Blåposting

[restive parcel]

it was more like

[meager jungle]

i slowly peeled my egg

[restive parcel]

a thin paper sheet

[meager jungle]

no more shell

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blahaj-kneading-biscuits-high-quality-gif-3582884063670662005

blahaj massage

[shy pasture]

"Hell you can do that? Im in"

[restive parcel]

true

[shy pasture]

Mommy issurs

Dw i can fix those

[restive parcel]

wat

[shy pasture]

Luckily im a woman

[round summit]

[sharp jacinth]

wrong. jack black would say it, supporting the underground trans mafia

[harsh oak]

What's a normal? Can I eat that?

[shy pasture]

nuh aint gonna be your tall mommy

im not only too old but tiny in fact

[round summit]

idk I'd have to judge what is considered too old because I feel my limit differs from the average

was mostly meming anyway dw

[shy pasture]

waowsie

[sharp jacinth]

smol

[shy pasture]

Vro how tall are you

Im def taller than you

Strong dutch/german genes

[sharp jacinth]

6 foot

[shy pasture]

Nvm please excuse me and tower over me

[sharp jacinth]

you're 5'10 or smth?

[shy pasture]

5'7-5'8

[sharp jacinth]

short thing

[shy pasture]

IM SHORT BUT LOADED WITH ANGER

[harsh oak]

That's a thing with short people

They get very angry

[shy pasture]

😭 my grandpa always said that

[harsh oak]

Holy shit

[keen egret]

Wait how old are you 😭

Im 14 and 5'8

[harsh oak]

Hehe, I don't have an age

[keen egret]

Minecraft player of unknowing

[shy pasture]

Sorry that im a girl

[keen egret]

??

[primal karma]

how much is that in normal measurement units?

[toxic oyster]

170-smth

[primal karma]

i mean… not really short tbh

i have friends (yes crazy ik) that are like 160-150 cm tall

[toxic oyster]

oh same

its like average height

[primal karma]

somehow i am about 190-ish maybe a bit less

although i don’t really get this height thing. i mean who cares how tall you are?

[toxic oyster]

some people like a height difference

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-hello-gif-25644430

[primal karma]

im 85 in frog years

[shy pasture]

Its not short but tbf compared to the average here its something

[round summit]

bit difficult to be the smaller one when you're 194 (6'4) though

[restive parcel]

Dinosaurs

I like the idea of tall girls but i also like the idea of short girls so maybe im just a lesbian

[round summit]

maybe?

[shut bramble]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[restive parcel]

In an alternate universe im transmasc and gay as hell

[meager jungle]

real

probably

[shy pasture]

You're always gay

Maybe you'd been an ftmfemboy

Your afablyness

[shy pasture]

Yes yes its hot

I want my 6'3 bf

[sacred wasp]

Ong

https://tenor.com/view/christinaaguilera-thevoice-preach-gif-10573879276124624789

[shy pasture]

Tbf my ex was 6'2

[shy pasture]

me and my bf

[toxic oyster]

i’m 6’3

and i would like someone who is a little taller

-# pray for me

[restive parcel]

Im height and i would like someone who is also height

[shy pasture]

ableism

not everyone identifies as height

how dare you offend me

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/the-nun-valak-conjuring-radlcies-gif-24954173

[shy pasture]

me and the sleep paralysis demon

[sharp jacinth]

whos there

[primal karma]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈❔

[primal karma]

phucking love ts creachure hes so goofy i swear to god.

[shy pasture]

Im into straight men

And women sometimes

Well also bi men

Well any men

Tho only bi women

Well any women

Well anyone

Yet still im a lonely fuck

-# ladies and lads, just call 1-800-273-8255 today and spend a lovely night with this young lady!

[vapid thistle]

-# im too young for that, sorry

[sharp jacinth]

alternatively, dm me for my number

[meager jungle]

is that ur actual number 😭

[shy pasture]

that is the national suicide hotline

[meager jungle]

ic

[sharp jacinth]

i care?

[meager jungle]

i see

[sharp jacinth]

btw guys my status is NOT a cry for help

it is a lyric from a song

[meager jungle]

/lyr is ur friend

[sharp jacinth]

nah it ruins the vibe

[shy pasture]

too late

already sending 911 to your location

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girlcockx · Apr 1, 2026, 3:06 PM

[round summit]

y'all I have my first ever proper crush. from a outside perspective we could even be considered a thing already, but we're both autistic and anxious so we're taking our time :>

[sacred wasp]

Yayyyy thats awesome ^-^

[fluid pawn]

shonk on the cob

[primal karma]

m o o s.

[shy pasture]

hoestagille

[restive parcel]

Giv

[gleaming arch]

i want some of that

[smoky rain]

Omg good luck

[shy pasture]

https://bury.pink/posts/[www.bury.pink] 6398.gif

[round summit]

thank youuu

[gleaming arch]

good luck gurl!!

[harsh oak]

So that's why I'm relatively okay at driving /j

[sharp jacinth]

thanks goodwill

[sharp jacinth]

thats a skirt btw

[primal karma]

nah thats nothing compared to uuuh… goodwill’s certain… item category…

shi i might get banned for ts again…

[woeful smelt]

[primal karma]

well you find all sorts of things there i mean

[woeful smelt]

Yea im pretty sure I've seen worse

[primal karma]

might get myself one of these after i move out of my parents house.

lowk… i kinda want one now…

[sharp jacinth]

btw thats a skirt in the pic

[primal karma]

you uuh… already said that…

i mean… congrats? iunno…

[sharp jacinth]

did i

?

hmm

haha

[shy pasture]

Skirt go spinny

[vapid thistle]

putting this here and slowly walking away

[primal karma]

🫵🏳️‍🌈❔

🕦👈
🫴

[restive parcel]

"my son turned out fine"
Ma'am your daughter calls 3 different people mommy and none of them are you

Im pretty sure blåposting has the highest message count in all of showcase by a landslide

[shy pasture]

next biggest one is 5k

so yeah pretty much

[restive parcel]

Blåposting superiority

[primal karma]

car. (he was in fact, not too happy about me trying to pat him)

[restive parcel]

Skill issue for that car i guess

[primal karma]

i mean he lived in some ancient arab palace i visited so he pretty much had it all perfect in life actually

along with like… 20 other cats at that same palace…

[sharp jacinth]

hell yeah

[sharp jacinth]

dude... fuck, yes

[primal karma]

oh also another one of the palace cars.

[sacred wasp]

Thats a weird looking car

[meager jungle]

what

[sharp jacinth]

cain

from the bible

[meager jungle]

i still dont know who that is

[sharp jacinth]

he killed his brother with a rock

[restive parcel]

relatable

[strange crater]

"the first murder"

[meager jungle]

ic

[harsh oak]

Shit now I'm worried my sister will kill ME with a rock

[strange crater]

well thats not original

[harsh oak]

I'm sorry for that
It will happen again

[strange crater]

?

[harsh oak]

Me making bad jokes

Non-original jokes even

[restive parcel]

Intercity

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1327806276868247582/Kabloom.gif

[meager jungle]

weow

true

[round summit]

mememememe

[restive parcel]

I wish i was actually a cute girl

[shy pasture]

mpfpfpfpffff tru

[sharp jacinth]

wearing a skirt rn

hell yeah

[restive parcel]

Skirts are so awesome

[sacred wasp]

Frrr

I dont wear mine enough

[round summit]

I'd like to wear mine more to get used to it but banned

[sacred wasp]

The house is never empty, cant do anything remotely cute or whimsical

😭

[restive parcel]

You should really move out as soon as you can

[round summit]

I should but finances

but yeah tbh even if it wasn't for being trans I feel like moving out would be healthier than staying

because I'd actually have a reason to set some decent god damn habits around the house

[restive parcel]

Take care of yourself

[sacred wasp]

Live with self expensive 😭 😭 😭

[shy pasture]

omg my special interest that I spent a week on is now paying off

maybe I get some money out of it

[primal karma]

🫵🎰 ❔

[restive parcel]

I wish they paid me for filming trains

[shy pasture]

YES

[primal karma]

👍

[primal karma]

YO GUYS TEHY GOT THE 👍

[shy pasture]

D

D not good

[primal karma]

i know thats why i aint eatin those

i dont care about nutrients i just know they taste like shit

[sharp jacinth]

doesn't everyone

[shy pasture]

Nah men are hot

[sharp jacinth]

any time will do i dont mind

why should i be afraid of dying there's no reason for it. gotta do it sometime

[restive parcel]

Womens

[meager jungle]

femals

[restive parcel]

Lesbiabism

[sharp jacinth]

worms

[shut bramble]

Woah men

[vapid thistle]

-# shouldve saidd pans

[zinc jungle]

i sure love men

owo

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1209330943744282674.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=meow_dotgg_femz&lossless=true

Me when men

[primal karma]

🫵🏳️‍🌈✅

i only communicate via thise cat now.

||(and a few emojis)||

guys is this like a condition or sumthin… why did i get addicted to a phucin cat image…?

…

phuke…

[sharp jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233523753984721038/1490015906556805232/togif.gif

[strange crater]

nah, nobody is hot

[harsh oak]

Alright

I'm straight >:)

Now call me boring or something

Idk

[sharp jacinth]

how... intriguing

oh btw you guys wanna hear a poem i write

I have always been here
I have always looked out from behind these eyes
It feels like more than a lifetime
Feels like more than a lifetime

Sometimes I get tired of the waiting
Sometimes I get tired of being in here
Is this the way that it's always been?
Could it ever have been different?

But it's only a lifetime
It's only a lifetime
I can wait forever
it's only a lifetime

Do you ever get tired of the waiting?
Do you ever get tired of being in there?
Don't worry, nobody lives forever
Nobody lives forever

I will always be here
I will always look out from behind these eyes
It's only a lifetime
It's only a lifetime
It's only a lifetime

@restive parcel do you enjoy

[restive parcel]

Good poem

[sacred wasp]

Pom

:3

[vapid thistle]

you called me? /j

[shut bramble]

Woah...

Men

[strange crater]

hi straight, i'm dad

[shy pasture]

you're always causing issues :((

[shut bramble]

-# daddy issues?

[shy pasture]

mppfffff perhaps

[gleaming arch]

damn thats so good

[sharp jacinth]

and they dont know

for that poem is actually

a pink floyd

song

[round summit]

it sure is

for those curious, it's A New Machine

[sharp jacinth]

can't believe emmy knows peak

[restive parcel]

Lmao that song got recommended to me the other day

But im evil and didnt listen to it >:3

[sharp jacinth]

YOU FOOL

YOU MUST NOW LISTEN TO A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON BY PINK FLOYD

THE WHOLE ALBUM

actually dont

go listen to the dark side of the moon

the whole album

[restive parcel]

I counter with funny cat mug

[sharp jacinth]

i counter with dark side of the moon by pink floyd again

[restive parcel]

ok but

counter

that mug has choccy milk in it

[sharp jacinth]

counter

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1487662966206627981/1490193036838436875/too_much_pie.gif

and

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233523753984721038/1490015906556805232/togif.gif

[round summit]

I can google peak

[sharp jacinth]

oh

the false prophet has decieved me

[round summit]

hehehe

[sharp jacinth]

i curse you

[round summit]

sorry I've already had someone curse my ability to sleep for the past two weeks

unless you can replace it with your own actually, then that'd be grand

[vapid thistle]

-# rip

[round summit]

yea it's not been great I'll tell you that for free

[sharp jacinth]

who was dragged down by the stone

WHO WAS DRAGGED DOWN BY THE STONE

[vapid thistle]

yeah thats not awesome

[harsh oak]

:(

[strange crater]

:3

[sharp jacinth]

i curse you into a female body

im so evil

im such an evil guy i should be arrested

and

forcefemmed

y'know

not into a woman

just into a femboy

cause

im so evil

[round summit]

do I still get this curse if I beg to receive it?

[harsh oak]

Excuse me?

I shouldn't be surprised honestly

[sharp jacinth]

no i already cast it

im so evil

is it though

yo give me like 10 minutes

[shy pasture]

😭 ts is disgusting- getting off to being forced to be a woman is honestly sad and so devaluing

[sharp jacinth]

shhh im investigating

not into it just investigating

yeah its some freaky shit

[round summit]

when does it activate

[sharp jacinth]

2-3 buisness moths

[round summit]

I'll be looking forward to my first transiversary then

hope that doesn't mean I'll have this sleep curse until then though, I might genuinely kick the bucket

[shy pasture]

transiversary? these transgenders be making up new holidays

[round summit]

hey it's during pride month allow it

wait dang I shoulda waited a few days with coming out online, I could've claimed both 6-9 dates as anniversaries

[sharp jacinth]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[restive parcel]

Thags what kristy noems husband is into right

[shy pasture]

well kinda

[round summit]

my sleeping curse may have been replaced already, I didn't wake up a few hours after falling asleep this time

[sharp jacinth]

man how did we get here from a poem

[vapid thistle]

-# u started forcefemming curses

[sharp jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221723482879164466/1490001759568134164/image0.gif

[primal karma]

…

[shy pasture]

Time to forcefem blahaj and add silicone boobs

[primal karma]

what.

[sharp jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233523753984721038/1490015906556805232/togif.gif

[primal karma]

dude u gotta stop sniffing the powder

[shy pasture]

I wanna photoshop a sharkie pn him now

[primal karma]

also who tf is that guy?

[shy pasture]

Kristi noems husband

[sharp jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233523753984721038/1490509530834927686/togif.gif

[primal karma]

no idea who the fuck that is.

[shy pasture]

Kristi noem was the head of ice for a while

[primal karma]

… aint those guys homophobic or sum?

listen no idea who kristi noem is or is it even a man but if it is in fact a man that would make it quite funny.

nevermind.

[shy pasture]

Welll kristi noem is a woman, and her husband is into this weird forcefem bimbo sissy stuff lol

[primal karma]

that… thats… im not sure how to feel about that

this would describe my current state quite well.

[shy pasture]

That is purely disgusting, yet hilarious considering his wife ran ice lmao

[primal karma]

im not sure those guys even have management considering they be js shooting anyone who doesn’t look white enough.

or… even white people at this point not even americans themselves are safe.

i just remembered that ice agents once knocked out and arrested an american citizen, stole his phone and sold it at one of those phone buying machines

…

yuck.

[meager jungle]

uhh

meow?

[primal karma]

🫵✅👍

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1270002986000711812.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=DangerouslyHappy

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214243184742367242/1362956144594915499/togif-24.gif

mraow

[restive parcel]

She also shot a puppy in the face because it was "untrainable"

Like 8 month old puppy

Shot it in the face with her handgun

[sharp jacinth]

oh dear

[restive parcel]

Also i just frew up for the third time today

[wooden oar]

in the movie look who's back this was literally the only thing the authors could come up to make the in universe german audience dislike hitler

[primal karma]

…

Pᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ʖᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ⚍∷ᒷ↸, ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ╎∷ 𝙹∷⊣ᔑリᓭ ∷╎!¡!¡ᒷ↸ 𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ⎓ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ. T⍑ᒷ|| ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ᓭ⚍⎓⎓ᒷ∷ ᔑᓭ ᒲ⚍ᓵ⍑ ᔑᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ 𝙹リᒷᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ↸𝙹 ᓭ𝙹, ᔑリ↸ ∴ᔑℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲᓭᒷꖎ⍊ᒷᓭ ʖᒷᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ⊣ ᔑᓭ !¡ᔑ||ᒲᒷリℸ ̣ ⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ╎∷ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リᓭ.

[sharp jacinth]

slow down there buckoo

[primal karma]

they should have to scream for help with no mouth, suffering as everyone around ignores their cries. they should watch the world forget them, as they fall into nothing, for all eternity.

they should be the ones to test new torture methods, in hopes to redeem a fraction of their guilt, not being able to do so even after ages of pain.

[sharp jacinth]

dude, i hate them too but you gotta chill

[primal karma]

or just feed em to peta.

(don’t think it will help but hey at least its something)

[sharp jacinth]

sometimes, i hear people try to argue that being trans is a choice and im like. ok? god forbid people have fun, who cares if its a choice or not, its bodily autonomy

[primal karma]

zien for gods sake stop with the powder sniffing

[shy pasture]

... it matters cuz your insurance pays for treatment

[primal karma]

i know it look tasty but its bad for you.

[shy pasture]

And being trans is not a choice, its a biological condition often associated with severe suffering

Thats like saying Alzheimers is a choice

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/corn-party-gif-23289314

[sharp jacinth]

man fuck insurance. get a wizard to do the job

[shy pasture]

I wish

But sadly I either go with insurance, find a billion bucks for surgeries that dont even exist yet or I continue living with this incurable condition that makes my life hell

[sharp jacinth]

i could think of more options, all of them worse

hmmmm

[sharp jacinth]

i pray for you.

[primal karma]

wait wait wait wuh… its… a condition? so you guys like uuh just feel like you are in the wrong body? thats… im not sure i can comprehend that.

[sharp jacinth]

ok imagine you are forced into using the wrong minecraft skin

[primal karma]

explained on monkeys ahh sentence

but yes i get the concept i mean the feeling of it.

[sharp jacinth]

the lord intends for you to find happiness. there is a path

it involves fraud but there is a path

[primal karma]

about that…

im kind of an atheist so uhm…

uuh…

yeah.

[sharp jacinth]

i intend for you to find happiness

[primal karma]

all hail libertador.

[shy pasture]

There is no direct feeling of "being in the wrong body"- yet it is often described as such due to conditions that develop from the suffering... for example depression, anxiety.. or dissociation- where dissociation often is a coping mechanism that causes people to "run on autopilot" and disconnect from their body- and this combination of dysphoria (suffering from body specific things + dissociation) often gets described as well- in the wrong body

[sharp jacinth]

GOD WILLING, ALL OF YOU WILL FEEL COMFORTABLE IN YOUR BODY

[primal karma]

huh… weird… i had that in like 4th grade. for like a good year i couldn’t tell my dreams apart from reality, often wondering how many weeks it has been since the last time i actually decided on something… it felt… odd yet completely normal at the same time…

[sharp jacinth]

you are all in my prayers tonight. i pray for your happiness. for your joy. i pray for your good fortune

[primal karma]

no no im fine with my ugly aah for now at least… but what i don’t really understand is the phenomenon of you being… on autopilot. it happened to me yet it feels like… memories of memories… i know it happened yet i cannot understand how or what was the cause of it… i didn’t face any depression in life no on the contrary - life was great. yet it felt like a life i was just watching…

[strange crater]

why is taxes so religious all of a sudden lol

[shy pasture]

There is also no feeling of feeling male or female- maybe masculine or feminine at best. What trans people feel is a deep suffering from their gender/sex- be that on a social level or well physical with their primary/secondary sexual characteristics- where things cause you a lot of distress. I'm for example so fucking scared of my body hair I need to shave all the time and generally wear a jacket to hide my body because other parts such as my shoulders also cause me a lot of distress. Put that alongside the yearning to be a woman... and boom you have a trans person

Idk why it causes us distress, why we are far happier and healthier the other way- but considering my first memoties of it were when I was like 4... it was nothing I learned, but developed from my biology most likely

[sharp jacinth]

easter yesterday

[strange crater]

haha lol
my super religious grandma called my mom

[shy pasture]

Girl you sound like one of those people trying to pray the trans out lol 🙏 😭

[strange crater]

and started angrily trying to force me and my sister to go to church

[primal karma]

not sure whats that about but uuh hers some pics of my cat.

[sharp jacinth]

im prayin the trans in dw

love one another no matter what

[primal karma]

the furball yearns for glory so i gotta post him sometimes when i feel like it.

[wooden oar]

this sounds like an episode

[shy pasture]

lol TIF

[harsh oak]

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME

[sharp jacinth]

DRAW THE YURI STRAIGHT BOY

[harsh oak]

I am the straightest straight that ever straighted

In all seriousness, please don't call me gay

I don't like it when people do that

That works

[harsh oak]

BUT I DON'T WANT TOOO

I JUS WANNA DRAW DINOSAUES

[restive parcel]

Dinosaur Yuri

[harsh oak]

Hm...

Hmmmmmmm

Maybe

[shy pasture]

🤔

[toxic oyster]

what

[strange crater]

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a meme or not

[sharp jacinth]

what

[round summit]

I thought this for about 20 years. Your time will come.

[sharp jacinth]

you're green now!

[round summit]

I was this same colour before easter

I've got a pdn file that's just like 50 layers of different colour parts. I've got a colour for each month and then also a few holidays

I wanna draw my own pfp at some point though to truly make it my own rather than editing an existing image

[wooden oar]

I guess nonbinary falls under the trans umbrella, but this seems oddly like having imposter syndrome about your gender

[round summit]

that's me :3

[shy pasture]

But being a woman is not being nb

[wooden oar]

there are nb identities within that associate partly with being women, like demigirl

but that's not really what that post was after I would guess

[strange crater]

yo

hd backrooms trailer fire

[raven cradle]

i remember when this chat was only about blåhaj

[strange crater]

demigirl mentioned

[raven cradle]

IT REALLY FEELS LIKE THAT THO

[wooden oar]

https://tenor.com/view/torpedo-roomba-blahaj-3-33-gif-15282250224227475778

[restive parcel]

I don't judge what the shark enjoys

[meager jungle]

blahaj looks dead in the corner </3

[restive parcel]

Its doing family guy death pose

[meager jungle]

it is omg

weow

[restive parcel]

I love burying myself below my sharks

[meager jungle]

i wanna do that so baddd

[restive parcel]

Come here

[meager jungle]

too far </3

[restive parcel]

Im in europe

It really isnt

[meager jungle]

it really is

[restive parcel]

You take the underwater tunnel to land of fr*nch and then take a train into Switzerland and then go straight to vienna

Shrimple

[meager jungle]

blegh

still not easy tho

[strange crater]

what does that say?

[restive parcel]

Id say hes tryna spell cheeseburger

But off of the pronunciation

It just says "what is bro searching for"

[wooden oar]

giving your friends a plushy of yourself is really funny honestly

giving your friends a plushy of themselves is also really funny but a lot more creepy

[shy pasture]

is shibari another codeword for bondaage?

[woeful smelt]

-#

[restive parcel]

Its prolly some sort of technique

[shy pasture]

you saw nothing

[harsh oak]

Dey best friens

[restive parcel]

Headcrab

[harsh oak]

Yes :)

Bagel is the headcrab's name

[toxic oyster]

BAGEL

[harsh oak]

What about bagel?

[restive parcel]

Couch

[still cipher]

heaven*

[sharp jacinth]

not enough blahaj so

almost heaven

west virginia

[raven cradle]

Blue ridge mountain

[sharp jacinth]

shenadoah river

[sacred wasp]

life was old there

[restive parcel]

Older than disease

[shut bramble]

Isn't it the trees

Younger than the mountains

[cinder barn]

growin' like the bees

[shy pasture]

country roads, take me home (dutch is not-- a language)

[shut bramble]

DUTCH IS A LANGUAGE

[shy pasture]

its not

yall just speak german with the accent of a duck

[primal karma]

true.

[shy pasture]

like I can watch dutch television without any issues lol

[primal karma]

btw why do ppl call it “swiss german” that doesnt even remotely sound like german i DO NOT comprehend what them swiss ppl be sayin but they sure as hell are not speaking the language i learned.

[toxic oyster]

didnt it originally come from german settlers who had a funny dialect to begin with

[primal karma]

i dunno man but it sound hella odd

[cinder barn]

An excuse for all the Swiss people to drink beer ig. I learned a bit of Deutsch and can pick up on parts but Swiss German is indistinguishable from angry polish for me...

[primal karma]

its “Hochdeutsch” official name for the most widely used variation of german. thers also bavarian german and some other weird dialects.

[shy pasture]

its literally just german with some slight changes

well both dutch and swiss german

[vapid thistle]

so real

i agree on this statement

[zinc jungle]

yes, dutch is a germanic language. Its the same for English.

[zinc jungle]

so is swiss.

[toxic oyster]

(swiss german)

-# i meant, not dutch

[shy pasture]

eh

it is far more complicated

[shy pasture]

ehhh

you're technically correct, but kinda off

in that sense dutch and german are as closely related as swedish or gothic and english

which is untrue for the relationship of dutch/swiss and german

[sharp jacinth]

simply put, dutch isn't real

[shy pasture]

basically they're the same language up until ~1600- maybe even a bit longer

yet more of a language continuum

and that changes, a bit, with the translations of the bible

as the main german bible is translated in something some might call saxon german, by Martin Luther

the same guy the Lutherans come from

and well the dutch had their own translation, hence why their language standardized in a different way

the swiss did as well, but only later, so they're still very closely linked to modern german

yet dutch is not usually associated as german, but fun fact, the endonym of both "german" and "dutch" comes from the same germanic source- "the people" or something like that

so basically....

[strange crater]

to quote a wise man - "Italians are the worst kind of French people"

[round summit]

idk I haven't seen anyone beat the french

[shut bramble]

Liegenbeest

Moge je kussens warm zijn aan bijde kanten vannacht

[vapid thistle]

what a nightmare

[deep jackal]

ı ɔɐu'ʇ ʍɐıʇ ɟoɹ ʇɥǝ ɔɥıןdɹǝu ʍɐʇɔɥıuƃ ʇɥıs ʇo ƃǝʇ nıƃɥʇɯɐɹǝs ɟɹoɯ ʇɥǝ ɯonsʇǝɹ

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-bubble-tadc-bubble-bleh-gif-5570167453059714434

[still cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-why-are-you-like-this-the-amazing-digital-circus-caine-gif-8964937870592899060

[harsh oak]

Holy shit, bubble's speaking Australian!

[vapid thistle]

lel

https://giphy.com/gifs/bleh-bubble-tadc-LG15JCqWQDcuL4ZzPe

[sharp jacinth]

rude. claude is a "clanker" cause it aint evil

truke

[sharp jacinth]

You're so right! ChatGPT is basically unusable! This shows how large your car is!

[strange crater]

github student removed all but one claude options

and also now force gpt for completion

gpt is awful

[unique nexus]

Fish :3

[meager jungle]

very beautiful

very powerful

[restive parcel]

|| like you :3 ||

[meager jungle]

weow,,,,

thays u tho noyt me

[restive parcel]

no tis u and everz other transfem reading this

let me call people cute

for your dog right?

i was joking but yk

point is let me call girls cute

[meager jungle]

nyop

not me

everyone else is tho

[restive parcel]

yes you

[meager jungle]

no me

[restive parcel]

yes

youre all adorable

[meager jungle]

nop

jane fibber!!

-# 😭

[restive parcel]

wtf did i just read

[restive parcel]

i actualy dont know how old she is so that joke may not be appropriate

[meager jungle]

im wone year younger than her i think,,,

[restive parcel]

like

could you not

[toxic oyster]

steering the topic away IMMEDIATELY

wtf

[restive parcel]

please

yes

thanks teacup

[toxic oyster]

no0

zien

not lol

serious no

[meager jungle]

uhmm

meow

[restive parcel]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFRObfpXgAAmQc9.webp

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/osu-plague-inc-meme-memes-gif-19668426

[restive parcel]

truetella

anyways tldr of earlier conversation amoria is cute

:anygamers:

could you just let me call people cute

[strange crater]

-# nonbinary cat?

[restive parcel]

the 3 gender

boy girl and cat

[meager jungle]

weowie,,,,

[restive parcel]

shes not denying it

this is progress

[meager jungle]

last times i did that bad things happened,,,,

[restive parcel]

everytime you deny it i throw a blahaj at you

[meager jungle]

but what if i want thattt

[restive parcel]

everytime you dont deny it ill throw one at you

Getting insanely britsh rn

[shut bramble]

-# who is gumbus

[restive parcel]

-# ~~ or just come here that way i wont have to throw them /J ~~

[meager jungle]

awwh

okayt im cute

[mellow jackal]

😝

[restive parcel]

Well done

[meager jungle]

meow

[round summit]

I'm very much not but maybe one day

[restive parcel]

You are

Grrr

[round summit]

there's potential. I've got a decent body shape even before e, but at no point would I call my current state cute haha

[mellow jackal]

what

[restive parcel]

City airport train

[hazy pollen]

I've noticed an increasing trend of flirting and NSFW topics being brought up in this channel, so i want to make something very clear. This is a 13+ server with a primary audience of kids. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any NSFW topics and going forward any mention of them will be met with immediate warns/mutes if it is a first offence and ban if it is a second. While I cannot fully prevent people from interacting as they wish, I will warn you all to be very careful with interacting with strangers both here and especially in dms, and if you have any concerns or are uncomfortable with how other community members are interacting with you, please do not hesitate to reach out to any member of the moderation team and we will do all in our power to resolve the situation. This is a safe space, and i would like to keep it that way, but that starts with minding how and what you're saying.

[raven cradle]

wait hold on what, people are sending that here? in the blåposting?

[woeful smelt]

not exact but it's getting borderline

[unique nexus]

Yah

[raven cradle]

shit man

thats wild

[strange crater]

at a private Christian collage rn for a STEM event

found this in the child development room or smth

I don't even know what the bottom 2 are

-# also blurry photo cause I was being discrete

[strange crater]

bottom right looks like it could be trans, but the picture is of literally the same person

[shut bramble]

wtf

[deep jackal]

-# might be my stupid ass but is the confusion part is bad right

-# like thinking queer people are confused

-# im being stupid arent i

[strange crater]

their book said one thing, reality said another

and their book can't be confused, so we must be the ones

or some crap like that

[strange crater]

"book" also applies to their understanding of the world rather than just bible

[strange crater]

why would that be being stupid?

[deep jackal]

oh i was confused if i was reading that right lol

Chanied ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) why would that be being stupid?

[abstract shell]

gives crazy just basic biology vibe

Ahhh I love how silly the Deadlock discord is. It has a whole channel for pets, basically the only reason I'm in it anymore lol. Oh and Rem... he's a um eppy sleepy pillow loving creature. Got to love him until he's stealing your teams soul gambling machines every 8 mins. Oke adhd randomness yap done back to lurking for another 2 months lmao.

[restive parcel]

yuri

[wide girder]

Zien permanently banned - Minecraft Usernames: niet_zien, theaddon

• Zien has been permanently banned for sharing NSFW images and text, as well as offensive slurs.
• We recommend anyone in contact with Zien stops communication for the reasons outlined above, especially if you're under 18.

We don't accept this kind of behaviour and if you see it please report it. This is meant to be a safe space for everyone.

[zinc jungle]

huh

who is zien

what did they send

[vapid thistle]

o

[wide girder]

NSFW content via text and images. As well as offensive content.

[vapid thistle]

damb

[zinc jungle]

friends Zien and is 14

ok

[restive parcel]

What images did she send huh

[mellow jackal]

freaky shit

things not for here!!

[wide girder]

They have been deleted for obvious reasons. They aren't available for moderators either i've saved them locally as i'm 18+ for archival purposes only.

[restive parcel]

Ah

But

Why tho

Like why do you just choose to send like nsfw images randomly

I have an idea for a new rule

If you get banned maddy is personally allowed to shoot you with a gun

[smoky rain]

Well zien was already the one pushing the convos in that direction the most

[restive parcel]

I know but i figured it was a joke

People have dirty senses of humor

Not gonna act like im 100% innocent either but yk self control and whatever

[round summit]

self control? what's that?

/s

[restive parcel]

Flip

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dabladeledalbad-gif-4422647024100362902

[shut bramble]

-# Ill be knocking on wood but at least im not involved this time 🫤

[zinc jungle]

Ill be knocking on wood but at least im not involved this time 🫤

[unique nexus]

This fr me

[unique nexus]

#1316655475907104788 message

[harsh oak]

Saw that, was more just expressing what I felt, as I just woke up

Emphasis on the woke

[unique nexus]

Fair enough

[strange crater]

this chat is extremely woke

[harsh oak]

That's why emphasis on the woke

[strange crater]

well zien isn't here to call you gay

[harsh oak]

Oh yeah

WOOOO

[sharp jacinth]

gay (respectfully)

[round summit]

the pipeline is waiting (respectfully)

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/guaton-computadora-enojado-computer-rage-gif-14480338

[mellow jackal]

i support this completely actually

[meager jungle]

weow

[still cipher]

-# Paige and Mina is my new Lesbian ship now and nobody can stop me!

-#

[strange crater]

[zinc jungle]

i wonder why

[mellow jackal]

in other news

max verstappen is now on my wall

[deep jackal]

BREAKING!
Maddy has max verstappen on her car

[mellow jackal]

what

[vapid thistle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/red-bull-racing-dafinazkr-f1-eWVvMCrSN2yDK3NdDm

[shut bramble]

Lmao

[zinc jungle]

in other news

[vapid thistle]

in other news

[shut bramble]

In other news

(Ik ik it's mox's build but still)

[vapid thistle]

-# its eternals tho

[shut bramble]

-# it is?

[vapid thistle]

yes

[shut bramble]

Oh

Fu

I ordered it from mox soo

[vapid thistle]

moxy borrowed eternals design

[sharp jacinth]

how is everyone today

[zinc jungle]

amazing

[zinc jungle]

Trains

[strange crater]

blahaj

[harsh oak]

Woke

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1270002986000711812.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=DangerouslyHappy

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1270002986000711812.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=DangerouslyHappy

[sharp jacinth]

hi guys

woke

[vapid thistle]

i am awoke

[sharp jacinth]

woke

[wooden oar]

this is at least the third time this box of estrogen made it to here

[strange crater]

thats gay

[raven cradle]

thats homophobic

or however that from "community" goes

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LE4-qoAf0-o

this thing

[sharp jacinth]

dead chat

[harsh oak]

Shush

Chat revived 👍

[toxic oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172800072237461604/1442252685557497898/L4_LOL_short.gif

[harsh oak]

My brain when someone asks me a simple question

[meager jungle]

me when the

[zinc jungle]

what happened bro?

[toxic oyster]

weh

[zinc jungle]

it is trying to fly

flap flap flap

[cinder barn]

Same but without the part about the simple question

This is just my brain at all times

[harsh oak]

Huh that actually feels more accurate

[sharp jacinth]

gang i will die on ANY hill

[round summit]

yea my cardio's also really bad

[zinc jungle]

i can turn this bottle, into a glass

where did it go

it's up my a

[restive parcel]

Lovely

[sharp jacinth]

true

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/danyare-dannyare-lumberinc-linc-minc-gif-16330139238812258970

wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/davenport-iowa-umbrella-swimming-surreal-gif-8811988720731141001

there we are

[harsh oak]

D:

Insane misclick

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/danyare-dannyare-lumberinc-linc-minc-gif-16330139238812258970

[harsh oak]

Please no

My discomfort it immeasurable

[sharp jacinth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-gay-tuff-DMVPvOIRovYfc2jYMO

[harsh oak]

Please don't call me gay, I'm being serious

[sharp jacinth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-gay-tuff-DMVPvOIRovYfc2jYMO

ok but imagine it says straight

[harsh oak]

Better

[sharp jacinth]

:D

[harsh oak]

:)

[sharp jacinth]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEYohpBacAAOEID.webp

[restive parcel]

Do not call me a boy i will stab you

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/danyare-dannyare-lumberinc-linc-minc-gif-16330139238812258970

ok pretend it says girl

if that helps

[restive parcel]

Doesn't

[sharp jacinth]

ok

i apologize

forgive me

[restive parcel]

No blåhaj for a week

[harsh oak]

Glad I'm not that person

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-meow-kiss-gif-8323240123434196674

[harsh oak]

Good for you ig 👍

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/foxfox-furry-meme-theroguez-gif-25593516

Pipefox

[wooden oar]

thought about this for a second too long and now I'm horrified

[restive parcel]

What the fuck

[strange crater]

have you never seen pipefox?

https://youtu.be/v9fjG1LnmpY?si=tK9rxz4_Y7LC6ejt

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-gif-15497850469310203979

Fop

[restive parcel]

True

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362541745136603207/1447289911181836298/Blahaj_Supremacy_ver2.gif

[vapid thistle]

fr

[restive parcel]

Yes

[fluid pawn]

𐔌˙.

[fluid pawn]

I built a control circuit for it

[restive parcel]

for the blahaj?

[fluid pawn]

showing this off

[zinc jungle]

How

[meager jungle]

how does one even acquire such a thing

it is very cool btw

[fluid pawn]

relays and 120v

[fluid pawn]

Facebook marketplace :3

[meager jungle]

weowie

[dim trench]

Cleaning...

[fluid pawn]

man, cmon zep

!clean 10 -u 1121908310778597388

[dim trench]

Cleaning...

[fluid pawn]

pls work

you hate me zep :(

[shut bramble]

War happen

[woeful smelt]

attempt to clean messages that are older than a bot can interact with

[shut bramble]

Lmao

[sharp jacinth]

i assume you made that cause you are smart

[fluid pawn]

smart is a strong word

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[toxic pond]

Banned/j

[sharp jacinth]

@meager jungle can you kill this person pwetty pwease with a cherry on top

[meager jungle]

bwuhj

im too eepy to understands

[sharp jacinth]

ok

[sharp jacinth]

y'all don't even know ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y13j5JfKlQ

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/infinitestratos-0814-attack-gif-14776258

[raven cradle]

someone gotta make a blåhaj airship as soon as aero comes

[primal karma]

ITS IN 30 MINUTES

wait… 22 actually

anyways PEOPLE GO DOWNLOAD AERO SOON

[shut bramble]

CORRRRECTION

DOWNLOAD AERO 43 MINUTES AGO

[zinc jungle]

AHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHH

AERO

[sharp jacinth]

ITS OUT

WHAT

FR

YES

[restive parcel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AKdptobtk3U?si=VHgyKkMXAw3LbZAu

Rainworld meme dump because ues

[harsh oak]

Rainworld mentioned

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/containment-breach-rain-world-slug-cat-gif-11050253756124123148

[raven cradle]

wheres the blåhaj airship at gang

[meager jungle]

i eated it

sorry

[harsh oak]

Imma make a new one...

When I remember

I'll make a blåhaj train

That way I'll actually be more motivated

[smoky rain]

Here you go

[meager jungle]

WEOW

[gleaming arch]

Hello guys, I comed out as trans, yippe

https://tenor.com/view/kirara-dumb-face-hope-gif-9066626815217703553

[raven cradle]

That is beutiful

[smoky rain]

🪞

[shut bramble]

🥚

[vapid thistle]

[meager jungle]

-#

[unique nexus]

Best creation yet

Please tell me it flys

[smoky rain]

Idk yet, I made it around a year ago

I'm messing around in survival for now

[restive parcel]

🫪

Its real

🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[toxic oyster]

hel is that

[woeful smelt]

🫪

Idk what its name is

Discord hasn't added as a native emoji yet

[toxic oyster]

or iphone

[woeful smelt]

Are you seeing some sort of placeholder icon atm?

[toxic oyster]

on desktop square

ok iphone question mark

[woeful smelt]

It's basically this emoji but just the straight on static view

[meager jungle]

it looks so sillyy

[sacred wasp]

🫪

[wooden oar]

amazing

I need it

[shut bramble]

🫪🫪🫪

[sacred wasp]

it no work on pc

[restive parcel]

I love it

🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[sacred wasp]

🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[strange crater]

🫪

[restive parcel]

NO MADELINE DONT

[round summit]

I want it

[shut bramble]

WAIT IT STOP WORKY ON MY PHONY

[harsh oak]

Should I install blåhaj mod to my server

[vapid thistle]

yes

[harsh oak]

Here we go

[ivory fern]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-cute-catboy-cat-boom-gif-10402720155448105377

[green dagger]

This post has 10.000 messages.. how...

[restive parcel]

Autism (probably)

Hung him out to dry

[green dagger]

I got one at my other place

[harsh oak]

How am I going to explain this to bro help

[vapid thistle]

shork :3

[restive parcel]

The woke liberal left forced you to install blåhaj

[harsh oak]

But I am a woke left wing myself, and I'm pretty sure bro is as well

[restive parcel]

So whats the issue

[harsh oak]

I'll still have to explain myself

Or maybe I could add it in with a bunch of other mods to make it more subtle

[strange crater]

blahaj is cute and cuddly

what more is there to explain

blahaj is love, blahaj is life

[restive parcel]

Shoutout my school

[strange crater]

JOSEPH MENTIONED

[lethal cave]

just you Building a bomb in school casualy

[harsh oak]

I bet I could make a bigger explosion

[restive parcel]

Ok i guess

I probably could aswell but my school wouldn't appreciate it

Also for your consideration: thermite

[strange crater]

when the teacher brings a bomb, everyone claps
when i bring a bomb, its a "crime"
hypocrites

[toxic oyster]

[unique nexus]

our teacher at one point it was a friday evening and he knew we all wanted to go home so he made a gummy bear explode and set off the fire alarm idk what experiment it was but we got to go home early that day :D

[raven cradle]

is that you?

wait nvm

thats a difrent situation than the first clip you sendt lol

[sharp jacinth]

man wtf goin on in austria

[sacred wasp]

is this how close iran is to producing nuclear weapons?

[strange crater]

"in my opinion" -trump

[harsh oak]

"fake news" -trump

[strange crater]

hold on, let me find the quote

eh, can't find it

but he said something like "in my opinion, they are 3 days away from having nuclear weapons"

[harsh oak]

O alr

I thought you were just quoting something trump says a lot

[fluid pawn]

every 2 years they are 3 weeks away

[restive parcel]

They've been 3 weeks away since 1990

[sacred wasp]

When he says days away, hes technically not wrong, its just a lot of days

[strange crater]

Iran be edging their nuke production

[restive parcel]

Can we not do this again

[meager jungle]

meow

[gleaming arch]

blahaj

[elder vigil]

Blahaj and the Gays are too powerful

Wait I know what I'm making for pride month now lmao that was a really random idea.

[restive parcel]

I wish i looked like a cute girl

[wooden oar]

that image seems quite familiar...

oh I don't think anyone talked about it here but that one new yuri anime has a shark plushie

[restive parcel]

Wait really

Girls kissing and blåhaj

In the same media

Waow

[fluid pawn]

estrogen, butter, and excessive leg exercises took me from looking like an average dude in engineering to looking like someone's mother

IF I CAN DO IT

YOU CAN TOO

seriously though this is my PSA to all other tgirls out there EAT LOTS OF BUTTER AND BURGER

AND THEN GO GYM AND POWER LIFT IT ALL OFFF RRAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[restive parcel]

Nah

[vapid thistle]

so strong

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bulk-bogan-moskles-muscles-yis-gif-19075423

[wooden oar]

happens more often that you'd think!!

[restive parcel]

Unfortunately not for me

[round summit]

I already have a good butt and legs for the most part, just need all this yucky hair gone
and a corset and some core exercise

[sacred wasp]

Doggo and Steve :3

[fluid pawn]

yes

[fluid pawn]

MY MOOSCLES

[round summit]

poor haj needs a wash