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savage sweep + rampage [flakiac]
Because in my experience chainsword specials practically do no exist in mass armor
wrath works too but i got blessed with the sweep
XIIg is just for hoards
What would you change?
Doesn’t mk4 have a better horde moveset then?
no
because heavy attacks are slow af whenn you can set up an hoard with shoves into bash attack
Mk4 sweeps are flatter though
the bayonette for an underbarrel grenade launcher. i dont know why thats not a thing in warhammer 40k.
however isuck with helbore
and the light spam
Mk4 light spam works pretty well as well? I have wrath on mine
Maybe that’s the difference
mk4 light spam has double overhead instead of 1
infested to carapace or unyielding and gloryhunter to pinning fire or shattering impact
Ik mk4 L1 doesn’t have very high cleave to enable savage sweep
and the bash attack in xiig instantly activates both blessings
an ogryn spamming kickback, killing mostly lesser enemies decided to hide in a corner at assassination target and died
then was like "why no one come to this corner, clearly you haven't done this before"
Maybe I’ll give mk13g another go but I never had much love for chainswords to begin with
stfu kickback spammer
that weapon carried so many dumbfucks and inlfated their ego
dude took 10 small packs, 5 big packs
Really not a fan of how chainsword special just cease to exist the moment more than 1 crusher steps in
and never pull out his melee
im not a orgyn player but i kinda feel offended xD
basically why i love it
there goes my 7 game auric t5 winstreak
i dont think i will have an easier time setting up the blessings while being defensive
because of some average player with an inflated ego
FUK sorry men : S
How do u deal with carapace and mass ragers then
sounds like a bad relationshipt. you put it i nmen but yo uforgot to pull it out..
xD
tbh they need to shorten the animation for both activating it and hitting
probably still wont use it much
I has gun
sry bad joke
I can use chainaxe special just fine cuz they actually kill stuff but chainsword special is so sad
Chainaxe funny crusher 1 shot
i hate the chainsword special just as much
imma be honest stuff like the power sword makes you wonder why we need long animations just to kill 1 dude
Well power sword has horrible dodges
its mostly the stickyness for me
Can Mk13g revved heavy 2 hit a crusher?
r u from eu btw? if yes we can play togeter killing shitters
no it specializes in hoard cleare nothing more
i will kill crushers with my gun
dont think ive posted how fast a crusher dies in close range
What gun do u pair with mk13g
thats without tagging it
mi, even against ragers on T5 auric : I
need a better roll but crushers die fast enough already while kiting
and i didnt even aim at the head
imagine needing stamina to kill something
we dont use it to shove or deal with things in our faces, or deal with anything at all
its the same vid xD i jsut said its the stamina thing
yeah because 25% crit is based
and it doesnt whiggle that much around (stability
yes you need. killing 7 crushers i na row
the other passive is cool where you can regain stam to up-hold it tho
oh i have a ton of stamina regen
on curios and on the tree
without deadshot it takes like 4 seconds to kill 1 crusher but its not a solo game so the others can help
i think to be hoenst the biggest burden that the vet has is actual the stam -delay regen, not tne regen itself
i lowered my delay
how i mentioned got like 380 hours into vet but thats a real buthurt since release xD
bottom right side of the tree
u can ye
you "can". shoud" sounds meta. and im succsesfull without it
well META is a suggesiton
but ye you critbuild is 100% viable and should be played more
so yeah you can call it that, you can only suggest that someone uses the most effective tactics avaliable
they are never forced
idk about this one
seeing plasma gunners is giving me a dopamine rush
meta is something i will never use (not cos yo uuse it but other ppl that dont belong somewhere) so no offence : 3
it looked rly guud : o
ppl who are anti meta are ironic because i guarentee if i looked at your set up you have some meta choices in it
the ironic part is that since meta options are so good ppl gravitate towards some of the choices easily
in a brunin g situation im sure that extra " free dps for trade of of block n push is a good payoff in my opinion
that can safe games men
Guys send your cool veteran outfits in the thing I want to see some cool outfits I don’t know what the game has to offer
Plasma is cool but that cool wears off fast
and lol i just relaized i sound like an asshole but i dont rly mean it xD
i wouldnt know because im stuck hyperfixated on getting the 1 damned blessing
not trying anything else till melk or the emperor blesses me
What I’m currently using
Would change headpiece to scion helmet when it drops in the store
no you dont sound like one, just granted when something is remotely strong best bet is that a bunch of people have come to an agreement on some level and are using it
thanksy very much sir : 3
Which blessing are u chasing after
meta is a collection of all those good things and granted a good chunk of the community will have already been using items in that collection
rampage 4 for the xiig
i dont NEED it
i want it
Oh lmao I am also missing only rampage 4 for chainsword family
That one’s cool I’m using the pants and the jacket on that one I like the leather straps
if i have to say soemthing it has a reason and how we learned together about supressio nabout shotgunners, i learned soemthing new too
its the only blessing i have ever hunted and still havent gotten it in the 1st week of grinding it
its a myth man, im telling you
wish more people would use duck and dive btw
Hadron is purposefully not giving me stuff I’m missing
Helbore: no respite 4
Power sword: brutal momentum 4
Chainsword: rampage 4
DC sword: rampage 4 (and 2 others I don’t care abt)
the amount of free stamina ive gotten while just sliding and running is hilarious
I think I’m missing 2 tier4 blessings for infantry lasguns
Headhunter autoguns I collected all
they need to buff melk bro
By all I mean every blessing at every tier
at this point melk doesnt need to sell weapons with blessings
he should be an outlet that rotates t4 blessings only
and sells high stat weapons for the currency
but fatshark will be hesitant to give us a good thing
That bayonet does more boss dps than the gun itself
Cuz the gun needs headshots to get optimal dps
Against a moving plague Ogryn in your face it’s hard
But bayonet u just continuously stab its head easily
Melee dmg talents? Yes
Brutal momentum from your melee weapon? Also yes
They patched limbsplitter
Yes they work
im gunna do something goofy
I have a true godroll HB2 rn
25% unarmored (locked)
25% maniac
Onslaught 4 (locked)
Surgical 4
It bullies ragers
And kills everything in like 1-3 stabs
Except Ogryn enemies
back to ww2 in 40k
Agile engagement also works for HB
You get separate agile engagement buffs for bayonet kills and lasgun kills
Meaning you can keep both parts of the gun buffed up with agile engagement if you’re actually using both functions
like at all lmao something about weapon swap speed, ready speed and the braced/ ads speed makes it clucnky for mw
Also helps maintain combat axe breakpoints
Cuz my Rashad needs 5 stacks of headtaker for Dreg bruiser 1 shot
But if I have agile engagement (melee buff) active, I can swap to axe and keep that breakpoint
And use the buff duration to build headtaker stacks, so I maintain the breakpoint all the time
It’s also like one of the only 3 things keeping veteran alive so I don’t have problems with it
I think it’s fair and balanced
im using it with exhilerating takedown
You still gotta manage your toughness above 75% to make use of it
80% reduction from talents alon is kinda nutty
It’s not 80%
Pretty sure TDR works in multiplication
Not addition
hmm
Otherwise you’d be able to stack >100% TDR
im taking like 23 damage in melee from mobs tho
Infiltrate modifier -50%
Iron will -50%
COD -33%
ET (x3) -30%
It's multiplication
Yea
i thin that makes sense
So it's really diminishing returns
cause a walker does like 60 damage
and im taking 23
which is more than if it were 80% so yeah i get it
Would u say taking 2 gunner resist + 1 sniper resist is fine for curios
Not going all 3 gunner resist
Or should I swap the second gunner resist to smth else
I'm more interested in sniper BP
i have no sniper resistance and the +50 toughness is enough to stop my toughtness from breaking to 1 sniper shot
175+50*
I think I have like 189hp on my current build rn
i might be the only player to neglect hp
sitting at 170 lmao
squishy vet saved by iron will
I have a perfect health curio
+21% health
+12% stam regen
+12% block efficiency
+20% sniper resist
Both is where it's at man
What's the best of the devil's claws ?
+stamina, stamina regen, toughness and tougness regen
IV
Mark 1 worth anything?
totally fine, just that IV has a better moveset
Cause Melk has this for me
1% off on HP, throw it in the dumpster
you're absolutely right. I feel ashamed for having shared this disgrace.
whats the bes columnus mk v infantry autogun perks/blessings
deathspitter+dumdum
eeeh lemme fix that
fire frenzy + dumdum
then deathspitter +dumdum
tbh either of those 2 with dumdum they proc differently tho
that autogun is one of the bests right?
yup its the brain dead lead sprinkler
theres so many weapons on vet im slowly getting god rolls on the good ones
ads is ironsights right?
yes
what mod lets me fix the crosshair for a custom ironsight?
no clue i only use qol mods but not that one
i like the irons
I guess maniac and flak are the go to on it?
maybe carapace then
with onslaught carapace is a good contender
what perks do you need for breakpoints on plasma gun
i got this and was debating just keeping
but wasn't sure i need anything for one shots
depending on your next blessing it might need a dump
yeah what perks are must haves
t4 unyielding is beautiful
Unyielding is keepable on plasma
is manic unyielding
crit chance is a sad sight and gloryhunter is unneeded
unyielding carapace, maniac works i guess
as far as blessings go. do all the weapons in a type share blessings earned? like all the infantry autos do but the infantry dont share with headhunter?
headhunters only share with headhunters
Pretty much yes
iag share with themselves etc
got it
interesting
all you gotta do is sacrifice something to the golden throne to get them now
now if i buy a weapon skin that fits all the braced guns on vet could i use that same skin on those guns for my zealot?
It does apply to Aquilas as well, all weap cosmetics are shared basically
For the weapons that can use them
how good is serrated blade to you guys?
Bleh
guys is this plasma rifle any good :^)
In order to be good bleed needs to come in LARGE chunks or be applied over a LARGE area
that bad huh? lol
Anyone know how to make a good kriegsmen build for veterans?
like helbore shovel?
shattering impact instead of gets hot, but i could see the benefits of the other
tis servicable my good boy
Recon lasgun and shovel
place holder until you are blessed by thy golden throne
Sorry middle of a game-
Get hot is better than shattering on plasma
debatable
one affects the entire team
Not really no
literally we are debating
he is running blaze away which would imply hip firing for max damage. each shot would be applying brittleness stacks that outway the upper end amount of extra crits
tbf it's not even 80% damage
not optimal
Plasma can 1-2 shot all base enemies, up to 3. Brittleness would only applies to boss.
gets hot also needs to be edged in the upper levels of heat to be effective, where shattering impact works immediately from low heat into bursts with blaze away, tl:dr ur a redditor
Get hot allows some shot save. Brittleness do not
1-2 shot all base with charged
which the plasma's purpose literally is to deal with elites,carapace and bosses since it deals with 1 with no added stats you cover the rest
Nobody charge plasma
post karnak hardmode insignia or i dont believe a word anymore
the math makes it pretty debatable
Rofl, look at this dude
be selfish or you know dont be selfish
Imagine me connecting on winter break to take a screenshot. Oh well, lemme check post history
20
20% brittleness
idk is selfish power is worth vs allowing the entire team to mollywop a monstrosity
yeah i mean its a team game
Sorry, dont have one with my face on it
but some ppl think it's a solo experience
Only have me helping dudes
Dude comes here, talk about brittleness on plasma and call ppl redditor and expect to be treated seriously 
im the one talking about brittleness
lmao
Can you even calculate brittleness dmg increase over team based on average weapon carried ?
man is a single player only kinda guy trying to argue if he should be helping the team or not
So what ? Some ppl argued born leader was good with same exact argument
Stop playing semantics
bro if im to take what you say seriously you have to not stat opinions as if they are facts
first and fore-most
its not semantics
its tactics
ONE IS TEAM PLAY
THE OTHER IS NOT
where is the semantics
imma need you to explain this on chief
because the English aint englishing no more
Imagine saying "no semantics" then going over that kind of rant when i am not even talking about your post
Hello sir, I just made the excel spreadsheet after many tests of plasma shots. It showed that shattering impact did way more damage over long term volleys, whereas gets hot offered only an occasional 15-17% dps spike in the same sized volley. Your statements are incorrect according to the math sir.
At least get mad about you
Cool, show bp
no there is a difference in correcting how some one says something so they make more sense and correcting someone one understanding what people are talking about
but who am if knowing the defenition of words?
reported for asking me to show my bp
only mothers and wives should look at mans bp
I dont shoot helbores. Melk has this. Buy or pass? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164024363310403695/1189814851720204339/image.png?ex=659f886e&is=658d136e&hm=d4fb859007b0ea1459b72ad299a23c8ec778b50759e0446416bc91e5582aa739&
Eh Pass, Helbores are very average imo
one for the collection
what if they buff it?
I usually default to revolver, columnus, plasma, as is
unless you are low on points that's a diff story
that's a negative, it has exactly 0 of what you want on one
No Respite is OK, but its mostly a holdover blessing nowadays
I have bought a lot of rank 4 blessings lately, so im restocking
because the optimal ones blessings make a much bigger impact
do you have no respite t4?
Be careful about "optimal". You might be called a redditor
There is wiggle room 
hey is mister semantics still typing?
because the tryhard* blessings
Appreciate the opinions. I wasnt a huge fan of the hellbores but ill always take a good weapon for future use potentially
if its only meh, ill pass
Hellbore is weird. But do try using the bayonet
It is very good
And brutal momentum applies to it
careful good might not be an opinion in this guys eyes
do as you will, you may get better results from upgrading a grey with a similar stat array
Is mk3 hb bayonet good? Never really tried it. The videos of mk1 and mk2 hb bayonet seems insane
Nope
Sad
Maybe in the future, but been too addicted to this bad boy
It is way way worse
those modifyers
holy
I've been addicted to the XIIIg
Fair. I do recommend giving bm a try in psy with bayo. To feel the diff
maybe its the old vermintide in me, but i always felt the bayos were too slow/ineffective in the psykanium
I could just be doing it wrong
i dont use hellbores
Lemme check my video history
Here ya go #veteran-class message
Have a bunch of other showcast around this post. For current patch
You've convinced me, maybe ill keep an eye out and try it sometime
that looks pretty solid for the random mooks that spawn behind
Bayo has 2 weaknesses: crusher and mauler
Thats what the chainsword is for
The rest get staggered. Even rager. Not ogryns though but high dmg nonetheless
stick it in their eye slits 
Melee bayo is my favorite non-meta build 
What does it matter if it completes missions
Guess I should build a mk1 hb…
nothing because you can use anything and still complete a mission
tis my point
which helbore is highest dps?
Meta is about efficiency AND popularity imo. Few dude use melee bayo on top diff hence i call it non-meta
Also it is less efficient than plasma 
someone of us DO like seeing big numbers or like watching dudes drop like flies tho
We lost limbsplitter along the way
Hadron strives for efficiency yet she bricks weapons, curious
efficiently wasting our time
Truey
Just tainted machine spirits on the recovered weapons, hadron is a queen
wait really
yes
charging is lower dps and ammo efficiency
you charge only in niche scenarios
^
^
for example, hitting something behind cover or something like that
i pretty much only charge when I want one-taps
but outside of that, left click all day
pretty much only charge to shoot past cover and bulwark shields
We are talking plasma again?
idk i saw someone say something wrong on the internet
thought the point was oneshotting charged
and i couldnt have that
I dont think anyone argued for charged. Well, someone did try to put that in my mouth
Then again, i am a redditor so i am stupid
intended purpose maybe
Plas LMB penetrates cover
but the community quickly figured its not worth
blaze away is the best talent on it
and toughness on kill
I tried a bit and i could not get charged to get better wall pen. Does increase target pen though, about 3 fold
From 6 maulers to 14
Still meh in practice
I prefer to just set the plasma to "more pew pew" with a lot of elites
So pens multiple carapace enemies or did you target the torso
Torso. I took mauler cuz easy target
Crusher is still 1 limit
so lmb spam on all targets?
basically yes
Yup
js
i did twins hm with plasma
never charged
even once
there is just no reason to
ty all
I’m too dumb to use plasma on twins hm so I just used laspistol :p
plasma is the braindead one for twins tho
i was using column but the plasma guy on my team wanted to switch
Have you seen an all yellow scoreboard?
Plasma is not "great" against twins (boss target) but good at picking up the slacks

Also it can go through shield
I would agree, but the teammates I played with refuse to acknowledge other enemies exist. So I just took aggro and kited with laspistol
the whole point of plasma is to wipe out the other adds
in that fight
Even 3 bots can spam the boss to death lmao
that sir is called a carry
dont let the ego get too big tho
you just watch for the elites and mow them down as soon as they spawn
cause it has dumb cleave
i died once that game, and we have people quitting and others joining
Idk, maybe I just have skill issue with plasma. I had more success with a laspistol lmao
regardless I think I would still top the damage, but very scrappy game
got lucky clutched
Only thing I can bring to the table is 0 dmg taken in auric damnation
Forgot about it
I have an otherwise perfect plasma but I agree just kinda not fun to use once the novelty goes away
So yeah, plasma is good on twins but not for boss dmg specifically
Although I have quite a few hours and the plasma was one of the first guns I gravitated towards
Heat limit your dps
Bolter pre patch 13… I can never get tired of using it…
Plasma is kinda more boring than bolter was.
besides blaze whats the other blessing I need on plasma?
Sorry cant say, i am gonna get flamed
Just give me back instant reload on volley fire and I’ll convert back to bolter
xD
Tbh the stats and perks more important
Blaze Away is the really only one you need, perks are more important
rolls like this make me want to waste plasteel and get dissapointed
gets hot or gloryhunter are both ok
thanks
Gets hot blaze away is probably ny fav, but i would rather use ine with good stats and perks and no blessings
Not fair dude gets a free pass 
what perks do I need
Than chase blessings and have shitty perks and bad stats
Why is it always me ?! 
It’s a really big gun that feels familiar but exotic, powerful but precise, and now it’s just aight
I like some combination of maniac/unyielding/elites
i was gonna advocate unyielding/maniac
But tbh just have useful stats
I do Unyielding and Elites, personally
if it doesnt meaningfully reduce the number of shot to kill a target then the perk is useless
Plasma is pretty lenient on perk as well.
You have to pick what you want to reach. I dont think you can get more than 1 enemies bp per perk
Especially if you play focus target
Glory hunter and gets hot are both meta to the plasma gun tbf
is this trolling?
Unyielding lets you hit a bulwark BP, maniac lets you hit a flamer crit body BP, elites lets u hit a gunner one-HS BP
Smoke gives cancer
make sure you mod your psword into a katana
Your aura gives me cancer and aids
oh shit i forgot the katana 
or else you will lose optimalness
i would have called you a weeb but you literally can't be one
Gonna say it again, give vet mk4 duelling sword 🙂
lol
My personal suggestion would be to roll another plasma gun and hope you get either of those blessings or hopefully both, and then change the perks around because like you said they’re kinda poop
i cant believe someone actually remembers the original word :^)
yeah i spend all my gold trying to get a 370+ plasma
The rng be like that
Lately I’ve been running +30% dockets on my curios just to speed up the grind process
unless you love invis maybe not
wow
what a boring
normal looking build
how will you throw a smoke grenade at your foot and stealth teleport behind enemies with that
hint: you cant
yeah you're right
trash
imagine trying to be edgy and different
Smoke build are a signal. What signal idk, but a signal nonetheless
i got trapped and we wiped 
should have nothin personelled the trapper
😐
it's just +1 no?
Stealth is like rez shout
compared to voc you have to route an extra node, take at least 1 extra subnode, route another wasted node if you dont need onslaught/melee on the build
45s cd and you wish you had normal voc instead 
Vet tree got better but you still get way more passive value going main bottom middle
Melee without finesse bonus ? 😢
You should prob take crit and attack speed lol
Also, melee without 10% dmg node
i dont think finesse bonus on the tree gives attackspeed no?
i know finesse affects aspd on SOME weapons but
look
its a stealth build
sacrifices must be made
nerf plasma
im not even gonna play this
this was wild. Agripinaa braced with power sword
Plasma is good with any build anyway 🤡
Uh oh, stinky
ngl melee kinda cringe
like why use both weapons when i can just use the crappier out of the 2
Eh, not fair. I would not take shower even if playing smth else
Anime pfp, disregard opinion
tried not to comment on it
Moth pfp, hide your christmas hat
what is an anime
Some kind of animation but eastern
They're welcome to end my tormentous existence under the most inhumane system imaginable, crapit*lism
that's dark
Best i can do is a shoe slap
what the fuck
I have finally had my eyes opened to the amazing utility that the Mk VII Sapper Shovel provides
That is called being outplayed. Scrub !
someone hold me
I think the Mutant is trying to
okay whats the threshhold to stop pox bursters from getting through toughness
okay but
I thought it was called h...
right now im at 175 +50
what the actually fuck
not sure the exact number tho
they can do that?
spidy senses
the game said tstop playing now and go to bed
who am I to disagree
the perfect combo too
mutant grab into buster into fire bomb

oof
while I'm clearly in stealth
you rolled a 1 my guy
The classic grabbed in flames combo
Muties seems to have a target they rush to but grab might accept all target when in grab startup ?
it happens. im salty because I was stealthing man
I WAS IN ALPHA
thanks friend
you're welcome friend
so my thing isnt anime I see
Thats wyg for trying to be sneaky
i just got outplayed by the game
its chinese animation since I made it myself
Real vet shout at neighbor
its not even animated
please tell me it's not my fault
the mutie had stealth vision goggles clearly
I got used to it because of playing at 180 ping 
Donghua
you see, I am straight
I intended for my character to be a boy
im glad you could tell
therefore anything that I find attractive is a girl
He was going for your team
pretty clever for a redditor
Mine is also a boy, believe it or not
Only while targeting someone else
they dont usually pick you up while they're targetitng someone else
it happens though
I still can't tell if your char is girl or boi
MrCraime, your avatar looks like he could be in a disney film
so i literally do make the rules
so what you are saying is
the mutant, the buster, the bomber all targeted someone else
and I am the person who paid for it all 
You take that back before i spit on yah
yes
I was trying to compliment!
mulan villain looking ass 
Usually if it's targetting you, it Confused when you go invi
YOU TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE I FOLD IN TEAR
Srsly though, it is from the king and the mockingbird
Welcome to capitalism
Enjoy ur stay
Im unironically playing hellBore Las without charge
oh my god
This gun just ain't that great against a lot of stuff with charge (Just overkill)
Old movie. Obvious inspiration to the castle in the sky robot. Also french 
Yup
I dont know if word is authorized here 
i wasn't trying to shame 😔
This the same energy as when I called Tintin, French, in front of my Belgian friend
say it in French
we can google translate 👍
It is the same 
okay then say it in the French accent
Lets put it that way: this is king charles 2+3=5+3=8+8=16 from "tackicardie"
i know some french
Chances are his family is a circle
one time I talked to 2 Russians, the word casino came up, one of them can't understand when I said casino, so dude looked to the other dude
the other dude repeated the word casino in Russian accent and they immediately got it

google translate 79 in french
and then play the text to voice
that's the most relevant french
i am sorry but i will engage in national stereotypes

actually, I do have a legitimate grievance with the French
English ppl complaining about word sounding different from writing is kinda rich 
because my name has like 3 vowels next to each other
but you pronounce it like one
quite literally because of the French 
They’re Their There
Pterodactyl
As for oiseaux, "oi" is pronunced like "oie" - goose and "eau" is literally pronunced like water. "S" become a "z" sound before a vowel if not doubled and "x" is plural mark for word in "-eau" without exception to my knowledge
it is very French of you also to defend the word oiseaux 
"Imagine dire du bien des Anglais" 🇨🇵
Imagine speaking English?
I literally do mudkip
Also you are called "Gobou" in democracy birthplace
Which kinda mean "mud eater" 
Oh, we forgive american for not knowing they have a short History 
Fun fact Europe was founded when Texas Ranger Walker rode his horse through the Atlantic in 1848. He named it Eastern USA, or EU for short.
silly french peoiple thinking they invented revolutions
everyone knows there was no revolutions before america liberated the world
This chats going to get spicy
Greeks invented pizza and democracy (somewhat)
It won't
im just shitposting
Iam not 
and i have citizenship in america and japan
Or am i ?
Seize this man
Classic French, starting a revolution out of nothing
Am I American?
Oh yeah why aren't you in Tokyo rn o.o
I'll shitpost from tokyo
Just be awake at JP times
I'll have to be here with the Frenchman
Dont worry, i might post a plasma guide someday
See
step 1 : dont shower

Okay but, like, my hair is actually so fucking fabulous
If I don't shower for 2 days
No one has started a draft with the vet equivalent of ogrynomicon aye
Vets are contentious bunch
We will tear to shred whatever they post
Well...
I just play whatever works for me lol
How dare I not take desperado in all my builds
One or two hour earlier i said "get hot better than shattering"
Now i got a new title
FatShark ID to redditor
Pls tell me you don’t live in NA West as a League player
East Coast
Nice
Not US citizen though
i reinstaleld league after almost 10 years of not playing it recently
i wanted to play gwen
Eww, bet you play anivia mid
But trying to work my way there
then i tried her out in a bot game and uninstalled the game again
I'm a Vi main
thanks for listening to my blogpost
Good luck!
Quitting League is easy, I've done it 5 times already.
Anything that Sire Melk has worth getting?
Level 4 blessings
I quitted about... 8 years ago ? Give or takes
usually just level 4 blessings, or if the moons align
a salvageable weapon
I got a pretty good revolver from melk
It's personalized
I spent a decade of my life playing that game 😔
Workable replace hit and run and reload imo
the last chapmion i remember being released
before i quit
was ekko
so actually more like 8 years ya
too
just checked the release dates
What do I replace them with?
I joined when maokai was released
When you too quit Darktide, come back to league
ty melk
Maniac and Scatter
i wasted 6 years on that game
league made me too toxic
i would yell at my husband for not ganking for me
i was that toxic toplaner
you know the one

Huh? How is that possible
I stopped playing after reaching diamond if mah memory serves me right
League just does that to people, there's no shame in it
Oh I already changed it, I can get the older screenie before I did
I wish I had a partner who yells at me for not ganking
This any good?
Took me 6 years

Based?
nothing but soraka
Soraka got me to plat
and not AP soraka with the starfall shenanigans
Is your husband single?
Wait 4 is 80 percent?
he might be
Yeah basically
I thought it was lower then that
if im just a figment of your imagination
4 Should be 60% post nerf?
Please no
This was before they changed it to 60%
Aw
ya
I can still one shot crushers with it so
it was nerfed last patch

Booo
Didn't they also nerf surgical ?
you know what was my favorite thing in league
magewick
it was like a cooler vladimir
That's it then
Insulting French language segues into League 💨
Would you like to know something about Pokemon?
Only Pokémon I played was Red, so sure
Vaporeon is the most fuckable pokemon
no that's lilligant
i mean what
pls
Yo
Ravioli is my favorite pokemon
@bitter turtle bro what
An uncomfortable amount of Pokemons would pass the Harkness test.
What
Harkness test?
i like how you said nothing in this chat
until someone mentioned fucking pokemon
...
xD
It's nothing serious
I never had nintendo products when I grew up ok…
Just google Harkness test
I was a playstation kid…
Le test de Harkness fait référence à un ensemble hypothétique de lignes directrices selon lesquelles il serait permis d'avoir des relations sexuelles avec une créature fictive non humaine.
i did it
Miss me with that french shit 
Ew French
i sacrafice myself and do it
First thing I see in this chat
K, wish I never knew this
I'm glad you accepted your new title
I will throw myself before the pox hounds now
What the fuck are y'all Puritans?
i imagined the worst but its ok
It's like not even that bad
Haha
A title is earned. I will brandish it with pride
oh no
We ALL saw that
I would too
Pls no
oh no..
JP text for pokemon references ppl marrying pokemon in the past
vaporeon copypasta is literally canon
Wait wait wait... are we becoming zealot chat ?

Oh god
I just tuned in
Foxhope only had to mention pokemon once and it devolves to this…
Yuri, Justine or whatever your name is
I would Lopunny but Vaporeon?
Quick, someone mention smth about plasma
its stinky
Fair
Sorry I'm a mono-grass trainer
Plasma blessings are mediocre!
Hear me out...
Oh no...
i dont know, do they rly like snorlax that much?
ABANDON SHIP
xD arrr
Yall will never be zealot chat smh
Don’t worry about that
It's literally two potatoes with arms, a tail, some hair and a bill
Plasma fist is the signature move of Zeraora which absolutely looks like someone's fursona
into the immaterium i want
Tell me I'm wrong
Into the black ships you go
Yes
What, never fucked a potato befoee?
They knew what they were doing
A very puntable witch (almost missed my phone autocorrecting that to mountable)
Someone let me know if the upcoming cosmetics rotation in a couple hours features that Scion helmet.
Despite being German, no
Your phone is trying to guide you, son
Pokemon having more gender difference than dt skins smh
Last Pokemon thing I'll post
My phone is being corrupted and shall be cleansed in holy fire at the nearest opportunity
I love this Pokemon design so much
If fatshark makes a good female skin I’d be very fucking happy
...define good
