general-chat

[crimson yew]

So he just got a penguin to take of

[rotund lichen]

Isnt it like 1am?

[stoic lodge]

moose are weirdly big though

[crimson yew]

You love lying

[tender turtle]

yes

ok ryan. bye

[stoic lodge]

@crimson yew how much

[crimson yew]

Never seen somebody lie so much in my life

I ain’t betting

I would lose money

[stoic lodge]

okay i'll bet against you

5 metaphorical dollars

[crimson yew]

1 doubloon

[stoic lodge]

12 shillings

[rotund lichen]

And then u talk about someone else's eye bags

[stoic lodge]

god forbid we send an image here
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/08/15/20/4F1CB9A600000578-0-image-m-88_1534361258506.jpg

[rotund lichen]

Well thats nice pic to see before sleep

Good night guys

[stoic lodge]

good night

[boreal ermine]

good night

[thick spruce]

New hobby: 11pm rides to wherever

[tender turtle]

so cool and mysterious

[stoic lodge]

you actually studied for more than 7 minutes 🤯 🤯

[tender turtle]

i finished a 1 hour paper

like all at once..

[thick spruce]

No but like its actually nice

[stoic lodge]

great job ❗

[stoic lodge]

at 11pm? i feel like that's too late

[tender turtle]

oh yeah def im really looking forward to doing that when i get my drivers license

[stoic lodge]

wait when are you allowed you drive in kuwait

[tender turtle]

too bad u gotta be 18 here :( couldve already been driving if i was in the us

[stoic lodge]

damn

[tender turtle]

if only my dad didnt try to outsmart the irs

[thick spruce]

Same in Bosnia

[stoic lodge]

driving is so cool until you have to deal with brainless f150/1500 owners

[tender turtle]

whatever that means

[stoic lodge]

trucks

[thick spruce]

After i get out stressful period insomnia hits me

[tender turtle]

also its really not lmfao u just sleep like an 80 year old woman

[stoic lodge]

okay thanks but also that's too late to be out

[tender turtle]

ah damn that sucks

insomnia sucks ass

[tender turtle]

maybe in america because everything closes at like 6 fucking pm

[stoic lodge]

when did you get this notion lol

[tender turtle]

i was so weirded out by that

[stoic lodge]

everything is 24/7?

[tender turtle]

not in dallas i guess

[stoic lodge]

i mean where were you going

[tender turtle]

nice to know other places are normal

[tender turtle]

we werent like in the city city

[stoic lodge]

a family owned restaurant probably isn't but walmart is open 25/7

[tender turtle]

walmart doesnt count

[stoic lodge]

you could probably live in a walmrat for months without anyone noticing

[tender turtle]

i hate walmart sm why is it so crusty places here are cleaner

it had warehouse vibes

[stoic lodge]

walmart is like the lowest tier of grocery store

target is the nicer walmart

[tender turtle]

lmfao yeah its so huge

target was still pretty shit

and wholefoods also oretty shit i thought it would be boujee but its not fancy at all

[stoic lodge]

whole foods...

i cannot trust people who shop at whole foods

[tender turtle]

we went for the hummus

[stoic lodge]

already a misplay

[tender turtle]

my mom was having vegetable withdrawals because americans eat like carniverous pigs

[stoic lodge]

whole foods is exclusively for white people

[tender turtle]

it was recommended to us by an uber driver

[stoic lodge]

uber drivers

another group i cannot trust

[tender turtle]

its so funny howd they talk about places like ulta and whole foods

as if wed be so impressed

[tender turtle]

lmfao why

[stoic lodge]

did you mention you were from kuwait

if so that guy definitely did not know where kuwait is

[tender turtle]

yes theyd always ask because i speak in arabic with my mom

[stoic lodge]

yeah he thinks you live in the desert and stuff

[tender turtle]

theyd probably ask anyway i kinda have an accent and my moms english isnt that good

[tender turtle]

literally lmfao its hilarious

this women was talking about how amazing ulta is to my mom and how much she'll love it as if we dont literally have sephora

and like everyting else

[stoic lodge]

sometimes i just lie to people equivalent to uber drivers

in the sense that this is just a normal guy but i will never see him again

[crimson yew]

Not a lot of stores

[stoic lodge]

maybe idk i'm awake at normal people hours

i just assumed if a building is big they are open 24/7

[crimson yew]

Places are open decently late but def not 24/7

The only place I know like that is like Walmart I guess near me

[stoic lodge]

i didn't realize places were open 24/7

until i had to go into a walmart at 4am

and i was like "damn only like 3 people are here"

it was kinda spooky

[crimson yew]

Yeah it’s wack

I used to wake up really early and there would be nobody on the road

[stoic lodge]

i told a guy last week i was on a carnivore diet

[crimson yew]

Felt like an apocalypse happened

[stoic lodge]

it's honestly so nice being outside when no one is outside

[crimson yew]

Having to deal with other drivers is exhausting

Especially when a lot of them don’t use turn signals

[stoic lodge]

going on a run/walk/whatever in the morning hen the only other people out are like old dudes and people training for marathons is 👌

[boreal ermine]

yo sup guys

[tender turtle]

i shoudljt have trusted the kid who sleeps at like 7 pm

[crimson yew]

Ong

[stoic lodge]

hey 9pm

my sleep has been pretty shit hte last 2 weeks

[tender turtle]

spooky lol what a silly adjective

[crimson yew]

It’s almost past your bed time

[stoic lodge]

i've had so much bs to do

[tender turtle]

so spooky lmao thats so cute

[stoic lodge]

but now i have gotten it all done time to sleep like normal again

[tender turtle]

spooky

[crimson yew]

Zaza been vaping today she extra bubbly

[tender turtle]

my bad!

[stoic lodge]

bro has never heard words before

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo i actually did stop

😭

[crimson yew]

I’m so good at reading people

It’s crazy

[tender turtle]

just a little though i didnt even feel anytuing it doesnt count

[stoic lodge]

don't listen to him he literally has your coordinates he is watching you

[tender turtle]

its mostly because i went skating

[crimson yew]

Yeah I have a drone flying above your house

[stoic lodge]

my friend tried to get into skating over covid

[tender turtle]

oh no haveu been waking up at 7am instead of 3

[stoic lodge]

he quit after 3 days

[crimson yew]

They have ice in the desert that’s crazy

[stoic lodge]

6 🥲

[crimson yew]

They skating on sand

[tender turtle]

oh okay its fine

[tender turtle]

6?? the whole days practically over

jesus man get ur shit toegther who tf wakes up at 6am

[crimson yew]

Yeah wtf if you aren’t waking up at 1 am what are you doing

[tender turtle]

lmfao

ive been doing it since i was little so its just muscle meory
either way its really easy

[crimson yew]

That’s an extra 5 hours you could be playing league of legends

[stoic lodge]

i think he watched 1 skateboarding montage or smth and was like "i want to be like that"

[tender turtle]

now this is a guy you can look up to

[stoic lodge]

i have never played league of legends

[tender turtle]

lmao def

[crimson yew]

Shocker

[tender turtle]

im talkinga bout roller skating though im not cool enough to be a skater skater

[stoic lodge]

that's gotta be racist

[tender turtle]

forgot to specify teehee

[crimson yew]

It def was

[stoic lodge]

80

[tender turtle]

yeah but i agree

[crimson yew]

All my Asian friends play valorant and league

[tender turtle]

even i've played league of legends

[crimson yew]

bro breaking every Asian stereotype

[stoic lodge]

riot games owns asia

[stoic lodge]

what is every asian stereotype

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo let me teehee in peace

[stoic lodge]

not having glasses and not playing league/valorant?

[crimson yew]

You don’t wear glasses

[tender turtle]

glasses, league

[stoic lodge]

i am still a sweaty cs nerd lol

[tender turtle]

ew whya re u sweaty

[crimson yew]

Do you have a bowl cut or a middle part

[tender turtle]

turn on the ac

[stoic lodge]

synonym for tryhard

[stoic lodge]

my hair naturally parts i have 0 choice

[tender turtle]

oh okay good i thought u just had overactive sweat glands

[stoic lodge]

i don't have a perm if that makes you feel better

[crimson yew]

At least he doesn’t listen to keshi

[stoic lodge]

keshi is fine it's just that all of his music osunds the same

[tender turtle]

i read rthat wrong i thought u had one at first im crying

[crimson yew]

if I went to a keshi show I’d block the whole crowd

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo😭

[tender turtle]

he listens to much worse

[stoic lodge]

i used to be the tallest chinese kid now i'm not

[crimson yew]

I’m like two Chinese grandmas tall

[stoic lodge]

very sad

[tender turtle]

tragic

[stoic lodge]

whoa you're 4'6?

[crimson yew]

A lot of Koreans are tall I’ve learned

[stoic lodge]

koreans are tall as shit idk what happens there

[crimson yew]

Well not a lot but

[tender turtle]

right why are they the obly tall ones

[stoic lodge]

i don't know lol

[tender turtle]

maybe its their diet or soemting does kimchi make u growi idk anytung else that they eat

[stoic lodge]

okay that's super racist

[crimson yew]

Lmao kimchi

Kimchi and boba

[stoic lodge]

wanna hear something else wild

[crimson yew]

Keshi fan default lunch menu

[tender turtle]

ryan typed that not me

[stoic lodge]

i don't drink milk tea

[tender turtle]

holy shit dude

[stoic lodge]

3rd stereotype

[crimson yew]

WOAHH 😧😧

[tender turtle]

what do you even do at this point

[crimson yew]

bro is just white now

[stoic lodge]

i don't drink tea or coffee or anything

[tender turtle]

the picture of u in myhead is like constantly being erased what am i suppsoed to think

[stoic lodge]

100% water

[crimson yew]

He changing from cs to finance

[tender turtle]

no tea??

[stoic lodge]

never say this

[tender turtle]

LMFAOO

[stoic lodge]

finance nerds are all caffeine hooked

[tender turtle]

finance bros are so funny i love them

[stoic lodge]

i have a pure body

[tender turtle]

but like ironically of course

[crimson yew]

And cs nerds aren’t?

[stoic lodge]

i guess sugar = caffeine

[crimson yew]

All the mfs I see in my cs classes got like monster energy drinks and shit

[tender turtle]

not the monster drinkers

[stoic lodge]

are they chinese/indian/viet?

[tender turtle]

always so damn weird

[crimson yew]

This dude was playing overwatch last lecture I went to

[stoic lodge]

all of those guys are straight edge too including caffeine

[tender turtle]

if we fix the mental health crisis monsters going out of business

holy shit monster is causing the depressed and the gay

[stoic lodge]

"monster is causing the gay"

[crimson yew]

Mainly just Asians and white dudes lmao

[tender turtle]

can u believe no one else thought od htis

we're gonna be targeted by the monster mercenary team now

[stoic lodge]

asians drinking monster?? they're whiter than me 😦

[tender turtle]

like those dudes that leaked calssified docuents on discord

[stoic lodge]

ryan how tall are you

i discovered new shit a couple months ago

[crimson yew]

It’s okay they listen to keshi and wear glasses cancels out

6’4

[tender turtle]

gasp what did ud socver

[stoic lodge]

okay nvm you're too tall

[tender turtle]

disccver

[stoic lodge]

maybe not actually idk

[tender turtle]

why are germans so freakishly tall my god what do u need all that flesh for

[stoic lodge]

i'm 6' (183cm) BUT i tell people i'm 5'11

[crimson yew]

War

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[stoic lodge]

the world crumbles around me

[crimson yew]

6 foot is the new 5’9

[tender turtle]

why are u both tall polarstar ur suposed to be 5'10

[crimson yew]

Supposed to be 😭

[stoic lodge]

i literally said i was the tallest chinese kid until recently

[crimson yew]

zaza hanging out with me too much

[tender turtle]

why would u tel people ur shorter

[crimson yew]

she becoming racist

[stoic lodge]

the world crumbles around me

[tender turtle]

oh yeah sorry i ignored that

[stoic lodge]

think about all the dudes who's entire being is being 6'

[tender turtle]

confirmatnion bias and all

[stoic lodge]

if i'm the same height

but i'm 5'11 (supposedly)

[tender turtle]

u give urself too much credit

[stoic lodge]

everything falls apart

[tender turtle]

my family deserves it instead

[crimson yew]

Say you’re 5’9 and watch them go crazy

[stoic lodge]

that's too far

[tender turtle]

oh yeah yr so smart

[stoic lodge]

that's why i'm saying you're too tall for this bit

cause you gotta go into the 5s

[crimson yew]

guys that say they’re 6 foot are like 5’10 and girls that say they’re 6 foot are 6’3

[stoic lodge]

to make it count

[tender turtle]

people here are so short im 5'3 and i feel tall

like im the same height as a lot of men i see

[stoic lodge]

i guess this bit does not work in kuwait then lol

[crimson yew]

Can’t wait to visit japan and be godzilla

[stoic lodge]

can't wait to exist and be godzilla*

[tender turtle]

yeah lmao we had like one american teacher that was 6 foot something and he was really popular just for his height

[crimson yew]

so true

[tender turtle]

i think he was like 6'4

[stoic lodge]

this is crazy

[tender turtle]

towered over everyoneu could see his bald head peaking over crowds lmfap

[stoic lodge]

ryan if you say you're 6'1 the bit MIGHT work

[crimson yew]

That could work

[stoic lodge]

cause if you stand next to normal 6' people

and you're 6'1*

the world still crumbles

[crimson yew]

you gotta do it when their girlfriend is with them or something

Be extra evil

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo

[stoic lodge]

i almost exclusively do it when they are with girls

[crimson yew]

Watch them backtrack

[tender turtle]

thats so evil i love it

[stoic lodge]

this is my 1 demonic trait

cause it like shatters their whole being

[tender turtle]

i wonder if they measure teir bfd in their sleep

[crimson yew]

My existence is a demonic trait

[stoic lodge]

i'm an angel otherwise 😇

[tender turtle]

yeah youre german

[crimson yew]

Real

[tender turtle]

so kawaii desu

[stoic lodge]

this is racist

[tender turtle]

i frgpt u were asian

forot

[crimson yew]

You are incredibly slow

[stoic lodge]

bro yo ucan't keep pulling the "i forgot" card

[tender turtle]

what am i suposed to actually retain every bit of info i have of u at all time

[crimson yew]

That’s like saying “anime people” lmao

[stoic lodge]

me when i go to asia and there are no subtitles 🤯 🤯

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[stoic lodge]

what am i supposed to do remember things about people i talk to

[crimson yew]

Omg kpop! Anime ‼️‼️

[tender turtle]

reminds me of my self proclaimed otaku phase when i was 11

[stoic lodge]

self proclaimed

[tender turtle]

i wanted to live in japan of course

[stoic lodge]

how does anyone else proclaim it

[crimson yew]

That one fat dude that slices the sprite bottles with a katana on YouTube

[tender turtle]

yeah no one knew wtf i was talkingabout id like tell them what to call me

[tender turtle]

never thought about that

[crimson yew]

don’t asian counties have an obsession with white dudes lmao

[stoic lodge]

that's cool when i was 11 i played street hockey with my friends like a normal person

[crimson yew]

like japan

[tender turtle]

never seen him u have interesting recommendatuons

[stoic lodge]

not an obsession but it's like "yo a white dude"

like white dudes are a rare drop

[tender turtle]

theres no outdoor actvitiies here what else was i meant to do

[crimson yew]

gold scar

[stoic lodge]

purple tier item

[tender turtle]

i couldnt game either because my brother hogged the playstation

[crimson yew]

Sand surfing

[tender turtle]

all i had was anime to keep me drom going insane

[tender turtle]

yeah at 45 degrees

[stoic lodge]

this sentence should never be said

[tender turtle]

yeah youre right its like an oxymoron

[crimson yew]

Zaza so kawaii

[stoic lodge]

there's one girl in my class who actually fr learned japanese over covid

[crimson yew]

There’s a lot of anime obsessed dudes at my school

[stoic lodge]

like she can speak it alright and have a real conversation

[crimson yew]

This guy wears a Naruto headband

[stoic lodge]

she's super based cause she actually pulled through

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo what the hell

[crimson yew]

And then there’s this buff dude that wear Dragonball merch

[stoic lodge]

unlike the installed-duolingo-for-1-week

[tender turtle]

how do u screeshot on macboks

[stoic lodge]

when did we let dudes start wearing anime shirts

this shouldn't have happened

[crimson yew]

Google

[stoic lodge]

shift cmd 3

[crimson yew]

No don’t tell her wtf

[tender turtle]

thank u sweet bun]

[crimson yew]

She gotta figure it out on her own

[stoic lodge]

sweet bun

no one has ever said that before

[crimson yew]

At least she didn’t call you kawaii again

[stoic lodge]

true

[tender turtle]

holy shit people actually succeeded at that

[stoic lodge]

less racist ‼️

[stoic lodge]

she's not a weirdo and is also funny

top 3 most important traits in a human

[tender turtle]

i actually already doid but i had to thank him for his efforts

[crimson yew]

Is she wasian

[tender turtle]

she sounds epic

[stoic lodge]

100% asian

[crimson yew]

Oh well makes sense

[stoic lodge]

not japanese though

[tender turtle]

damn wtf ive been listening to some random korean album for 40 mins without realizing

[crimson yew]

You would

[tender turtle]

eff u ryan

[stoic lodge]

you would

[tender turtle]

wtf u too now ur just copying him

so lame

[crimson yew]

We are one

[stoic lodge]

no i had that thought independently

[stoic lodge]

delete this

[stoic lodge]

you copied being racist

[tender turtle]

but is there such a thijg as independent thought?

[stoic lodge]

yes

all my thoughts are farm to table 🧠

[tender turtle]

no he just made me feel accepted for who i am

[stoic lodge]

i grow my thoughts with no pesticides

[tender turtle]

beta free will believer

[stoic lodge]

now that you can't say i'm kawaii you call me a beta

[tender turtle]

you used to be

[stoic lodge]

used to be?

we have known each other for like 3 days

[tender turtle]

oh its 2am im gonna go continue soling

[tender turtle]

whatever polarstar

[stoic lodge]

whatever A Levels | CS

[tender turtle]

bye.

goodnight

badnight, even

[crimson yew]

5 minutes @stoic lodge

[stoic lodge]

she said badnight i never want to speak to her again 🤬 🤬 🤬

[crimson yew]

Already blocked and reported her

[steep heart]

[crimson yew]

Seething

[crimson yew]

FROG

[stoic lodge]

🐸

[steep heart]

f r o g

[crimson yew]

Phroge

[steep heart]

indeed

[stoic lodge]

i haven't seen a frog in like a year

i need to change that

[steep heart]

💯🫵

[stoic lodge]

holy shit they dropped a new emoji

🫵 🫵 🫵

[crimson yew]

🫵

[stoic lodge]

i feel attacked

[crimson yew]

🫵😧🫵

[stoic lodge]

🫵 😎 🫵

[crimson yew]

Anime

[stoic lodge]

what

[crimson yew]

Why did you respond to anime

[stoic lodge]

it made no sense in the conversation

[crimson yew]

You’re corresponding to the stereotype smh

[stoic lodge]

racism

[crimson yew]

blatant racism

[stoic lodge]

this was actually a psychological experiment and i have revealed you are blatantly racist

[crimson yew]

Naw I’ve known we good

[stoic lodge]

🧘‍♂️ you are more racist than you will ever understand

[crimson yew]

🤟🤟🤟✊

[stoic lodge]

🫵

[crimson yew]

[stoic lodge]

💩

lol look at the ways you can spell this out

: shit:, : hankey:

[tender turtle]

💩

[stoic lodge]

bro

[tender turtle]

he speaks truth

[stoic lodge]

@crimson yew it was 8 mins

60% more 🤷

[crimson yew]

Exactly 5 mins btw

Where is bro getting 8 from

She left at 7:22

[stoic lodge]

adsfjkl;

[tender turtle]

it was 7 mins

[stoic lodge]

7:20

[tender turtle]

yes

[crimson yew]

Oh I was saying from my message

[tender turtle]

2:27

[crimson yew]

I said it at 7:22

[stoic lodge]

man that doesn't count

[crimson yew]

I think it does

[stoic lodge]

what if i sent a message every second saying "1 minute"

[crimson yew]

All know all things

That’d be cheating

[stoic lodge]

all know all things

[tender turtle]

wat

what

[crimson yew]

what

[tender turtle]

i should take a typing course or something

[crimson yew]

bro just said wat

[tender turtle]

okay im leain again

[crimson yew]

maybe if you weren’t high it would be easier

[stoic lodge]

there's like a 10% chance ryan's sentences are like a cryptic message

[crimson yew]

rare drop

I was using your abacus from yesterday

so the supervisor can’t understand

[fierce pebble]

best emoji combo fr

[crimson yew]

Ong

[fierce pebble]

woa what an art

[tender turtle]

i do not smoke zaza

[crimson yew]

What do you think vape is dawg

[stoic lodge]

what happened to leaving

[fierce pebble]

opps sorry

[stoic lodge]

not weed 🤷

[crimson yew]

Pretty much the same

[tender turtle]

i was accused of illegal activities

[crimson yew]

might as well be served the same purpose

[stoic lodge]

the first ryan L

this is sad

[tender turtle]

nicotine is pretty weak

[tender turtle]

first??

[crimson yew]

isn’t that what’s in cigarettes dawg

[stoic lodge]

the 837th A Levels | CS L

this is sad

[crimson yew]

don’t people get addicted to cigarettes

You idiot

[tender turtle]

holy shit polarstat i cant belive ur turnng against me

[stoic lodge]

i think some people have

[tender turtle]

it literally is

[stoic lodge]

when was i ever with you??

[tender turtle]

for me at least

[stoic lodge]

i am my own being

[tender turtle]

i thought u were neutral

eff u

[stoic lodge]

i said both of you took an L

[crimson yew]

How’s that an L they serve the same purpose

might as well be

[stoic lodge]

weed and nicotine???

[crimson yew]

Weed just cooler

[stoic lodge]

2nd L

[tender turtle]

they give u wildly different experiences what

[crimson yew]

People smoke weed to calm down same with nicotine

[stoic lodge]

only one guy i know who smokes weed is cool

[tender turtle]

people take drugs in general to feel better

[stoic lodge]

and he doesn't even smoke he eats edibles lol

[tender turtle]

doesnt mean theyre comparabke

[stoic lodge]

sleep

[crimson yew]

You would know

[tender turtle]

yeah bye😭

ok ryan

[crimson yew]

her ass is not going to sleep 🔥🔥🔥

[stoic lodge]

yo i hate that A Levels | CS guy amirite

[crimson yew]

She’ll be back

[stoic lodge]

or amirite

[boreal ermine]

Good morning

[vale garnet]

?

Bruh I’m a smoker I’ve been addicted in the past

[crimson yew]

yeah that’s what I’m saying

she was saying nicotine is weak lmao

[vale garnet]

Hmm

That’s kinda controversial I guess

Some forms of nicotine are more addicting for whatever reason

Do vapes have the same amount of nicotine as cigarettes?

[crimson yew]

I think vape has less

[stoic lodge]

it can vary but the consensus is that they deliver it more efficiently so they need less

[crimson yew]

Some have more though

[vale garnet]

I smoke a pipe once a week, because for real, if I’d smoke everyday I’d get a heart attack from the amount of nicotine in it

[stoic lodge]

cigarettes are worse cause of the tar and carbon monoxide and stuff

but they are the same level of addicting

[vale garnet]

I smoke cigs at parties, but I don’t think I’ll ever feel like vaping

Isn’t manly, what’s the point of doing something by lying to yourself that it won’t harm you as much, seems like procrastination

[crimson yew]

Lol

[vale garnet]

At least by smoking actual tobacco I know what kind of harm it could do to me

[crimson yew]

Ig yeah if I was gonna be a nic addict I’d smoke cigs lmao

At least I wouldn’t look like a dweeb with a vape

[stoic lodge]

this is a crazy take

[crimson yew]

Speedrun my death

[vale garnet]

I’d recommend cigars or pipes, cigs are super expensive and make u into a social pariah 😹

[crimson yew]

Only in the us though lmao

If I went back to Europe and smoked it would be normalized

[vale garnet]

Here in Brazil they like that too, everyone’s scared

[crimson yew]

Lol

[vale garnet]

True, kids start smoking in Europe when they’re like 15 right?

[stoic lodge]

i knew a kid who vaped when we were in the 8th grade 🤷

[vale garnet]

Normal nowadays, unfortunately

Getting addicted to anything is bad tho, the best is to just enjoy in moderation, if possible

[stoic lodge]

nicotine in moderation

[vale garnet]

Yea

[stoic lodge]

doesn't sound very plausible lol

[vale garnet]

lol

[crimson yew]

And drinking lmao

[vale garnet]

I like to think I’m moderate by only smoking once a week for an hour

[vale garnet]

Yea

[crimson yew]

Lots of alcohol

[vale garnet]

Imma educate my kids to enjoy things in moderation, if I just prohibit everything they’ll go crazy and drink a shit ton of booze at 15 like all the other kids(maybe)

Like not demonize alcohol

I feel bad for teenagers, they’re so stupid, no offense to all the teens here

[crimson yew]

Sounds like this kid from hs lmao

His parents didn’t let him play any video games or anything and now he’s a psycho

they didn’t let him do anything

[vale garnet]

Yeah if u don’t explain things super well and teach moderation that tends to happen

[crimson yew]

His mom was always really strict about drinking which I thought was ironic considering she sold wine for a living

[vale garnet]

But I’ll still be real, erryone in my family that tried nicotine got addicted, so they just gotta accept that risk

[crimson yew]

Yeah

[vale garnet]

Lol being a parent must be very distressing for a few years

[crimson yew]

Bro if I live past like 80 I’m getting on every drug known to man

Gotta experiment before I die

[vale garnet]

Why tho

What would be the point

[crimson yew]

I’ll have like a year or two left prolly

[vale garnet]

Hmm

[crimson yew]

Better that than sitting in a rocking chair on my porch

[vale garnet]

Doesn’t really make sense to me

[crimson yew]

Def not lmao

[stoic lodge]

if everyone got addicted is it a risk lol

[vale garnet]

Yeah 😹

[crimson yew]

Not a risk a certainty lmao

100% family addiction rate lmao

[vale garnet]

I don’t know if I’ll care if my kids smoke, but like if they hit that cigarette and they’re a girl, most likely they’ll be addicted 😹

[vale garnet]

Yeah literally

Lmao

My dad almost died and quit and my mom has been on and off for 30 years

And everyone in my moms family that smokes can’t quit

Besides that, no one in my dads family smokes, minus me the genius lol

[stoic lodge]

kids wanna be like their parents right

[vale garnet]

Pretty much yea

[stoic lodge]

if they see their mom or dad smoking it makes them think internally that it's an okay thing to do

[vale garnet]

Yea

[stoic lodge]

if you don't want your kids to smoke then you can't smoke 🤷

[vale garnet]

I don’t care if my future girlfriend smokes either

[crimson yew]

I never really encounter that many smokers in the us and when I do they’re usually older

[vale garnet]

Yeah that’s kinda hypocritical

[stoic lodge]

cigarettes yeah

[crimson yew]

Yeah cigs I mean

[stoic lodge]

vaping is hip and cool though 😎

[vale garnet]

I think vaping looks so lame I can’t take someone that vapes seriously

[crimson yew]

vaping gives reddit mod energy

[stoic lodge]

vaping = smoking in my brain

it's like "oh that guy is addicted that's nice"

[vale garnet]

Lol

[crimson yew]

Yeah it’s smoking but it’s funnier cuz it’s not cigs

[vale garnet]

That’s just a coward version of smoking, but I get it if it’s to help people quit

[crimson yew]

like let’s be safe and not smoke cigs but let’s consume nicotine anyway lmao

[stoic lodge]

it's slightly better to vape around people than smoke cigarettes

cause the filtering stuff

[crimson yew]

You can still smell it

Never met a dude with a vape that smells good

[vale garnet]

But dude even aesthetically, they’re hitting that blue flash drive like it’s a fricking pacifier 😹

Which is kinda hypocritical on my part but come on

[stoic lodge]

people who care about aesthetics enough to be addicted to a drug have it out for them already lol

[vale garnet]

A blue light flash drive

[crimson yew]

Lmao

[vale garnet]

U can’t look manly with a vape

[crimson yew]

Wait til they turn 30 and look like they’re in their late 40s

[stoic lodge]

i mean i don't see any form of smoking as manly

[crimson yew]

When I think of vape I think of people from san fran

[stoic lodge]

it's just sad to me

[vale garnet]

Fair enough, I’m biased

[vale garnet]

I get it, I was like that too

[stoic lodge]

anyone that is addicted to anything is sad

whether it's vaping or cigarettes or weed or alcohol or video games or whatever

[crimson yew]

smoking cigs is like the pissed off blue collar worker that claims he works 200 hours a week

vaping is like the gay guy that works at starbucks

[vale garnet]

Truueee 😹

[stoic lodge]

both of them are sad

[vale garnet]

Lol I agree 100% 😹

[crimson yew]

I’ve encountered many of both sides

[stoic lodge]

i don't have any friends who vape or smoke cigarettes

only weed guys lol

[vale garnet]

Lol I used to smoke weed

[crimson yew]

I have 1 friend that vaped but I haven’t talked to him in months

[vale garnet]

Never again

[crimson yew]

All my friends are pretty straight edge except for the occasional drink now and then

They only drink when we have a party or something

[vale garnet]

I drink but like not to get drunk, but I still smoke nowadays because it won’t hinder my judgement and stuff

[crimson yew]

Drinking to get drunk is so dumb lmao

[vale garnet]

You can’t rail a fat chick off of 5 cigs right??

[stoic lodge]

why is drinking a social thing anyways

[crimson yew]

Lmaoo

Idk man I hate drinking

[vale garnet]

Cultural habits

[crimson yew]

Imma take a shower

[vale garnet]

See ya 🫡

Imma head out too, bye young ones, stay in school lmao

[stoic lodge]

🛏️

[white holly]

done for today, good night everyone

[languid gazelle]

Hooka is like the depreseed fat dude at the side of tha road

[crimson yew]

Lmao

[languid gazelle]

Fun fact: i dont smoke or drink,i learnt terminology from hollywood

And wikipedia

[strong summit]

Okay I got it u have gyaniphobia

[languid gazelle]

Tera gandu kat ke kelva dun ga

[strong summit]

Yeah I understand how u are feeling duck

Relax

[languid gazelle]

Shut up

I will circumsize yu

[strong summit]

Oh that's totally fine , but I will also pay for this

[languid gazelle]

I got so pissed off but now me kalm

[strong summit]

I was just joking , and u got serious as duck

[jolly egret]

Funny kiddies

[languid gazelle]

Yee ducc went from dicc to duck but now back to ducc as ducc is ducc but not duck

[strong summit]

Ducc >> Duck

[languid gazelle]

Btw

I found a real thicc tree

Like

Its diameter is big

IT DOES NOT HAVE ASS OK?

[strong summit]

Hm

[strong summit]

That's bs everyone has one even trees

[languid gazelle]

Did you try to insert it?

Like reproduce with a tree?

How do you know?

[strong summit]

Why are u talking like that , u only told me how to do it

[dull lynx]

damn

g-good morning

im scared

[boreal ermine]

i miss my cousins ngl

sad

[eager saffron]

broo

where is james these dayyss

????!?

[boreal ermine]

Hallo good morning

[boreal ermine]

enjoying life

[boreal ermine]

hi

Hi bateman

[eager saffron]

thats a pretty good point.

[dull lynx]

why

[boreal ermine]

cats peeing everywhere and keep stealing food

[dull lynx]

pet them

[boreal ermine]

i already did

[dull lynx]

good

[boreal ermine]

Good Morning

[lusty grail]

morning!

[flint jolt]

mornin, belleee

[dull lynx]

goo morning belle

[boreal ermine]

Morning bunnnn ✨

[boreal ermine]

Morning cutuuuu ✨

[boreal ermine]

Guys

How can I carm calculus?

[dull lynx]

carm?

[steep pier]

Carm.

[boreal ermine]

harm calculus

[steep pier]

C'mon woot, carm

[boreal ermine]

cram

Welp please

[dull lynx]

yeah carm

[dull lynx]

u should ask in math help tho

[flint jolt]

shove the notes into your head 👍

[steep pier]

Eat the notes so you can instantly remember them👍

[jolly egret]

https://tenor.com/view/studying-absorb-knowledge-how-do-i-study-exams-gif-18884027

[charred prism]

What are the odds i can save the semester in a week?

[rotund lichen]

What does carm mean

[languid gazelle]

sorri :(

[rotund lichen]

Odds are pretty decent. Im trying that rn

[boreal ermine]

I meant cram

[hexed python]

week ? I do it in 12 hr only

[boreal ermine]

good morning

[dull lynx]

jk

[charred prism]

Goodluck atp it seems impossible

[rotund lichen]

Its not impossible

[charred prism]

Depends on what you’re studying

[rotund lichen]

I did it last semester

Pretty sure u can pull that too

[charred prism]

We’ll see, the problem is I’ve seen the material thousands of times but can’t remember it while passing exams

[rotund lichen]

Main secret is that u understand what ur trying to memorize

[rotund lichen]

Every detail of it u question and find explanation

[boreal ermine]

Hoping to do that but calculus looks very alien rn as I wasted whole semester

[rotund lichen]

My guy

Same

Im planning to start it over from very beginning and try it step by step

I have test in it in 3 days and midterm in a week

Maybe not enough time but u gotta try uk

[boreal ermine]

To be fair this is not end sem exam it's unit test but don't want to risk internal kt and get backlog

I have 1.5days

[boreal ermine]

hmm we are in same boat

[rotund lichen]

What part of calculus is it

Limits integrals or sums orr

[boreal ermine]

I don't even know what I am looking at

[rotund lichen]

Its enough if u make calculus ur state of mind for 1.5 days

[rotund lichen]

Send examples lol

[boreal ermine]

I have pdf

in math help

[jolly egret]

meth

[slim basin]

why james is not streming

[languid gazelle]

Prolly doin uni stuff

Or reviewing like a billion phones with eink displays

[rotund lichen]

Id say second

[topaz bluff]

Yo mista white we need to cook yo

[hexed python]

no

what are you studying

[charred prism]

Med

What are u studying

[dull lynx]

hi

open a ticket

[graceful jacinth]

#how-to-open-a-ticket and #open-a-ticket 🙂

[boreal ermine]

Eveningggg

[stoic lodge]

what time zone

[rotund lichen]

HELLOOO

[stoic lodge]

HELLO

[boreal ermine]

IST its 4:43 pm here

[rotund lichen]

HOW U DOING

[stoic lodge]

GREAT HAD VERY RESTFUL SLEEP

[rotund lichen]

SLEEP IS GOOD

[stoic lodge]

YEAH I NEED 7.5 HOURS MINIMUM TO BE A FUNCTIONING PERSON

[rotund lichen]

COULDNT BE MEE BUT GOOD FOR UUU

[stoic lodge]

you don't need 7.5 or you don't get 7.5 lol

[sacred hamlet]

good afternoon fellow weebs

[rotund lichen]

I DONT GET

[rotund lichen]

HELLOOOO

[stoic lodge]

good afternoon nonfellow nonweeb

[sacred hamlet]

<3

[sacred hamlet]

Thats actually the average

[stoic lodge]

i'm a pretty average guy

[sacred hamlet]

and whoever says they can sleep less than 6 hours and still be productive is just delusional

Einstein slept 10 hours!!

[stoic lodge]

einstein was a smart guy i think

8 hours is the goal but 7.5 is acceptable

[rotund lichen]

GUYS

[stoic lodge]

sleeping without an alarm is a euphoric feeling

[sacred hamlet]

true

[rotund lichen]

IM ON TEST AND ITS GOING GOOD

[stoic lodge]

you're doing a test?

get off discord lol

[sacred hamlet]

WHY ARE YOU TEXTING US DURING A TEST AKARI

[rotund lichen]

IDK IM HAPPY THOUGHT ID SHARE

[stoic lodge]

share afterwards

[rotund lichen]

THERE'S TWO ASSIGNMENT I DID ONE AND IM SHARING IN BETWEEEN

[sacred hamlet]

had a 11 hour shift yesterday, and i had a lot of shit to do when coming home, but i did nothing and i dont feel bad about it

https://tenor.com/view/john-mulaney-nothing-i-did-nothing-gif-13526080

the most wonderful sleep

[rotund lichen]

OK BYE

[stoic lodge]

good for you 💪

[sacred hamlet]

im happy when you are happy💖

[stoic lodge]

i sleep with an alarm for like 90% of the time

[rotund lichen]

FRIENDSHIP GOALZ

[sacred hamlet]

even on weekends?

[stoic lodge]

yeah

[sacred hamlet]

ARE WE FRIENDS? NICE

[languid gazelle]

Bruh i be like "mornin" and be up

At like 4

[boreal ermine]

Wow

[stoic lodge]

i only really turn it off when i'm sick or feel shitty or i worked for like 16 hours the day before

[sacred hamlet]

you both are in high school, you shouldnt use alarms on weekends 😭

[boreal ermine]

Exactly

[sacred hamlet]

Hi how are you

[stoic lodge]

waking up at the same time everyday is a irl hack

[languid gazelle]

I am indian,have you tried jee prep?

[stoic lodge]

you feel so much less tired in the morning

[languid gazelle]

Population is killer

[boreal ermine]

Heyy , i am goood
Wbu??

[steep pier]

It's the first time I've seen akari this happy, it's alarming

[boreal ermine]

I am getting into the habit of getting up early without the sound the alarm

[sacred hamlet]

Oh, sorry, never mind xD

[stoic lodge]

that's good

[sacred hamlet]

You are on the whole different level

[languid gazelle]

I have school on sundays and saterdays so screw you

[sacred hamlet]

Cool as well, its a weekend!!

[rotund lichen]

its gone now second one is pretty hard

[stoic lodge]

sunrise is nature's alarm 🤷

[steep pier]

Oh ffs Akari

[languid gazelle]

I have one holiday in the whole year

[sacred hamlet]

I dont like to be screwed, but noted

[sacred hamlet]

Sounds horrible, especially for a high schooler

[languid gazelle]

Mothers sandel :

[sacred hamlet]

when you gonna work you wont have any holidays lmao

[languid gazelle]

On the bright side..............on the bright side

[stoic lodge]

my mother appreciates my grindset she is also a morning person

[sacred hamlet]

when i started living alone i began going to sleep early

because i dont have a pc to play all night

[stoic lodge]

real

[sacred hamlet]

waking up early is truly wonderful

[stoic lodge]

ikr

waking up as the sun is rising is like a caveman experience that's rooted deep into our brains

i tap into my caveman brain every morning

[tender turtle]

so kawaii

[sacred hamlet]

ROZAAAA

[tender turtle]

SUDAK HII

[stoic lodge]

this is still racist

[tender turtle]

how are you :33

[sacred hamlet]

ITS WEEKEEEND

[tender turtle]

no youre just not kawaii

[sacred hamlet]

i can finally sit and do whatever

[tender turtle]

OH YEAH EPIC

[tender turtle]

I wish i could say the same

[sacred hamlet]

yeah, kawai is a pretty famous racer

[tender turtle]

i cant wait for june

my exams holiday starts on my birthday teehee

[sacred hamlet]

You have school on the weekends?

[tender turtle]

no i dont have school anymore

[stoic lodge]

she sleeps at like 4am lol

[tender turtle]

we have like a self study month before examinations

official examinations theyre like a big deal

sent to us from the british people.. i hate britain

[stoic lodge]

don't we all 🫡

[sacred hamlet]

This sounds equally as a brilliant idea and a horrible idea

[tender turtle]

we had our british head of secondary deported this year lmao everyone was sp happy

[stoic lodge]

🎉

[tender turtle]

i think its a pretty shitty system in general but i like self studying so it works for me

[sacred hamlet]

i have adhd. i would play league all month xD

[stoic lodge]

covid was bad enough for grade disparagy (i have no idea how to spell this word)

[sacred hamlet]

school schedule and going to uni was everything that kept me going

[sacred hamlet]

i get you i get you

[tender turtle]

i dont have adhd but ive been playing all month😭

[sacred hamlet]

LMAO

[tender turtle]

i only started getting more serious. afew days ago when i realized how bad i am at mechanics

[stoic lodge]

in the words have my bio teacher who is a shitty bio teacher but a nice person "the dumb kids are getting too dumb and the smart kids are getting too smart"

[tender turtle]

im trying to figure out what u mean by diparagy

[tender turtle]

ohhh lmfao

[stoic lodge]

like disparage

but that's a verb

[rotund lichen]

WHA

[sacred hamlet]

i always assume all people i interact with are my friends, but i dont know if its one sided or not xD

[sacred hamlet]

Thats depressing

im the dumb kid xD

[stoic lodge]

covid man

[tender turtle]

me too lmao im always hesitant to use the word friend

[stoic lodge]

everyone who could like self study and learn on their own had essentially 2.5 years to learn whatever they wanted cause school didn't matter

and everyone else played video games all day lol

[rotund lichen]

we are now explain how i create domain and codomain

[tender turtle]

and the rest of us just rotted

[tender turtle]

i dont know anyone who didnt do that

[stoic lodge]

i know so many people who spent all day learning math and programming lmao

(i played video games all day too)

[tender turtle]

of course😭

how do u have these kinds of people they literally dont exist here

[stoic lodge]

cause i am a nerd and i am friends with other nerds

[tender turtle]

the only "nerds" here are the ones that watch youtube videos on theoretical physics and act like they know what chaos theory is

[stoic lodge]

yeah those guys are also real

[tender turtle]

and give random misinformation in class

[steep pier]

Ofc I know what chaos theory is

It's what makes the blender shake so I can make my strawberry milkshake

[tender turtle]

so true logic

didnt know u were smart

[stoic lodge]

ik a guy who i thought was smart for such a long time until i had a class with him this year and it turns out he just watches yt videos on like black holes

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo

[stoic lodge]

but doesn't know newton's 2nd law

[tender turtle]

thats me when i was like 10

teachers thought i was so smart

[sacred hamlet]

i hated my "quantum mechanics is easy" guy classmates so much

[tender turtle]

i also read books i didnt understand because they didnt have pictures whihc made me look smart

[stoic lodge]

idk how this man lied to me for so long and how i believed him for so long

[tender turtle]

theyre unbearable
always act like theyre genuises and then get shocked when i get a higher mark than them

[tender turtle]

im good at spotting them L

i read people rlly well irl

[stoic lodge]

after sem 1 exams i was like "yo is bio hard"

[sacred hamlet]

dunning-kruger effect

[stoic lodge]

and he was like "yeah that exam was easy"

[sacred hamlet]

although i also suffered from it as well when i got into programming

[stoic lodge]

"what did you get"

"85"

⁉️

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo omg i literally had this convo with someone wtf??

like the exact same numbers help

[stoic lodge]

this is the black hole guy

i thought he was like a nerd nerd for such a long time

[boreal ermine]

yo guys sup

[stoic lodge]

he just watches motivational videos and like that one yt channel where it's cartoon birds explaining world issues

[tender turtle]

the dude somehow got a bio award and not me
and he was asking me if im better than him at bio (weird question)
turns out i got a 95 and he got 85 but he still got the award for some reason

ill always be bitter over that i swear he bribed them or something

[stoic lodge]

kurzgegatazat (i don't know how to spell it i don't watch it)

[tender turtle]

oh them lmao

[sacred hamlet]

god forbid women win anything

[stoic lodge]

i guess you blow ass at reading over the internet lol

[tender turtle]

i wouldnt know if im right or not

physical atributes dont count!!

[tender turtle]

literally omg my school is really misogynistic that might genuinely be the reason

[stoic lodge]

okay what's something nonphysical you assume about me

that hasn't come up

[tender turtle]

idk if this has come up but i dont think youre the type to argue

[sacred hamlet]

discord is a very bad indicator of personal attributes

[tender turtle]

like you wouldnt get heated easily at all

[stoic lodge]

i was during elementary and middle school now i see it as a waste of time

[tender turtle]

yeah lmao

[tender turtle]

so real me too

[stoic lodge]

yeah that is true now it used to not be true

[sacred hamlet]

you come off as non-binary, but thats just me lmao

[tender turtle]

lmao i see it

[stoic lodge]

what does this mean lol

i am a cis man

[sacred hamlet]

its a gender, or a lack of gender

[tender turtle]

youre just generally neutral

[sacred hamlet]

yeah, just a little guy

[stoic lodge]

yeah ik but what about me says nonbinary

[tender turtle]

lmfaooa

[stoic lodge]

i mean i did say i was a pretty average guy

[tender turtle]

youre just like not very gender

[sacred hamlet]

I said discord is a bad indicator xD

yes

[stoic lodge]

in a world of 50% men 50% women nonbinary is average ‼️

[tender turtle]

sudak youre not very gender either

[sacred hamlet]

noooooo

I need to give more kisses then

[tender turtle]

i expected u to have like any pronouns or something

[stoic lodge]

no one on the internet has a gender in my brain

everyone is just an entity

[sacred hamlet]

True

For me ya all are just people on my phone

[tender turtle]

yeah i just imagine people as their pfps

[stoic lodge]

how do you imagine me

[tender turtle]

sudak ur a buff man to me but with red hair because somsone mentioned that before

[sacred hamlet]

that's why i better imagine your real face than this shit xD

[sacred hamlet]

Oh yeah, i lied about red hair.

xD

[stoic lodge]

bro is deceiving

[flint jolt]

o

[tender turtle]

your pfp but when im using more of my brain i imagine a tall dude with glasses and like a standard asian face i guess

you wear glases idc

[stoic lodge]

i told you most of these things minus i don't wear glasses

[tender turtle]

lmaoo😭

[boreal ermine]

your pfp looking like a man eating dinosor@stoic lodge

[sacred hamlet]

idk where you are from but i thought you were american

[stoic lodge]

i am a man who eats dinosaurs how did you know

[stoic lodge]

yup

[tender turtle]

right i forgot that youve seen my face i was creeped out at first

[sacred hamlet]

JGIOSJAIOSDF

[stoic lodge]

look behind you

[sacred hamlet]

I didnt track you down in Syria, dont worry xD

[tender turtle]

no

[boreal ermine]

just guess

[tender turtle]

lmfaoo im not in syria but yeah

[stoic lodge]

bro ik you did

[sacred hamlet]

i said non-binary, but i imagined you like a normal high-school boy from netflix serieses

[tender turtle]

i dont think thers many syrian discord users the internet is too shit

[tender turtle]

i literally didnt im sitting very comfrotbaly id rather not move

[stoic lodge]

if i was in a show i would be an extra

[sacred hamlet]

you not?? you already went to us??

[tender turtle]

yes

[sacred hamlet]

true

[stoic lodge]

thanks

[tender turtle]

ofc not help you think my camera quality would look like that in syria

youd see like 3 pixels

[stoic lodge]

damn bro shat on syria

[tender turtle]

we moved to kuwait right when the war started

i give too much info dont i

[stoic lodge]

me and my friend did a guess-all-asian-countries quiz thingy

[sacred hamlet]

smart

[tender turtle]

always

[sacred hamlet]

also true

[stoic lodge]

we died on syria, bahrain, and kazakhstan (idk how to spell it)

[sacred hamlet]

xD

[stoic lodge]

46/49 or whatever

[sacred hamlet]

you spelt it well

[tender turtle]

syrias very easy to get

[stoic lodge]

we are stupid

[tender turtle]

if u know the rest of the levant u should know syria its like the biggest im offended

[sacred hamlet]

damn polar you really are american

[tender turtle]

lmfao

[boreal ermine]

i hate it when barely no one comes for eid el fitr but when it's eid el adha it's so packet i can barely move around the house

[tender turtle]

i want lemon pepper wings

[stoic lodge]

"really are american" (gets 46/49 asian countries)

[sacred hamlet]

i have no idea what these words mean but hello

[tender turtle]

no one comes here either way lol

eid el adha is always nicer though yeah

[sacred hamlet]

saltyyyy

[tender turtle]

yeah sudaks really overestimating americans

[stoic lodge]

google "sporcle american states quiz" tell me how you do

[sacred hamlet]

easy

[tender turtle]

i know like 6 states ngl

[stoic lodge]

as an east asian person i got all of east asia + south east asia

[boreal ermine]

eid el fitr is eid after ramadan, and eid al adha is which is a feast of sacrifice

[stoic lodge]

that's all i need

everything else is extra

[sacred hamlet]

where the fuck is ohao

[stoic lodge]

ohio

under michigan

netx to indiana

[boreal ermine]

i only get to see the whole family once a year (or twice when there's a funeral)