2023_summer

[safe minnow]

but you would imply you job hopped every 3 months

[astral dew]

Bet! Speedrun to Senior at Uber then chase super high TC

[hallow scroll]

w

[safe minnow]

I think even 6 months can be a bad look

At least a year

[hallow scroll]

times are tough just say you got laid off

3 times

[safe minnow]

Just make a startup and put yourself at the very top

No need to go through all this beaucracy

400k?

How much does it cost to live in NYC

Like a good spot

A year?

I’m paying 6k over here

A year

Hmm

210k in spare cash

Not bad at all

DoorDash sushi 4x per day

Can you get a place near wall street for 30k

[hallow scroll]

shoebox

sadge

wish zon didnt move my location from nyc

[safe minnow]

Are there any upsides to Manhattan

[thorn quartz]

rats

[safe minnow]

Ya?

[scenic sluice]

so say yes or no

[safe minnow]

No

Don’t ever say it lmao

[scenic sluice]

yeah that's what i was thinking lol

just wanted to b sure

yeah yeah

[safe minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972617781910597682/1068322551828316251/1066097230299287572.gif

[hallow scroll]

tired

interview was long, went gym after and now im leetcoding since the technical humbled me

[safe minnow]

[midnight sonnet]

Is NYC all that it's cracked up to be?

@low vale does Cita black list u if u fail r1/r2/final?

[thorn quartz]

how have i never watched gurren lagann

am i stupid or what

yes yes yes

[safe minnow]

Lel124 is no longer ok

I gotchu

cheese meister

Chilling, wbu

[broken meadow]

i think react is a metaphor for life

that's how i be doing

[safe minnow]

Rip 19h

[broken meadow]

except i dont do

i just pass down my plans of doing in the callback argument

i have no agency myself

my plans are all on the whims of the event handler

[safe minnow]

'blox

[broken meadow]

damn you must be really good at predicting infectious wildlife diseases

[safe minnow]

Ye with the rest of the gang

[safe minnow]

At a certain point it's just a pc check

Can you pc handle this shit ass OA without dying

Weeds out >50% applicants

[broken meadow]

yeah the poors dont deserve to provide for their kin

[safe minnow]

Yeah we gonna get something setup

We got like 20 active people here to meetup?

I think >10

San Mateo, a bit on the souther side of the bay area

I assume you're in Menlo park?

Or nah

Ah ok

[thorn quartz]

cali !

im gonna slowly fix my sleep schedule and sleep at the early hour of 1am today

[stable spire]

ur from ca?

[thorn quartz]

no im interning there

[stable spire]

same

[safe minnow]

There’s a decent chance our actives will be hella active in nyc if you’re still there next summer

[thorn quartz]

i think most of the regulars here are

[stable spire]

ill either be in santa monica or san jose if discord pulls through

[thorn quartz]

oh thats pretty sick

[thorn quartz]

what company is santa monica

discord would be so sick

[stable spire]

zip

[thorn quartz]

ah gj

[stable spire]

they removed posting today and im shitting myself lol

[safe minnow]

@thorn quartz what’s with the new nickname

[thorn quartz]

i am an incredibly promiscuous man and thought that everyone should know of my promiscuity

we havent gotten appts yet more info coming soon

ive told myself im going to start studying for my os midterm early so ill see how that goes

[simple garden]

Study for NAC

[thorn quartz]

i think all low level classes are worth taking

[simple garden]

Comp arch is cool

[broken meadow]

yo i love zip

[safe minnow]

Yeah comp arch is cool

[broken meadow]

use zip for leetcode all thetime

[safe minnow]

Do most colleges enforce arch -> systems?

[broken meadow]

that's not very cache memory of you

[thorn quartz]

apple 🤤 maybe next yr

[broken meadow]

do you guys actually go to lectures

[thorn quartz]

no but if i did my grades would be higher

significantly

[broken meadow]

why

u cant pause them

[simple garden]

Only if it's a subject I really like

[thorn quartz]

because i wouldntg have to cram

[broken meadow]

or 1.5x them

why

[simple garden]

Like lin alg I will prob go

[broken meadow]

just study regularly lmao

[stable spire]

ive walked in "snowstorms" for paralell programming lectures

[thorn quartz]

also v true

[stable spire]

and other lectures that have cpp

[broken meadow]

i get it tho

we are not infallible machines that can just declare a plan at one point in time and know that we will follow it

we are attracted by many conflicting incentives

some desirable some less so

[stable spire]

speak for yourself i prefetched my caches with 4 yrs of material beofre entering

[broken meadow]

sometimes attending lectures in person can proxy as a forcing factor

i believe the kids these days call that "coping"

[safe minnow]

Yeah but did they run out of memory and cause you to start overwriting it with new material

[thorn quartz]

where are u for summer?

company wise

oh thats so dope

2x

beastmode

same team then different project or what

dope

[somber solstice]

do quant mf's really be solving this type of shit on the regular

time to grind harder... time to start doing putnam shit too

💀

no way, bro is different

i have no idea how to approach this shit

long rope was so fkn hard

the solution online was 💀

teach me how tf u solve this shit

oh it's like approximately one second

idk how to find the EV of furthest from 1000

[somber solstice]

hmm....

ill look into it

[ashen matrix]

anyone applied for johnson and johnson?

do they always just give a digital interview to anyone

i applied to like 4 positions, received 3 digitals

[spring mural]

no

[fresh temple]

employee #10 at scale annualized TC way higher than any quant mf

SWE >>

unless you gonna make your own quant fir

[fresh temple]

simply pick the right startup 4head

that sounds like venture capital with more steps

[safe minnow]

I forgot how good starting the day with a 30 minute run can make it

Different time zone

[lament chasm]

Anyone had the crowdstrike phone? What should I expect?

[tawny scaffold]

anyone know how is patreon swe intern interview like?

[soft basin]

amazon doin these interviews for no reason 💀

[jaunty kiln]

Anyone interview for Crowdstrike?

[jaunty kiln]

Got mine later today as well. Have you heard anything about it?

[lament chasm]

Nah, will u let me know some details after yours?

[jaunty kiln]

Yep

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/tylenol-my-beloved-gif-25990951

[midnight sonnet]

@hallow scroll hear back from discord yet?

[hallow scroll]

nah probably later today or tomorrow

its gonna be an L tho the final was hard

[midnight sonnet]

fuck gl king

what'd they ask?

[hallow scroll]

id say med on the harder side it was more implementation heavy then some algo but I also havent leetcoded since november

[midnight sonnet]

what was it?

[hallow scroll]

recruiter said it would not be leetcode/trick question, proceeds to be leetcode/trick question

indeed

[midnight sonnet]

gl brother

[icy raptor]

Can u stop sending anime shit. I can’t even open my discord in class

[gentle latch]

Just stop caring about what others in class think

[hallow scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-vtuber-watson-amelia-hololive-en-amelia-vtuber-gif-18638853

[midnight sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-soyjak-ahegao-soy-boy-soy-smile-gif-18906091

[midnight sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kızı-anime-kız-tatlı-güzel-gif-26053602

[safe minnow]

[gentle latch]

Nooo juster, have hope
For a few interviews, I wasn't able to fully solve a problem but still passed

[hallow scroll]

someone ik did better then me and still got rejected

[gentle latch]

Better in what way?

[hallow scroll]

if I somehow got the offer id shave my head

had a better sol and got more code written

[gentle latch]

Dang

[hallow scroll]

yee exactly

[gentle latch]

Oh well
U still got slack

Slack goated

[hallow scroll]

[gentle latch]

Discord is where degens like me hang out anyways

[somber solstice]

discord users 🤮

[safe minnow]

[hallow scroll]

NO MORE AWS UNLESS THEY LET ME DO REMOTE THEM MFS MOVED ME TO SEATTLE

[thorn quartz]

nah

[hallow scroll]

gonna wait till I get my manager and try to rizz them up to give me remote

[thorn quartz]

I like to open these

In class

[gentle latch]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[safe minnow]

Tanium?

[hallow scroll]

im not ‼️ slack and amazon remote then just overemployed fr

yea its not I did 4 classes with my fall internship and still did good enough for a return

2 internships seems doable

[gentle latch]

Lol I shoulda done twitter at the same time as another one
Twitter wlb was actually so goated

[tough bear]

that is not worth the effort lol

wat do u say to ur other co-workers when they see ur linkedin

[hallow scroll]

just dont list dates

[tough bear]

u have to go out of ur way to tell the credit agency to not give out ur work info

[hallow scroll]

ik someone who did that

[tough bear]

because hr sometimes verifies through that

it happens

[gentle latch]

Reverie doesnt know something? That's a first lol

[tough bear]

its actually a logistic nightmare the more i think abt it

[gentle latch]

Good tm?

[tough bear]

both have to be remote, hope meetings dont line up

[muted summit]

google team match

[thorn quartz]

what’s the girl next to me gonna do ab it

🗿🗿🗿

[gentle latch]

She not gonna give af

[thorn quartz]

I’ve opened hentai

Multiple times in class/in the gym as people walked by

[safe minnow]

Name checks out

[thorn quartz]

Because I forget to close

[gentle latch]

I gotta add the gigachad emote lol

[thorn quartz]

🗿

[safe minnow]

Add the still one

Not the animated one

For the non nitro users

[gentle latch]

Yeah

[thorn quartz]

Ye

[safe minnow]

Or add an animated sticker

Either one works

Me n u

[gentle latch]

[safe minnow]

[thorn quartz]

[sinful locust]

I can’t stop staring at your back

y are u a trie hater

[safe minnow]

What's the issues with Tries

[thorn quartz]

Thanks I’m in the gym rn I’ll send a pic after maybe

[vague lion]

does 1200 gca guarantee an interview?

i think tinder did resume screen before

but it looks like every1 got it

[gleaming sequoia]

Sheesh

Teach me your ways

I only got 843 😭

[gleaming sequoia]

To whoever ed me, I know it's bad, no need to rub it in my face

Wait is it

I thought it was out of 1600

[hallow scroll]

💀

[gleaming sequoia]

Wait I'm mixing up my tests, that's the SAT

[safe minnow]

No it's out of 2400

[gleaming sequoia]

Holy hell

Yeah my 843 is ass then

Any tips?

[vague lion]

its out of 1200

[safe minnow]

You have to answer the first 4 within 10 minutes

[vague lion]

300 4 questions

[safe minnow]

Then the other 4 activate for 2x points

[gleaming sequoia]

Oh I see

I can only manage 3 of them within 10 minutes

I guess I need to get good

[safe minnow]

[gleaming sequoia]

I should start timing myself when fooling around on CodeForces I guess

I'll probably also have to look at problems with 3 digit ratings, so I can get faster at GCA

😔

[vague lion]

wait

how do u do it then

[gleaming sequoia]

From what I've seen, CodeSignal problems are all less than 1000 on CodeForces, so that might actually be valid

[vague lion]

oh tf

mine doesnt show up

it only shows the block oa from 4 months ago

[gleaming sequoia]

Do y'all have any tips for doing 4 problems in under 10 minutes? I'm honestly struggling a lot with that kind of pace

For the 2x points

Otherwise I'll never be accepted 😦

843/2400 is a failing grade

No?

I'm hoping I can get 849

I think I have the pace, I'm just not confident enough to execute

150 should be enough, I just am not that fast at convincing myself that I found the right answer

[safe minnow]

I want to see someone cheat their ass off and se if they can get 850 after doing the whole thing in under a minute

[gleaming sequoia]

I'll try

Do it in 5

Honestly if you have the confidence and the practice, you should be able to finish in 5 mins

[safe minnow]

It's more like you need to be really lucky on 3

[gleaming sequoia]

That too

I have none of the aforementioned 3 things

Oh facts

Typing as I read

I should actually do that

[safe minnow]

If you get lucky on 4 you can do it in 30s

[gleaming sequoia]

I'll go for 849 sometime then

Oh it's just practice

[thorn quartz]

hohlfk

[somber solstice]

u took 10 minutes to solve all of ur problems ⁉️

bro is a speed demon

[thorn quartz]

How did he do this

[gleaming sequoia]

Yeah 10 mins is insane pacing

[somber solstice]

ik codesignal is easy, but DAMN

[gleaming sequoia]

I think I can manage 20 mins at my current level but that's all

I don't really time myself so I'm quite slow 😅

True

I do want to be able to solve faster though

I'd like to end in the top 100 for Advent of Code for instance

Only managed top 200 last year

Honestly I could probably train up my speed with casual stuff like Clash of Code

Ooh good idea

Why

Did it break or something?

😔

[fair owl]

anyone heard of nagarro?

[gleaming sequoia]

I thought it mattered for places like Quora?

Or was I misinformed?

[white lintel]

I mean if u get 800 u alr solved q4 so why not just go for as high as possible

[hallow scroll]

anything 800+ is fine if you have a good resume

yee same with databricks

[gleaming sequoia]

Yeah true, I really should be optimizing for screens

Haven't gotten past a single screen

[safe minnow]

Tbf Roblox is 100% the dumbass games

Not even the code signal

[dense spear]

I did good on both games afaik but my codesignal was booty

[gleaming sequoia]

Roblox didn't even send me the games 😦

I applied too late

I gotta make sure not to do that this year

Such a freshman moment 😂

👍

Sure

[somber solstice]

im p sure i aced infection

[safe minnow]

I was the infection

[devout jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-boy-rainless-roblox-gif-19290769

[gleaming sequoia]

I am the pestilence

[somber solstice]

@uneven crane add me on LinkedIn

wiat why

idk ur linkedin

no way.

it's rly not that baf

[gleaming sequoia]

Yeah that's mild

[somber solstice]

unless they went to js

then give up

[safe minnow]

[somber solstice]

true ^^^

[gleaming sequoia]

I'll never have to deal with ex issues because I'll never have an ex 😎

[somber solstice]

😭

I'm in love with my ex fr

my ex got offers from hrt and js

[gleaming sequoia]

😔

[somber solstice]

gg

go next

[gleaming sequoia]

Dang

[safe minnow]

as a freshman?

[somber solstice]

yeah, transfer credits went crazy

[safe minnow]

[gleaming sequoia]

Holy hell

[somber solstice]

it's why im in da gym rn

[midnight sonnet]

?????

bro

send her a 4am text saying i miss u and i fucked up pls take me back

[somber solstice]

i could've been a stay at home dad

fumbled so bad

[somber solstice]

i did that alr

[gleaming sequoia]

[midnight sonnet]

ywoch

sorry man

[somber solstice]

gg go next life

fr ⁉️

lfg

as expected tanz

[safe minnow]

And I'll see Tanz too

[gleaming sequoia]

I'll never get HRT 😅

[safe minnow]

After burger king

[midnight sonnet]

my ex is like some film production something on some indie films

i think

[somber solstice]

tanz river trading --> trt?

[midnight sonnet]

where's yahkuña river trading?

[safe minnow]

Keep in mind their RO can be super fucked

[midnight sonnet]

no like where's the image

[safe minnow]

I believe team depdendent

For citsec at least

Some teams aren't looking for returning interns

You'll see if you get an offer anyways

[midnight sonnet]

yes but that's yahkuna river trading, i want yahkuña river trading @rocky star

[safe minnow]

*return offer

I misspoke and didn't mean to write returning interns

[midnight sonnet]

BRO WHY ARE THESE RECRUITERS PLAYIN FR

WHERE IS MY EMAIL

[safe minnow]

good question

No

@low vale we gotta meet up at HRT next summer fr

[safe minnow]

Why not

[gleaming sequoia]

Probably not good enough

[safe minnow]

well you go to target anyways

So you have a shot

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm not even T10 CS

[safe minnow]

Check mutual servers

[gleaming sequoia]

Yeah I don't go to UIUC

[safe minnow]

Wtf

[gleaming sequoia]

They rejected me

[midnight sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-my-beloved-my-beloved-beloved-love-loop-gif-21565043

[safe minnow]

Getting past resume screen

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm not even rated 💀

I don't do contests since I don't like having time limits

What's wecu rated?

Oh nice

Really?

[safe minnow]

It's not good

Imo

[gleaming sequoia]

I see

[somber solstice]

good morning

[gleaming sequoia]

I haven't been to Chipotle in ages

I should go sometime

[safe minnow]

I can't taste the new flavor

And it's more expensive than the regular chicken

[somber solstice]

dumped for being too bad at college apps

and no hope for quant internships

just too stupid 😭

and not big enough either

met someone hotter and smarter than me gg

gg

[safe minnow]

Is this actually what happened

[somber solstice]

no im jk

[safe minnow]

[somber solstice]

i couldn't get into ivy

so wasn't worht it gg

wasn't good enough for parents gg

parents only allow her to date ppl who go to ivys or stanford

GG

close enough gg

mit works too

ig

gg

[safe minnow]

2nd rule of cscd: don't drop your ex's linkedin

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm gonna try to become one sometime before I graduate

It will give me something to do over an internshipless summer

[somber solstice]

how to win her back

[safe minnow]

You need to have enough self confidence to feel like you don't need her back

[somber solstice]

is it over bcz i didnt go to ivy

[gleaming sequoia]

Auto?

[somber solstice]

gg

[tough bear]

u gotta move on buddy, is she even hot

[safe minnow]

2S doesn't do off season rite

sadge

[somber solstice]

she chose columvia bcz she's a model gg

[safe minnow]

[somber solstice]

gg chaewon has saved me

i no longer care now

chaewon spittin

it feels bad knowing some harvard business major who partied for four years striaght will make more money than me

unironically

[dense spear]

what job does a fresh grad business major do out of genuine curiosity

[tough bear]

banking solos

[somber solstice]

yeah, but once u pursue like PE ur suddnely getting normal hours

[tough bear]

look at this peasant

[sinful locust]

dad's company or groveling sales

[cunning geode]

Hella busy work. Like clean data in excel

[tough bear]

i think chaewon made the original thread

https://www.teamblind.com/post/Fuck-tech-moving-to-finance-YkBORvXZ

[somber solstice]

bro is spitting

[sinful locust]

i too want to work in trad fi and develop a crippling coke addiction

[somber solstice]

true. maybe i should do finance 😭

[sinful locust]

that is what coke is for

thats the whole point of #quants-n-traders bro

[somber solstice]

how come i will always be poor

ill make less than a fkn doctor 😢

WHY WOULD I MAKE LESS THAN A DOCTOR

[dense spear]

what do u mean

[somber solstice]

LIFE IS UNFAIR

HOW COME SURGEONS GET MORE TC THAN CS

IF UR THE HEAD OF SURGERY AT A HOSPOTIAL U CAN EAISLY MAKE 1M TC

swe is dead

gg

consulting is by far the worat

worst

[safe minnow]

Wtf do consultants do actually

I've never understoo

[somber solstice]

i wonder what PE salaries look like

[somber solstice]

be yes men for their employer and take the fault when something goes wrong.

[safe minnow]

To me that sounds like those advisoral roles where you get these super exp people to help guide the direction of the company

[somber solstice]

that usually what consulting does. except for management consulting.

management consultants are useless

[tough bear]

tbh

finance is very good

lotta people got into tech based off a snapshot from 2010 to 2020

banking has been top for like 40 years lil bros

thats wat we call consistency

[somber solstice]

finance unfortunately makes a lot of money while providing zero value. imma consider going into finance.

i simply dont believe in IBs

[tough bear]

also its great they artifically gatekeep entry, you wouldnt have to rub elbows from someone from like a t200

[somber solstice]

They're fake and not real

[cunning geode]

banks provide more value to society than Google

[broken meadow]

too much rent seeking behaviour in fin, tech is getting bad too tho

[somber solstice]

no it's all fake

banks aren't real

[somber solstice]

[somber solstice]

pain pain pain

whats quant upper bound lookin like

excel

and snorting

wtf do IBs even do

mergers and acquisitions is all ik

[safe minnow]

Keep in mind it supposedly gives you less

Like their's more juice

And you get 4 oz regardless

So you get less meat

[thorn quartz]

Shoe always speakin teh fax

[coarse glade]

visa or honeywell

emotes are amazing holy

[carmine condor]

is negotiating intern salary possible by leveraging another offer

or is that only a FT thing

[hallow scroll]

Fellow tv girl lover ⁉️

[hallow scroll]

Probably visa

Feel like they’re a little more known in tech

[fervent fulcrum]

has anyone moved on to coinbase interview after oa yet

[fickle ivy]

when 2024 channels droppin

💀

we need jobeth

[sinful locust]

yes

not me

but yes

[fervent fulcrum]

interesting

[warm swallow]

rip just bombed an interview

😢

[brazen lantern]

all my prev exp is web dev

i wonder if its a good thing or bad

[fervent fulcrum]

do u happen to know how long after they received invite

[twin sandal]

do they do post OA res screen

[brazen lantern]

maybe i should change the titles to swe intern

[sinful locust]

they submitted their codesignal last night/this morning i think

heard back today

[brazen lantern]

it happens dw about it

[fervent fulcrum]

oa isn't auto for everyone so they do some sort of screen before oa

[brazen lantern]

ye can attest

[lethal bone]

I'm assuming 800+ is enough.

[warm swallow]

ok i came up with a solution it just wasn't optimal, do u think the interview cared?

imma cry, T.T

[lethal bone]

Virtu and Palantir.

[hallow scroll]

sushi but better in every form

nah thats not og sushi

[lethal bone]

I am sushi.

[safe minnow]

Use more deductive reasoning Krishna

[hallow scroll]

fr

[lethal bone]

I changed my pfp and name recently, but yes.

Who uses phrases like that. Lmao.

[safe minnow]

This fucking lab

Writing a memory management unit is so bad

Why is this a lab

Nah

Wdym

[lethal bone]

Don't inquire upon my choices mongrel.

[safe minnow]

[granite fulcrum]

is sushi still banned

[safe minnow]

Yes

[granite fulcrum]

but i am sushi

[lethal bone]

No, I was never banned.

[safe minnow]

But you are not sushi

My hashmap mapping discord ids to users does not recognize your discord id

[lethal bone]

You cannot tell me who I am. How can you? Who are you to say I am not who I am?

[safe minnow]

I am not who I am

[lethal bone]

I should refrain from communicating with you lot. I gained more by watching the chat and applying to whatever is mentioned anyways. This is a waste of my time and -EV.

Active users of this discord are -EV.

Don't know who that is and I don't care.

[golden meteor]

Bro why are you in like all my channels

[lethal bone]

What.

[golden meteor]

This like the third server Ive seen you in

[lethal bone]

Why are you surprised we share common spaces.

[golden meteor]

Knock it off

[lethal bone]

🪞

[safe minnow]

Are you sure it's not a person with the same username and pfp, I would double check a little closer if I were you

[lethal bone]

I have been informed through my direct messages that there existed a sushi before I. My condolences.

Of course.

[hallow scroll]

sushi do you know who "chaewon" is

[safe minnow]

Why not

Read our textbook

Ez

No we have our own

[gentle latch]

he is quite green around the gills

[safe minnow]

Man just needed n = 2 to be convinced

Worst GAN alive

[lethal bone]

You all seem to believe I am your enemy, but that is not the case.

We are the same.

[gentle latch]

WE ARE ALL SUSHI

[lethal bone]

I am your ally and your kin. We are cut from the same cloth.

[gentle latch]

This guy talks like that nick guy from a while ago

the guy that we thought was AI

[lethal bone]

I am done apologizing. Furthermore, I am done with being persecuted for my strength.

[safe minnow]

@sinful locust you’re going quant NG right

Homeless

[gentle latch]

👩‍❤️‍👨

[lethal bone]

-EV.

[stable spire]

@hallow scroll i pushed discord abt a deadline and recruiter said again that i did good and he'll reach out abt a decision tmrw

im boutta get mauled wide open or escape out of these trenches

judging by the recruiters emails i passed interviews and getting stack ranked

yes multiple finals for 1 slot

[hallow scroll]

WWWWW

im probably getting rejected tmr

[stable spire]

ill join upl soon first

[safe minnow]

What if the intern reneges

Are they just fucked

[somber solstice]

i love chicken breast

[safe minnow]

What's the topic

Is this autograded?

Threads within the same process share heaps but not stacks iirc

[stable spire]

ngl adding syscalls is like 60% of the work

the actual logic of the syscalls is much better to add a new sys call to xv6

[safe minnow]

#include "types.h"
#include "stat.h"
#include "user.h"
#include "fs.h"
#include "fcntl.h"
#include "syscall.h"

#define PGSIZE 4096

int clone(void (*fcn)(void*), void *arg, void *stack)
{
  int pid;
  pid = fork();
  if (pid == 0) { // child process
    fcn(arg); // execute the function in the child process
    exit(); // terminate the child process
  } else if (pid > 0) { // parent process
    if (stack != 0) {
      if ((uint)stack % PGSIZE != 0)
        stack = stack + (PGSIZE - (uint)stack % PGSIZE);
      if (syscall_clone(stack) < 0) // set the stack pointer for the child process
        return -1;
    }
  } else { // fork failed
    return -1;
  }
  return pid; // return the process ID of the child process
}

Have you tried something like this

Multi threaded DFS

It's pretty common

Nah just wrong code

The quality of this class looks

We all go to t10000

[devout jewel]

@oak drift I have changed pfp

[thorn quartz]

No

[thorn quartz]

Kitagawa solos

[polar river]

hi i’m looking to renege a company, but i’ve never done it before… what should you say in the email?

[gleaming sequoia]

Dear [Hiring Manager],

I wanted to follow up regarding the software engineering internship position that I was offered at your company. Unfortunately, I have decided to retroactively decline the offer.

I realize that this decision may be disappointing, and I apologize for any inconvenience or disruption this may cause. However, I have recently been presented with an opportunity that I believe will better align with my current career goals and interests.

I want to express my sincere gratitude for the time and effort that you and your team have invested in reviewing my application, conducting interviews, and extending me an offer. I appreciate the professional and thoughtful manner in which the entire recruitment process was handled.

I understand that reneging an offer can cause challenges for a company, and I hope that my decision will not have an adverse impact on your business. If there is anything I can do to assist with the transition, such as referring potential candidates or providing feedback on the recruitment process, please do not hesitate to reach out to me.

Again, I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and I wish you and your team continued success.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

ChatGPT 🙂

[coarse glade]

lol

would it better to say "better opportunity", or can i also say personal reasons

[gleaming sequoia]

Can definitely be left unsaid

Since it's pretty much implied

[novel schooner]

Bro what's rivian
Anybody hear from them

[upbeat swift]

Woww rejecting a company

I wanna have this power

[polar river]

yo thanks

[stable spire]

Hey <Recruiter>,

Unfortunately, some extenuating circumstances arose recently that will prevent me from taking part in the <Company> summer internship program this year. I want to make it clear that I could not have predicted this would happen during the time I had to consider my offer.

I understand that <Company> has likely made financial and logistical decisions based upon the expectation that I would be following through on the acceptance of my offer, and therefore I feel it's necessary to formally apologize for any inconveniences I have caused as a result of this.

I want to thank you personally for helping me along this processes and also apologize if this in any way negatively affects your situation as my recruiter.

I genuinely hope we can work together in the future, and I have nothing but positive things to say about <Company>'s internship process. I will continue recommending my peers to apply to your company, and I wish you all the best in the future.

Thank you again,
<Heartless reneging bastard>

send w/o filling the blanks @polar river

[broken meadow]

i just used ||union find||

the problem felt pretty tortured

yeah so

[somber solstice]

why are you guys smart wtf

so you guys aren't just npcs on discord ???

[broken meadow]

||u union all the edges and then iterate thru all such edges connected to start and end and keep updating the minimum||

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm an NPC

[broken meadow]

basically anything works I suppose

[somber solstice]

why are you guys smart

stop being smart no more no more no more no more

i can't keep up with y'all

[gleaming sequoia]

Same 😔

Y'all are too big brain

Aren't we all?

Memeing

[somber solstice]

where did i get this stereotype i was a GM 🥲

im actually LGM

[gleaming sequoia]

Holy hell

[simple garden]

i did|| bfs ||

[somber solstice]

@simple garden what's ur cf tag

[broken meadow]

mans srsly considering trying out codeforces

parsing input is kinda annoying

[simple garden]

Agnimandur

[gleaming sequoia]

It's https://codeforces.com/profile/wecu

[broken meadow]

and the problem descriptions are sometimes pretty cringe ngl

[simple garden]

It's fun but not rlly relevant to interview tbh

[somber solstice]

legoat stole my username

[simple garden]

Maybe some cracked OAs

One of my OA problems was straight off cf div2

Some string manip

[somber solstice]

ngl div2c is doable for me

but i can never do div2d

[tulip aspen]

poocu

poocu

[broken meadow]

snowflake OAs seem to reach into CP territory

[somber solstice]

if i dont solve div2c, it's bcz i bricked

[simple garden]

Same I want to be able to do all of div2 by summer

[somber solstice]

being able to do all of div2 = GM

[simple garden]

Did u ace

[simple garden]

Till around F is doable tho usually

[somber solstice]

damn. you think you can get that good?

i just want to be not below average

[simple garden]

If I can start doing G's might have a chance at ICPC next year

[somber solstice]

bruh. damn.

[simple garden]

Arent you gm

[somber solstice]

no it's a tanz troll 😭

im pupil

ngl

im doing more math rn

since i want to be able to make it to quant

[hearty river]

[gleaming sequoia]

Which 👀

[somber solstice]

wait doesnt qt pay more than swe tho

[simple garden]

I always see u connected w LGMs on LinkedIn

So I just assumed u must be gm

[somber solstice]

im longtime member of errichto server

i cannot handle this

i went into cs bcz i dont like biology/chem and dont want to be poor

[gleaming sequoia]

Based

[somber solstice]

but now, i want to be rich

[gleaming sequoia]

Honestly same

[simple garden]

Did CS and bio then switched to CS math

[somber solstice]

i wish i wasnt so fucking lazy in HS

i should've done more math competitions

and done usaco

instead, i did sports 😭

[gleaming sequoia]

I should've actually put in effort into my competitive math

[somber solstice]

same

[safe minnow]

I just realized github is multithreaded

Ya

[simple garden]

Python

[safe minnow]

Maybe

Also fuck mmus, shit took 9 hours

Memory management units

[gleaming sequoia]

Like anyone can make AIME so my competitive math looks extremely mediocre

[safe minnow]

We have to write one for our lab

[gleaming sequoia]

Literally didn't, I didn't put in effort or give a damn about competitive math

That's the part I'm regretting

[somber solstice]

i never tried to get aime

[safe minnow]

I wouldn't say anyone can make aime but it's a reasonable % of the people who know that amc exists and care enough to take it

[somber solstice]

and i never got it 😎

[gleaming sequoia]

Same thing

[safe minnow]

But math team means pretty little unless they meet extensively

Most of the ultra cracked people I know chose not to attend math team

Because it was a waste of time for them

The extensively meeting math teams I'm thinking of are the ones that grind for multiple hours a day

@low vale did your HS have a cracked math people

How many USAMO/MOPers

Oh nice

[gleaming sequoia]

I wish I could tell my middle school self to actually give a damn about competitive math and CS

[safe minnow]

No time to waste on regrets

[gleaming sequoia]

That's when I started becoming apathetic about it

[safe minnow]

Only bogs you down further

[gleaming sequoia]

True

Yeah that's fair

[simple garden]

Why is there hurricane in sf bruh

[broken meadow]

what does ib stand for

[simple garden]

International baccalaureate

[broken meadow]

ah

money make money

[safe minnow]

Is he doing math research now

Damn I need to hire one too

Maybe we can get a group discount

[gleaming sequoia]

Same honestly

[safe minnow]

What

Hopefully in focus gets back soon

You applied starting freshman year?

[simple garden]

Bruh how

[safe minnow]

They will be able to focus on Tanz this time around

[simple garden]

In Canada we didn’t have aime

Only uwaterloo math contest

[safe minnow]

There must be an imo equivalent

[simple garden]

O yeah i did that

CMO I think

[safe minnow]

Yeah

We have USAMO but since CAD has less interest you go straight to that

[simple garden]

Regeneron science fair

[hearty river]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-waving-cat-sad-gif-22599348

[simple garden]

@hearty river hello little buddy

[hearty river]

im yoinking answers for geography lab from someone else in the class

[safe minnow]

Apparently someone believes we will hear back from the end of the week

[safe minnow]

Dear Dean of UMBC,

I am writing to express my deep concern about recent reports that a student at your university, Yahkuna Matada, has been involved in serious criminal activity involving drugs and hostage-taking. As a member of the UMBC community, I am troubled by the potential harm that this individual could cause to our campus and to our students.

I urge you to take swift and decisive action to expel Yahkuna Matada from the university. His actions are not only illegal but also represent a threat to the safety and well-being of our community. We cannot afford to have such individuals on our campus, and it is imperative that you take all necessary measures to protect our students and faculty.

Furthermore, it is important that UMBC sends a clear message that such behavior will not be tolerated, and that the university will take decisive action to maintain a safe and welcoming environment for all members of our community. Failure to act swiftly in this matter would not only put our community at risk but also damage the reputation of our university.

I trust that you will take appropriate action in this matter and look forward to your response.

Sincerely,

final

[midnight sonnet]

Dear Dean of UMBC,

I am writing to express my deep concern about recent reports that a student at your university, @hearty river, alias, "Yahkuna Matada", has been involved in serious criminal activity involving drugs and hostage-taking. As a member of the UMBC community, I am troubled by the potential harm that this individual could cause to our campus and to our students.

I urge you to take swift and decisive action to expel "Yahkuna Matada" from the university. His actions are not only illegal but also represent a threat to the safety and well-being of our community. We cannot afford to have such individuals on our campus, and it is imperative that you take all necessary measures to protect our students and faculty.

Furthermore, it is important that UMBC sends a clear message that such behaviour will not be tolerated, and that the university will take decisive action to maintain a safe and welcoming environment for all members of our community. Failure to act swiftly in this matter would not only put our community at risk but also damage the reputation of our university.

I trust that you will take appropriate action in this matter and look forward to your response.

Sincerely,
@midnight sonnet

[midnight sonnet]

like a true cartographer

[midnight sonnet]

where?

[safe minnow]

Random ass reddit post

[midnight sonnet]

bro what u guys do when recruiters being bums and not responding

i get so restless

or like when u apply and it;s been weeks and u get a feeling that you're ghosted

[crisp berry]

cry

[hearty river]

yo

[sinful locust]

pipe bomb in the mailbox

[hearty river]

EL KART

EL KART

[midnight sonnet]

ted k is my idol after all

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/hospital-cant-breath-valanne-orangutan-dying-gif-17173073

[hearty river]

can i get my emote back in this server

[sinful locust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/699897845477670963/1086899234462236712/tenor.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/699897845477670963/1087549767913058304/tenor1.gif

[hearty river]

i hope kirb gets laid off from meta cuz he removed my emote

[midnight sonnet]

lmao god damn

what emote?

[hearty river]

yahkuna river trading

it was all i had

[midnight sonnet]

das not every nice, but also wishing he got laid off was also not very nice

@rocky star WHERE IS Yahkuña River Trading ?

makes the whole world go blind

@hearty river lmao rekt

Company not recognized**

no more career in CS unforunately

ngl my biggest fear is losing my vision (i have pretty poor eye sight cuz genetics and a very powerful prescription for glasses) and or hurting my fingers so i can't type

it's painless tho

iirc

daily offerings to the RNG gods

oh tru

wild how u just supress it day to day and then at one moment you're like oh yeah i'm mortal

bro everyone in my extended family has glasses

[safe minnow]

I also have really bad eyesight

-8.5

[midnight sonnet]

literally have never seen anyone related to me have good vision

[safe minnow]

That’s only ancient times right?

[midnight sonnet]

i have something similar

[safe minnow]

we will get cataract surgery

You wouldn’t have bad eyesight then

No screens

[midnight sonnet]

i have this idk how to read this

[safe minnow]

You have -6.25 in one of your eyes and -4 in other

@midnight sonnet you're gonna be fine until you get pretty old

[midnight sonnet]

apparenly the number of people who have glasses or need glasses are increasing expoenentially

[safe minnow]

Yeah

[midnight sonnet]

cuz in modern society most humans do near work

[safe minnow]

Well idk about exponenetially

[midnight sonnet]

what i do when i'm older?

[safe minnow]

Hope they develop better eye surgery by then

[midnight sonnet]

bros i'm gonna be 100% real with u i'm most afraid of losing my vision

why will i lose vision tho? i'll just need glasses right?

[safe minnow]

Retina detatchment

You'll go blind

[midnight sonnet]

oh fug u right

oh christ

[sinful locust]

Hey guys, any idea how much Qualcomm is offering this summer for the Systems Intern position? Want a figure to negotiate with the HR.

[midnight sonnet]

@safe minnow what abou u?

[safe minnow]

Wdym

[midnight sonnet]

u got a higher prescription

[safe minnow]

Yeah

[sinful locust]

about 2 DN not sure what that is usd

[hearty river]

[safe minnow]

Oh yeah

[hearty river]

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/hospital-cant-breath-valanne-orangutan-dying-gif-17173073

[safe minnow]

It's a waste of time to worry about

If I get it I get it

Can't do shit about it

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/good-job-well-done-yay-nice-thumbs-up-gif-23755147

[simple garden]

Why relational algebra so hard

[midnight sonnet]

can an eye be transplanted like naruto or was i tripping in thinking that it was possible?

[safe minnow]

No you get Caracat surgery

[sinful locust]

Got it. Thanks man!

[safe minnow]

Eye transplant doesn’t work

[midnight sonnet]

man my db course was goated

learning about db normalization and everything

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-pack-bozo-dead-gif-20309754

[midnight sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trip-kid-gif-11852450

yahkuna be hating and then he be tripping like so ^

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-dog-lick-funny-cachorro-gif-17953382

[midnight sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-thirsty-gif-22619134

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-licking-chimp-licking-monkey-camera-licking-camera-monkey-licking-camera-gif-20234087

[midnight sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/khat-edit-pringles-gif-22024761

[jade elm]

do you guys consider hackathons as work experience or project work?

[midnight sonnet]

project

unless ur hackathon is working at twitter after elon takeover and rewriting twitter

[simple garden]

Does open source work count as projects

Or nah

[midnight sonnet]

dis is why i'm vegan

i'd say so yeah

but write that u're a contributor

[jade elm]

nah my hackathon was rewriting tesla code to better their recruiting system

[midnight sonnet]

what uni @simple garden ?

[midnight sonnet]

it's trash cuz i never get screened

jk jk jk i'm just hating

[simple garden]

bout to fix readme typos

[jade elm]

they didn't pay me so i added a bug

[hearty river]

stop making memes for him

only make memes about me

u dumb stupid idiot retard raccoon

[safe minnow]

Yahk wants to eat more shoes

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-stare-card-scene-going-insane-american-psycho-gif-26261029

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/mully-snickers-you-are-not-you-when-you-are-hungry-get-some-nuts-gif-15984032

[sinful locust]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-toad-super-mario-shookt-panic-gif-8010651

[hearty river]

when u produce new meme about me then ill give u dogesmile

@rocky star

[safe minnow]

Most effective bribing mechanism by a cat

[oak drift]

chimi male anime mc pfp arc

[devout jewel]

im changing again

im reverting back to my old ways !

[oak drift]

no enjoy it for a few days at least

do dbz/naruto pfp at least for like 3 days

[devout jewel]

nah I have already changed

[oak drift]

ok

chika is acceptable

[devout jewel]

chika > kaguya

everyday

[novel schooner]

pin this

[oak drift]

Hey cscareers.dev discord server.

Unfortunately, some extenuating circumstances arose recently that will prevent me from taking part in the daily activities of this server this year. I want to make it clear that I could not have predicted this would happen during the time I had to consider my offer to join.

I understand that the cscareers.dev discord server has likely made financial and logistical decisions based upon the expectation that I would be following through on my participation in #general , and therefore I feel it's necessary to formally apologize for any inconveniences I have caused as a result of this.

I want to thank you personally for helping me along this processes and also apologize if this in any way negatively affects your situation as my discord friend.

I genuinely hope we can work together in the future, and I have nothing but positive things to say about the cscareers.dev discord server's role verification process. I will continue recommending my peers to apply to your discord server, and I wish you all the best in the future.

Thank you again,
<Heartless reneging bastard>

[fossil shuttle]

Shoutout to to government for ghosting me for 3 months after giving me an offer

That’s insane

[safe minnow]

I will never post in daily progress because I personally get more done in secrecy

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-shadow-scary-creepy-gif-7743711

[hearty river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670781708437684273/1087967332506275880/RPReplay_Final1679461883.mov

[safe minnow]

Does anyone know what the success rate of "it just makes sense" for math proofs?

[hearty river]

how did u know she went there

ur a twitch frog arent u

[hallow scroll]

SHUTUP YAHKUNA GO TO BED

@hearty river 😊

[safe minnow]

if name.count('a') == 1 mod 3:
go the fuck to sleep

[sinful locust]

770

coinbase

i have an 845 and have used it once.

for square.

[sharp sedge]

they wont

[sinful locust]

2 months if they wanna pay my salary

🥱

yeah it’s a gca

all gca are

yep

[cold turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1036695062396010606/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[crisp berry]

i am sushi

[gentle latch]

[lethal bone]

.

[crisp berry]

cat eating gif

[cold turret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-meow-yawning-fish-gif-25301683

[icy raptor]

13 days ago

[barren ivy]

Is citadel oa auto for swe

[reef basin]

Anyone have any experience with karat interviews

I have one for mongodb and idk what to expect

Okay

I saw someone said it was 4 leetcode mediums in an hour which gave me heart palpitations

[hallow scroll]

can confirm do graph

2 is enough to pass them

I did it like 1 year ago but it was 2 graph meds

[reef basin]

Okie big thanks

[midnight sonnet]

will chatgpt free research preview ever go away?

i mean it's worth its weight in gold and i wouldn't mind paying $120/yr but just curious

[thorn quartz]

👎

NO

[thorn quartz]

never

[midnight fable]

Hey guys, I just posted my anonymous resume for review. I would really appreciate it if you could have a look and let me know if I can improve upon anything in my resume. Thanks

#1088143433312518205 message

[gleaming sequoia]

Cracked 💪

Has FAANG

University is such a good school too, I wish I got in 😭

[stable spire]

discord is really taking their time

[hallow scroll]

Fr

Just give me the rejection already

[midnight fable]

Believe me bro, you don't want to go to this university

[gleaming sequoia]

😔

[loud schooner]

Why say faang if you have all AWS written on it 😭

[gleaming sequoia]

City, State is insanely competitive too

Like it's almost as cracked as silicon valley

[midnight fable]

Yet, no interview calls this season

[gleaming sequoia]

Same

Haven't even gotten OA

But you're cracked and I'm not so I can't really complain 😅

[midnight fable]

I've gotten OAs, but those are the ones that everyone gets

[gleaming sequoia]

Oh yeah I've gotten the automated ones

It's probably more accurate to say I haven't passed any screens

[midnight sonnet]

yes

python is a wrapper for c++/c

overhead

[safe minnow]

Do you know about how garbage collectors work

Yeah garbage collectors are quite expensive if you think about what they do

Esp if we're talking multithreaded

Nor does c++

Yeah

[sinful locust]

Who do andrei

[safe minnow]

[gleaming sequoia]

Yes, but why?

[thorn quartz]

Guys

I want to bring back the insult “dork”

[gleaming sequoia]

You're going to need so many workarounds because of Python being high level

Hasn't been open since GPT-2

You could still do lots of cool stuff with GPT-2

True

[thorn quartz]

Thanks!

[midnight sonnet]

***Open***AI

***Open To Money***AI

i get it they want to make money but they didn't have to like go about parading that they were a non-profit ai company back in the day

[safe minnow]

Are you quoting something else

[midnight sonnet]

referncing openai's history

[short nest]

is this real yahkuna

[midnight sonnet]

tf?

no

i am

@short nest yes do u wanna join my club

oh sorry didn't read it properly