#2023_summer

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tough rain
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bro

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gimme referral to google pls

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@ripe bronze

sinful locust
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hi

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no hating

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pls

wise island
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god damn

half plinth
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how did yall find housing for summer

sinful locust
late terrace
half plinth
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why do y’all all lurk here

late terrace
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airbnb, furnishedfinder, zeusliving

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all good options

half plinth
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everything is too expensive for broke boy like me

late terrace
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get roomates

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there’s this one website for indians

safe minnow
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How is C worse than C++ KEKW_RECESSION_EDITION

late terrace
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sulekha

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maybe check that out

half plinth
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sulekha only has 40 yo Indian dads

safe minnow
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Nah I just mean how much of a pain in the ass it is to do simple things

sinful locust
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C is more of a pain in the ass

safe minnow
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Yep

late terrace
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yo

safe minnow
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Much more

sinful locust
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proof: anything you can do in C, you can do in C++

late terrace
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shut the fuck up

gentle latch
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Mr costanza
Hi

sinful locust
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Judah

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Hi

gentle latch
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COOPA

safe minnow
late terrace
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stop pinging

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or i report u

sinful locust
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did you not recognize me mr judah

gentle latch
sinful locust
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part time cscareersdev shitposter part tiem leetcoder

gentle latch
late terrace
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juda can u ban invicitus

sinful locust
late terrace
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he keeps ghost pinging

gentle latch
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U at 2sigma? @sinful locust

sinful locust
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hows twitter or meta

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yes i am returning

gentle latch
safe minnow
sinful locust
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did meta give ro

safe minnow
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QT or SWE side?

sinful locust
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i heard they gave some

half plinth
gentle latch
half plinth
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someone report

wise island
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wtf is going on

sinful locust
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@gentle latchh can you ban knowledeg he keeps ghost pinging

gentle latch
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Oh wait
Are you guys joking about invictus lol

static spindle
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invictus isnt the type to ghost ping lol

late terrace
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STOOP

sinful locust
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hes also a lurker

hearty river
sinful locust
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he should be banned

safe minnow
wise island
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the job search is already chaos enough don’t add more to it

flint mountain
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PLEASE FORGIVE @hearty river

safe minnow
sinful locust
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hes definitely sus

static spindle
sinful locust
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@flint mountain hows o-week going

half plinth
late terrace
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peaked

wise island
sinful locust
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he didnt

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he spelled it differently

late terrace
gentle latch
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Just spent a whole hour on a physics problem

late terrace
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@upper drum

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@boreal nest

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@half plinth

sinful locust
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@boreal nest

safe minnow
late terrace
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@boreal nest

wise island
quaint bolt
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alright slow mode time

late terrace
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yo wtf

half plinth
wise island
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how slow is slow mode

gentle latch
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NO
FAST MODE TIME

safe minnow
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How many people are lurking wtf

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Bro 5 minutes WazowskiStare

late terrace
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sanic

half plinth
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LMAO

wise island
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how do u guys genuinely study leetcode cause i feel like i need to practice a lot before i build intuition for questions

quaint bolt
upper drum
sinful locust
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Hi Judah

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finally i can talk again (now gotta wait another 5), this is abuse, hi juda, how's it going, its not mister its mista, why are u doing this to us

gentle latch
safe minnow
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Y’all don’t have free will

wise island
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chat slow mode’d just like intern hiring is for this season 😎

gentle latch
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Why is there slow mode?

static spindle
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chat went stupid mode

honest aspen
gentle latch
upper drum
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who tagged me again

oak drift
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I did

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I’m you’re google recruiter

devout jewel
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thing about every little piece

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there's small detail they usually forget

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once u find it, boom u got it

flint mountain
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I dont know what happened here, but I am never defending @hearty river anymore

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Next time just perma kuna

obsidian olive
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@gentle latch how u doin

gentle latch
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we haven't talked in a while

obsidian olive
obsidian olive
snow hearth
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question - i have an upcoming interview for a frontend position, but I just saw the company has a SWE position I want to apply for as well. should i ask my recruiter about it during the interview or just apply to the SWE position separately?

gentle latch
snow hearth
sinful locust
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literally me

safe minnow
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Great way to start

humble trail
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Does Circle call to reject?

outer turtle
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What did @hearty river do?

wise island
static spindle
gentle latch
cold turret
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Yes, I had one Saturday.

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Yeah, no response after it.

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You don't like the offer they gave you? or just found something better.

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It’s only been 4 days for me so far, so we’ll see.

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How long did it take to hear back from them after?

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Oh, I would probably get ghosted most likely.
Yeah definitely don't want to reneg close to the start date.

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I feel like next rotation, I will definitely start applying early, I applied late to a lot of internships.

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Barely in December, right after the semester ended.

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Yeah 😦

safe minnow
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That’s not exactly how it works for most companies

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There isn’t a strict number of spots

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Yk airplane seats

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How they oversell

cold turret
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I definitely know you don't want to reneg close to the start date for the most part, but well it depends case by case

safe minnow
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They determine internship numbers like that as long as the number of positions isn’t very small

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I was pretty surprised when I first heard of it too

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But if you think about it

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It makes sense

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Yeah for sure

static spindle
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gs not small lol

safe minnow
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I was thinking of discord

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9 interns or something

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Every renege actually matters a lot

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Do you know how big the cohort is

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They pay a lot less than the other big N and the satisfaction surveys all just show them being heavily depressed

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Yeah 100 hours average

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95 to be precise

static spindle
safe minnow
static spindle
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I know someone who's been working there for 4+ years and they seem to enjoy it. ig they could be an exception

sinful locust
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just bought a new chair to replace my amazon basics one

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guys dont cheap out on your chairs

safe minnow
static spindle
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i bought a 200$ one from ikea and i hate it sadge

sinful locust
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there's a steelcase amia on ebay for 250$ msrp is >1k

static spindle
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damn that looks good

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im buying that if i get a new offer

sinful locust
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im sitting on it right now man its the best thing ive ever put money on

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i realize i probably sound like a bot advertising chairs on a new discord acc

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but im not i promise

static spindle
safe minnow
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Also the idea of spending a lot on certain items like pillows and chairs isn’t that uncommon

sinful locust
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that looks quite posh

static spindle
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its too tall and straight for me :(

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forces me into having good posture like wtf

sinful locust
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if you're 5'10 like me the amia goes up to the bottom of your neck

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so idk if thats a dealbreakr

static spindle
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its ok im 5'7, 5'9 on a good day

sinful locust
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yeah so it'll be even higher for u

static spindle
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we're still in school bro yeah its a poor mans herman miller sadge

somber solstice
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my dorm has a shitty chair

desert sedge
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has anyone worked at mathworks edg internship?

somber solstice
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but my home setup has a nice ish office chair

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it's very nice

cold turret
somber solstice
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buy many mechanical keyboards too kek

cold turret
sinful locust
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my algo prof is zooming thru this 1200 page textbook

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brother needs to chill

desert sedge
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has anyone interned at mathworks edg?

safe minnow
sinful locust
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mf is zooooooooooooooooooooooomin

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we're already on chapter 5

safe minnow
sinful locust
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DOES HE HAVE TO COVER ALL OF IT THO

safe minnow
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When we buy a car

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We own the entire speedometer

sinful locust
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the mid-term about to be usaco platinum

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at the rate this mf is convering shi

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no

coarse marten
oak drift
safe minnow
sinful locust
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i bought this nastry redragon mechnical keyboard off of amazon for 35 dollars

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totally put me off from mechanical

somber solstice
coarse marten
safe minnow
sinful locust
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the mx master keys are good though

safe minnow
# coarse marten ?

Databricks sounds interesting given this climate of big tech having massive waves of layoffs

sinful locust
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not mechanical but i enjoy shallow touch

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databricks requiring a transcript is crazy to me though

coarse marten
safe minnow
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I thought we were talking about companies better than zon 🤔

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I thought databricks was better

sinful locust
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is reddit any good

coarse marten
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Lmao

somber solstice
coarse marten
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I mean yes, db is better

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I just don't see why you picked db specifically

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Not like it's a top quant firm or something

somber solstice
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why is quant so drooled for

safe minnow
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I'm not sure either, just seems interesting

somber solstice
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quant wlb is 😨

sinful locust
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C++ is cool

somber solstice
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C++ is NOT cool

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imma learn rust

sinful locust
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thats the only reason I'd suffer for quant but im not mature enough to handle that

coarse marten
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Python

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Shit quant firm tho

safe minnow
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How long's the lunch break

sinful locust
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l hours

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7:30 -4

somber solstice
wise island
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7:30 💀

somber solstice
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that's so much

sinful locust
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earlier the better

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id take a shift at 6am even

somber solstice
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lies...

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10-2 is perfect shift

coarse marten
safe minnow
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Oh nice

sinful locust
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check out simplify bro @wraith ice

safe minnow
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Nah there are plenty of smaller/local companies

coarse marten
somber solstice
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also wdym lower tier quant firm

coarse marten
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Shit uni

safe minnow
sinful locust
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what does shit uni mean

coarse marten
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Like pure no name shit uni

somber solstice
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quant... dev?

safe minnow
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I love talking to other people during lunch

sinful locust
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mfers be like "i go to ucsd" and call it a shit uni

somber solstice
safe minnow
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You got this

sinful locust
somber solstice
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sike i go to MIT

safe minnow
somber solstice
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(im coping)

sweet lark
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is anyone taking part in the SAP Next Talent interview process>

somber solstice
sweet lark
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?*

sinful locust
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shitter the uni the easier it is to stand out (internally)

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ez ta positions

somber solstice
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you know how HR ppl are... could mean anything

coarse marten
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Not bad, my firm tries to have french food frequently. Many mfs there are french

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Like me

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In London

sinful locust
sinful locust
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Why do recruiters email you and then never email you back

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That’s some bullshit

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i shamelessly remind them 2-3 times if thats what it takes

safe minnow
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Join to find out

somber solstice
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Qudson River Trading?

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QRT :o

sinful locust
safe minnow
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The person who has the exact same name as me and attended the same uni is 2x more accomplished than me WazowskiStare

somber solstice
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im never quant-ing 💀

somber solstice
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they work at c1 now

coarse marten
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Guys, you should try eating at a quantine

somber solstice
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and thye're in CS 💀

safe minnow
sinful locust
somber solstice
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my fualt

safe minnow
somber solstice
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ex mckinsey

sinful locust
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especially if you're asian even more of a struggle

somber solstice
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bruh someone with my name is @ amd as an exec or smth

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😭

safe minnow
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You won't see yourself even if you type in your first and last name, uni + linkedin?

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That tends to be a very unique combination

sinful locust
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actually yes, I'd like to think I am way more successful than everyone else with my name (I checked)

somber solstice
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LMFAO

safe minnow
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Dox yourself

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👍

sinful locust
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but i still get passed by walmart employees on google search

somber solstice
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BRUH THERE'S SOMEONE WITH MY NAME

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who went to mit

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and is at cmu rn

safe minnow
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Ok nvm

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You have a super common name then

sinful locust
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so its not me its the algorithm copium

safe minnow
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How do you check

somber solstice
safe minnow
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Just first result?

slate wasp
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Just my first name makes me come up 😔

somber solstice
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a lot of them are cs too

safe minnow
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💀

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Man the person who has the same name as me and school got into citadel as a freshman

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This isn't fair

somber solstice
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bruh one of mine is literally exec at AMD, other is PhD at CMU and MIT undergrad + tesla intern

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the game is over y'all

sinful locust
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gah damn

safe minnow
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Considering adopting a middle name atm

thorn quartz
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demolishing lows

safe minnow
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Nah you got this

thorn quartz
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plz i need my netflix referral prayge

safe minnow
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No sweat

somber solstice
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i was forced to use java instead of c++

cedar pecan
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Yo guys

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How can I figure how much I will make full time from my intern offer?

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Like I’m getting 30/hr remote

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But idk how much that means I’ll make full time

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Also what’s the highest paying companies that are remote

static spindle
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there's a couple companies that offer ~200k remote

static spindle
safe minnow
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But as a general rule of thumb

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I've found that 50+/hour pays 150k+ NG

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For tech

somber solstice
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33k * ur hourly is ur ft

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this is actually very untrue

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but from like two data pts that's what i came up with

safe minnow
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Me hearing wecu cap for the tenth time today:

somber solstice
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it's in my nature

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i cant help it

safe minnow
hallow scroll
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searched up my name and i found myself

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im the only mf with this name ever in existence

somber solstice
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damn

hallow scroll
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ig thats what happens when your parents name you the most generic white name ever even though i have a filipino last name

somber solstice
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not even gonna be the most cracked mf with my name

somber solstice
safe minnow
safe minnow
hallow scroll
safe minnow
hallow scroll
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microsoft

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salat

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😉

safe minnow
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They really do be cheesing the game

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Gap kinda is too

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47/hour + 3k sign on

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For remote

thorn quartz
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im the only one with my name on linkedin ^_^

sinful locust
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congrats bro

thorn quartz
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bro

sinful locust
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goated af

thorn quartz
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curric277 the lectures are twitch lviestreams

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wtfLOL

thorn quartz
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does this mean offer

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netflix

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intern

oak drift
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The number of people asking me for sex increased dramatically after purchasing a $400 keyboard

thorn quartz
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why u not typing all caps

static spindle
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he's done it thanospog

safe minnow
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AYO

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SWE or security?

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You finally made it

static spindle
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they kept edging u fr

thorn quartz
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inspirational

wise island
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where u get offer?

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and congrats

thorn quartz
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pbjpie army leader takes home the bread

oak drift
hallow scroll
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im tryna get like u next year frfr

wise island
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sheesh

hallow scroll
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they didnt deserve you king

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aye lmk if they say yes I asked a couple months back but im wondering if things have changed

sinful locust
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give me amazon seat

dense tinsel
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i met a new friend today

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whos in 9th grade

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but has 6 internships lined up for rest of HS

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so cracked

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computational bio, computation chem, other random stuff he does with ml/ai

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wish my aprents had nepotistic connections somewhere

thorn quartz
hallow scroll
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💀

dense tinsel
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bro he isnt even like that good at programming

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but b/c nepotism he gets internship at intel lined up

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thats so lucky

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i mean hes pretty good, but like not THAT good

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life is so unfair

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😦

thorn quartz
sinful locust
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Unless he’s one of those childhood geniuses

dense tinsel
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like hes good but not amazing

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ive seen much smarter child geniuses

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but who are chinese immigrants lmao

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so cant work

sinful locust
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I honestly feel bad for those kids

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They are cucked by their parents

dense tinsel
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no his parents dont care

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but hes just an absolute wizard at coding

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started learning coding like a year before me so not too long

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but has made like 3 programming langs, a top 60 worldwide chess engine, among other things

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really good at fullstasck, ml/ai, and low end

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but he cant work

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legally

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meanwhile i have my new friend who barely knows ml getting like 6 internships offers b/c he was "scouted"

thena dmitted his dad pulled strings lmao

muted hollow
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Anyone have any experience with how accurate the leetcode bot is?

safe minnow
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Welcome to the matrix

thorn quartz
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pbjpie reneges -> krishna gets off waitlist

somber solstice
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i got amazon in hs

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SIKE

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another wecu cap

thorn quartz
somber solstice
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i applied

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to afe

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but got rejected lol

dense tinsel
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im so jealous

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so so very jealous

somber solstice
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most of the shit i say is cap

dense tinsel
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without pulling strings its hard to get ml/ai internship in hs

thorn quartz
sinful locust
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being ta infinite money glitch

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im ta for an intro to oop class

earnest hatch
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@honest spire congrats on Netflix! thanospog

sinful locust
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i get $150 for each 3 hour lab i go to

thorn quartz
somber solstice
thorn quartz
somber solstice
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THAT'S INSANE WTF

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yes (idk who aight is)

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oh Dr aight

thorn quartz
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wecu is actually sushi alt

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everything closed

sinful locust
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101 through the sem

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i get 4800 for the sem

thorn quartz
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wow!

sinful locust
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wait cad

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not usdd

wise island
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🥜

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cad exchange rate so trash :(

sinful locust
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even just cad salaries trash

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i make half as much as the usa interns

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@ dbx

safe minnow
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Is it being blown up rn

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Or do you anticipate it

versed kestrel
sinful locust
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you canada too?

safe minnow
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💀

somber solstice
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i remember my mom made me read a discrete math textbook when i was a little kid (i did not read it)

loud jetty
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Did anyone do the video interviews for aig technology summer intern program

vagrant rain
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ur cracked dude, congrats!

tulip aspen
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real

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how are you doing mr krishan das

wise island
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we r actually poor

somber solstice
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oh em gee

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bobo

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me when bobo

versed kestrel
tulip aspen
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yeah its me

dense tinsel
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i wanna learn discrete math

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wish our hs offered it

thorn quartz
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or ap comp a

tulip aspen
dense tinsel
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my local cc doesnt have it eitehr

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💀

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dual enrollment L

tulip aspen
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fre

#

e

safe minnow
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We’ve all done very well for such a shit season

sinful locust
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highest i’ve seen is like 50 cad

thorn quartz
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its time for u to walk into the career fair cock out and telling them to give u an offer

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no ifs ands or buts

sinful locust
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i’m doing lin alg rn in second year uni

white lintel
sinful locust
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so like do y'all think it matters more to be at a top rated cs program or a brand name school?

versed kestrel
sinful locust
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there are brand name schools that dont have great cs programs, and mid schools like University of Texas that have t20 cs programs

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yeah i’m sophomore w 0 experience so i don’t mind

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happy to get any offer

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im @ nyu considering switching to uta to save like 35k in tuition

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are they considered the same in prestige

safe minnow
dense tinsel
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same

somber solstice
sinful locust
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i heard only good things about working at msft

dense tinsel
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ppl on reddit say im already as insufferable as a virgin cs major

sinful locust
dense tinsel
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while being 15

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😭 kinda true tho

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i simp for big tech and am already a slave to faang

somber solstice
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let's see what usnews says

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brb

sinful locust
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i mean yeah usnews can say something but if I want nyc job

dense tinsel
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@sinful locust can u get ur parents to pay for tuition

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since its a good major

sinful locust
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nyu might benefit me more right?

somber solstice
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crap usnews hiding it

sinful locust
static spindle
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nah duck wants a job at jane street

sinful locust
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anyways idc about brand i just want better chances for nyc job

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nyu helps more right?

safe minnow
static spindle
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don't specific schools have more local programs?

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i think being in ny would help

safe minnow
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For us if you go to UIUC/Northwestern/Uchicago the Chicago opportunities are huge

static spindle
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i couldnt do part time at JPMC because they only do off season for locals

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for locals xd

static spindle
sinful locust
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worth saving 35k for uta tho?

static spindle
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its called an "Academic internship"

sinful locust
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Okay bet ty

static spindle
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texas doe sadge

safe minnow
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Yeah UTA to save 35k seems like a decent deal

thorn quartz
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uta great school

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too

sinful locust
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transferring btw im already at nyu

thorn quartz
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is uta ut austin

safe minnow
sinful locust
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nope but it's uta online, 10k ms

thorn quartz
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word

sinful locust
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vs mscs at tandon is 50k

safe minnow
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You’re getting your masters from NYU?

sinful locust
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yes

safe minnow
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Tf

somber solstice
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u go to nyu?

safe minnow
sinful locust
safe minnow
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Everyone here goes to GT

sinful locust
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was it a silly choice

safe minnow
sinful locust
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yeah gt is smart

safe minnow
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Is there no TAship opportunities

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To get free tuition

somber solstice
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on spreadsheet

sinful locust
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or if you want h1b

safe minnow
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Bro everyone’s from Berk

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Not GT

sinful locust
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and are desperate

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(not me) so i. have no excuse

somber solstice
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no they're all gt brooo

safe minnow
sinful locust
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alright thanks so much yall

hazy slate
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how long does it usually take to hear back about the hiring decision after a final technical round?

gentle latch
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Time travel tickets googChan

gentle latch
safe minnow
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@low vale are you trying to trampoline from Google to quant if possible

gentle latch
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Same

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Do quant intern for the money

gentle latch
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But I would just chill at google

gentle latch
plush fiber
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guys im afraid the call i just with an offer from goldman sachs was fake

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how do i check?

somber solstice
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my goal is to make it out fr

somber solstice
plush fiber
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yeah last thursday

near swallow
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They called to reject me last year i think

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Or the year before

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The only ones who have ever done that to me are gs and asana

plush fiber
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yeah it was weird to receive a call

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the number was a cell number

near swallow
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Oh wait google also called me

gentle latch
plush fiber
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guys help 😭

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wait was it a cell number?

safe minnow
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Why would it be fake

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Tf

uneven vault
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anyone knows what questions are asked in nuro and snowflake onsites?

plush fiber
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it just seems too good to be true

uneven vault
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difficulty

safe minnow
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Who else would know that you’re interviewing for them

plush fiber
#

yeah

plush fiber
uneven vault
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ok

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meds like normal meds or medium hards?

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nice

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like 3sum etc

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?

plush fiber
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but it was less than what levels.fyi says

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ik its stupid but

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im just paranoid

uneven vault
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could be my big break then

plush fiber
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new york

uneven vault
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nice man...thanks

plush fiber
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okay sick i have more faith now

uneven vault
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cuz the snowflake OA was so hard

plush fiber
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don think it was 6k lump sum tho?

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okay cool cool

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oh wow this is huge

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i cant accept that this just happened

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is there like

safe minnow
#

This summer is the first summer where interns could make 100k in 12 weeks 🤔

plush fiber
#

a GS group or something?

safe minnow
uneven vault
#

vatican?

safe minnow
#

Actually not sure about vatic

uneven vault
#

wtf are these comapnies

safe minnow
#

Vatic investments yeah

gentle latch
uneven vault
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investments,,,,then fine

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how do i get 100k this summer?

safe minnow
#

It might just be Radix actually

gentle latch
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Damn

safe minnow
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Cuz 150/hr + 25k signing

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Assuming that levels isn’t trolling like usual

gentle latch
#

My tech internship only got me 20k 💀

uneven vault
#

what do they do in 1hr that deserves 150$?

gentle latch
#

Ur mom

safe minnow
uneven vault
gentle latch
#

Jk I dunno lol

uneven vault
#

too late bruh i lold

gentle latch
#

So it's prorated?

uneven vault
#

but radix, vatican shit

wide socket
#

You work at jane street

uneven vault
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100k per year is what peasants make

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even amazon pays some 140 -150

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optiver

safe minnow
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The reason why it might not be is cuz it seems like it’s 150 flat

uneven vault
#

yall got internships or what

safe minnow
#

When people include it goes to cents and stuff

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Like JS top shows like 120.11

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Or something

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QR tho

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No swe

gentle latch
#

What do QRs do?

somber solstice
uneven vault
#

make algos to run the trading machines

gentle latch
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Oh ok thanks

uneven vault
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im studying to become one btw in my free time

somber solstice
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imma go to optiver next year

uneven vault
uneven vault
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yep howd you know

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CE

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wbu

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nice bruh

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at the #1 innovation school too?

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how did you find my shit btw 😲

mossy charm
#

u hear back yet?

uneven vault
#

how did you know about the TLE

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it doesnt reveal that afaik

wise tide
#

Has anybody taken the OA for Roblox Data Science Intern position? Just wondering how different it is from the SWE OA

untold rapids
warped breach
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for those who did the meta u oa when did you get your codesignal score?
been 4 days since I did it, still no score

hardy patrol
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ngl b75 aint doing it anymore

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like i just know how to solve each q by rote

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group anagrams is easy cause its hard to forget you use a dictionary and a set so the rest falls in place

oak drift
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R u gonna renege bezos?

sharp sedge
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it does

warped breach
tawny dust
hallow scroll
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not for me 😔 (I didnt apply)

soft basin
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^^

shell abyss
shell abyss
steady crow
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is it bad if u already have swe internships experience for meta university application?

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like do they actively avoid ppl who alr have swe experience

versed kestrel
uncut jetty
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No

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Tesla heavily hires for fall and spring, not much for summer. Even if it's team specific odds are you will make connections if you are good enough (seems like you are)

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Really big consulting company

earnest hatch
random tide
uncut jetty
uncut jetty
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No problem

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Probably mostly through recruiting events or referrals, but I wouldn't know I haven't had an interview

north scroll
#

I got reached out by 2 recruiters like 4 months after I applied for winter. I think it’s just luck that a recruiter looks at your resume and has a team you match with.

sinful locust
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when did you apply for winter?

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didnt realize they had their apps open that long

echo coral
#

Anyone do the Anduril OA

granite fulcrum
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I just half assed those

north scroll
#

I got reached out in like November

granite fulcrum
#

?

sharp sedge
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who just @ me

#

grewat

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check dms @simple garden

granite fulcrum
#

is this like ur 4th account?

final forumBOT
#

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

gentle latch
#

gym time
JIM JIM JIM

somber solstice
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too small to call gym jim

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without being cringe

crisp berry
#

is meta out

hallow scroll
#

no fall this year according to a past intern

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also like nao said they dont move unless youre loo I think they had like 10 non loo people last year

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for fall

crisp berry
#

@sinful locust oh congrats on netflix bro

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i just saw

gentle latch
#

This looks fun
Lemme try

sinful locust
obtuse timber
#

looks like we have a winner

north portal
#

zamn

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40% neuroticism

sinful locust
#

100% extraversion?

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mods ban? bros lost

north portal
sinful locust
#

this is a cs discord

north portal
#

im not a cs major yet

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so i got time

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dw

sinful locust
#

understandable

north portal
#

nah that increased it

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still too low

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i need to become a doomer goddamnit

sinful locust
#

idk if it says it but this is supposed to be a normal distribution, so you're in the top 40%ile for Neuroticsm. 60% of the population is more neurotic than you are

north portal
#

oh

sinful locust
#

obv this is a self-assessment so there is significant bias but it's the best personality inventory that currently exists

#

assuming the website you took it on didnt change shit or use bad data

north portal
#

damn

robust bridge
north portal
#

even the websites be calling me out on my procrastination now, i gotta actually develop a work ethic ig

robust bridge
#

Maxing out that neuroticism

sinful locust
#

bro got 98 gah damn

north portal
#

WOOOOOOO

obtuse timber
#

wtf lol

#

i thought my 94% was high

sinful locust
#

ez generalized anxiety disorder dx

north portal
#

as they should

safe minnow
#

85/90/62.5/60/58

sinful locust
#

those are actually good stats

north portal
robust bridge
north portal
#

go to the library on god, u meet so many wacky people

robust bridge
north portal
#

i met this kid whos in my intro cs class, and we watch greys anatomy in the back of the class together now

#

#cs goals

safe minnow
sinful locust
gentle latch
#

Gimme a min

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Just finished eating dinner

north portal
#

JUDA!!!

gentle latch
#

FIDELITY FINESSER!!!

north portal
#

hows everything going

gentle latch
#

Pretty good
Bulk is going well
Ate 3k calories today
How are things going for you?

north portal
#

im doing all right

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im on the cut

#

ive lost 11 pounds in the past 2 weeks

gentle latch
#

Niiice

north portal
#

Ngl microbio makes me wanna die

#

teacher made the class asynchronous and its somehow more unbearable than when it was in person

sinful locust
#

why are you taking that garbage class

north portal
sinful locust
#

ur still premed or switching to cs

north portal
#

im tryna take an advanced genetics class and need it as a prereq

north portal
sinful locust
#

bitch,,,,,,

north portal
#

😔

sinful locust
#

gah damn that's rough

#

Any reason why

north portal
#

yea I wanted to be a doctor and got into fidelity by pure chance

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and figured fuck it

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lets add cs to the portfolio

sinful locust
#

i like it

north portal
#

but in reality, idk which one imma go with

sinful locust
#

lowkey would've done the same

north portal
#

depends on which one im successful in

sinful locust
#

you and I are in the same boat

north portal
#

ayyyyyy

sinful locust
#

I test MCAT this June, in an MSCS at the same time

north portal
#

Im literally only gonna go the CS career path if i get into a faang+ next year tho

#

if i dont make it, imma put all my eggs into med basket and focus on the clinical shit

sinful locust
#

Yeap either way cs major is pretty fking good

north portal
#

tbh tho, EMT and Hospital volunteerings been very fun

#

its a lot of work

#

but its fun

sinful locust
#

For sure man

north portal
#

so its a really good way to find out if u wanna do med in the future or not tbh

sinful locust
#

what ward do they have you on for volunteering

north portal
#

Dialysis

sinful locust
#

Oh neat so lots of patient transport I imagine

north portal
#

imma go into the Emergency department next year if i can

north portal
#

Transport was like 90% of last semester for me

sinful locust
#

Oh I see gotcha

north portal
#

helping people, interacting with patients and just being in that environment i guess

#

i got to see what doctors do most of hte time

sinful locust
#

awesome dude yeah no medical work was the most meaningful thing ive done so far

#

but also residency puts me tf off from med school

#

i like money and cs

north portal
#

residency lowkey be the only thing making med pathway suicidal

#

100hr weeks 🤮

sinful locust
#

yeah its insane

north portal
#

and they only pay like 50k a year for it too

#

so its a discount internship

sinful locust
#

anyone get recruiter email from EA?

#

literal min wage

#

less than that

north portal
#

nah u got At & T trust prayge

#

😔

#

sorry man

#

im still surprised fidelity didnt proceed

#

that was the biggest BS this year imo

#

why is everyones name now pbjpie

#

WOOOOOO

sinful locust
#

Research is goated, internships r a meme

north portal
#

Netflix

#

my b

#

im a bit slow on the uptake

sinful locust
#

research is great bro

#

ong

#

bro apple reviewed my resume on handshake

north portal
#

Research lowkey be fire for adding a lot of shit

sinful locust
#

but didnt reach out so i assume i got rejected

north portal
#

u can basically curate research for a company needs

#

and just apply to every similar one

#

its cracked

sinful locust
#

no i am trying to go for my masters so research matters more

#

not going to become a bugman

north portal
#

ngl my biggest fear is not getting my transfer into the CS Major accepted

#

i got rejected once already

#

so if im stuck as a biochem major will that fuck me over for next year applications?

sinful locust
#

no depends on what school he goes to

north portal
#

@quaint bolt @gentle latch will companies resume screen me if im a biochem major doing a cs minor?

#

thats what i did this year 👿

#

cuz if they ask imma be like oh yea i applied for the transfer and its processing

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oh ok

#

bet

#

the thing is, idk if certain degrees are more helpful than others

#

i know stats and math could be good ones

#

nah our school is stupid

sinful locust
#

math and premed is wild but like lowkey every premed is biochem so

#

also med schools fucking love cs majors

#

or cs backgrounds

north portal
#

basically u gotta CODA in(Change of degree app), and its super cutthroat cuz they reserve seats for the engineering kids, so the CS degree has a legit 3% acceptance rate for internal transfers

#

and its partially based on diversity too, so i get fucked on that front as well

sinful locust
#

Damn that sucks

north portal
#

all the premeds are microbio or bio at my school

#

ngl

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or BME

sinful locust
#

yeah afaik bio/biochem is the most common premed major

north portal
#

everyone keeps avoiding biochem cuz the physical and analytical chem electives suck

#

ah interesting

sinful locust
#

oh wtf nah we didnt need to take anal chem

#

thats weird

north portal
#

wait damn

#

YALL lucky

#

Anal chem is accurate

#

it absolutely destroys ur butthole ngl

#

the way u sit on a chair for 24 hours a day not getting it

sinful locust
#

chem is goated

north portal
#

whats funny is the analytical chem research department is the only dept that like never gets anyone to do shit

#

theres like 2 PHD kids there and thats it

#

cuz its so much to learn and do, its too hard

#

for UG kids to even try

sinful locust
#

yeah my lab was across the hallway from the analytical and physical chem dept

#

that shit looked disgusting

#

you couldn't pay me to do work on that

north portal
#

lmao

#

they only pay $12 an hour

#

cs has spoiled me

#

i was gonna do research but i cant even physically include it with my schedule this semester its so sadge

#

nah at our school some pay 14-16 an hour

#

saves more spots for us during NG season

#

nice

sinful locust
#

it's a combo of math, physics, chem, and computational skills its literally the most cracked discipline imo

north portal
#

I love how yale interviewer still has mad notoriety

#

3 years after the incident

#

this is amazing

oak drift
#

how built can I get in 4 months

north portal
#

and diet

#

i think, it was like 2021 right?

#

2020-2021

oak drift
#

should I start only drinking 5 protein shakes a day?

north portal
#

2 years i guess

oak drift
#

not newbie but been very inconsistant

north portal
#

tbh no it isnt, its a skill based one

oak drift
#

wanna lose weight

north portal
#

just be faang+ level coding and u will get into one of them

#

its not even like that biased or anything, u literally will

#

the hard part is getting to that level

#

true

#

oh my b

#

lmao

#

i thought u meant actual cs industry

oak drift
#

I'm tryna look like a thirst trap

#

I look like the kinda person who is a cs major ^ has anime pfp on discord

oak drift
#

god damn

#

like how much lettuce we talking about?

somber solstice
#

my maintenance is probably around 2.7k

north portal
#

i used to eat like 3k as a 5'8 person

#

but it was too much

#

and i am overweight

#

so im cutting down and tryna lose it now

#

so im at like 1.7-1.8k a day rn

#

and i jim/cardio

#

the main thing is just not eating a lot of sugary foods

#

if u do that u help so much cuz it makes eating easier

#

wait IBM layed off people?

#

wtf

thorn quartz
#

eat mroe pussy

#

I was 130 last yr when school started actually

#

at 6’1”

#

r they

north portal
#

nah thats lowkey the only thing i wouldnt do

#

i just pray i randomly get a growth spurt even tho im probably not gonna get one

thorn quartz
#

ya all the mfs here came from small towns eating beef and milk exclusively

#

Idk why I said that I think the same thing

#

Wisc is obscenely tall

somber solstice
#

this server is just a2c 2

#

just saying

north portal
#

im still growing for some reason, im 20

#

i grew 1/2 an inch in the past year

#

and i dont know how

#

bro i went from short to short

#

give me a solid 2 inches plz god

#

5'10

#

thats all i need

#

true but it was barely noticeable