes time to understand their boundaries

[frosty herald]

my naked ass cat is a very silly billy

shes dumb and stinky

[calm salmon]

time you're not really given in a normal setting

[frosty herald]

little stinkmonster

[calm salmon]

not like I'm moving into my friends' houses lmao

[fading vale]

I had a roommate with a cat and the first thing Steve did was piss on top of her litter box

[calm salmon]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[dense field]

Behead those who insult cats (I am extremely peaceful)

[calm salmon]

turkey out here with the rare w

respect cat

also japan

[umbral kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1160552718230892724/caption-1-2-2-2.gif?ex=653513f2&is=65229ef2&hm=d61d65f83fe9a94a8e157a6595bfd94a4b3b0618ac503d99cf7f61116c9e868f&

[calm salmon]

for some reason

[sharp zodiac]

LET EM HAVE IT

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[calm salmon]

me when I have literally anything in front of me

my cat thinks human food is cat food

sorry boots

not 4 u

iz 4 me

[fading vale]

what really pisses me off is when I'm laying down half asleep at 3am and Steve gets bitchy about food EVEN THOUGH HIS BOWL HAS FOOD

and he just wants me to acknowledge it

[calm salmon]

chonkmaster supreme has you trained well human

[delicate shadow]

mine just fuckin forget their food is there

[calm salmon]

trained very well

[delicate shadow]

despite having been eating it like 2 minutes beforehand

zero object permanence

[fading vale]

I will not eat my food unless you look at me briefly and jiggle it around

WHY

[calm salmon]

because

😼

[delicate shadow]

we are mere servant apes

[calm salmon]

the fact that the rat thingy can infect humans

[ember yew]

guys

[calm salmon]

and make us love cats

is amazing

and weird

[ember yew]

anyone encountered new bug after recent hotfix

[calm salmon]

normally it infects rats and makes them fearless to cats

[fading vale]

the black plague?

[calm salmon]

so it can get eaten

[ember yew]

i cant decypher anything, basically once in 4 times i can interact with symbols

[calm salmon]

to live in the cat

but it can get into a human

[ember yew]

even tried to disable mods

[calm salmon]

but human no eat by cat

so it just like. . . vibes in us

[fading vale]

can't say I've seen anyone else say this

[calm salmon]

no, some sorta parasite

[ember yew]

started to happen after the last hotfix

[calm salmon]

like. . . on the hadron mini-game?

iunno

I haven't played darktide in like three weeks

[frosty herald]

ive had a bug happen where i looked too far away from the auspex removing the window and when i went and did the puzzle again it skipped 1 row

[ember yew]

this thing

cant interact normally with it

[fading vale]

it was just funny cause you said cats and rats and you know the whole thing where people with cats didn't get it as much

[delicate shadow]

oh I remember this parasite thing only because darcy would talk about it

[fading vale]

I was hoping nobody would mention Darcy

[calm salmon]

Oh, no. I was talking about Toxoplasmosis

something that 1/3 of the world has, apparently

it can only reproduce in the intestines of cats

[fading vale]

just do not

[calm salmon]

but it affects the decision making part of the brain in host animals

[fading vale]

it's a Darcy bit

[delicate shadow]

MY LIFE

ME

[fading vale]

and an awful one

[calm salmon]

darcy is a creature

that is uh

my summation

[fading vale]

I dont like that they had to be banned but like, just fucking stop after 8 months or something

[calm salmon]

lettuce raid ogryn chat with wild accusations

[fading vale]

VET BAD CAUSE OGRYN PLAYTESTERS

[calm salmon]

i still don't like vet's tree

but that's a dead horse so whatever

[frosty herald]

we should convert helldivers 2 players into king players

[calm salmon]

vet not bad

I just hate building vet

[frosty herald]

those throw chains will be perfect

[polar nexus]

Fucking submarine level

[drowsy steppe]

Im darky

[calm salmon]

that's an incredibly sus statement there mal

[drowsy steppe]

you dont know the darcy lore

[calm salmon]

i tried to do my level best to not interact with her

turns out, i came out ahead in this

[polar nexus]

Finishing both earthworm Jim was probably the hardest thing I have ever done

[fading vale]

I don't really recall my progress I was like 7 or 8

[calm salmon]

same

I just know I spent a lot of time dying in that game

[sharp oyster]

Hello, just started playing Zealot after 150 hours of Ogryn

Any tips in terms of Skill Tree and Weapons

Which gun is good, which one is sad, what builds work on this class

Guides even I'll take them

[fading vale]

you'll have to be a bit more specific in terms of what you like/want to do, but my first tip is make sure you get a toughness generator aka second wind or vicious

[sharp oyster]

How flexible is zealot in terms of build

[fading vale]

you can run almost anything

[sharp oyster]

Well I'd like to start with just a mele build mostly

Because I don't know anything about this class weapons

There's a lot of them

[fading vale]

we don't have ranged builds really, so everything is melee focused with a couple good general ranged talents

[sharp oyster]

I see

so Zealot is more like a knight?

[unborn iris]

A chainsaw fanatic

[south folio]

a tanky melee-oriented class is my short description of it

[fading vale]

ranged is plenty strong even though there aren't builds for it

it's a do everything well and melee/dive really well class

[sharp oyster]

Is there any "meta" for this class or everything works on Zealot

[south folio]

a lot of things work but there is some meta

[fading vale]

in terms of the best/easiest you would run caxe or hsword with martyrdom

[south folio]

e.g., this line is a fairy common middle path to take

[frank night]

fairy

[south folio]

seahorse

[fading vale]

yeah that goes on basically every build unless you want to stealth or chorus

[sharp oyster]

Huh

Sure I'll keep playing and ask questions overtime

[fading vale]

I don't take HR cause I have restoring faith and am damage maxing with desperation instead but

[sharp oyster]

Blessing wise I'll wait until I reach LV30

[fading vale]

and TWBS is stagger immunity in general

including ranged

[south folio]

fury of the faithful (left ult) also has some unlisted properties that make it better than the description says

[sharp oyster]

Which they are

[fading vale]

armor downgrade from cara to flak and flak to unarmored for 1 hit on melee or 3 seconds on ranged

[south folio]

your dash is 7m by default, but locking onto an enemy (tapping and having your cursor on an enemy should suffice, but you can hold F to be sure) allows you to dash up to 21m

(the enemy has to be within 21m to be locked onto)

[sharp oyster]

Lock you say

[fading vale]

it's really just point at enemy and press F

but you can hold F and it highlights

[south folio]

it's a neat thing, though it can sometimes get you killed if the enemy decides to run in such a way that a gap is between you and them

https://streamable.com/xmf7r9

[fading vale]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxKTnYuD5t8O4rE9MFrljvA3LMC4h04FjR?si=zadXQwEfs_OBIcmg

[south folio]

so tragic

[ember yew]

autopistol usage karma

[south folio]

lazorr meta abooser

[fading vale]

I mean it was a duo

way back when

and hammer had 0 horde damage

[south folio]

the good ol' days

you will have your 3-target damage cap and you will enjoy it

[fading vale]

don't forget 0 cleave damage on armor

[lusty turtle]

what is that bridge render 🥹

[frank night]

you must make a leap of faith, my son

[south folio]

you mean the air walkway?

[lusty turtle]

im getting FS to remove your DT account

[south folio]

WHA

[frosty herald]

unlucky

[coarse birch]

Finally

[frank night]

quack adjacent noise

[south folio]

that's a stretch and you know it

[hushed knoll]

YAAAAS CELEBRATE SELEBATR

CEKS ATE

[south folio]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

WOOOOO

CEKEBRATE

[coarse birch]

Hi stan

[south folio]

u can do it stan

[hushed knoll]

CELEBRATE

[nimble fiber]

BEANS

[south folio]

you make me proud (lie)

some school-related thing?

[hushed knoll]

[lusty turtle]

they let him out of the padded room

[hushed knoll]

Idk what you’re talking about

[coarse birch]

Im not even out of bed yet and we are celebrating

[hushed knoll]

Padded rooms look like they’re made of cheese

Don’t they

Please agree

[south folio]

yse would you like to go into one

[fleet zealot]

It’s tail poof thursdays!

[fading vale]

no

[frosty herald]

stan would love wallace and gromit

[hushed knoll]

They def look like Swiss cheese

Padded cells

[coarse birch]

No

[hushed knoll]

I would love for the moon to look like cheese

[south folio]

marshmellows

[hushed knoll]

Imagine walking on the moon and getting cheese all over your shoes

I want that

[south folio]

good thing stan doesn't have reality-bending powers

[hushed knoll]

Realty?

Oh

Reality

[lusty turtle]

[south folio]

yeah it would also be tragic if you could control the real estate side of things

[lusty turtle]

stan made me homeless 😔

[south folio]

so sad

[coarse birch]

😔

[hushed knoll]

I want to walk around and get cheese on my shoes

That would be so satisfying

[coarse birch]

No

[hushed knoll]

Clap if you agree

[south folio]

what did the cheese do to you to deserve such a fate

(crickets)

[hushed knoll]

What do Algeria have to do with it

Crickets

[coarse birch]

Bruh

[hushed knoll]

This is why I thought you were Algerian

[south folio]

wha

[hushed knoll]

Why do you always write wha

[south folio]

it might potentially be an illustration of my confusion

the world will never know

[coarse birch]

I have lived in every region according to stan

[south folio]

mr world wide

your next destination is my jar

[coarse birch]

Im not going in the fucking jar

[south folio]

😊

[hushed knoll]

You do not have a job

Har

Jar

[coarse birch]

Do not threaten to put me in a jar and then post blush

[hushed knoll]

Huggyblushyface

🤗

[south folio]

the several mason jars in my kitchen would disagree

[hushed knoll]

Why did you name them mason

[south folio]

it's a good name

[hushed knoll]

Ur a good name

OOO REKT

BRRR BRRR BRRR

[south folio]

i have been rumbled

my emotions are in turmoil

my mind is shattered

[coarse birch]

Are you cold stan

What is brr brr brr

[frank night]

the last thing the SCP security staff heard as the containment cell cracked open

[coarse birch]

Stan really is an SCP

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

I’ll specially contain your protocol 😠😠😠😠😠😠

[frank night]

ALARM

[hushed knoll]

No

[coarse birch]

ALARM

[hushed knoll]

No

[south folio]

ALARM

[hushed knoll]

@lusty turtle help I’m being bulky

Lilies

Bullied

[lusty turtle]

then go on a diet

[hushed knoll]

You need to be covered in sparkly ketchup

[coarse birch]

What

[hushed knoll]

You heard me binch 😠

[coarse birch]

Rude

[lusty turtle]

stan why u gotta be so rude

[coarse birch]

Honestly

[south folio]

you are making usage of that emoji a lot today

perhaps too much

[lusty turtle]

its a useful emote

[south folio]

it's as clear as my graphics so i suppose i can't disagree with it

[lusty turtle]

so true

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-on-smoke-cpu-blasts-potato-pc-gif-24592403

Arco turning on raytracing

[ember yew]

[south folio]

what an absolute lie

[lusty turtle]

na thats just your laptop failing to load it

[south folio]

i will not be gaslit about this

[coarse birch]

Whys your discord resolution so low

[south folio]

you

are a bastard

[coarse birch]

Or is it really zoomed in

Im serious look at skeles pfp

[lusty turtle]

its fucked up that arco thinks so little of me

when would i ever gaslight anyone

[south folio]

das just discord compression

[lusty turtle]

[south folio]

who has made these

why do you have them

what compels you to use them

[coarse birch]

I wonder what could possibly compel him atm

[faint vapor]

They're cute

[south folio]

being of poor morality and irreputable character i suppose

[south folio]

you're no better than him

[faint vapor]

blushes

[lusty turtle]

fucked up

arco HATES me

[south folio]

i HATE ohio

[coarse birch]

Fucked up

Although you havent been threatened with the jar yet

[hushed knoll]

I'M NOT

[lusty turtle]

but to answer, the server i'm in has a lot of active users at once sometimes to the point shit fails to load or loads at a fucked resolution

so its just become a running gag to make HD versions of some of the emotes

[south folio]

what in the world

[coarse birch]

You called me a binch

[lusty turtle]

accidentaly deleted the space when changing servers to users 😔

[south folio]

L

[faint vapor]

Minor spelling mistake

[south folio]

caught lacking

[hushed knoll]

Gags can’t run

MY BEDSHEETS RIPPED WTF

I JUST REMEMBERED

[royal vortex]

?

[coarse birch]

mermaided too hard

[desert bough]

No matter how much Ulgo dislike zealots. Shouty's do good job for emperor

[nimble fiber]

[royal vortex]

oh yeah lmfao

[lusty turtle]

stan is a man of many talents

none of them good

[visual stream]

I just got spawned directly into a crusher overhead

[coarse birch]

that one nearly killed josho

[lusty turtle]

anyone got the "are you in boys with josho" screenshot

[open echo]

why did hd2 make it so easy to find the names of unreleased stuff

this is kinda fun looking through it

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-surprised-shocked-scared-gif-14616193401603705407

[open echo]

found smth i really want lol

BehaviorId_bug_dragon

AbilityId_bug_dragon_unburrow

AbilityId_bug_dragon_start_dive

AbilityId_bug_dragon_dive

AbilityId_bug_dragon_crash

:33

the hd2 server goes sooo fast

[ripe quest]

Somewhat funny because I've been gearing up to datamine HD2 and there's some pretty cool stuff here. The libraries aren't perfect just yet though so most of it is just sorted binary files.

[open echo]

its so easy lmao

anyone that knows how to use notepad can lol

[ripe quest]

Oh are you just looking at raw text in the compiled game files?

[open echo]

yep

[ripe quest]

Yeah I'm talking about like, actual datamining.

[open echo]

ah

[ripe quest]

Textures, Models, Audio and Video, etc

[open echo]

i see

[open echo]

lmao my message got deleted in the server

probably means smth

[ripe quest]

These are the currently known Illuminate enemies present in the files for example. There are def more but it just needs to be sorted.

My main aim is to get a fully processed file so I can get accurate info on weapons

[open echo]

i actually couldn't find that, where was it?

[ripe quest]

but again, everything is in binary

[open echo]

:3

[north sedge]

It's gonna be funny and interesting seeing people react to the control reversal stuff

[open echo]

the

what

it feels so nice not having a 5 min slowmode

[north sedge]

Illuminate in hd1 could reverse your controls

With an emp sort of thing

[open echo]

NO

PPLEASE

[ripe quest]

content > fac_illuminate, using Hellextractor & git

[ripe quest]

oml please inverse stratagem codes

That would be so funny

[north sedge]

Also giant energy walls that boxed you in and bisected you if you were in the way when it went up

[lusty turtle]

they should bring that back

[north sedge]

I hope they do

[ripe quest]

Speaking of git, kicked my ass last night. Had to figure out how to turn an undocumented set of dll's and random ass files into something useable.

Turns out, CMD prompt is goated.

who would've thunk

[lusty turtle]

CMD is based and everyone should learn atleast the basics

[ripe quest]

Well like, I knew how to use it if I just wanted default usage of it but it's really easy to get it to run homebrew commands

which I did not know

[open echo]

never heard of hellextractor

[ripe quest]

It's on github

under Helldivers topics

iirc there's some forum somewhere but it's just people who know the tool and are trying to get it fully working.

[open echo]

:0

3d printing?

yey

[open echo]

took me far to long to find the thing i found (i am doing it terribly), how you doing it?

[ripe quest]

I compiled the repo w/ CMake and then grabbed the .txt files and threw them next to the new exe file. Then I opened a powershell instance and used cd to target this folder, then ran commands found on the github. I need a .\ before each command, no spaces.

[open echo]

tysm

[ripe quest]

My setup is held together by sticks and stones so idk how well it'll work for you. Might also be missing something because it took me like 3 hours to figure it out

[open echo]

lmao

ahaha i opened smth and thought i pissed of nprotect

(it was just the splash)

[placid fiber]

I've had this happen to me before

[open echo]

i can't seem to find anything on mech variants, have you?

[ripe quest]

Chances are they're in the sea of unnamed files.

Currently I'm trying to figure out how to begin the process of that, since I've seen people do this in batches before.

[nimble fiber]

[open echo]

fsr i have a feeling we might not get the lumberer

[lusty turtle]

will ask you guys move discussion of file diving for helldivers to the helldivers server or dms or something. don't mind people discussin the game but gettin too indepth (especially when idk if the devs have said anything on data mining) should prob be done elsewhere

[slate notch]

I've been using shredder frag grenade for a while and I don't know, doesn't feel as useful as krak. I like the bleed and all but rarely makes a huge impact as the krak does

[open echo]

np lol

[lusty turtle]

you prob want #veteran-class for that doomed, but they're just different tools for different roles

if ur running shredder ur gonna prefer kraks since htey cover weaknesses

[slate notch]

Dammit, my bad! I thought I was in there haha

[lusty turtle]

haha np

[slate notch]

Once a zealot, always a zealot, you always go home first

[obtuse stirrup]

Krak is a tool tbh

You use it if you don't have anticrusher

Shredders are just fast antihorde

[open echo]

maybe a off topic channel with image perms might be a nice idea :3

[obtuse stirrup]

They combo really well with a smite psyker actually

They can hold shit still and you can blow it up

[lusty turtle]

we had to bin the off topic chat because people kept using it for porn and racism

[obtuse stirrup]

Also 2 grenades can stack the bleeds up

[obtuse stirrup]

Oh for fucks sake internet

[open echo]

ah lmao, i help mod a 500k server so i feel your pain

[obtuse stirrup]

It's that side of the 40k fandom

[lusty turtle]

same reason why memes got killed

[obtuse stirrup]

The ones who don't get that 40k is a satirical dystopia

And that they'd literally be Corpse starch if this was real, at best

[open echo]

ahahaha

truly a discord moment

[lusty turtle]

yeeee

love the setting, and met some amazing people through the fandom

but also had some actual awful interactions, especially since moderating here

[obtuse stirrup]

Same people that unironically refer to That Fucking Guy as GEOTUS

And that's all I'll say on that matter, as a left-wing queer dude who's currently fucking terrified

[open echo]

bc of the pfp i have had so many people act "unpleasant" in some 40k servers

the black templar server can be smth else

[lusty turtle]

yeeeeeeee

most black templar pfp users end up banned

its wild

if u ever experience anythin like that here DM me or one of the other wardens

[open echo]

ty

[open echo]

this seems to be a common trend

[visual blade]

need a crit+stun grenade build for the penance

[open echo]

i still have not done this after 700 hours :(

[visual blade]

😡

[open echo]

lemme try make a suggestion

[visual blade]

leftmost keystone most definitely

crit perks

evis? hsword?

[open echo]

ye i don't normally use stuns bc i struggle to enjoy them

[visual blade]

i like stuns

[obtuse stirrup]

Also just Stun into Fury of the Faithful

Inefficient combo for serious play

But helps for penance farm

[visual blade]

but i know people would lead me down the wrong path (anything other than stuns) if i didn't specify

[obtuse stirrup]

If you hate Stun

[visual blade]

inefficient
not stun+fury being all of my builds

[north sedge]

stun is fine

[obtuse stirrup]

I mean the two aren't inefficient

I just mean if you use a Stun grenade then you probably don't need the FotF charge at that moment

[open echo]

ye

[obtuse stirrup]

It's like shooting a corpse

[north sedge]

🤔

[obtuse stirrup]

But it's what the penance wants you to do lol

[visual blade]

well no but you use stun at times you can and you use fury at other times

[open echo]

oh and is twbs still as useful with the latest patch?

[obtuse stirrup]

Yeah that's what I mean for "optimal" gameplay lol

But the penance wants you to be inefficient and combo them

Since it farms credit faster

[visual blade]

i'd even venture to say it's more efficient for normal play because you only use 1 resource at any time, not both

oh true

[obtuse stirrup]

I'm agreeing with you lol

I'm just saying the penance is encouraging bad habits

[open echo]

second wind is so annoying to take with pietyyyy

i actually have to use my brain too

[visual blade]

don't?

[open echo]

imo its one of our best thgness regen talents

[north sedge]

twbs always goat

[open echo]

yey

[visual blade]

sure but if it's more tedious for you to use it than to get a less efficient thgness regen talent then you're gonna be struggling with proccing it

or just not enjoy it in general. you don't need to be efficient if you don't enjoy maximum efficiency

[open echo]

second wind is just fun too :3

[north sedge]

i mean, you just spam dodge and get toughness, easy

[visual blade]

what's a crit weapon?

bricked :/

[obtuse stirrup]

Anything with a decent multiplier

So uh, not thunder hammers

[open echo]

shred dclaw, hsword, shred evisc and shred chsword ig

knife ig

[visual blade]

this good for crits?

seems nice since perfect strike

[open echo]

i think with ft that low you miss bps

[visual blade]

I ONLY HAVE WOUND KARKING CURIOS

[obtuse stirrup]

Perfect Strike isn't good

[open echo]

perfect strike is not good rn

[obtuse stirrup]

A martyrdom life for you

Heavy Swords need Headtaker

And either Deathblow or Rampage as second

Deathblow being a little better

(But mine is rampage and it's great)

[open echo]

db can help with bps in rare cases

so can rampage

but db doesn't need procing

[visual blade]

rampage headtaker?

[open echo]

yep

[visual blade]

i had 3 swords with 20% unyielding

how

[open echo]

idk put poxes to flak imo, and you have a 3/4

you could go maniac if you need

[visual blade]

poor

[open echo]

same

[visual blade]

i can do 20% for now

gosh

[open echo]

700 hours and still broke :(

i am going to lose it

[visual blade]

i assume this is a threat

[open echo]

:3

[obtuse stirrup]

Do you need Maniac to oneshot a Mutant?

Weapons that can oneshot Mutants should oneshot Mutants imo

[open echo]

ye

[obtuse stirrup]

Since they're often the start of Everything Going Wrong

Then yeah I would call your sword a good 'un

Oh wait

You say "ye" as in it does need it?

Then eh, still a bit sad

But you can save Fury charges for the muties

[open echo]

wha

[obtuse stirrup]

I guess

[open echo]

i meant i agree with you

[obtuse stirrup]

Ah gotcha

[visual blade]

can't 1 shot

😦

[obtuse stirrup]

Maybe you will with headtaker and rampage stacks up?

It's rare that you don't have those buffs on

[north sedge]

mutants are a non threat for most weapons now

[obtuse stirrup]

Being able to do it conditionally wouldn't be bad since Unyielding is a good perk too

[north sedge]

if you take maniac it's for ragers

[open echo]

its also nice to have rager one hits

[obtuse stirrup]

Idk I just indiana jones them usually

[faint vapor]

Taking maniac to melee trappers better 😎

[obtuse stirrup]

Nah they gotta die as slowly and painfully as possible

Let the ogryn slap them to death

[faint vapor]

Reminds me of punching to death snipers

Fun times

[nimble fiber]

[frosty herald]

Calling my zealot kazuya and knife punching everything

[visual stream]

Love when the game gives you enemy grunt noise #8 instead of flank noise

[nimble fiber]

random flak guy probably felt like the mc while doing that

[fleet zealot]

There needs to be ferret versions of felinids in 40k

Oh wait

Wardancing

Isnt that an eldar thing

[desert bough]

Ulgo has queshion. How do shouty become like Ogryn? Survive lots in horde. Ulgo try but need to leave to escape death. How other zealot stay in fight?

[lusty turtle]

there probably is

"beastmen" are a part of the imperium and encompass any and all humans with animal like mutations

[viral hare]

zealots have a lot of tools for toughness regen and cdr, if you’re going for a crit build then build around that and take blazing piety and invocation, and whatever ability you want. Otherwise, martyrdom is really good for giving toughness dmg reduction. There’s also a bunch of talents that give toughness bonuses on dodge or crit on the right side of the tree

[fleet zealot]

I was already making a homemade craftworld that suffers from chaos corruption giving them ferret ears and tails but your idea sounds less insane than mine

[desert bough]

Want more critz! With bleeding too!

How Ulgo make?

[lusty turtle]

eldar getting any chaos corruption just kind of kills them

instantly

[fleet zealot]

Even latent damn

[lusty turtle]

Ye, part of eldars big deal is they are "marked" by slaanesh

if they open themselves to the warp their souls get claimed by them

[coarse birch]

hey guys can you talk about darktide please

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-helldivers2-chestbump-flag-gif-2708234001444907997

[lusty turtle]

look, its 40k related, its the best your gonna get outta zealot chat

[royal vortex]

LIBERTY

[lusty turtle]

josho

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers2-defrosting-defrosting-helldiver-gif-805834707105651971

[lusty turtle]

darktide twitter put out a tweet just for you

[royal vortex]

what

[viral hare]

Here’s a good starting talent setup for a crit build, run whatever good horde clear weapon like a heavy sword or eviscerator, and take shred if you can as a blessing on your weapon

[royal vortex]

hold m1 + weapon special

[open echo]

i have all messages on for those channels, i thought it was news :(

[rain steppe]

Ey I am very toughness oriented from my action skill to the amount I regen. I gain toughness whether I'm surrounded and alone to when I'm with the team

[coarse birch]

you use taxe now this wont work

[median steeple]

#📢news-bulletin my beloved

[royal vortex]

ogryn gameplay

[coarse birch]

ah i see

[lusty turtle]

ye u forgor josho is an ogryn main now

[median steeple]

also erm its weapon special THEN hold M1

[lusty turtle]

after those 2 (two) matches

[royal vortex]

surviving 2 bosses with 4 hp on ogryn is the only time i have ever had to think for even a moment on this class

no u have it wrong u slug u heavy first

[royal vortex]

i legitimately just feel fkin gross playing the class at this point

u dont work for anything

there is no struggle

[south folio]

why do you continue playing it

[royal vortex]

i do it very rarely

at this point

[coarse birch]

its joshos way of making sure he doesnt want to play DT for the rest of the day

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[coarse birch]

once i see kronk in the strike team i know its the last match

i havent played ogryn since like day 1 of patch 13

its been so long

[fleet zealot]

Ive made a massive mistake

[royal vortex]

it was fun when ogryn had a lot of weapons that werent great

[fleet zealot]

Stopped at a pizza buffet for lunch

[royal vortex]

but now everything is the same flavor of stupid

[coarse birch]

i used him cause i liked the stabby cleaver

[fleet zealot]

As soon as i get my first plate a school bus of kids are dropped off

[coarse birch]

and glugger was dumb fun for a bit

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-anime-mental-breakdown-cringe-gif-27026754

[coarse birch]

but then i tried melee ogryn and its like

bruh

[fleet zealot]

My social anxiety

[coarse birch]

🫡

[median steeple]

who takes a class to a buffet for lunch

[royal vortex]

f

[fleet zealot]

Its an orchestra

From out of city

[median steeple]

oh alrighty

[coarse birch]

on the plus side by some miracle i just got a match with an ogryn that i actually enjoyed

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-lies-deception-everyday-more-gif-18108988

[fleet zealot]

And it is like, 12.50 each for under 18 year olds

Good value i guess but there is no room for me to get another plate

[royal vortex]

copium

[coarse birch]

it was truly a rare instance

i was playing mk15 evis lawbringer zealot so my brain did not engage at any point

maybe that helped

[fleet zealot]

Every game i get into that had an ogryn the ogryn is bug abusing

[median steeple]

you were too shotgunpilled to notice his anger

[fleet zealot]

Post patch

[median steeple]

so what the hell is this bug? does it just allow you to spam the rumbler?

[coarse birch]

you can spam rumbler/kickback at 0 ammo

[median steeple]

wack

[fleet zealot]

Rumbler or kickback

[coarse birch]

so its just infinite ammo rumvler/kickback so ogryns just dump their ammo and walk around pressing m1 all match

[fleet zealot]

Its like playing tf2 with infinite ammo custom server

[fleet zealot]

Yep

[coarse birch]

i had an ogryn get like 850k damage and not take out the melee weapon

with kickback

[fleet zealot]

Ogryn is just OP

It is literally just cause they have a high amount of people who play the worst imaginable

[median steeple]

if I had a nickel...

[coarse birch]

yeah ogryn was already problematic enough

and now this lol

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1212516630656192514/BGRSntkyhixyX03n.mp4?ex=65f21f1c&is=65dfaa1c&hm=0ef17f99c85003acd02c8720700eb7e15802ddcdf0d691880c0fac87c31feb33&

have some stan tier cooking

[north sedge]

nah stan doesn't like chocolate

(but continues to buy chocolate chip cookies and eats around the chocolate)

[royal vortex]

he doesnt want regular cookies he wants chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chip

[fleet zealot]

Huh

So like

Uh

Brain hurt

[north sedge]

if only there were many, many varieties of cookies without chocolate

[royal vortex]

Impossible.

[coarse birch]

sugar cookies dont exist

[fleet zealot]

I just like cookies

[coarse birch]

or snickerdoodles

or

or

[royal vortex]

next u will tell me people dont call them swimmies

[median steeple]

cinnamon cookies are so good

[nimble fiber]

or?

[fleet zealot]

I make amazing cookies

[north sedge]

the funniest was when he had his friend pick him up an eclair at a bakery, somehow not knowing eclair's traditionally have chocolate on them

so he just sucked the filling out

[fleet zealot]

My toffee crunch cookies are delicious

[median steeple]

what the fuck is a "swimmie"

[fleet zealot]

And basically have 0 crunch or resistance

But all the flavor of a heath bar

[lusty turtle]

not this again

[north sedge]

lol

[coarse birch]

its this again

[median steeple]

is that what he calls a cookie?

[sharp oyster]

Ah so this is what the Orgyn chat warned me about

[sharp oyster]

Hello, I come in peace from Ogryn chat

[royal vortex]

oh god

[coarse birch]

the histg map selection atm makes me sad

[fading vale]

feel free to ask DT questions, people will respond

[fleet zealot]

Ogryn chat warning about others

[coarse birch]

also sucking the filling out of an eclair is unreal

i would never hear the end of that

[nimble fiber]

who is this tide and why is it dark?

[north sedge]

water wing, floaties, etc

[median steeple]

im gonna