#2023_summer

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solar axle
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cuz those are my other offers

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oh i was gonna go with roblox over palantir

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confusion

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yeah

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not my much tho

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wanna go to roblox just for internship i feel like ill learn more there

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but roblox growth is stunted and RO rates are low

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yeah thats why im leaning towards roblox

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ye thx

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only concern was if palantir prestige is a lot higher like you said it could open more doors

sinful locust
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My interviewer is the person who referred me to nuro
Should i tell them?

tulip aspen
somber solstice
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for internships 😰

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fuck this shit is scaring me so much

sinful locust
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Me?

jaunty cove
safe minnow
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Wtf

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copium (null)

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What the hell is that

sinful locust
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I have 0 offers

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Holy fuck they also said no more coding at all
Nuro is my #1 choice imma be so sad if i mess up

hallow scroll
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arent you interviewing for JS too? Nuro > JS for you?

sinful locust
hallow scroll
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W

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GL

sinful locust
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Thx imma need it

sick remnant
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hi besties im trying to get an internship this summer but im not sure where to invest my time

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should i spend time leetcoding or should i spend time working on projects to add? i have limited cs experience outside of class so no have no projects

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i have a heap allocator thing but thats abt it

north trout
fast jay
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ahat is samsaras new grad swe tc?

azure idol
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has anyone here done a nintendo final interview for their summer 2023 software dev internship?

red quarry
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Anyone got any advice for the Citadel Securities OA?

sinful locust
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If i get offer ill say. Otherwise kirb will ban me since the answer will give away who i am

sinful locust
near swallow
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If ur cracked enough i wont ban tho

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Lol

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Prove ur worth

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Earn ur keep

sinful locust
near swallow
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Best death games show is alice in borderlands

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Squid games hunger games all trash

near swallow
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Stay lame

sinful locust
near swallow
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Stay broke

sinful locust
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If i get nuro or jane street offer i wont care if im banned

near swallow
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Ok but how bout 1 friend

sinful locust
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Watch me get no offers kirbySadge kirbySadge kirbySadge

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If you solve my 3 challenges

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Both have rejected me before

near swallow
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Thats like 7 words tho

vagrant nimbus
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Hi everyone, has anyone had an interview with ServiceNow?

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They contacted me after 3 months, and they decided to have an interview with me

near swallow
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@hearty river recommend a show to me

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Or i will ban

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Wazowski and i will time out

vagrant nimbus
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What's wrong with ServiceNow? caughtIn4k

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Oh they told me to work as a digital technology with Partners

carmine condor
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did meta open

vagrant nimbus
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Like help them set up portal to Now

carmine condor
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i saw smth on reddit but either im stupid or i cant find where to apply

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is this part of the OA

sinful locust
vagrant nimbus
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That's why I asked here, because I don't know if they were bots

sinful locust
vagrant nimbus
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Oh but do you think it's good for me? I have only 1 year of experience. I just came to the US 3 years ago too. It's kinda hard for me to find a job though. I just got laid off as well. 2022 was a bad year for me

sinful locust
vagrant nimbus
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Lol I think it's worth for a try if I get an offer

sinful locust
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(Except amazon)

vagrant nimbus
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No I rly don't like them

sinful locust
vagrant nimbus
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My friend got an offer at Tesla 6 months ago

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Now he's getting laid off as well.

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He's a H1B, and it's so terrible to lay off H1B people when they have only 3 months to find a job

hearty river
sinful locust
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I come here to ask and all i get is more questions

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And no answers

red quarry
sinful locust
red quarry
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Hard af?

sick oar
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meta uni open lol

sinful locust
sick oar
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no

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?

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if youre a junior

sinful locust
random tide
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first yr only

red quarry
# sinful locust Guess

Yo why you say that, is it really difficult or no. I just want some insight on the interview process glassdoor was no help. WazowskiStare

random tide
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everyone go buy 100 oculus if you want the regular swe intern to open 4KEKW

sinful locust
near swallow
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Idk but im watching Uncanny Counter rn lol

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I usually dont watch any k drama type stuff at all. Yes i know that isnt k drama

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Or k romance. They are all lame n cheesy

static spindle
sinful locust
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Thank you for your interest in the Infotainment Applications C++ Internship, Vehicle Software (Summer 2023) position at Tesla. We were fortunate to have received a high volume of applications, resulting in an extremely competitive candidate pool. After carefully reviewing your application, we have determined that the credentials of other candidates better fit the requirements of the position.

outer turtle
static spindle
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idk check the channel

sick oar
sinful locust
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How do i get lintcode

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Anyone have chinese phone number?

sick oar
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oh wait

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swe is open too

sinful locust
crisp berry
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META open???????

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wtf is this shit

versed kestrel
mossy compass
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does meta send confirmation it just takes me back the application when i click submit WHYYY

versed kestrel
mossy compass
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wtffffffffffffffffff

echo coral
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does nuro ghost after oa

sinful locust
echo coral
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do you know if there are any hidden test cases beyond what hackerrank shows

crisp berry
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maybe theyll open next round

versed kestrel
crisp berry
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also why is their resume parser so shit lol

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idk i dont have access to ww this term

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but that sounds right to me

sinful locust
solar axle
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if a company sends you interview request for summer now and I wanna do fall should I say it before the interview, during interview, or after getting offer

solar axle
crisp berry
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did the people who got emails about meta interviews in january

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acc get an interview?

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stfu

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it says on the app

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6800 - 10k

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so they decreased the pay

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usually its 50/hr+ right

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6800 is 42/hr

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in the states

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lol

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i get 11k

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NVIDIA says 19 - 93

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lol

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NVIDIA mfs after seeing 19/hr on their offer letter

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they keep making new postings

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do u know whats upw ith that

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is it just for internal reasons

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like they made a posting yesterday or something

sinful locust
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All 6000 intern dashboards

hallow scroll
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meta pleadingcat_void

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yessir

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ok so im gonna be shafted with meta on my resume

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i dont see your point

safe minnow
north scroll
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yall think meta gonna give fall?

hallow scroll
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if i get meta final last one im missing is netflix thanospog

safe minnow
north scroll
safe minnow
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Maybe not for regular

hallow scroll
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🤷

north scroll
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im debating applying with amazon summer or not

hallow scroll
north scroll
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LOL

sinful locust
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Why they all the same

somber solstice
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im a jr btw

sinful locust
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No

hallow scroll
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omitting start date is the strat

somber solstice
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u right

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need at least a 4.21

north scroll
somber solstice
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idk if im ready for the hardcore engineering at chickfila

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i had a friend at MIT who went to cit then cfa

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said cfa was so hard

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oh fr

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im just trolling

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yall know im just a silly state schooler

sinful locust
somber solstice
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i killed him

hallow scroll
somber solstice
sinful locust
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Who cares

north scroll
# hallow scroll yea

Doesnt it still look odd tho? I feel like recruiter would think its most likely summer compared to like fall

safe minnow
sinful locust
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I met tren black

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Yes

somber solstice
sinful locust
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He was at amazon

somber solstice
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just an itty bitty state school :3

sinful locust
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Im taller thantren black lol

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Hes like 5 8

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He looks normal irl

north scroll
sinful locust
north scroll
sinful locust
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Why is there oa for datadog security

north scroll
sinful locust
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Summer after amazon

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If you search on amazon slack you can find him

gentle latch
sinful locust
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i took an L on datadog OA. do good gladge

gentle latch
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is tren black not his real name?

sinful locust
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I addedhim to slack channel talking about tech lead lol

sinful locust
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ripplematch?

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Redwan Choudhury or smth

sinful locust
outer turtle
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@hearty river

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❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
❤️ ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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Why stare?

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@hearty river

north scroll
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no meta final its been 2 minutes

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its over

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Even with js, cit, and hrt i cant get meta

gentle latch
sinful locust
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FULL

gentle latch
sinful locust
north scroll
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What happened to sushi tell me the lore

gentle latch
north scroll
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lets goooo

safe minnow
north scroll
devout jewel
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Apple, Coinbase, tesla, LinkedIn, and Google wasn’t enough for meta OA

sinful locust
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wasnt blocked def not sushi

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taking semesters off? That's kinda 200iq ngl

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Actually a great move in the current climate

quaint bolt
safe minnow
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Is cit better than 2S or Jump tho

gentle latch
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n3 is the only one I know that has passed this

devout jewel
gentle latch
quaint bolt
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And jump over Cit for the dev culture

gentle latch
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cit until you burn out
then move to 2sig

quaint bolt
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P sure jump is fully automatic

sinful locust
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cit/2s/hrt interested in C++ projects right?

safe minnow
devout jewel
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2s isn’t even cpp sweatshop

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it’s mostly rust, python, and Java

quaint bolt
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2s is java

red quarry
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Yo is Citadel bad?

devout jewel
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They pay low

gentle latch
devout jewel
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Not enough for me

safe minnow
devout jewel
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🥱🥱🥱

red quarry
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Should I even complete the OA then?

sinful locust
quaint bolt
devout jewel
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sure

safe minnow
sinful locust
devout jewel
safe minnow
devout jewel
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We was trolling u

gentle latch
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I'm a goog no lifer with @devout jewel

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we're all goog sexuals

devout jewel
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😔😔😔

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FAANGSEXUAL

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😩😩😩😩

gentle latch
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this channel is for goog sexuals only

sinful locust
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All FAANGs are the same except amazon

safe minnow
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good

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👍

quaint bolt
devout jewel
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gib call

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bruh

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seriously where is our calls

quaint bolt
devout jewel
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nah we need to keep pushing like 20 times

red quarry
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What offers do yall have?

devout jewel
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to be even seen

red quarry
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And whos applications are still open?

sinful locust
soft basin
devout jewel
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PLEASE END MY SHFFETING

red quarry
sinful locust
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this_tbh still waiting for phone

devout jewel
sinful locust
soft basin
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until google project match 🤮

devout jewel
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g phone comes in giant waves

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they prob send a few more in Jan

sinful locust
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Recruiter asked me what team

devout jewel
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But I doubt a lot tho

safe minnow
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I think we all just use big tech for good tech companies at this point

devout jewel
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a lot of ppl including me came from winter and fall project pool to summer

safe minnow
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Ain't no way Roblox and discord are big

devout jewel
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so it’s basically meeting them

sinful locust
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Last time i interviewed for G it was march

devout jewel
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nah

sinful locust
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No phone

devout jewel
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apple is fucked

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legit worse than google

twin sandal
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wtf lmao meta sent OA in 30 seconds

devout jewel
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technically u team match before phone

sinful locust
safe minnow
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I wonder what would happen if you just sent the most cracked fake resume ever

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To meta

twin sandal
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is it auto

safe minnow
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To see if they're really open or not

twin sandal
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its gotta b right

sly copper
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apple teams have lots of control over their hiring process

gentle latch
sinful locust
sinful locust
devout jewel
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😈😈😈

gentle latch
devout jewel
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April is the last month to team match

twin sandal
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1sec

sinful locust
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2022 i cancelled

twin sandal
devout jewel
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So u basically have to grind it out team matching within a month

gentle latch
devout jewel
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WTF

gentle latch
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u been grinding since 2021

devout jewel
quaint bolt
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Oh meta u

sinful locust
quaint bolt
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Wait is it meta u

twin sandal
gentle latch
devout jewel
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Meta U is auto

twin sandal
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ah yeah that makes sense

sinful locust
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You think i can look up the answer during phone?

twin sandal
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mb mb LOL

sinful locust
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Can i lookup then too?

hallow scroll
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i dont think regular swe has oa

quaint bolt
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they don’t for my school’s internal job board

north scroll
quaint bolt
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I don’t know about external

hallow scroll
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yea lol

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we'll see

gentle latch
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people will just use chatgpt on OAs though

sinful locust
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WazowskiStare 🤓

north scroll
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yeah ill let you guys know once i get my offer 😎

hallow scroll
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if i get resume rejected from meta im kms

quaint bolt
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meta scheduled winter 2023 interviews at our school but then said it’s cancelled

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So I don’t trust em anymore

digital bone
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will metaU allow remote + fall start date??

hallow scroll
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no

digital bone
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they opened so late

hallow scroll
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freshmen programs are like never off season

sinful locust
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Meta asked me twosum and i failed

hallow scroll
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would be so clutch if meta did fall this year

quaint bolt
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they will just prolly not for everyone lol

hallow scroll
quaint bolt
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Most likely not for everyone*

hallow scroll
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mr anomaly pleadingcat_void

sinful locust
hallow scroll
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tryna be like him

sinful locust
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lol are 1st year mscs students allowed for meta uni (no bscs degree)

gentle latch
fleet dew
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Did meta opened their apps ?

hallow scroll
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google summer 24

quaint bolt
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I’m surprised people still want to apply to meta

sinful locust
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Meta oa was hard

gentle latch
north scroll
gentle latch
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GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogleGoogleGoogleGoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle

hallow scroll
sinful locust
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Damn im laid off already

quaint bolt
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Considering they basically gave no return intern RO’s and rescinded multiple new grad return offers lmao

hallow scroll
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maybe may 25 if I can get an internship thats worth taking a semester off

gentle latch
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GOOGLE

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JUSTER
GOOGLE

hallow scroll
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no juda google will be my last internship

north scroll
gentle latch
sinful locust
# gentle latch do google as all your internships

I hope all is well! I work on the Security Engineering Internship hiring team here at Google and your technical experience caught my eye! I think your background aligns well with the role and encourage you to apply!

hallow scroll
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and i dont trust amazon

north scroll
hallow scroll
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and also I started college like 2 years early so i dont really mind delaying 1 year

sinful locust
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I did years ago smh

north scroll
hallow scroll
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yeah 19 lol

sinful locust
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literally a flex (taking projects off)

north scroll
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that makes more sense lol

hallow scroll
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if i grad next year i wont even be able to drink Sadge

sinful locust
north scroll
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bro what how

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arent you a junior

sinful locust
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im 25 lol

quaint bolt
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I still keep my projects even w 5 internships dogesmile

hallow scroll
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no u 😩 💯

gentle latch
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woo

sinful locust
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I was 19 27 months ago

north scroll
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yeah

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how you just turning 20

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bruh

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im trying to get out of school asap

quaint bolt
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Projects are 2-liners, removing points from older internships

hallow scroll
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started uni at 16 gang

sinful locust
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Yall cant go to bars

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at 21 the colored vision just goes way

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it becomes washed out

hallow scroll
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me and tanz graduating with 6 internships 🙏

sinful locust
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Once you hit 21 you start ghosting FAANG recruiters cuz you know its a trap

hallow scroll
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yes

gentle latch
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I will probably only graduate with 3 internships
L

sinful locust
north scroll
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nah by the time thhey grad youll be sde2 at amazon

red quarry
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Where has everyone interned at?

gentle latch
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but tbh Google is the only company that counts

sinful locust
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3 companies -1 year

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Hrt 2sig cit?

gentle latch
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meta twitter apple then google dogesmile

hallow scroll
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youre at apple for summer? thanospog

sinful locust
hallow scroll
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tesla looks cool on linkedin tho so its ok

sinful locust
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I'm the recruiter for our team here at Tesla. Your information was shared with me by a colleague and I'd love to learn more about your experience and ideal next role. Would you have 15 minutes to chat sometime this/next week?

Of course, I should mention this team sits in Palo Alto, CA. Is relocation an option for you?

sinful locust
sinful locust
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Speak for yourself buddy. I got meta oa

hallow scroll
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i had zon on resume gladge

sinful locust
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what is zon

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Wait a minute I got email

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Amazon = zon?

hallow scroll
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imbackagain is sushi?

hallow scroll
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i was gonna say imbackagain seems normal and hasn't blocked everyone so it cant be him

north scroll
fierce token
sinful locust
north scroll
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how do you plan on it? I didnt put amazon on my resume when i applied too scared

sinful locust
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I'm pretty sure metau isn't for masters students.. Wahts stopping you from creating a fake alias and getting unlimited tries on the auto OA

hallow scroll
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no he hasnt made any weird remarks on race and hiring so its not him guys

sinful locust
north scroll
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reapply on a new account?

hallow scroll
sinful locust
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how would they find out tho

hallow scroll
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maybe ip check or something

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i know amazon is really good at figuring out if youre applying on an alt

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so i wouldnt be surprised if meta is similar

sinful locust
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what does this mean

north scroll
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bros got leetcode open. cant be sushi

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dont think so

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same

hallow scroll
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you can update your resume on profile

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yes

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so hard

spark valley
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not gca

hallow scroll
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wait

north scroll
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wait actually can u?

crisp berry
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wait, but isn't amazon offer for summer only

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how are you guys putting amazon on your resume

north scroll
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ah

hallow scroll
hallow scroll
crisp berry
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gg

north scroll
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thats too sus for me

quaint bolt
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incoming really doesn't matter or help from what I've seen

crisp berry
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so you put incoming Amazon (2023)

north scroll
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surely my resume is good enough

quaint bolt
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also yeah I wouldn't do that lol

crisp berry
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but im not putting incoming for something im applying the same season for

hallow scroll
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i got dmed about a company process that I literally have never mentioned in my entire lifetime

quaint bolt
crisp berry
sinful locust
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livestreaming metau oa on liveleak

quaint bolt
hallow scroll
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girl

quaint bolt
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aight being normal is cap

crisp berry
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aight is like goku but less unhinged

hallow scroll
crisp berry
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sushi dms me to help cheat on oas

hallow scroll
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i wonder if goku is going to get into citadel

sinful locust
digital bone
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meta swe/co-op can do fall? right

hallow scroll
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maybe

digital bone
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bruh

hallow scroll
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but last year meta only did fall for like 20 people

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very select few

sinful locust
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What does nop do

hallow scroll
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imbackbackagain that pfp is giving real sushi vibes

sinful locust
sinful locust
hallow scroll
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🤯

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sushi2.0

crisp berry
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🤯

hallow scroll
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yeah lol i dont think i ever saw sushi use an emoji

crisp berry
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😹

hallow scroll
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he is a poser

crisp berry
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no last sushi was gpt 3.0

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new sushi is gpt 4.0

sinful locust
safe minnow
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Updated the architecture

hallow scroll
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its gonna end off every message with a TC:

sinful locust
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TC: -50

hallow scroll
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did i just see ducc typing pleadingcat_void

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or maybe he blocked you because you spammed him with 20 cat gifs

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krishna blocked me wtf

sinful locust
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anybody else locked of amazon portal

safe minnow
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Actually?

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How do you know

hallow scroll
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return of the king ‼️

safe minnow
sinful locust
hallow scroll
sinful locust
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tryna figure out what email i used to apply, no OA yet I think?

sinful locust
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Codesignal

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bruh I didnt even apply at all I think

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fuck

safe minnow
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Almost all easy

north scroll
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its LC easy. i got it during my freshman year but i was so troll that I just closed out of it

sinful locust
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oh sorry i mean amazon

safe minnow
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Source: I did it least year

north scroll
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But apparently you cant ace it or else you get reject

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yeah idk someone told me if you solve all you get reject 🤷

native scaffold
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anyone not able to submit meta app?

earnest hatch
hallow scroll
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i heard that before too

native scaffold
mossy compass
native scaffold
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Is that the case for you too?

sinful locust
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cant even apply to amazon i have the same problem on that portal

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its a bit too late for amazon but worth a shot copium

mossy compass
native scaffold
sinful locust
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No

near swallow
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I literally dont care but u just gonna get banned again

hallow scroll
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yeah he doesnt act like him

near swallow
hallow scroll
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idk didnt see

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but imbackbackagain said hes done like 5 internships I think sushi has his first one this summer

glad remnant
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did meta open up their intern positions?

safe minnow
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It’s funny how a lot of people we think have left are here under alts

hallow scroll
safe minnow
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Maybe it’s not a lot but I know at least 1

hallow scroll
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cough cough endorsi cough cough

upbeat cradle
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Should I wait for dean's list before applying to meta u

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Hasn't come out yet

hallow scroll
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he racist tho

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☹️

near swallow
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If thats endorsi i will literally ban

safe minnow
hallow scroll
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nah endorsi already has like 6 offers for the summer

sinful locust
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Maybe i lie doggohehe

safe minnow
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@near swallow you know more than us, all we really know is they were banned by you

hallow scroll
safe minnow
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No

hallow scroll
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I got timed out for a day because I sent a naughty gif of sonic ☹️

near swallow
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Sonic is fine

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U sent knuckles

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Ok wazowski.clear()

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Magic

gentle latch
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Just use dark mode u silly billy

sinful locust
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How can i get my alt unbanned @near swallow

near swallow
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Life for a life

gentle latch
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I'm too lazy
Got lc to grind

sinful locust
earnest hatch
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Congrats!

hallow scroll
gentle latch
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Congrats!

near swallow
sinful locust
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Ban

safe minnow
soft basin
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me when sonic

safe minnow
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Man let his intrusive thoughts win

hallow scroll
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woah that gif surely was something huh

soft basin
#

i got too silly

hallow scroll
sinful locust
#

How do i get meta u

soft basin
#

the endorsi saga

restive meadow
#

anyone hear back from waymo?

sinful locust
#

Realy?

#

We sincerely appreciate your interest in Lucid Motors and the time you devoted to the recruitment process. At this time we have decided to close the position for the role of Intern, Embedded Software Engineer - Summer 2023. I hope you don't mind if we reach out to you in the future when a position opens up that may be a good fit.

hallow scroll
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YES

sinful locust
crisp berry
#

wait is meta really already sending OAs?

#

non university

safe minnow
crisp berry
#

wow you guys are so funny

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did you get a degree in comedy

zenith cedar
#

Hello Guys, I am an international student. I am looking for an opportunity to start career as software developer or data science or machine learning engineer.

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Can I get any referrals?

frigid gate
zenith cedar
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I am looking for internships

stable badger
zenith cedar
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Ok

sinful locust
#

what language is this

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Python?

stable badger
#

python3

sinful locust
#

🇱

tired void
#

Actually just watch some Indian guys tutorial and learn set Union find it’s not that hard

sinful locust
#

jk

tulip aspen
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is the meta app broken

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my app wont go through

frigid gate
tulip aspen
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i just spammed it a few times

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hopefully it goes in

spice jetty
#

is meta university oa auto

sinful locust
spice jetty
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bc from what i remember it was last year

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has anyone taken it yet?

sinful locust
#

i dont qualify and I have the oa

#

ill probably do it tomorrow just for practice and ill tell yall what topics I got

spice jetty
frigid gate
#

yes

#

this is a good one

lime stream
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For bloomberg onsite doing top 50 tagged is enough right

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Cant be bothered to study

sinful locust
#

wtf 😭

#

its gca right?

hallow scroll
#

people have been saying its custom

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not gca

sinful locust
#

Codesignal

sinful locust
#

lemme use my 845 pls!

hallow scroll
#

nah i think its always been customs since someone said its all easies or some shit

hallow scroll
sinful locust
#

no way

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lmfao

hallow scroll
#

because too overqualified or something

sinful locust
#

im not accepting meta u anyway bc i have dbx

#

meta swe tho..

hallow scroll
#

mf when the final season is actually 2 seasons and a movie

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nah im just saying wasnt like season 3 supposed to be the last or something then they made like 2 more

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i stopped watching after season 2

sinful locust
#

python makes me nervous man. must be a skill issue

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it seems so free

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its probably the lack of {} tbh

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how are variables handled in python? Declare a variable within a function it's only local to the function right?

north portal
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too Tryhard

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Just interview with laptop

astral dew
#

aye fucking yo akuna layoffs???

woven loom
#

whys no one using rank optimizations

sinful locust
#

respect for holding out this long

woven loom
#

ngl thats true

safe minnow
#

By laws of engineering pi = 3

near swallow
#

inverse levi ackermann function

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anime only

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manga is for chumps

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if you are AOT anime only you are literally 10/10 human

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6/10 human with manga

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everyone who reads it becomes more bitter

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and hates life just a bit more

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bro

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why

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would you do that

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again

#

i literally banned you FREAKING PACHITI

hearty river
near swallow
#

3 day ban

safe minnow
near swallow
#

bro wasn't it like 10 year interval between season 1 and 2 of AOT

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you coulda improved your life much more

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why did u read mango

#

speaking of mango

oak drift
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what opening

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oh AoT

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I can't be the only one that things 2nd aot s1 opening is peak

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IF I LOOOOSE IT ALL

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SLIP AND FALL

oak drift
stable badger
#

Mango the goat of fruits

hazy slate
#

is meta only open for phd's ? and meta university?

stable badger
#

Murica numero uno

hallow scroll
hazy slate
hallow scroll
#

its like software engineer internship/co-op or something

#

amazon gang gonna renege for meta 🤞

#

/netflix dogesmile

feral oar
#

i applied to software engineer internship/co-op but when I login to metacareers.com i could not find my job application. It says "You don’t have active job applications right now". Is anyone facing the same issue?

sinful locust
#

nah

hallow scroll
#

shortly 🙏

worthy sandal
#

anyone mind giving me some resume feedback?

sinful locust
novel lily
#

is meta oa a gca or company specifiv

#

damn rip

#

has anyone taken it yet-- whats the difficulty

hallow scroll
#

meta oa only for meta university

novel lily
frail cape
#

Is meta internship still worth it if you got other companies? Lmao

elfin peak
frail cape
#

LMFAO

elfin peak
frail cape
#

Like you do

elfin peak
#

I'm still actively applying lmao

frail cape
#

LMFAO

elfin peak
#

I mean it's a free practice

#

Normally mock interviews are priced for like hundreds of dollars

#

So why not xD

sinful locust
#

yeah i’m still applying even tho i accepted my summer offer

#

wanna practice interviewing

#

That seems very promising

near swallow
hoary locust
#

yo

hallow scroll
soft basin
#

bruh that nasa pay is worse than an algebra 1 tutor for high schoolers 💀💀

runic tundra
#

Did anyone else get the crowdstrike email ab being put on hold til feb?

soft basin
#

but nasa also means drug test :(

#

weed > resume 😤

shell leaf
#

does anyone know where i could find resumes of really cracked people?

sinful locust
granite fulcrum
#

super cracked

sinful locust
#

Ask n3

somber solstice
#

jk...

#

haha

#

👉 👈

hearty river
#

@honest spire

#

@honest spire

safe minnow
#

Using chatgpt to get through existential crises is super pog

#

It’s like having a friend that is super smart and is there to listen 100%

#

Bro 💀

#

Wtf

#

They better be paying you to eat that

#

How much is the dinner costing per person

#

💀

soft basin
#

uh oh

gloomy plover
#

i used chatgpt to rewrite my computer networks slides

#

i actually understand the shit now that it's broken down

#

krishna "grind for the offer" das

cedar pecan
#

Bro Bank of America isn’t contacting me yet

#

And I already did the first round

#

There’s only one more round I have left

#

Also does anyone know how hard Microsoft is to get into?

#

Like for full time?

near swallow
cedar pecan
#

I’m about to leetcode this summer

#

People say it’s easy to me

#

But idk

#

Imma have to be leetcoding in C

#

That’s all my classes this next semester 😂

sinful locust
#

Send LinkedIn

hardy patrol
#

do you have to be a fresh/soph for that meta intern position

#

meta university

soft basin
#

yes

hardy patrol
#

wouldnt matter anyway they ask for transcripts which is my achilles heel

astral dew
#

they dont care about gpa. I had shit gpa and got skipped to finals

soft basin
#

yeah most don’t give a shit abt gpa

raw birch
#

uhhh is meta OA auto?

hallow scroll
raw birch
sinful locust
#

it's pretty easy ngl

sinful locust
#

yup

civic ocean
#

I sent u a dm also

crisp berry
#

does anyone know what the deal here is

image.png
#

i applied to the posting yesterday, and it suggests me another duplicate of the posting?

#

is it like this for anyone else

#

it seems to be the same job id

#

but it lets me apply again

earnest hatch
crisp berry
foggy osprey
crisp berry
#

yes

earnest hatch
crisp berry
#

is it like that for you

#

yeah

#

they probably just didnt set up their jobs website right

wide socket
#

I applied to Meta

#

didn't get auto oa

#

bru

sinful locust
#

meta u is auto oa

#

meta is not

tawny dust
earnest hatch
wide socket
#

lmao

sinful locust
#

meta u is for 1st/2nd year undergrads, meta doesn't have that restriction afaik. there could be more but idc

earnest hatch
#

Only MetaU is open, the Meta intern listing is saving headcount for MetaU conversions

wide socket
#

aw shit

#

im 3rd rip

crisp berry
#

what

#

source?

wide socket
#

tbh I already have a offer ;p

#

somewhere else but

#

Im still tryin

leaden seal
#

Is it possible to get a return offer after you finish the simple meta internship?

tawny dust
leaden seal
#

hahah I guess that makes more sense

formal gust
wide socket
#

Lazard

#

this hiring period been mad tough

sinful locust
#

even if they say yes they can (and have) retract the offer so idk I'd be cautious

formal gust
#

We’re in a recession soo

wide socket
#

yea fr

earnest hatch
wide socket
#

does lyft usually open late?

leaden seal
#

gl to everybody btw

earnest hatch
sinful locust
#

threw application with absolutely 0 expectations

leaden seal
#

I am curious, could you be rejected by applying to a L3 Google position, just because you don't have a degree but you'll acquire it in a few months?

#

I swear these entry level jobs are so confusing sometimes

#

I applied to em and hopefully I won't get rejected off of that

earnest hatch
#

@hearty river

earnest hatch
leaden seal
#

I applied with a referral and the recruiter didn't seem to care that I dont have my degree yet

#

who knows

#

Microsoft final round got canceled and im super desperate rn

earnest hatch
#

But keep your expectations low for big tech

#

There's a lower headcunt

#

headcount*

final cobalt
leaden seal
final cobalt
#

same

leaden seal
#

but if I get an offer, I'm out

wide socket
#

does Meta have that program

#

this year like google with product sprint

fickle ivy
#

guys

#

how do i find part-time junior swe jobs

#

anyone have recommendations

earnest hatch
#

I already know my ABC though, that's so meta

leaden seal
fickle ivy
#

wtf really

leaden seal
#

no cap

#

worked for a startup for 6 months

#

I was brutally honest with the guy though, I told him that I'm a complete piece of shit with 0 experience

#

but i'm willing to try lmao

fickle ivy
fickle ivy
leaden seal
#

my contract is done basically

leaden seal
fickle ivy
#

RIP

earnest hatch
fickle ivy
#

can u send me a link to

#

that greek group 💀

#

im not greek tho

leaden seal
#

If I were you I would try upwork etc.

fickle ivy
#

hmm

#

i see

lilac fable
leaden seal
lilac fable
#

putsa

#

yo

leaden seal
#

putsa sto kolo

#

yes

lilac fable
#

haha

gentle latch
#

SPIN MOVE

gentle latch
fickle ivy
#

juda

#

how do i get mod role

#

mittens

trail ocean
#

anyone receive an email from Waymo recruiter about interview process too?

#

After like 3 months, she rejected me in October after intro screening form and now reached out saying I’m in interview process

earnest hatch
safe minnow
#

@sinful locust no free chipotle listed

hardy patrol
#

procrastinating studying lc so hard that im learning another language as filler

#

undefeated king of running away from responsibilities

leaden seal
gentle latch
#

Probably spanish

hardy patrol
#

farsi

hardy patrol
leaden seal
astral dew
hardy patrol
#

im done with programming languages ill stick with py and js

astral dew
#

eww (python hater btw)

sinful locust
astral dew
sinful locust
#

W

#

im like

#

fairly new to it

astral dew
#

same. my uni classes was java and now c++ but I used go in last internship

#

so ive been grinding it becuz its fun!

sinful locust
#

lmaoo my first internship is gonna be in go

#

i believe

#

thats why i picked it up

astral dew
sinful locust
#

so far ive only really done some leetcode and then started a fullstack file database site with it

#

but yeah

astral dew
#

learn concurrency in go, its what go is known for

sinful locust
#

hm okok

#

will do

real lake
#

chipotle offering $25-$30/hr for california KEKW

devout jewel
#

I need to learn cpp

#

time to do trading 😈

#

Sure

#

only in cpp

#

none only McDonald’s

astral dew
soft basin
#

it was so good in high school idk what happened

#

no i didnt even apply

#

i hate interviews

#

plus im satisified with what i already got

simple garden
#

Me applying to meta u

soft basin
#

plus im aiming to graduate in a year

gentle latch
#

Start praying

soft basin
#

mida

simple garden
#

I’m telling bezos

soft basin
#

no matter how sane he is i dont rlly like him

digital bone
#

the amount of dick sucking in this server for companies is unreal

simple garden
#

Bezos took amzn to 1 trillion and just dipped

outer turtle
soft basin
gentle latch
soft basin
outer turtle
soft basin
#

the question is who is a bigger dickrider musk fanboys or kanye fanboys? 🤔

#

im making it a competition

simple garden
#

I have a Nike x citadel sweater

soft basin
#

yall are in a dickriding battle 🤣

gentle latch
#

SAME

soft basin
#

i want more weed

gentle latch
#

It's my compensation for getting laid off

soft basin
#

ride the lizard shlong of zuck

gentle latch
#

True

#

Idk

#

Sorry

#

Just wait

soft basin
#

💀

simple garden
#

Burnaby

#

Pull up

gentle latch
#

Nice
I think this would pair better though lol

20220926_151516.jpg
soft basin
#

lebron jahames

dusky mulch
#

Yo so I'm new to applying to swe internships, im a junior in college, and just got sent the OA for atlassian, is it difficult?

#

I've done some leetcode and reading but nothing crazy so im nervous

#

I have a week to take it

crimson field
dusky mulch
#

Ok bet

#

Alr thank u

soft basin
#

answer every problem with return false

dusky mulch
#

No way lmao

soft basin
#

damn havent touched leetcode since aug

#

i dont plan to touch leetcode

gentle latch
dusky mulch
#

Man I just figured lc is a good starting spot

soft basin
#

school gonna be tuff this semester

simple garden
#

Dr Aight is lc grandmaster btw

#

He’s capping

soft basin
dusky mulch
#

im using that neetcode website

simple garden
#

2100 contest rating

dusky mulch
#

its helpful

gentle latch
soft basin
#

ayo?

simple garden
#

We saw that

#

????

#

Just realized the CSmajor discord is like cscd prison

#

All the villains are in there

#

Goku sushi

#

Bro got banished there for a week

soft basin
#

and?