general-chat

[stoic lodge]

okay old man you're also gen z

[crimson yew]

Yeah but I watched the whole thing

Cuz I forgot the plot of the movie

[tender turtle]

LMAOO i actually know a guy whos mom does that

[crimson yew]

You would

[stoic lodge]

what

[crimson yew]

Most sane middle eastern parents

[stoic lodge]

how do you even monitor your kid and have a job

[crimson yew]

You can do it from your phone

if you have a security camera with an app

Like those dog cameras lmao

[stoic lodge]

this is worse than removing your kid's doors

[crimson yew]

Do people actually do that

[stoic lodge]

yeah

[crimson yew]

I thought that was always a joke

[stoic lodge]

it's like the same argument for "why do we even let cars go over the maximum speed limit"

"if there is a maximum speed limit"

[crimson yew]

I always go over the speed limit

my sister got in an accident today and totaled her car and she hasn’t even had her license for 3 weeks

[tender turtle]

that was absoulateuy amazing i love megamind

[crimson yew]

The jokes write themselves

[tender turtle]

i shoudl rewatch it its been so lonf

[stoic lodge]

you also have lore

[crimson yew]

I have so much lore

[tender turtle]

u dont lmao have u never heard of housewives

[tender turtle]

that doesnt count

[stoic lodge]

i am not rich enough to understand you sorry

[tender turtle]

if we're just talking about family members id be amaznigly loreful

[crimson yew]

my wife will not be a housewife

that mf going to daycare while we work

[stoic lodge]

grindset

[tender turtle]

thats actually not a rich people thing at all but okay

[stoic lodge]

have a kid, neglect them, keep making money

[tender turtle]

not here at least

goals

[crimson yew]

W

[stoic lodge]

idk most people ik have 2 working parents

[crimson yew]

Step 4: sell them

[stoic lodge]

how much is a kid even worth

[tender turtle]

yeah different cultures

[crimson yew]

depends on genetics

[tender turtle]

most of my friends moms dont work

[stoic lodge]

what the fuck can you even do with a kid

a kid can't labor

[tender turtle]

right why would u even buy one

[stoic lodge]

a kid can't think

[crimson yew]

I find it so funny that short guys can’t donate sperm

[stoic lodge]

a kid can't do anything

[stoic lodge]

come in with stilts and sabotage the whole shit

[tender turtle]

fr just become an alpha capitalist and use real african adults for labor

[tender turtle]

LMAOO

i didnt evn know that helpp

do u get money for donating sperm why is it such a big thing

[crimson yew]

They can donate sperm but most places don’t care if you’re under 5’9

[tender turtle]

we dont have that here

[stoic lodge]

yk how when you donate sperm they give you extra money if the kid can call you at 18

what does the kid even say to you

"hey you're my actual dad but i don't know who you are"

[crimson yew]

I would hang up on him

[tender turtle]

if a random dude called me saying hey dad and started crying or something id end the call because thats cringe

[crimson yew]

I don’t even answer most of my calls

[stoic lodge]

fr

[crimson yew]

If it’s a number I don’t have in my phone I let it ring

[tender turtle]

i love answering calls why does everyone hate them

[stoic lodge]

i fully turn my phone off for most of the day

not even sleeping or anything

[crimson yew]

If they care enough they’ll leave a voicemail

[stoic lodge]

why would i want to talk to anyone

[tender turtle]

youre literally on dsicord

youre talking to people

[stoic lodge]

yeah but you guys are people

[crimson yew]

What

[stoic lodge]

all i get are spam calls and people asking me to do their homework

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[stoic lodge]

there is nothing of value on my phone

[tender turtle]

people know im smart but they think im a bitch for some reason so they dont bother me❤️‍🔥

[tender turtle]

dp u not have friends

[crimson yew]

I think polars mom called me last week this Chinese lady left me a voicemail and I couldn’t understand a word

[tender turtle]

like dont people ask to hang out or smething

[stoic lodge]

they would talk to me with their eyeballs and mouth they know i don't pick up the phone lol

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo actually

[stoic lodge]

dude i've been getting so many chinese spam calls

[tender turtle]

not the polars mom part just the voicemail

[stoic lodge]

btw most of them are saying you haven't paid your taxes properly

[crimson yew]

Probably

[tender turtle]

how are they talking to you with their eyeballs

[stoic lodge]

so make sure you give the ccp your money properly ‼️

[crimson yew]

I get a bunch from the “police department” that my driver is on his way

[tender turtle]

also are all your friends school friends

[stoic lodge]

eye contact

[tender turtle]

thanks for the reminder

[stoic lodge]

yeah

[tender turtle]

okay but no one talks by looking ?1

[stoic lodge]

do you not look at people when you talk to them?

[crimson yew]

The supervisor isn’t gonna pleased about you mentioning the ccp

[stoic lodge]

you're more asocial than me

[tender turtle]

supervisor?

[stoic lodge]

north korea and china are friends

[stoic lodge]

dw about it

[crimson yew]

Bing chilling

[tender turtle]

i do but it doesnt mean i talk to them through it

[stoic lodge]

ufjcikingi you get what i mean

[tender turtle]

i talk to them while i look at them not by looking at them ?!

[stoic lodge]

face to face

[tender turtle]

yeah sorry im acitn glike a redditor

[crimson yew]

Telepathy

[stoic lodge]

anyways what i was gonna say 7 decades ago

in the top 10 most evil things i've ever done is actually do like 2.5 guys' homework (give them my answers cause the teacher was depressed or smth and didn't care) for all the easy assignments leading up to the final

[dull lynx]

[stoic lodge]

so they thought i would also give them my final

and in the 2 days leading up to the final i turned off my phone and dodged them lol

[tender turtle]

like final assignment?

[stoic lodge]

yeah

probably dropped the average 1%

[tender turtle]

oh neber heard of that is it just a bigger assignment

[tender turtle]

amazing

[stoic lodge]

yeah like in place of an exam

[tender turtle]

did you plan it from the beginning

[crimson yew]

It’s a culmination of all the things in the class

[stoic lodge]

i was acquaintances with them but they kept annoying me so much to send them my answers

so i was like "fuck these guys i'm gonna block them"

and then i realized the truth

made them pull an all nighter for like a 70something% lol

fuck those guys

[tender turtle]

were they at least nice abot it

[stoic lodge]

i have not talked to them since

oh you mean about the normal work

[tender turtle]

like did they suck up to u a little or did they have that annoying tone

i forgot the word ugh theres a great word i couldbe using

[stoic lodge]

it would just be like "yo polar can i get the answers to assignment xyz"

at least i was like "i'll be charitable and help this guy out"

[tender turtle]

entitled tone

[stoic lodge]

but then he told his friends

and then they asked me all the time

[tender turtle]

oh yeah thats annoying whenevr i ask people for hw im at least really friendly

[stoic lodge]

it would be a 1 liner

[proper ibex]

Can i do a 12 hour seesion today?!

[stoic lodge]

"yo can i get the answers"

[proper ibex]

https://www.youtube.com/live/-dGskatd35I?feature=share

[tender turtle]

i feel like if someone put in effort while asking id just give it like they really tried

[stoic lodge]

gl

[stoic lodge]

i usually never did cause i was like "fuck you this is my work" but idk the kindness angel struck me that 1 day

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[proper ibex]

Time to put down your phone and get back to work! Enter my room code: PVUEXRSG to plant a 50-minute Cherry Blossom with me!
You can also tap on this link to join me: https://www.forestapp.cc/join-room?token=PVUEXRSG

[stoic lodge]

now i am back to not giving people my work ‼️

[tender turtle]

the kindness angel had to strike for u to give free homework😭

[stoic lodge]

what other kindnesses would i show 🤦

[tender turtle]

ive been askef for hw like twice in the past 3 years by the same guy

[crimson yew]

Yeah he gotta get into waterloo somehow

Manipulate those kids

[tender turtle]

idk why no one asks me do i look that mean. id say no but how do they know that!!

[stoic lodge]

no these guys are shitters they are not gonna get into ontario tech

[stoic lodge]

people say i look unhappy

(it's the rbf)

[crimson yew]

My resting face looks like I’m gonna shoot myself

[tender turtle]

me too

[stoic lodge]

🤝

i'm glad we can all share this

[crimson yew]

To the point people will randomly ask me if I’m okay

[tender turtle]

ive been told i look depressing which is pretty upsetting since im usually thinking about really nice cute thigns

[crimson yew]

Like bro I am just sitting here

[stoic lodge]

DUDE IKR

[crimson yew]

My old boss would do that lmao like what am i supposed to do walk around smiling

[tender turtle]

oh ive never had that im just generally avoided by people who arent already my friends

[stoic lodge]

this dude i wasn't too good of friends with in sem 1 but we are friends now deadass told me he thought i was suicidal

how do you even get to that conclusion

[tender turtle]

goddamn😭

[stoic lodge]

we talked 3 times max

[crimson yew]

So true

[tender turtle]

thats such a huge assumption to make what hte hell

thats weird

[stoic lodge]

he's weird

but not in a weird way

just a weird way ykwis

[tender turtle]

you dont seem like you think about reallt nice cute things

[crimson yew]

No i was agreeing with them

[stoic lodge]

ryan sleeps with a teddy bear

[tender turtle]

oh okay

i fucking love teddy bears

[crimson yew]

I have a Kirby plushy

But don’t sleep with it

[stoic lodge]

i have a canada goose stuffed animal lmaoo

[tender turtle]

i have one of these

[stoic lodge]

the most chinese-canadian stuffed animal to own

[tender turtle]

ill send wait

[crimson yew]

I’ve had somebody tell me they were scared to talk to me cuz i looked scary

[stoic lodge]

they are trying to say you look like a shooter 🧐

[crimson yew]

I don’t look like a shooter in the slightest

[tender turtle]

id def be scared of you yeah

[crimson yew]

I have no dark features

The stereotypical shooter is like emo

[tender turtle]

yeah with the fluffy hair

[stoic lodge]

ryan seems like the type of guy with short hair

[crimson yew]

James if he was emo

[stoic lodge]

maybe that's just because his name is ryan

[crimson yew]

I look like kit conner if he had blonde hair

[tender turtle]

god i hate that hairsrtle i still see boys with that fluffy over the eyes 2020 hairstyle

[crimson yew]

The opposite of menacing

[tender turtle]

is kit conner not blonde

[crimson yew]

He’s ginger

[tender turtle]

wtf

[crimson yew]

Bro is hating on James

[tender turtle]

i think gingers are just wiped from my memory

every time i see a ginger i remember them as blondes

[crimson yew]

Ginger hater

[stoic lodge]

the perms are out of style now

[crimson yew]

I hate perms

[tender turtle]

thank god

[stoic lodge]

the curls at least

the fluff line up is in idk what it's called though

[crimson yew]

The ends of my hair are curly but that’s it

[tender turtle]

ngl i dont pay enough attention to men to notice their hair anymore

[stoic lodge]

"fluffy edgar"

[crimson yew]

Sigma booger

[tender turtle]

thanks❤️‍🔥

[crimson yew]

I think perms are still in style I still see them

[stoic lodge]

they are not hot anymore is what i'm saying

[tender turtle]

i noticed early on that arab males are better avoided early on. ive had one singular irl male friend inmy life

[stoic lodge]

there's new shit now

the meta has evolved

[boreal ermine]

lmao

[crimson yew]

This really annoying tiktok kid at my school had one and my friends and I would make fun of him lmaoo

[tender turtle]

this guy here is a good example

[boreal ermine]

ouch

[boreal ermine]

تمام

[tender turtle]

no offense arab bateman

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo have u all been lurking sho had

[boreal ermine]

why are they better avoided though

[stoic lodge]

how many of you guys were watching that whole conversation 🤨

[tender turtle]

shayfeen il anime pfp...ya allah

[boreal ermine]

i just got here cause i was banned from another server

[tender turtle]

theyre all like homophobic anti feminist nazis who really hate pronouns

[boreal ermine]

because apparently i was "promoting violence and ableism" honestly all i did was share a story how i fought a bully for like 30 mins and i was the one who got a warning, plus i also spoke about how people should get their mental health checked to see if they're fit to be parents or not

[stoic lodge]

free palestine but my money israel

[tender turtle]

or really pretentious "feminists" who think theyre better than everyone

[tender turtle]

lmfao again

[stoic lodge]

tell me that image of the money in the takeaway box isn't crazy

[tender turtle]

and abliest

[tender turtle]

yes its amazing

[stoic lodge]

and the lv monogram tattoo

that image is so wild

[tender turtle]

oh i didnt notice that wait

[stoic lodge]

look at his arm bruh

[tender turtle]

oh yeah

😭

[boreal ermine]

probs the older gen is like that

eg millenials and boomers

[stoic lodge]

new gen of arab just dropped

@tender turtle can you get a new funny name

A Levels | CS is so long

[tender turtle]

nah dude the younger gen is exactly the same they just think theyre a little more "منفتحين"

[tender turtle]

can we stick with mclovin i love it

[boreal ermine]

u r not the one talking about pfp

[boreal ermine]

lmao, i'm algerian and i never had that kind of mentality

[stoic lodge]

that is already real

manufacture your own name

[tender turtle]

yeah maybe its a little different for u

[boreal ermine]

plus depends on which country we talking about, if it's about saudi arabia idek what you expect

[crimson yew]

‼️‼️‼️

[stoic lodge]

yo those guys from fucjing arkansas are real wild right

[boreal ermine]

yeah but that wouldn't change the fact that i got banned from the only french active server i was in

[crimson yew]

Forgot Arkansas existed tbh

Nobody talks about them

[stoic lodge]

ark ansas

[boreal ermine]

what's Arkansas

[stoic lodge]

deez nuts

[boreal ermine]

new fortnite map just dropped?

[boreal ermine]

doesn't even..... nvm

[stoic lodge]

gottem

[crimson yew]

Polar better memorize the US map soon so he knows where he’s gonna go after cali explodes

[boreal ermine]

there's no country in africa that starts with k

[stoic lodge]

watch me pop off on the naming the states quiz

[crimson yew]

Kfrica

[stoic lodge]

kansas dick fit in your mouth

[boreal ermine]

nice try

[boreal ermine]

Kenya

[stoic lodge]

🪦

[boreal ermine]

ok that's too far, i was talking about a dn joke but you're mind is more f'ed up

[stoic lodge]

rip bro

[crimson yew]

WWW

[boreal ermine]

kenya fit deez cashew nuts in your mouth

[crimson yew]

Rip bozo

[stoic lodge]

smoking on lancelot pack

[boreal ermine]

lmao

u got me ngl

[crimson yew]

Lancelot of deez nuts in your mouth

[boreal ermine]

yeah i def suprised you by making it cleaner

[stoic lodge]

‼️

[tender turtle]

not saudi but close enough lol yeah

[boreal ermine]

oh hell nah

[boreal ermine]

<@&942391219206647828> 🫡

[boreal ermine]

LMAOOO

[crimson yew]

Cyber bullying

[stoic lodge]

huh ⁉️

[crimson yew]

My time has come

[boreal ermine]

hehe

[stoic lodge]

what did my bro ping them for

[crimson yew]

My first warning

[boreal ermine]

the mods at the french server turned my 1st warning into a ban

[crimson yew]

Cuz the French suck

[tender turtle]

like ever

[boreal ermine]

for no apparent reason

[stoic lodge]

the official discord of france?

[crimson yew]

What

[stoic lodge]

what is the french server lmao

[boreal ermine]

no for french speaking folks

like canadians and north africans

and others who wanna learn

[boreal ermine]

i'm starting to feel resentment against them ong

[stoic lodge]

racist arc

[tender turtle]

youve never gotten a warning before? on any server

[crimson yew]

I only liked the French when they helped up beat the British to a pulp

[stoic lodge]

i've gotten so many warnings if ryan hasn;t that will shock me

[boreal ermine]

idgaf about what you think, that ban was unfair

[crimson yew]

Oh I def have believe me

[boreal ermine]

i sent an appeal right away

[tender turtle]

only starting to? thats surprising

[crimson yew]

I got my first discord account banned

They took it down when I was in like 7th grade

[boreal ermine]

LMAO HOW TELL ME EVERYTHING

[tender turtle]

oh okay makes sense

[tender turtle]

didnt we all

[stoic lodge]

bro wants to study 📖

[stoic lodge]

i didn't 🤷

[crimson yew]

I was hatecriming furries which is a bad idea cuz a lot of discord devs are furries

[stoic lodge]

hot take:

[tender turtle]

you dont count youre just eternally like, there

[boreal ermine]

i once said the r word in an r/apple community server cause the dude started it

[stoic lodge]

furries are pretty chill until they start doing like the furry-talk-speech thingy

[tender turtle]

whats an apple community

[stoic lodge]

if you say ":3" you gotta leave

[crimson yew]

Is it like apple Steve Jobs or just a sub reddit about apples

[boreal ermine]

a community to talk about apple products

[tender turtle]

oh yeah i fucking love furries i think theyre very cool and impressive

most of them arent like perverts

[stoic lodge]

fucking love furries may be too extreme i think they're based

[tender turtle]

oh okay

[boreal ermine]

i respect their desire to not want me in the server so i didn't join with my new acc

[stoic lodge]

i've seen a fursuit in a car

[crimson yew]

You should apply to Berkeley so you can witness the furry war

[tender turtle]

holy shit i forgot they were real

[stoic lodge]

but actually idk if it was a fursuit it might have been like a mascot costume

[tender turtle]

LMAO WHAT

i need the xontext rn

[stoic lodge]

what is happening at berkeley lol

cali is not an accpeted answer

[boreal ermine]

idk

[crimson yew]

There’s a lot of furries at Berkeley cuz it’s California and some people come to protest them

[stoic lodge]

protest furries

[crimson yew]

I need to find a pic brb

[boreal ermine]

why though

[tender turtle]

most american sentence

[stoic lodge]

the people protesting furries must be crusty as shit

[boreal ermine]

i thought that the furry community was all about yiffe and zoofilia

[stoic lodge]

what is yiffe

[tender turtle]

oh shit my breaks over bye guys

[boreal ermine]

don't google it please

[stoic lodge]

holy shit you lvie in kuwait

sleep

‼️

[tender turtle]

yes gn

[boreal ermine]

gn

remember to not hate arab men

[tender turtle]

never

[stoic lodge]

lol

[boreal ermine]

why is misandry normalized

[stoic lodge]

arab bateman pioneers new way to evade warnings: delete your warning-worthy messages

[boreal ermine]

i hate double standards ngl i'm trying to keep this acc as clean as possible

[tender turtle]

it doesnt matter its not like i actually have power over you

[boreal ermine]

actually you can

[tender turtle]

i dont literally hate you personally

[boreal ermine]

any woman can have power over me

[crimson yew]

Me when I grab the pepper spray and eat it in front of her

[boreal ermine]

or over other men

[tender turtle]

okay im leaving ive beefed with too many pixels today

[boreal ermine]

i have beef with myself

[stoic lodge]

grind

[boreal ermine]

i am

i have beef with my not-grass-touching self

i am currently taking advantage of that self

i am progressing

[proper ibex]

https://www.youtube.com/live/StEpXMvWW_k?feature=share

Sorry homies my stream crashed

[boreal ermine]

did you get permission from the mods?

[proper ibex]

To do what

Study?

Weirdo

[daring elm]

hey yall, been looking at chegg to help with my studies... anyone have any input/advice or personal reviews of it?

[crimson yew]

It’s pretty good I use it for physics and chem

[rotund lichen]

Why yall awake

[crimson yew]

A lot of the people do a good job explaining things

[crimson yew]

It’s 8:30 bro

Grandma

[rotund lichen]

Oh right

[crimson yew]

It’s past polars bed time

[rotund lichen]

I was supposed to sleep for 2 hours and now i aint have time

[rotund lichen]

Oh pm? Damn i wish

[crimson yew]

I thought you weren’t gonna sleep

Cuz test

[rotund lichen]

Did 9 hour session my eyes were blurring over i needed to rest

[crimson yew]

Wtf

[rotund lichen]

And now i aint PASSING SHIT

[crimson yew]

Fr me tomorrow

[rotund lichen]

I ONLY HAVE 3 hours😭

[crimson yew]

You better get to studying more

Grindset

[boreal ermine]

nah promote the stream

[rotund lichen]

Fr if i didnt just study only before tests shit would be great

[boreal ermine]

of sleep?

[rotund lichen]

No Before test

[boreal ermine]

for me i just study 2 whole chapters before submitting a test (i am at a distance education school)

[rotund lichen]

I just cant study without pressure

[boreal ermine]

or 1 or 3 depending on the subject

[boreal ermine]

don't worry i'll hold you at gun point from now on

[rotund lichen]

Sure

[boreal ermine]

are you an infp?

[daring elm]

its such a bad habit 😭 but i cant study nearly as well any other time

the stres gives me super powers istg

[rotund lichen]

Yes 😭

[rotund lichen]

Exactly im unstoppable fr

[boreal ermine]

damn we can relate

[daring elm]

where do i find that personality test thing

[rotund lichen]

🤝

[boreal ermine]

16personalities.com

[daring elm]

deop thanks

[boreal ermine]

np

[torpid storm]

helo

[boreal ermine]

hi

[daring elm]

apparently, i am an infp-t

took me half an hour to do that form cuz i kept getting distracted

[vale garnet]

I got the shittiest grade in my class for the test I studied the hardest for

[rotund lichen]

oh nyo

[wet linden]

Why does the overthinking get worse when ur sick??

[wet linden]

Congratulations my love

It's ok you'll live and witness worse

[vale garnet]

Wtf

[rotund lichen]

At least u passed

[vale garnet]

Who said I passed

[rotund lichen]

[wet linden]

Daannggg sry I hope u move on

[vale garnet]

I got 25% on this test, I need to get 75% on the next one in two weeks or I fail

To get passing average 50%

[wet linden]

You've got this

[vale garnet]

[vale garnet]

Thenk u💪

[rotund lichen]

🫡

[vale garnet]

🫡

[wet linden]

Remember that u don't always have to do the "best", sometimes even "good" is enough

[vale garnet]

Yeah I learned that this semester

[rotund lichen]

Best? I only ask for 51%of my grade in like half of my subjects

[vale garnet]

Apparently my professor has never given a single student an extra mark to pass, and as a lawyer he said he’d bully any judge that he gave an extra point by saying “he only passed my class because I gave him an extra mark”

[rotund lichen]

Actually understandable

[vale garnet]

In a irl trial 🤣 savage

[rotund lichen]

Last semester tho my professor gave extra 1 point to a dude who called him and said he works bc he lives alone and he only ever attended to his lectures

Bc he doesnt have much time

I think he was moved 😭

[vale garnet]

I see

Yeah probably never happened to my professor, not according to what he says at least

Probably a few exceptions in his life, his career is over 40 years

[rotund lichen]

Well law professors are shit

[vale garnet]

Is that a universal thing? I thought it was just here 😹

[rotund lichen]

Nah dude

My unis law department has like boycott once a week bc of professors

[vale garnet]

The law department, staff and students included, makes Arkham Asylum look like Disneyland.

[vale garnet]

Oooh

At least they boycott them tho, here the students only care ab themselves, they won’t protest if it means losing a favor from a professor

[rotund lichen]

Oh hell no

One law professor is like part of parliament

And let me tell u

Shit gets pretty fucked up if he does something gen z doesnt like

[vale garnet]

That would be illegal here lol

[rotund lichen]

Dude cant attend his own lectures

[vale garnet]

Developing country struggles

[rotund lichen]

Yes

[vale garnet]

Lol shits crazy in the BRICS

[rotund lichen]

Situation is like rly tough here now so

[vale garnet]

Thx for the support guys, imma head out and sleep, and as u can see I got a lot on my plate kek,take care @rotund lichen ❤️

[rotund lichen]

Good night 🍕

[vale garnet]

Lol I tagged the wrong person, take care dear ❤️

[rotund lichen]

U too

[high ore]

just pass it cuz u will blame urself but sometimes this will happen to u life will punch u in the face but u have to get up and punch her back too

[steep pier]

Why the FUCK were you up at 4:50 am

[high ore]

what time is it for u

[steep pier]

6:35 now

[high ore]

but she said that at 2;50

[steep pier]

Yeah she's a stupid mf

She slept 4 hours

[high ore]

i mean everyone have some condition

[steep pier]

Yeah but she is STUPID

[high ore]

why do you insult her all the time i can't get it tough

[steep pier]

Cuz she is STUPID

[languid gazelle]

Hallo

[rotund lichen]

Oh stfu

I was fucking studying

Ya cant relate

[leaden panther]

well shi

[rotund lichen]

His way of caring

[steep pier]

I cannot relate studying at 4am no

[flint jolt]

What

[boreal ermine]

Shit c programming also went terrible

[rigid sinew]

I always wake up at 4 am and study

[vague pilot]

hello

[jolly egret]

Imagine

[rare oasis]

hello

[boreal ermine]

hello

[rotund lichen]

Hello

[high ore]

there is nothing more chad than a cat stung by bee

damn its so funny

[errant spoke]

Ap world is killin me

[vague pilot]

chemistry

[errant spoke]

also killing me

[haughty oak]

hello

[rotund lichen]

They are so cute

[errant spoke]

This chat is a true representation of how discussions go at 3 am

[jolly egret]

Baby seals

@turbid vector would throw em until they explode

[vague pilot]

guys what do u think is a good esport team name

[boreal ermine]

Guys i am going for movie with friends crush is there too, I haven't talked to her for months neither irl or online is there any way to turn the tides?

@dull lynx

[boreal ermine]

[topaz bluff]

Feet hunters

💀

[narrow shell]

sup guys

[hybrid flare]

mornin

[dull lynx]

just talk to her man

[boreal ermine]

everyone knows i like her including her

it's weird

@dull lynx

say something

[dull lynx]

something

[boreal ermine]

bitch

[dull lynx]

no u bitch

[boreal ermine]

ok i do act like one

having crush is really crushing

dammit

I will regret going

[dull lynx]

no it's ok just chill

[boreal ermine]

I melt every time I see her

Hwlp me

[dull lynx]

be stronk

[boreal ermine]

hell nah

[errant spoke]

No.

Keep your priorities straight, not the useless wants.

👊

[boreal ermine]

i like her

[steep pier]

My man just relax

If you haven't talked to her in months start now

And build something from there

[narrow shell]

going insane from all the anxiety

i miss being on meds lol

[boreal ermine]

Hey

[narrow shell]

hey

sup

[boreal ermine]

@narrow shell hey

[narrow shell]

hows it going

[boreal ermine]

@narrow shell good hbu

[narrow shell]

not too good tbh

[boreal ermine]

@narrow shell its ok ull be fine

[narrow shell]

thanks, i hope so

[flint jolt]

O

[narrow shell]

hi cinnabun

[rotund lichen]

Hello

[topaz bluff]

Chase

[steep pier]

IM GOING TO MAKE
pasta

[high ore]

btw do you break the pasta before putting it in the pan or not

[haughty oak]

hi

[steep pier]

never.

y would you break your ducking pasta

[flint jolt]

Hello Anis!

[high ore]

i mean i didn't break it once but it came hard in the middle

its like eating glue

[steep pier]

It's al dente

Boil the pasta until there are lots of bubbles coming up

Then put the pasta in for 5 min

[high ore]

what is that

fine i will try it i mean no one is better than an italian

in pasta

[rotund lichen]

If ur boiling pasta

[jolly egret]

Yeaaa @dull lynx and every other brain dead Idot learn

[rotund lichen]

How do u put pasta in boiling pasta

[steep pier]

???

Pasta in boiling water you idiot

[jolly egret]

Pretty sure akari breaks it

And logic just lets it stand

Or the flower thingy

[rotund lichen]

I break it yeah

[jolly egret]

I KNEW IT

Doesn’t it feel weird tho

Cuz shorter

[steep pier]

She likes shorters

[jolly egret]

That ain’t no pasta bro

[steep pier]

I know bro

[rotund lichen]

Wtf is wrong with u

[jolly egret]

That’s some vermicilli stuff

[jolly egret]

Hold up u break it tho-

Anyways how was calc stuff

[rotund lichen]

Stfu dont remind me

[jolly egret]

Wasn’t me bro

[rotund lichen]

Studied that sh for 9 hours

And still cried after it

[dense fox]

Are you taking calc in hs

[jolly egret]

So it was decent?

[high ore]

damn how is the exam

[rotund lichen]

Im first year in uni

[jolly egret]

Boi’s old

Anyways @steep pier milk in tea or nah

[dense fox]

oh sh, I feel smart taking calc in hs then

[jolly egret]

🤓

[rotund lichen]

🤓

[dense fox]

Are you taking calc ab?💀

[steep pier]

Yeah man

[rotund lichen]

Its a level if thats what yall call it idk

[jolly egret]

Finally bro did u know that people drink green tea without milk and sugar

It’s spicy watah

[dense fox]

a level? 😂

[rotund lichen]

I drink everything without sugar

[steep pier]

Let them be I guess

I drink coffee with no sugar

[dense fox]

What do you drink other then water

[jolly egret]

That’s fair it makes sense but tea? Idk

[steep pier]

I drink tea with no sugar too

[jolly egret]

Diabeto?

[rotund lichen]

No i like it

[jolly egret]

Bro wot kinda drugs damn

[dense fox]

you add honey not sugar

[jolly egret]

NVM

[steep pier]

Anxiety

Denny? More like DENYYS

[jolly egret]

Ahh the best kinda drug also someone said something bout peach water

[steep pier]

AMIRITE

[jolly egret]

Best restaurant ever 💪

Even tho I’ve never been there and didn’t even know it’s a thing

Wait lemme check if that exists at my place

[rotund lichen]

Peach tea is nice idk about peach water

[jolly egret]

Nvm there’s a pub tho

[jolly egret]

Think it’s tea ye and u drink that without sugar as well?

[dull lynx]

I am

[jolly egret]

Learn harder

Alr imma start nerdism in a bit cya

[steep pier]

Can someone slap me in the face ty

[rotund lichen]

Yes

[dull lynx]

gotta love waking up 5 mins before my class 💪

[rotund lichen]

U dont have to ask twice

[dull lynx]

aight cya nerd

[steep pier]

Nah not you

Need a manly slap

[rotund lichen]

I will fuck u up for that

[steep pier]

Can someone come get her

Need someone to slap some sense into me too

[stoic lodge]

chatgpt and roza both agree that cold water tastes spiky

[native star]

Haalo

[vale garnet]

💪

[dull lynx]

why are we refering to life as a female

[dull lynx]

hi

[high ore]

is it they/them ?

[dull lynx]

lmao

it/its 💅

[high ore]

i mean cuz its female in arabic so the translation in my head made it too

[dull lynx]

yeah it's ok

[native ivy]

@elder garden adam nasıl böyle bir blunder yapabilir??

[elder garden]

aklımı yitirdim...

hala konuma bakıyorum

[native ivy]

İnanılmaz bir acemilik

[elder garden]

Nepo napıyor, i na nıl maz bir acemilik

[native ivy]

istek atamıyorum kısıtlamışsın gizliliğini

[elder garden]

sağ olsun bazı harascı insanlar yüzünden kapadım, atayım ben

[high ore]

ayo u might get banned this is english only u can use different language in #non-english-chat

[native ivy]

sorry you are right

[high ore]

np

[tall kindle]

somebody help with prerequisite for class 12 CBSE

idk the basics

i need to get strong in basics

for PCM

[dull lynx]

how did u do 11th

[flint jolt]

Pain

[languid gazelle]

....vector algebra,calculus,matrices,3d geometry,vector geometry

How tf are you in 12th if you asking?

[indigo yew]

guys can I catch your attention for a sec

i just need some peoples opinion

can like someone ping me pls if you wanna help

[flint jolt]

Go on

[boreal ermine]

brother we in 11th

how you so

wise

[indigo yew]

so like i have 2 art pices made by myself and like i want your opinion to describe what you can see

[dull lynx]

yes please show me as well

[indigo yew]

wow

ok wait

[boreal ermine]

me too

[indigo yew]

ok

[flint jolt]

Woah let's gooo

[indigo yew]

like it isnt that good but like i need to write a text about it and like we had to draw opposites like warm and cold or loud and quiet

and im not sure what mine is

[dull lynx]

its ok art is art

[indigo yew]

but like thats why i need you guys to tell me which opposites you see in there

so gyus @dull lynx @boreal ermine and @flint jolt you will find my art in #art-help

[flint jolt]

Um what channel is it cause I've basically hidden most of them..

[indigo yew]

the art channel

[flint jolt]

Give me a category, mate

[crude igloo]

[indigo yew]

art-help

[tender turtle]

i hate british people

[boreal ermine]

I love british people

[tender turtle]

i only love mista penguin

[boreal ermine]

yeah me too

[tender turtle]

rare arab bateman W

[turbid vector]

throw what

baby seals?

how big are they

[stone sentinel]

yo any jee aspirants here

[boreal ermine]

yo sup

[tall kindle]

i wrote retest

and 2 years of pandemic

[boreal ermine]

hello👋

[boreal ermine]

yo sup

[dull lynx]

hi zero

[boreal ermine]

solving maths and made some comfort food, quite windy outside might rain. wassup? how you? what u upto today bischy

[boreal ermine]

hoii saashi, wassupp🤌

[dull lynx]

doing meth wbuuu

[boreal ermine]

i got wet coming from school😫

[dull lynx]

saashi 👀

[boreal ermine]

Today i forgot to plug in my headphone and blasted all the girls are same by juice world in the library for solid 30s because i panicked and my brain just stopped working

[dull lynx]

NOOOOOOO

[boreal ermine]

me doing meth as well. Doing it for 4 days I can't anymore-😩

[boreal ermine]

💀💀💀

[boreal ermine]

oh noo

😔

[dull lynx]

so fun omg

[boreal ermine]

They will forget it. It was so embarrassing i loved it,I had a good laugh afterward

[boreal ermine]

what did they do

[boreal ermine]

laughed

in the library🤯

girls are always girls

me and my ex friend flirting in the library💀💀💀

[boreal ermine]

ex friend 🫦

[boreal ermine]

yeah she is very toxic

[boreal ermine]

what she do?👀

[boreal ermine]

umm its very complicated

[boreal ermine]

she always tried to make me jealous

[boreal ermine]

sheesh i hate that kinda people. Hugs to you bischy 🫂

[boreal ermine]

i hate too, thanks 🫂

I get jealous easily I wish it didn't have to be that way. I would seriously beat her if it was a repetitive pattern of behavior💀

[jolly egret]

imagine

[jolly egret]

decent size puppy ig

[boreal ermine]

there are a lot of people who can abuse it💀

[jolly egret]

pretty sure u would do the same thing u wanted to do to a pup

[boreal ermine]

@jolly egret how did u do? - exams

[turbid vector]

love you too 💋 i didnt see that D:

[turbid vector]

nah only hamster size

[jolly egret]

Pretty good ya one went amazing and the other was a sorta evil question paper but chill

When’s ur next exam

[jolly egret]

Poor hamster

[turbid vector]

no mercy 🤩

[jolly egret]

U ever kill ur pet before

[turbid vector]

no

[dull lynx]

yes

[jolly egret]

Very very unexpected

U ever “accidentally” kill somebody else’s pet

[steep pier]

Always.

[boreal ermine]

15 may

[jolly egret]

Ahh and finals in June ish?

[boreal ermine]

Yesh

[jolly egret]

How many sessions today

[sterile saddle]

Hlo

I'm new here

[dull lynx]

hello, enchantee! (pun intended) lmao

[sterile saddle]

Hlo

[dull lynx]

sup

[boreal ermine]

7 I'll do 9 today

[tall grotto]

Hi does anyone know a web or app for making schedule?

[sterile saddle]

Please guide me and be kind I'm already anxious 💀

[jolly egret]

Ahh it isn’t a “casual” 10 today I see imagine

[jolly egret]

Hello there @flint jolt is the nicest and @dull lynx is super evil just saying

[boreal ermine]

U should do 10 everyday it's helpful

[dull lynx]

nothing to be anxious about we are all brain ded here (except me, im pretty sane)

[jolly egret]

Bro-

On a campus day? Impossible

During exam stuff? It’s fair

[jolly egret]

Liar

[dull lynx]

jeez i cant even do 3 properly

[dull lynx]

no, really.

[jolly egret]

Cuz evil

[dull lynx]

cuz school

[boreal ermine]

Look at james boy

[jolly egret]

Nahhh attendance ain’t mandatory for em

It’s 80% or drop the subject for me

[jolly egret]

Bad

[boreal ermine]

Wake up at 2:00 am then u'll get a lot of time

[dull lynx]

sacrificing sleep?

[jolly egret]

Boi I’m already sleep deprived

[dusty rune]

then be more sleep deprived

[jolly egret]

If I wake up at 2 am that’s gonna make me go insane

[dull lynx]

u can do the same thing but sleeping a little later and get more sleep

[boreal ermine]

Yesh do it until u die

[jolly egret]

No u

[dull lynx]

dude for 2 weeks i got like 4-5 hours of sleep i died

cried every morning and after school 💀

[boreal ermine]

U still talking tho from grave ig

[dull lynx]

true

[boreal ermine]

Well u don't need to study a lot- u r small

[dull lynx]

so what my syllabus is never ending its lengthy as hell

[boreal ermine]

U'll do it in 3 days

[simple finch]

howww to get back to studying while being exhausted and lazy asf

[dull lynx]

not the best idea

[simple finch]

when's the next stream

[dull lynx]

ask james he must know

[boreal ermine]

Look 8 months of happiness n 3 days of stress

[dull lynx]

just do it

[dull lynx]

and the next few years of distress

[simple finch]

okay nike, not helping

[simple finch]

Not here rn

[dull lynx]

i can pass this year if i do that but if my basics aint clear how da hell will i take sciii next year

[dull lynx]

sori thats what i do, drink some water go for walk and then slowly take your time to start

[boreal ermine]

Tell that to your seniors they will surely laugh

[dull lynx]

theyre crying

[boreal ermine]

Then they don't know how to live

Alr i was jk

[simple finch]

feels great when i realise it's my last year of school

[dull lynx]

so true ninja i agree

[boreal ermine]

Ngl @dull lynx i see u everytime here

U should focus more on your studies

[dull lynx]

yes true the year just started so im just tsking it slowly hehe

[boreal ermine]

Or do sth else this stuff is useless like talking to strangers

U can learn some skills

[turbid vector]

cookie clicker

[steep pier]

@stoic lodge If I have a test for next week, how many times should I use the flashcards

[boreal ermine]

How many

[turbid vector]

242 undecillion cookies

[tender turtle]

Guys going outside feels really nice try it out

[turbid vector]

im omw to the gym rn 😭

[dull lynx]

yeah thanks for the reality check lmao

[tender turtle]

Just came back from touching grass. Truly magnificent

[boreal ermine]

U were the Last one to try it

[tender turtle]

Epic go get ur alpha gainz mista penguin

[boreal ermine]

Alr byee guyz 🥷

[turbid vector]

TALKING TO STRANGERS IS A SKILL

INTOVERTED FUCKS

[tender turtle]

Says the guy with an anime pfp

[dull lynx]

what does it even mean to be extroverted

[boreal ermine]

If u find this anime I'll give u anything u want

[tender turtle]

It's really nice honestly I always have nice interactiond with strangers

[turbid vector]

not a loner coned in their shell not wanting to speak to people

[turbid vector]

i dont but i have to to go on 🥹

[languid gazelle]

Study for ioqm

And jee

But do ioqm

[tender turtle]

Yeah you're in Britain they don't seem very nice there

[turbid vector]

yup😔

[tender turtle]

It's okay mista penguin!!

[languid gazelle]

Oh

[tender turtle]

I wanna go to the gym but the machines are too heavy😭

[steep pier]

god I'm gonna bash your skull

[languid gazelle]

You.....lift the whole machine?

[tender turtle]

Teehee

No I just can't use a lot of them even on the lightest weight

[languid gazelle]

Use yo body weight first then use weights

do planks n pushups

And dips

[tender turtle]

Yeah but that's boring so I gave up

I can't do pushups

[languid gazelle]

Ah thsts the spirit

[tender turtle]

Thanks🔥

[crimson yew]

Weak

[steep pier]

I do weightlifting but I hate that I can't do properly pushups and shiet

so I might take on cali too

[languid gazelle]

At least hes better than those ppl who say excercise is toxic

[crimson yew]

True

Proudly fatphobic

[languid gazelle]

When you said cali my dum ass thoight cauliflower 💀

Also my autocorrect sucks

*Thought

[steep pier]

clumsy I'm going to kick your head so far beyond the sky

[crimson yew]

I thought he meant California for a second

[languid gazelle]

I am a ducc i goddamm fly mf

Make me a space mofo hate this world anyways

[steep pier]

I'm going to.

[languid gazelle]

Do it

Come on

[steep pier]

Changed my mind.

[languid gazelle]

46.249.252.91 come see me in hell

[loud zephyr]

is that your IP address?

[languid gazelle]

The joke is its the ip adress of hell,norway.....

[loud zephyr]

lol

[crimson yew]

Norway a good country

[high ore]

its so cold ppl put food in the fridge so it wont freeze

[tender turtle]

logic feeling extra violent today

i fucking love watermelon

[turbid vector]

i love cookie clicker

[loud zephyr]

I hate chemistry

[dull lynx]

same

i got like 20 numericals to do tonight 🤡

and nexr 25 tomorrow 🤡

[loud zephyr]

in chem?

[dull lynx]

no physics

i havent opened chem in so long

it makes me wanna pull out my hair

[loud zephyr]

phy is easyyy peasy

[dull lynx]

yeah still needa practice too

[turbid vector]

BRO I ACED THAT TEST TODAY

RAHH 0 REVISION AND I ACED THAT SHIT

I KNEW MOSTLY EVERYTHING

THIS IS WHY REVISION SUCKSSS

[boreal ermine]

yo

[hard blaze]

man physics go above my head

[boreal ermine]

physics is like you need to work from basics

Concept is key in that

[hard blaze]

yeah

and its also above my head

but my chem is good

[boreal ermine]

i score shit in it but i love doing physics numericals

as its hard and tricky teases my brain

[hard blaze]

yup yup

[boreal ermine]

chem is good but its more like exception + exception

[hard blaze]

i agree

[boreal ermine]

you learn one thing and the prof is like

ok you know what this was wrong

this is the correction

[hard blaze]

lol

[boreal ermine]

now this is the new rule for it

[hard blaze]

i have gon through it

[boreal ermine]

and then thre is the latest discovery proving everything wrong

[wintry sun]

Hey, is there any legit way that I can make money online as a college student….. kinda desperate coz I gotta pay my bills….. I’m free for 3 hrs everyday. I can sit at my dorm n work online….. maybe like a typing work or smtg

Please help, I need genuine websites where I can get instant orders n get paid

[hard blaze]

once i litrally said "then why did u teach us.....time waste" I still remember that day

[high ore]

freelancing but mostly u have to know programming if u do then check on fiverr

[hard blaze]

sorry man dont know much about it

[wintry sun]

Thanks, I’m pretty decent in programming but I was mostly looking at zero skill jobs as I don’t have enough time for any programming sort of jobs……… smtg as easy as typing subtitles or creating content for people

[wintry sun]

No prob

[high ore]

i'm saying programming cuz its the most demanding job in freelancing and its highest paid u can do other things like writing montage etc

[hard blaze]

what do u think about video editting

i think it will be good too

[wintry sun]

Well the toughest thing on fiverr is Getting recognition, I’ll have to stay on the platform for couple of months before I get an actual order isn’t it

[high ore]

its not only fiverr there is ton of websites to check

[wintry sun]

I’m not very skilled at editing videos, I’m a freshman trying to explore n learn new skills at the same time I can write content or any sort of that thing to get paid

[wintry sun]

I thought abt cold emailing YouTubers for any sort of availability for typists but no replies till now

So exploring n asking people online if they have any idea where I can apply for typing jobs or content creation jobs, e.t.c

I’m fine even if I get paid 100 dollars per month, it’s a fine start I suppose

[high ore]

it depends where u live u know

like if u r in us or eu 100 is easy to get

[wintry sun]

It’s easy I guess but where do I apply for these jobs is the question

There are many fraudulent websites that take your information just for data purpose n don’t actually give u a job

[high ore]

what about physical job

[hard blaze]

it need time in hand

[wintry sun]

I won’t be able to do that, my schedules hectic, I can do work only from dorm

[high ore]

then freelancing is u r shot

[hard blaze]

idk much about it but what do u think about research based work since u are good at writing u can use ||chatgpt|| to get information...

[wintry sun]

Ohh right I can do that

But how will I get paid for it, how do I get peoples attention n stuff

[loud zephyr]

Congrats bro

[loud zephyr]

Just try to learn as much theory from basics
And relate everything with one another

[tender turtle]

gcse chem?

[turbid vector]

AILDUYFTAEW[9F7[]

2021 MATH APEPRS ARE OUT

[steep pier]

math what

[turbid vector]

yes paper 2 chemistry

[turbid vector]

2021 Math Examination Paper 1 - 3 from the Edexcel exam board

[tender turtle]

oh lucky paper 2
we always do paper 2 in june for some reason

[steep pier]

math what

[turbid vector]

for GCSE Mathematics

[tender turtle]

like my physics p4 is in about a week and my p2 is on june 6??

[turbid vector]

higher paper for me and for the slightly uder developed foundation!!

[turbid vector]

SO STUPID I HAVE MY PAPER 1 IN 3 WEEKS THAT MORE IMPORANTT

[tender turtle]

havent they been out

[turbid vector]

22 of may 😭

[tender turtle]

2021 is old as hell

[turbid vector]

they came out today

[tender turtle]

oh wait which one is multiple choice for you

[turbid vector]

they release then 2-3 year later so people arent devious and rob that shit

[tender turtle]

are you taking core or extended

[turbid vector]

????

[tender turtle]

do u not have chemistry core and extended

we have that for the sciences and for math

[turbid vector]

we have 3 sciences
Double Foundation (2 GCSE)
Double Higher (2 GCSE)
Triple Sciences (3 GCSE)

Double Foundation only gives grades U-5
Double Higher gives Grades 4-9

9 being highest and 4 being a pass

[tender turtle]

oh cool never heard of that here

we just have core which can give u a maximum of C

[dull lynx]

how much do u get

[turbid vector]

Maths - 7-8-7
English - 6 💀
Physics - 7
Chemistry - 8
Biology - 5
Geography - 9
History - 6
Economics - 6
Computer Science - 8

[dull lynx]

holy shit bros smart

[turbid vector]

not even

[dull lynx]

i be failing geography if they gave separate marks in result lmao

[turbid vector]

i never revised for geography

i hate that subject

[dull lynx]

same

[high ore]

big brain

[dull lynx]

plus there are SO many rivers in India with the tributaties last year I had to learn from where they emerged to where it divided and weird ass district names 😭

it didn't come in exam

[turbid vector]

physical geography is shittt

[dull lynx]

this year atleast it's better

it's about development resoucrs mineral stuff

last year was hell

[topaz bluff]

@crimson yew BALL SO HARD MFS WANNA FINE ME

[steep pier]

Woot

Were you born in Antarctica

[stoic lodge]

up until the test 🤷 the algorithm will decide for you