#2023_summer
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god damn
how did yall find housing for summer
yo
yo
everything is too expensive for broke boy like me
How is C worse than C++ 
sulekha only has 40 yo Indian dads
less useful
Nah I just mean how much of a pain in the ass it is to do simple things
C is more of a pain in the ass
Yep
yo
Much more
proof: anything you can do in C, you can do in C++
shut the fuck up
Mr costanza
Hi
COOPA
💀
did you not recognize me mr judah

part time cscareersdev shitposter part tiem leetcoder
I missed u coop
How are you?
juda can u ban invicitus
ive been alright mr judah, how have you been
he keeps ghost pinging
U at 2sigma? @sinful locust
💀

did meta give ro
QT or SWE side?
i heard they gave some
stalker
Did he do anything else bad
I don't reallu care about ghost punging tbh
U can just block him
someone report
wtf is going on
@gentle latchh can you ban knowledeg he keeps ghost pinging
Oh wait
Are you guys joking about invictus lol
invictus isnt the type to ghost ping lol
STOOP
hes also a lurker
I bring in my backup
he should be banned
Utter chaos like usual
the job search is already chaos enough don’t add more to it
PLEASE FORGIVE @hearty river
Nah this is how lore is created
hes definitely sus

@flint mountain hows o-week going
hypocrite
peaked

Just spent a whole hour on a physics problem

@boreal nest
me with trying to do a simple forking problem in C
alright slow mode time
yo wtf
what
how slow is slow mode
NO
FAST MODE TIME
sanic
LMAO
how do u guys genuinely study leetcode cause i feel like i need to practice a lot before i build intuition for questions
Use neetcode's roadmap
depends on when you have interviews coming up:
if it's soon then try a q for about 30 mins and if you can't solve it, look at sols try to understand it and come back to it later
suck me
Hi Judah
finally i can talk again (now gotta wait another 5), this is abuse, hi juda, how's it going, its not mister its mista, why are u doing this to us
Hi mr coop
Y’all don’t have free will
Hi doctor
Mister doctor
chat slow mode’d just like intern hiring is for this season 😎
Idk, I didn't start slow mode
I think @quaint bolt did
Why is there slow mode?
chat went stupid mode

who tagged me again
another thing i wanted to add onto u think is to keep trying new ideas. once u r unable to come up with an idea after the last idea within 20 mins, look at the solution and figure out what's the initution
thing about every little piece
there's small detail they usually forget
once u find it, boom u got it
Good, thanks for asking friend 🙂 just did the oreintaiton dance and met with my icebreakers! Chillin in my dorm right now until the next event - I've heard it's going to be fun
I dont know what happened here, but I am never defending @hearty river anymore
Next time just perma kuna
@gentle latch how u doin
pretty good bro, how about you?
we haven't talked in a while
man its been incredibly aight
ikrrr been how long weeks?
question - i have an upcoming interview for a frontend position, but I just saw the company has a SWE position I want to apply for as well. should i ask my recruiter about it during the interview or just apply to the SWE position separately?
I think you should ask your recruiter about it
If you apply online they might not get back to you in forever—I think it would be just like applying regularly
yeah, that's fair, i'll talk to them during the interview. thanks for the input!
Sure! Good luck
literally me
Great way to start
Does Circle call to reject?
What did @hearty river do?
okay, i’ll start trying to give myself more time on questions. i definitely usually spend about 15 minutes drawing out the question and trying different approaches but I guess I should be spending closer to 30? It seems like a lot of time is the only thing
No. you're welcome
He was being a naughty boi 
Yes, I had one Saturday.
Yeah, no response after it.
You don't like the offer they gave you? or just found something better.
It’s only been 4 days for me so far, so we’ll see.
How long did it take to hear back from them after?
Oh, I would probably get ghosted most likely.
Yeah definitely don't want to reneg close to the start date.
I feel like next rotation, I will definitely start applying early, I applied late to a lot of internships.
Barely in December, right after the semester ended.
Yeah 😦
That’s not exactly how it works for most companies
There isn’t a strict number of spots
Yk airplane seats
How they oversell
I definitely know you don't want to reneg close to the start date for the most part, but well it depends case by case
They determine internship numbers like that as long as the number of positions isn’t very small
I was pretty surprised when I first heard of it too
But if you think about it
It makes sense
Yeah for sure
gs not small lol
I was thinking of discord
9 interns or something
Every renege actually matters a lot

Do you know how big the cohort is
They pay a lot less than the other big N and the satisfaction surveys all just show them being heavily depressed

Yeah 100 hours average

95 to be precise
at goldman? thats crazy
I know someone who's been working there for 4+ years and they seem to enjoy it. ig they could be an exception
just bought a new chair to replace my amazon basics one
guys dont cheap out on your chairs
Yeah some people thrive in that kinda env
i bought a 200$ one from ikea and i hate it 
there's a steelcase amia on ebay for 250$ msrp is >1k
im sitting on it right now man its the best thing ive ever put money on
i realize i probably sound like a bot advertising chairs on a new discord acc
but im not i promise
Nah you sound pretty human
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/jaervfjaellet-office-chair-with-armrests-glose-black-60510640/ this is the one i have, turns out it was 350 lol
Also the idea of spending a lot on certain items like pillows and chairs isn’t that uncommon
that looks quite posh
if you're 5'10 like me the amia goes up to the bottom of your neck
so idk if thats a dealbreakr
its ok im 5'7, 5'9 on a good day
yeah so it'll be even higher for u
we're still in school bro yeah its a poor mans herman miller 
my dorm has a shitty chair
has anyone worked at mathworks edg internship?
for sure, might as well invest in our health after all
buy many mechanical keyboards too 
has anyone interned at mathworks edg?
What other option is there
to chill
mf is zooooooooooooooooooooooomin
we're already on chapter 5
How else is he covering 1200 pages in a semester 

the mid-term about to be usaco platinum
at the rate this mf is convering shi
no
It's the prep to get into something better than 🍌
You should spend at least $400 on a mech keyboard
DB sounds super interesting in this climate
i bought this nastry redragon mechnical keyboard off of amazon for 35 dollars
totally put me off from mechanical
very true
?
I've never bought a keyboard in my life, am I missing out
k552 is easy to mod
:o
the mx master keys are good though
Databricks sounds interesting given this climate of big tech having massive waves of layoffs
not mechanical but i enjoy shallow touch
databricks requiring a transcript is crazy to me though
How databricks came into the discussion? 

I thought we were talking about companies better than zon 🤔
I thought databricks was better
is reddit any good
Lmao
there are 0 companies better than amazon
I mean yes, db is better
I just don't see why you picked db specifically
Not like it's a top quant firm or something
why is quant so drooled for
I'm not sure either, just seems interesting
quant wlb is 😨
C++ is cool
thats the only reason I'd suffer for quant but im not mature enough to handle that
How long's the lunch break
wtf...
7:30 💀
that's so much
From 30m to 2h, on average 45m.
check out simplify bro @wraith ice
Nah there are plenty of smaller/local companies
As a quant dev, most quants eat at their desk*
did you go to a target uni 
also wdym lower tier quant firm
Shit uni
This sounds like a big L
what does shit uni mean
Like pure no name shit uni
quant... dev?
I love talking to other people during lunch
mfers be like "i go to ucsd" and call it a shit uni
he's just like me 🥺
You got this
respectful
sike i go to MIT

(im coping)
is anyone taking part in the SAP Next Talent interview process>
actually true
?*
you know how HR ppl are... could mean anything
Not bad, my firm tries to have french food frequently. Many mfs there are french
Like me

In London
easier classes, easier life 
Why do recruiters email you and then never email you back
That’s some bullshit
i shamelessly remind them 2-3 times if thats what it takes
Join to find out
I already followed up hopefully they respond
The person who has the exact same name as me and attended the same uni is 2x more accomplished than me 
im never quant-ing 💀
someone with the exact same name as me attended gtech
they work at c1 now
Guys, you should try eating at a quantine
and thye're in CS 💀
quantine?
different life different outcomes, you're enough
my fualt
The issue is I can't even look myself up
ex mckinsey
me neither because i have the most stereotypical name
especially if you're asian even more of a struggle
You won't see yourself even if you type in your first and last name, uni + linkedin?
That tends to be a very unique combination
actually yes, I'd like to think I am way more successful than everyone else with my name (I checked)
Rip
LMFAO
but i still get passed by walmart employees on google search
so its not me its the algorithm 
How do you check
yeah lmao
Just first result?
Just my first name makes me come up 😔
a lot of them are cs too
💀
Man the person who has the same name as me and school got into citadel as a freshman
This isn't fair

bruh one of mine is literally exec at AMD, other is PhD at CMU and MIT undergrad + tesla intern
the game is over y'all
gah damn
demolishing lows
jgdiff
Nah you got this
plz i need my netflix referral 
Yo guys
How can I figure how much I will make full time from my intern offer?
Like I’m getting 30/hr remote
But idk how much that means I’ll make full time
Also what’s the highest paying companies that are remote
there's a couple companies that offer ~200k remote
depends on where you're working. you can check salaries at levels.fyi
This doesn't translate amazing
But as a general rule of thumb
I've found that 50+/hour pays 150k+ NG
For tech
33k * ur hourly is ur ft
this is actually very untrue
but from like two data pts that's what i came up with

searched up my name and i found myself
im the only mf with this name ever in existence

damn
ig thats what happens when your parents name you the most generic white name ever even though i have a filipino last name
not even gonna be the most cracked mf with my name
i have a super generic white name but a chinese last name
Shouldn’t this be fairly common among Filipino immigrants
Mine is not super generic but it’s still common
maybe the thing is im hispanic but my last name is filipino and even then its a really uncommon last name
They really do be cheesing the game
Gap kinda is too
47/hour + 3k sign on
For remote
im the only one with my name on linkedin ^_^
congrats bro
bro
goated af
The number of people asking me for sex increased dramatically after purchasing a $400 keyboard
why u not typing all caps
2x0?
(jk)
he's done it 
they kept edging u fr
inspirational
pbjpie army leader takes home the bread

im tryna get like u next year frfr
sheesh
they didnt deserve you king
aye lmk if they say yes I asked a couple months back but im wondering if things have changed
give me amazon seat
i met a new friend today
whos in 9th grade
but has 6 internships lined up for rest of HS
so cracked
computational bio, computation chem, other random stuff he does with ml/ai
wish my aprents had nepotistic connections somewhere
whatewhfuck cali
💀
nah
bro he isnt even like that good at programming
but b/c nepotism he gets internship at intel lined up
thats so lucky
i mean hes pretty good, but like not THAT good
life is so unfair
😦
also ur website no worl
hly fk
He’s a 9th grader he doesn’t know shit about programming .
Unless he’s one of those childhood geniuses
yeah
like hes good but not amazing
ive seen much smarter child geniuses
but who are chinese immigrants lmao
so cant work
Are they in college when they are supposed to be in middle school?
I honestly feel bad for those kids
They are cucked by their parents
no his parents dont care
but hes just an absolute wizard at coding
started learning coding like a year before me so not too long
but has made like 3 programming langs, a top 60 worldwide chess engine, among other things
really good at fullstasck, ml/ai, and low end
but he cant work
legally
meanwhile i have my new friend who barely knows ml getting like 6 internships offers b/c he was "scouted"
thena dmitted his dad pulled strings lmao

Anyone have any experience with how accurate the leetcode bot is?
Welcome to the matrix
thats a lot of stringds being pulled
pbjpie reneges -> krishna gets off waitlist
bro cant stop himself from capping today 😭
exactly
im so jealous
so so very jealous
cnat believe ppl are just catching on
most of the shit i say is cap
without pulling strings its hard to get ml/ai internship in hs
fr u dont even have an offer and ur actually canadian
@honest spire congrats on Netflix! 
citadel money printer
how did bro find out
i found u in the canadian tundra
git pull
WHAT
THAT'S INSANE WTF
yes (idk who aight is)
oh Dr aight
wow!
fr
even just cad salaries trash
i make half as much as the usa interns
@ dbx
i make even less than my prev coop 😭
you canada too?
💀
i remember my mom made me read a discrete math textbook when i was a little kid (i did not read it)
Did anyone do the video interviews for aig technology summer intern program
ur cracked dude, congrats!
yep, they r paying us 🥜
yeah its me
do it at CC
ik it’s like impossible to get a job in canada paying much more than this tho
highest i’ve seen is like 50 cad
its time for u to walk into the career fair cock out and telling them to give u an offer
no ifs ands or buts
ye amz, splunk
i’m doing lin alg rn in second year uni
Getting 60-65 cad from some random us unicorn full remote
damn wild
dbx paying canadians $6000 cad/month and americans $8500 usd/month 💀
so like do y'all think it matters more to be at a top rated cs program or a brand name school?
bruh, juniors get paid 7k i think
there are brand name schools that dont have great cs programs, and mid schools like University of Texas that have t20 cs programs
yeah i’m sophomore w 0 experience so i don’t mind
happy to get any offer
im @ nyu considering switching to uta to save like 35k in tuition
are they considered the same in prestige

same
uta > nyu for cs imo
i heard only good things about working at msft
ppl on reddit say im already as insufferable as a virgin cs major
totally but if you want nyc job right
while being 15
😭 kinda true tho
i simp for big tech and am already a slave to faang
i mean yeah usnews can say something but if I want nyc job
nyu might benefit me more right?
crap usnews hiding it
csrankings.org is what i use
nah duck wants a job at jane street
anyways idc about brand i just want better chances for nyc job
nyu helps more right?

For us if you go to UIUC/Northwestern/Uchicago the Chicago opportunities are huge
i couldnt do part time at JPMC because they only do off season for locals
for locals xd
Locals where
Dallas in my case. I assume the other locations do it too
worth saving 35k for uta tho?
its called an "Academic internship"
Okay bet ty
texas doe 
Yeah UTA to save 35k seems like a decent deal
transferring btw im already at nyu
is uta ut austin
Are you in state for Texas
nope but it's uta online, 10k ms
word
vs mscs at tandon is 50k
You’re getting your masters from NYU?
yes
Tf
u go to nyu?
Nah he goes to GT
what
Everyone here goes to GT
was it a silly choice
That is hella expensive
yeah gt is smart
or if you want h1b
no they're all gt brooo

alright thanks so much yall
how long does it usually take to hear back about the hiring decision after a final technical round?
Time travel tickets 
It varies a lot tbh
From like hours after the interview to weeks
It usually takes a couple weeks at the longest
@low vale are you trying to trampoline from Google to quant if possible
couple weeks is too long fam
But I would just chill at google
Be patient fam
guys im afraid the call i just with an offer from goldman sachs was fake
how do i check?
my goal is to make it out fr
did u interview with them?
yeah last thursday
They called to reject me last year i think
Or the year before
The only ones who have ever done that to me are gs and asana

anyone knows what questions are asked in nuro and snowflake onsites?
it just seems too good to be true
difficulty
portal...?
yeah
just says interview completed
could be my big break then
new york
nice man...thanks
okay sick i have more faith now
cuz the snowflake OA was so hard
don think it was 6k lump sum tho?
okay cool cool
oh wow this is huge
i cant accept that this just happened
is there like
This summer is the first summer where interns could make 100k in 12 weeks 🤔
a GS group or something?
which company
Radix and Vatican
vatican?
Actually not sure about vatic
wtf are these comapnies
Vatic investments yeah
Heaven
It might just be Radix actually
Damn
My tech internship only got me 20k 💀
what do they do in 1hr that deserves 150$?
Ur mom

good one
Jk I dunno lol
too late bruh i lold
So it's prorated?
but radix, vatican shit
You work at jane street
The reason why it might not be is cuz it seems like it’s 150 flat
yall got internships or what
When people include it goes to cents and stuff
Like JS top shows like 120.11
Or something
QR tho
No swe
What do QRs do?
research trading methods
make algos to run the trading machines
Oh ok thanks
im studying to become one btw in my free time
imma go to optiver next year
https://github.com/quantprep/quantinternships2022
i use this lol
Zame
to apply
yep howd you know
CE
https://gist.github.com/ih2502mk/50d8f7feb614c8676383431b056f4291
these are good btw
wbu
nice bruh
at the #1 innovation school too?
how did you find my shit btw 😲
u hear back yet?
Has anybody taken the OA for Roblox Data Science Intern position? Just wondering how different it is from the SWE OA
i tle’d on q4 too it tells u
for those who did the meta u oa when did you get your codesignal score?
been 4 days since I did it, still no score
ngl b75 aint doing it anymore
like i just know how to solve each q by rote
group anagrams is easy cause its hard to forget you use a dictionary and a set so the rest falls in place
you just don't lol
it does

Gun, mask and get away car!
not for me 😔 (I didnt apply)
^^
I got 10/10 public and a tiny red bar showed up saying TLE if I remember right
nope haven't gotten anything but the survey
is it bad if u already have swe internships experience for meta university application?
like do they actively avoid ppl who alr have swe experience
im praying they will put us into swe 
No
Tesla heavily hires for fall and spring, not much for summer. Even if it's team specific odds are you will make connections if you are good enough (seems like you are)
Really big consulting company
I don't think they actively avoid people with experience, but due to what the program is it makes more sense to accept people with less internship experience
why is that? seems really counterintuitive
In an info session with them a while back, it was mentioned that they really like signing people for 6 - 9 month co-ops for fall and spring, and that there were overall less jobs open for summer than the off season
interesting...thanks!
No problem
Probably mostly through recruiting events or referrals, but I wouldn't know I haven't had an interview
I got reached out by 2 recruiters like 4 months after I applied for winter. I think it’s just luck that a recruiter looks at your resume and has a team you match with.
Anyone do the Anduril OA
Yeah same they sent me an email asking for a bunch of questions and short answer responses
I just half assed those
When it first opened
I got reached out in like November
?
is this like ur 4th account?
You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process
gym time
JIM JIM JIM
is meta out
no fall this year according to a past intern
also like nao said they dont move unless youre loo I think they had like 10 non loo people last year
for fall
This looks fun
Lemme try
looks like we have a winner
im pretty extraverted id say
this is a cs discord
understandable
idk if it says it but this is supposed to be a normal distribution, so you're in the top 40%ile for Neuroticsm. 60% of the population is more neurotic than you are
oh
obv this is a self-assessment so there is significant bias but it's the best personality inventory that currently exists
assuming the website you took it on didnt change shit or use bad data
damn
even the websites be calling me out on my procrastination now, i gotta actually develop a work ethic ig
Maxing out that neuroticism
bro got 98 gah damn
WOOOOOOO
ez generalized anxiety disorder dx
as they should
85/90/62.5/60/58
those are actually good stats
go touch grass
fr fr
go to the library on god, u meet so many wacky people
That's too healthy
i met this kid whos in my intro cs class, and we watch greys anatomy in the back of the class together now
#cs goals

JUDA!!!
FIDELITY FINESSER!!!
hows everything going
Pretty good
Bulk is going well
Ate 3k calories today
How are things going for you?
Niiice
Ngl microbio makes me wanna die
teacher made the class asynchronous and its somehow more unbearable than when it was in person
why are you taking that garbage class
premed shit
ur still premed or switching to cs
im tryna take an advanced genetics class and need it as a prereq
im both
bitch,,,,,,
😔
yea I wanted to be a doctor and got into fidelity by pure chance
and figured fuck it
lets add cs to the portfolio
i like it
but in reality, idk which one imma go with
lowkey would've done the same
depends on which one im successful in
you and I are in the same boat
ayyyyyy
I test MCAT this June, in an MSCS at the same time
Im literally only gonna go the CS career path if i get into a faang+ next year tho
if i dont make it, imma put all my eggs into med basket and focus on the clinical shit
Yeap either way cs major is pretty fking good
tbh tho, EMT and Hospital volunteerings been very fun
its a lot of work
but its fun
For sure man
so its a really good way to find out if u wanna do med in the future or not tbh
what ward do they have you on for volunteering
Dialysis
Oh neat so lots of patient transport I imagine
imma go into the Emergency department next year if i can
nah its more nursing and EKG/Equipment help
Transport was like 90% of last semester for me
Oh I see gotcha
helping people, interacting with patients and just being in that environment i guess
i got to see what doctors do most of hte time
awesome dude yeah no medical work was the most meaningful thing ive done so far
but also residency puts me tf off from med school
i like money and cs
yeah its insane
nah u got At & T trust 
😔
sorry man
im still surprised fidelity didnt proceed
that was the biggest BS this year imo
why is everyones name now pbjpie
WOOOOOO
Research is goated, internships r a meme
Research lowkey be fire for adding a lot of shit
but didnt reach out so i assume i got rejected
u can basically curate research for a company needs
and just apply to every similar one
its cracked
no i am trying to go for my masters so research matters more
not going to become a bugman
ngl my biggest fear is not getting my transfer into the CS Major accepted
i got rejected once already
so if im stuck as a biochem major will that fuck me over for next year applications?
no depends on what school he goes to
@quaint bolt @gentle latch will companies resume screen me if im a biochem major doing a cs minor?
thats what i did this year 👿
cuz if they ask imma be like oh yea i applied for the transfer and its processing
oh ok
bet
the thing is, idk if certain degrees are more helpful than others
i know stats and math could be good ones
nah our school is stupid
math and premed is wild but like lowkey every premed is biochem so
also med schools fucking love cs majors
or cs backgrounds
basically u gotta CODA in(Change of degree app), and its super cutthroat cuz they reserve seats for the engineering kids, so the CS degree has a legit 3% acceptance rate for internal transfers
and its partially based on diversity too, so i get fucked on that front as well
Damn that sucks
wait fr
all the premeds are microbio or bio at my school
ngl
or BME
yeah afaik bio/biochem is the most common premed major
everyone keeps avoiding biochem cuz the physical and analytical chem electives suck
ah interesting
wait damn
YALL lucky
Anal chem is accurate
it absolutely destroys ur butthole ngl
the way u sit on a chair for 24 hours a day not getting it
chem is goated
whats funny is the analytical chem research department is the only dept that like never gets anyone to do shit
theres like 2 PHD kids there and thats it
cuz its so much to learn and do, its too hard
for UG kids to even try
yeah my lab was across the hallway from the analytical and physical chem dept
that shit looked disgusting
you couldn't pay me to do work on that
lmao
they only pay $12 an hour
cs has spoiled me
i was gonna do research but i cant even physically include it with my schedule this semester its so sadge
nah at our school some pay 14-16 an hour
saves more spots for us during NG season
nice
it's a combo of math, physics, chem, and computational skills its literally the most cracked discipline imo
on god
I love how yale interviewer still has mad notoriety
3 years after the incident
this is amazing
how built can I get in 4 months
jim, 5 days a week
and diet
i think, it was like 2021 right?
2020-2021
should I start only drinking 5 protein shakes a day?
2 years i guess
not newbie but been very inconsistant
tbh no it isnt, its a skill based one
wanna lose weight
just be faang+ level coding and u will get into one of them
its not even like that biased or anything, u literally will
the hard part is getting to that level
true
oh my b
lmao
i thought u meant actual cs industry
I'm tryna look like a thirst trap
I look like the kinda person who is a cs major ^ has anime pfp on discord
💀
my maintenance is probably around 2.7k
i used to eat like 3k as a 5'8 person
but it was too much
and i am overweight
so im cutting down and tryna lose it now
so im at like 1.7-1.8k a day rn
and i jim/cardio
the main thing is just not eating a lot of sugary foods
if u do that u help so much cuz it makes eating easier
wait IBM layed off people?
wtf
nah thats lowkey the only thing i wouldnt do
i just pray i randomly get a growth spurt even tho im probably not gonna get one







