#2023_summer
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no
lmao
bruh im international and even im not that salty
dude minmaxed the cope stat
based
yes
apparently a lot of people did
how do you know he was trolling
kekw
Bruh
real or fake
its real
is this actually a psyop did 20~ people decide to roll with the joke
did anyone here actually get a c1 rescind
i got an email from my recuirter to accept my offer lol
ignoring reddit
he does have a small point
not a rescinsion
fr i wanna know whats the truth

👍
SAME
but that guy just has a sill issue if he cant get capital one
shouldnt blame it on anyone else
stop fucking joke
stop fear mongering
it's annoying
holy
to higher quality jobs easily
mfs when they find out about inspect element
instead of third world country jobs
LOOOL
the hundreds who are lurking rn
did you get microsoft
im working on it


bless
yeah it's still fine
sushi and papernotes the master of propagating misinformation
this a rejectio
@gentle latch what happened to muting sushi
not a rescinsion
Do it
rushil the heisenberg of cs he should be a mod
u too stop fucking spreading fake news
Yeah i dont think theyre going to lose their jobs over an april fools prank
cope bitch
can someone send the link again
this guy has been "despair with final amz" even tho he got offer weeks ago
wait neetcode has solutions to all their problemss??
video ones as well
this is insane
thought my post got deleted cause im so used to identifying my comments with that cat pfp
i thought i would have to buy algoexpert
well becauz I'm too lazy to change my name
0 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit
it was like 20 people chiming in
me to that person
i believe it but ill wait till i see an email
tbh i think its a coordinated troll
LOOOOOOL
lol that kids gonna go homeless in his country and have to eat cow dung or something
stop the count
LMFAO
who is this redditor
bro
guy is gonna experience a wave of emotion when this shit clears
wtf is going on
which one of you
if you look in the account history of people commenting they look like trolls
whos the puppeteer pulling the strings behind the scenes
most likely not
littlefinger irl
sincerely fuck everyone involved in this lol
😹
true
we're on TV
whats happening
mfw nbc and wallstreet article about cap1 out already
in the first place, i thought companies with high increasing revenues have little reason to rescinded offers
we do a little trolling 
this isnt funny its kinda cringe and sad how people are on a discord server trolling lol
😭
get a life
salat and wagon is there anything you want to discuss about your involvement
in this scandalous situation

internship doomsayer
like the guy in whiterun in skyrim always yelling about religion
youre in LA bro
you have every company
You guys think its a troll but its real i just got an email saying they gutted the whole internship program for 2023
be average csc disc user
wake up and resign your day to applying to jobs, talking about jobs, malding about jobs, dying over jobs
tell other people that they will no longer have job
feel funny inside
go back to discussing jobs
propaganda doesnt work anymore we're immune
post proof or be sentenced to death
This is the email i got

cope
How tf did the entire reddit go along with it like no claims anyone didn't get a rescind email
maybe theres a shadow org within csc that orchestrated the attack
LMAO
this is the kid who was happy c1 rescinded
he keeps trying to find internships without technical interviews
hey guys
i wanna meet NeetCode!!
ok i was gonna say "thats cool that he wants to get better at running" but thts cringe
yes sushi but it's only work for the first time u prank me
sushi damage control
not this fucking time
this hilarious you fucks are now spending your time looking through reddit comment history of a guy who was happy for rescinds
LOOOL
Nah fake
salat is the primary suspect hes shady
c1 did not rescind this is fake news
huh?
lol I don't know tf happen with reddit
btw do u know linear alg, stats, and prob?
dude hes an ml/ai enthusiast
Has anyone interviewed with apple infosec before for an internship
has anyone done the riot OA? If so, what types of questions were asked?
AI in present day is just machine laerning
then how u know ML 💀
99% of the time
its all lin alg, prob, and advanced stats
has anyone taken the starbucks oa
ohh
still good
obv
starbucks oa is rough
for a quirky coffee chain
i got roblox oa to do but i heard it was fun
im good at real analysis now
for this quarter
i m getting shat on by abstract algebra
come on don't think clown is bad like that 
make sure gca is good and u do good on the robot game shit
fucked up step 1 already
rip
make sure you go to MIT
retake?
tim the beaver
🦫
LE TIM
bro who the fuck made the C1 joke
i agree
😹
general tim horton's defeated napoleon at the battle of waterloo
good coffee
😹
lol i was eating it up until 5 mins ago
is this the same charlie as the one with the ussr flag
my political opinions are not represented by my avatars
ML charlie 
it's alright i wasn't judging
machine learning charlie
charlie entered dark mode
you are
omg i finished s2 last night
NOOOO
fr lol are they recording s4 atm?
NOOOOO
ok im leaving
dont want spoiler
see ya
s3 finale was mid like starlight charging up for a minute just to knock him back 6 inches was anticlimactic
Did anyone here already have their phone interview at mathworks?
was is it supposed to be like ironic commentary or
Yo guys was that cap1 shit fr
how long does roblox take to get back to u?
didnt do too well but am hoping to hear back soon at least
he die
most recruiters make a good amount, but its a lot of hours
i think most of them also get bonuses based on who they get in
recruiters is hard to become tho
i probably dont have the EQ to be a recruiter
its a lot of networking
dayum
it can be very hard, esp if recruiters are hired to get senior people
what the recruiters see as being friendly and wantting to network i see as being fake
true
im sure for bigger companies that hire entry
most recruiters dont have to go out of their way to find people
going through resumes+ processes

anyone here do the technical interview with nordstrom
damn thats unlucky
i have an oa from plaid i haven't done yet..
anyone else take the addeper OA
any tips on how to get nuro's oa
lol got asked LC hard couldn't run it but got offer
integer to english words
Damn
Thats fire tho
I have mine on tuesday
they spend half of time doing behavioral and asking about resume
i only had like 25 minutes to code
Highk stressed cuz its the only intreeview i got rn
Lc hard in 25 mins 💀 yeah im fucked
LOL i mean integer to english words is listed as LC hard but its kinda med
i mean its hard cuz of all the edge cases
its just frustrating enough to make it hard
theres not really any algorithm or data structure involved
true i was sweatin when i saw it cuz ive solved it long time ago but forgot
that problem is annoying af
like have an input of an integer and translate it to english words all the way from 0 to maximum int value
actualy aids
yeah, I heard back after the 1hr phone
in fact i have my Mathworks 30 minute post-technical coming up - anyone had this? any idea what to expect?
How long did it take
Cause it's been a week for me
heard back next day
also heard of people who got rejected next day ithink
yeah I guess
yes
lmao i was asked that for amazon
rejected
lol i explained everything really well and almost coded it up too but rip
thats a shit question lmao
no way that can be solved in 20 minutes 😂
what would any interviewer see out of that
its a brute force type solution
nvm wtf its d&c damn
what the hell
yes
that was my best bet bruh now i’m jobless
my friends were asked lc easy easy
yuhhh
top comment
valid
funny thing is we got along well and i thought i did well
roblox issue is that ro was random last year
and low amount
my final for ro is monday
jw how hard was behavioral
yo has anyone taken akuna quant dev codepair
also does anybody have advice on doordash
is there a 2023 summer sf housing group
have tech round on tuesday, haven't seen much
go to the #bay_area and try your luck
Good
u sure? ive been called to get rejected before lol so im kinda guarded
i know calls are usually good but still
Hmmm u might be right I don’t know if Roblox calls when rejecting
exactly
when they call
😹
voicemail reject would be CRAZY
lmao theyre just trying to temper expectations
but yea ull be fine
u sure?
id rather get rejected by email
goog max canada ng tc is 190k and that's an old data point
id rather everything be by email cuz my voicemail is broken
so prolly over 200k or around there rn
HOOOONK MIMIMIMIMI
I'd rather have an offer from a company that negotiates than one that doesn't
fax
no problem for wagon man
im sleeping mf
I've been strategic about my internship choices next year bc of this 
or L60 at msft if the offer is fat
triple def not
double yeah
goog negotiates so yes
i applied for CN citizenship 2 years ago, still havent gotten it back
lots of restrictions for J-1 internships
im intl rn tho
when did u have final?
final was yesterday
basically you have to be enrolled in FT school before the internship
jesus
did u have a deadline?
it's easier for coop bc
it's easy to prove FT school
idk how it works for non-coop
my friend was planning on doing 3 back to back US
and she was actually FT school for the entire time
like non-coop
4 courses or something during the internships lol
yes
yes she's my best friend

4.0
school still remote
at the time
not loo
i was thinking
what if u did two internships at once
oh i see
what if the two companies arent even in the same space tho?
like they arent competititors
and ur performance wasnt tanked/
please google
season after doesn't matter
yea
I think the issue is if you let your J-1 expire tho
but idk my context is all from loo + coop
so it might be diff for you
you don'
t
the company does
I'll let y'all know next year

no that doesn't matter
visa is with the govt lol
my relatives on one side want me to go to loo
but I know at least for loo kids we can do back to back US internships with J-1
idk if that's a coop thing
or if anyone can do it
I wouldn't if it's above 50
oh
kek
ask chimi
@sinful locust you're a first year right, some companies pay based on yeah in school
oh damn

my internship last year paid on year and i got like $7 less an hour
compared to juniors

yea ngl id take corp housing
its for the experience
@wary whale i havent yet ngl
they dont negotiate
maybe its team based
whattt
Yo wassup
teams usually have different budgets and shit maybe u got unlucky with ur teams budget
experience is the pay
I pushed mine from 41 to 43
they didnt for me 😭 they refused to do it this time
@devout jewel bald toast moment
yeah idk then, i was just saying in general
ironically toast went to uw
it based on team budget too
and so did other folks in the disc
He did cs
Holy shut
in the apple intern one
BROOOO
like they couldnt negotiate
Have u interviewed for optiver?
CONGRATTTSSS
yes
who is chi-chan
but its not you in the picture
no wonder why toast is big brain
yeah
true
im still in apprentice
35
so i quit
warlock .>>
LAST NAME EVER FIRST NAME GREATEST LIKE A SPRAINED ANKLE BOY I AINT NOTHING TO PLAY WITH
rank 1 legend?
Wtf
Cheating
i used to play zoolock
and shaman when they had the 4/7/7
i think i stoppde playing too early
i dont know what that card is
sorta based
it was like when cthun was a thing
dead mans hand warrior was the coolest deck i played
the problem with hearthstone was that
it took so long to grind through apprentice
when i didnt even have good cards
to make a good deck
Handlock 
didnt have any of the cards for it tho
i feel like u would have to grind arena or spend $20 to get the one good deck thats cheap in the current meta
nah
boring
but meta warlock deck
eh, no one plays warlock tho
its just ramp druid bullshit
and rogue
i played this fun ramp druid and miracle rogue deck
has anyone done the addepar oa?
apparently you could do it in 1 line if ur using python 
doing my first technical interview tmrw any advice?
Yes
thanks for the advice, it helps calm my nerves tbh.
How long to wait usually if interviewer is a no show? 👀
Ok
most defiently that's what I plan on doing. I know after this interview I'll get more comfortable and understand what I need to work on
poggers
Any Microsoft Canada Offers ?
only seen us offers so far
how long did u hear back after ur bloomberg on campus interview?
also does anyone know what the process is like
better off asking in your school server
for us it's shorter and bloomberg adheres to our school coop guidelines
so it should vary from school to school
who
gotcha
how many technical questions were u guys asked during ur on campus interview?
i was asked 2 but the interviewers asked me to come up with a different solution for the first question so i couldn't finish the second one
Was on a plane to NYC and sat next to an Apple hiring manager.
Nejin, you ain’t getting an offer.
ayo
You had 2’s across the board. Max rating was out of 3
like a shittier yugabyte
Better yugabyte lol
every company is cloud database ai big data visualization technology
Yuga sux
does cockroach labs pay well
if you havent hear of them odds are they do that
database company interviews are usually v rough
SingleStore almost exclusively hires ICPC mfs lol
@honest spire u heard anything from amazon? im starting to doubt if imma get the final at this rate after 4.5 weeks 
fuck I want Palantir for winter but I guess they like taking their sweet fking time after karat
They go thru their apps in waves:
- ICPC mfs
- Top school/target
- Other people
Some of the smartest people you’ll ever meet work on database internals
They go bc of the cool work
Not bc of the pay lol
No most SingleStore interns are still 1 or 2 lol
Or both
cockroach labs is less 1 and more 2
I don’t wanna hear it from domestic kids 
Ayo?
it’s not cheap it’s p expensive considering other unis here but domestic kids get aid and shit so you basically don’t have to pay
oolretaw
I think you can get like 9k aid or something so yeah with all that v cheap
From the govt
nobody in se does osap in upper years I think
must be nice
I paid 32k cad for fall 2022

thank god for daddy bezos
Wouldn’t be able to pay tuition if it weren’t for him
Yes
So per year it’s like 60k+ on just tuition
even more reason to take akuna then tbh
I’m staying in Canada lol
I’d rather take the pay cut and work at goog
Not too much of a pay cut anyways
exactly and didnt u say g raised pay
ok fair pt but G has good value as well
you'll get too spoiled by wlb
I go to Waterloo ece bro I’m used to grinding 
We work closely together, maintain exactingly high standards, and tackle large and complex challenges every day.
is a global company working across multiple offices and different time zones, and with partners all over the world, so you may need to join conference calls, company all hands meetings, and similar events outside of typical working hours.
👀
WAGONS WANTS THAT CASH
REAL AMBITION FOR THIS CASH
are new grad interviews at quant way harder than intern?
oh thats interesting
for faang ik its wayyy longer
LOL
6 cs courses still a lot 
or big n
It’s just more of the same
Same difficulty but more interviews
How early could one grad in cs?
they’re not loo
if everyone here spent all the time they spent on here leetcoding and grinding then youd all have a good internship
lol
but for loo if you drop coop I’ve seen people graduate in 4
idk tbh
i think theyre LONGER
ideally you wouldnt want to go down that path
lmao
i dont know about HARDER
ideally u get junior RO
same man
Enticing
bruh im in a conundrum
how late?
may 2025?
thats regular aint it
dec 2024
tbh its early
bruh
but i dont wanna take another
thats not late af
😂
are u tryna do MS is that why
i feel like my current fall internship helped my application cycle but
maybe
im a 2nd year
now shouldve done linkedin offseason
but maybe without fall i wouldnt have gotten it

u dont rly need linkedin
unless u wnat money
lol
Am I unrejected? lmfao
nah i mean
idk i just didnt do al the OA
are u quant only or still want aiml research @sinful locust
I got 845 😔
Colin says this as he secretly replies yes
interested in both tbh
I think the roblox games are more important tbh
no i quit the disease spreading game after the tutorial
so im fked
How do you know this?
has anyone interned at solana labs
🤣
@median hedge ur at li this summer right
or r u msft
ms i think
goat
see u in redmond
fax
stop you will get great offers
no
i doubt ill get anything
MSR
where MSR
just keep hoping
going back to f500
Uber is full btw
🫠 
u and me brotha
Just talked with a recruiter, they said they’re basically done with their intern positions
Like if you don’t have finals now you’re not gonna get it
microsoft is micro btw
where is my google oa man
same
do u know anyone at our school who got @sinful locust
Same
g?
all i know is orange got RO, but no oa
yea the oa
idk ppl w oa sry
no way
ok
wait what
i think they are doing by region/school or something
roblox recruiter said shed like to call me 20 mins after i tell her i have another deadline
thats not good right LOL
I think I should ask my local pizzeria for an open position
yeah id say an easy
it was kinda weird tho
all i rly had to do was sort a list lmao
@near swallow what is an addie daddie
but i dont think it was optimal solution
nums.sort()
and then loop thru it
this is not a good sign tho right lol
oh im not sure
i need to schedule a meeting
thru the link she sent
i dont see how its necessarily good or bad
but its 20min after i told her i have a deadline
and the deadline is 2 weeks away lol
can i dm about linkedin final
yeah, maybe shes expediting it or wants to talk about your other deadline
you wont know for sure
guess ill find out tmrw /;
bro is going to get waitlisted bc hes waiting for someone he dmed on linkedin to give him a referral
just ask here
what are they looking for in behavioral
be a good person. Be able to communicate
holy L
what quant said; review resume
pog
@sinful locust youre getting ghosted by LI after final?
ig it doesnt matter now
he got offer lol
he did but he got it today
does Dropbox care about code quality for the second code signal?

@sinful locust u got linkedin today?
is zoom different from phone?
i got phone not zoom /;
why is there no smiley in the email ):):
F
for me just simlpe 15 min phone call
you told the recruiter you had extenuating circumstances
maybe different recruiters handle it differently
yeah i told her i had a deadline in 2 weeks and that im hoping to hear back before then
i would try not to worry too much
i know they’ve done email rejections in the past
not over zoom tho.. after i scheduled it said recruiter will call u at "123-456789"
this is surely a sign of an instant rejection
@bold barn when is ur call?
glgl mine is at 3pm
yes lmao
i wish they would just straight up tell u as soon as they know /;
ive never been rejected over phone that would suck
they troll
id ask them to give me 5mins and just cry loudly in the background
that shits awkward
so hello there..
we cant give u the position
okay.. bye
lol
they want you to be emotionally eviscerated before joining the team to give you a taste of the full experience
final round is 2 senior engineers going through your resume and degrading each of your projects
whats youre prior exp to hear back from apple
thats all lol
oh i forgot your in an elite school
arent you in big H
someone lied to me then nvm
not anymore
ye
yo
leballer
10 mins
until game
YESSIR
LETS GO
HARDEN TIME
i mean if they didnt want to offer they wouldnt care about your deadline
also they only call to offer + rumored that they stall for a week after deciding? idrk
seems like congrats moment
thanks for the assurance
ill update tmrw w/ reject/offer
Has someone here still not gotten Confluent's OA link?
Same thing happened with PathAI for me and I didn't get it even after sending an email to the recruiter
has anyone actually gotten the hackerrank?
didnt everyone get taht
did u do it?
thats so cringe
LMAOOOOO
thats fucked
Is it not worth doing?
cuz my resume ass
who Confluent ?
💀
@median hedge SALATTT
how many apps have yall sent
like 80
i need to apply to more places
in case amazon falls trhoguh
did you accept roblox
wait is it bad that when i upload my resume
my first name and last name get switched
hm
u go to top10 uni?
i always have to fix it
munano, bichotaso
MIT?
ye
colin will get amazon then he will be pip ED on the elleventh day
as it was foretold in the rings
70
linked in > amazon anyway
who is it
tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me
(u can dm if u dont want to share)
you shouldnt feel committed to anyone, i feel like u might regret it if u just took it since u feel that way so just extend the offer deadline
useless feature but im building it on the side
any of yall interested in sankey charts
from your application tracker on simplify lol
wdym
thats pog
i said that for my offer and ended up signing which i regretted lol not to project here but u have the flexibility of overlapping timelines
csv with python script to generate latex resume and simplify description
of at least rushing through linkedin's process
u should definitely try and say youre analyzing external commitments before getting to sign
so you dont have to edit multiple things to change info
no one can shit on u for that
YESSIR
is that yours?
you can just generate the chart from your dashboard
thats alread ythere
probably, the chart format is called sankey
own
I think the watermark is atrocious
maybe ill just do a logo on the bottom left or right
i agree but i thought that was just for demonstration purposes
to show that you made it
like "generated on simplify.jobs"
do u work for simplify?
FT?
ig having the logo in bottom right makes it easier to crop but it makes it look a lot nicer
sadge
I want to brand it like
spotify wrapped
so I kinda want people to share it with the logo or smt, ill play around with it
yes
sickk
report yourself to hr
might have to
seems like low standards lmao
Does anyone know if there's a Capital One summer 2023 intern group chat?


