#2023_summer

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jaunty cove
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no

gray kernel
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no

hardy patrol
ashen matrix
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lmao

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the reddit post got deleted

mystic depot
hardy patrol
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dude minmaxed the cope stat

hollow field
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Wait was the thread deleted

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For c1

jaunty cove
gray kernel
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he was trolling

tawny nimbus
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did ppl get c1 rescinsions lol

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someone been telling me

hollow field
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What the fuck

gray kernel
ashen matrix
jaunty cove
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how do you know he was trolling

somber solstice
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kekw

hollow field
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Bruh

jaunty cove
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5+ people responded and agreed with him

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so it could hav been real

tawny nimbus
ashen matrix
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its real

hardy patrol
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is this actually a psyop did 20~ people decide to roll with the joke

summer vector
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did anyone here actually get a c1 rescind

tawny nimbus
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i got an email from my recuirter to accept my offer lol

summer vector
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ignoring reddit

dense tinsel
tawny nimbus
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not a rescinsion

dense tinsel
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westeners dont realize their privilege

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when it comes to tech jobs

mystic depot
gray kernel
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👍

half plinth
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SAME

dense tinsel
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but that guy just has a sill issue if he cant get capital one

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shouldnt blame it on anyone else

frigid gate
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stop fucking joke

tawny nimbus
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stop fear mongering

frigid gate
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it's annoying

tawny nimbus
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holy

dense tinsel
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to higher quality jobs easily

hardy patrol
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mfs when they find out about inspect element

dense tinsel
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instead of third world country jobs

hardy patrol
mystic depot
ashen matrix
mystic depot
hardy patrol
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bless

frigid gate
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yeah it's still fine

mystic depot
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the whole chat

hardy patrol
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sushi and papernotes the master of propagating misinformation

frigid gate
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???

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true

tawny nimbus
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this a rejectio

summer vector
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@gentle latch what happened to muting sushi

tawny nimbus
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not a rescinsion

mystic depot
gray kernel
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Do it

hardy patrol
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rushil the heisenberg of cs he should be a mod

frigid gate
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u too stop fucking spreading fake news

jaunty cove
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Yeah i dont think theyre going to lose their jobs over an april fools prank

soft basin
mystic depot
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im pretty sure its fake news

crisp berry
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can someone send the link again

jaunty cove
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this guy has been "despair with final amz" even tho he got offer weeks ago

dense tinsel
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wait neetcode has solutions to all their problemss??

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video ones as well

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this is insane

hardy patrol
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thought my post got deleted cause im so used to identifying my comments with that cat pfp

dense tinsel
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i thought i would have to buy algoexpert

frigid gate
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well becauz I'm too lazy to change my name

jaunty cove
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thats what neetcode was before he made the website

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he was a youtuber

obsidian sedge
hardy patrol
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it was like 20 people chiming in

mystic depot
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me to that person

hardy patrol
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i believe it but ill wait till i see an email

crisp berry
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tbh i think its a coordinated troll

mystic depot
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LOOOOOOL

dense tinsel
# obsidian sedge

lol that kids gonna go homeless in his country and have to eat cow dung or something

jaunty cove
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stop the count

mystic depot
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LMFAO

hardy patrol
jaunty cove
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who is this redditor

hardy patrol
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bro

slow veldt
random sonnet
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wtf is going on

hardy patrol
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whos gaslighting who

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wtf

jaunty cove
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which one of you

crisp berry
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if you look in the account history of people commenting they look like trolls

hardy patrol
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whos the puppeteer pulling the strings behind the scenes

mystic depot
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most likely not

crisp berry
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we call this cyclic gaslighting

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Goku is the puppetmaster orchestrating all of it

hardy patrol
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littlefinger irl

late terrace
sinful locust
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sincerely fuck everyone involved in this lol

mystic depot
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😹

crisp berry
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if they were rescinded, someone would have sent a screenshot

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by now

hardy patrol
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true

jaunty cove
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we're on TV

dense tinsel
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whats happening

hardy patrol
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mfw nbc and wallstreet article about cap1 out already

ashen matrix
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in the first place, i thought companies with high increasing revenues have little reason to rescinded offers

quaint bolt
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we do a little trolling dogesmile

sinful locust
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this isnt funny its kinda cringe and sad how people are on a discord server trolling lol

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😭

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get a life

hardy patrol
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salat and wagon is there anything you want to discuss about your involvement

jaunty cove
hardy patrol
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in this scandalous situation

ashen matrix
jaunty cove
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internship doomsayer

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like the guy in whiterun in skyrim always yelling about religion

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youre in LA bro

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you have every company

obsidian sedge
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You guys think its a troll but its real i just got an email saying they gutted the whole internship program for 2023

slow veldt
hardy patrol
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propaganda doesnt work anymore we're immune

hardy patrol
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post proof or be sentenced to death

mystic depot
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the trollers

obsidian sedge
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This is the email i got

frigid gate
obsidian sedge
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cope

odd hedge
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How tf did the entire reddit go along with it like no claims anyone didn't get a rescind email

dense tinsel
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i love looking at reddit histories of salty kids

hardy patrol
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maybe theres a shadow org within csc that orchestrated the attack

dense tinsel
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this is the kid who was happy c1 rescinded

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he keeps trying to find internships without technical interviews

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hey guys

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i wanna meet NeetCode!!

jaunty cove
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ok i was gonna say "thats cool that he wants to get better at running" but thts cringe

hardy patrol
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why do you call them "kid" they're all older than you

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by a decade

frigid gate
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yes sushi but it's only work for the first time u prank me

hardy patrol
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sushi damage control

frigid gate
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not this fucking time

sinful locust
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sushi is cringe

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this is why we should ban

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?poll ban sushi?

odd hedge
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this hilarious you fucks are now spending your time looking through reddit comment history of a guy who was happy for rescinds

mystic depot
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LOOOL

hollow field
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Nah fake

hardy patrol
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salat is the primary suspect hes shady

quaint bolt
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c1 did not rescind this is fake news

dense tinsel
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LMFAOO

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okie anyway

dense tinsel
frigid gate
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lol I don't know tf happen with reddit

sinful locust
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btw do u know linear alg, stats, and prob?

slow veldt
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dude hes an ml/ai enthusiast

bright elbow
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Has anyone interviewed with apple infosec before for an internship

green apex
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has anyone done the riot OA? If so, what types of questions were asked?

jaunty cove
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AI in present day is just machine laerning

sinful locust
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then how u know ML 💀

jaunty cove
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99% of the time

sinful locust
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its all lin alg, prob, and advanced stats

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has anyone taken the starbucks oa

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ohh

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still good

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obv

hardy patrol
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starbucks oa is rough

sinful locust
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oh shit deadass

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yeah starbucks oa is hard for no reason

hardy patrol
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for a quirky coffee chain

sinful locust
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lmaoooo

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sushi stfu

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sushi is a clown

hardy patrol
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i got roblox oa to do but i heard it was fun

jaunty cove
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im good at real analysis now

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for this quarter

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i m getting shat on by abstract algebra

frigid gate
sinful locust
hardy patrol
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fucked up step 1 already

sinful locust
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sushi is cringe

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fuck i thought starbucks was doable for me

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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make sure you go to MIT

sinful locust
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retake?

sinful locust
jaunty cove
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🦫

sinful locust
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LE TIM

pseudo orbit
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bro who the fuck made the C1 joke

half plinth
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i agree

pseudo orbit
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on reddit

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which one of you cunts did it eh?

sinful locust
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😹

pseudo orbit
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i cant tell if you guys are joking or not

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but ok

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right

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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😹

pseudo orbit
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lol i was eating it up until 5 mins ago

wooden shard
hardy patrol
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social experiment on the gullibility of cs students

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and we failed

pseudo orbit
hardy patrol
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my political opinions are not represented by my avatars

pseudo orbit
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ML charlie KEKW

pseudo orbit
quaint bolt
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machine learning charlie

jaunty cove
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charlie entered dark mode

pseudo orbit
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HELL YEAH HOMELANDER

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HOMELANDER AND STORMFRONT FOR LYFE

sinful locust
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you are

pseudo orbit
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omg i finished s2 last night

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NOOOO

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fr lol are they recording s4 atm?

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NOOOOO

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ok im leaving

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dont want spoiler

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see ya

hardy patrol
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s3 finale was mid like starlight charging up for a minute just to knock him back 6 inches was anticlimactic

glacial lance
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Did anyone here already have their phone interview at mathworks?

hardy patrol
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was is it supposed to be like ironic commentary or

polar quail
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Yo guys was that cap1 shit fr

vapid pecan
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how long does roblox take to get back to u?

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didnt do too well but am hoping to hear back soon at least

hardy patrol
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im in the wrong major

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how much do recruiters make

jaunty cove
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he die

ashen matrix
jaunty cove
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apparently not

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u can just leave and not respond to anyone for a week

ashen matrix
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i think most of them also get bonuses based on who they get in

somber solstice
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recruiters is hard to become tho

jaunty cove
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i probably dont have the EQ to be a recruiter

ashen matrix
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its a lot of networking

somber solstice
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dayum

ashen matrix
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it can be very hard, esp if recruiters are hired to get senior people

jaunty cove
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what the recruiters see as being friendly and wantting to network i see as being fake

somber solstice
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true

ashen matrix
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im sure for bigger companies that hire entry

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most recruiters dont have to go out of their way to find people

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going through resumes+ processes

teal marsh
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anyone here do the technical interview with nordstrom

bleak storm
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dm

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damn

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are they still hiring

teal marsh
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damn thats unlucky

bleak storm
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i have an oa from plaid i haven't done yet..

loud axle
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anyone else take the addeper OA

glad plume
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any tips on how to get nuro's oa

fierce axle
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integer to english words

teal marsh
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Thats fire tho

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I have mine on tuesday

fierce axle
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they spend half of time doing behavioral and asking about resume

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i only had like 25 minutes to code

teal marsh
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Highk stressed cuz its the only intreeview i got rn

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Lc hard in 25 mins 💀 yeah im fucked

fierce axle
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LOL i mean integer to english words is listed as LC hard but its kinda med

teal marsh
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I see

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Thank u though that makes me less stressed

spice zenith
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i mean its hard cuz of all the edge cases

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its just frustrating enough to make it hard

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theres not really any algorithm or data structure involved

fierce axle
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true i was sweatin when i saw it cuz ive solved it long time ago but forgot

jaunty cove
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that problem is annoying af

somber solstice
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what's integer to English words hmm

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sounds miserable

fierce axle
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like have an input of an integer and translate it to english words all the way from 0 to maximum int value

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actualy aids

bleak crypt
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yeah, I heard back after the 1hr phone

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in fact i have my Mathworks 30 minute post-technical coming up - anyone had this? any idea what to expect?

glacial lance
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Cause it's been a week for me

bleak crypt
glacial lance
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Shit

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It's been 7 days rip

bleak crypt
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also heard of people who got rejected next day ithink

glacial lance
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I just didn't get anything back yet?

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So it's either late response or ghosted

jaunty cove
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@tanz

bleak crypt
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yeah I guess

jaunty cove
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yes

naive kayak
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lmao i was asked that for amazon

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rejected

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lol i explained everything really well and almost coded it up too but rip

hollow field
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thats a shit question lmao

naive kayak
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no way that can be solved in 20 minutes 😂

hollow field
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what would any interviewer see out of that

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its a brute force type solution

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nvm wtf its d&c damn

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what the hell

naive kayak
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yes

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that was my best bet bruh now i’m jobless

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my friends were asked lc easy easy

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yuhhh

hollow field
naive kayak
hollow field
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lmao its a good ro

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objectively

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the q with amazon is the pip thing not the money

naive kayak
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funny thing is we got along well and i thought i did well

hollow field
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roblox issue is that ro was random last year

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and low amount

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my final for ro is monday

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jw how hard was behavioral

sharp moat
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yo has anyone taken akuna quant dev codepair

hollow field
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also does anybody have advice on doordash

last maple
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is there a 2023 summer sf housing group

hollow field
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have tech round on tuesday, haven't seen much

hollow field
bold barn
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roblox call good or bad?

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recruiter wants to call me

restive crystal
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Good

bold barn
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u sure? ive been called to get rejected before lol so im kinda guarded

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i know calls are usually good but still

restive crystal
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Hmmm u might be right I don’t know if Roblox calls when rejecting

summer vector
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ok lets say is bad

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what you gonna do

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not answer the call

dusk kayak
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exactly

somber solstice
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when they call

naive kayak
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😹

somber solstice
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what happens if u don't answer

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😭

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is it voicemail??

dusk kayak
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voicemail reject would be CRAZY

hollow field
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but yea ull be fine

bold barn
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u sure?

quaint bolt
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goog calls to reject

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no goog good

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bc wagon man at goog

somber solstice
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id rather get rejected by email

quaint bolt
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goog max canada ng tc is 190k and that's an old data point

somber solstice
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id rather everything be by email cuz my voicemail is broken

quaint bolt
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so prolly over 200k or around there rn

pseudo orbit
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HOOOONK MIMIMIMIMI

quaint bolt
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I'd rather have an offer from a company that negotiates than one that doesn't

somber solstice
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fax

quaint bolt
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no problem for wagon man

pseudo orbit
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im sleeping mf

quaint bolt
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I've been strategic about my internship choices next year bc of this dogesmile

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google

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or L60 at msft if the offer is fat

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triple def not

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double yeah

dense tinsel
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@quaint bolt u CA right?

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CN?

quaint bolt
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double is already rough

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canada yes

dense tinsel
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u should get dual citizenship with US

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long time to get application approved tho

quaint bolt
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goog negotiates so yes

dense tinsel
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i applied for CN citizenship 2 years ago, still havent gotten it back

quaint bolt
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lots of restrictions for J-1 internships

vapid pecan
bold barn
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final was yesterday

quaint bolt
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basically you have to be enrolled in FT school before the internship

vapid pecan
vapid pecan
quaint bolt
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it's easier for coop bc

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it's easy to prove FT school

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idk how it works for non-coop

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my friend was planning on doing 3 back to back US

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and she was actually FT school for the entire time

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like non-coop

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4 courses or something during the internships lol

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yes

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yes she's my best friend

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4.0

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school still remote

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at the time

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not loo

dense tinsel
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i was thinking

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what if u did two internships at once

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oh i see

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what if the two companies arent even in the same space tho?

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like they arent competititors

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and ur performance wasnt tanked/

quaint bolt
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L

tulip aspen
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please google

quaint bolt
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season after doesn't matter

bold barn
quaint bolt
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I think the issue is if you let your J-1 expire tho

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but idk my context is all from loo + coop

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so it might be diff for you

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you don'

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t

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the company does

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I'll let y'all know next year

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no that doesn't matter

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visa is with the govt lol

dense tinsel
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my relatives on one side want me to go to loo

quaint bolt
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but I know at least for loo kids we can do back to back US internships with J-1

dense tinsel
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other side wants me to go to uoft

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but i want american uni

quaint bolt
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idk if that's a coop thing

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or if anyone can do it

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I wouldn't if it's above 50

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oh

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kek

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ask chimi

muted summit
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@sinful locust you're a first year right, some companies pay based on yeah in school

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oh damn

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my internship last year paid on year and i got like $7 less an hour

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compared to juniors

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yea ngl id take corp housing

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its for the experience

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@wary whale i havent yet ngl

spice jetty
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they dont negotiate

muted summit
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maybe its team based

dense tinsel
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whattt

devout jewel
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Yo wassup

muted summit
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teams usually have different budgets and shit maybe u got unlucky with ur teams budget

devout jewel
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U just have to beg

dense tinsel
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experience is the pay

devout jewel
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I pushed mine from 41 to 43

spice jetty
dense tinsel
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@devout jewel bald toast moment

muted summit
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yeah idk then, i was just saying in general

dense tinsel
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ironically toast went to uw

devout jewel
spice jetty
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and so did other folks in the disc

devout jewel
fleet tulip
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Holy shut

spice jetty
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in the apple intern one

fleet tulip
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LinkedIn offer

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LFFGGGG

devout jewel
spice jetty
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like they couldnt negotiate

devout jewel
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CHI CHAN

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LET ME BE LIKE U

jaunty cove
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i thoguht you just looked like disguised toast

random mauve
dense tinsel
devout jewel
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yes

dense tinsel
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who is chi-chan

jaunty cove
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but its not you in the picture

muted summit
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no wonder why toast is big brain

dense tinsel
jaunty cove
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waterloo -> top hearthstone player pipeline

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tf

dense tinsel
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im still in apprentice

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35

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so i quit

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warlock .>>

quaint bolt
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LAST NAME EVER FIRST NAME GREATEST LIKE A SPRAINED ANKLE BOY I AINT NOTHING TO PLAY WITH

jaunty cove
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rank 1 legend?

dense tinsel
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fr??

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what deck

jaunty cove
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Wtf

dense tinsel
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send proof

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ew

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ew

jaunty cove
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Cheating

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i used to play zoolock

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and shaman when they had the 4/7/7

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i think i stoppde playing too early

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i dont know what that card is

dense tinsel
jaunty cove
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it was like when cthun was a thing

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dead mans hand warrior was the coolest deck i played

dense tinsel
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the problem with hearthstone was that

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it took so long to grind through apprentice

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when i didnt even have good cards

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to make a good deck

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Handlock stonks

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didnt have any of the cards for it tho

jaunty cove
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i feel like u would have to grind arena or spend $20 to get the one good deck thats cheap in the current meta

dense tinsel
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basically handlock is like

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sacrifice hp to get a 4/10 twilight drake for 4 mana

jaunty cove
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yea and then die bc your at 10 health

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and spend 60k dust on your deck

dense tinsel
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boring

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but meta warlock deck

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eh, no one plays warlock tho

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its just ramp druid bullshit

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and rogue

jaunty cove
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oh dude

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i actualy played hearthstone again 2 yaesr ago in the summer

dense tinsel
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bro i played against an offensive priest once

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he got 6 15/15 on the board

jaunty cove
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i played this fun ramp druid and miracle rogue deck

dense tinsel
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on turn 2 or smth

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and i lost

jaunty cove
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yea

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priest is always cringe

empty pond
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has anyone done the addepar oa?

versed kestrel
digital bone
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doing my first technical interview tmrw any advice?

vocal void
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Yes

dapper crest
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10 more mins

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then dip

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yeah email them too

digital bone
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thanks for the advice, it helps calm my nerves tbh.

molten vessel
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How long to wait usually if interviewer is a no show? 👀

verbal iris
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Ok

digital bone
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most defiently that's what I plan on doing. I know after this interview I'll get more comfortable and understand what I need to work on

magic tusk
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Any Microsoft Canada Offers ?

quaint bolt
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only seen us offers so far

glad helm
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how long did u hear back after ur bloomberg on campus interview?

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also does anyone know what the process is like

quaint bolt
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for us it's shorter and bloomberg adheres to our school coop guidelines

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so it should vary from school to school

jaunty cove
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who

glad helm
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gotcha

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how many technical questions were u guys asked during ur on campus interview?

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i was asked 2 but the interviewers asked me to come up with a different solution for the first question so i couldn't finish the second one

vocal isle
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Was on a plane to NYC and sat next to an Apple hiring manager.

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Nejin, you ain’t getting an offer.

sinful locust
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ayo

vocal isle
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You had 2’s across the board. Max rating was out of 3

quaint bolt
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no

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Bro wtf is going on

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Where’s my phone

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They better not have WazowskiStare

karmic path
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got crl phone

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how's their resume value

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and should I take them over Amazon

quaint bolt
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resume value idk but cool company

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Database company

karmic path
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like a shittier yugabyte

quaint bolt
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Better yugabyte lol

proud crag
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every company is cloud database ai big data visualization technology

quaint bolt
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Yuga sux

spice jetty
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does cockroach labs pay well

proud crag
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if you havent hear of them odds are they do that

quaint bolt
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database company interviews are usually v rough

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SingleStore almost exclusively hires ICPC mfs lol

mystic depot
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@honest spire u heard anything from amazon? im starting to doubt if imma get the final at this rate after 4.5 weeks 4KEKW

karmic path
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fuck I want Palantir for winter but I guess they like taking their sweet fking time after karat

quaint bolt
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They go thru their apps in waves:

  1. ICPC mfs
  2. Top school/target
  3. Other people
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Some of the smartest people you’ll ever meet work on database internals

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They go bc of the cool work

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Not bc of the pay lol

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No most SingleStore interns are still 1 or 2 lol

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Or both

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cockroach labs is less 1 and more 2

karmic path
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do they pay well

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cuz waterloo tuition is getting expensive

quaint bolt
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I don’t wanna hear it from domestic kids PepeLaugh

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Ayo?

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it’s not cheap it’s p expensive considering other unis here but domestic kids get aid and shit so you basically don’t have to pay

verbal iris
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oolretaw

quaint bolt
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I think you can get like 9k aid or something so yeah with all that v cheap

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From the govt

karmic path
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nobody in se does osap in upper years I think

quaint bolt
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must be nice

karmic path
#

how much is intl tuition

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I heard its crazy high

quaint bolt
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I paid 32k cad for fall 2022

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thank god for daddy bezos

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Wouldn’t be able to pay tuition if it weren’t for him

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Yes

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So per year it’s like 60k+ on just tuition

karmic path
#

even more reason to take akuna then tbh

quaint bolt
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both

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No it’s still 4 years of uni

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Spread out bc of coop

quaint bolt
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I’d rather take the pay cut and work at goog

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Not too much of a pay cut anyways

sinful locust
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G > akuna lowk

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cant change my mind

oak kite
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akuna -> jane street

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ez

sinful locust
sinful locust
quaint bolt
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Yeah looks like they did for new grad

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By a significant chunk

oak kite
quaint bolt
stone echo
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We work closely together, maintain exactingly high standards, and tackle large and complex challenges every day.

quaint bolt
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What’s wlb? I’ve never heard of it

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I’ve been taking 6 courses every term

stone echo
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is a global company working across multiple offices and different time zones, and with partners all over the world, so you may need to join conference calls, company all hands meetings, and similar events outside of typical working hours.

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👀

sinful locust
#

WAGONS WANTS THAT CASH

quaint bolt
#

REAL AMBITION FOR THIS CASH

sinful locust
#

are new grad interviews at quant way harder than intern?

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oh thats interesting

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for faang ik its wayyy longer

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LOL

quaint bolt
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6 cs courses still a lot PepeHands

sinful locust
#

or big n

quaint bolt
#

Same difficulty but more interviews

somber solstice
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scarryyy

sinful locust
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just get off here and grind

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and youll do find

versed kestrel
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How early could one grad in cs?

sinful locust
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imma leave here soon

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i dont need any more info than i have

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waste of time

quaint bolt
sinful locust
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if everyone here spent all the time they spent on here leetcoding and grinding then youd all have a good internship

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lol

quaint bolt
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but for loo if you drop coop I’ve seen people graduate in 4

sinful locust
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i think theyre LONGER

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ideally you wouldnt want to go down that path

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lmao

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i dont know about HARDER

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ideally u get junior RO

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same man

sinful locust
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bruh im in a conundrum

sinful locust
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may 2025?

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thats regular aint it

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dec 2024

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tbh its early

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bruh

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but i dont wanna take another

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thats not late af

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😂

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are u tryna do MS is that why

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i feel like my current fall internship helped my application cycle but

sinful locust
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im a 2nd year

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now shouldve done linkedin offseason

rancid stratus
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did any1 get this email (rejected already btw)

sinful locust
#

but maybe without fall i wouldnt have gotten it

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u dont rly need linkedin

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unless u wnat money

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lol

jaunty cove
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i don tthink theres any point now since theyre filling up

rancid stratus
sinful locust
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nah i mean

jaunty cove
late terrace
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are u quant only or still want aiml research @sinful locust

rancid stratus
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I got 845 😔

coarse vigil
sinful locust
honest pilot
jaunty cove
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so im fked

honest pilot
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How do you know this?

karmic path
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has anyone interned at solana labs

late terrace
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i don’t think u should do linkedin then

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i don’t see how it helps

sinful locust
#

yea same

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shame tho but whatever

honest pilot
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🤣

sinful locust
#

@median hedge ur at li this summer right

sick oar
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i didn't do OA

sinful locust
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or r u msft

sick oar
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goat

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see u in redmond

sinful locust
#

damn

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goated man

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im the only one here with no good offers

hardy patrol
#

fax

sinful locust
#

no

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i doubt ill get anything

#

MSR

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where MSR

honest pilot
#

just keep hoping

hardy patrol
#

going back to f500

sinful locust
#

im applying to google x and msr

#

ye

atomic willow
#

Uber is full btw

honest pilot
#

🫠 GIVE_JOB

late terrace
atomic willow
#

Just talked with a recruiter, they said they’re basically done with their intern positions

sinful locust
#

bruh

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uber is fuckin full and didnt even give me oa

sinful locust
#

lmfao

atomic willow
#

Like if you don’t have finals now you’re not gonna get it

sick oar
#

microsoft is micro btw

late terrace
#

where is my google oa man

wooden shard
late terrace
#

do u know anyone at our school who got @sinful locust

atomic willow
sinful locust
#

all i know is orange got RO, but no oa

late terrace
#

yea the oa

sinful locust
#

idk ppl w oa sry

late terrace
#

no way

verbal iris
#

ok

sinful locust
#

wait what

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how r they done

verbal iris
#

wait what

late terrace
#

i don’t they our school has been processed

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literally don’t know anyone

sinful locust
#

what he say

late terrace
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he got ro as well

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but idk about oa

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i should ask

sinful locust
#

wtf

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how...

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that is not true

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i see ppl still getting oa lol

atomic willow
#

Funny? I applied a month ago and nothing.

#

So it’s wraps for me

sinful locust
#

yes

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lol

late terrace
#

i think they are doing by region/school or something

vapid pecan
#

roblox recruiter said shed like to call me 20 mins after i tell her i have another deadline

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thats not good right LOL

atomic willow
#

I think I should ask my local pizzeria for an open position

late terrace
#

is it zoom call?

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zoom call = offer

sinful locust
#

interesting

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G weird

sinful locust
#

wait let me dm

vapid pecan
#

yeah id say an easy

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it was kinda weird tho

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all i rly had to do was sort a list lmao

jaunty cove
#

@near swallow what is an addie daddie

vapid pecan
jaunty cove
#

nums.sort()

vapid pecan
#

and then loop thru it

vapid pecan
#

oh im not sure

#

i need to schedule a meeting

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thru the link she sent

jaunty cove
#

i dont see how its necessarily good or bad

vapid pecan
#

but its 20min after i told her i have a deadline

#

and the deadline is 2 weeks away lol

coarse vigil
jaunty cove
#

yeah, maybe shes expediting it or wants to talk about your other deadline

#

you wont know for sure

vapid pecan
#

guess ill find out tmrw /;

jaunty cove
#

idk monkaS

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maybe monday or wednesday

vapid pecan
#

for those that got offers how did they reach out?

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they sent u congrats + zoom link?

jaunty cove
#

bro is going to get waitlisted bc hes waiting for someone he dmed on linkedin to give him a referral

sinful locust
coarse vigil
fervent flax
sinful locust
coarse vigil
#

ok

#

I have mine next week

jaunty cove
#

pog

#

@sinful locust youre getting ghosted by LI after final?

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ig it doesnt matter now

late terrace
#

he got offer lol

jaunty cove
#

but still thats annoying

#

oh

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i thought he was saying htat linkedin ghostde him

late terrace
#

he did but he got it today

jaunty cove
#

nice

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citsec tho

#

pog

verbal iris
glad plume
#

does Dropbox care about code quality for the second code signal?

summer vector
vapid pecan
#

@sinful locust u got linkedin today?

bold barn
#

is zoom different from phone?

vapid pecan
#

why is there no smiley in the email ):):

#

F

#

for me just simlpe 15 min phone call

jaunty cove
#

you told the recruiter you had extenuating circumstances

bold barn
#

maybe different recruiters handle it differently

vapid pecan
jaunty cove
#

i would try not to worry too much

bold barn
#

i know they’ve done email rejections in the past

vapid pecan
#

not over zoom tho.. after i scheduled it said recruiter will call u at "123-456789"

bold barn
#

this is surely a sign of an instant rejection

vapid pecan
#

@bold barn when is ur call?

bold barn
#

1 pm tomorrow

#

is ur recruiter margarita?

vapid pecan
vapid pecan
sinful locust
#

@sinful locust how much is tanium paying?

#

i think ill get offer too

bold barn
#

i know but i’ve had “can we call” and got rejected lol

#

fuck slack

vapid pecan
#

i wish they would just straight up tell u as soon as they know /;

sinful locust
#

o shit

#

thats a lot

jaunty cove
#

thats so annoying

#

i would be sweating

#

about to yell "JUST TELL ME"

vapid pecan
#

ive never been rejected over phone that would suck

coarse vigil
#

they troll

vapid pecan
#

id ask them to give me 5mins and just cry loudly in the background

jaunty cove
#

i would just say ok and hang up

#

thats rude to wasste my time

#

just to reject me

sinful locust
#

that shits awkward

#

so hello there..

#

we cant give u the position

#

okay.. bye

#

lol

hardy patrol
#

they want you to be emotionally eviscerated before joining the team to give you a taste of the full experience

jaunty cove
#

yea

#

the final behavioral interview

#

see how you react when they reject you

hardy patrol
#

final round is 2 senior engineers going through your resume and degrading each of your projects

#

whats youre prior exp to hear back from apple

sinful locust
#

thats all lol

hardy patrol
#

oh i forgot your in an elite school

#

arent you in big H

#

someone lied to me then nvm

sinful locust
sinful locust
#

leballer

#

10 mins

#

until game

#

YESSIR

#

LETS GO

#

HARDEN TIME

spice zenith
#

also they only call to offer + rumored that they stall for a week after deciding? idrk

#

seems like congrats moment

vapid pecan
#

ill update tmrw w/ reject/offer

vapid pecan
#

linkedin is dream company

robust bridge
#

Has someone here still not gotten Confluent's OA link?

#

Same thing happened with PathAI for me and I didn't get it even after sending an email to the recruitersadge

vapid pecan
wary harbor
#

did u do it?

vapid pecan
#

roblox process is prob my favorite so far

#

lots of updates, fast replies

wary harbor
#

how was it lmao

#

i still need to do it

#

PathAI>

#

?

spice zenith
#

isnt that the like 3 hour one

#

whats the roi on 3 hour auto oa

wary harbor
#

thought it was 75 min

#

that was me with Disney

jaunty cove
#

thats so cringe

wary harbor
#

LMAOOOOO

#

thats fucked

#

Is it not worth doing?

#

cuz my resume ass

#

who Confluent ?

#

💀

#

@median hedge SALATTT

jaunty cove
#

bioterrorism

#

i think robinhood closed apps

#

i can onl;y find

#

mobile dev

#

😐

sinful locust
#

how many apps have yall sent

wary harbor
#

why is it a race car and not a regular car

#

y u so polotical

jaunty cove
#

like 80

#

i need to apply to more places

#

in case amazon falls trhoguh

#

did you accept roblox

sinful locust
#

wait is it bad that when i upload my resume

#

my first name and last name get switched

#

hm

wary harbor
#

u go to top10 uni?

sinful locust
#

i always have to fix it

jaunty cove
#

munano, bichotaso

wary harbor
#

MIT?

sinful locust
#

ye

jaunty cove
#

thats sick

#

and you have another season of internships too

#

😮

vapid pecan
sinful locust
#

wtf

#

damn

coarse vigil
#

colin will get amazon then he will be pip ED on the elleventh day

jaunty cove
coarse vigil
jaunty cove
#

linked in > amazon anyway

coarse vigil
late terrace
#

who is it

jaunty cove
#

tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me

late terrace
#

(u can dm if u dont want to share)

summer vector
#

im curious

spice jetty
#

you shouldnt feel committed to anyone, i feel like u might regret it if u just took it since u feel that way so just extend the offer deadline

summer vector
#

useless feature but im building it on the side

#

any of yall interested in sankey charts

#

from your application tracker on simplify lol

#

wdym

jaunty cove
#

thats pog

spice jetty
#

i said that for my offer and ended up signing which i regretted lol not to project here but u have the flexibility of overlapping timelines

jaunty cove
#

csv with python script to generate latex resume and simplify description

spice jetty
#

of at least rushing through linkedin's process

#

u should definitely try and say youre analyzing external commitments before getting to sign

jaunty cove
#

so you dont have to edit multiple things to change info

spice jetty
#

no one can shit on u for that

summer vector
#

ah

#

not yet, because app trackers have so many variations 😭

spice jetty
#

lmfao

#

no they wont

#

they only rescind for real reasons 😭

summer vector
#

also, im the worst designer so any feedback would be useful

sinful locust
#

YESSIR

sinful locust
summer vector
#

nah

#

mock data

sinful locust
#

ah ok

#

what app is this

#

i should make one

summer vector
#

simplify.jobs

#

going to release this like next week

sinful locust
#

ah ok

#

wait theres one like this

summer vector
#

you can just generate the chart from your dashboard

sinful locust
#

thats alread ythere

summer vector
#

probably, the chart format is called sankey

sinful locust
#

ahh yeah sankey

#

thx

sinful locust
#

yep yep

#

thx

jaunty cove
#

was there an API

#

or did you make your own

#

generator

summer vector
#

own

jaunty cove
#

nice

#

it looks pretty good

summer vector
#

I think the watermark is atrocious

#

maybe ill just do a logo on the bottom left or right

jaunty cove
#

i agree but i thought that was just for demonstration purposes

#

to show that you made it

summer vector
#

like "generated on simplify.jobs"

sinful locust
#

do u work for simplify?

summer vector
#

yeah, sankey has watermarks too

#

yes

sinful locust
#

FT?

jaunty cove
#

ig having the logo in bottom right makes it easier to crop but it makes it look a lot nicer

summer vector
#

I want to brand it like

#

spotify wrapped

#

so I kinda want people to share it with the logo or smt, ill play around with it

summer vector
sinful locust
#

sickk

summer vector
#

im overworked

#

too sad

jaunty cove
#

report yourself to hr

summer vector
#

might have to

wide socket
#

yo

#

should I read

#

cracking the coding interview

#

is it good

hardy patrol
#

saw a pinterest ad on yt im shook

#

they never got back to me

wide socket
#

Ah ok

#

Thx

heavy magnet
#

seems like low standards lmao

ruby bison
#

Does anyone know if there's a Capital One summer 2023 intern group chat?

jaunty cove
#

also low standards

#

sometimes job description is whack