Blåposting

[primal karma]

average briish citizen‘s dental care right there

(i mean the blahaj)

[harsh oak]

It's finally over

[sharp jacinth]

best wishes

i made a tumblr post a few days ago about how i wont be scared when the nuclear bombs drop. what the FUCK was i on about i aint at peace imma stop them myself. throw hands motherfucker

[zinc jungle]

ok

[fluid pawn]

[harsh oak]

I need more blåhaj in my life someone post a photo of blåhaj and I will give you a cookie

[round summit]

don't have one on hand so have a cat instead

[harsh oak]

Kitteh

That works :)

[restive parcel]

Heres a video of my friend throwing blåhaj up and down

[harsh oak]

:)

[harsh oak]

🍪

[wooden oar]

woeauh

[sacred wasp]

Brickhaj

[wooden oar]

forbidden blahaj pillow

[restive parcel]

dang they just caled blahaj enjoyers bottoms

[toxic oyster]

yessss i love receiving gifts n money c:

[sacred wasp]

No, they called them femboys/trans

[harsh oak]

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit

[strange crater]

bottom

[sharp jacinth]

just had my 8th grade dance

did nothing but sit at a roulette wheel

[harsh oak]

Should've played Russian roulette

Much more fun

[harsh oak]

Tbf, I don't think there's anything wrong with me being a submissive straight guy

[sharp jacinth]

there isn't mr. bond

[harsh oak]

Who?

[sharp jacinth]

you, mr. bond.

[harsh oak]

Not that kind of submissive

[sharp jacinth]

not calling you submissive in that way, mr. bond

[harsh oak]

So you're just calling me that?

Great /s

[sharp jacinth]

sorry james bond just rocks

[harsh oak]

OHH

Yeah I'm still not Bond, James Bond

I'm not THAT badass

[sharp jacinth]

hmmm ok gabe

mr. newell

[harsh oak]

That works

Half-life is the best and I can't count to 3 and I am very woke

[sharp jacinth]

truke

[harsh oak]

Objectively correct use of time with the bros

[unique nexus]

peam

[toxic oyster]

https://youtu.be/M5JmESAY7Pw

[vapid thistle]

peam

[sharp jacinth]

I FUCKING HATE UMG

[strange crater]

what

[harsh oak]

Why would you hate such peak

[floral shell]

correction: this UMG

[woeful smelt]

Universal Media Group (UMG)

yea they suck

[sharp jacinth]

no messages in an hour and a half dead chat feel off

[toxic oyster]

🥀

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/995310778615861249/1353413044683673621/undertaletextbox-6-imageonline.co-6669545.gif

[zinc jungle]

HOLY TTTE REF

[vapid thistle]

is that rare?

[zinc jungle]

kinda

[vapid thistle]

okay

[sharp jacinth]

dead chat

https://tenor.com/view/pink-floyd-arnold-layne-surreal-silly-reverse-footage-gif-2219143669480051605

[sharp jacinth]

shout out to women fr fr

[shut bramble]

Frfr

Shout out to woah men

[sharp jacinth]

shout out to men fr fr

[cinder barn]

Women do so much for men and all they do is complain and make memes.

This is why I'm lesbian
Actual shoutout to women, because women are better than men :3

[toxic oyster]

women and straight men complain too much..

this is why i date fruity men - so we can silently judge everyone else together

-# :ez:

[zinc jungle]

datefruitymen

[strange crater]

and girls/enbys

[sharp jacinth]

shout out ace/aros, people suck

[strange crater]

agree

[harsh oak]

I'm sorry I complain too much I'm trying to improve that :(

[strange crater]

still a pass

[harsh oak]

Wdym

[strange crater]

ur still a pass ngl

[harsh oak]

Is there some sort of implication I'm not understanding here?

[strange crater]

some are a smash, and some are a pass

u, good sir, are a pass

[harsh oak]

Ah

That's fine I don't do long distance relationships anyway

[strange crater]

and I don't do relationships anyway

[strange crater]

^

[harsh oak]

Fair enough lol

[restive parcel]

Shout out lesbianism yes

Women are awesome

[mellow jackal]

☹️

[harsh oak]

Why is there a dinosaur skeleton do they kill dinosaurs!?!?

[restive parcel]

They're just hanging out

[meager jungle]

true

[sharp jacinth]

shout out people, y'all the real ones

[harsh oak]

Does anyone else have one of those tiny plastic dinosaurs with them at all times?

[strange crater]

no

just a tiny resin duck

*4 tiny resin ducks

[harsh oak]

But ducks are birds and birds are dinosaur

[sharp jacinth]

dinosauria

[meager jungle]

weow

nearly a hundred hearts

[toxic pond]

woahg

[sharp jacinth]

99

[zinc jungle]

you know what else is ha

[sharp jacinth]

steel beam to your head

[sharp jacinth]

men can also be soft and nice

i know SOMEONE can corroborate on this

[zinc jungle]

nar

you must understand

[toxic oyster]

you called? c:

[sharp jacinth]

you are the someone yes

[toxic oyster]

lmao??????//gsg;lsd;hhDh

-# i was joking

[sharp jacinth]

not complimenting you, saying you are gay (non deragatory)

[toxic oyster]

wat

[strange crater]

we need 1 more heart

[zinc jungle]

unhearts

rehearts

[sharp jacinth]

@restive parcel A HUNDRED HEARTS

[restive parcel]

Its only 99 😭

99 luftballons

[sharp jacinth]

it was 100 a moment ago

[toxic oyster]

i’ve tried to find this sticker fr

never managed

[sharp jacinth]

back at 100

[restive parcel]

Yay

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-spin-silly-cat-silly-cat-gif-15869807335045066863

[sharp jacinth]

i just saw the funniest thumbnail of my life, but theres children here so i cant show it

[vapid thistle]

i have 3 questions

why does her grandma have a gun, why IS THERE A BULLET IN IT and WHAT THE FUCK IS HER NAME

[meager jungle]

all great questions i think

[tough lichen]

ahh yes the throwing blahaj in air for good luck (always do it before exams)

[round summit]

1. america
2. america
3. SexlordAlena

[vapid thistle]

valid answer

[zinc jungle]

99

[harsh oak]

OOOO REVOLVER GIMME GIMME