#2023_grads

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karmic ember
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who ghosted me

rustic vessel
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Applying late definitely a thing

karmic ember
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they interviewing all 200 applicants first

rustic vessel
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Half interviews cancelled bc headcount filled

west egret
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Applying late is a thing if amazon had waitlist in Sept

tardy geode
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oh so they showed up?

west egret
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The trick is to expect nothing. Apply and forget you put in an application.

karmic ember
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and i just got rejected from pwc

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even though the guy said during interview i did good

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fuck

lament summit
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welcome to 2022 recruitment

karmic harness
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This sht is fucked

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Recruiter says ask any questions if you have any

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I ask a question

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This is me now

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This process is just getting more silly by the day

karmic ember
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hm is that what is

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too many questions

uncut umbra
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updated to 3 offers

karmic harness
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Want to give me one?

lament summit
uncut umbra
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you can have the other two

karmic harness
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Bet

uncut umbra
karmic ember
prime palm
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Ugh I can't wait to make one of these bad boys

karmic ember
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im doing product

uncut umbra
lament summit
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doesnt hurt to have multiple backups

uncut umbra
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yeah just got stubhub

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yessir

karmic harness
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How u a senior?

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They have no newgrad

rustic vessel
lament summit
prime palm
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Why

uncut umbra
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no clue lmao

faint igloo
prime palm
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Did u just take a return offer?

uncut umbra
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just got offer email

rustic vessel
lament summit
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stubhub lookin insane

prime palm
uncut umbra
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given that they haven't IPOed

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but we'll see

prime palm
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Is it too late to apply to stub hub lol

rustic vessel
uncut umbra
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finally lmao

fossil jewel
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yooo

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gg

faint igloo
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Mans finally did it

fossil jewel
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the hachiyuki name really works

karmic ember
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congrats

prime palm
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Wait does it

rustic vessel
uncut umbra
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nop

prime palm
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Should I be nedflanders or hachiyuki

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/nick nedflanders x hachiyuki

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oops

fossil jewel
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Nedfluki

uncut umbra
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do it you won't

prime palm
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There we go

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Give me both of your powers

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Plz

uncut umbra
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new fandom created

prime palm
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LOOOL

uncut umbra
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so I have current offers that I could use to bump up stubhub base, and if stubhub IPOs, this is 265k tc max I think

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they closed it

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like a while ago lol

cerulean tangle
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For the Google candidate questionnaire, what did people put for the skills section? E.g. I have school experience in ML/AI but the question asks what skills I'm willing to be interviewed on and I'm not confident to interview on this.

karmic harness
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I complain on discord and my recruiter magically unghosted

west egret
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@uncut umbra congrats buddy

karmic harness
uncut umbra
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bb still in the works but I'm not gonna celebrate or anything like that until I have as many offers as I can hold

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cause I am not about to let myself get dicked

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I can breathe, but I can't relax

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gotta be on my toes

west egret
uncut umbra
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that's the goal

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I have a couple of offers rn I can use

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to see if I can pump up stub

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and that's good enough to try and pump up bb

karmic ember
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does anyone know if lumen technologies has a drug test?

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for interns

uncut umbra
west egret
rain patio
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Anyone finished Expedia vo last week but

lament summit
west egret
gentle spruce
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Do u guys have Expedia discord?

rain patio
uncut umbra
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right now I have zero idea

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I need to reach out to stubhub employees

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bb is all cash

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I'm weighing the pros and cons of stubhub considering that they may ipo in the next year and they may not

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stubhub base is in bb territory, 150k vs like 155k I think

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yeah I think my tactic rn is to use my other offers to boost up stub

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and then use boosted stub to negotiate bb

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this is all assuming I actually get bb lmao

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yeah that's what I'm worried about

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I'm hoping that they don't dick me

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but I am very ready to get screwed given that it's late in the process

rustic vessel
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Just realized I missed my bb interview HideThePain got the time wrong

fast nexus
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has anyone recently recieve interviews or OA for companies in the bay area ?

tardy geode
tardy geode
uncut umbra
tardy geode
uncut umbra
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gm might actually

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wait you're intl?

tardy geode
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yea

uncut umbra
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damn

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mega rough

tardy geode
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ik

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😭

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i legit went to infosys's career page and applied for tech analyst . enduring all the pain in my heart

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what has time come to

nocturne seal
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These ebay interviewers aren’t asking me leetcode

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Ask me leetcode that’s all I’ve studied

tardy geode
nocturne seal
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3 hours of interviewsPepeHands

whole berry
tardy geode
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flexport has 6 rounds of interviews for grads

glass knoll
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does anyone know what the process for Forward is?

faint igloo
tardy geode
uncut umbra
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dicking

faint igloo
uncut umbra
tardy geode
spice rock
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think roblox just stopped hiring 🥲

faint igloo
radiant juniper
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anyone gotten an offer from ebay? Just did my final rounds tuesday

native lantern
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how long does it take to hear back from flexport after OA

tardy geode
radiant juniper
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was pretty bad, I passed out during the one i sent in unfortunately from lack of sleep and dehydration so it was like a low 723 or something

tardy geode
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after how many days post codesignal did they reach out to you

radiant juniper
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idk like a month

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was pretty long after, i forgot i applied

teal jackal
spice junco
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Does anyone have any advice or info into the virtual onsite for atlassian ml? Or just the atlassian process in general? Thank you!

tardy geode
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need some copium

jade solar
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anybody know the reason why okta is allergic to giving offers?

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i see they handed out a bunch of Ls today and I know of no one who's gotten an offer

forest aspen
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anybody get word yet from expedia after oa?

tall topaz
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rejection

tardy geode
jade solar
tardy geode
jade solar
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Different positions?

tardy geode
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no

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same kekw_recession_edition

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New grad sde may/jun 2023

jade solar
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Fuck bro they must've hated you

tardy geode
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ik

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😭

tall topaz
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does anyone know if bloomberg has reached headcount

jade solar
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I got rejected from one of the positions I applied to, but idk why it took them a month because she told me i wasn't moving on with them anyway. im still waiting for an update on the team i interviewed with

teal jackal
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Okta be like "There is NO FLippin way like 1000% percent a lot of you will NOT be reviewed"

jade solar
uncut umbra
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yeah that's the plan

gilded dust
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Roblox new grad is full

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💀

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Good luck all

dapper hinge
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Was at an amazon info session today. Recruiter said amazon has paused recruiting for full time roles

timber rock
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🙃

gilded dust
dapper hinge
dapper hinge
spice rock
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if no intern then whats the point of an info session

dapper hinge
timber rock
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this industry is making me depressed

twilit wasp
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i think it would be nice if the recruiters from companies just tell us if they have stop hiring/interviews or not, instead of ghosting us and leave us in this weird limbo

gilded dust
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I hope my ng offer is not rescinded copium can’t even relax w an offer secured

timber rock
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yep

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it's just annoying going thru processes for 10+ companies and all of them suddenly stopping responding

twilit wasp
timber rock
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unknown whether i will get an interview in a week or in 6 months so just gotta stick on the leetcode grind

gilded dust
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@twilit wasp try to get a backup offer

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Especially since you are on visa

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In this economy u have to play chess

teal jackal
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2023 recruiting season is hell

twilit wasp
twilit wasp
timber rock
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jpmc is doing fine rn isnt it tho? u should be good

twilit wasp
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i hope so PepeHands praying to all mighty gods

gilded dust
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Banks are usually fine during a recession

twilit wasp
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morgan stanley laid off a few

timber rock
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they are looking like my last option too

twilit wasp
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same for GS

dapper hinge
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You guys got an interview scheduled at jpmc?

timber rock
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no

twilit wasp
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return offer from internship

timber rock
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they havent started interviewing yet

dapper hinge
twilit wasp
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tbf, it might work if you apply for internship and tell them you are planning to go for grad school in sept?

dapper hinge
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For internship you'd have to graduate between oct 2023- some date in 2026

dense blaze
lament summit
sage sluice
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theres a few offers in process channel

lament summit
sage sluice
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oh

timber rock
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uk is always like 2 months behind us

forest aspen
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i got a message from a recruiter to schdeule a phone call tomorrow, should i expect a technical or somethign else

jade solar
timber rock
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recruiter phones are usually just behavioural

forest aspen
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should i just prepare like a normal behavioral

timber rock
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yeah pretty much

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make sure you know what the company does etc

tardy geode
twilit wasp
forest aspen
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well it isnt phone like a phone interview

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its just a phone call

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i feel like id be told if it were technical

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i heard this company asks a lot of sql for technicals so i gotta study that

twilit wasp
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for morgan stanley

timber rock
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dietary requirements for a phone inteview

teal jackal
timber rock
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if it says a csll with an engineer or something like that, it probably will be

nocturne seal
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Bruh not a single leetcode for eBay final

twilit wasp
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glassdoor states otherwise 💀

forest aspen
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this is what i got

nocturne seal
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Just OS, networking and basic data structures problems

zenith moss
nocturne seal
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Yea but I got kicked off the codesignal for the last interview so trying to resolve that now

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I think one of the interviewers submitted it by accident

teal jackal
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imagine remembering OS and networks principles

nocturne seal
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No yea i didn’t do that well lmfao

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But the interviewers were cool

zenith moss
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when did you finish your OA?

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I heard some people got waitlist for ebay final right now

nocturne seal
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Long time ago

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First week of October

tardy geode
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every 2nd post is about meta on my LinkedIn , fk this economy man its just sad and depressing

sage skiff
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Gotta make an OF atp😔

prime palm
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lemme add u bb

lilac locust
verbal wagon
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Anyone had de Shaw new grad final for quant systems recently?

sonic coral
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If it’s anything like systems swe you have two final rounds

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3x60 each

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I’m assuming the format is similar between the two at least

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Also if it’s anything like systems swe they will go ham, so I’m assuming quant is gonna have some math / probability maybe + sys design in addition to LC

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Because systems swe was basically light lc with sys design and lots of domain knowledge in infra / systems

verbal wagon
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Just scheduled it, haven’t received any details yet

sonic coral
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If you any of you are going for systems swe god rest your soul

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And if you make it you’re a beast

ebon quiver
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what are yalls thoughts on joinng a startup as a new grad ?

verbal wagon
ebon quiver
sonic coral
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And basically just on-site stuff compressed into 45 min

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Without sysdesign

rustic vessel
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Early stage startup is not it for new grad

ebon quiver
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why

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the career growth could be insane

rustic vessel
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Can’t imagine not learning bad practices just to get stuff working

sonic coral
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If you don’t have any exp at all you need some direction imo

ebon quiver
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hence 40 engineers

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if it was like 5 engineers then yeah

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i dont have the expertise for that

verbal wagon
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Oh boy

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My final is also at like 6am

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Lol

sonic coral
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Series A?

woven zenith
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Just had a final round with a startup yesterday.
Recruiter said I’d hear back in the same day but so far I have not received anything yet.
Am I ded💀

sonic coral
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Don’t go for seed stage unless you’re a cofounder and you know your cofounders well

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But a random seed stage advertising nope

dusty mauve
verbal wagon
sonic coral
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They cared a LOT more about sysdesign and domain knowledge

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Quant may be a diff story

wind drum
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im actually so salty de shaw rejected me for systems that interview loop sounds like my shit

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but then again i dont wanna send in code snippets

ebon quiver
sonic coral
verbal wagon
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I see. Thanks

sonic coral
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I thought I did alright too

prime palm
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If it makes you feel better I got resume rejected from DS

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Xd

verbal wagon
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Yeah the phone screen was very similar to what you described

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So I guess final is gonna be similar

sonic coral
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Then when the recruiter told me all I had left was code samples and references after my last final

dusty mauve
sonic coral
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And then I just got generic reject after my second 3x60

sonic coral
dusty mauve
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also have to look at other factors like who are the employees (like they could all be ex-big name company) and their investors

sonic coral
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If you do tho many congrats are in order

verbal wagon
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Thank you man. Yeah just gonna take it as a learning experience

sonic coral
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Most unique interview loop I’ve had

verbal wagon
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Thank god this is not my only opportunity

sonic coral
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I think they just straight up interview new grads as if they had 5+ yoe

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Because their org is so small

rigid quail
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W take

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the money is so hard to pass up tho im ngl

sonic coral
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FT? Or one FT + contractor stuff

sage skiff
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They pay you a lot because you’re basically working 24/7

sonic coral
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Damn beast

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How many hrs a week

rigid quail
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Oe?

sonic coral
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Do you prioritize one

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Or try to put the same amount of effort to each

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Ft I mean

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Gotcha

rigid quail
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mans just showing up ig

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what’s Oe though

uncut umbra
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if you don't get next-day commuication about palantir onsite, is it a guaranteed reject? I plan on reaching out to my recruiter tomorrow but just to get an idea of what to expect

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ik other people who got the invite to move on this morning lol

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aight then I'm just gonna email and see what's up

rigid quail
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i got 2 job offers last week i considered it but i definitely won’t be able to keep up

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you wylin

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you might be left with nothing

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i can see it working in a specific scenario

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having a few hours overlap is doable but 2 full 9-5s someone will def catch on

sonic coral
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Like you’re expected to ramp up slowly in most places

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Fair enough man, gotta do what ya gotta do

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Brokie?

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Lol

rigid quail
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yeah i’m with you on that

sonic coral
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I mean isn’t that where most of us came from

foggy perch
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Don't we all KEKW

sonic coral
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Except for the lucky ones

rigid quail
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nah but you can easily get comfortable just above middle class

foggy perch
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So true

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Clearly upper class or bust

sonic coral
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I’m just happy to be where I’m at tbh and I try not to take it for granted because I know it can be lost

rigid quail
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they’re not mutually exclusive

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be grateful and strive for more

sonic coral
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I guess, until the market is more steady I’d rather play it safe tho

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Like job hopping rn prob not the move

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Ugh I was all about the tate memes a month or two ago but then once I found out about his cam studio shit it just makes me sick thinking about him

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Like he went from an absolute toxic misogynist memelord to scum of the earth in my book

foggy perch
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yeah the human trafficking thing has been a charge there for a while

exotic raven
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might be a long shot, but has anyone here gone thru final round interviews for experian's xcelerator rotational program?

sonic coral
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Tate and Dahmer being the most recent examples

cyan cosmos
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hello fellows i got 763 on my codesignal should i wait and get 800+ or just apply at this point? i am afraid if i keep putting it off the applications are gonna close

jaunty basalt
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Learned this in FIN-367

lilac locust
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What’s the market looking rn

frozen tapir
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just negotiated bloomberg to 195 185

sonic coral
frozen tapir
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yes sir

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increased my incentive bonus to 30k

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expedia lmao

wind drum
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lmao expedia doesn't even pay 180 does it

frozen tapir
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they don’t

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i said cost of living in austin compared to manhattan

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expedia not close to 180

wind drum
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oh you can cheese them w COL nice

bleak ocean
cyan cosmos
jaunty basalt
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I like in person sure

rustic vessel
daring atlas
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@rustic vessel rip Alexa team

lilac locust
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@frozen tapir

frozen tapir
lilac locust
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oh lmfao

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nice

frozen tapir
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380 is insane lmao

lilac locust
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That’s my team

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my mavs friend is fuming

frozen tapir
lilac locust
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💀💀💀

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The magic

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fucking Isaiah JOE

frozen tapir
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bro we lost to the magic wizard back to back 😭😭😭

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the magic without paolo too

lilac locust
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I’m a wiz fan

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I was having so much fan roasting my mavs friend

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KUZZZ

livid citrus
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your recruiter said nyc is full for palantir? are u in the fdse or swe process?

solemn peak
uneven grove
wicked rivet
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anyone know if roblox filled hc applies to people waiting for results after final?

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didnt get an email ab it

daring atlas
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@solemn peak yus atleast for ppl just applying

jaunty briar
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Anyone else have to wait a while after Bloomberg phone? Been 3.5 weeks for me, emailed my recruiter 3 times now

prime palm
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bro

prime palm
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has anyone heard shit from CIRCLE

proper dawn
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thats the story for everyone

prime palm
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my recruiters are fucking ghosting

proper dawn
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with bb

glass knoll
jaunty briar
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Honestly kinda upsetting seeing people fly through the process but my recruiter won’t even respond

prime palm
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@glass knoll when were u supposed to do it

prime palm
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trust me lmfao

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it's a slow motherfucking process

glass knoll
prime palm
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i took my final and i got an email saying good news, haven't heard shit in 3 fucking weeks

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like ??????

jaunty briar
jaunty briar
prime palm
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can i dm you

glass knoll
prime palm
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N.W.

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?

jaunty briar
prime palm
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WHO'S YO RECRUITERS

jaunty briar
prime palm
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imma dm u rn open up those doors baby

jaunty briar
# prime palm N.W.

She hasn’t responded to me either when I emailed her early this week

prime palm
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bro i will chop my balls off and eat them

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i hate recruiting soooo fucking much

ebon quiver
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what is OE? and also how much are u making then lol

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oh lol. i thought about doing this but like

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is it actually the move

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feel like its JUST a money move

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rather put all my effort and attention into one job so i can learn as much as possible and progress

vast rock
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does anyone know where Atlassian hires from? kinda confused by why i got atlassian intern (offer now) but resume reject for full time (same resume, jsut chose to do masters just in case i dont find a fulltime i like)

fresh lagoon
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i mean less places are hiring this year so everyone can afford a higher bar, also its extremely luck based so dont think about individual companies so much

nocturne oriole
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also sometimes u get uglier from one year to the next and companies notice

vast rock
chilly burrow
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Also it could just b bad rng

fresh lagoon
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i mean you can apply twice and get different results if ur lucky

vast rock
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ok but tbh im guessing something like target school

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or something like that

fresh lagoon
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theres not just a forumla

chilly burrow
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I kno a few ppl not from targets who got interviews

vast rock
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interesting

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very weird

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so i applied super early for new grad i think and got the resuem reject wave. then applied intern LOL a month later

chilly burrow
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If you got 3× FAANG u can surely do as good or better anyway

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^ new grad bar is higher

livid yew
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Lot of Rng

vast rock
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yeah ok cool

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ig its RNG then

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oh for sure i know how RNG feels lol

livid yew
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Sure having X school and Y internships can help. But it's like like 1+1=2 and you automatically get job

chilly burrow
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Last yr I kno ppl from my school who heard back from multiple big tech without any name brands on resume

vast rock
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cuz even with a decent resume a lotta companies are RNG but was curious about how they hire specifically or if its just rng

chilly burrow
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It ain't the same this yr

fresh lagoon
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yeah multiple ppl here too

livid yew
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Fuck unicorns, not worth the stress

chilly burrow
livid yew
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Especially in this economy

chilly burrow
livid yew
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Start up sounds sussy

livid yew
chilly burrow
chilly burrow
livid yew
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Sorry dude I don't speak Zoomer emoji

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Fuck off

chilly burrow
livid yew
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Nope

chilly burrow
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Use my promo code "Soulkks" for a free month of premium

livid yew
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I'm happy with my unawareness and divide of generations

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It's better this way

chilly burrow
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My intern project pog

livid yew
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Crazy though I'm only a 2020 grad

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So we are the same generation kermit_think

chilly burrow
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So ur oldr

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I was born in dis millennium

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U r not

livid yew
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Yes but Gen Z is like 1996 thru 2008

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Lmao

chilly burrow
prime palm
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giv job

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guys

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soulkks

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pray for me

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bloomberg vo tomorrow

livid yew
chilly burrow
prime palm
chilly burrow
livid yew
chilly burrow
livid yew
white escarp
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soulk lying

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hes a boomer

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can verify 🫢

livid yew
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Who cares

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Age is meaningless

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Once you turn 21, age does not matter

chilly burrow
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I wanna fit in wit da yout

white escarp
livid yew
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@chilly burrow def like 45 or something

prime palm
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i'll do it for all CMU MANS

livid yew
prime palm
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LET'S GOOOOOOO

chilly burrow
livid yew
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44.9

chilly burrow
fresh lagoon
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did anyone not get an airtable reject this year

chilly burrow
fresh lagoon
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last year they made sure to reject everyone cracked in the server

chilly burrow
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But it's prob comin

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Den i got a shot 😃

fresh lagoon
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you got this 😃

chilly burrow
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Thanks 😊

nocturne oriole
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even i was shot down

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all my homies

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datadog was mad picky too

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imagine getting a rejection from this

chilly burrow
nocturne oriole
oak rose
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anyone know anything about working at anduril?

ebon quiver
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ok so what are some good companies that require code signal

ebon quiver
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is imc still hiring

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there aint no way

hard cobalt
static moth
noble path
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palantir

ebon quiver
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so i just got 840 on code signal. anything i can do with taht so late in the gae

glass egret
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Has someone gotten doordash NG SWE offer? Plz reach out! We have 20ish people w offers or waiting for final decision. We would love some more info.

green bronze
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They don’t prioritize technical skill, LC is easy and the behavioral questions aren’t hard

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It’s genuinely a vibe check at every stage

whole berry
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Who up with their willies out

nocturne seal
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Gonna schedule palantir karat 10 pm on a Saturday

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The palantir process seems so long and I’m so tired atp

teal jackal
marsh sand
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Peeps who got HRT phone, were you from a target school

vestal pelican
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Any last minute tips for the BB final round?

west egret
vestal pelican
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what is the EM interview like?

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I got in in 9mins

west egret
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RNG 🙃

vestal pelican
#

what are some of the possibilites then

west egret
#

bq and sys design(more rare)

vestal pelican
#

hoping for sys design lowkey

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cuz i haven't prep for bq

gentle spruce
#

Tmr is Veterans Day, will the hr send out offer? Probably not?

uncut umbra
#

if a recruiter asks me "what other offers are you considering" they want you to give them specific company names right

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if not I'm just gonna say I have a couple of offers I'm interested in and a couple of other processes that are nearing their conclusion

twilit wasp
#

I just say i have a few offers that im considering as well

uncut umbra
#

yeah that's what I was planning on doing

#

thanks for validating lol

viscid dust
#

Has anyone gotten a response after submitting Expedia’s hackerrank assessment for the MLE role?

vestal pelican
#

My Bloomberg EM was so wierd. Talking about phycology and shit

#

Def bombed it

elder hound
#

Lmfao what did they ask

vestal pelican
#

0 technical as well

elder hound
#

That’s wild

#

My EM was all technical

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It’s crazy how varied it is

vestal pelican
#

He was also giving like buncha 5min+ monologues

sonic coral
#

Hey at least you’re not the person who had the EM talking to some home contractor for the first 20 min of the interview

teal jackal
#

Jay powell woke up one day and just decided

#

"thou shall not be employed"

uncut umbra
old vector
#

when do u get offer/rejection from bloomberg after final?

glass egret
#

I finally was able to interview this morning for something supposedly to take place on Oct 6th…..

west egret
glass egret
west egret
#

I heard back within 3-4 business days. 3 days for email to request phone call.

glass egret
west egret
#

Oct 20 EM

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Oct 25 offer

glass egret
#

Current wait time for phone interview results are over a month now

glass egret
#

Congrats btw

west egret
west egret
glass egret
west egret
#

Phone is definitely more delayed because they're hella backlogged now.

west egret
# glass egret Wait wdym by that

My answer for wait time was in reference to them asking about after final(assuming EM round). You said current wait time was a month for phone(the first interview).

#

two opposite sides of their interview process

clever lintel
#

thoughts on bofa?

glass egret
glass egret
teal jackal
#

my bloomberg interview is still ghosted after phone

#

i contacted my recruiter and crickets

glass egret
uneven grove
#

I asked a company if they could extend the offer deadline and they haven't responded

#

how should I follow up

#

just go like "Hey wanted to check in and see if I would be able to have some more time to decide?"

lilac locust
#

Bloomberg is going slow?

#

maybe I should just take my other offer and renege the one I accepted

old vector
#

Just for shits LOL

#

Atlassian is non negotiable rip

#

Oh shit

lilac locust
#

How you negotiate an offer higher w/o competitions offer

teal jackal
#

passing atlassian resume screen is the hardest part

#

the job app page requirements:

  • have a pulse
#

still gets resume reject

lilac locust
teal jackal
#

i heard u can nego without an offer (yet)

old vector
#

Is anyone scared that the current offers they have on the table will be rescinded bc of this market

teal jackal
#

Thank you Jay Powell for ruining my future

jaunty basalt
#

It’s ok to be afraid

teal jackal
old vector
#

Cuz ngl accepting multiple offers seems to be the move here since it’s like 7-8 months until you start ur actual job

#

And who knows what the market will look like in that period of time

teal jackal
#

i just wonder how much worse the market will get

#

since I wonder if local and medium sized companies will even hire this year

lament summit
#

meta and twitter

old vector
#

Declined capital one, signed atlassian

lament summit
#

wait

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atlassian isnt even american'

#

LOL

old vector
#

Yeeee

lament summit
#

australian

stray lark
#

Can someone give me Bloomberg new grad job link please?

jaunty basalt
#

Yeah that’s why JIRA is Australia only

spare summit
#

How’s ripplematch vs handshake vs simplify vs untapped response rate for you guys?

#

Which one is the best?

jaunty basalt
#

Shit vs shit vs don’t they fill out apps for you vs less shit

lament summit
#

most likely nothing will open until at least summer

#

imo

#

but who knows

#

u alr have an offer

#

ur chillin

jaunty basalt
#

If there is a job to go to after 1 yr kekw

dusky plover
#

No jobs

#

We all be homeless

#

And begging in the streets

#

Same

lament summit
#

Yes

jaunty basalt
lament summit
#

Communism!!!

#

jaunty basalt
#

“Trust me bro”

dusky plover
lilac narwhal
#

Hey, does Bloomberg schedule calls to reject?

lament summit
#

if amazon rescinds

#

we are all fucked

dusky plover
#

Nowhere is safe

novel nimbus
#

Where is our swag lord @chilly burrow heading post graduation? He is not taking oas as I see

prime palm
#

yo

#

bloomberg mans

#

after im done my first interview

#

do ij ust wait in the zoom call>?

tardy geode
#

Hi fellas

west egret
tardy geode
#

does bloomberg not ghost

novel nimbus
tardy geode
teal jackal
#

some people have been going on for a month

#

i hope u get it faster than us tho

outer radish
#

anyone did ebay process know how long after GCA they got back to u

tardy geode
#

i did my GCA last friday

outer radish
#

sent in the falcon 5 ROCKET of GCA scores to them

tardy geode
#

still haven't heard back

#

it was 725 tho

outer radish
#

i heard that above 675 is good

tardy geode
outer radish
tardy geode
lament summit
outer radish
#

ill see you there my brother

lament summit
#

its been over a month for me

#

and i aced my phone

tardy geode
outer radish
#

no phone

lament summit
#

not ebay

outer radish
#

or is that the phone ur talking about

lament summit
#

for bb

tardy geode
#

yeah its just GCA -> 4 rounds -> offer

lament summit
#

bloomborg

slender apex
#

wait i thought bb filled up

outer radish
outer radish
tardy geode
outer radish
#

I SWEAR ILL STOP BUYING FROM AMAZON

lament summit
#

4 rounds of what

tardy geode
lament summit
#

deez what

tardy geode
lament summit
tardy geode
#

jk

#

4 rounds of VO

lament summit
#

technicals? behavorial?

tardy geode
#

@lament summit ik bruh that was bad hugs

outer radish
#

easy clap up

tardy geode
lament summit
#

LOL

#

yall chillin

outer radish
#

no lc

tardy geode
#

yeah

outer radish
#

thats even worse tho cause thats all ive been practicing

tardy geode
#

they got no LC for their vo

outer radish
#

i heard they ask system design like actual mf design patterns

tardy geode
#

💀

outer radish
#

learning that shit rn dw lemme sauce u THE most blessed resource

prime palm
#

yo

#

this morning i prayed to god

outer radish
prime palm
#

DO NOT ASK ME DYNAMIC PROGRAMMING TODAY

#

and guess what

tardy geode
#

so for design patterns you gotta know Java?

outer radish
#

naw

#

check that out that outlines everything

#

its like how u implement a system

slender apex
#

gotta pray to the right rng gods

#

may they bless u with twosum and sumbitches prayge

tardy geode
#

add 2 numbers without linkedlist

lament summit
tardy geode
#

reverse string using inbuilt functions

outer radish
#

i just want number of islands

tardy geode
outer radish
#

please

#

just once

lament summit
prime palm
sage sluice
lament summit
#

rip

sage sluice
#

imma pretend i didnt read that

prime palm
#

yeah

#

no guys it was literally so easy

#

it's climbing stairs

lament summit
#

o xd

prime palm
#

i just told him listen man ur getting brute force

#

idk dp

#

cold!?!?

lament summit
#

fr

prime palm
#

that is a hot take

#

fuck a DP bro

lament summit
#

if u so scared about dp

#

why not actually take the time to learn it

prime palm
#

i don't wanna

#

LOL

sage sluice
#

dont talk to nedflanders like that

prime palm
#

in my entire life i've only been asked DP 3 times

crude saffron
#

i can only do dp

#

cause it's just math

lament summit
crude saffron
#

if u ask me graphs i'll die

chilly burrow
#

Unfortunately I'm also done getting swag

prime palm
lament summit
slender apex
#

congrats!

chilly burrow
#

Tanks y'all

prime palm
teal jackal
#

its a warm take imo

#

since i feel like DP requires active study beyond just algo+ds classes

#

other paradigms are doable without actively hustling LC

jaunty basalt
#

I mean depends on how ur school teach

tardy geode
#

is grokking patterns good?

#

i am thinkin of starting it

teal jackal
#

get the new grokking

prime palm
#

i am a big tree / graph boi

jaunty basalt
#

It’s good but not enough

tardy geode
prime palm
#

i love trees and graphs

teal jackal
#

the new grokking is pretty comprehensive, if not very rough around the edges

prime palm
#

fuck a dp!

jaunty basalt
tardy geode
jaunty basalt
#

Some villain is gonna combine them

rustic vessel
chilly burrow
#

I resonate wit da logo

teal jackal
#

yeah just do the pdfs

pure mauve
#

anyone got an idea on how to prep for networking problems?

winter loom
#

Has anybody been able to successfully change amazon location

#

Yer asking for a homie he’s tryna switch

jaunty basalt
#

I tried to switch for negotiation cuz I didn’t know there was a server with everything there

#

Survey trick failed sadge

foggy perch
#

ok but you're wrong

lament summit
foggy perch
#

oh ye got rejected a while ago lmao

jaunty basalt
lament summit
#

oh rip

#

so u coming back?

#

grind is over?

foggy perch
#

maybe

#

i shall see

lament summit
foggy perch
#

also anyone who enjoys or routinely solves dp deserves to be crucified

#

fact

lament summit
foggy perch
#

icpc people deserve to be crucified

#

right next to the cmu people

knotty talon
foggy perch
#

the real problem with society is we don't bully icpc and cmu people enough

#

if we bullied those people enough maybe we wouldn't have dp problems now

knotty talon
#

very valid take

foggy perch
#

i'm ready to spam my roblox and pinterest recruiters in exactly 1 year from now though lmao

#

hopefully i'm a god at c++ by then

teal jackal
#

I think a lot of people will be job hopping

#

once the economy gets good

#

or tbh

solid venture
#

anyone got advice on a reneg email?

teal jackal
#

the average person will probably be complacent and just chil

teal jackal
#

sorry no real advice

foggy perch
#

si

lament summit
#

lowkey good move

#

super safe

teal jackal
uncut umbra
#

did anyone get the airtable take home

fossil jewel
uncut umbra
jaunty basalt
foggy perch
#

obviously the takeaway from this is that cmu students are masochists

#

cmu people just never grew out of the hs grind

#

are you saying you aren't proud of sleeping 0 hours this week

uncut umbra
#

it's cause we're toxic as fuck

#

because we unfairly correlate suffering with success

#

the more you're dying the more companies will like you

#

because you're showing off how smart you are

#

I flex that I'm 6'2

#

that's it lmfao

#

I flex my genetics

#

mainly on my 5'1 girlfriend

old smelt
left shoal
#

i just completely flopped one of my first OAs of the season

#

god im gonna be unemployed 🫡

lone rapids
#

I have no reject from airtable neither a OA

sage skiff
#

I feel like this is universal at every college

strange ore
#

nah bro there be fake schools

fossil jewel
#

US in general likes to encourage hustle culture

#

i guess for uni yeah

#

though i dont go to a party school so Peepo_Shrug

outer radish
fossil jewel
sage skiff
#

Grind culture becomes more prevalent considering this economy 💀

uncut umbra
#

who

west egret
#

I feel lied to. Never been asked to reverse a linked list.

fossil jewel
#

invert a bst

west egret
# fossil jewel invert a bst

I did that on my first try. Was genuinely confused at if I misunderstood the question because it was so straightforward.

lone rapids
#

Thats easy no?

prime palm
#

Bro

#

Who here has Bloomberg offer

#

I just finished my vo 2 rounds now someone from hr wanna talk to me

#

WHY

magic acorn
#

Congrats u have moved to next round

west egret
#

It means you passed VO

#

If you pass HR then you get EM

prime palm
#

What is the call about

#

Do I have to prep anything

west egret
#

Behavioral stuff

#

Why BB

fossil jewel
#

hachiyuki tik tok when

prime palm
fossil jewel
#

advertise your blog post

west egret
prime palm
west egret
#

Engineering manager(EM) -> decision

autumn ridge
#

Should be EM/HR round after VO

wicked rivet
#

is hr right after vo

tawdry skiff
#

@queen valve where did you end up choosing?

west egret
#

@autumn ridge did you decide where you’re going?

autumn ridge
tawdry skiff
#

let me know if you're looking to adopt

west egret
uncut umbra
#

yes I do

#

ah yeah I realized

autumn ridge
#

Nah I'm good I live too far away lol

west egret
#

NYC cscd meet up when?

crude saffron
#

there already exists an nyc meetup server

jaunty basalt
#

Is that who ur talking to rn

supple quail
#

Had Bloomberg VO today, HR asked me to stay on the call for 30 min and he wanted to talk. Is that an instant reject or a HR Round?

autumn ridge
#

I loved interning their and was scared about legacy tech and slow promo at BB. Also really love LA and didn't want to move to NYC.

nocturne oriole
#

@queen valve are u tryna advertise a blog post

#

If i self doxxed I would be famous

#

I want to be top tech toker and blog poster shitposter linkedin whisperer

#

Everything

jaunty basalt
#

Kirbs jawline goes crazy

foggy perch
#

damn send me some testosterone plz

foggy perch
lone rapids
#

Roblox filled. Cancelled my final for nov 16

foggy perch
#

unironically though I bet you're gonna hear that joke so many times if you tell any non-cs person you work at hrt lmao

jaunty basalt
#

Nah kirb didn’t put their LC list on a wack online course

#

SWE influencer

foggy perch
#

"mom and dad I got into HRT!!11!" "wow didn't know you were transitioning"

#

guess the hachiyuki name is cursed now

lone rapids
#

Think so

nocturne oriole
west egret
#

YukiHachi is cooler

teal jackal
#

2023 sucks

chilly burrow
lament summit
dusky plover
#

im chillin bro

lament summit
#

glgl

dusky plover
#

i found job

#

and so did @lament summit

lament summit
dusky plover
#

not this month brother

nocturne oriole
prime palm
#

does everyone who gets HR after the bloomberg VO, get to the EM stage?

grizzled bronze
earnest tiger
#

How much salary expectation should I put for the atlassian survey they sent before final round

sudden depot
#

is amazon still doing 1x30 interviews?

earnest tiger
#

500k fr?

narrow violet
earnest tiger
gleaming fable
#

giving you instant likes to game the algo dogesmile

lilac siren
timber rock
gleaming fable
lilac siren
#

To be honest

#

I am still lucky since they have not rejected people in the wl

#

But things can be worse in 23 q1dogesmile

outer radish
#

anyone know if airtable is sending out reject emails or naw

woven zenith
#

Got rejected by a startup after a good final round, said they are being “precise” in hiring PepeHands

#

Bruh don’t waste my time if you can just resume reject me

gilded dust
#

@blissful solstice it depends on the company

#

Not familiar w quant sorry

quick wraith
#

Any big Ns still hiring?

sage sluice
#

google is frozen till january at least im pretty sure

night magnet
quick wraith
#

I applied in august maybe its time to apply again

night magnet
#

Like maybe they’re looking for a very specific fit

lament summit
night magnet
#

That happened to me

quick wraith
#

any medium Ns still hiring?

sage sluice
lament summit
quick wraith
#

lmao didn't even get that

woven zenith
quick wraith
#

waiting for Bloomberg to send me an OA

sage sluice
#

theres no oa

lament summit
#

bloomberg no oas

gilded dust
#

Atlassian, palantir, Bloomberg, PayPal, datadog

lament summit
#

ddog is full