#2023_grads
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ive seen people dangle their shit from their balcony LOL
Tru
~electricity~ costs in cali are wild
it looked so goofy
I don't need a super-fancy car anymore.
I think I'm just gonna get an Elantra N, and put the rest of my savings towards saving for a home.
idk how tf that wire even reached his shit
Texas is worst 😂😂
all that for 5% charge overnight 💀
Seattle proper isn't expensive, Bellevue and Redmond are NUTS though
Austin TX is high-MCOL nowadays
I hope to move there long run
no lol u can get 1000V
it charges full within hours
like 5 hours
Texas has those things where crazy white people have one bad day so they go to walmart, buy an AR, step outside, and just mow people down
you can buy rifles in LA?
nice
omw
LOL nah cali doesn't have mass shootings like that tho
Texas is top fragging atm

Texas col has increased and salary low af
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Wtf 😂
yall think this looks fire
U actually had me in first half
is this your ride?
how much did u put into mods?
that looks sick
naw this isnt mine i dont mod my subie lmfao
kinda too tokyo drifty for me
this is my dream car
but still sick
LOL nah
this aint it
how tf aint this it?
35k for an electronically-controlled LSD and 276hp
hard pressed for a better bargain tbh
aite fam
this is my ride
They should make a Prius GR with really good handling and turbo/electric hybrid power
i'd get a prius gr
MPG?
my neighbor bought an r32 GTR in 2019, and that shit grew fast in value. also a car where modding to some extent doesn't tank resale.
that car has better returns than many index funds
Max am gonna spend is 10% of my yearly income
but my neighbor is lucky, kid lives at home and has supportive parents who even have a garage with a lift set up for him
i spent $36k for that car in 2017 7 year warranty
how fkn sick are these tho
bumper to bumper
what is that
hydrogen is OP
Hyundai N Vision
Dude if am in your place am not gonna buy a car till 2026 or 2027
I'm renting a GR86 this sunday
why that long?
yeah ive kept my subie for 6 years now only put 35k miles on it
what are you gonna do in LA... take the bus that comes once an hour?
i plan to keep it for another 3-4 years before upgrading

i bought it for $36k and i can still sell it for around $23-$24k today
nah imma hear naruto out
2nd gen?
I was talking about his car, i feel like new car can be driven for 9 to 10 years
yeah, with manual trans
sickkkkkkk
dude the used car market was so insane a few months back i couldve sold this shit for $29k
i should have
ohhh, yeah you mean if you already have a car you're in zero rush to get another one
true
what would you drive instead? nothing? which is valid
Gonna walk?
im thinking of selling this shit for 23k and buying a model y
Damn sell and get a new one if you could wait
why tesla? i dont think good idea if you dont drive much
Tesla doesn’t make sense if your not racking the miles
for no reason
my parents have an infiniti q30 and highlander, both are good cars
terrible idea, keep saving that money
yeah lmao i might wait on it
He owns all of bay 😂
i think tesla is going to have to come out with better shit too like revamping its interior
tesla interior doesn't even hold a candle to a camry
i dont own shit its all my parents haha
i might get an apartment under my name soon tho
tesla interiors are straight up full of hard plastics and crappy vinyl seats but at least there's a funny middle screen
that would give me like +$19500 to my total comp haha
really wtf
that aint coming
elon knows people will still be coming at the 40k price
Tesla only good for dry whether
no way bruh
Driving it up here in Canada is awful
that squirrel made u guys lose thousands bro
did that shit die atleast
okay bet
yeah the fucker shouldve known
ive heard of bumpers falling off due to puddles being too big
this was early model 3s
like 2019 or so
Tesla QC is so shit it's hilarious
yeah dude have u guys felt the quality of the interior of a tesla before
You can fit a whole subway between some of them panels
all the alignments of the panels are fucked too
I think it's just a fremont factory problem
on delivery day i legit had to call them cuz the panels were fucked
doors werent closing properly
Try rivian but they are expensive af
huge issue these little shits have going on
tesla's fremont factory has some of the most atrocious manufacturing practices on earth,
LOL they say teslas coming out of china factory is actually built well
I think German built teslas will be really good
For this reason tesla is out of car list
naw fuck bmw too
might be a match made in heaven of German manufacturing standards and American tech
never buy a used bmw
After i get old i would get a volvo
heated seat subscription ahh automaker
youll rip ur cock off
Expensive shit to get it repair
bro my cousin bought a fucked up mercedes for $18k and had to put $10k repairs into it
shit didnt even go 20k miles
what model?
I've seen idiots buy used V12 S classes for 20k thinking they got the bargain of the century
the new bmw are soooooooooooooooo fucking ugly 
bro BMW infotainment is straight windows XP vibes
Bmw are confier than similar range models
i just stick to japanense cars tbh
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the kidney grille is an acquired taste, it looks less bad over time
oh my god the infotainment is so fkn bad otherwise a literal 10/10
i heard that subarus go to shit if you drive them too hard
taycans are so fuckin nice dude
like track days, or tuning
For ev try rivian
never tried i dont race that shit or mod it
i think subaru reliability is decent for normie drivers, but subarus don't really enjoy track days i heard
i drive on s# mode very rarely
if they bring their prices down ya im down
mine is a cvt too
i heart cvts fuck up quickly but mine has caused no problems so far
had it for 6 years
but only 35k miles
so who knows
i think nissan gives CVTs a bad name
Nissan transmission are mostly shit
people cringe at the world CVT because nissan ones are just that bad, yet nissan continues to use them
ima prob sell it in like 2-3 years anyways
i dont even drive this shit anymore
i just whip around model 3
my mom has a nissan cvt and it makes my ears bleed
they should just shutter jatco, take the L, and outsource their automatic trans from ZF
yeah exactly
i bought cvt cuz there is no way im shifting in traffic ruh
GM CVTs are alright too
bay area manual is not it
the chevy malibu isnt a fast car, but boy is it fuel efficient and easy to drive
i rented one before
I would never buy one since a camry or sonata is nicer for the price
but the malibu is surprisingly smooth
Should get some semi electric vechiles for better eco
would yall ever cop a supra
hybrid drivetrains are pretty popular nowadays
nah, cant justify a 2 seater tbh
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ❤️
man these are so fun to drive tho...
the supra is a track monster though
Ya rented a toyota some hybrid car and it gave us 40-50 mpg
I'm still trying to figure what toyota's contribution was to that thing LMAO
it's literally 99% BMW
i drove this shit in the hills over in turtle rock near irvine
styling and some chassis tuning i believe
shit ws sooooo fun
toyota got to customize the chassis config on their version of the supra
Toyota makes their engine to last forever
i want to drive a porsche gt3rs in some hills
yo
I wouldn't knock the current gen i6 from BMW, they're mighty reliable
I hope so friend
not sure what my endgame car is
Tbh we also have to take into account that you don't know how much longer internal combustion will be in production
once ICE is canned, our dream cars will get harder to buy on the used market
though I think porsche and BMW are planning on holding out and continuing to build ICE forever, they even lobbied the EU successfully to permit cars powered by synthetic gas
I would get a gas and manual, idk if they gonna be regulated
that's why I want an Elantra N
At least this decade gonna be the last of this
it might be front wheel drive but it handles damn good for one
honestly I'm going to quit daydreaming about fancy cars
I'm just gonna buy an Elantra N for my first car
i saw one of these on the road one time near costa mesa
Still need to save money elsewhere
I saw a porsche GT3RS in vancouver, that bitch is LOUD if you rev it
yeah gt3rs are nice asf
these rich ass international students had so many of them at my uni
I would get some shit which has high mpg and low cost
Chinese students have the drippiest cars tbh
bro if ur buying a 300-500k car
hot damn
Tbh if i had a 300k budget Idk what I'd get
maybe a huracan
I think a BMW M2(current pug face gen) is my foreseeable future dream car
only 190k bro
I just
that they'll make the M2 until 2028-2029 or so
Lmao i would get a mc20
need to buy home first
targa top?
dunno wtf it is
I was talking about my first car
spaceship top apparently
what might u want
mclaren is under the radar, a lot of non car people have never heard of the brand
even a ferarri tbh
some people like it that way
thats good
keep them away
yeah that's valid
😂 why?
bruh
gatekeeping makes fun things funner tbh
imagine winning the lottery
I thought most of them knew a thing or two about them
I would flip that instant lmao
I feel like I want to build wealth, might play startup ipo lottery for a while
tbh
if something pans out that would be sick
ye its def the play
i wanted to get rippling so bad
failed the final tho lmfaoo
i failed spacex too
Bro invest in other countries startups
taking big Ls
so you wanna play pretend VC? risky af lol
Where the investment is low and returns potential is insane
without risk there is no generational wealth tbh
i guess more like being an IC engineer in a more established startup
you can become millionaire on S&P tbh
startup with at least a round or two of funding
I would do that shit fr
yeah I wanna do that do... like discord/reddit/ramp type of vibe
I choked ramp interview I'm still crying about it
hes down like 280k i think rn
FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK I JUST DIED IN RUNESCAPE
I'm afking slayer and letting autoretaliate/aggro do the afk work of killing npcs for me
and i forgot to heal up
damn i havent touched runescape in so long bruh
Bro take job in big tech and spend ur salary in investing and time in advising ( can do that after reaching a certain stage)
not that long but like a year
i cant believe i maxed out my combat stats on that game
tbh nowadays I don't have the attention span to play something like csgo or valorant anymore
osrs is easier for me since you can pick it up and drop it off any time
my brother sold $14k worth of gp on rs3
rwt market is nuts
bro add me on valo I'm almost diamond 😭
why are so many people diamond in val
i been hardstuck plat for a year
i never got into valorant but i was super into CS lmfao
global and i used to esea/faceit
why does everyone have diamond/plat it seems like
wasted so many hours on gaming bruh
imagine i coded that many hours
id be launching rockets next to elons big ass chest
tbf i see esports like playing real sports in your free time like soccer
it isn't going to make you rich but you do it for fun and to build character
but at least sports are healthy
how hard is valorant
not that hard... getting to plat 3 is all game sense
diamond is where I keep getting one tapped
i'm also solo queuing which is a nightmare
why is valorant easier than csgo
csgo hardstuck at gold nova or silver is much more common
gold nova is basically plat
right in the middle
most people are gold/plat in valo
ah, so valorant creates a wider range with regards to the lower ranks
why do iron/bronze/silver exist in valorant then
kinda ya
in csgo its just silver
i never made it that far in fps games because i didnt put in the effort to practice meaningfully
or develop technique
@teal jackal do u know odablock
nope
damn the technique in osrs pvp is insane
i just stay out of it nowadays, if you feel fomo then it's already too late
good lessons for the next market crash in 10 years 💀
What’s snap/Snapchat full time Interview loop like?
their new-grad role came out - I'm only seeing 3+ yoe roles?
I interviewed a year ago with them and it was standard lc for the phone
I’m asking for a friend lol
Ah dyk anything about the final 5 hour loop?
for block's application, do you have to submit your score using the same email?
the same email you applied with?*
No, just did the phone and haven't heard anything about the 5 hour loop
Tyty
Guys, any luck with jobs. I'm starting to lose hope
Esri SDE (Devops) versus Barclays (Developer Analyst) I got offers from both? Compensation just a difference of 9k. I’m just confused over what to go for. I am more inclined towards Esri. Any inputs will be appreciated.
I've lost motivation to apply for jobs. Gave couple of interviews, haven't heard back. Horrible time of my life. At this point I'm thinking about taking consultancy route. Does anyone know of legit consultancies e-verified?
where r u guys finding entry level jobs to apply for? I feel like i've applied to every single one on linked in and its only like 85 jobs
what is a developer analyst?
whats your day-to-day like
also whats the COL for both?
Go to companies’ physical office and hand in ur resume. If you wanna win the lottery you’ve to make enough to buy a ticket
if you wanna do devops then esri, otherwise barclays
i would do barclays
Me too. New grad jobs for 2024 opening up soon that’s my only hope
OA/Phone -> 5 round onsite including system design
do yall think its worth putting money into nvidia now?
no
if it goes down at all your screwed
and theres not much chance it just rockets up to $500 in the next months
yeah thats what i thought. its so funny bc a week ago i was like maybe i should buy nvidia stock...shouldve listened to my gut lol
No overvalued at almost 1T market cap, currently trading at 70x next year EBITDA
It was the easiest play ever honestly pissed at myself too
i dont have any money as a broke 2023 grad so i didnt miss anything 
Too late
Could you share the salary for each role? Just curious
NVIDIA hiring for new grad 2024 confirmed 
if anyone's still looking, Charles Schwab is hiring new grad data engineers and SREs
Is this confirmed by a recruiter or did you just come across the listings? I'll still apply anyway, thanks!
Oh shit, can I get more info on that? Is it hardcore system design or more on how you think? And how about other rounds?
Also are the interviews standards across the board or different based on team/role
just came across the listings
does it allow internationals ?
no they dont sponsor for entry level
nvidia new grad is hella hard. They want masters or phd and very good math skills and good knowledge in graphics API's like Vulkan and OpenGL
i also did a while back. Learnopengl book is very fun
It’s the snapup apprenticeship
Isn't that for non-CS students / students with no CS internships?
Limited to no relevant internship experience
https://www.builtinla.com/job/engineer/2023-software-engineer-snap-apprentice/131633
How'd you pass resume screening for that @opal iron ?

It’s for a friend lol
ya it does, if u plan on doing the masters the main point is to get as much experience through internships as possible
hmm thinking about your situation, it's a tough choice. You have SoFi intern or this full time offer, but you dont actually want to go for masters although you have a masters offer. Hmm ya that is a good plan, it's just a few month so ask them if you can start later
u can pt a masters and apply for FT roles
while applying for interns
if u get FT just have fun with the MS anyways FT SWE + OMSCS is a common thing ig
ahh damn okay
yeah MS is very reasonable then
in general FT >>> Internships usually (exception::: intern at DeepMind vs Test Engineer at Joe's Crab Shack)
so they'll sponsor?
Yeah I am kind of in the dark here, you got two FT offers?
Is it Pure?
Gotchu yeah that's a tough decision ngl
Maybe someone else can weigh in
actually maybe, it accelerates your prestige potential as a new grad
that's what I'd try tbh
I am actually surprised you were given a summer intern after you graduated
What's the point of pushing? Hoping you'll land another FT?
Are either remote
Cuz onboarding is usually pretty chill lol
yeah probably more prudent to wait for the info cuz any advice u would get would be existential at best rn
afaik plenty of ft roles recruit months in advance of the actual start date
Take the FT then renege if you get something else? At this point I don't see the value of internships?
Unless there's a high chance of return
Is sofi ft or intern
Ft swe > intern swe
I would try asking now, worse they can say is no
Oh I was assuming you already have an offer. Then there's no point in thinking this much about this unless you get it. 
i would take internship over this.. this aint swe
yah I would take internship
it wont even count towards SWE YOE
Do you know the intern conversion rate for SoFi?
I'd be more inclined towards SoFi, but I can afford it even if it doesn't result in a return offer. Not everyone can though.
i think internship at good company, usually higher ev than just ft at meh company
i don't completely hate school myself lol
it technically is when it comes to promotions however it takes time for it to settle in
wait why am i here
i mean i think it depends tho, like good internships usually pay more and also can help raise ur floor when looking at stuff like new grad salary
in this type of market hell yeah
i think international is bit diff cuz cant be picky for hb1 visa
gothca
im prob a bit biased tho cuz im in rel privileged position rn
true
i think international is just rough in general cuz a lot of smaller companies r prob not willing to sponsor
yeah, i got an offer for oliver wyman this summer and they paid rel well and seemed to decent comp ft
is this a meme or serious
i think the work pays well but def less interesting imo, same w investment banking
yeah i did one internship, w a lot of data analytics involved and it was so boring
CRUD
i mean on the bright side tho, if there are layoffs u will be the one doing the firing 
omg arthur! watched this everyday back in elementary 😭 yeah the above attachment literally feels as though the intro of arthur was typed out
should i do meng berkeley bro
i think i can manage doing it and my current job tbh
so whats up with this program tho, its not masters of science huh
people shit on masters of engineering prob
bro i might keep applying for MSCS until i get in dead ass
every year just submit the same application + 1 YOE
any top 10
im remote rn so i think i can do any top 10 tbh
fuck it if i dont get in, i dont get in
atleast ill have pay unless i get laid off
Does your company pay for it
these 1 year programs are not bad at all...
i gotta look at it
i think they cover some though
ima reach out to the benefits department on tuesday
i think i might have 3 strong letter of recs, 1 from my PI (director of software engineering lab at my undergrad), 1 senior director of engineering at my company, and another from my manager
@woven folio what do u think are these strong or mid
do u really think meng is worth it though
i dont want to pay rent in LA lmfao
oh
idk if i want a MBA
im wondering if it'll make my applications stronger to big tech tho
mscs will be way more worth prob huh
big tech loves research i heard
Not for general swe
Idt that even matters
Is that even what they want
yeah
most people say MS is a waste of money/time
it barely helps
i think it would be worth if i didnt have a job or wasnt building experience somehow
ig we'll see in the future, if my company pays for it then ill do it
werent u doing pretty good before the uiuc masters tho
or no jobs lined up?
oh lol
how long do letters of rec stay valid btw?
some are saying up to 5 years is that true?
ngl, unless its combined BS/MS. MS is a way of Unis making their profit out of rich OOS students (mostly intl. students).
I read some reddit post MSCS is pretty much cash cow for unis.
https://wellfound.com/l/2yUggd
Any super smart guy here? This is a job for you
Well, its bit of generalization to say that all the MS is cash cow program, but mostly MS is a way of getting F1 visa with CPT/OPT to work in hopes of getting H1B for many intl students ngl.
Not a bad thing, but kinda sad since MS ain't cheap
I got an offer offering 12-month fixed-term contract as a new grad, does anyone know how the fixed-term contract works? any advices tks
Take it. 1 YOE, leave when economy is better, easy junior roles
Has anyone heard of the company quintrix?
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for dogshit pay too
1984
fortnite
i have a georgia driver's license lmao
whats yall iq im curious
69.420
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78
low
Its same as my blood pH
Explains why no offer smh

any one know any discord channels to find roommates in Pleasanton/Dublin/Concord, CA area?
Are you going to be with Workday?
Also your best bet is to ask in #bay_area
anyone gonna be in seattle for new grad ? is there a seattle new grad discord 
International?
i just want a jooooobbbbb
If software is so in demand, why is it so hard to get a job even witha 4 year degree 😭
Tech is saturated
😦
whats the new max codesignal score
Yes
I'm just going to work at Walmart fulltime and work on projects and leetcode until it's my time to get a job
this is so discouraging
good luck
do night shift for more pay
ewwww no way
you know walmart would have given you free CS university
Probably only at select universities
And probably only online universities
ya online only. they do it at the uni i go to SNHU, i know people on the student discord that get it fully free from walmart
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Y’all do this test so far@rain patio is the highest iq with an iq of 144
Doesn't mean the degree is any worse though. Companies accept it just as much as a normal uni and nobody even knows it's online since there is a campus
plz ngmi this is a CS server the avg IQ of one of us is very low
pretty sure i got like 87 on one exam xd
@dusky tapir bruh ur name 💀
but it was an online exam 
the future is working at walmart 😭
I worked at walmart to pay for college. And now I'm going back there to pay for rent and food 😭
It’s not fake bro the people who made it are legit. It doesn’t test verbal iq so chances are your verbal is lower but your nonverbal is very likely high af. And that’s ok because verbal iq isn’t as important in comp sci
bruh
id rather just grind projects and work on LC and interview hard then go back to working manual jobs
at least im good at code. I'll get a job eventually for sure
but in some bad scenario where i can't land a CS job, ya id take walmart just to keep my finances afloat
It’s ducking terrible now bro, even McDonald’s pays 15 in bum fuck nowhere now
fast food is the worst for low pay, unless your like the delivery door person but even then i think they swap roles
you have to stand in a greasy kitchen all day around food and deal with customers. it's like retail but even worse working conditions for the same bad pay
idk why you'd pick fast food over retail or warehouse work tbh
yeah walmart goated
I just put boxes on shelves for 8 hours and get paid well
it's not CS level pay, but at least I don't have to train outside work hours or some bs to prove i'm worthy of working in the industry
man i hate how competitive cs is
im okay with it it isn't that competitive lol
they just check if your competent enough to work on a team and code at a lot of companies. Your not being ranked on a heirachy and have to hit #1 on the leaderboard before they hire you
Projects don't matter if you don't have a userbase
I think everyone needs to know this and repeat it
for real? Then how the hell do i get a job
No project is relevant to a recruiter or company if it's not in production
I'm fucked
people get jobs without projects though
So a CS degree with no experience means i'm doomed
at that point you might as well not even have a project section if no user base, is that what your saying?
yes
anyone preparing for this fall recruiting season
if you have a small user base and they can access it, good
if they can't, they really can't care less
or if there's no evidence online
will they find it weird if i leave out a project section
Use your project section for buzz words
and showing familiarity with a language
it's relevant for internships
because they still expect you to be in school
for FTE nobody cares
So how do I even get past the resume screen?
Do they really expect new grads to have all this experience before it's possible for them to have experience smh
even i cant get past screen with 3X faang
screw this industry smh
where are u applying tho
I just want a job
everywhere
Don't listen to them, keep your projects up. They can still help.
All these stupid companies rejecting me have no idea what they're missing. I'm such a hard worker and I love coding
bruh just open Blind and ask
im sure once 2024 new grad comes out you'll get a ton of interviews
but nooooo I don't have 4+ YOE as a new grad so...
it's office politics
anyone who are interested in doing mock interviews regularly, please DM me
I'm so angry. All the peoppe currently in the industry dont know how good they have it.
"Just keep applying bro! You'll get a job it's easy!"
No it's not
https://aquadzn.github.io/learn-x-by-doing-y/
maybe use this site for project advice
or follow udemy tutorials. that's a lifehack for getting good at a language quick. If you can survive the boredom
I recommend contributing to Open Source projects
mfw my friends that graduated 2 years ago with no internships but landed jobs tell me "just apply bro its not that hard" 
Yeah, 2 years ago was during the hiring boom. Who tf is getting jobs right now with no experience?
I did
I mean there is not much advice other than keep applying
It takes time especially in this market
Just ignore anyone saying it's easy, they're clearly ignorant of the current market
June/July jobs should open up HOPEFULLY
Are there any 2023 grads here who got a job with no experience? I just need to know what those peoppe did
Yes
no
the ones who did are currently counting their money with their hot girlfriends
not in here anymore
I got a job with 0 experience don’t give up 🥶
I just got decent at leetcode, applied for 7 months before I finally landed some offers
There’s not really a secret, just get your resume reviewed, put your best projects on there and start spamming
Get referrals if you can but they didn’t help at all for me tbh
Is there a Kyle in here who took the test? Pm me
at this point its diminishing returns
anything more than 250 and still struggling with assessments/technicals is due to actually not understanding concepts/communication maybe?
I was told to begin applying next month for jobs. I graduate in December. Is that what you guys would recommend as well?
Apply when a job is available
People say next month because that's when they open the most usually but why not now
I guess my question is when do jobs typically start opening?
June/July and August/Sep has big batches
Gotcha
Kind of a silly question but do I qualify for NG if I am like one thesis away from finishing?
no
You can apply to whatever position you want no one’s gonna punish you for applying
na i heard you can get a jail sentence for that
Yeah someone I know who did LC religiously for a year had about 400 and I’d say that’s overkill for most cases. To have more than 4x that is a bit of a waste.
At that point, you’d get more value out of practicing behaviorals and how to communicate during the technical.
400 what?
leetbux?
400 problems done
Kinda, I got a internship that is supposed to turn into a ft position, we will see how true that is in august
nice
so grind 100 leetcode problems and spam side projects and i'll be okay when the 2024 hiring season starts
Tbh I’ve fumbled a couple possible good offers bc I messed up OAs
No promises but it’s better than going in cold and just starting to LC when season starts
So now I’m trynna spam with one internship on my resume while grinding lc
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Anyone ever get a bit manipulation question in an OA or Technical
i did for monad labs and rivian
they do fall for co op
If this test is real
I'm smooth brained af
nice score bro
have any of you here applied to freddie mac? I applied months ago and my app isnt even opened but they still post new jobs all the time
Nope, but now I'm craving a big mac

Your IQ is 108 🤣

Never took an IQ test
your iq is null
Nah it’s undefined
I don’t get the grid combiners, bet if I figured those it’d be better
it's closed now but it was on linkedin
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is dat ur test?
No
But right now the results in descending order are 144, 133, 122, 122, 112, 108, 98
how do u do the grid question
It’s not my site dude Jesus Christ
bro pls
who got 144
how u getting results then lol
It’s a like a referral link, it sends me all the results so I can report back to y’all
@rain patio
🤓
He’s incoming at Roblox so it adds up
this iq test giving me another reason to give up 
is this test part of the hiring process of new grad dev roles 
Possibly 
is there a bootcamp for IQ prep to break into tech
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I don’t see your result in the system?
That’s weird it must have glitched out
I went to the link thru discord up there
Then i pressed back to go back to discord. Maybe thats why
Could be
US is a land of opportunity they said
bro didn't you write the code on that website?
"employs" i.e. go die in ukraine
After sanctions also Russia is still doing good
TC is 7 soviet era military rations a week
Going to try and get a job at Walmart....as a shelf stocker
$15/hr isn't amazing, but it'll help me survive while I grind for 2024 jobs 😭
start an OF
GL bro
When I worked there it was💀
bro you have a cs degree dont work at walmart 💀
maybe try to get a IT related role? A lot of them are remote/hybrid and the entry-level ones pay between $25-$30/hour and instantly accept any CS degree holder
ehhh I want to work somewhere not mentally draining so that I can spend time grinding leetcode and projects for 2024
Walmart is nice because you show up and work and then leave
don't have to use your brain much
and I don't want to get stuck working in IT
im doing a it job rn all i do is grind leetcode and apply to jobs on linkedin at work
IT sucks
Bruh I had an Uber driver that had a cs degree, grad in like 2021, but he quit his remote SWE job at Boeing to work Uber. Apprently it was too “boring”. Like bruh ru fkin serious? Enjoy driving Uber for like 20 bucks an hour the rest of ur life
yes it does but rn i cant find anything 💀

it's a complete skill issue from my side
i've gotten enough interviews where I should've had a full time offer by now
I've had 3 interviews after 300+ applications, but they all ghosted me after asking me about my work experience (I have no work experience, and it's on my fuckin resume!)
like bruh why did they bother interviewing me
Sometimes recruiters reach out to reject candidates just to seem busy
i want 50k mrs Lydia
HEAR HEAR 👏
Are you hiring new grads?
lets start a pyramid scheme
that way we all make money
do they take remote?
Depends on where you live
is it based in nyc? 
U mind saying your IT company or give some examples
Typing just IT into LinkedIn gives me random posts
Yeah I mean that's the thing, what type of IT job are we talking
Conduent
look for end user support analyst; the pay is generally between 25 - 30
i think i will only do mscs when i hit big tech cuz they'll pay for that shit
other than that probably not a good financial decision
i already paid a good amount for double major lmao and i got a decent starting job where im saving a shitton
Is it remote?
that depends on your manager
nice
mine is on-site 3x a week
aren't IT jobs just as competitive as CS jobs? no way I can compete with IT degree holding people
and i don't even like IT anyway
tfw they're even asking for YOE for data entry jobs
i fr wonder when things are going to get back to normal lmao
its looking like 2024-2025 tbh
dmd you
Lemme know plorz
You were getting interviews 😭
Where are you guys applying
I’m mainly doing LinkedIn and I feel like I’m not getting any interviews
And I don’t think it’s my resume that’s the issue at this point
Jeez your resume is 🐐 how are you not getting interviews? maybe it's just the lul in job postings rn, when 2024 comes around you should get more
Any one getting callbacks from staffing or consultancies?
Where should I apply ._.
LordGrisworld has been telling us he got a call back from Revature if that helps
Anyone know when hiring starts for 2024 grads (full time)?
It’s already started for some companies (blackRock)
December 2022 grad 
Just smudge the grad date
hunger games ng 2024 edition
Honestly, I think those were a fluke lol. I have no experience and kinda meh projects on my resume. At each of the 3 interviews I got, they asked if I had any professional experience lol. Did they even read my resume? I never made it past the first round for any of those interviews because I don't have any actual experience...
Not saying LinkedIn applications don't work but in general if there's low effort to apply then more ppl will apply -> More competition for that role
This was back in Fall 2022 but I mainly did the postings on the repositories
technically for december grads, the degree conferral is in the following January
Mhmm I’ve tried it for a bit but not too much
Also I posted my resume in the resume chat
I don’t know aws but if they ever ask about it I’ll just say I’m doing a Udemy course and working towards a certification
Yeah depends on how much of a stickler the hiring company is tbh
The graduation ceremony occurs before the actual graduation which is your degree conferral and schools show the conferral date on your transcripts
my school only has the one ceremony for all of us 2023 grads
and yes Dec 22 is considered 2023. it’s based on the school year
when i was doing my finaid stuff, it’s for 2022-2023 for ex
How hard is the black rock oa?
can ats parse ampersand (&)?
internet advice is all over the place
not sure if i should keep that on my resume
first question is easy, 2nd one is a hard
I did 🤔
The worst part is the input format
You have to parse the input, it's not given in a nice format like LC
was it instant? or you had to wait for a bit
Light
least deranged 2023 grad
lol came across this on r/getMotivated and it's a good idea. Maybe I should make an excel spreadsheet that could track all my goals to prep for a NG position and then fill it in every day on my progress 
cause there's so many things I want to do it's hard to even remember everything. Sometimes i forget about stuff for a week then am like "oh ya i should be working on that also" like my AWS certs that i just dropped off into oblivion but actually need to finish
Pilot's license 
Wtf is this shit
That’s the dumbest thing ever

If I want a goal
I just throw money at it
And then
My goal happens
If I need money
I just go into one of my bank accs
And get money
It’s simple honestly
And if I want to make fast easy money I day trade options
if you make to do lists you don’t actually do them
it’s scientifically proven (probably idk)
Show her money
She’ll be a gold digger
Check now
Import one from a 3rd world country
She’ll be loyal to u
And only u
Then hire someone to teach her English
Well that’s different
She’s Russian come on
Was he rich
I need to slim down to 165 😭
just amputate your leg
but i like my legs ;p;
it's probably a device to chain your unruly kids and keep them busy
evening? it's afternoon for me
east coast beast coast
did anyone else on here get an email for the Bloomberg Accelerator Summer School interview prep stuff?
what if i just stopped being mid
wow how did you find my reddit account 
same
What’s the color
Why does every job in the DMV area need an active top secret clearance
I need a TS to sweep the floors at some random 10 employee contractor
classic government jobs
Thks!!!!
reminds me of a friend who graduated in 2021 with 0 internships and terrible resume and now works at NYC making 160k 
Friend who majored in English works at Jane Street
no 🧢?
just capping
mans got lucky with 30 min interviews at Amazon last year
they cheated on OAs and lucked their way into 6 figs
Nice
You still gotta have some talent to pass though
And majoring in bio means you're really smart
should've gatekept it but we let the tiktokers ruin it
all the grads from last year flexing the free lunches
and game rooms
well i m3x faang
this tbh
and cant get a job
Luckily FAANGs aren't the only companies
this is what it took in 2019 to get a ng offer from amazon, google and facebook (disclaimer this is someone else)
huhhh
It has to be better this year

i have a much better resume than this and i can't land anything
not even get interviewed
NYU is decent school
i went to a shithole school and even witch rejects me with oracle on resume
is NYU that good?
Probably because you're overqualified for them 
top 3 cybersecurity schools
but CAS isn't top 3

k yeah i go to a no name that's probably why then
do data science
but i have about 16 months of big tech internship experience including f500 and FAANG + 6 months of academic research experience
still nothing
NYU CAS is known for data science
im saying in terms of school reputability
just do zon return brother don't stress
i got delayed bruv
jan 2024 start

what the fuck... I thought it was internationals only
wow....
Unlucky
till jan?
nah everyone in toronto got affected that had a july start date or later
they fucked us
delay is until when?
6 months after start date, for me is jan 2024
woooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yeah
basically played with us the entire year thinking we had something and were like cya
that's so fucked
i probably coulda landed something like back in sept if i tried to
yeah that's another question mark, no one knows if they will
i literally have the worst luck in life lol
nah you're cracked tho
IBM + Zon
you'll land something
idk man market's looking pretty bad rn tbh
yep... it's total shit.... it's gonna be long ride
I don't have any money, so I'm doing my part 😭
how good/bad do y’all think NG 2024 is going to be?
market's especially bad for new hires
I wanna work for hooli
Better than 2023 at least
without a master's in statistics or a phd? good luck haha
I've had one interview since I started applying and I completely choked it... who knows when my next will be 
damnn rip
I just want coding assessments smh
aren’t we going to be entering a recession in late 2023 tho?
maybe....maybe not
Are you a woomen or just a weirdo with a kpop profile pic
Idk, I'm filtering out the bad noise

they keep delaying it with these silly interest rate hikes
they need to jack it 2% and get it done with




