canada

[velvet gate]

صباح النور

[worldly ridge]

Canada, وطني حبيبي الوطن الاكبر

[velvet gate]

اوو كندا منزلنا وأرضنا الأم

[worldly ridge]

(Canadian diaspora ❤️ ) وطني، يا، وطن الشعب العر بي

[vague totem]

Anyone heard back from Hitachi rail

[velvet gate]

يا اللي ناديت بالوحدة الكبرى😍

[drifting shore]

I remember that

[worldly ridge]

انا بحبك

❤️

[chilly steeple]

صباح الاير و الياسمين 🌼 🌸 🌻 🌹

[worldly ridge]

🌞 أنت إشراقتي

[neon willow]

Hi anyone interviewed at Verily? Could you share your interview experience with me. Wanted to know what question they asked for DS and algo

[neon willow]

Which role?

[polar dune]

Is this for new grad or intern

When did robinhood come out 😭

[drifting shore]

summer 2025?

[broken whale]

U from loo?

[rare carbon]

recruiter reached out Thursday, but havent arrange interview yet

also for backend SWE robinhood

[rare carbon]

new grad

[steady meteor]

hey did anyone do a OA assessment for Google and hear back?

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge

🦵

[halcyon arrow]

I got another email for job, are we back?

[worldly ridge]

🦾

[chilly steeple]

God I wish Vicky 3 was playable

it's so broke

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-micromanage-gif-20717885

Everyone plays hoi4 🤓

[chilly steeple]

I only got that pos game because I wanted to play kaiserreich and DH KR team moved to hoi4 😔

warfare is so boring let me subsidize coal factories by throwing money in the furnace due to lack of coal resources in my regions

[worldly ridge]

I only got HOI4 for the soundtrack and to defend Latin America from Operaiton Condor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eITNZj0kIOA

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jauffre-ck3-crusader-kings-3-pardoner-jauffre-thinking-gif-9045138066920830417

I like CK3 too

[chilly steeple]

I only liked Vicky2 to make the United States of America actually be the United States of All of America

Would be cool to add an extra star for every state i conquered doe

[chilly steeple]

I should try ck3 fr 😔

[worldly ridge]

In CK3 you can unite the USSR, China, EU, and the United States of All of America and create a world with no borders

[chilly steeple]

Society has moved past the need of US of A
we need US of Earth

[worldly ridge]

The Warsaw Pact of Earth

[chilly steeple]

Call it Greenwich pact cause it got all the timezones united
The sun never sets on the soviet earth

[worldly ridge]

Red sun in the sky indeed

🦾

[naive shell]

@worldly ridge @chilly steeple

[naive shell]

No fucking shot, dont tell me it was that fucking snake

I knew he was bad news

[chilly steeple]

We're gonna suffer for generations just because of a fucking serpant fuck this shit

[naive shell]

I told God to watch out for him. I went to God and said "watch out for him". They don't listen, now look

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-20325353

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge current situation seems a bit dire, it appears the norwegian and icelanders formed a united front to combat the coke menace. I wonder what this will mean for the kafola front

[worldly ridge]

I became Chinese after watching this
https://youtu.be/tMzCwwvHwN0?si=qV1_3uk5rS1U13im&t=1383

[worldly ridge]

Sodom and Gomorah 2 is coming.

[worldly ridge]

As for the Kafolas, perhaps they can create a united front with the Rakijas, the situations of Kafolas reminds me of the Dhofar front, simmilar situations ? Icelead has an airport smaller then an IKEA store and $50 pizza boxes with little population, they are not a concern.

[worldly ridge]

@chilly steeple Yesterday 🫡

[worldly ridge]

Sarma > Burgers

[chilly steeple]

More of waraq enab kinda guy

[worldly ridge]

Alhamdulilah, what about Makloubeh?

[chilly steeple]

My biggest shame is the dislike of eggplants
I love this dish but i really hate eggplants so when i eat i put them away

Reach riz b ful tho

[echo latch]

How’s #canada doing

[raw ocean]

life is good

[vivid fiber]

The return of the king

[broken whale]

[chilly steeple]

Weather is very hot in GTA thanks for asking

[naive shell]

You are hot

[drifting shore]

not good

[raw ocean]

wagmi

[worldly ridge]

Fava beans ❤️ 😋 I become a Maronite Christian whenever I eat Fava beans

What about Mandi? Oman and Yemen Mandis ❤️

[worldly ridge]

Welcome back

[worldly ridge]

@naive shell @magic cave Stay winning

🇨🇳 === 霍元甲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-6wwt8RXk

[magic cave]

@worldly ridge @quartz ridge https://www.reddit.com/r/torontoJobs/comments/1edhh1f/how_i_got_a_job_as_a_high_schooler/

[naive shell]

China # 1
They making their country proud while canada be like Trudeau did shitted in my backyard

[stable ravine]

JT FTW

[echo latch]

https://tenor.com/view/wagon-man-gif-19438449

[echo latch]

hello o7

I’m getting mixed reactions

[worldly ridge]

We will be blasting this soon Akhi, no empire lasts forever. China will accept us after seeing our glaze for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gar6MONCKs

[naive shell]

Dam this shit slaps lowkey lol

Its like yaosobi making that banger about roping.
The beat goes hard

[worldly ridge]

I did not expect that reply

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQh6J6fImOg

After the collapse of Constantinople, it gave birth to the Ottoman's "Ceddin deden"

[naive shell]

Bro's were bouta go to war

That shit a war chant

[mint gorge]

Congrats on Autodesk

[chilly steeple]

Yemen food is god tier

[worldly ridge]

There is no "Yemen" food. There is only "Arab" food. Sadat has sold our dream of sharing cuisines with each other as Akhis. But I still live to believe.

[chilly steeple]

we're all arabs on this blessed day :)

[worldly ridge]

Mashallah ❤️

[stone osprey]

when to apply for new grad jobs in graduating in december

[magic cave]

8 months ago

[stone osprey]

The market bad

Not many jobs

[chilly steeple]

Why are you all worked up, you thirteenth demon? But speak up, and I'll bear with you

[mint gorge]

nah

[ruby cedar]

I kinda agree ngl, coming from an intern tho

[stone osprey]

Is there any list for new grads?

For Canada ?

[cinder mango]

Anyone applied to Robinhood ft?

[echo latch]

Big companies hiring again even in Canada

[broken whale]

Applied

No reply

[vale solstice]

ngmi

[tight tapir]

Yes. You interviewed?

[cinder mango]

No hby

[azure junco]

Hallelujah

The world is healing 🙏

[fair spoke]

anyone here in montreal?

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge @naive shell

[worldly ridge]

Akhi, it is haram to have these thoughts...we must always fight for a better future

May my Akhi, inspire you and the Ummah. Our zafar is coming.

[velvet gate]

Me

[chilly steeple]

An inner voice is warning you to slow down. It's probably best if you take a break and let someone else take the lead. Concentrate on matters at home and take care of issues that crop up among loved ones. It's quite possible that an argument is brewing. Whether you realize it or not, there are serious issues that need to be addressed.

[noble field]

Usually

[chilly steeple]

Virtually

[fair spoke]

@velvet gate @noble field I'm 26, working as a senior SWE for about 7 years. I work remote from downtown Detroit rn, but really want to checkout Montreal and plan a multi-week trip there in the next few months. looking for ppl who may want to meetup or just give me suggestions for the city - lmk if it's cool to dm you guys!

[plucky ridge]

do you like kung fu panda?

[fair spoke]

biggest fan

forgot that was my bio lmao

[chilly steeple]

Montreal best city in Canada in terms of visiting

Imo

Toronto is like nyc if it was in Michigan ngl

[worldly ridge]

The contradictions of internals struggle will be dealth with swifty. If there were no contradictions and no struggle, there would be no world, no life and nothing at all.

I am Fearless like 周杰倫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-6wwt8RXk&list=RDGMEMCMFH2exzjBeE_zAHHJOdxgVMwr-6wwt8RXk&start_radio=1

@magic cave Top me kid

[raw ocean]

real?

[magic ether]

gm canada

[raw ocean]

goodnight

[placid dawn]

bout to remove intern from my resume and just be like normal experience

else no chance

[compact fjord]

Hi everyone, what are some major tech companies in Canada that frequently hire interns and new grads? I know Amazon has a strong presence here and regularly recruits students, but I'm curious about other companies I should keep an eye on as well.

[azure junco]

Telecom companies and banks

RBC, bell, Telus, TD, Scotiabank, etc

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRUjmiUNjbc

We are making it out boys

[velvet gate]

has anyone ever interviewed at desjardins ?

[azure junco]

I LOVE CANADA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁🍁🍁🐻🐻💪💪💪🥞🥞🥞

[worldly ridge]

Nationalism is a fool's errand.

[compact fjord]

thank you, I believe Microsoft also have many positions for students at Canada

[drifting shore]

They hire around 10 interns in the summer

[willow wave]

I just did a hackerrank and in my second question I timed out and forgot to hit submit🤦‍♂️ . I had 9/15 cases, does my code still get auto submitted or am i cooked

[echo latch]

nah msft Canada is sizeable

[twin owl]

hey guys whats the best canadian software dev website to apply for jobs

i know about the basic ones like linkedin and indeed and stuff but any hidden gems?

[ruby ridge]

||waterlooworks||

[twin owl]

what if im not a waterloo student 😦

[proud canopy]

skill issue tbh

[polar dune]

Rng issue tbh

[eternal fossil]

pay somebody to change their waterloo works info to match yours and have them peddle your resume

[polar dune]

This could actually work but when company does background check it’s over 😔

[eternal fossil]

rng issue at that point tbh

[polar dune]

LMAO trueeee

[drifting shore]

Met some msft Vancouver interns, they said that there’s <= 20 interns in Vancouver 💀

[ruby ridge]

Redmond or bust

[echo latch]

no way it’s that low during summer

tbf I’m comparing it to Amazon Vancouver which is significantly larger

So maybe idk j judging from how many I’ve seen in WA I would’ve thought there would be more

[chilly steeple]

I'm a global patriot bro

Few will understand.

[azure junco]

Right, most Canadians who got msft offers are in Redmond

I didn't even know Microsoft hires swes in Canada lol

[lapis tide]

rich

[azure junco]

https://tenor.com/view/you-youre-your-yourself-straight-face-gif-26118421

[drifting shore]

Most of the interns I talked to said that they were the only intern in their building💀

[worldly ridge]

Ottoman vs Serbian battle revisited:

[worldly ridge]

Internationalism is not a fool's errand. Let us Balkan people stop fighting with one another and solve world hunger, build healthcare, infrastructure, housing.

This is what Tito wants us to do.

We would all look the same under Tito

[chilly steeple]

Unity through disunity

https://tenor.com/view/brendan-caffeine-nicotine-cigarettes-gif-2693260295420669940

We ingest these 2 chemicals in different manners but we still consider them as 1 package. This is how the world should be.

[halcyon arrow]

https://devportal.cb.dev/contest/ anyone need a side project?

[noble field]

chaturbate having dev docs is too funny

[cinder mango]

Did anyone receive code signal from robinhood?

[lavish sable]

ng?

[stable ravine]

😲

🔨

[formal prism]

Yoo quick question. I've been interviewing for a company and I got an offer today. tbh i was just interviewing for fun, cuz it's a 12 month coop and i'd only do 4 months. i already told them im down to work 12 months, should i just email the recruiter and ask if i can do 4 month instead?

[copper roost]

No harm in emailing

[plucky ridge]

nah just do 4 months then quit

[formal prism]

wouldnt there be consequences

esp from my school coop board

[magic cave]

WaterlooWorks?

It's useless

[lapis tide]

sounds more uoft

[magic cave]

Oh you don't wanna do that then

UofT board is cracked

[formal prism]

no ubc

[magic cave]

Oh ignore that shit then 😂

[worldly ridge]

@naive shell @magic cave @chilly steeple Happy PLA anniversary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWP56VIgPIw

[naive shell]

#1 army belonging to the #1 country in the world
PLA can take over asia if they want but they are nice enough to not. Thank you PLA

[worldly ridge]

The PLA could, but instead they foucsed on dumping money into housing, infrastructure, bullet trains and healthcare.

PLA will do the same for us when we seek refuge in Chongqing after Canada falls

[naive shell]

They have their priorities set right unlike some $ 800 bill military budget countries

[naive shell]

I bet it'll be better than living in a $2000/month crack shack here

[worldly ridge]

We will catchup to Indonesia one day

Arigato @tight gale

Ohayo!!

[tight gale]

[chilly steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/east-turkestan-uyghur-uyghuristan-turkic-turan-gif-19182649

All rise

Flag of turkey but they realized the color of the sky is cyan instead of red (they wore color blindness correcting glasses)

https://tenor.com/view/logan-paul-sunglasses-meme-hand-gif-24812401

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/malaysia-flag-wave-flag-wave-gif-20328126

Flag of Indonesia but the partition of South East Asia didnt happen

[chilly steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/poland-flag-gif-europe-gif-27418065

flag of indonesia if you flip it upside down

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/monaco-monako-monaqo-bayrak-bayraq-gif-19157837

Flag of Monaco

[chilly steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/japonya-japan-flag-japan-gif-23459943

flag of deMercator projected indonesia

flat indonesia doesn't exist

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/china-flag-chinese-red-flag-gif-26192858

Flag of a greater philipines who went trough Unit 731

[candid swan]

Anyone have experience interviewing with SAP Montreal ?

[chilly steeple]

Is this u

[chilly steeple]

Anytime bro

[magic ether]

Canada chat

i need advicer

would u take 95k a year job

new grad

Data Engineer

idk i've never done it but interviewer liked me

no but i have co-op next sem

that pays more

Cisco

RBC

well rbc new grad

im at RBC rn for summer

like cisco is just intern, i have it

its for fall

im taking 4 courses + cisco

10

ya i did that this summer

idk

light work

nah I work so many hours bro

it's ✨ not your typical internship ✨

yeah facts

yeah im just thinking i may get something more interesting at RBC

that's valid tho ya

true

they're also giving me senior title LMFAO

ya but it comes with more vacay days and stuff

which is nice

[ruby ridge]

rbc?

[magic cave]

Is it at RBC or Borealis

[stable ravine]

[lapis tide]

🤔

ok music man

[plucky ridge]

dont trust RBC anything with Royal in its name cannot be trusted

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge

[bleak sand]

Has anyone recently applied to NG position for Amazon and received OA?

[chilly ridge]

Hey, is anyone looking for a roomate for sept-dec in downtown toronto?

[hot rapids]

So you have a full time offer but at least two semesters left? If you’re taking four classes + coop in fall anyways, I don’t see why you wouldn’t just accept both. A full time offer is honestly too juicy to pass up on in this market. Also what is Cisco’s new grad pay? It’s possible that it’s close to the intern pay and doesn’t grow much (also RO not guaranteed).

[echo latch]

is that total or base

[weak gazelle]

Send offer letter in PDF format

[worldly ridge]

Irish flag if Northern and Southern Ireland didnt get partitioned and IRA won

Ottoman Empire if it expanded to the West

[rare carbon]

Should I use all the holiday left in my current company before joining another one? Like take a 3 weeks vacation at once

[chilly steeple]

It is the Republican flag of Britain

United republics

Republican Bank of Canada

[worldly ridge]

Yes. In a world where South Yemen, Dofaris and IRAs collaborated to resist the black and tans

Yemenis would not be suffering from mass famine from blockades and bombardment Remember Akhi, they stopped counting at 300k in 2021...yet the Ummah stays quiet

Anyways back to work..akhi...

[magic ether]

yur

[magic ether]

LOL

[magic ether]

total

[magic ether]

new grad is higher, like a good chunk higher than RBC

[magic ether]

hmmm

[chilly steeple]

There is no ummah after the death of our leader (SAW)

It is an invention of the "rightly guided" politicians that followed to split us

Follow the ideas of ibadis. Reject the politicians that used us and focus on our unity instead of the war lords.

Praise muscat

[bleak sand]

yeah or recently

[echo latch]

What location

Mb if you already mentioned and I missed it

90k’s p good regardless tbh. Only a handful of companies will pay higher than that for ng in Canada. Most importantly hiring is v competitive and slow for those companies rn so

[weak gazelle]

don’t u have 900k offer from JS

but true tho I agree

[echo latch]

Different firm (and also not 900k)

But we talking about Canada here

I mean if you’re cracked I think JS can let you work from Canada tho someone I know did that during pandemic idk if that’s still a policy rn

[magic ether]

TO

[azure junco]

90k in Toronto is pretty standard

[worldly ridge]

At first, I was a Zaydi, then I dipped into Druzism, then the Dhofaris opened my eyes to the Ibadi way. It is the Nasser's way (SAW + PBUH) . Must not fall to Iblis and its temptaition like its victims has fallen to cough Anwar & Hafez. Reject sultans, we are are all united in the banner of Akhis.

Recall the Nasser line, "El pueblo unido jamas sera vencido ".

[lapis tide]

immense wealth

[plucky ridge]

just failed that hubspot oa, shit was hard

[tough knot]

Hybrid right, 3 day on and 2 day off?

[chilly steeple]

Inshallah we will spread the word

[cinder mango]

How do yk if code signal is proctored?

[crystal comet]

if you didn't give screen recording and webcam permissions then it isn't proctored

[errant egret]

anyone here ever interviewed for cloud engineer intern at sap?

[candid swan]

Anyone here interviewed at Hootsuite?

[quartz ridge]

Uhhh 90 k is a lot for me grad

New grad lol

Soto complaining

[errant egret]

damn gl. i applied there this week 🥲

[candid swan]

Thanks bro! What position did you apply?

[errant egret]

i think software dev

[errant egret]

what internships do you have, just out of curiosity

[candid swan]

1 Robotics and 2 software dev

[errant egret]

Big hitters?

Are you from Waterloo?

[weak gazelle]

No UofT

[errant egret]

you from there too>

[weak gazelle]

yea

UofT gaps loo

[errant egret]

are alot of people over there struggling

or not really

[weak gazelle]

at loo?

yea most ppl are mid

[errant egret]

uot

[weak gazelle]

idk

CS ppl in general are struggling to get jobs

[errant egret]

how's it going with you

[weak gazelle]

I’ve not applying to companies rn

[candid swan]

Mid size companies, and no I’m from Montreal

[magic cave]

Tabarnak 😮‍💨

Get out asap

[soft hamlet]

Montreal worth

[formal prism]

Is huawei internship worth it if ur Indian by ethnicity in canada wanting to move to the states

[lost lark]

Do you have any other internships lined up

[formal prism]

No but I was originally just gonna go back to school

[raw ocean]

no

[formal prism]

Cuz I just did an internship Jan-apr

[lost lark]

Have u worked at huawei before

[formal prism]

Nope

[lost lark]

Then nah

[formal prism]

I was just interviewing for fun

but it’s an ai position

[lost lark]

Idk if they will call you a security risk for working there

Most likely not but its a weird situation

[formal prism]

Ah ok thanks, I think I’ll just deny it

[lost lark]

If u need the money its different

Or the exp

Doesnt seem like u do tho

[formal prism]

Yeah I don’t really need it but I got tempted by the potential ai name on my resume

[lost lark]

Go for a research position instead if you want an AI name

That will help you much more imo, + you can do that at the same time as studies

[naive shell]

@worldly ridge China strengthening ties with it's less developed neighbor. Just goes to show how great of a leader Xi is.

[chilly steeple]

Thank you. 2 legends mating at last 🫡

[graceful jackal]

Between ruby and js, which one is more available in terms of jobs in canada?

[worldly ridge]

Shukran for sharing the news Akhi. Tayeb news Walah!
Divided we beg, united we bargain 🇨🇳

Life has Yanni when we no longer fight angainst one another and unite together.

@naive shell Western Chauvnists in shock

[naive shell]

USA gold medals
Looks inside
Chinese players

[naive shell]

Lol

[candid swan]

Yeah and go pay 2.5k for a studio in Vancouver or Toronto lol

[crystal comet]

js by far lol

like an order of magnitude or 2 more

[tawny zephyr]

yo

[tough knot]

is it 4 months or 12? I applied for a 4 month position but recruiter ended up saying it was a 12

[formal prism]

its 12

i wanna do 4 tho

i have a followup booked w my recruiter on monday

i might just tell them i have another offer for 4 months and if they would consider making theirs 4 months too i'd consider it

[formal prism]

oh

i assume they'll go through my school's coop?

if not, cant i just quit after 4 months

[tough knot]

Yeah, I said I’d only do 4 too, but I think they only want 8/12 month work terms

[formal prism]

Did you tell them that from the start of the interviewing process?

cause i confirmed i'd be able to work 12 months like 3 times (cause i was interviewing for fun and didn't actually think i'd get an offer lmao)

[tough knot]

Yeah

I told em I was only interested in a 4 month term

[formal prism]

Yeah I lied and now it’s time to make a decision about whether I do 12 months or ghost them back 😭

[halcyon arrow]

You'll get detained and questioned at the border

[cinder mango]

Anyone attempted Robinhood code signal?

[mint gorge]

Yes that's the correct way

[raw ocean]

are 12 month internships ever worth

[kind stag]

Can anyone give me a mock tech interview

[gloomy field]

Anyone recently do Amazon oa ?

[mint gorge]

never, multiple 4 months is the way for the resumay

[cinder mango]

I see. Thanks for sharing. Although in the leetcode discuss section, I have seen some OA qs. They seemed to be tailored to Robinhood’s business. For eg shares trading stuff

The tags were a little vague so I think you could be right

Ah i see

Unlike Amazon

Makes sense

Have you taken a RH Codesignal yet? Not that rh’s codesignals matter but was wondering abt the difficulty too

Is it set by the company?

Ah ok more like a standard way of testing

Oooh so a junior dev can get annhiliated by hard qs and a sr dev can get some easy qs?

Okay they try to be fair ig

The other concern is I read that I can look up syntax n stuff

But if is proctored, I m afraid that I may get flagged

Nah fte

Did you do an intern codesignal?

[raw ocean]

https://github.com/Leader-board/OA-and-Interviews/blob/main/Online Assessments.md#codesignal

if someone's looking for the link

[cinder mango]

This was helpful you all. Appreciate it

So we are allowed to do some syntactical searches during the assessment or will that be flagged?

On the instruction it said we can but not sure how will they knw

[worldly ridge]

Do you mean?

[lost lark]

Are part time software dev jobs a thing here

Cant seem to find too many

[halcyon arrow]

They are under contract positions.

[lost lark]

Yea ik

Im wondering how many of yall have worked / are in one rn

Ive seen that yea

Ill take a look

[wheat comet]

The only people i know working part time go into part time after working full time

[lost lark]

Could be a good option

[lost lark]

From a previous full time internship or job right

[wheat comet]

Yea the ones i know are from previous full time intern

[broken whale]

Does anyone here work at amazon?

I wanted to ask a quick question

[eager haven]

hows hubspot oa

for new grad

[lost lark]

No

J1

[vivid fiber]

No

[rare carbon]

tesla do TN with intern afaik

[fickle juniper]

Tesla does TN for interns, I know one person that did without a bachelors

[floral tiger]

You sure that’s not a J-1 visa

[real island]

Tesla does TN yes

[thick sinew]

anyone know if this is old or came out with the most recent batch

https://careers.tiktok.com/position/7397912176721938739/detail?spread=D3NBYT7

I cant remember if I've seen it already

[paper ether]

last year

shouldve applied this year tbh

[wheat comet]

last year aswell but was lazy with applications this year and didnt apply

[vague totem]

anyone here ever intern at hitachi rail had a few questions

[magic ether]

what respond for full time

for us role

[ruby ridge]

i think this is right

thats what pinned says

[polar dune]

what company this for

[plucky ridge]

thats correct

[worldly ridge]

@chilly steeple Bad picture quality but SubhanAllah ❤️

Akhi. Imagine a world with no borders and we all trade ingredients with ease. These Canadians dont know what they are missing out on. Alhamdulilah.

Of course I gotta get the Kafta

Shish as well

Need I say more?

[worldly ridge]

@naive shell Saw Mao today

I did, but hes just chilling in the counter lol

I will give him a cat nip as well, thanks very much!

[naive shell]

You have been blessed by heavens king
Congrats on being a billionaire soon

[wheat comet]

1v1 my cat

[tawny zephyr]

@worldly ridge

[worldly ridge]

I will never let others hurt others, that is not the Shariah way

[worldly ridge]

Ohayo 👋

Who is ready for the next round of layoffs? Guys I am making a prediction

https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2024/08/05/big-tech-falters-magnificent-7-sheds-14-trillion-as-apple-nvidia-stocks-head-to-worst-days-since-2020/

We go to war in MENA region, OPEC oil gets demolished, my warak enab prices gets more expensive, stock market collapses further, economy worsens, we all get laid off. WW3.

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge james garfield passed away on Monday september 19th

He tried to warn us

[worldly ridge]

This timeline reminds me of the era before Black Semptember again...my ancestors suffered a lot during the time

Some were maronites, but they were just bystander civilians :l

Our struggle never finished, it continues on until today.

I cant even visit my loved ones again after the recent travel advisory

[worldly ridge]

خلص

Everything is

@analog current Suits today.

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tito-pleše-dance-happy-gif-14855135

[analog current]

Tesla nuked their intern program.

[chilly steeple]

Me n you (bros)

[tawny zephyr]

anyone ever found a job from HTN connects before

[ivory pond]

I know ppl who have

Didn’t get in this year

Over af

[tawny zephyr]

like onsite interview with TD and stuff?

ik they did that a couple yrs ago

[ivory pond]

Not sure about on site but they said they connected with a recruiter

[tawny zephyr]

i got waitlisted -> accepted last 2 years and finally got accepted this yr

[tawny zephyr]

i talked to bloomberg recruiter and she ghosted me 🤡

[ivory pond]

Rip

[ivory pond]

Not sure how I didn’t get in

Didn’t know that was possible

[tawny zephyr]

lots of ppl get rej

are u wloo?

[ivory pond]

Nah

Carleton

[tawny zephyr]

nice

carleton very nice

[ivory pond]

It’s pretty chill

[tawny zephyr]

yeah i've heard

[ivory pond]

R u going to htn

It’s hella far for me even if I did get in

[tawny zephyr]

hen?

htn?

[ivory pond]

Htn*

[tawny zephyr]

im in wloo so yeah

[ivory pond]

Might just be able to show up and they let me

Friend did that for hackthe6ix

[tawny zephyr]

not worth it icl

they have p tight security checking badges

[ivory pond]

Rlly?

Damn

[tawny zephyr]

yea

they did 2 yrs ago at least

[ivory pond]

Hack the hill it is

[tawny zephyr]

yeah thats in ottawa right

i wanna get a car

drive up there

[ivory pond]

Yeah still gotta get accepted tho

[ivory pond]

Bus🤷

[tawny zephyr]

ur prolly fine HTN is the only cutthroat one

i wanna go to mchacks

mcgill

[ivory pond]

y

[tawny zephyr]

dk

never been to quebec

[ivory pond]

City is so nice

icl wish I applied to concordia/mcgill

[tawny zephyr]

oh yeah

i wanna go to conuhacks as well

but shits like at the same time as uofthacks

[ivory pond]

Damn u going to every single one?😭

Farming wins

[tawny zephyr]

i've been to way too many

[ivory pond]

I’ve been to 0

[tawny zephyr]

then how'd u go to HTN in the past

[ivory pond]

Didn’t

[tawny zephyr]

oh

HTN is comp asf icl

dont worry about hackathon acceptances

its just hack the north

rest of them are still reasonable

[ivory pond]

Yeah unfortunate

Always next year ig

Do u go for networking or actually winning

[tawny zephyr]

both

[ivory pond]

Did htn release sponsors yet?

[tawny zephyr]

on their devpost

whenever that comes out

[tawny zephyr]

oh

yeah they got lots of sponsors

but like

most of these sponsors arent hiring people like me

[ivory pond]

😭

[wheat comet]

didnt see anyone get any onsite last year

[tawny zephyr]

i saw 2 yrs ago

at htn 2022

[wheat comet]

the questions they ask , theres probably 3 main questions, are the main determining factors. if the organizers like your response u get ur questions scored and the best scores get accepted

[wheat comet]

ah

[ivory pond]

Very annoying

Writing too hard

[formal prism]

Yo do u guys think huawei internship is worth it or is it a red flag?

also does it cause immigration issues when u try to move to the us?

[azure junco]

No, Huawei Canada is a separate entity that only does R&D versus regular Huawei

[azure junco]

I know people who are ex Huawei who are working in faang

[tough knot]

Only downside is 12 months

[fast pond]

Canada how we feeling about the 2025 new grad market

[halcyon arrow]

Gr8

interest rates going to be low again

[stable ravine]

Intel

[worldly ridge]

La ilaha illallah 🎵 La ilaha illallah 🎹 La ilaha illallah 🎶

@analog current Never forget the 1990s in your country

[chilly steeple]

Bro turned chat into a sufi circle

Mashallah

[worldly ridge]

[magic ether]

bad

bad

[vale solstice]

⚰️

[ivory pond]

Good

[plucky ridge]

horrible

[azure junco]

Was good until stocks starting dipping , now I'm feeling meh

[noble field]

i hope everyones buying s&p 🙏

[analog current]

😔

[broken whale]

Iss alr joever lil bro

Migrate to India

Better luck there

[naive shell]

This is true. I bought all of em

[worldly ridge]

Money does not buy happiness.

[naive shell]

I use my money to make others happy
Give to charity, Build homeless shelter, orphanages, fight crime at night, so on and so forth

[worldly ridge]

Money does bring happiness after all as that warmed my heart

[plucky ridge]

looking into Turkmenistan immigration it seems there is never recession there

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge important lore

[vapid latch]

where r u guys applying for jobs

[broken whale]

https://careers.mcdonalds.ca/

[vapid latch]

fr what my parens think will work

[worldly ridge]

Reminds me of

The Greeks wouldve wanted to be part of the FSA

[formal prism]

Do you guys think it's worth it to do 12 month internship

8 months through coop

4 months as an internship

so i would have 2 more coops left officially

at huawei canada for ai

[timid trail]

no just leave at 4 months

anything longer than 4 months is -EV unless u want to work there FT

[formal prism]

I'd get kicked out of coop if i leave tho 😦

I've never managed to get a reply from any company outside my coop board for some reason

[timid trail]

well what was on your resume when u applied

are you at ubc

[formal prism]

yeah at ubc

[formal prism]

3 internships

i've had like ~10-15? interviews in the past year probably but all through coop

do u ever hear back from linkedin apps?

[timid trail]

yes

but i have 3 internships as well

no names

[formal prism]

hmmm maybe my resume is shit?

[timid trail]

show if u want

[formal prism]

i have 2 startups and 1 big tech

[timid trail]

i landed a unicorn for fall

[formal prism]

that's sick wtf

[timid trail]

with 3 no names and i put club exp as work experience 😭

[timid trail]

What have u been applying to

[polar dune]

what the big techhh

[timid trail]

Its also a numbers + luck game

[formal prism]

pretty much anything, trend micro, sentry, amazon, some random company in halifax etc 😭

[formal prism]

hp

[timid trail]

You have to believe that eventually you will get something or else you will just be stuck in mediocrity

[formal prism]

idk if that's big tech but bigger than my other companies

[formal prism]

ya i'm just sending apps and forgetting i even apply

ultimate coping mechanism

[timid trail]

what does your resume look like though

format, content etc

[formal prism]

hmm lemme find an anonymized one

[timid trail]

Honestly looks pretty good

one thing: make everything one line. like this you have 4 words on a new line and then white space

either shorten it or make it two lines

Extremely anecdotally right after i made everything one line my hit rate increased by a lot 💀

this gives space to add projects or new exp. if you have club/research exp put that in as well

[formal prism]

I've noticed this too, whenever I end a sentence with bolded words, it seems like ATS isnt able to parse it properly

[timid trail]

wdym not properly

how are you testing ats?

[formal prism]

thanks for this suggestion, i'll try fixing it

[formal prism]

usually workday and stuff

[timid trail]

oh thats a crapshoot its stupid asf

[formal prism]

yeah i hate it too

[timid trail]

I just autofill it with simplify

[formal prism]

i just use simplify

[timid trail]

yeah

[formal prism]

but i wonder if some companies use something like their ATS system internally

[timid trail]

Mine doesnt scan properly on workday either

but im hearing back

[timid trail]

shouldnt matter

no one knows what they use internally unless they work there so you shouldnt worry

[formal prism]

seems like i have terrible luck for linkedin applications or my resume is secretly the biggest red flag known to mankind

[timid trail]

nah i felt that too

Nothing you can do though

[wheat comet]

what uni

[timid trail]

conestoga college

[wheat comet]

actually?

[timid trail]

yes

[naive shell]

Which unicorn?

[broken whale]

Rbc?

[timid trail]

gaotek

[broken whale]

Wasn’t gaotek a scam bruh?

[timid trail]

No its a unicorn bro

[broken whale]

I remember they had unpaid internships like a year or two ago

[wet birch]

https://tenor.com/view/bidah-shirk-meme-islam-muslim-gif-23933170

[safe light]

r u trolling

[magic ether]

for canada it seems pretty good

idk im going there next sem so maybe im coping

[safe light]

it's good

[odd pike]

heard there’s a layoff coming

[plucky ridge]

i too foresaw a dire omen, be mindful!

[lost lark]

When is this not the case

How many YOE?

Are you not getting resumes from Linkedin?

Feels kinda weird asking here lol

[magic ether]

https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1270662276705288212 hey everyone pls give advice 😄

[tender coral]

Any Canadians got a Notion OA?

[safe light]

Canada numba #1

[tough venture]

Hello, anyone preparing for Confluent’s Senior SWE onsite position?

[safe light]

no

[fickle juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-toji-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-toji-fushiguro-gif-12034608514971617557

[rare carbon]

I did junior role, but i think senior has system design

[dusky torrent]

is there like a list

of interships I can apply to for next year?

[fickle juniper]

I got a good server for it if u want a dm

[lapis tide]

inwonder if it is tech career north

[idle cobalt]

hi everyone, has anyone interviewed at tik tok here for trust and safety org ?

[fickle juniper]

I wonder why ur not on there yet

[lapis tide]

ive not been invited

[fickle juniper]

U have now

[idle cobalt]

I have interview coming up and looking for some pointers on how to prepare for machine learning round ?

@unreal field thanks for replying, Do I have to code them ?

or just Q&A type

ohh lol

nws

well I am cooked in that case

[tough venture]

Yeah, it does. Can I DM you?

[rare carbon]

Ye sure @tough venture

[thick sinew]

Damn bro drop ur resume

[idle cobalt]

lol I'll If I get the job.

otherwise resumes mean nothing

I do have 2 yoe and some ML research experience (capstone projects) when I was at UofT.

[thick sinew]

oh damn are u applying for internship of ft swe?

[vague totem]

Is Hitachi F500?

[idle cobalt]

FT level 2

[thick sinew]

oh dang nice

best of luck bro hopefully you bag it 🫡

where did you go ng if you dont mind me asking

im also at uoft

[idle cobalt]

thanks man.

[idle cobalt]

Nice network intensively bro

[plucky ridge]

no i think they are Japanese

[unique pollen]

anyone get anything after the interac video interview?

[versed falcon]

is CFA worth taking for getting into cs + financew

[wheat comet]

is this google

sorry for ping .

[vivid fiber]

Perplexity AI

[vivid fiber]

Oh i dont mind

Plz ping me if ur replying to one of my messages

[wheat comet]

oh okay just saw what u said on #wordle 💀

[vivid fiber]

No that was a lie

[naive shell]

Hello

[patent sigil]

We need to work harder to steal the jobs of Americans

[polar dune]

fr

[eternal fossil]

you looking at the hitachi software analyst roles ?

[vague totem]

Yeah intern I am joining

[eternal fossil]

good luck lol

[vivid fiber]

fr

[vague totem]

Is it bad?

[eternal fossil]

you like trains ?

railways ?

[vague totem]

I don't hate them

Just neutral

[eternal fossil]

its a niche

just dont stay there longer than 4-8 months

youll see what i mean when you start

[vague totem]

Can I dm?

[eternal fossil]

sure

[safe light]

Canada numba 1

[jolly berry]

Amazon canada NG open - https://www.amazon.jobs/en/jobs/2720302/software-dev-engineer-computer-science

[patent sigil]

must be like 10,000 people applying for 10 spots

[jolly berry]

doubt it, i haven't seen the posting on linkedin

got OA a day after applying

[mint gorge]

You gave me a burst of motivation

[jolly berry]

this is not the same posting as the one back in May afaik

[hallow urchin]

anyone know when zon Canada 2025 opens

[eternal fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/conch-spongebob-squarepants-magic-conch-no-nope-gif-17942465

[noble field]

Jan - aug 2024 new grad only

Not the 2025 one

[vapid latch]

has anyone interviewed with BMO for the software dev new grad role?

[broken whale]

Rejected pipeline

Resume*

[torpid turtle]

@vapid latch did a recruiter reach out to you too

[vapid latch]

yes

[dawn river]

!problems SAP

[karmic monolith]

!problems can only be used in #leetcode-bot

[eternal fossil]

youre cracked then

[gusty ibex]

Does anyone know if Amazon NG offer location is negotiable?

[tawny zephyr]

@vivid fiber hi

[safe light]

no

once u get the offer

u cant change

but before that they give u a preference form

[vivid fiber]

Dont ping me for no rzn plz

[tawny zephyr]

😡

[safe light]

hi Soulkks

[tawny zephyr]

sorry soulkks

[safe light]

r u still in sf hmm

[tawny zephyr]

hes in my basement

[safe light]

r u still in highschool

[tawny zephyr]

no

[safe light]

nice

[tawny zephyr]

that was the old me

[safe light]

did u start uni?

[tawny zephyr]

im frosh

[safe light]

nice

[tawny zephyr]

yeah

what uni are u at

[safe light]

im not in uni

i'm ft

[tawny zephyr]

oh wtf

where

[safe light]

zon

sadge

[tawny zephyr]

bruh

give me referral

[safe light]

hmm

[vivid fiber]

Ye

[safe light]

when u grad, intern referals dont matter

[vivid fiber]

Dont b weird

[safe light]

nice

[tawny zephyr]

my fault gang

[safe light]

u working on side projects?

[vivid fiber]

Nah

[safe light]

why

[vivid fiber]

I should

[vivid fiber]

Lazy

[safe light]

same tbh

hmm

[gusty ibex]

i never got a preference form...

[tawny zephyr]

what u want to work on

im looking into what i want to work on

[safe light]

if u have idea then message me xd, u made some cool stuff tbh

[vivid fiber]

Ive been thinkin of a few tings

One is decoupled serverless doc search db

[tawny zephyr]

i need to become 10x dev

[safe light]

i recreated some of the stuff u did tbh

[tawny zephyr]

orz

[solid pebble]

Hi everyone I am new here

[safe light]

bruh

learn math tbh

math > dev

[tawny zephyr]

hi new here

how are you

[tawny zephyr]

i hate math

[safe light]

why

math is best

[solid pebble]

I'm great and you

[safe light]

all da cool dev stuff is mathy

[solid pebble]

Maby learning math in khan academy would be great choices

[safe light]

:o

[tawny zephyr]

im good too

[tawny zephyr]

yea ik

CRUD dev for life

[safe light]

hmmm

tbh

thats fair

[solid pebble]

Is math necessary to be great developer, I talk about front end and back end ?

[safe light]

depends on wat u wanna do

[solid pebble]

If we wanna to creat apps that just using api let's say news api ?

[vivid fiber]

No

[vivid fiber]

You dont need math for that

[ashen pasture]

^^^

[safe light]

if that's all then no

[solid pebble]

Lol, most of developers actually doesn't need to know advanced mathematics like calculus, linear algebra , advanced statistics and probability

[drifting shore]

but math is fun

[naive shell]

I know everything

[safe light]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vapid latch]

same

[broken whale]

Blind 75 + tagged enuff for aws?

[patent sigil]

I keep hearing that but then I run into intern tasks where that would be really helpful

like with creating a spectrogram

or scalable graphics

frontend has so much math ;-;

[chilly steeple]

Why are you all worked up, you thirteenth demon? But speak up, and I'll bear with you.

[marsh thorn]

Has anyone applied to tiktok Vancouver summer 2025?

And got an OA?

Or is it only the American ones?

[marsh thorn]

Wait @fluid harness that's the Vancouver one? 😭

[fluid harness]

i may have been wrong lemme check

[fluid harness]

was the seattle one mb

[marsh thorn]

Whew

That scared me

Should I even bother applying to summer internships in the us? My resume isn't that impressive and I need a sponsorship, and 4 months at that

[solid pebble]

I do experience such thing before so I working on build machine learning and deep learning but some task are involving deployment a machine learning project on web or app. But cant says that if someone learning data science he needs tobe fully understanding web developments, so I thing the same goes to who work on web he does not need to know much ML life cycle or know about advanced mathematics unless in narrow task.

[lost lark]

Do it

[vapid latch]

do people even bother negotiating bank offers

[azure junco]

I've heard of people negotiating rbc internships from high 20s to low 30s

[torpid turtle]

Did u get the bmo offer already 😭

[vapid latch]

no lmao

[muted knoll]

yeah i got one for monetization tech team

[marsh thorn]

The one in Van?

[muted knoll]

yeah

i think its auto and sent in waves so dw

[wheat comet]

I have a friend at bmo getting 30 something

No prev exp

[tough knot]

Upper year

[wheat comet]

2nd year

[tough knot]

damn

[rain mantle]

They gave me 75 cents more 🫠

After negotiating

[quartz ridge]

Hey

My gf on the left.

[magic cave]

😂😂😂

I know her she goes to UofA

[stone osprey]

how much do new grads in toronto generally get?

[naive shell]

That's mad cause she was in @glad echo dms last week

[magic cave]

☹️

[worldly ridge]

Pacar kamu cantik ❤️

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/noah-lyles-athletics-sprinting-100-meters-christian-coleman-gif-5914905137389960259

[magic ether]

OMG PORKKKK

MY KING

[quartz ridge]

Hey big boy

[quartz ridge]

Wrong. You don’t know her. She’s at McGill studying biology.

[quartz ridge]

Nice try virgin.

[thick sinew]

when did you get OA?

[plucky ridge]

idk bro i heard she was messaging @glad echo ?

[worldly ridge]

Love > 80k TC in RBC. Agree?

[safe light]

why u guys keep posting each others gfs

flame wars and shit

[magic cave]

They're lying

I'm the only CS student with a girl

[quartz ridge]

I just told you that LOL

Tell me something about her I haven’t told you rakesh

[naive shell]

That she was texting @glad echo

[real island]

😮

[quartz ridge]

Ramesh

[worldly ridge]

Ramesh is so cute

Happy for you Pork

[naive shell]

YOU are so cute

[stable ravine]

[worldly ridge]

Mama I made it out of the toronto slums

[naive shell]

This mfer is actually like geo wizard

[azure junco]

Agree. Love is worth 600k tc

[naive shell]

😘

[stable ravine]

🥵

[plucky ridge]

^ is this guy ok?

[eternal fossil]

right???

seeing the green submission stats is straight cocaine to my receptors

i had to rewire my brain in order to enjoy leetcode and its been worth it tbh

yeah leetcode feels good eod

i know that i spent my time being productive

net positive result

[naive shell]

Wait until you try meth

It'll blow your mind

[magic ether]

learn french to get that PR WOOHOO

[stable ravine]

im antarctican

[magic ether]

it’s the mars building

[stable ravine]

yeah dm @glad echo he's my PA

[patent sigil]

Should I change my job title from Software Developer to Software Engineer on my resume? Maybe only for when applying US roles?

[plucky ridge]

yes, its actually really important. i prefer Software Constructor in foreign countries. the more elusive the name the better actually.

[strange trail]

😂

[ivory pond]

Canada help https://discord.com/channels/698366411864670250/1274756590318387260

[magic cave]

Doesn't work

[marsh thorn]

Am I tripping, or is your pfp not Jisoo?

it's not Jisoo from Blackpink right?

[naive shell]

BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA

[floral tiger]

did anyone get a hireview interview for Ontario Teachers Pension Plan 2025 software developer position?

Oh, then I aint gonna do it

[magic cave]

No that's my girlfriend

[magic cave]

When did OTPP start thinking they're big shots and giving out auto OAs?

[marsh thorn]

because every employer are the big shots

because the job market is so dogshit

[magic cave]

Okay but how will they attract top-tier talent like @floral tiger and I

[muted knoll]

sorry just saw this, aug 9th

[azure junco]

They've been doing it for years, I did it back in 2021 lol

After that I gained some self respect and stopped doing it

[humble aurora]

So for 2025 new grad fang postings, when are they roughly expected to come out ? And where should you look for them to apply asap?

[naive shell]

@worldly ridge

[chilly steeple]

Umm.... you can't post this. This channel is strictly NO POLITICS. I would like for a moderator to delete this..

[wheat comet]

Fr. whats with these kids ?

[chilly steeple]

yeah. I'm gonna have to ping mods for these guys soon.

Insane

[plucky ridge]

is this common in Canada?

[naive shell]

@glad echo buys them a lot. He should know

[chilly steeple]

Guys please do not discuss weapons used by political entities in #canada

I'm going to have to warn you at once.

[naive shell]

How about political en titties?

[plucky ridge]

interesting. looking into this.

[chilly steeple]

Fr? Can you please share some insight on what that is? I don't think i heard of those. Please let me know and i will contact the rest of our team to verify if it's appropriate

[naive shell]

Last week i was going down the footpath and fucking bicyclist hit me. Why was he riding on the footpath? Is stupid? Goddamit trudeau. All his fault

[chilly steeple]

Please do not use insulting words like the ones you posted.
Please do not talk about political figures and leaders, it is not appropriate for this server or this channel, even though it is the canadian leader. Please change your behavior or you may face issues throughout your time in this server. I mean it. dont test me

[naive shell]

Unit test you or integration test you?

[chilly steeple]

Appropriate action may be taken by our team at their own discretion. You don't want to upset us.

[chilly steeple]

Let me ask the rest of the team which testing method they meant.

[naive shell]

Dont y'all have documentations?

Bad company

I quit

I wint give back the bonus. Frick you

[naive shell]

Can I talk about anime figures if I can't talk about political figures?

[chilly steeple]

What? Of course we do. Please go to #welcome
Everything is stated. There wi be consequences for causing distress to the members of the community.

[chilly steeple]

It depends if the Anime figure is from a good show or not.

[naive shell]

Wanna hear a joke?

[chilly steeple]

No jokes in this chat. This is for canadian careers in Computer Science and Software Engineering. Thank you.

[naive shell]

Monster musume

[chilly steeple]

Is that on Leetcode?

[naive shell]

Yes, problem 469

[chilly steeple]

Oh Okay. I must've forgotten about that one. Please continue.

Oh of course i remember. I did it with the python girl figurine and got fastest 1% result.

[naive shell]

Why was 9 scared of 7?

[chilly steeple]

That doesn't make sense. What does this question mean?
What do you mean by scared? Numbers are not creatures that have emotions. Are 9 and 7 code for sonething else?

Is it related to LC challenge 9 and LC challenge 7??

[naive shell]

Because 7 8(ate) 9

Heheh

[chilly steeple]

Seven Eight ate nine?
Ok yeah I'm going to have to ask you to stay on topic for this channel. Thanks for understanding.

[naive shell]

Now, why was 10 scared?

[chilly steeple]

Shut UP

[naive shell]

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

[plucky ridge]

moderators, we have two nerd RPers in this professional chat. could you please help?

[naive shell]

Don't call me nerd 😡😡

[plucky ridge]

moderators! assistance! heeeelp!

[broken whale]

Any of u gigachads here interview with aws for ng role?

[azure junco]

You will never be pork

[chilly steeple]

Unacceptable behaviour this chat. Action will be taken shortly against @azure junco @unreal field @plucky ridge @naive shell @plucky ridge again

[plucky ridge]

wait why put me twice bro cmon man no

[chilly steeple]

He who was warned, was truly warned.

I don't make the rules, I simply state them

[azure junco]

Cease this infatuation that is copulating out of your mouth this instant

[chilly steeple]

I am running out of patience. Please stop or else

[plucky ridge]

this is wise... can the tree feel the warmth or see the light...?

[chilly steeple]

Only he who hears the tree falling, will know it truly fell.

[azure junco]

You are but a corpus of a truly wise and patient fellow. Please forgive me for I have done incorrect in the past. I will be waiting

[naive shell]

Or else what? You demon. Stop this tomfoolery
I shall not start from the path of God