#zealot-class

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patent patrol
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must've been a mutator cause I swear we had like 30 specials at a time

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in one room

ripe quest
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It can be situation based but if there's any meaningful enemy density it's better to just H1 L2.

bitter anvil
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You can quick play the twin boss fight but it take while to join

ripe quest
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bc-ing removes a good amount of the startup on the H1. Some people struggle with that startup and think that the H1 is a bad move, so they maximize lights.

patent patrol
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or I was in a mutator match that spawns like 30 special dudes at a time

bitter anvil
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Never see constant stream of special

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There’s only elite enemies

patent patrol
bitter anvil
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Yes

patent patrol
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and the ogryns?

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i forget

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ok yeah

bitter anvil
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Mauler and ogryn bunch of annoying elite

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Group of them are

ripe quest
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and when I say bc I mean just tapping block to reset the combo, not a Push Attack.

patent patrol
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it was like multiple elites at a time. Like, not even the standard. Like 30 maulers, ogryn type enemies n shit. Just a lot.

bitter anvil
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That’s what boss fight is

patent patrol
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at all

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it was like a new mission entirely

bitter anvil
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Okay then you encounter the patrol

patent patrol
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I'm exaggerating

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it was just

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A LOT of elite spam

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far more then normal Heresy

bitter anvil
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What on difficulty?

patent patrol
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or level 4

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whatever you wanna call it

bitter anvil
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Yeah that’s normal

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Does it have

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Special modifier?

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Like high intensity

fleet zealot
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one of the new carnival maps?

patent patrol
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... I know it spawned a lot of elites but I didn't know it spawned like an army of damn ogryn maulers

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or whatever you call it

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I thought that was damnation

bitter anvil
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Army is patrol

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Patrol is common on malice to Damnation

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That wipe my team in second

patent patrol
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I walked into a room and found like 5 ogryn maulers out the gate.

bitter anvil
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If they are all ogryn

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There is auto cue for them

patent patrol
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with 5 or 6 more further in

bitter anvil
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Patrol audio cue

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You could hear their grunting

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Similar to vt2

patent patrol
# bitter anvil Patrol audio cue

There was no audio cue. None. Also it wasn't just ogryn maulers. It felt like the elite spawns were cranked up to 100. Which is why I think it's a mutator I didn't check

bitter anvil
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Well there is actually horde of scab enemies

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Like scab bruiser with mauler and possible crusher

patent patrol
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... Y'know what? I'm gonna drop the topic. Cause you're not understanding

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ANYTHING I'm saying

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so.

bitter anvil
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K

patent patrol
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But yeah new mission I've never seen before on Heresy with an insane amount of elite spawns n shit.

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A charger managed to clip me mid dodge and threw me into like 5 ragers 💀

spiral anvil
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There's a patrol that contains 6 crusheds

patent patrol
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PAIN.

spiral anvil
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Spawns appear in fixed clusters, is just luck

patent patrol
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well then we had the worst luck.

spiral anvil
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Yeap

patent patrol
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because there was just constant elites and specials in every other room

fleet zealot
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that's why you always pack something anti armor

bitter anvil
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Once time our 3 psyker can’t handle the patrol of bulwark and crusher

patent patrol
fleet zealot
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if it's carnival map 1 there is several phases you need to run

patent patrol
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It didn't help when the rest of my team sucked tho

fleet zealot
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correction

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anti ARMORS

bitter anvil
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Only 1 veteran clutch (but tried) when 3 psyker died

patent patrol
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Eh. All I have is a Lasgun. A good lasgun but

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a Lasgun.

spiral anvil
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Also each game has a fixed set of enemies I feel, like some games you don't get ragers, some only dreg, and some both dreg and scab

bitter anvil
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There also group of Dreg shooter too

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Not 3 of them

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Like a horde number

fleet zealot
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thunder hammer can't really handle multiple armor unless you have your mechanics down to T to animation cancel and know when and what to do exactly

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but in heresy

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im guessing a lot of players don't pick any anti armor at all in their kit

south folio
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i'd just grab a rashad and go ham on crushers

bitter anvil
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Can you dodge multiple ogryn enemies?

fleet zealot
bitter anvil
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With rashad

fleet zealot
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dont panic dodge

south folio
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yeah

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easily

fleet zealot
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and it's easy

south folio
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since dodge distance basically doesn't matter against crushers

bitter anvil
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I find is hard to land the hit without getting aggro by group

south folio
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their dodge catch is so short that it doesn't matter unless you're right up against them

bitter anvil
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Two crusher timing hit is unfortunately

fleet zealot
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the number one way to get killed quickly by a pack of crushers/maulers is to panic dodge

bitter anvil
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Like hammering

south folio
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rashad has fairly short dodge intervals

fleet zealot
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even weird timings can be stopped

south folio
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and zealot having a short consecutive dodge interval

fleet zealot
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by simply, timing your dodges out

south folio
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it is a non-issue unless you just forget to press spacebar

bitter anvil
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Issue is I focus on enemy movement than try land a hit

south folio
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don't bother playing reactively

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just spam dodges

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there's no point in playing reactively with a consecutive dodge cooldown this quick

fleet zealot
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im pretty sure there are a few clips of people doing no HP damage crusher pack solo kills

bitter anvil
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I could 1v1 ogryn but I can’t do multiple

spiral anvil
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Train in the psykanium

fleet zealot
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and i'm judging off other classes

spiral anvil
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Use the creature spawner mod

fleet zealot
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but they just panic backwarsd dodge 5x

bitter anvil
fleet zealot
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and then they keep dodging evne when their dodges are out

south folio
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zealot and psyker have a marginally faster consecutive dodge cooldown than vet

fleet zealot
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and just get smacked

bitter anvil
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Get bulwark and two crusher is no fun

fleet zealot
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bulwarks are bullsht

south folio
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yeah bulwarks are pretty peepee poopoo

fleet zealot
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honestly if it's a group of bulwarks just nade

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if you picked throwing knife oh well

spiral anvil
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Bulwarks you can only bait their one swing, shield bash is stupid

south folio
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i just hope i have chastise up to stagger them, and that there aren't more than 2

bitter anvil
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I solo against 2 bulwark as psyker BB goes fine

fleet zealot
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that's what you get for going throwing knife instead of big aoe grenade

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lamo

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LP

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that's like

bitter anvil
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But then more of them come I didn’t last

fleet zealot
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the simplest way to counter them is psyker

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cause shields aren't good at stopping magic

bitter anvil
fleet zealot
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they can only really stop assail from the front (not from the sides) and purge staff, from the front

spiral anvil
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Even assail you can do funky knives from beehind

fleet zealot
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all the other staffs and blitz counter bulwarks hard

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and venting does as well

bitter anvil
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Psyker trauma damn good

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Just stagger them

fleet zealot
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shield wall does, but a lot of peolpe don't run shield wall over bubble

bitter anvil
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Repeatedly

fleet zealot
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dont need that

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with void staff

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that you can just get a lucky surge blessed crit

spiral anvil
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Surge staff too

fleet zealot
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aim at where there head is behind the shield, and bam

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surge staff is uhh

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rough post bugfix

bitter anvil
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I don’t feel surge chaining in enemy

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They just single target

fleet zealot
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it was reworked

spiral anvil
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That was ages ago

bitter anvil
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Fuck that now

fleet zealot
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the chaining feature was moved to smite

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it's a single target melter

bitter anvil
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Man

fleet zealot
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I like it design wise now, but damn, it doesn't have much going for it compared to voidstrike

spiral anvil
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It's 4 whole darktide patches, I think dinosaurs were still around

fleet zealot
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even after void got nerfed

bitter anvil
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Can they stagger ogryn with surge full charge?

fleet zealot
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anything that isn't a monstro or a captain surge stuns

bitter anvil
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Like bulwark too?

fleet zealot
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but the main feature is the damage now

fleet zealot
viral hare
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if there is a god, please help me

fleet zealot
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def worth upgrading

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praying you dont get bricked

bitter anvil
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Now pray not get brick

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Brickery

coarse birch
spiral anvil
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Hadron uwu

bitter anvil
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I ran psyker recon last time with group

fleet zealot
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the problem with surge the only thing I can think of that it does over void strike, is that surge staff charges REALLY fast and it ramps up fast,

viral hare
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god isnt real

bitter anvil
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It was fucked when my team died to patrol ogryns

fleet zealot
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but voidstrike with nexus surge? it can stagger monsters

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not even trauma can do that

fleet zealot
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fine

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recoverable

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to a mid state

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lacerate to uncanny strike

coarse birch
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surge has the speed benefit and its not a projectile but thats mostly it

fleet zealot
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block efficiency

spiral anvil
viral hare
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not nearly what im lookin for unfortunately

fleet zealot
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to any 25% damage stat

viral hare
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i got a better knife

fleet zealot
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rip

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he was forced to craft in darktide

plush raptor
viral hare
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ok well i got this immediately after i just need plasteel again lmao

plush raptor
plush raptor
fleet zealot
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that's good

covert sail
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Is Thy Wrath be Swift needed?

plush raptor
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yes

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which one is that?

fleet zealot
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Faster weapons can go without it but it is up to preference

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For chain weapons and thunderhammer it is a must

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And also it is jsut really useful but it isnt a need unless you are running one of the above listed

fair igloo
plush raptor
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nah the zealots in my team pretty much always just die

fair igloo
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oh that's fair

steep flame
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boutta pick all this up for 20 buck

plush raptor
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dang

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nice

elfin steppe
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rich

nimble fiber
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stickbugs can dance

median steeple
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bugstick

bitter anvil
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Biiiiigstick

buoyant pecan
zealous basin
merry spade
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Good hammer or nah? (got it as a mission reward)

fair igloo
merry spade
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I also have this, but i am like 90% sure that penetration isn't a dump stat

fair igloo
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ya the first one is way better

zealous basin
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me rolling into vc to say a slur and then dip

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@drowsy jackal hey fuck you

nimble fiber
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menace

zealous basin
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yeah idk i was feeling chaotic im sorry

nimble fiber
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nah u good

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its now jessie's turn to defend themselves

zealous basin
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yeah lets go jessie

ivory marlin
zealous basin
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fuck that

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watch me play dbd bro

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filberticus on twitch

ivory marlin
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uh ok

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the stream was too laggy

median steeple
hidden verge
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would boltgun good to be paired with heavy sword? to handle the armored enemies

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also what's the max tier for scattershot?

ivory marlin
nimble fiber
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how is it like being a little doll?

void bison
nimble fiber
nimble fiber
modern lintel
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How important would cleave targets be on a mk2 heavy evis

oak ermine
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(Mobility would arguably be the first)

modern lintel
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Say 13%

oak ermine
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What are the cleave values listed for 13% ?

modern lintel
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1.12 on light 6.15 on heavy

oak ermine
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I’d say, as long as you can hit 2 bruisers with heavy 2/sweeping light attacks, it’s good enough

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(And the values you shared do seem to follow that idea, except that the cleave value for lights is only listed for the overhead light attacks, for some reason)

ivory marlin
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guys what should i name my stardew farm?

oak ermine
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(The credit goes to random fantasy farm name generator, I swear)

ivory marlin
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thats way better then what i was gonna do

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i was just gonna go with balls

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emily romance speed run

fading vale
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Super Earth

ivory marlin
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real

frosty herald
nimble fiber
obtuse stirrup
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live jonkler reaction

formal umbra
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god finally im getting some TOUGHNESS

verbal coyote
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anybody can share the mk15 eviscerator one kill tree with using Fury of the Faithful?

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
lusty turtle
fading vale
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sounds like you are just looking for a standard zealot build

obtuse stirrup
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One hit kill I presume?

verbal coyote
verbal coyote
fading vale
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yeah you don't need to do anything special

obtuse stirrup
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Just rev up, heavy attack something, and then hit Fury once you've already connected the blade iirc?

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it makes the Fury apply to the monstrous final tick instead of to the wimpy initial hit

fading vale
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you could do something like this, or run marty, swap desperation, could grab disdain - could use throwing knives or stuns instead

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oh that's slightly older, I take backstab CDR over swift and momentum dodge over attack speed

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but you get more points if you go stuns or throwing knives

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well more points for later

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but you definitely want second wind or vicious

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also depends if you want to do a crit build

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but I would do what I suggested with uh, rampage and bloodthirsty (for chained crusher 1 shots)

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cause one shotting crushers is about as 1 shot as it gets

hardy lake
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devs dropped the game or i am trippin' ?

fading vale
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did you miss the "big" patch recently

hardy lake
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recently like october 2023 ?

fading vale
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uh like last week

hushed agate
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He means content

fading vale
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General chat is full of such dipshits

hardy lake
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Sitgryn lmao

hushed agate
fading vale
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I have no expectations other than for people to be reasonable

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at least they improved the sound issues in the last patch

hardy lake
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kek

hushed agate
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Did they? Thought the only thing they added sound wise was a new trapper sound for when they get knocked out of there charge

fading vale
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they improved some sound priority and fixed a bug with trappers not playing sounds IIRC

hushed agate
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Good now people wont complain about it anymore

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Hopefully

fading vale
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silent specials are still a thing so

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probably won't stop complaining

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they didn't fix the engine and map issues

frosty herald
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the one change that i like the most is the new powersword changes

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l1 activation into h1 is a completely new attack

lusty turtle
lusty turtle
fading vale
frosty herald
rain steppe
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Hey quick question is flamer any good as zealot I wanna switch off the bolter for a change

south folio
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it's not as though we've had a period without updates before

fading vale
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flamer is very good yes

south folio
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i guess new players who haven't gone through it

hushed agate
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Flamer is decent

worldly nebula
south folio
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flamer is p good though you might find it boring to use
give it a try

rain steppe
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I've always used the bolter when I see undesirables running up

fading vale
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though I wouldn't use flamer unless you have chastise

south folio
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running throwing knives also help

lusty turtle
hushed agate
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Do it. Destroy the server do itwhatthefuck_heresy

lusty turtle
fading vale
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does HD2 discord still have multiple general chats

rain steppe
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I've been using the stun grenade to get the penance done so I never have to use them

hardy lake
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yeah but patches are in news bulletin

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at least the most recent stuff

lusty turtle
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cause its hot fixes

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service updates is usually minor things or server issues

ember yew
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like 1 major patch every 6 months or something

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rn we are 3 months without content update

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or some big balance fixes

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1-3 more to go

frosty herald
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Mf we just got a patch with fixes

lusty turtle
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honestly probably not 6 months this time

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think they were just busy with VS for vt

ember yew
fading vale
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maybe we can unlock the new content with a cool arbitrary community event that they don't automate

lusty turtle
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it wasn't even automated it was just easy af

frosty herald
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The daemonhost change is stoopid

lusty turtle
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people couldn't math

sacred jay
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What daemon host change

fading vale
ember yew
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since the beta started feb 8

lusty turtle
ember yew
lusty turtle
hushed agate
fading vale
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what is VS

ember yew
lusty turtle
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versus for vermintide 2

ember yew
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they announced it in 2019

lusty turtle
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play as the skaven

fading vale
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oh

lusty turtle
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no i dont even mean to late

ember yew
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now its 2024 and the initial VT2 charm weared offf

fading vale
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god why

hardy lake
lusty turtle
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i think its a useless game mode

lusty turtle
ember yew
lusty turtle
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you need a better bit taboo

ember yew
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Vermintide for Dead

worldly nebula
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VT4D

sacred jay
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Honestly i prefer that over the numbnuts who trigger 2 daemonhosts during the same mission and get teammates killed

hardy lake
lusty turtle
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dt2 GatorSleep

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thats a pipe dream for in like 10 years

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when FS eventually maybe stop updating w/e they do after darktide

fading vale
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we still have like 2 years before DT1 becomes full DT1

lusty turtle
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god how have we got 6 years of vermintide 2 content

hardy lake
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they did it for vermintide and before it was also the case for left for dead, i remember the community in fire because they released l4d2 like what ? 1 or 2 years after ?

rain steppe
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Is vermintide 2 still active I wanted to pick it up but didn't know if it's still playable

frosty herald
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Very active

hardy lake
rain steppe
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Is ot cross play? Or since I'm on xbox I'll be stuck with xbox players?

hardy lake
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i dont know, i 've rejected console since 2005

lusty turtle
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its P2P instead of dedicated

fading vale
hardy lake
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my last xbox litteraly killed all my games + red circle of death

rain steppe
hardy lake
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ubisoft : you sure ?

fading vale
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I tried VT2 after playing DT and it just made me sad it wasn't DT

lusty turtle
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swings and round abouts, the p2p is generally more stable and will swap hosts if the host crashes or disconnects

dedicated is more stable for people in the middle of nowhere and has cross play

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but ye DT overall is a much cleaner product gameplay wise

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i cannot stand the sliding or balance in VT anymore makes me sad

hardy lake
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tbh vt2 suffered a long phase of little to no content until chaos waste came

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  • numerous premium skins etc
lusty turtle
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no its peer to peer connection

hardy lake
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peer to peer

rain steppe
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Oh!

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Can ypu play solo woth bots kinda like in darktide?

lusty turtle
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Yes qnd u can customise the bots loadouts

hardy lake
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bots in vt2 can be stuffed as you stuff your heroes

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  • they are way less dumb
rain steppe
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God that sounds almost enjoyable

hardy lake
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it is

lusty turtle
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Its less they are less dumb and more the classes are more powerful so even the bots can clear up to champion

hardy lake
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they wont carry you in max difficulty but they definitely add some value

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instead of being naked vets level 1 with 0 utility

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i mean cataclysm ( max difficulty ) true solo versus solo ( with bots ) is a difficulty gap

rain steppe
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Why cant we get a random bot like in the tutorial like I want an orgyn bot

hardy lake
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if you think useless lvl 1 bots can clutch then imagine max leveled + meta build + using ult can be

rain steppe
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Hey having abot revive a player near the middle of a run surrounded by fire is sweet now having one woth actual skills would be amazing

hardy lake
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i bet if they implement that in darktide, bots should be more useful than shieldgryns players

rain steppe
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Im a shirldgryn

polar nexus
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Is the spawn broken?

hardy lake
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problem is reviving mate is a top priority in their script , no matter dire the situation is, so he will try to revive and fail in a loop until he die

rain steppe
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Was there an update to reviving? It seems that all attacks bounce off an invisible shield whenever I revive now

south folio
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that's the same

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you're always blocking when reviving

desert bough
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Ulgo try zealot... but lore accurate zealot... Ulgo ashamed that Ulgo enjoyed

rain steppe
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Zealots are quite enjoyable not to dissimilar to orgyn quite tough

sacred jay
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Im currently experimenting a stealth zealot with flamer

hushed agate
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Sounds like it could be good. Never thought of it

vast basin
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Not having fury with flamer hurts though

sacred jay
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Never used flamer with fury

lusty turtle
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Just bring a melee that can deal with crushers

hushed agate
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I use middle ability with my flamer

lusty turtle
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Flamer getting the armour reduction from fury is stupid and i refuse to use it

hushed agate
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Max cc

sacred jay
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I think i had knife with uncanny

desert bough
rain steppe
obtuse stirrup
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Zealot is like Ogryn on speed

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or alternatively

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ogryn is like a stoned zealot

hushed agate
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Fat zealot

rain steppe
sacred jay
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Not fat

desert bough
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Agreed. Is when Ulgo only... TIS BE WHEN. I. FATHER VICTOR CLAIM THE HERETICS SOUL. IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GOD EMPEROT

nimble fiber
lusty turtle
hushed knoll
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No notes

vast basin
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I mean, stickbugs dancing is a genetic survival instinct isn't it? Like, that's what they do to deceive predators

nimble fiber
warped dragon
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stickbugs are dope

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always a blessing to encounter one

jagged geyser
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Don’t kill me, I have sick moves

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Seen one doing the gangnam style dance

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
desert bough
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General chat worst than zealot chat... sad day. But zealot chat not always bad

fading vale
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gen chat just a bunch of pearl clutchers

desert bough
desert bough
nimble fiber
fading vale
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it's an old meme about people feeling like they deserve something

nimble fiber
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stan this is a new low noooo

fading vale
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a prior CM said it

quaint verge
desert bough
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Ulgo hate it here. Is why other dislike shouty's... some good yes but others weird

obtuse stirrup
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This is the shitposting thread

desert bough
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What?

fading vale
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there is only one rule in zealot chat... excellent Steve

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
nimble fiber
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regal?

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shelv?

quaint verge
drowsy steppe
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steve so cute

drowsy jackal
rain steppe
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I've had so many people ignore downed teammates when using the relic stun to give an opening

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
nimble fiber
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u said regal/shelv

hushed knoll
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Shelv?

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Oh

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Regal

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You mean shelf

nimble fiber
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yes u regal

hushed knoll
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Anngak I’m legit going to dip you in slightly acidic spring water

nimble fiber
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because?
stan likes the taste of anngak dipped in slightly acidic spring water?

hushed knoll
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No it will exfoliate his skin

hushed knoll
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You can’t shlerp

nimble fiber
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arco just did tho

hushed knoll
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He can’t

drowsy steppe
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he just did tho

south folio
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shlerp

nimble fiber
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who are u to decide what can and cant stan?
I say stickbugs can in fact dance
speed1 stickbug speed2

hushed knoll
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No

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Crabs can’t be cozy either

rain steppe
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Am I the only zealot that gets lost in the sauce of killing hords?

obtuse stirrup
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BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

rain steppe
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I sent a video of me being lost in the sauce a little ways away from evac

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I'm v. Melee focused zealot

craggy notch
rain steppe
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It's so nice! And fun! Feeling like nothing can stop you

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So looking at my own video I was sitting at 2 hp and lost in the sauce

craggy notch
rain steppe
#

Tigris heavy eviscerator

obtuse stirrup
#

Heavy Sword IX <3

#

although the Crusher's kinda stolen its thunder now

rain steppe
#

I have extra cleave on mine so it's even better hord clearer

craggy notch
#

Ye the mark 2 specifically but the mark 15 is great because it has the side to side swipe with the light attacks

obtuse stirrup
#

Think the Cadia Assault Chainsword IV is meant to be good too

craggy notch
#

I like using the chainsword for my veterans

#

But it just lacks the cleave the tigris or the indignatus have

rain steppe
#

I always run the skill that gives you immortality for like 10 sec

north sedge
#

Chainsword actually has higher horde clear

rain steppe
lusty turtle
slate notch
#

What's the best chainsword mk for the zealot, new or old one? Or it doesn't really matter?

delicate shadow
#

tes

hushed knoll
#

Spelling fail

lusty turtle
delicate shadow
#

No

tes

rain steppe
#

Personally I'm more into crowd control on melee weapons

fleet zealot
#

killing crowd control

nimble fiber
craggy notch
north sedge
#

Hes asking about chainsword

lusty turtle
#

ye chord instead of evis

north sedge
#

Not eviscerator

craggy notch
#

Well now you know regardless

#

But i agree with ohio either one is fine

frozen glen
#

down in ohio

#

swag like ohio

south folio
#

so sad
people will only know him as ohio now

fleet zealot
#

anyone miss the old mk2 strat of h1 qq h1 qq h1 qq

delicate shadow
#

A classic

#

John Ohio and Jane Oklahoma

south folio
#

hi truck u

frank night
#

HELO

south folio
#

suddenly, i feel the urge to kill

nimble fiber
#

halo

south folio
#

mittins will die

delicate shadow
lusty turtle
#

henlo

nimble fiber
#

han solo san holo?

south folio
#

terrible people

delicate shadow
#

Hanoi

lusty turtle
#

SOLO A STARWARS SAGA??????

lusty turtle
slate notch
nimble fiber
#

hola

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
lusty turtle
#

why are u yelling

delicate shadow
#

I can’t believe you tried to hit dough

hushed knoll
#

Wtf

#

I would never hit Heug

#

Him

delicate shadow
#

Good thing u missed him

nimble fiber
#

Heug

hushed knoll
#

I won't miss you

frozen glen
#

stan whats your favorite helldivers 2 gun

hushed knoll
#

Dough's calmness needs to be bottle and sold

delicate shadow
#

I’m in danger

hushed knoll
frozen glen
#

ew

hushed knoll
#

And railgun

#

Wbu

frozen glen
#

ewwww

#

stop talking to me

#

bye

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
#

stan what is your favorite bread?

hushed knoll
#

Rivers tf are you doing

#

Redverse

south folio
delicate shadow
#

I really like the helbore 3 against the chargers

hushed knoll
south folio
#

mods on the name changing game

hushed knoll
#

I remember doing that while decorating a christmas tree

frozen glen
#

i cant believe you'd pick the most GENERIC loadout

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
#

did the bread hurt u stan?Sitgryn

hushed knoll
#

No

frozen glen
#

i use the dominator and autocannon

hushed knoll
#

I just like the thickness

lusty turtle
delicate shadow
lusty turtle
#

this has been a recurring issue

hushed knoll
south folio
#

how about putting them in a jar

frozen glen
#

u like the sub

lusty turtle
#

no!

frozen glen
#

little baby boi

hushed knoll
#

I am not bottling him himself

south folio
#

how do you plan on extracting his calmness

frozen glen
south folio
hushed knoll
delicate shadow
#

Turning dough into a fine mist fear

south folio
#

EHS

#

WHA

nimble fiber
#

bless u

lusty turtle
#

DOUGH NOOOOOOO

frozen glen
#

do not juice dough

nimble fiber
#

there shouldn't be any juice in the dough

hushed knoll
#

Have you never heard of a printing press?

lusty turtle
nimble fiber
#

right I forgot
PU_pepeScared

south folio
#

this seems safe

#

just put dough right in

rain steppe
#

Zealot chat hands down most chaotic

delicate shadow
#

Bread printer whatthefuck_heresy

frozen glen
#

stop putting people into machinations

#

that is tech heresy

south folio
#

why would the zealots do this

hushed knoll
#

I’m not putting dubious into skyline

south folio
#

this is so sad

hushed knoll
#

Dough into anything*

nimble fiber
#

dubious?

#

dough has 2 new names now

hushed knoll
#

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME GO WOOOO

craggy notch
#

Whats your favorite gun fellow zealots? The Graia is my personal go to for an assault rifle. Its very accurate at range.

nimble fiber
#

STAN LEAVE THE PRETZELS ALONE

craggy notch
lusty turtle
#

@north sedge your now is slightly more elligable now

#

its still not correct but its an improvement AmeliaApprob

delicate shadow
#

Dubious being put into the skyline pensivecowboy

lusty turtle
#

very stable, big mag

#

and lots of suppression

nimble fiber
delicate shadow
#

Not mentioned

frozen glen
#

kant shotgun is the best gun in the game

viral hare
#

zarona is very based

south folio
frozen glen
#

clearly

south folio
#

you've been running kant rashad for basically the entire time haven't you

delicate shadow
#

Kant is so hot rn

frosty herald
#

Bolter makes me feel powerful

lusty turtle
#

incan, blow up

frozen glen
#

i used mk6 knife and crusher up until recently

lusty turtle
#

crusher gaming

delicate shadow
#

Good times

frozen glen
#

how can u slander the smartest and most based philosopher

delicate shadow
#

Because he’s not only wrong but something much worse

#

He’s European

frozen glen
#

you're european

delicate shadow
#

Australian is different

nimble fiber
#

hello european Im asraval

delicate shadow
#

I don’t burn the moment it’s above 15C

south folio
#

ok what about 100c

viral hare
#

kantians when they have to lie to the murderer to save someone’s life (it’s not ethically right)

delicate shadow
#

That might be a bit hot for me

frozen glen
#

100c is baby mode tho

south folio
#

if i put you into an oven set at 400 fahrenheit, how well would you do

frozen glen
#

what it just makes water get bubbly

#

thats nothing

nimble fiber
#

arco u own a candy house or something?

delicate shadow
south folio
#

no i'm thinking of making people into lasagna

frozen glen
#

arco do u know any other dish u can threaten people with

south folio
#

no

frozen glen
#

are u some sort of overweight orange cat

viral hare
#

yall ever think how the earth is just one really big spherical lasagna

nimble fiber
#

arco is actually garfield in disguise

delicate shadow
#

Bitch lasagna

nimble fiber
south folio
#

WOW

delicate shadow
#

Wowee

south folio
#

i will be the maker of the lasagna, not the lasagna

frozen glen
#

do u even know how to make lasagna

south folio
#

no

frozen glen
#

wow

nimble fiber
#

wowowow

delicate shadow
#

The lasagner has become the lasagnee

south folio
#

OwO

delicate shadow
frozen glen
#

@south folio fuc u

viral hare
frozen glen
#

@south folio

south folio
#

hewwo

frozen glen
#

u suck

south folio
#

thank u

delicate shadow
#

I will be lasagna for your sins

frozen glen
#

i also hate u

nimble fiber
#

actually been ages since I last ate lasagna

south folio
#

i eat it a fair amount as one of those prepackaged meals you can just microwave

nimble fiber
#

valid

frozen glen
#

definitely not because of those 20 people u turned into lasagna

south folio
#

never

#

only 3 people so far

frank night
viral hare
#

dudes like Sweeney Todd but makes lasagna instead

south folio
frozen glen
#

must not be a very good jar

frank night
south folio
#

he will be jarred once again

nimble fiber
#

the goose thing still going?kekW

#

wasn't that weeks ago

south folio
#

yes

#

the thing that you started

#

you monster

nimble fiber
#

ahahaha

#

dont even know how it started at this point

south folio
#

something along the lines of calling me a silly goose

#

and then the parasites that lurk clung onto that calling

#

and invented a fantastical rumor about how i'm actually a goose or duck

nimble fiber
#

aaah now I remember thanks 4 remindingthumbsup_ogryn

south folio
#

i hope you are forever burdened with guilt

nimble fiber
#

I will definitely play the untitled goose game again because of this

#

does this help?

south folio
#

no
i am unrelated to goose

nimble fiber
#

sad
its actually quite a fun game

open pollen
#

Reaaally hoping we get a comms this week. I'm all for QoL stuff, but I'd really like a sneak peak at the next content drop.

south folio
#

i watched a playthrough of it some time ago
seems like a pretty relaxing game

nimble fiber
#

it is
u can even play it with a friend and disturb all the humans u can findwhatthefuck_heresy

frozen glen
#

he already does that irl

south folio
#

damn there's multiplayer?

nimble fiber
#

yessir

south folio
frozen glen
#

thanks arco

#

i am aware

south folio
#

i'd be surprised if fatshark decides to make a commslink for stuff that isn't going to come out in a week or so after it

nimble fiber
#

If it happens and you're not surprised, will u turn yourself into a lasagna?

south folio
#

why would i become like the rest of you

nimble fiber
#

to eat yourself?

south folio
#

yum

south folio
formal umbra
#

which blessing should I replace with skullcrusher?

vast basin
#

Trauma

formal umbra
#

trauma id expect but I wanna know what zealot chat thinks

#

ty!

quaint verge
#

Read the crusher guide ScrimboBimblerPajama

formal umbra
#

oh theres a crusher guide?

#

thanks

#

all I know is skullcrusher good

#

im gonna pore over this guide because man I love the crusher

violet hornet
#

Pore over staregryn

desert bough
desert bough
frozen glen
#

have you used the lucky bullet bug

desert bough
#

No. Prefer to be invisible! Cannot be hurt!

#

Ulgo use invisibility as gunlugger

desert bough
frozen glen
#

because unlimited bullets are an ORK manifestation

#

you're not an ORK are you

desert bough
#

No ulgo ogryn

#

Biggest and bestest ogryn

hushed knoll
north sedge
hushed knoll
#

Lmao

#

How are you Dough

#

On this fine Doughsday

#

EXHILLIOUS HI

ripe quest
#

Hi stanular

hushed knoll
#

What are you up to today

hushed knoll
#

ODughbg bo

#

No

#

Dough

royal vortex
ripe quest
#

Calling a recruiter today and trying to datamine Helldivers 2

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

why

frozen glen
#

stop tryna datamine helldivers 2

hushed knoll
#

Oh military recruiter?

ripe quest
#

yes

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
frozen glen
#

the marines 🌈

ripe quest
ripe quest
ripe quest
royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

I almost joined the national guard

ripe quest
#

I

hushed knoll
#

Could you imagine me as a soldier?

ripe quest
#

that's not happening

frozen glen
#

yes stan

hushed knoll
#

I was seriously considering it

#

When I was like 19-20

frozen glen
#

the army recruits anyone physically fit

#

anyone

hushed knoll
#

The military is desperate for recruits nowadays I've heard

delicate shadow
#

Stan would be the perfect soldier, man can survive on anything

ripe quest
#

idk my first recruiter rejected me and I'm perfectly fit for the military

#

but that's a long story tbf

hushed knoll
#

So you are American then

#

Wtf

#

I thought you were from wheat

#

Wales

ripe quest
#

Stan I've told you my timezone

#

5x

frozen glen
#

mres are michelin starred meals compared to what he cooks

hushed knoll
#

No you haven't

ripe quest
#

stan

#

PST

delicate shadow
hushed knoll
#

I said PST and you lied

hushed knoll
#

OOOOO GOTTEM

#

BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRRR

delicate shadow
#

Truuu

royal vortex
ripe quest
#

L

hushed knoll
#

DAMN SON hope you got a parachute because you just got shot down

hushed knoll
ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

Dough please

#

No

#

How do you think he doesn't look Indian

delicate shadow
#

Wha

north sedge
#

i do love me some chicken tikka lasagna

royal vortex
#

dough pls go back to dubious

south folio
#

best coast

north sedge
#

i cannot for i have been blessed

hushed knoll
#

West coast?

#

More like WORST coast

north sedge
#

once more

south folio
#

yes

royal vortex
#

😭

south folio
#

WOW

delicate shadow
#

Weast

hushed knoll
#

Damn Arco just got recession

south folio
#

can we kill Stan and eat his body

hushed knoll
#

Wrecked

frozen glen
#

no arco

south folio
#

yes arco

hushed knoll
#

I hCBWUAIT TO COEM THOME TODAY

#

WOOPS CATS

#

CAPS

hushed knoll
#

I can't wat to come home today*

royal vortex
#

wat

hushed knoll
#

I NEED my bedge

north sedge
#

Can't Hardly Wat

hushed knoll
#

Wait

#

Not wat

south folio
#

wat

hushed knoll
#

Arco why do you have a period at the end of your name

south folio
#

I used to change my steam name a lot to whacky names so I added a period so that people would recognize me

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
#

It’s 9am

hushed knoll
#

Do you know where your children are

south folio
south folio
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
#

There used to be an advert at 10pm as a PSA that says "It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?"

lusty turtle
#

stan has your children GatorMonkaS

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
#

They’ll be 5 star chefs in no time

hushed knoll
#

I am a 5 star chef

delicate shadow
#

So true

royal vortex
#

u have a 5 star wanted rating for ur culinary crimes

frosty herald
#

Nahhhs

ripe quest
frosty herald
#

Stan unlocked the 6 star wanted level

delicate shadow
#

Stan draws power from eldritch food stuffs, a culinaromamcer

viral hare
#

I wish people got wanted level if they commit culinary crimes

desert bough
#

Ulgo warn you once shouty's do not corrupt new little one

half fog
#

how does thammer penetration work with the special?

merry flume
#

just got me a chinese from the takeaway shop 😋

south folio
#

is that curry with fries

half fog
#

(e.g. is this bricked)

violet hornet
south folio
#

stats seem p good upgrade it and see where it goes from there

violet hornet
merry flume
obtuse stirrup
half fog
#

time to farm some plasteel for the ol' hadron roulette

obtuse stirrup
#

wish I had a base as good as that to work from

#

my thunder hammer's a hunk of junk it turns out

half fog
#

do love a big box of deep fried brown

obtuse stirrup
#

60% first target bullshit

frosty herald
#

Are those

south folio
#

skill issue

violet hornet
frosty herald
#

Appelflappen with seeds

violet hornet
#

We apple flappin?

merry flume
#

XIIIg chainsword on zealot is kinda fun but I wish it was more than 100% crit chance 200% attack speed

ripe quest
vocal pulsar
#

Attention everyone: I dislike @south folio and he is also a bad person. Thank you for your attention

violet hornet
ripe quest
lusty turtle
merry flume
#

i wish one of the chainswords at least used the rev in it's attacks like the chainaxe

#

rather than just bonking people with it unrevved

lusty turtle
ripe quest
#

Carapace and Flak have lower ADMs on the special.

obtuse stirrup
#

Fuck, I need a Thunder Hammer guide

oak ermine
ripe quest
#

and Unyielding obv has the 3x bonus.

obtuse stirrup
#

I don't understand how to make this shit work at all

merry flume
#

the closer i can get to saltz falchion the better

ripe quest
hushed knoll
obtuse stirrup
#

Or maybe a heavy sword

merry flume
#

heavy sword too slow because ive been using new knife for like a month straight

hushed knoll
ripe quest
lusty turtle
#

i think TH is one of the few weapons i've never looked into how the fuck it works

merry flume
#

swing it

#

stuff dies

south folio
#

Stan you'll be locked into a prison with good food one day.

half fog
#

I've done a small very unreliable test called "hit a crusher in meat grinder with different thammers"

#

tl;dr - minimal difference

frozen glen
#

Stan you'll be locked into a prison with good food one day.

merry flume
obtuse stirrup
#

I want to be That Guy who sneaks up to a daemonhost and bonks it into a different dimension

merry flume
half fog
#

when I tried a crusher while levelling it never felt particularly good

#

maybe now it'll be different

merry flume
#

if you like looking at the scoreboard every five seconds you will NOT like the crusher

half fog
#

I don't have the scoreboard on because I'm not a tryhard

merry flume
#

based

#

it makes everything up until mutants and bosses take a little nap

#

that's pretty much why I love it

north sedge
#

What if you're both wrong

warped dragon
#

I built a good crusher, but I’m not crusher pilled yet

viral hare
#

Crucis thunder hammer would be extremely fun for me if it cleaved through weak targets until it slammed into a tough target

warped dragon
#

Ahem... iron helm

visual stream
warped dragon
#

Is right there.. exactly as you describe

viral hare
#

I did say crucis

#

Specifically crucis

slate notch
merry flume
#

i tried a stealth crusher build the other day and it works pretty fun

warped dragon
#

Then what would distinguish iron helm

fleet zealot
#

it would also make ironhelm useless

viral hare
#

I like the moveset of crucis better, that’s why I say that

fleet zealot
#

since crucis activation is literally 25% more than ironhelm

visual stream
fleet zealot
#

pray for the 3rd thunderhammer variant then?

visual stream
#

But yeah that's the main difference between the two

north sedge
warped dragon
#

Iron helm ain’t too bad. Heavy heavy cancel on a slow weapon isn’t so painful

fleet zealot
#

don't touch my sweet summer child

#

ironhelm isn't bad but I don't think crucis needs to be changed to be like ironhelm

visual stream
warped dragon
#

I just use block cancel in this game. I only QQ in vt2

viral hare
#

I guess the whole playstyle of crucis isn’t something I vibe with, I’m trying to force myself to use it because I got essentially a god roll but it feels like I’m fighting the camera more than my enemies sometimes

visual stream
#

Wait you were serious about the different crucis

#

Just use ironhelm if that's what you want ezpz

half fog
#

now what if thammers / crusher had power cycler 🤔

lusty turtle
north sedge
#

That would be stupid