veteran-class

[dusty sluice]

so close melk

[torn root]

5.4 seconds off infiltrate and 4.2 seconds off Exec Stance

probably only take it for infiltrate, its legit 1 less kill needed for it

[bitter turtle]

7.2 seconds if you run overwatch

and the extra charge helps prevent waste from spillover

[torn root]

yeah its still 1 less kill needed

lmao

[bitter turtle]

yeah

[late hatch]

i like ability cdr on psyker coz the number of times ive blown myself up with 1-2 seconds left on cd

[torn root]

well thats' diff

vet just reduces his cd more off of kills and isnt really as reliant on CDR

[dusty sluice]

just making sure, this isn't worth grabbing right?

[late hatch]

yeah i still dont mind it with shout, perma spamming that overshield and being able to knock bursters and stuff away is always nice

[late hatch]

sub 70 damage is a fat no

really want 75+

[torn root]

i always tell ppl to try not running cdr with VoC

you quickly realize its not needed

[sharp ember]

i say pass, damage got dumped and skullcrusher isn’t something you want on dclaw, also tier 2 perk

[torn root]

because its not as noticable on VoC

[dusty sluice]

dclaw is smth you can dump a little dmg on in my experience

[late hatch]

meh % is %. if you have a good sense for CDs then every bit can help

[torn root]

the % difference it gives is negligible because of gameplay

its not even a sense of CD

[sharp ember]

if i was forced to configure this weapon, i’d probably swap unarmored to flak, and skullcrusher to rampage, since that increases power for damage and cleave

[torn root]

but because of the gameplay aspect that enables you to get faster CD when you ARE getting faster CD from that end the % increase is basically 0 because it isnt actually affecting when you get your cooldown back

[dusty sluice]

eh, ill just try to role smth better

[sharp ember]

rampage + shred is okay, decent even,* just gonna be lacking greater cleave for bigger hordes

yeahh

[light ore]

if you're not ulting on cooldown, you loose a lot of value from cdr curio perks

[late hatch]

with shout you pretty much should be hard spamming it imo. a lot of value for team with that overshield if you spec into it

[light ore]

and you should find a happy medium between "ulting on cooldown" and "never value ulting"

you should be very aggressive with VoC usage i agree

but like, if there literally isn't a reason to use it, don't use it

curio cdr would be most useful if you're about to die and your ult is 3 seconds from cooldown

[late hatch]

i legit saved a team mate from a random sniper shot i hadnt even head with the overshield a couple matches back

[muted knot]

Falling more and more into love with the agrii Iag

[torn root]

which unfortunately i dont think you should even be building towards fail states

[late hatch]

just a random spam while we were moving across a space

[torn root]

but like we said before its not the worst to get 12% cdr

[light ore]

like, i'm not gonna say it hasn't happened to me

it's happened like twice

in 600 hours

you can generally just survive for 3 more seconds

[torn root]

Generally if you are actively killing the 12% on voc matters like maybe once in every 5 ish activations

assuming there is a period you dont have enough kills or targets

[barren cave]

how do the onslaught talent and that 10% rending node interact?

[torn root]

onslaught lowers enemy resistances

[light ore]

there's definitely value to trying to maximize gold overtoughness time on teamates

[torn root]

and rending ignores a percentile of the remaining resistance

[barren cave]

like, you can take em together right, they dont have some funky fatshark classic interaction?

[torn root]

yes

onslaught is for the whole team

rending is just for you

[light ore]

there's also value in being more judicious and trying to use VoC specifically to save peeps

difficult to say which one provides more value

but i lean towards the latter

[torn root]

nah not difficult

spam it when in a fight

dont when not

easy

Gold Toughness is absolutely broken

[light ore]

it's not difficult to put in like, 5% more brainpower than this

and get much better returns

[opaque kayak]

Run grenade maxing build, slide forward into mauler crusher wall, pop voc, pop grenades, shovel time.

[torn root]

super broken

[muted knot]

Hol up

What's that barrel

[final stone]

it's in the vendor list

I think it's a bolter barrel at the bottom of the list

[torn root]

wtf is that?!

eew

[final stone]

*bigiron on his hiiiiiiip *

[woven tide]

New target: Texas red

[late hatch]

revs look so much better with a longer barrel. i like this one i made https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162275718563110933/1201450578677600356/image.png?ex=65c9dd0b&is=65b7680b&hm=b0e65e1201989a530c98e645169982eaea93d7dbb5a39b1749004085504bc885&

[eternal sable]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

hmm no one has been discussing the helbore

what blessings should i put on my mk 2 helbore guys?

[dusty sluice]

i must 550 it

:D

[rigid whale]

damn

how did it never occur to me to pair iron will with voice of command lol

[torn root]

oof

[tiny summit]

I used to never run Iron Will

[woven tide]

Oof

[sly imp]

Hi, I am looking for a team to obtain the "dream team" achievement

[subtle schooner]

If only other people could see weapon mods😔

[idle swallow]

Surgical is just standard issue for helbores but mk2 fires fast enough that onslaught isn't needed that much so your choice for the 2nd

[sharp ember]

it’s okay i don’t need to see someone’s 30 foot long boltstubber columnus IAG

[eternal sable]

im kidding, i would never use a helbore

ultimate noob trap weapon

[idle swallow]

The bayonet action is nasty for the mk1/mk2 and being on limitless ammo has its appeal

Every ranged short of the recons is servicable anywhere (barring a significant skill issue™)

[delicate estuary]

my favourite past time

looting for others

[stuck gorge]

I thought the 0 diamantine and plasteel collected were the same person for a second

[final stone]

oops

well now that I have your attention

god damnit this is vet chat

and here I was posting my zealot talent layout like oh yeah voice of command iron will

lemme tell ya

https://tenor.com/view/where-the-hell-am-i-where-am-i-lost-in-a-field-confused-gif-11092516

[untold mulch]

Got lost

[sharp ember]

i do like zealots that can be perceived as vets

a couple of the tactical zealot cosmetic descriptions often refer to loyalist moebian groups having zealot guardsmen in their ranks

[light ore]

vet zealots make me seethe

zealot vets are where it's at

[dusty sluice]

huh

[rain badger]

zealots make me seethe regardless

[sharp ember]

i dunno about zealot vets, but commando/jungle fighter vets

[rain badger]

[sharp ember]

hell to you autocomplete

[light ore]

when i see knife zealot i cringe

when i see knife vet i say "catchan omega based" out loud and then everyone in the public library looks at me weird

[dusty sluice]

i do unless they are running crd chastsie

with scorge

[stone dome]

What are your guys 3 main curios?

[sharp ember]

stam tough tough

[odd sparrow]

toughness, toughness, toughness

[dusty sluice]

stam and 2 thnesss

[stone dome]

damn you tough

[light ore]

2 stam toughness

[sharp ember]

give it a min and a couple health vets will rear their heads

[dusty sluice]

first 550 in 700hrs (ingore fire frenzy i don't have no respite iv yet)

[odd sparrow]

i remember using health it was so bad lmao

[untold mulch]

Very nice

[light ore]

imagine taking health damage on vet

[untold mulch]

have yet to see 550

If I am taking HP damage on Vet

I am going to die

[rigid whale]

lmao

"dont care about the builds here's the fit"

[dusty sluice]

i use this along with two tgness for zealot

my best curio by far

[sharp ember]

sheesh

[odd sparrow]

should replace 5% health for 30% toughness regen

[light ore]

i don't think i've ever seen the mythical 17% toughness curio

[odd sparrow]

always gotta have 30% toughnesss regen

[light ore]

don't do this btw

[sharp ember]

oh, zealot

[dusty sluice]

brunt keeps giving me them just for my psyker

[light ore]

don't do it on any class

[dusty sluice]

no other class

[dusty sluice]

especially zealot lol

[odd sparrow]

what its insanely good

[rigid whale]

i have a 17% toughness curio on my vet

[light ore]

it literally does nothing

[odd sparrow]

it increases the regen and lowers the delay

[light ore]

if you're in melee range

of any enemies

[sharp ember]

toughness regen is comfy and lets you get away with topping off in short windows where you aren’t being targeted

[dusty sluice]

it has its uses

[odd sparrow]

having near constant toughness regen is super good.

[rigid whale]

god VoC and tactical awareness are busted together. hunting grounds lets you spam shouts it's hilarious

[sharp ember]

they gotta be actively lunging and aiming at you to freeze your regen

[odd sparrow]

since being at higher toughness % means less damage bleeds through to your health

[sharp ember]

if your teammates are pushing the line you’re gonna get opportunities for free regen

[untold mulch]

Soo never in PUGs

[sharp ember]

well, that’s another issue

[untold mulch]

The amount of times of an easy horde

I carve ap ath

look behind

entire team cowering in a corner

[sharp ember]

great for sloppy mid-long range firefights too

[rigid whale]

we managed to kill a daemonhost just a minute ago, i have no idea how lol

[sharp ember]

unless you wanna try to peek with 0 toughness to try and use Exhil. Takedown or Confirmed Kill

[rigid whale]

psykers can survive a ton with the peril blocking ability and ogryns just have lots of stamina, idk how this zealot managed to survive being targeted

[sharp ember]

and get 30% of your health chunked by 1 scab shooter

ah well to be fair, VoC is a bandaid solution to most things

I like stam regen as an alternative to tough regen

[rigid whale]

VoC is insane

[light ore]

you could just take catch a breath on vet

[untold mulch]

I as a Vet have survived a DH by

Blocking

[light ore]

if that's an issue for you

[untold mulch]

and side dodging a box

as long as you are doing a tight circle aroudn something

the DH has a LOT OF problems keeping you on hit range

[rigid whale]

you can survive most engagements just by doing this

[light ore]

good mobility and good block efficiency makes it viable to tank demonhost on most classes

[untold mulch]

Even with decent mobility, use the geometry of the level

done

[light ore]

knife can survive dh for a decent while

[untold mulch]

just side dodge until team kills the thing

[light ore]

it's just not as braindead as on ogryn or psyker

[sharp ember]

we love ring around the rosie with DH

devil claw parry spam is nice too

[untold mulch]

mhmm

[sharp ember]

dclaw got me through karnak hardmode

when rinda and 4 ragers behind a spawn door decide to jump you

[dusty sluice]

i used a stupid shroudfeild evisc build abusing a bug

[white minnow]

I HATE BREAKPOINTS I HATE BREAKPOINTS I HATE BREAKPOINTS
https://streamable.com/wwbyct

[placid portal]

LMAO 1HP

🔔

[white minnow]

if i just had one more point of damage%

[placid portal]

But that bell sfx is just hilarious

[white minnow]

i quickswapped to cancel the charge just to emphasize the absolutely dinkiest speck of dust needed to finish that crusher

[agile yew]

Shame that Get Hot came so low

[subtle schooner]

Game lovesss to beat you to death with rng🛌

[crude fiber]

Gotta squeeze out that artificial play time

[next spade]

guys anyone can tell me default hotkey for Ping please?

is it T?

[rigid whale]

middle mouse isn't it?

[untold mulch]

isn't middle mouse?

[next spade]

middle mouse ok, ty

[silk thicket]

just got this from the shop

[rigid whale]

darktide is based for having a default input on mouse5

[light ore]

next level is default input foot pedal

jsat will have his day in court

[rigid whale]

good idea

imo if you have mouse5 on your mouse and you don't use it in an FPS game you're holding yourself back

[sullen merlin]

I swear, Hellbores have some BS luck

Bought around 10 of them at 360 level, want to farm surgical strike. Fucking SEVEN of them gave me Infernus 3.

[eternal sable]

no respite was old shotgun meta

same with the helbore, it used to be no respite and onslaught

[jade notch]

Damn it, I hate having to choose when the choices are this neck-and-neck:

[eternal sable]

the kantrael ia is the worst

you might aswel use a helbore at that point

you want the mk12

headhunter + deadly accurate

[jade notch]

I already have a Mk 12, and a Hellbore Mk 1 and 2

[eternal sable]

dont waste your plasteel on that

make a better mk12

[terse idol]

Huh????

[eternal sable]

i miss the days before shout

[terse idol]

What the hell

[eternal sable]

smudgels send me a ss of your penance and hours before you type

[terse idol]

The Ia is one of the best liags

[eternal sable]

youre absolutly clueless

[terse idol]

Oh no number man

You realise

The mk12

[bitter turtle]

Bongo runs bleed knife

[terse idol]

Is only 40 damage more

Than the Ia

[eternal sable]

you realise the ia takes more ammo lol

[terse idol]

[eternal sable]

you get half the capacity and less damage

[bitter turtle]

They live in bizzaro world

[terse idol]

less damage

[eternal sable]

classic discord users

[terse idol]

[eternal sable]

buddy over here coping that pregog is BIS on a knife

actually a meme every time i come here

[terse idol]

The Ia has more firerate and a simular recoil pattern to the mk12

[eternal sable]

no it doesnt

[terse idol]

Its why people say the mk12 is powercrept

[eternal sable]

youre fucking cluless

dont type about any weapon Smudgels

[terse idol]

Because the mk12 has a slower firerate than the Ia

[eternal sable]

you have no idea what youre typing

[terse idol]

[eternal sable]

send me a ss of your penance hours and scorebord recent games

[terse idol]

Tell me right now

[eternal sable]

$10 youre a 100 hours heresy player

[terse idol]

How much more damage the mk12

Has over the Ia

[eternal sable]

you are so fucked smudgels

[hard briar]

I feel like there's a whole talent that solves this issue

[eternal sable]

mk12>ia any day

[terse idol]

[bitter turtle]

Multiple, actually

Lul

[eternal sable]

that doesnt make the ia any good

its the worst of all the lasguns

pistols included

[serene orbit]

did I wake up on opposite day

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/neil-de-grasse-tyson-when-the-coping-is-too-strong-cope-gif-9467020

[terse idol]

Is this what it looks like to spread misnformation

[hard briar]

Wrong tag but still funny

[terse idol]

In real time

[eternal sable]

classic darktide discord users

[hard briar]

The accatran rifles exist my guy

[terse idol]

No but tell me

[eternal sable]

perma using off meta shit

[hard briar]

The MG4 exists my guy

[bitter turtle]

Give up, this guy was trying to tell ppl to roll off precog to keep lacerate

[serene orbit]

i'm 99.999% sure the KXII is trash, and the KIa is really good, though I prefer the KIV

[eternal sable]

lol

[serene orbit]

but i could be drunk?

[terse idol]

How much more damage does the 12 does

[hard briar]

I hate the MG4

[eternal sable]

who the fuck would use lacerate on vet

[terse idol]

Without calling me fucked

[eternal sable]

flesh tearer + uncanny stike

precog if you are braindead

[eternal sable]

youre delusional

[serene orbit]

riposte over precog

imo

[eternal sable]

there is no way you can make an ia preform as well as any other lasgun

even a helbore is better

[terse idol]

Uh

[eternal sable]

waiting for your screenshot

i want tosee your penance and hours

[terse idol]

Why does the Ia and the mk12 have a difference of 40 max damage between them?

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-stop-coping-subhuman-coping-just-right-gif-20747920

[bitter turtle]

#veteran-class message

[terse idol]

You gonna answer that?

[eternal sable]

100 hour players in discord typing like they know anything

[bitter turtle]

U, apparently

[serene orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/astarion-baldur's-gate-3-baldurs-gate-3-baldurs-gate-bg3-gif-13038924746584161259

[eternal sable]

you too

[bitter turtle]

Riposte good too, consistent crusher 3 tap

[eternal sable]

send me your details

[terse idol]

This is powerful today

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/intomysoul-darkheart-youre-cute-gif-5431645

[bitter turtle]

Precog nice for crusher 2 tap though

[terse idol]

Anyways Arvin

[eternal sable]

precog is dogshit

all around

[serene orbit]

can you guys just kiss already or whatever, the sexual tension is palpable

[terse idol]

I think the left one has more potential because you get flak, but the right already has maniac and the blessings

[hard briar]

"Bro you guys type like you know everything."-the dude typing like he knows everything despite being wrong about his takes

[eternal sable]

youre the type of guy to take mercy killer and uncanny strike on a knife

[hard briar]

Go make a YT channel

[jade notch]

More the Mk 12 excels at per-shot breakpoints compared to the Mk 1a, except the 1a puts shots downrange so much faster than the 12 that it's not even funny.

[eternal sable]

"week spot damage is op!"

waiting for that argument

[dusty sluice]

ye, this is what i run (if i'm using onslaught iag or smth good at dealing with armour)

[terse idol]

Well hmm, I haven't seen much difference between BP's

Because the fire rate on the Ia just kinda makes it smoother

[jade notch]

Yeah, and that's why the 1a is ascendant right now, is what I mean.

[eternal sable]

sane explanation

[terse idol]

I was and mk12 enjoyer

But after using my Ia

[jade notch]

Same.

[terse idol]

Like, it's just better

[eternal sable]

its not better in any way

[serene bough]

Mg4 lasgun superiority

[hard briar]

Mind you the M1A wasn't always this good.

[terse idol]

Its just better in every way

[rigid whale]

what a take lol

[eternal sable]

prove it

[rain badger]

WHAT A BRICK, THANKS SHITDRON

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[dusty sluice]

it is lol

[eternal sable]

i want to see your in detail explination of how an ia is better than a mk12

delusional for sure

[terse idol]

Okay, so reaper BP on the Ia is the same as the mk12

[eternal sable]

go shoot a gunner in the head

[terse idol]

You can get a 3 shot

[eternal sable]

and let me know which kills faster

[rigid whale]

what does stamina on a gun even do lol

[terse idol]

Uh

[serene bough]

Deadshot

[terse idol]

I mean I can one-shot gunners

[serene bough]

I guess

[rain badger]

...GIVES YOU STAMINA

[terse idol]

With both

[rain badger]

lmao

[terse idol]

One just has higher fire rate

[eternal sable]

no you cant

[hard briar]

The detailed explanation
The MG1a deals similar damage in a faster rof package.

Boom bro

[eternal sable]

actually delusional

[hard briar]

There it is

[eternal sable]

it takes twice as much ammo per shot

you have less damage and half capacity

the ia is not better than a mk12 at anything

[terse idol]

Its why people want the mk12 buffed because the damage is lacking

My man

Again you didn't answer me

[eternal sable]

stop coping

and craft a mk12

[terse idol]

How much more damage does the mk12 do

[bitter turtle]

Just give up smudgels

[hard briar]

It's like there's a whole fucking skill tree to help with that

[jade notch]

Yes.

The Mk 12 does a few things better, but the 1a just puts out 2-3 shots in the space of a single Mk 12 shot with comparable damage. I'm honestly waiting to see if FS will buff the MG 12 or adjust the MG 1a/4

Anyway, I'm not sure if I'd take +20% Flak over +25% Maniac though, plenty of priority target Specials that are Maniac and Unarmored has some use against Dreg Gunners. But it's a hard choice either way.

[terse idol]

I have 1 of both

[eternal sable]

fucking give up

and craft a good weapon

[terse idol]

[bitter turtle]

u can post a video of his memeknife doing less than half the dmg

and he'll still cope

[dusty sluice]

lmao

[eternal sable]

your videos mean nothing

youre trying to justify pregoc is better than a bleed blessing on a knife

not possible

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[terse idol]

I'd go right, cause at least you can make use of unarmoured

[eternal sable]

i still didnt click any of your videos

[rain badger]

She lives

[terse idol]

Rather than sitting with 2 changed blessings and carapace

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[bitter turtle]

that's ok, i used them to convince someone else to roll off lacerate

[eternal sable]

you have convinced me

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/im-here-im-outside-outside-here-james-franco-gif-5336606

[eternal sable]

i am going to run a percog knife on vet and zealot

[jade notch]

True, the Infantry Lasguns don't perform well enough against Carapace for the +20% Carapace Perk to help. 😔

Thanks for the feedback m8 👍

[bitter turtle]

or at least try w/o lacerate lmao

[eternal sable]

because some idiot in discord says its better

[terse idol]

Whatevers going on today or whoever you heard I hope you're okay bongo

[eternal sable]

https://tenor.com/view/klasik-clasik-clasic-gif-25398314

[terse idol]

[hard briar]

The idiot in discord

[rigid whale]

this game isn't hard enough for the meta to matter tbh

[hard briar]

The truest take

[untold mulch]

[rigid whale]

use the lawbringer shotgun its fun as hell

[hard briar]

But if your gonna talk meta, stop being wrong

[eternal sable]

precog knife users most braindead

[serene bough]

knife fun

[eternal sable]

same people who play stealth vet

[serene bough]

i like stabbing things

[rain badger]

based

[serene bough]

hey i like stealth vet too

[dusty sluice]

this is my favourite build

[serene bough]

im 2 for 2

[eternal sable]

classic hugz

thats the average heresy pub build

[serene bough]

i only play auric dam

[eternal sable]

precog + stealth + speed aura

no, you dont

[serene bough]

with my knoife and mg4

[rigid whale]

erm... not off-meta. scavenger stacks with survivalist

[crude ermine]

Average vet chat moment

[serene bough]

how do you know

[eternal sable]

LOL

[untold mulch]

Damn, shame i can't read that

going dark

stealth training do your thing

[eternal sable]

anyone who intentionally plays pregoc stealth vet with speed aura is not in damnation

if they are they are dead most the game

[rigid whale]

do you honestly think auric damn is that hard

[serene bough]

this bait isnt very good

[rigid whale]

that's what I'm reading

[serene bough]

whats pregoc

[eternal sable]

to the average player auric t5 is hard

most the pubs are level 30-60

[bitter turtle]

the spaghetti sauce probably

[eternal sable]

meanwhile at 1400

[rigid whale]

I mean personally I run ND and do fine

[serene bough]

i could go for some spaghetti right now

[terse idol]

Discord user can determine who doesn't play auric damn

[bitter turtle]

https://www.chefstore.com/images/usf_items/0470021/0470021.jpg

[eternal sable]

i totally can

[hard briar]

He isn't baiting

[eternal sable]

im not baiting at all

[terse idol]

Nawi think he's baiting

[eternal sable]

im dead serious, you guys are shit

[hard briar]

Those are they're unironic bad takes

[serene bough]

no this must be bait

[terse idol]

He had a take he went back on

It is what it is

[serene bough]

people cannot be this dumb

[eternal sable]

what take did i go back on

[bitter turtle]

yeah im starting to think its bait

[hard briar]

No, Bongo is another Student of Darcy

[serene bough]

you cant fool me

[eternal sable]

tell me bub

[serene bough]

i see

[hard briar]

Yes

As the Last Scholar of Darcy, I recognize the dogshit takes.

Follow the branches to the roots

[rigid whale]

oh please sir, tell me what to use on auric to survive

[bitter turtle]

darcy takes were honestly not the worst

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-recursive-endless-boom-space-gif-16815238

[bitter turtle]

also darcy was actually good at the game at least

[serene bough]

as long as i get to like my mg4

[rigid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/please-more-gif-19888250

[bitter turtle]

meanwhile bongo today: lacerate bad

bongo yesterday: #veteran-class message

[eternal sable]

so rolling precog on a knife is the way ?

[bitter turtle]

nah

[hard briar]

Yea it was totally sane to think Psword caused the game to lose players via the nerfs

[eternal sable]

i should not consider a bleed blessing right

[bitter turtle]

riposte comfier

[eternal sable]

fucking joke

[bitter turtle]

yeah

dont use bleed knives

you edgy fuck

[eternal sable]

average discord take

[hard briar]

It was also totally sane to think Psword would get a tier 5 blessing

Darcy had all the sane takes

[eternal sable]

i will out damage, elite kill, boss damage you with a bleed knife

it will be a humiliation

[bitter turtle]

i mean there were ppl that were review bombing tbf

[eternal sable]

even then

you will still cope

[hard briar]

Darcy was one of them

[bitter turtle]

big words

[hard briar]

[eternal sable]

just roll a better knife, i bet your precog is locked

so youre coping

[serene bough]

i like uncanny + flesh tearer

[eternal sable]

classic discord

[eternal sable]

sane take

[bitter turtle]

nah

https://i.gyazo.com/f3beed0375b5d726a04fdd9866a62d09.jpg

i rolled almost every good combo

just for fun

[serene bough]

i havent tried precog

[bitter turtle]

to test which one is best

[serene bough]

i have tried prego pasta sauce though

[eternal sable]

you have decimator and skullcrusher on a shovel

you are fucking delusional

[bitter turtle]

that's actuallynot that great ye

[eternal sable]

ucnanny and mercy killer on a knife

[bitter turtle]

i was trying without uncanny

[eternal sable]

I TOLD YOU

uncanny + mercy killer coping

[bitter turtle]

ya what about it

mercy/uncanny gud

except for the talent tax

[eternal sable]

you have a BM + PC sword

who needs power right

actually a meme player

[hard briar]

Bongo is losing it

[bitter turtle]

i uh

[rigid whale]

this is purely a fatshark game thing. people review bombed SotT when they nerfed javelin in vermintide lol

[bitter turtle]

dont actually even know what u are saying but ok

[eternal sable]

i love to flame queen

i have 11k hours in rust

[hard briar]

Community moment

[eternal sable]

leave me be

[serene bough]

you are wrong for enjoying other weapons than power sword

i think

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/yungboy-never-broke-again-chip-cash-money-gif-10814543523167440323

[rigid whale]

I'm a standard issue shovel enjoyer

[eternal sable]

sane

the hit movement with the new shovels is weird

[hard briar]

Are you also a student of Darcy?

[rigid whale]

I come from the DRG community so I'm still not accustomed to how much.. passion y'all have

[serene bough]

i dont like power sword much

[hard briar]

Just wait till we tie politics and racial slurs into this

[serene bough]

i prefer shovel or knife

[eternal sable]

shovel and knife are for sure the best things atm

[misty quest]

Power sword is alright but gets boring quick

[bitter turtle]

only thing I really dont like about shovel is extremely low unyielding dmg

thing is a wet noodle on monstro

[eternal sable]

why the fuck are you using a shovel vs a monstrocity

[hard briar]

I have a solution for this

[bitter turtle]

im not

lol

i have to use my gun

bc the shovel is dogshit at it

[slow spade]

Shovel buff when?

[bitter turtle]

might as well tickle the boss with the shovel

[serene bough]

youre not really good at the game if you don't bonk a plogryn down with a shovel only

[hard briar]

There this fun little thing called a Krak grenade

Pairs great with the low unyielding damage on shovels

[bitter turtle]

or i can just run rashad :^)

[crude ermine]

Increase shovel mass by 1.6%

[serene bough]

i run take a swing over decimator nowadays

[slow spade]

I find it funny shovel has some of the best defense stats

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/joystickjonjo-eric-andre-eric-andre-shoot-gif-18874564

[serene bough]

decimator stacks being lost after 1 missed swing is really annoying

[bitter turtle]

ya

i hate deccimator after trying it on folding

lol

[eternal sable]

decimator used to stack on cleaved targets, the same way uncanny works now

[serene orbit]

is the only difference betrween standard issue and mk III the can opener?

[bitter turtle]

need to swap it off back to uncanny later

[eternal sable]

its so fucked but still BIS

[bitter turtle]

they have different movesets

mk6 has the same moveset as standard shovel

[eternal sable]

uncanny will stack on cleaved targets but decimator / headtaker wont

if they changed that back im sure axe's will become meta again

[rigid whale]

well that's just a Warhammer-ism I think

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/horus-heresy-warhammer-warhammer40k-gif-26990751

[serene bough]

melta gun when

[eternal sable]

guys i just crafted a new knife

it has uncanny and precog

gg

[bitter turtle]

the game is trying to help u

[eternal sable]

yeah i needed the help

now i can clear t5 with precog

i wasnt able to before, thanks

[bitter turtle]

no prob

[serene orbit]

no cog

[astral ingot]

uncog

[bitter turtle]

postcog

[crude ermine]

Cog

[frank basin]

Adaptus Cogtus

[crude ermine]

Now I want some ham

[serene bough]

I made a ham sandwich for lunch today

With a side of Mac and cheese

Almost lunch time

[crude ermine]

Never ate mac cheese

[bitter turtle]

did you know mac and cheese used to be reserved for rich ppl

[crude ermine]

I did not

[serene sage]

and lobster used to be prison food

[bitter turtle]

fun facts

[serene sage]

i had a shitty day yesterday 😔

literally

[crude ermine]

Got anymore

[bitter turtle]

😔

u ok

[serene sage]

roommate clogged toilet

the horror

[bitter turtle]

wtf

i was watching that bongo

unlike u

i actually watch ur video

😔

[crude ermine]

Sadge

[serene sage]

😔

[crude ermine]

Had a guy clog my toilet and flooded my kitchen

[bitter turtle]

damn

it did overflow did it

didnt*

[serene sage]

yeah... he called the plumber but the flood made a mess

he cleaned it up but I don't trust

[crude ermine]

You should force your roommate to pee themselves in a dark room

Alone

Every 3 hours

Otherwise they have to hold it in

As punishment

[serene sage]

cause, yknow, I saw the stuff that overflowed
gotta put on gloves and do a scrub tonight

uhhh I don't wanna think of it

life is suffering

me at the mildest inconvenience

[slow spade]

L-l-lewd~!

[shadow aurora]

Hey vet chat whats going on

Nevermind

[terse idol]

Uh

Rashad is meta rn

[slow spade]

Brb nerfing asap

[serene sage]

did you know that atem is meta backward?

[soft blade]

woagh

[finite imp]

thank god fatshark doesnt read this chat

or the revolver would do 2 damage

[terse idol]

Do you know why

[serene sage]

i should do 2 damage

[terse idol]

Revolver is so strong

Because it does more than 2 damage

😌

[serene sage]

because someone at FS accidentally made a typo

[finite imp]

Because accuracy

[serene sage]

and add a 0 at the end

[terse idol]

Well and damage

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-stare-meh-sesame-street-bert-gif-16528608

[finite imp]

they should just add a bolt action rifle to the game. The revolver would never hear another complaint

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[terse idol]

I mean maybe they should make it so the recoil is huge on revolver

[dusty sluice]

suggestions?

[hard briar]

They should

[finite imp]

raking to dum dum

[terse idol]

Who's complaining, it's strong

[fleet thicket]

THIS THING ODOES SO MUCH DAMAGE

[hard briar]

They should add the Hand Cannon revolver

And the Boltpistol

As well as semi auto pistols

[serene sage]

they said what they said

what is said cannot be unsaid

[terse idol]

They should add a .500 magnum

[fleet thicket]

got near perfect one dumdum or fire frenzzy with deathspitter

[finite imp]

rteanged crit to maniac

[fleet thicket]

death spitter is a must

[hard briar]

Small caliber in comparison

[finite imp]

that would break your wrist

instantly

[hard briar]

No it wouldn't

[terse idol]

No but it's future

[finite imp]

Yes it would.

[serene sage]

no it wouldn't

[finite imp]

Yes huh

[serene sage]

nuh uh

[finite imp]

YEAH

[hard briar]

If mag dumping a rocket launcher doesn't break ur wrist neither will shooting a large revolver

[finite imp]

YEAH

[terse idol]

If .500 doesn't break your wrist your probably fine

[finite imp]

YEAH HUH

[analog mural]

Well considering we use a revolver that has stronger rounds than a boltgun, I think our wrist is invincible

[finite imp]

that is not how recoil works

[serene sage]

no soldier, your RSI is not combat related

[hard briar]

Fortunately 40k is made by the British who don't know how guns work

[finite imp]

PLEASE FATSHARK FIX THE BOLTGUN

[terse idol]

WHICH IS FINE

[serene sage]

one more word and I'll make you into a servitor

[hard briar]

To a CERTAIN point

[terse idol]

They don't nessasarily need to know

[finite imp]

THE REVOLVER SHOULD NOT BE DOING MORE DAMAGE THAN A .75 CALIBER TWO STAGE EXPLOSIVE ROUND WHAT THAT FUCK

[serene sage]

and yet we are here 😔

[soft blade]

yeehaw

[hard briar]

Ignoring how guns work to make fun and cool guns,
Fine.
Ignoring how guns work because you don't care to make fun and cool guns is exactly how games workshop works

[serene sage]

I haven't played in 4 days

[terse idol]

Like we live In a world where orkz get rich enough to outfit their guns to destroy everything

[hard briar]

Months

[terse idol]

Flash gitz

[finite imp]

the bolter would also break your collar bone btw

[serene sage]

I think I might go outside and touch grass

[slow spade]

??? Horus died to the Emperor's six shooter

[hard briar]

No it wouldnt

[terse idol]

Uh

No

[serene sage]

why are you still here girl

get out, you are almost out

[slow spade]

Its just lore accurate

[terse idol]

If a .50 cal doesn't break your shoulder

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-trolled-troll-wwe-gif-20809728

[terse idol]

A bolter wouldn't either

Also, a bolter is based off a gyrojet

[finite imp]

a .50 cal absolutely can break your shoulder

[serene sage]

nuh uh

i'm strong

[terse idol]

Yeah, but for most people who fire it standing up it doesn't

[serene sage]

i would break the .50 cal

[terse idol]

[finite imp]

how about i shoot you in the shoulder with a .50 cal

[slow spade]

Maybe YOU I'm built different

[finite imp]

and see if it breaks

[hard briar]

Yea the only ppl who say this shit are the same morons who think you can miss with a 50 and still kill the target

Like I'm sorry sir, that's not how shit works

[eternal sable]

a .50 cal breaking your shoulder? fucking pencil neck

actually twink

[terse idol]

Uh, honey, it just grazed my shoulder

[serene sage]

right? we are all burly men here

frfr

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-unimpressed-meh-really-seriously-gif-16279809

[eternal sable]

im a sexy burly man but ill speak for myself only

[serene sage]

believable

[finite imp]

Next youll tell me radars cant see beyond 64 nautical miles

[serene sage]

I can pinpoint subs with my bare eyeballs

radars not needed

[eternal sable]

yeah, it takes a sub to know how to stop one

[finite imp]

that would be SONAR

[eternal sable]

spot one

[finite imp]

jfc

[serene sage]

[eternal sable]

oh i thought you ment you can pinpoint submissive people

i can lol

[finite imp]

go on. point to them

[eternal sable]

HAHAHA

[terse idol]

Bottom detected

[eternal sable]

i can spot 2 bottom subs already

Sunrise and Smud give off bottom energy

[serene sage]

deep in the ocean

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/subway-food-fast-food-restaurant-gif-art-gif-6066509965529998264

[serene sage]

pinging sound going off

[finite imp]

extrapolate that data

[terse idol]

Damn I got stunlocked

[serene sage]

idk how gaydar works so

[eternal sable]

fox look at your pfp

thats a femboy pfp

[bitter turtle]

why cant bongo be friendlier like in the genshin chat 😔

why judging femboys

https://i.gyazo.com/c1c128fc4d6b81bff4501a91405e6be0.png

[eternal sable]

also smud has been flirting with me all morning

[finite imp]

please show your work

[real osprey]

am I the most masculine vet main

[eternal sable]

LOL

[serene sage]

I'm a boy, not sure about fem

[finite imp]

the answer is no

[serene sage]

genshin player detected

[finite imp]

unless you literally own a body pillow you shouldnt play genshin

[eternal sable]

wait a second

did you find that in gensin discord?

[serene sage]

flirt with me UwU

jk

unless

[finite imp]

needed to double check to make sure this wasnt zealot chat

[serene sage]

the brain rot

is contagious

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/revealing-the-truth-bodies-time-to-reveal-the-truth-the-truth-will-be-revealed-netflix-gif-290648154687711236

[hard briar]

Vet chat was the OG femboy chat

Before the dark times came

[finite imp]

as the zealots all claim

[terse idol]

WHAT FLIRTING hell naw

[real osprey]

how does one use stealth vet
it confuses me

[finite imp]

go into talent tree and hit e, the yes

[serene sage]

idk it confuses me too

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[eternal sable]

vet chat was in fact the og femboy chat

[terse idol]

Never would flirt with someone who doesn't know the difference between the Ia and the mk12

Smh

[serene sage]

what happened

[hard briar]

True

[eternal sable]

now every time you go to zealot chat they tell you go to go vet chat

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-24749838

[real osprey]

we'll see about that

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-birb-moderation-intensifies-moderator-mod-gif-26920556

[eternal sable]

a lot happend

[serene sage]

and mods don't care about zel chat?

[eternal sable]

i have old giffs of what used to be in here

[finite imp]

im starting to think it still is

[eternal sable]

one sec im getting them

[trim hemlock]

Some do

[serene sage]

mods hate grills, which is why they banned Darcy

can't change my mind

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/now-youre-getting-it-correct-you-understand-thats-it-now-youre-understanding-it-gif-15616163

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-turn-smug-gif-21683818

[serene sage]

mod me and I will clean up this server once and for all

[slow spade]

@ everyone time

[finite imp]

do not

[serene sage]

i don't think it even works lol

[finite imp]

the shitstorm

it deff does

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-shocked-seriously-omg-tremors3-gif-22329296

[slow spade]

Its hilarious

[serene sage]

if @ everyone works, then people would have spammed it already

[slow spade]

Always demolishes all convo

[finite imp]

prove to me it doenst

go ahead

[serene sage]

no you do it

[finite imp]

Yeah thought so

[serene sage]

you brought it up

[hard briar]

I have an idea

[serene sage]

@everyone

[finite imp]

wrong again bucko

[serene sage]

bam

done

[finite imp]

you edited it

[serene sage]

no i didn't

[hard briar]

@dreamy lantern
Does @ everyone work?

[soft blade]

whar

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/invocation-naruto-hand-seals-anime-gif-16713463

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-enough-gif-24573877

[hard briar]

I summon a mod

[finite imp]

dotcha do it

[dreamy lantern]

hell if i know, don't do it either way

[eternal sable]

this is darktide discord history

this was vet chat

[finite imp]

it still is apparently

[hard briar]

Bro wtf this was a waste of a summoning jutsu

[serene sage]

sounds kinda gay

[finite imp]

yes please wait until we get another "totally not a facist"

[hard briar]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-i-member-randy-marsh-south-park-s20e1-member-berries-gif-20603949

[eternal sable]

:3

[final stone]

https://tenor.com/view/keenan-snl-hmm-somethings-off-not-right-gif-8220520

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[eternal sable]

you guys are welcome

for the lore

[terse idol]

Look the lasgun bait was funny

[barren cave]

[eternal sable]

i wasnt baiting smud

[terse idol]

Now you gotta tone it down

[opaque kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-ok-great-good-thumbs-up-gif-16351183

[eternal sable]

the ia is dogshit

[zealous wyvern]

this has nothing to do with vets

there

rifles

[eternal sable]

yes it does

[slow spade]

???

[zealous wyvern]

i like the IA

[final stone]

Yep. Quit

[eternal sable]

the IA is so bad

[terse idol]

Nk no wait

He's baiting

[finite imp]

im gonna go take a nap

[zealous wyvern]

i like the ia

[terse idol]

Don't fall into iiiit

[slow spade]

That was peak vet moment

[eternal sable]

those were the gold ol days

[zealous wyvern]

baiting with what?

[finite imp]

Revolver is underpowered

[opaque kayak]

COLUM IAG COLUM IAG COLUM IAG

[serene sage]

I left for 30s and we are on topic?

What

[zealous wyvern]

the femboy stuff or IA rifles?

[terse idol]

The ia is shit bait

[eternal sable]

LOL

its not bad

[zealous wyvern]

i would much rather IA talk

than femboys

[eternal sable]

the IA is the worst of the lasguns

[zealous wyvern]

i love lasguns

[finite imp]

is that from SS13

[zealous wyvern]

you will use your rifle

[soft blade]

[zealous wyvern]

its a beautiful thing

[terse idol]

The bait is too powerful

[terse idol]

Hell yeah

https://tenor.com/view/kiera-katsura-beestation-ss13-kiera-katsura-gif-25417004

[zealous wyvern]

its not bait

[real osprey]

is the shovel better now?
I remember it being kinda.,.,,. wet paper towel slap back then

[terse idol]

And this too

[zealous wyvern]

i just like any opportunity to praise the IAG

[eternal sable]

deadass the IA is so bad

[zealous wyvern]

wait

ia is the bullet rifle

[terse idol]

No it isnt

[opaque kayak]

shovel great

[soft blade]

[zealous wyvern]

i am thinking of the infantry lasgun

[eternal sable]

shovel is the best for vet now

[zealous wyvern]

why is IA the lasgun?

because its Mk 1a?

[eternal sable]

IA is the noobtrap version of the mk12

[terse idol]

Its an Ia

[real osprey]

awesome
I'll keepusing it then

[hard briar]

The infantry lasguns suck

[terse idol]

No you're right

[zealous wyvern]

lag?

[serene sage]

All lasguns suck

[terse idol]

It might be a 1

[soft blade]

further proof entering vet chat siphons at least 50 iq points from you

[terse idol]

Or an I

[finite imp]

one time we got alien scenario, and all the security got chestburstered, so me and the clowns formed clown force one with gas grenades and space lube and spent the better half of the round firing chloral hydrate in syringes at the xenomorphs

[zealous wyvern]

i(nfantry) l(asgun)

il

ilg

[eternal sable]

the only useable lasguns are the mk12 and helbore mk2, mk3 if you are not shit at the game and even then they are not close to a revolver or plasmagun

[terse idol]

Very powerful

[zealous wyvern]

la does not make sense

1a does

because the Mk is 1a

[finite imp]

finally the queen comes out and hits the space lube slip and slide

[zealous wyvern]

its the one you start with

[finite imp]

and flies out the airlock

[terse idol]

mk3

[eternal sable]

lol

ok i cant anymore

take care noobs

[finite imp]

we all gathered around the airlock and celebrated with airhorns

[shadow aurora]

[terse idol]

You know why people choose the mk2, it's less clunky and the Bayonet is better

[zealous wyvern]

hello knife

[finite imp]

been here longer than u

[zealous wyvern]

so parabellum

[terse idol]

You know what makes the mk1 and mk2 better than the mk3

[finite imp]

bitch

[terse idol]

The bayonetts

[zealous wyvern]

do you use the helbore

because knife?

[finite imp]

helbore bayo is dope

[zealous wyvern]

you have to bring some ranged weapon after all

[terse idol]

It is one of the best things on the helbore

[shadow aurora]

Woah easy there partner

[zealous wyvern]

and that one comes with a knife

[terse idol]

Don't stop sunrise

[finite imp]

THEY CALL ME KNIFE MAN

[terse idol]

Bongo had been here calling us idiots the whole morning

[eternal sable]

never heard of such a bozo

[terse idol]

So like

[eternal sable]

i also bet i have more knives than you

[finite imp]

NOW YOU HAVE

[shadow aurora]

Oh

[eternal sable]

lol smud

[finite imp]

wrong again

[shadow aurora]

Why dont we just @ mods if they are being problematic

[terse idol]

Because the meme is too powerful

The bait

[opaque kayak]

friggin sweet

[shadow aurora]

Understandable

[eternal sable]

there is no bait involved regarding the ia lasgun

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-slide-napoleon-dynamite-gif-16055889

[eternal sable]

that is totally shit but

thats the way she goes

[finite imp]

how to knife vet

[shadow aurora]

Didnt you also say helbore was bad the other day or something foolish like that

[eternal sable]

thats a fact

[shadow aurora]

Goodness gracious

[finite imp]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-gif-12945843696836467887

[terse idol]

Bongo keeps changing his opinion today

Its one of those days

[zealous wyvern]

who cares what bongoboy says

[finite imp]

someone just wants attention

[zealous wyvern]

[eternal sable]

i didnt change my opinion once

[zealous wyvern]

its not toxic to be wrong

or right

[terse idol]

Like I can't ping a warden for someone's bad opinion

[eternal sable]

i stand by the ia and helbore are noobtrap dog weapons

[zealous wyvern]

or indecisive

[terse idol]

It is an opinion after all

[zealous wyvern]

yeah

[bitter turtle]

then why darcy ban

😔

[zealous wyvern]

i think thats because darcy was very mean?

about the opinions

i saw screenshots

i wasnt here for darcy

[eternal sable]

i remember darcy and their commens were lightweight

[shadow aurora]

I mean you said they've been in here calling everyone idiots the entire morning

[terse idol]

No but bongo is being toxic

[analog mural]

Darcy was banned because they started a witch hunt against someone who had a differing opinion

[inland orchid]

darcy did the most with their assumptions, hell they assumed my ass was a zel main because of my nickname

[terse idol]