#general-chat
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I was talking about your another grandma why your grandpa didn't told you?
he had a 2nd wife
isnt it too quick for some stranger you just met on the internet
how tf you know i have 2 grand mothers
yeah he did
bye imma dip
yeah I know
work
too quickly for you
Chill out cuh
whois burning I am drinking tea
THAT WHAT HE SAID
Meh stressful another day ig
here we go again
that what he said
get out and get some life or start a small business like I am doing soon
ROUND 2 FINISH HER
Already have things on track but hope it progresses
yeah no worries mate drug business progress really fast like mine did
Sheesh-
did someone say drugs
Nah thatโs stressful
20 grams weed 20 to 40 Taka
everything is stressful but money u get is diff
homeless man be like
"again"
I lived at an orphanage
sounds like you know me are you that guy that I banged yesterday in the public toilet near the beach?
They burnt it down
Ohh
there's my answer
he totally is lmaoo
burn it down by linkin park starts playing
no
yup
my bad maybe your that guy who got banged the homeless man
that's a lot of typing and backspacing to appear sober
poor homeless guy
I had a home. A wife. A happy family. Until the pope invaded my orphanage and stole my kids and consumed my wife.
thats what happend when you are married to nuns
The only memory i have of her now is her being called scrumptious on a sticky note on the fridge written by the man who did it.
not me
pope from ohio
well. All i can say is that new year isn't the only thing i celebrate on the 31st of december now.
you are lucky man she was a witch
now stop doing drugs find a job and get a family
Oh my god. My mind is finally motivated by your inspiring words.
I feel alive again. Thank you.
this is your time to start lisning to your mom because its crazy when all the answers come because you are willing to listen
I'll now pursue a career in arts the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts
Hope I dont get rejected!
Thank you.
noooo
oh shit don't forget me
please don't do that
the future is not nice
They don't know you and you only know yourself and you gonna try your best because noone is stopping you
๐
like he will listen to someone from the internet
fr as if
do u even know that reference

im from 2023 and it doesn't end well for rastle
god so pessimistic
I mean he will not say no to free nubes but don't stop him
clueless reference?
always been ( gun pointed behind the head )
Deez nuts
fuck this shit, im travelling back to the 1900s
take me with me
Not enough space
me?
Get out ( gun pointed in the dick )
nah this heart already been pre-booked someone
bro
i meant take me with me didn't make sense
what I got no more space in my heart drive
mid joke
She already pre-booked all the seats
no more space
They were gonna go down the sink anyway.
ok
wtf
Dont wtd me youre the one pointing a gun at the chamber of secrets
yeah because I need the time machine that's why
even Denny couldn't beat this convo
hello
Bro you got me out of depression after the pope banged my wife and made me wish to pursue a career
I just want to live a happy life.
Hello
๐ ๐
hello
?????
that what you are doing It can get better
Ricky Martin??
Cup of life???
Can i at least just go back to the 2000s
Become a pilot, yknow
fly around new york
fuck pilot become the president
And
sorry dont know it
and eat some ice cream
If I become the president I am gonna ban drugs
Yooo hoi ๐
how are you
Sleepy
you asian i assume?
Noice!
no
its 12 am here
Ohkay
I am a martian btw
god damn is he still stuck on the mars the poop potato martian guy?
Dunno man
"poop potato martian guy"
oh. that.
yeahhh
i momentarily thought there was just a character on the internet that shat potatoes on mars
after the covid everyone can relate to him
that would be a pretty cool game actually. It's like cookie clicker but instead of baking cookies, the guy just shits out a perfectly boiled potato.
And there like holy shits in between when the potatoes come out in the shape of a crucifix
Oh dude, id actually play something like that
They call me a revolutionary
I am tired now
Thats what she said
Ayyy JESUS take my wheel
sorry that was uncalled for
but I am not ROUND 2 FINISH HER
oh dear god
that's what she said
its a dog
its a sheep
a goat
shaun the sheep
bro why she calling me dear
Sorry that was way too narcissistic
and that was the last time she said "bye" after being killed in the stairways
by serial killer
The ideal way to kill on a stairway would be to place a banana peel on the stairs and watch them cartoonishly float in the air till they realize they slipped and proceed to fall
Would be a goofy ass death
or using a paint jar flying and hits her face breaking the skull like Home Alone
Remember to bury the body 6 feet deep and a dead animal in 3 feet deep so even if the dog smells the corpse and they dig, they're going to see only a dead animal but will not know the body is under it.
Totally not plagiarized
completely original way to bury a body
But i mean it still works
works everytime
hi martian im dad
or you can plant some flowers in the top
Yeah sounds good
or like place a water fountain
Thanks. They will never know.
yeahh they will never know
o/
can we all agree that Agatha Christie and George Orwell make banger books they are like Einstein and Newton of books
kill me now, i am going to faint, i hate 2.5 hour lectures
i enjoy college (sophmore btw), it is interesting but some lectures are boring especially if they are long
Lol, finally chose my major this semester, don't know yet if it is right for me. I kinda like the health area so I decided to go with speech and language pathology, I shadowed someone that was a speech patholgist and liked it much more than physical therapy
Money
lol, thats good too
Solely how much money
my major doesn't make the best money, kinda jealous
Yours is more respectsble
what is your major?
Computer engineering
damnnn, so cool
i did a bit of that but the whole project portfolio stuff just wasn't for me
lots of bonuses and 6 figure salary
and better work life balance compared to finance
that's always good, if you like it, like 4/5 stars and makes money, then go with it
Love Computers
It is pain
But yes
Good money and i get to play valo
i am so uncreative when it comes to coming up with ideas, I can't make projects lolll
i will give you a tip study hard so with your grades u can choose your major not getting a major bcuz of bad grades
Projects?
What do you mean?
Yeah true
you know, programming projects, stuff you put in github and stuff to show to potential employers
Ohh
Its like writing for me
Yeah fr
Just problem solving through coding
the best thing about it is u can self study and still enjoy it and make money
My peanut size brain thought it will turn useless with the diabolical developement of AI
the overlap is great especially for baking firms
May the odds always be in your favor
data scientist at a bank makes a lot
or you could even transition into being a financial analyst
Im probs doing startup or a higher position
don't worry just think of like so what if AI have some problems who do u think are able to fix it
Planning on mba as well
mba?
Starting salary starts at about 200k fresh out of undergrad in my home town
masters in business administration
i can say that programming is the most safe thing that AI can't replace
Its only up from there
CA or NY or CT
Do you find time to workout?
connecticut lol
what is that
Respectfully not ct lol
i heard 100k in silcon valey isn't enough
Im from the silicon valley in CA
is it true
Yeah 100k is nothing there
damnn, you competing with a lot of kids
you must be rich af too lol
california traffic be likeeeeee
Do you guys find time to workout and all?
bro wtf in my country 500$ can carry a whole ass familly for a month
Yeah
i am trying to study 5 hours a day, i have been only doing 1.5-2.5 hours a day, kinda pissed at myself, stupid untreated adhd
If you worked minmum wage you need to work 6 hours to eat for one day
If you dont do tech you cant live in cali
Ik people making 200k a year barely scraping by
cali be expensive like that
its way cheap in here like with 40 bucks u can by food for a week
A single bedroom apartment is 3k
thats why i stay where I am for now
For college students
200k in my side of the country buys the half of that side
here is about 1.5 k
Where are you from?
morocco
I see
am from algeria
Wow
wasuup man
Alright homie hbu
so we are neighbours
M'brouk Ram'dan
And brothers
Anyway i gtg ill tellbyou guys more about the outrageous prices another time
Yeah happy ramadan bros
Take care
bro, the people on my campus talk so much shit about algerians
Yall fastin?
Mhm
Better be fasting
ayo another one
ุงููู ูุจุงุฑู ููู
casual
yeah
I doubt she is arabic bro
i am not morrocan, colombian and puerto rican
yeah yeah ik
Niceee
but my friend is morrocan
Nice my friend is columbian
cool
mhm
Im going to see her in a month again
wasupp man cool to meet a lot of people around the world
yeah, morroco is soo cool, i want to visit so bad
ayooo
btw why the salary is so high in the us
In california only
because of the cost of living is higher
Everywhere else is cheap
depends, CA is the highest but NY is still expensive, especially NYC
a lot of people are going into programming in the US
I paid 8 a gallon for gas a week in high school to drive my car
So like 150 something
150 dollars ??
Just to get from home to school
no offense, that is exactly why i dont go to CA
Yeah
software engineer best occupation in US 2022 no?
But cali is nice, nice weather
How about new jersey
NJ is a shit hole
Noted
Yo
I wouldn't live there, it smellsss
North Virginia?
Screw new jersey
woahhhh
Respectfully
As you say boss
someone don't like the jews
Everyone ik from there is useless
you said jew jersey
i mean there is a lot of stereotypes of us state like ny and high crime rate
Yooo
Wait no i meant new sorry
Already screenshoted
Florida sucks
New jersey kids here act entitled like they know everything
alligators in pools
It looks like a gun
chickens crossing the road
I like that
crazy karens that have no life
Alison where you from?
CT
Columbia
bunch of MAGAs there too
Usa is lit
i just hear the craziest uneducated shit over there
Not my place
Im heading out after i make money tho
Not the enviroment for me to start a muslim household
Oh yeah you can say that again
I love the Balkans
most of muslims in the North East
A lot in cali
lots of muslims in Connecticut and New York
i think russia is good i heard that you get payed after ur son/daughter is born
vladivostokkkkk
since they are getting low in population
damn
idk really I prefer calm countries
Modest ones
Ones not in critical political situations
best thing is to stay in your country since its way better
I like Algeria
as long as u r making good money
not much of what algeria offers
Little opportunity
I think you hear a thing or two as a neighbour
Corruption is everywhere but it's different when it's ur own country
no i mean like working from home to a company in Europe or usa
How
its possible if you are a programmer
Mhm thought about it
but the easiest way is freelancing
indeed
i mean 500 dollars is a big deal in my country
thats what normal employees are getting payed for for a doctor or an engineer gets around 2k to 10 k in max
wa alaikum asalam see u later
Study with me, I would be so happy if you support my channel โค๏ธ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcpj1Fg4vU&t=1479s
sure
hey guys im selling these tiktok usernames dm me if ur intrested
@93ds $5
@3r2g $5
@mtuy $10
@goqh $10
there aint no way thats a real thing
Wdym I'm interested ๐คฉ
๐ญ
iyi akลamlar gn
guys i procrastinated 2 presentations for 2 months,and im gon get fr expelled if i dont bring it tomorrow which is in 6 hours...
kms
hi hi
ello
hello
donโt sweat it
do you guys ever wanna do something so fucking bad but dont know where to even start
like you don't know what you don't know?
ah k then
?
no like
you have so much inspiration, so much will but your stuck
damn if only i had that shit
lol
i have inspiration to only sleep rn
gl man
what are you so fixated abt tho
I want to travel so bad
I want to see the beauty of this world
get out of this damn room
eh start with getting money lol
ah that sucks
get a job
it gives me good money
writers block?
all the time brother
Sometimes it's best to start at what you want and figure out what you need to get that, one step at a time.
"I want to complete the textbook" turns into "I want to complete each chapter" turns into "I want to complete each section" turns into "I want to complete each subsection"
almost done with the first presentation๐
Eventually, you string them together and voila, your project is done
thank you
Good morning
mornin'
Good morning
morning fellas
lana del rey
no
ed sheeran
Perfect ๐ฅท
'what once was' by hers
anyone doing forest ?
g'morning! โ
Light Switch: Charlie Puth (Big Mood Booster)
hall of fame...bythe script
Everybody dies in their nightmares
to those who get hungry while studying, do you guys open up snacks or like actually order takeout/cook something?
Snacks
But i don't usually eat while studying
Even if I'm hungry
your will is stronger than mine FOR SURE
i m currently eating biscuits even after breakfast๐
don't get me started ๐
snacks
cooking is healthier and more cost effective so cooking for me lol
Yo, what do I study? I have no homework.
learn a new language
im gonna go back to using my old iphone 5
good W
so much nostalgia i just took it out of my bag that has like 10 old phones
๐ญ๐ญ
theres even a random flip phone in there if i wanna try that out as well
o sheesh damn use that instead
i still want to listen to music tho and that doesnt have a headphone jack :/
its like a at&t flip phone thats like 20 bucks i think
oooo yikes
that sucks
instant noodles :p
Wagwan
wagwan my yute?
dendendendendendenden
Wsp
Wots that now
hihihihi
Wyd
heyyy
Ima dig your grave
okay..?
get started i need to renew my playlist
what's your taste
just chilling nice pfp
Just why-
In campus doing stuff
well, howre you
what stuff
Project coding stuff
than we gonna have sagggs inside the grave
ah goodluck
Nope my goofy ahh already finished presenting it so Iโm just annoying them classmates
saggss?
oh have fun :3 annoy em on my behalf too
||sexs||
This cannot continue on the server
Pls not tolerable at all
Warning you
!warn 929400594664394792 explicit
Mahin0_o#8467 has been warned, this is their 3rd warning.
thankyouu
thanks mod๐
spring cleaning has begun i see ๐ต
omg so true
let's see if we have a wave of trolls in the next weeks like the years before ๐
let's harvest some corn
they are more than last year too so that will help i think
thats right!
@iron falcon heyyy please do not ask homework questions through dm, especially if the user did not offer help. thank you!
๐ฟ it begins
whats that?
basically trolls season, and the time of the year they need to be bonked
ojh
its gonna be fun to watch
thanks bro was annoying fr
Trolling is fun unless sus stuff
sup
Spotify and wall wbu
uh huh not quite yet
damn same
Gah damn
i did 50 maths questions and a workout
Sheesh kids a professional now ๐ช๐ช
Even tho school didnโt start yet
Nerdy boi
did much more last year
Huh
Sprite
lassi!
no canned stuff bro
Ignore the unhealthy part
Rip
WAIT OMG I CAN
hehe
i cant make
Curd, sugar prolly water
the blood of your enemies
no curd
A Y O
Wth???
mic check
Isnโt the primary thing curd
go to the store
Fair
no human interaction
pretty sure its milk
I-
order it. ubereats
no
denny stoopid
Still curd stuff
its chaach
Swiggy at our place
idk
Tastes like curd imp
yeah
Yes u I already proved Iโm smarter with the x 0 theory
Curd it is ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Curd is made by bacterial fermentation of milk. In this process lactose in milk is converted into lactic acid by several probiotic microorganisms. - wikipedia
oh yeah
Taste wise ๐ญ
Stressful
omaga a tree will grow
Wot kind
I thought u were smart
swiggy
swiggly noodles?
out of my mouth it will come
orange
im dumb asf
not dumber than denny doe
Swiggy is like Uber eats
cool
ye swiggy zomato
hamtaro era
Owange tree in the stomach ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
tomato zomato
huh
Also u said owange cuz eminem said it I ainโt weird
yes omg ๐
YOU DONT KNOW HAMTARO?
Nope
an owange
no proly smn anime shii
denny youre an eminem fan
Pretty sure ya
hamtaro is the cutest anime in existence
cute il watch
Boi hell nah u said Iโm smarter โwhatever letโs u sleepโ
youre so silly
Is ur pfp related to minecraft stuff
NINJA I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE
Imagine
No
how many sessions do u guys do everyday
Oh damn
I am
8-12 when nerdy and 4-5 on a college day
How do u know heโs matching
lovely. im gonna ss this for future reference
w bet
because the pfp says ''idiot ->'' silly
Interesting
Who?
Wanna place bets on it
arent you always a nerd
If heโs not matching then Iโm smarter
the one youre matchin with?
If heโs matching then youโre smarter
ninja doesnt seem like a person who would match pfps
shut up
Right
ninja match w me
Not really itโs usually when I have something coming up or Iโm interested in a certain topic
nerd
@boreal ermine so are u matching or nah
denny no nerd? strange
Wait imma change it
Iโm not the definition of a nerd ofc
๐ฅท
so true. youre the definition of a silly goofball
Boi u been nerding during ur holidays-
Why thank u
Imagine calling me a nerd
Exactly my point ๐
nerd
Yes u.
i dont sessions. i try to study as much as i can and then chuck them books aside :3
i use a stopwatch!
Makes sense
haha i like that method
reverse pomo
yee sessions dont help me
I see
same but i still do it
I do sessions cuz it makes me wanna finish what I started etc
New pfp guys
like 1 hour then its break im like nvm then i dont od break and js work
THATS SO CUTE
cute
Perfect representation of a kid like urself ๐๐๐
Yesh so true
i wan cute pfp too but i cant fin
the prev pfp was rebel ninja the current is cute kiddo ninja
Sounds stressful
i love
Exactly
Imma change it again
denny match w me
been on pinterest since i was like 9 ong ๐
thats adorable
it was nice though i got so creative
I donโT match but sane goofy stuff are exceptions
so we matchin then
Depends on the pfp
glad we had this conversation
what kind do you like
agreeddd
No idea just doesnโt have to look weird or give out edating vibes
hahahhahah valid
Thatโs basically why I only match with a group of 7 lol
Now Better
group of 7..
rebel ninja back
Yup no oneโs gonna get the edating vibes if 7
i fell in love with an emo girl ๐บ
woot do you wanna match too then
bet
3 people
Better
yes
U pick the pfp ig
yes bun pls im indecisive
The only option I have are a bunch of individual real ants
alright ill make a group 4it waiit
ants-
Funny
Gah damn guess ik how to annoy u now
Imma send some zoomed images of ants in dms later ig
sure
Oh cmon u canโt just end it like that
Alr find the pfp etc imma be back in 40-50 min
Would be cool if ninja joined in as well
hahahahahahhaha
No
Ur loss ๐ฅฒ
woot accept the reqq
yes
ightt
Alr cya in a bit
๐คจ
bye denny see youu
Byee guys
bye ninjaa
chats been dead for like 49 minutes
hey!
hi so i was wondering
for showcasing extracurriculars for college admissions
do we need a proof of excellency for every one of them?
for eg if i choose to show art as an extracurricular
do i have to show certificates of contests or wtv ive won
or can i simply choose to show them pictures of my artwork
wait i just realised this is better suited for the help channel
my bad
7x7
both. both is good
๐ซถ
what if i dont have a proof of excellence?
like even if im not trying to go into art college
if u have time do a project
ask your art teach to write you a letter of recc :3
u will need certificates
ight thanks
glko :33
ty <3
winning medals or just participation in a big event or smth
dont forget to update us !
hi peeps
Big fan
o
huh
hi
woot :3
Ask collin
wh
wubblegum :3
Cult leader
collin who?
Bun boi
OH
mememe
sir i would highly appreciate if you could enlist me in ur spiritual journey that is this cult
m e m e
aaa join us!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im honoured๐ฅน
owie theres no position for me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Huh
can we fix it
nooooo bubbless
Boi get yo goofy ahh another pfp it ainโt even stressful to change pfpโs again
s t r o k e
No u
i love chiba inu
uno reverse card
Iโm older
I FOUND ONE WITH SHIBAA
๐ด ๐ค
bubbles accept my req
hence i award u death
Iโm nice ๐ญ
hi nice im the grim reaper
u dare betray my cult bestie
Reminded me of โIโm death straight upโ
aaaaaaaaaaa
wait what cult tho
hi
whispers THE SAMOSA ONE?
Cultism
cutletism
Wots that now
cult of them cutlets
๐ค
yo-๐
sup
oof i really wanna just chill today people what do you think i should do
work like a slave of school as i should or
chill ofc
moms not coming till 11 pm too best time to chill at home by myself
yes queen you do that
bUT tHe eNtrAnce
shh
ๅฦ
no hablo ingles what the
ๅฑฑๅๅใ
this shit is so difficult to read ๐ญ
ๅฐบไนๅใฅใฅใ
ไธจ แชใๅ 'ใ ใๅไธจๅ า ไธใ
ไนใๅฑฑ ใใใฉๅฐบ ๅฉๅๅฉ ไธจไธ ใฅใใาไธจๅ แถ แถใใแช
Buns dad?
Pfp
Yesh
Iโm so Smort fr
Yesh u r the best
@flint jolt rekt
hi
U too ๐ช๐ช
Hi
Wsp
Hi n bye at the same time lol
thanku
im sorry what
this is betrayal
after all we've been through
GG EZ
Hold up youโre older than me?
hold up im older than you?
Post graduate
Or u just like the colour orange
it looks good with the hamster pfp
bro ez to read
Smart people
๐
maybe im just dyslexic
@flint jolt ๐ซด
us ong
hi just dyslexic
๐ซณ
๐ค๐
the good ending
Yeah
๐ซด
pepis?
Yo
o/
srishhh? more like swish swish bish /s
Wagwan
Fan
Big fan
NAY
u wot m8 โ ๐ก
@dull lynx @jolly egret @flint jolt
@boreal ermine
Bro guys your lvl of matching ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ
Youโre welcome
god i remember the lmth video
Wots that
i love memeulous
its iconic innit
"last month this happened"
Ikr๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Never watched it imma check it out
Briโ ish stuff?
Bun boiโs idea
yes its from 2019
ok one of the guys said "Come round my area and ill shave you head off"
Finna change everything with the British accent โโ
hi
i wanna hear you do the brit accent
facebook n1 ๐
you want an accent from UK fast go manchester
Idk mines American with a few brit words
i wanna hear you now
Sheesh itโs a thick accent?
Blame wubblegum
yes.
i wanna have a scottish accent so i can confuse people
any tips
Do they ignore the โTโ or nah
Move to Scotland ๐คฏ
damn
you mothe
scottish accents are deafening bro do you really want thta
Best ๐ช
its shite being scottish
pray for not being welsh atleast
YES
so i can switch it on with people i dont wanna talk to! they wont understand shit so theyll shut up
like denny for example /j
you know theres better ways of doing that
wait u dont know that meme?
๐คจ
poor guy ๐ญ
i wanna do it this way
I expected a hand back
We donโt even vc ๐ญ
which one ๐
that man? poor? ๐
Ik ik
ooh my bad
๐ซณ
ion know bro he ๐ though
Huh
exactly
psychological torur
auuuuu
hm?
thank u for giving us shrek, that man has made me feel alive again
his voice is haunting your mind
????????
oh the voice actors
exactly mate
send help
listen to the voices itll be finee
howre you so sure itll be fine
yes.
w
#rules if you self promote you could be bonked from here, i'd remove that if i was you...
hello 
hihi akari
how are you
Helooo
fine, hows you
hiii
tired af 9 hours at uni is exhausting
heloo
how are you
why 9 TT
how are you
fucked up schedule and 7 subjects so
all fine, howre you?
SEVEN? IN UNI? NAAWW
youre suffering ๐ญ pls rest
I am good and very happy
๐
im trying to close hard ones on first and second course
so more time for a job later on
i really am 
woah thats amazing!
keep it upp
Why canโt u be like that smh
mann goodluck ๐ญ
what
Yess
Why canโt u be like that as well
thank you
denny go back to your cave
how are you
Wots a cave
your home
doing good taking evening to chill and rest
mannn im trying