A lot of them
#veteran-class
topaz pebble
Sometimes I forget my state has an ice hockey team
serene sage
which one?
topaz pebble
Uh, go flyers
celest vine
topaz pebble
Or something
crude ermine
SODAAA
serene sage
that's... not where Minnesota is
celest vine
serene sage
source: lived there for 5 years
abstract moth
Big soda ok
crude ermine
I'd love a big can
slate sleet
as a european moving to the US this year i cant wait to immediately purchase a 50 cal, install it on my porch and magdump the fat UPS deliveryman if he dares fuck up my package
versed merlin
das crazy
crude ermine
as a european moving to the US this year i cant wait to immediately purchase a 5...
BRO 😭
celest vine
You can mail order ammunition and blackpowder
topaz pebble
as a european moving to the US this year i cant wait to immediately purchase a 5...
We'll civilize you Colonisers yet
versed merlin
so wholesome
serene sage
as a european moving to the US this year i cant wait to immediately purchase a 5...
nah man, it's the stupid fucking traffic and mind numbing wait
abstract moth
I got it now
topaz pebble
I love driving 1 hour to go to work
serene sage
Wait is that supposed to mean mini soda?
I'm assuming Mini Soda = Minnesota?
topaz pebble
God I love us shitty city designs
crude ermine
The hell is Minnesota
serene sage
But that's not where Minnesota is on the map 😢
topaz pebble
I love no good public transportation
celest vine
God I love us shitty city designs
Cities are terrible
serene sage
Minnesota is in the middle lmao
celest vine
In general
crude ermine
Last time I went to NYC it was a nightmare
serene sage
The hell is Minnesota
It's like Canada, but happens to be a US state
serene sage
you wear sunglasses to school?
abstract moth
What
topaz pebble
What
serene sage
show
near sable
I think I saw the sun shine today for the first time in two weeks
It lasted twenty minutes.
crude ermine
Can't rn because it's in the closet as I had to take it off but I'll post it on break
abstract moth
I don't get people who wear sun glasses when thers no sun
topaz pebble
They don't need to see apparently
near sable
there is never "no sun"
serene sage
chat, so this one time, I was buying a donut from a shop, right?
the girl behind the counter clearly put in two donuts and charged me for one
is she calling me fat?
celest vine
Tf would you unironically want to live in a tiney box you dont own
topaz pebble
Based lady
near sable
complaining about free food
topaz pebble
Honestly
inland orchid
is she calling me fat?
I think she just wanted to pass a free donut
topaz pebble
Another certified NA education moment
serene sage
😔
near sable
I'd accept being called fat if I got a free donut
serene sage
but I am not fat
topaz pebble
but I am not fat
False, gamers are always fat
inland orchid
U got moar than what u paid for
abstract moth
there is never "no sun"
It will be in a few millions of years. And if I have to get precise then when the sun is not covering the side they are at and theres the moon instead. There
inland orchid
They would’ve been calling u fat if u got 2 and had to pay for the one u don’t want
near sable
It will be in a few millions of years. And if I have to get precise then when th...
"It still has about 5,000,000,000—five billion—years to go."
celest vine
6 year old me when the sun will die out
serene sage
if I have a dollar for every year the sun is predicted to be alive
crude ermine
Can't rn because it's in the closet as I had to take it off but I'll post it on ...
It's basically a mix between these two jackets
serene sage
I would have 5 billion dollars
zealous wyvern
I don't get people who wear sun glasses when thers no sun
its comforting to some people to hide your eyes
and face
they betray emotion
crude ermine
My friend got it for me because he didn't want it anymore
zealous wyvern
or at least, the wearer thinks they do
hallow nymph
I would have 5 billion dollars
Great math
abstract moth
What that was nice, you yourself gotta think if you're fat or not, most important thing is that you're pleased with yourself just don't get heart attacks
near sable
"hey kids eventually the stars will die out, in one last flash of glory and then be reduced to nothingness and a shallow husk of itself!"
topaz pebble
Will be dead by then
celest vine
Mmm roast beef
topaz pebble
No longer my problem
serene sage
It's basically a mix between these two jackets
i'm a fan of brown jackets 
like brown work jackets, those are nice
topaz pebble
I go handcannon point blank
celest vine
Carhartt moment
crude ermine
Honestly sometimes I can't even tell the difference between the colours
serene sage
Great math
thanks!
crude ermine
Mainly because I never paid mine to it
abstract moth
> "It still has about 5,000,000,000—five billion—years to go."
Lul It will end, everything does
crude ermine
Hell I literally wear no t shirts
zealous wyvern
not everything
crude ermine
Hate wearing them
serene sage
Mainly because I never paid mine to it
what color is this 🔴 ?
crude ermine
Red
topaz pebble
I only wear t shirts
serene sage
so you do see colors
near sable
🟢
crude ermine
I only wear them under long sleeves
zealous wyvern
it says "red circle" in the emoji
celest vine
British
near sable
academic honesty
topaz pebble
Workable, gloryhunter for something like point blank /, stamina to like flak or maniac or carapace
tiny summit
In boot camp, someone fucked up and gave me prescription sunglasses. Wore it around, petty officers were like "wtf?"
abstract moth
its comforting to some people to hide your eyes
Just put a mask then is cool and totally covers your face, just gotta watch out people don't call the cops on you and in shops. I can betray emotion without glasses so can they
serene sage
Yeah you can tell which season I don't like
you're French so probably not a lot of salts?
you are also half british so definitely not salts
celest vine
My dad told me his CO was a dipshit asswipe that would have been fragged immediately had he been deployed im the gulf war
crude ermine
God I'm glad it's you and not mittens saying this
serene sage
who is mittens
crude ermine
He'd try and sneak it in any chance
zealous wyvern
Just put a mask then is cool and totally covers your face, just gotta watch out ...
that misses the point
people wear shades for comfort
not all but some
shades dont get cops called on you either
crude ermine
who is mittens
Guy with a soda monkey Pfp
tiny summit
My dad told me his CO was a dipshit asswipe that would have been fragged immedia...
"You guys are smartest we get to go through this program" first day 1 kid is shoving his credit card in the cash slot of the vending machine and doesn't know why it won't let go
zealous wyvern
not everyone is like you
serene sage
it's braced right? I would say fuck it and go 550
zealous wyvern
it also hides where you look
serene sage
swap both perks
zealous wyvern
which helps if you are selfconscious of where you are looking
abstract moth
Honestly sometimes I can't even tell the difference between the colours
Just go all black, can never go wrong with that one
zealous wyvern
how many people have issues holding eye contact
crude ermine
I'm always paranoia
zealous wyvern
a ton
crude ermine
Just go all black, can never go wrong with that one
That's usually my attire
serene sage
That's usually my attire
all black is a little too boring though
crude ermine
I even have the generic black french long sleeve shirt
zealous wyvern
i like all black
crude ermine
all black is a little too boring though
I like mixing it with yellow
serene sage
I think white + brown = good
crude ermine
That's a combo I've never heard of till now
serene sage
or white + cream i guess
zealous wyvern
its very common
celest vine
zealous wyvern
tasteful
serene sage
That's a combo I've never heard of till now
I would post a pic of me but not gonna dox myself 
tiny summit
I even have the generic black french long sleeve shirt
What is a generic "french" long sleeve?
crude ermine
I will find you
crude ermine
What is a generic "french" long sleeve?
You know how when cartoons and shows portray the french it's the generic black and white striped sleeved shirt?
serene sage
I will find you
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
tiny summit
Ah
abstract moth
that misses the point
Wheres the comfort when in night time can see crap with shades kek
zealous wyvern
Wheres the comfort when in night time can see crap with shades kek
you can though
shades are not THAT dark
celest vine
zealous wyvern
obviously in unlighted areas you would take them off
serene sage
yeah but it doesn't matter if I can't see
crude ermine
Damn
abstract moth
obviously in unlighted areas you would take them off
People that you described don't, that's why I think is stupid
tiny summit
But its better than subway
My brother in emprah you made the sandwich
celest vine
My brother in emprah you made the sandwich
How tf do you make roast beef dry?
crude ermine
I knew someone was going to say it
celest vine
zealous wyvern
i never knew you were talking about people in a pitchblack country road
specify better next time
tiny summit
How tf do you make roast beef dry?
Ok...got me
serene sage
How tf do you make roast beef dry?
I think you just went to a bad subway
serene sage
it's franchised, so it varies places to places
celest vine
zealous wyvern
my point is very moot in the pitchblack scenario since you are already hidden in darkness so you dont need to hide
so i would not have made it
celest vine
Theyre italian subs are very good
crude ermine
Got mild food poisoning
celest vine
Wanted to try their roast beef
crude ermine
Was NOT fun
celest vine
Only one place does roast beef good
abstract moth
i described people who wear them without the NEED
That's what I meant they don't remove them, probably even wear them in bed kek
celest vine
crude ermine
Wanted to try their roast beef
Everything Italian is good
Minus the Italians themselves
crude ermine
/j
zealous wyvern
That's what I meant they don't remove them, probably even wear them in bed kek
no you mean people who wear them even when it is counterproductive
i meant people who wear them without sunlight making it necessary
celest vine
Minus the Italians themselves
Italians smell weird
crude ermine
You sniffed them?
serene sage
why would you smell em
abstract moth
Minus the Italians themselves
Like wise for French girls, lads are alright
celest vine
why would you smell em
Cause they dont shower
I cant avoid it
Like a warhammer tournament
serene sage
how many europeans do we have here?
crude ermine
Had an Italian similar like that,
But he was one of those ny italians
celest vine
Most Americans are germanic
crude ermine
Like a warhammer tournament
Or a smash tournament
abstract moth
i meant people who wear them without sunlight making it necessary
Is the same cuz in night can't see well with them on
serene sage
I kinda want to go
crude ermine
AA
serene sage
But I don't have anyone to go with
abstract moth
Had an Italian similar like that,
But he was one of those ny italians
Ny Italians ain't Italians,
celest vine
Mfng ford transit
serene sage
CAN I STOP PRESSING THE I NEXT TO THE U
me next to you? 😳
slate sleet
crude ermine
Astolfo
celest vine
New york city is a shitstain on america
serene sage
lmao what
umbral scaffold
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-hop-on-darktide-warhammer-darktide-40k-da...
Ah goals
slate sleet
any major city is a shitstain from what i hear
celest vine
Never been?
serene sage
Have you seen the entire state of Alabama?
slate sleet
cant wait to take pictures of morbidly obese people for my friends back in eu
celest vine
New yorkers bite more people in a year than sharks do in the entire world
abstract moth
Like he got REALLY mad
And I'd show him how Italians are, I bet he doesn't even speak the language does it
celest vine
serene sage
cant wait to take pictures of morbidly obese people for my friends back in eu
you say that but EU is on the same trajectory
inland orchid
I’m Italian and I know I don’t speak anything but English
celest vine
you say that but EU is on the same trajectory <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
British moment
inland orchid
I’m uncultured as fuck
serene sage
should check your own place before getting on that high horse brother
zealous wyvern
eu has many overweight people
slate sleet
we have fat people in finland sure but i have never ever seen 900 lbs titants like you guys have in US
crude ermine
And I'd show him how Italians are, I bet he doesn't even speak the language does...
He's my friend but I can't lie he does speak like that one time family guy made the characters speak Italian and it was just gibberish
serene sage
we have fat people in finland sure but i have never ever seen 900 lbs titants li...
oh no worry I'm not from the US originally so both the US and EU look fat to me
crude ermine
Like he says the generic stuff a foreign character from a shitty sitcom would say when mad and just mixes the same words with his speech
zealous wyvern
actually that is true
eu has many overweight people but no flagships like the US has
at least i never saw one
celest vine
EU likes to get on their high horse about how safe it is
serene sage
flagships
zealous wyvern
true
balkans are bad
but most europeans from the west dont consider the balkans the part of "europe"
celest vine
zealous wyvern
just like how people mean china, japan and korea when saying asia
crude ermine
Always wanted to move to Sweden
zealous wyvern
nobody means afghanistan when they say asia
abstract moth
He's my friend but I can't lie he does speak like that one time family guy made ...
Exactly my thought, how can you address yourself to that origin if you even can't speak the native tongue or the many dialects. Just hypocrites
zealous wyvern
i think
serene sage
just like how people mean china, japan and korea when saying asia
if I have a dollar for being mistaken to be Chinese, Japanese, and Korean by people from each respective countries, I would have 5 dollars
serene sage
stop texting and driving what the fuck
zealous wyvern
vietnam?
serene sage
zealous wyvern
and nepal i guess exists too
serene sage
somehow every asian people assume im from their own countries
celest vine
Hi parked where’s Bismarck
North dakota
zealous wyvern
lmao
celest vine
Nice town to visit
zealous wyvern
do they speak to you in their language
serene sage
yup
celest vine
Theyre some native german speakers there still
inland orchid
That’s dope
crude ermine
The US confuses me
serene sage
But unified
idk about that one boss
abstract moth
Like he says the generic stuff a foreign character from a shitty sitcom would sa...
You can indeed keep tell him he ain't one, I have no need to swear in my first language if I know English or whatever language it Is I'm speaking to that person also I think is quite impolite to speak another language to another individual when they dont know it and I'm in their country.
celest vine
serene sage
Why are we taking pics while driving brother
abstract moth
I wonder what my albanian coworker thinks of serbians
That's a lot of ladders
inland orchid
Why are we taking pics while driving brother
He isn’t driving rn dawg he explained he’s parked earlier
serene sage
He isn’t driving rn dawg he explained he’s parked earlier
Yeah he parked at the middle of street maybe to take those
abstract moth
Btw
celest vine
Did mr house watch skibidi toilet as a kid?
abstract moth
@serene sage what donuts the kind lady gave you?
abstract moth
Oh so no chocolate or straw berry glaze? With the toppings on top or little marshmallows?
abstract moth
That was last year though
Oh I thought It happened recently
serene sage
No my taste is really basic
serene sage
It's your house bro you put it there
abstract moth
No my taste is really basic
I see I like those but the topped donuts are more nommyyyyy
crude ermine
Damn that looks good
serene sage
Diabetes in a cup
crude ermine
Nvm
serene sage
Lol
somber owl
Diabetes in a cup
Hey it has like 70% of a strawberry it’s healthy
crude ermine
I gave it a second glance and realized
abstract moth
Diabetes in a cup
Me likeyyyy
serene sage
I gave it a second glance and realized
What, that you're half brit?
crude ermine
NO
abstract moth
I can't believe you done that (with British accent)
crude ermine
Hah the thing I poured on my ramen formed a heart for a second that was nice
crude ermine
What did you realize though
Not a fan of all those strawberries
abstract moth
You'll feel better
crude ermine
Yeah I could just take em offff
abstract moth
Banana split are kinda mid
serene sage
You're wrong
crude ermine
I do not like bananas, couldn't get into em
frank ether
mm.. mönke
abstract moth
Like I don't like fish but I like sushi
inland orchid
I do not like bananas, couldn't get into em
Missing out on free potassium imo
Bananas packed full of em
frank ether
wow this maelstorm game is like 10gbs this will take two years to upload
bananas gud for you
btw
serene sage
To yt?
serene sage
Not my cup of taste
You can say tea
crude ermine
They love those things
somber owl
Bananas are good because they make banana bread
abstract moth
Go for blueberries!
crude ermine
I love blueberries
abstract moth
Nommyyy blueberries
celest vine
frank ether
nice nugget
abstract moth
I had this like called moon pie and was all bonona and it was alright
crude ermine
That lil guy feels like god rn
celest vine
abstract moth
Cuteeee
crude ermine
Chickens are amazing
celest vine
We have 4 roosters now
crude ermine
Hopefully I'll get the chance to work with em in the future
celest vine
Out of 28 birds
crude ermine
Your birds have grown well
abstract moth
All animals are, nature fishes hmm not much insects but I guess they're cool too just when I see one I have the feeling to get a flamethrower and do bad stuff with it
abstract moth
Did you know a whale heart Is the size of a minibus?
crude ermine
Suprisingly I forgot about that
Most of my marine info is locked somewhere in this brain of mine
abstract moth
I can't find the urge to hate any
I don't hate, they just send me in a frenzy, I hope spooders don't go into your hair and being mean
crude ermine
That's fair
You're having a rational response and it leads to doing actions to avoid them
Had a spider almost crawl in my lil bro's mouth
He's been scared ever since
He's gotten a bit over the fear but usually I'm the only one in the family that tolerates them
abstract moth
I mean I've never really had any traumatic experiences with them I just find insects ewwyy like cockroaches
But they're cool too or st least one part of me thinks so
Like the spider ogre is pretty cool
Also I'm being silly spiders aren't insects but arachnids
inland orchid
Potato potato, they all got multiple legs and are tiny
slate sleet
ok wtf is the differene between the powerswords
crude ermine
Which also includes scorpions in the arachnid family iirc
abstract moth
To think like that is a bit poor imo, thers beauty in difference and Is nice to appreciate all their different little bits
crude ermine
Yeah
abstract moth
Which also includes scorpions in the arachnid family iirc
Yupp should be so they have 8 legs
crude ermine
Mites too as well with their 8 legs
abstract moth
Scorpions ughh
serene sage
What the fuck are centipedes then
abstract moth
Mites too as well with their 8 legs
Oh yeah! Didn't you know we're never really alone? Kek we always have face mites they actually help us clean dead skin but too many it causes bad stuff that I dont remember like some kinda of rash or something
crude ermine
I think so
crude ermine
What the fuck are centipedes then
Myriapods
abstract moth
What the fuck are centipedes then
Hmmm I think still some kind of insects? Gonna check real quick
serene sage
Oh yeah! Didn't you know we're never really alone? Kek we always have face mites...
Ngl, saying "you're never really alone because you have face mites as friends" is like the loneliest shit one can say
serene sage
It's okay we have wikipedia
slate sleet
barren cave
oh you just picked up power cycler 3 
abstract moth
Ngl, saying "you're never really alone because you have face mites as friends" i...
Didn't say as friends, is just a fact
Anyways centipedes and the other bigger specie is a specie of its own
crude ermine
I think I mixed up the 'larger family' thing
ah here we go
I had it mixed for the other two
abstract moth
We have real colossus tho like the giant squid that is almost alien to us or the bigger whales that I dont know the name in English. We have a giant crab aswell like I think is the Japanese crab? Big and tall
crude ermine
Which is the carboniferous period
crude ermine
We have real colossus tho like the giant squid that is almost alien to us or the...
Yes, the Japanese spider crab
crude ermine
Ah those beauties
abstract moth
I can
Yeah but I mean like in our times. We had giants before us, dinosaurs were tall
elfin stump
We need to destroy more trees then
abstract moth
Did you know petrol is made out of dead compacted bones of dead animals too? Kinda sad @crude ermine
crude ermine
We need to destroy more trees then
Humans can have pseudo powers with higher oxygen levels
Anything can actually
Only problem is Forrest fires will become a common
Or a lot more common
elfin stump
Forest fire is a rather uncommon scenario
Live trees aren't that flammable
abstract moth
Oooooff is sad that we will completely destroy earth but guess we're lucky we won't see that
crude ermine
Forest fire is a rather uncommon scenario
Live trees aren't that flammable
Unless a dumbass is around that's fair
abstract moth
Was kinda bummed when I realized tissue and paper were made with wood
crude ermine
A lot of things come from wood unfortunately
It's how the world is, something must come from something else
serene sage
so far*
abstract moth
Yeah unfortunately is so but the human doesn't much know temperance. Just take everything. If I remember correctly plants feel pain too, with a ultra sonar visor you could see echo ripples if you'd hurt the leaves and what not. Sadge
serene sage
it's a fallacy imo
animals eat animals everyday all the time
before we exist, and after we exist
it's not the acting of eating that is wrong, it's the scale
abstract moth
Yes still ain't nice
serene sage
just don't waste food, eat whatever
(that is safe to consume )
please no more bats
abstract moth
Ewww I saw something that said you can actually eat bugs which contains lots of proteins like cockroaches and spiders and I think crickets too? But have to be cooked in a specific way or Is unsafe. Don't know how can people eat them tho
serene sage
that's the future, old man
soylen green is't human, it's insects
grind it into a paste, adds flavoring, etc.
abstract moth
Right, I'll become a cannibal then
elfin stump
I don't think that's a moral win, chief
tawny kraken
opinions on my current build? serves me pretty well atm, the Headhunter IV still eludes me despite the countless plasteel I waste trying to get it
slate sleet
holy 🚽
thick wolf
wait hold on, is it possible to even "shove" a trapper's nest when it comes to you?
because I think I just did that
crude ermine
opinions on my current build? serves me pretty well atm, the Headhunter IV still...
I'd recommend taking scavenger
slate sleet
dead shot but no precision strikes on a headhunter build
crude ermine
because I think I just did that
Nope
thick wolf
fuck, maybe I just got close enough to him just as he was firing that net
slate sleet
wasting 2 points for 1 extra krak grenade
crude ermine
Dodged the net it seems
thick wolf
the net was like coming right at me
crude ermine
Hm
zealous wyvern
Ewww I saw something that said you can actually eat bugs which contains lots of ...
just a cultural difference
if you grew up elsewhere, you wouldnt be asking this
wanton dawn
opinions on my current build? serves me pretty well atm, the Headhunter IV still...
A bit "all over the place". You should probably trim your tree, not taking more than one talent per row until keystone, then check what you can reach with your leftover point, working on some key strong talent
For instance duck n dive with deadshot
spark helm
I mean, if you feel a certain way about it, you can just kind of grind hella bugs into flour mixes.
Willing to bet the added protein binds nicely.
As in, that's already a thing. :^)
Plus, plenty of other parts of world already eat bugs. Fried tarantula, certain roach species, spiders, etc.
thick wolf
...I'll keep using the shovel for now
zealous wyvern
good man
thick wolf
the crowd control is just too good and I've taken a real liking on the alt. attack
abstract moth
if you grew up elsewhere, you wouldnt be asking this
Not really, I should be a murderer, thief racist you name it were I was born. I don't let that define me. Same if I was born elsewhere if I'd find yucky to eat them I wouldn't eat them. Same how I cannot ever eat a dog or a cat
spark helm
Not really, I should be a murderer, thief racist you name it were I was born. I ...
Then get over yourself.
abstract moth
Nah I'm good thanks
spark helm
Plenty of places around the world that got food differences that look "gross" but are delicious, indulgent friendly and not dog shit to taste.
tawny kraken
dead shot but no precision strikes on a headhunter build
mainly because I rationalized that: on damnation, two shots kills anything not ogryn, and maulers have buckets, so a 30% against carapace is literally 17 to 22 damage
Ive debated survivalist, but I found the little damage helps cross two main thresholds, that being able to body shot maulers and ragers in three shots instead of four
And a extra krak grenade is there for probability reasons, given that a 5% trigger to regen a grenade will still roll even at full, so an extra allows you to be throwing one more consistently or better in bulk for a monstrosity when you dont have a one tap zealot on hand
zealous wyvern
Not really, I should be a murderer, thief racist you name it were I was born. I ...
those 2 are very different
wanton dawn
mainly because I rationalized that: on damnation, two shots kills anything not o...
The thing is: you miss 5% ranged dmg on your build. It offset the dmg aura
spark helm
If you got a problem with food production and some of the consequences of unsustainable food development, your problem is the industry and its benefactors. Engage that first
Maybe roach flour wouldn't be so scary.
abstract moth
Plenty of places around the world that got food differences that look "gross" bu...
I'd rather eat the same gruel over n over than eat a dog or cat I just cant
zealous wyvern
the reason you dont eat dogs and cats probably is not because you find them gross?
you just dont want to eat things you like in that way i assume
that has nothing to do with being grossed out
spark helm
Okay, that's fine. I'm not just going to eat one of those things because I don't care. If I had the chance, sure whatever. I'll try it.
zealous wyvern
ofc morally repulsive things can be gross too
sharp ember
frog really do be tasting like chicken though
zealous wyvern
i really want to try frogleg
spark helm
Considering all the shit humans already do for food, eating a dog or a cat is hella low stakes.
zealous wyvern
not the point
spark helm
Depending on where you live, it's just that much more unlikely to eat.
@zealous wyvern oh I'm still here don't worry.
zealous wyvern
what
spark helm
Don't think about it. It's early for me. I literally just showed up
abstract moth
If you got a problem with food production and some of the consequences of unsust...
I don't care, I'm not scared Is just I'd never ever try that. And I probable wouldn't even like it, like most types of fishes
tawny kraken
The thing is: you miss 5% ranged dmg on your build. It offset the dmg aura
fair, I was thinking that the 10% to toughness was more valuable than 5 seconds of better damage
spark helm
Alright then. Dope. Mfkers gon live and still eat whatever they'll eat.
You American?
wanton dawn
fair, I was thinking that the 10% to toughness was more valuable than 5 seconds ...
Sure but you also miss ironwill
abstract moth
you just dont want to eat things you like in that way i assume
No is because is inhumane same as eating a bug or another one of my kind
sharp ember
i cannae decide which folding shovel i like more, but if the mk7 spike recovered faster from a heavy it’d be a clean sweep
zealous wyvern
No is because is inhumane same as eating a bug or another one of my kind
its inhumane to eat dogs, cats, bugs and humans?
abstract moth
Alright then. Dope. Mfkers gon live and still eat whatever they'll eat.
True. Not me tho
zealous wyvern
do you eat ANY animals?
spark helm
No is because is inhumane same as eating a bug or another one of my kind
Humans decide what's humane. What's humane about a slaughterhouse? Farm raised chicken eggs? Milk?
tawny kraken
Sure but you also miss ironwill
oh I hit the think wrong in the builder lol, I have iron will not inspiring presence
thick wolf
on a scale of 1 to 10, how drastic is the difficulty spike between Heresy and Damnation for Veteran
wanton dawn
oh I hit the think wrong in the builder lol, I have iron will not inspiring pres...
Well i cannot comment that
abstract moth
Humans decide what's humane. What's humane about a slaughterhouse? Farm raised c...
Exactly I'm human and I decide it to be so others have no issue to eat them which I can't fathom how
zealous wyvern
compared to malice-heresy diff its about half as much
tranquil bronze
Melk had a PC4... so... yeah...
abstract moth
do you eat ANY animals?
I do
thick wolf
I've recently done a low intensity heresy after going through a hi-intensity with fog heresy as my first run
tawny kraken
I like nearly two hitting crushers with a shovel, very fun
spark helm
Exactly I'm human and I decide it to be so others have no issue to eat them whic...
Okay well what do you like to eat? If you knew every step in that food stuff production I can promise you you're not going to feel that secure.
Doesn't matter if you're setting yourself up with strict, choice veganism or something else.
thick wolf
I like nearly two hitting crushers with a shovel, very fun
that was one of the reasons why I want to still keep using it
the alt fire is just too fun
spark helm
You're not getting away from that reality if that's where you're going to make yourself comfortable
Like at all
Monsanto has your stomach as an exampke.
Not the only one, but a pretty big contributor l
tawny kraken
that was one of the reasons why I want to still keep using it
I like the mk 3 vs the 4, but both serve their roles
wanton dawn
Which make me realize: i need to make a real PS6 that os crusher 
sharp ember
wanton dawn
Already confirmed it is possible
thick wolf
I thought it's mark 7, not 4
tawny kraken
I dont speak latin so sure
abstract moth
Okay well what do you like to eat? If you knew every step in that food stuff pro...
Is not about security Is about principle, I'd never eat dogs or cats parrots or what not Is just no
sharp ember
you’d love the plugin that converts all roman numerals to digits
thick wolf
what makes the mark 3 appealing compared to 7?
spark helm
Then that's your principle. And it's not one that holds up tos scrutiny if you're worried about stuff being morally jank.
tawny kraken
nah I like being confused, makes me feel immersed to not speak high gothic
wanton dawn
sharp ember
pretend it’s a literacy brain implant from your administratum job
tawny kraken
what makes the mark 3 appealing compared to 7?
second heavy is strikedown, so you have the option of chaining relentless strikes or only strikedowns
wanton dawn
Need to check my purse though cuz i will have to interact with craft system
abstract moth
Then that's your principle. And it's not one that holds up tos scrutiny if you'r...
It is morally jank to eat a dog or cat for sure, like eating animals that were tamed to be company and other stuff is just wrong
abstract moth
It is
sharp ember
what makes the mark 3 appealing compared to 7?
the spike heavy rips out faster, and flows into an overhead heavy, and just the option of having a regular heavy in general
spark helm
It's morally jank to live with dogs then my dude.
wanton dawn
It is morally jank to eat a dog or cat for sure, like eating animals that were t...
Meh, i dont mind it that much
thick wolf
so the mark 7 is just a slower and a bit of a downgrade?
spark helm
How many species of dog exist that are the result of human inbreeding
Err, humans inbreeding dogs
How about cows?
wanton dawn
Cat probably taste bad anyway
spark helm
Cat probably taste bad anyway
Heard otherwise.
Like fuck the moral argument on eating domesticated animals, that's just bullshit.
wanton dawn
Heard otherwise.
Predator are usually meh though
spark helm
Okay cool, I heard different. I haven't tried it yet. Not too deeply interested but if I do I do
abstract moth
How many species of dog exist that are the result of human inbreeding
I said eating not breeding
tawny kraken
so the mark 7 is just a slower and a bit of a downgrade?
I believe the 7 spike deals more, but not have tested it, I just felt the 3 was more something I thought felt better using personally, thats why I chose it over the 7
spark helm
I said eating not breeding
And I said breeding. You're worried about animals being treated a certain way. You've already overlooked something massive.
sharp ember
so the mark 7 is just a slower and a bit of a downgrade?
mk7 has good versatile light spam, and horde clear heavies, I would say it’s better if you don’t use the spike frequently.
their spikes deal the same damage, i checked
tawny kraken
ah thx
spark helm
Your worries about eating something that you put on a pedestal that's already been viciously damaged by human interaction to me is silly.
wanton dawn
Being picky about your food is a luxury, making it a moral compass is pretty first world
thick wolf
so the 7 is all around better in terms of just crowd control, yeah?
tawny kraken
I like decimator light attacking then chaining into a spike heavy with Limbsplitter, its outstanding damage
abstract moth
And I said breeding. You're worried about animals being treated a certain way. Y...
They're pets to serve humans and others dont treat them as they should be treated still ain't right to kill and est the best friend of the man
sharp ember
I would say so
austere blade
What's the other Blessing supposed to be on a knife? Flesh Tearer?
spark helm
They're pets to serve humans and others dont treat them as they should be treate...
Yeah no. That's some euro American drivel
sharp ember
the option of having a shovel overhead from mk3 is slightly shadowed by having a spike attack
tawny kraken
true and fair
sharp ember
but even still it’s useful because it’s faster and safer
spark helm
You already fucked yourself placing that idea over someone's plate that you can't even pronounce
sharp ember
so truly? shovel user preference
spark helm
What world suddenly makes dogs suddenly that high?
wanton dawn
Btw why we talk about eating pet animal ?
spark helm
Do you share the same fucks to give about people being run ragged for fruit produce?
tawny kraken
I wont lie, I wasnt in the shovel cult until the spike, so I dont think I can truly call myself a real shovel fan
spark helm
For processed food factories?
abstract moth
Yeah no. That's some euro American drivel
No at point why make even a distinction to what you eat then. I'm just gonna kill other of my kin and their babies and cook em an eat em
thick wolf
testing both in the meat grinder
spark helm
Enjoy killing yourself with human proteins.
thick wolf
I just realized the shovel can also just trip enemies to the floor like they just turn into a Gmod ragdoll for a few seconds
sharp ember
I wont lie, I wasnt in the shovel cult until the spike, so I dont think I can tr...
I get it, I was an old school shovelist but now that spike shovels are out, I can’t go back. The spike is so versatile
spark helm
We literally cannot achieve cannibalism very well, like at all.
abstract moth
Enjoy killing yourself with human proteins.
Yeah I'm sure you won't have any issues doing that
sharp ember
casually 1 shot a charging mutie
wanton dawn
sharp ember
thick wolf
just a shovel swing is enough for a mook to fly off to the side
spark helm
Yeah I'm sure you won't have any issues doing that
Yeah man. The person completely up in arms about some silly person lamenting over fake ideals over..
A dog getting eaten.
When the food you eat is already mired in human exploitation. Your joking
You should be at least
thick wolf
casually 1 shot a charging mutie
I actually did a maelstrom that is just a mutant horde
the shovel made me not afraid of them
spark helm
Miss me with the mighty highs dude.
sharp ember
you really just eat them up one at a time like pacman
tawny kraken
casually 1 shot a charging mutie
abstract moth
When the food you eat is already mired in human exploitation. Your joking
Right so I better eat the dogs and cats rather than the food other make
tawny kraken
zealots think themselves so special
spark helm
...
spark helm
Right so I better eat the dogs and cats rather than the food other make
Yes. That's exactly what I said. Yes.
Fucking goofball
thick wolf
you can also OHKO a poxhound with it too
abstract moth
Yes. That's exactly what I said. Yes.
Yeah f that
thick wolf
one hit anywhere else as long as its the spike
spark helm
Where are you even from.coming up with this nonsense?
Please, give me one laugh
Just one
You can lie
wanton dawn
Imagine a discord argument getting somewhere
abstract moth
I don't
abstract moth
Imagine a discord argument getting somewhere
Exactly
spark helm
Imagine a discord argument getting somewhere
Yeah I'm the jackals for sure. I'm just not about to be out here reading it on my downtime without just piping up anyway.
wanton dawn
Yeah I'm the jackals for sure. I'm just not about to be out here reading it on m...
It takes 2 to tango
spark helm
It takes 2 to tango
Ggs
spark helm
we should eat them too
What they taste like?
junior haven
I have an incredibly nitpicky choice to make between 4 bolters. Any one seem like a clear best choice to y'all?
hearty panther
idk i just put sriracha on everything
tawny kraken
It takes 2 to tango
you underestimate my ability to argue with myself
thick wolf
oh right, I figured out why my newly bought mk3 shovel isn't one hitting mutants
junior haven
1?
thick wolf
it doesn't have the thrust perk
spark helm
Definitely the kind of take of some pseudo bleeding heart American
Nonsense.
Or at least sounds like it.
hearty panther
1 or 4 really
thick wolf
or maybe I just suck at hitting heads
hearty panther
i dont know if SI T3 vs. T4 even matters
thick wolf
...in the meat grinder of all places
spark helm
...in the meat grinder of all places
Try aiming your dot like...just slightly above their center
Mutants got the weirdo weakspot
abstract moth
Nonsense.
Ain't no sense, I never gonna eat that stuff and I find disgusting the thought and act of it
hearty panther
that's fine
suffice to say dogs aren't a family pet you let into your house everywhere in the world lol
thick wolf
hearty panther
ever eat a grilled tarantula?
spark helm
And even then, people in so e areas where you can eat dogs aren't even going that hard to find them
hearty panther
that'll rock your perspective of food
spark helm
ever eat a grilled tarantula?
One friend I know has.
Worried about the hairs for the texture.
hearty panther
i thought it might help me overcome my arachnophobia
gusty bison
ever eat a grilled tarantula?
Yep
abstract moth
ever eat a grilled tarantula?
Yeah ill highly pass
spark helm
Prickly shit makes my brain catch fire for some reason
thick wolf
my mk3 has a weird quirk
spark helm
Lmao
junior haven
Yeah I couldn't eat a tarantula.
spark helm
At least you tried you know?
thick wolf
it deals slightly more weakspot damage if I push them
gusty bison
The main problem with exotic food is frankly mah wallet
thick wolf
instead of the mk7's thrust
hearty panther
i'll eat pretty much anything the once if it's offered
gusty bison
Shit is expensive
spark helm
I'd try it just to see. Not my first choice.
And what's exotic for some is just normal to others. I don't have the means to just travel somewhere to some bad ass hole in the wall spot to try something I'd pretty much never get where I currently live.
abstract moth
i'll eat pretty much anything the once if it's offered
Even larvae or a human side grilled?
sharp ember
if it’s processed enough to be unrecognizable i’ll eat it 
wanton dawn
I ate horse, rabbit, porks, snail, various form of visceras, shrimps with their shell on. And raw meat. Yet i draw the line at dried grapes
hearty panther
i'd have questions about the source of a human grill, but
spark helm
Especially if it's something that's just banned from being imported or taxed so heavily that you're getting it at some fuckface expensive restaurant
gusty bison
Larvae are solid if sanitary and cooked well
wanton dawn
Heck theres maggoty cheese in some parts of europe
Illegal to sell though
spark helm
i'd have questions about the source of a human grill, but
I'll make it easy: people already made vulnerable by whatever society therein.
abstract moth
I ate horse, rabbit, porks, snail, various form of visceras, shrimps with their ...
Wha, what's wrong with dried grapes? I guess you dont like the taste
wanton dawn
Wha, what's wrong with dried grapes? I guess you dont like the taste
Bingo
sharp ember
say, anybody keeping their eyes on Helldivers 2 when it releases next month?
hearty panther
dried grapes aka raisins
zealous wyvern
what is helldivers
gusty bison
Illegal to sell though
Nah they are under a heritage food license
Its regulated but not illegal
Cannot be exported though
spark helm
In this kind of global market if we had an open human meat industry...if humans could even survive eating each other, promise you it's just going to be poor people/whatever other discriminated groups
abstract moth
Larvae are solid if sanitary and cooked well
Sooo you'd eat them?
gusty bison
Sooo you'd eat them?
Yes?
zealous wyvern
i have to pass on eating insects purely out of personal gross factor
i dont think its bad to do tho
spark helm
Only thing I'm not interested in eating is shit, humans, idk
zealous wyvern
i just think i couldnt
wanton dawn
Cant be worse than snail if you think about it
hearty panther
what if we bacon wrapped it
zealous wyvern
no
hearty panther
americans love things in bacon
abstract moth
I congratulate on your courage then, I wouldn't
spark helm
what if we bacon wrapped it
Americans assembled.
crude ermine
If the Emperor told you to jump off a building-
wanton dawn
And snails are
gusty bison
Cant be worse than snail if you think about it
Or krill
gusty bison
Only thing I'm not interested in eating is shit, humans, idk
U probably already have lmao
thick wolf
probably another question, since I use krak grenades, is it a good use that I use them against bigger threats like the enemy ogryns and certain ragers since I have grenade regen
spark helm
U probably already have lmao
Okay realistically considering the countries I've been in yeah
thick wolf
I've also been liberally using it agaisnt minibosses
gusty bison
Okay realistically considering the countries I've been in yeah
The US?
crude ermine
probably another question, since I use krak grenades, is it a good use that I us...
Yes on the bigger enemies like crushers and bosses
Ragers ehh
abstract moth
And snails are <:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926>
Do they taste like octopus?
crude ermine
And snails are <:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926>
Taste funny sometimes
spark helm
The US?
Not telling but for countries with atrocious food practices its not looking good
sharp ember
what is helldivers
the second game is a third person shooter where you orbitally drop into planets with your team as expendable grunts and fight Not!Tyranids or Not!Necrons with heavy ordinance and artillery call-ins, friendly fire mishaps included
spark helm
Lmao
wanton dawn
Do they taste like octopus?
Taste like butter and garlic
crude ermine
Do they taste like octopus?
Kinda like mussels
crude ermine
Or at least my father's
thick wolf
krak grenades are usual at the same time weird
crude ermine
Closest way I can describe the taste
spark helm
<:kekrat:712411289808404522>
Yeah...
wanton dawn
Cuz you eat snail with butter and garlic
thick wolf
they stick to only certain enemies which gave me the impression that it is the vet's sticky grenade equivalent
thick wolf
only to realize they don't stick to lower mooks and other special enemies
crude ermine
they stick to only certain enemies which gave me the impression that it is the v...
Armour
thick wolf
the halo plasma grenade brainrot
wanton dawn
Honestly though, snail is like a meat bit on the chewy side consistency wise. Taste is mild
spark helm
Haven't had the amazing horror story of opening some food product just to see parasites in it. At least not yet.
Well, maybe I never saw it. Who knows?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
abstract moth
Kinda like mussels
Ah then I dont like
gusty bison
Honestly though, snail is like a meat bit on the chewy side consistency wise. Ta...
Ever had frog?
thick wolf
yeah it only sticks to armored enemies
which given the grenade icon you'd think I've known to already after using it for a while but guess not
wanton dawn
Ever had frog?
Yeah. Taste like good chicken.
gusty bison
Mhm. Its chicken with more muscular texture
spark helm
Interesting.
abstract moth
But is small
gusty bison
And a hint of richness to it
thick wolf
tho despite that they do stick to mini-bosses that definitely don't look armored like the plague huge men or that disgusting beast of nurgen
wanton dawn
Not worth it more than once though. Cost too much
thick wolf
and man, are they important
gusty bison
Not worth it more than once though. Cost too much
This
abstract moth
Like how can it be consistent
spark helm
Made too expensive for me though. None of the areas I can think of that'd sell that are selling it not as some stupid 30 dollar meal
I hate "high end" restaurants. So. Bloody. Much.
Fucking mooks.
gusty bison
I know bear is eaten in places. Havent had a chance to try though
Heard its inconsistent and a challenge to cook
thick wolf
never tried smoke grenades tho
spark helm
I know bear is eaten in places. Havent had a chance to try though
I want it.
thick wolf
are they very useful in heresy and damnation
spark helm
If I eat the bear, then I'll basically become a super hero.
I'd like shark sometime...
Heard shark fin soup is nice. Forgot which culture the person had it from though.
crude ermine
are they very useful in heresy and damnation
Not really, compared to other nades
abstract moth
Fish sword is alright
wanton dawn
Dont eat shark. It is bad industry practice
thick wolf
Not really, compared to other nades
ouch
spark helm
Dont eat shark. It is bad industry practice
Like some whaling levels of shit?
I actually don't know shit about shark
wanton dawn
Like some whaling levels of shit?
Like you only eat the... top fin ?
spark helm
Oh
wanton dawn
Super wasteful
abstract moth
Isn't hunting sharks illegal by some of them being almost extinct?
sharp ember
and they toss the finless shark back into the water where it can no longer swim
wanton dawn
Also taste like chicken anyway
spark helm
and they toss the finless shark back into the water where it can no longer swim
_>???
Welp time to rabbit hole for a bit.
This the first time I'm hearing anything extended about shark.
abstract moth
Also taste like chicken anyway
I'm glad someone else think some fish tastes like chicken
spark helm
It wouldn't surprise me.
crude ermine
Also taste like chicken anyway
The hell is with chicken being the most commonly associated taste for animals
wanton dawn
The hell is with chicken being the most commonly associated taste for animals
Its true though
gusty bison
I want it.
Main issue ive heard is the bear's prefered meals favour its meat.
So berries are fine.
But salmon is uh... a strong flavor
spark helm
The hell is with chicken being the most commonly associated taste for animals
My guess, just how safe and ubitious chicken is for people I think
thick wolf
welp, guess I'm part of the shovel cult now
sharp ember
it's one of those "rejuvenating remedy" superstitions and image of luxury that fuel shark fin eating
spark helm
Safe as a meat option that is
gusty bison
Oh also parasites. Cos carnivore
No such thing as medium rare bear. Gotta be well done
abstract moth
The hell is with chicken being the most commonly associated taste for animals
Yeah I swear some fish tasted like chicken and I don't much like fish either
sharp ember
hmm chicken taste but fish texture
spark helm
it's one of those "rejuvenating remedy" superstitions and image of luxury that f...
Ugh. I see. That trash. I was mostly just thinking of fin soup just in the moment. Would rather have shark steaks or something. That's irritating to think about. I'll be going through some light research on the topic.
abstract moth
hmm chicken taste but fish texture
Lul ikr
umbral scaffold
If you toss a shark back in the ocean without a fin, he can't swim and will drown
crude ermine
Quite fucked really
crude ermine
If you're going to eat an animal or use it for food at least don't waste the poor thing
abstract moth
Why would the human do that, what they do with the fins anyway?
spark helm
Eat them
And flip shark fins in higher end restaurants from what I'm used to.
That type of bullshit
abstract moth
And why not kill the animal then, instead of letting them die in agony
spark helm
Another reason why I hate those kinds of circles of cooking.
spark helm
And why not kill the animal then, instead of letting them die in agony
Because the rest is likely too "costly"
gusty bison
And why not kill the animal then, instead of letting them die in agony
Why do companies not pay a living wage
Same answer there
spark helm
Profit incentives pollute everything.
abstract moth
I mean I know is just bad oofff
abstract moth
What happened
spark helm
Viewed as a delicacy and status symbol, shark fin is typically eaten shredded in a jelly-like soup at weddings and family banquets. “The shark fins themselves don’t taste of anything,” says Andrea Richey, executive director of Hong Kong Shark Foundation, a local NGO. “The taste comes only from the soup broth. It’s the texture of the shark fin that people like and the fact that it is a luxury item. It’s conspicuous consumption. It’s about showing wealth and status by ordering the best or most expensive item.”
Not the only one to use as a source for this topic but I'm already seeing where this is going.
It's not even just Hong Kong really.
sharp ember
hearty panther
It's just another kind of kaviar but the sourcing of it is really awful.
spark helm
The part that's bothering me is the high end luxury food item shit.
I fucking HATE high class cuisine dude.
ZERO TASTE
EVERY FUCKING TIME
AND ALL THE WASTE
hearty panther
expensive food stuffs =/= high cuisine
spark helm
REEEEEE
spark helm
expensive food stuffs =/= high cuisine
Oh no no, I'm specifically talking about when it's relevant.
Because you're correct.
hearty panther
i miss anthony bourdain
spark helm
Food stuffs that I like a lot over here go for way too high because of trade whatever the fuck and just well, it's hard to ship some things across waters even with the tech sometimes.
hearty panther
yea everything (almost) is sold on an international market now
spark helm
Like this one lager I like, even as someone that kind of hates beers.
Like...3 times its cost where its from
Like this is like idk um
hearty panther
we're killing the polar bears with climate change rn but if polar bear liver became a delicacy of a bunch of fuckwits in some other non-polar bear country you bet we'd have whole industries of people snowmobiling the far north and killing them
spark helm
we're killing the polar bears with climate change rn but if polar bear liver bec...
Oh no problem just sabotage the expedition vessels.
:I
umbral scaffold
When I was a wee lad
spark helm
(almost kidding)
umbral scaffold
My solution to poaching was poaching the poachers
hearty panther
that is a solution to poaching
that's exactly what some places do
it is not a perfect solution and it's a lot of hearsay involved
spark helm
Shit, follow the money.
hearty panther
"oh yeah i killed that guy because uh ... poaching. yeah that's why."
spark helm
Usually the main rap.
But nah fr high cuisine is garbage.
Yes, hundreds of money on my bill these three plates of slow cooked hockey pucks drenched in kaleidoscopic sauce. Mhm.
hearty panther
actual 'high cuisine' in the opinion of this man who just ate a row of oreos for breakfast
is a restaurant you go to, and you're served what the chef decided that day
there's no menu
there's one set experience
if you wanna not eat something that's up to you, but you don't get a say
and ima be real
i have spent $300 to sit down at one such place
and it was actually kinda fucking worth it
abstract moth
actual 'high cuisine' in the opinion of this man who just ate a row of oreos for...
Where's the milk
hearty panther
it was a legitimate experience with 15 different plates and everything lead into the next
and it was not
"oh here is kaviar flaked with gold powder and truffle sauce steeped in rhino horns" type of shit
gusty bison
Thats cos the chef gets to pick what dish best suits the day's produce
hearty panther
just very choice ingredients well presented and integrated
nothing i ate was actually all that exceptional as an ingredient, but it was all very good
spark helm
I'm not gon hold you. You got dudes that got some great ideas and great hands.
I've worked in places like this and got friends that worked in much higher.
It's fun thematically, yes. Fuck the journey to getting there and on average, fuck the clientele.
spark helm
And depending on who is running the establishment? I can't imagine forcing myself to cook for some of the people I've had to serve directly.
Literal scumbags
hearty panther
kitchens are hilarious, everybody is on drugs, and go fuck yourself susan you wanna order the fucking new york sirloin 24oz and you want me to burn it because you can't handle a bit of red in your meat? fuck you, eat shit.
spark helm
kitchens are hilarious, everybody is on drugs, and go fuck yourself susan you wa...
Yep.
hearty panther
there's a reason the kitchen staff is never the wait staff
we will kill you
also we'd never get tips
spark helm
Fuck You Susan this is hour 27.
north raptor
what blessings on a power sword? power cycler and slaughterer?
spark helm
I have five cigs left and were on double time because we got some fuckfsce corpo party of 12 in the room next to you
Your steak is divine susan.
I've eaten the other three "mistake" steaks to cover for the line cook on today
Susan
Die.
sharp ember
what blessings on a power sword? power cycler and slaughterer?
Power Cycler, the new hotness is Brutal Momentum. It will massively increase your kills-per-swing due to cleave damage reset
halcyon zephyr
what blessings on a power sword? power cycler and slaughterer?
I wish.
Depends on the sword, but PC/BM for PS6 and PC/Rampage|slaughterer for PS3
spark helm
there's a reason the kitchen staff is never the wait staff
Dawg...i
I'm not even doing this to myself today
Not like this
"Hey guys, this guy's wanted a tour of the kitchen"
Me: grips the sauté I can kill them right now
hearty panther
lmao
hearty panther
"we can do this, the dumpster hasn't been emptied yet tonight"
the truck shows in thirty minutes
spark helm
Oh oh
hearty panther
WE CAN DO THIS
slow garden
Ya'll taking me back to overtime at the factory rn
spark helm
"Hey man, you mind if I take over this station real quick. The veggies can wait right?"
spark helm
Minus the bullshit, working with people way more skilled in this stuff has nice things going for it...when the people aren't some nepo ego tripped shithead from the burbs
Lemme chill. I'm bout bitter as hell
hearty panther
i just laugh about the shit now
spark helm
like yeah it was funny now but dawg
hearty panther
oh, it wasnt that funny at the time
spark helm
Ppl really like to fuck around with kitchen staff
Like
Yo?
I'm next to the knives?
M8?
hearty panther
now i am customer-facing
spark helm
You sure?
hearty panther
and i have learned to deflect conversation with precision
my favourite phrase regarding unbelievable complains is "I believe you"
with no elaboration
spark helm
Lmao
hearty panther
i just let their words hang
spark helm
Hell nah
hearty panther
i dont have to fight to the death over every customer complaint
who cares anymore
end of the day i smoke the same joint anyway
spark helm
I made some of my coworkers laugh once with just "oh mhm, yes that's fine"
Literally in response to someone complaining about my speed when the thing they wanted literally needs time to make sure it's not fucked up
Like right in dudes face.
"You're not friendly."
Me: 🤔 "Oh no I am. I'm just telling you how this will work."
Have a good day, be safe! 😊
hearty panther
it's the socratic method
i dont make offers or solutions when people are actually being unreasonable
spark helm
I maintain my stance that food service doubles as sleeper agent suggestive priming (100% joking pls)
hearty panther
i just ask what they'd prefer me to be doing instead
and generally it becomes clear that this is either a) a bona-fide asshole or, more frequently b) someone just having a bad day
shrewd adder
That was a sweaty palms moment. 
sharp ember
MESC get
spark helm
At least with retail you got some that just, they not really being cross with you fr like you said they just overwhelmed as hell.
wanton dawn
Still speaking about food i see
sharp ember
you gotta double-check he ain't pretending
hearty panther
customers are food yes