canada

[barren sinew]

If you count Winnipeg you can also get housing for less than $200k. I know someone in Saskatchewan who bought a home for less

That's not what's happening though. Its obviously hyperbole

And SWE is already global tbh. You can do the job remotely from anywhere

Jobs are already being outsourced to India. Closing borders can't stop that

[worldly ridge]

I am moving to China

I dont care what western chauvinists say about Xi . I will ride him for giving me a house.

@sly kindle

@magic cave Did you vote for Marine Le Pen?

He's from france. He dosent see anyone that is not in Western EU as a human being

[halcyon arrow]

Can't believe biden will resign before trudeau

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3mrYxPLSH4

Remember when this was always on played in our highschool parties lmao

good times

[lost lark]

Express entry is not points based

Its based off work exp + some other misc qualifications

I lied

💀 its just much easier

But still points technically

Yea way easier than applying from outside the country through the traditional points system

If u get a canadian education + some work exp ur already way above the cut, thats why so many people get pr through education

[tender coral]

anyone else also got rejecte by CapitalOne Canada Toronto Fall 2024?

[worldly ridge]

Andre just talk here fam, why you using me as a middle man

[vale solstice]

What's the issue

[worldly ridge]

SWE Devs talkign about politics rn:

https://tenor.com/view/pepo-gif-20374472

Go work kiddos

I gotta make my boss rich

💀 actualy?

US offer?

Inshallah one day

Good 🙂

Every TC counts in this god forsaken economy

Thank you ❤️

Yeha I saw a teenager homeless not that long ago, crazy sad

Atleast she looked very young

Yeah :l

Well atleast we dont have child beggars yet like 3rd world countries

I wouldnt be suprised

My Yugoslav grandparents suffered 1 percent trillion inflation (literaly) at one point because of US sanctions angainst Yugo. I think nothing can top that

Remember Canadians, what you had good might be gone. Just like Yugoslavia.

[vivid fiber]

Happy Canada day everyone 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[vivid fiber]

Hey sorry about this

My cron job failed

[plucky ridge]

i heard back, they said: "stop applying you dog"

[weak gazelle]

it's not him

[wild latch]

Anyone get an interview with some startup called jitto

[tender coral]

Anyone hear back from intuit

[ruby cedar]

Has anyone seen Canadian companies open their internships for summer 2025?

[rain mantle]

Only seen google

[worldly ridge]

Habibi that makes me want to hit that hookah

[fluid harness]

anyone heard back from the csa

[azure junco]

Konrad opened a while ago

Other than that I haven't seen anything

[bleak vortex]

Anyone hear back Trudeau personal assistant position

[wheat comet]

anyone here hear back from shopify after technical ?

[gusty ibex]

Has anyone done Amazon OA for ng recently? What's it like?

Mostcly curious about # of questions and time for the coding portion, because it says it can take upto 5 hours

[tame canopy]

anyone have a Canada / USA cross border credit card? (Like RBC / TD)

[gusty ibex]

I have one with CIBC

[tame canopy]

was contemplating between a td card and an actual us bank 🤔

[gusty ibex]

Depends on whether you plan on (or can) settle in the US long term.

Large US banks are not worth opening unless you're very certain you will stay in the US long-term after grad (or are otherwise happy leaving money in the US account)

If not, my CIBC US account was more than enough for everything I needed to do (paycheques and spending)

That's all I used for my 1st US internship For my 2nd US internship, I ended up opening an account with a credit union just so I can get a credit card and some bonuses they had.

But I only did it because they had bonuses + a partnership with my company, so the application process wasn't annoying. Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered (I'm intl. student so working in US after grad is not an option)

i spent way too much looking into this stuff last year lol so DM if you have any questions

[lapis tide]

🤣

[tame canopy]

Appreciate the help and detailed insights!!!

[waxen oriole]

I did for fun

didn't really like the guy though

[quasi trail]

Hi there, I used to work as an application engr, and now planning to move into security.. I was wondering if there's anyone on the same boat as I am

[broken jungle]

anyone get intuit intern interview?

[hot rapids]

I have both

The TD one is not truly a US bank, it’s a Canadian bank account that deals with USD

So you can’t deposit US payroll

RBC is a true US bank

You can apply for a TD US bank account, but it’s not the cross border one you mentioned

The credit cards are pre much the same, but the RBC one requires you to have the US bank acc to pay the bill

Same case with the credit cards, the TD cross border card is a Canadian credit card that deals with US dollar, the RBC credit card is a US credit card

There’s probably some kind of nuance about building US credit

[tame canopy]

I have a TD US Bank account but not a corresponding credit card for it yet and was thinking of applying for one

[astral barn]

get a SSN -> amex global transfer and get a no-fee amex card, which is better than any canadian bank offering
you can even get chase by opening a chase checking account and apply for the card in branch

[lapis tide]

thats the wrong account you opened then

td canada trust has a usd account

td bank is a us domiciled bank

an fdic member

[astral barn]

also if getting a canadian US bank credit card, dont put down your SIN in the application or else it might get reported as SSN on the US side, which is a pita to get fixed later on

[lapis tide]

also amex usa doesnt necessarily need ssn

just need a proof of address

[astral barn]

true but you will have to call in now I think
web application requires ssn now, and its better to get the ssn attached to the account

[gusty ibex]

fwiw i had a terrible time with amex global transfer

so ymmv

waited 3 months with multiple calls and i was never approved

the credit union i was with approved me within a week and gave me like $500 in bonuses lol

[hot rapids]

Yes but both banks advertise a “cross border accounts” for Canadians. The two I described are the popularly advertised ones

[astral barn]

thats unfortunate
but from what I see its often very straightforward. 6+ months relationship w amex + address proof (banking statement w US address) and you should get approved

[gusty ibex]

I am the only one that had an issue, so it’s definitely the exception

I had had an Amex for 2.5 years when I did global transfer

[azure junco]

knowing this means rich

[errant egret]

anyone hear back from sap vancouver for hana team post interviews?

[stable ravine]

@glad echo

[errant egret]

did he get it loool

[stable ravine]

why you laughing hyper is cracked af

[errant egret]

i'm new here

don't know who the big dogs are

[stable ravine]

Dm him he's a big ape

[errant egret]

actually

i hope he declines his offer at sap then lmfao

[stable ravine]

is this for ng?

[errant egret]

what school is he from

[stable ravine]

loo

[errant egret]

oh no, for intern

is he ft now

i guess i probably should've specified

[stable ravine]

yeah

[errant egret]

are you working ft rn

or seeking still

hahaha

are you working ft now somewhere?

oh i see

have you done a bunch of interviews this summer?

[stable ravine]

jover for bro

[errant egret]

oh did you have any previous internships?

this summer round has been tough ngl lool

swe?

[stable ravine]

radicalAi?

what is that

[halcyon arrow]

https://x.com/AnnaNikolo/status/1809273119921606925?t=C5I--MFcX7dRIdbMurXCIA&s=19

Linden (@AnnaNikolo) on X

@thetruthsucks12 Nothing wrong with LCBO, regular groceries cannot offer the variety and quality a typical LCBO carries

Twitter · Jul 5, 2024, 5:08 PM

😂

[upper dew]

**# Are there any collaborators available to work with me? **

[sour locust]

couple offers came out but it all seems to be on diff timeline this year

[errant egret]

Do you know people who got it?

[sour locust]

a few

[errant egret]

Damn lool

Do you guys go to ubc or something

[sour locust]

i do

[errant egret]

Oh I searched on LinkedIn and I saw someone changed “incoming”

[sour locust]

for SAP?

[errant egret]

Yea

Damn, this is killing me

[sour locust]

when did you interview?

my friend imediately got an email when rejected lol

[errant egret]

I interviewed a few weeks ago

They told me I was shortlisted, so that’s why I’m just waiting in agony

[errant egret]

That happened to me before when I knew I tanked the interview

[sour locust]

oh

[sour locust]

hmmm

i assume they would e-mail you if they alr told you were shortlisted

just try not to think abt it althugh its really hard

[errant egret]

Yea. Who knows

How’s your hunt going

[sour locust]

it's been calm enough, u searching for fall?

[errant egret]

Oh did you secure something?

Yea, I was

[sour locust]

yaya i got lucky

[sour locust]

glgl keep searching 🙂

[errant egret]

Congrats

Where at

[errant egret]

Yea 😩

[magic cave]

Finally I have been freed from my shackles

[wheat comet]

welcome back

[magic cave]

Is it too late for a summer internship

[drifting shore]

2025 summer is over

[vivid fiber]

2021 summer is over

I'm cooked

No chance for an internship 😭

[magic cave]

Can you share that photo of us at the WeWork office

[magic cave]

Yakuna doesn't believe us

[naive shell]

@worldly ridge

[wheat comet]

Didnt take any pictures of u directly but have one of my screen when u and ur girl were sitting on the other table

U and her in the back

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave You are my favorite Azerbaijani

[worldly ridge]

Thank you, my favorite Tartar

[worldly ridge]

Thank you my favorite Kurd

[naive shell]

I am not kurd 😡
My country exists

[worldly ridge]

I forgot your Armenian, sorry

Armenians and Kurds have one thing in common

[naive shell]

Hunted by turkey?

[worldly ridge]

I a Bedouin, will avenge you Armenians, with my SWE skills in this western chauvinist world.

[naive shell]

Thank you juhaynam al-otaybi

[worldly ridge]

Your welcome, Gamal Abdel Nasser

[chilly steeple]

Anytime, Dr. Mohammad Morsi

[worldly ridge]

Right back at you, Bashar al-Assad

[chilly steeple]

That's doctor Bashar Al-Assad for you

[worldly ridge]

You are my favorite Maronite @chilly steeple

[chilly steeple]

fr? omw to join the falanges

[worldly ridge]

My grandpa was in the CNT-FAI, I will destroy you now.

[chilly steeple]

gonna start penis inspection day for circumcision brb

[chilly steeple]

fr? funny coincidence my dad's cousin works at Franco he said he knows your grandpa

[worldly ridge]

This is my grandma

[worldly ridge]

What did he say about my Grandpa?

[chilly steeple]

what's her @ ?

[chilly steeple]

he said he's a cool dude but sadly a commie 😔

[worldly ridge]

My Grandma married a Yugoslav Legionaire (my grandpa) that later joined the CNT FAI

[chilly steeple]

yooo no way my other uncle was the king of yugoslavia

[worldly ridge]

Well the commies betrayed my grandpa then Franco enslaved him

[worldly ridge]

No way, my uncle was tito and dethroned him

[chilly steeple]

small ass world

[worldly ridge]

Threw Franco and his men on Tito's mine pit

[chilly steeple]

nah now I gotta know your background
wyf big man

[worldly ridge]

Yugoslavian

I am not a Serb, or a Bosnian, or a Croation, etc

I am Yugoslavian

[chilly steeple]

yeah I'm from the UAR myself

[worldly ridge]

Tell me this is the best song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iGHOaMEVQk

What could've been

[chilly steeple]

is this asba7 3ndi al aan bondoqiya?

lemme see

oh this one

goated

I love abdelwahab

unironically my favorite arabic artist

abdelhalim's voice goated too

https://open.spotify.com/track/0uJDPlP8M8GX3rtkN42zmw?si=95574d883024477b

https://open.spotify.com/album/51E5O0fLcEDXyBUlfPxzQS?si=prREcEE6S8CoBpxR3zCGsg
or if you're more patriotic

[worldly ridge]

You are my favorite Spanish Pan Arab Maronite, may one day Arab Spring II bring the masses together to bring a united Arabic world.

[chilly steeple]

Thank you my favorite bediouin yugoslav patriot

[magic cave]

Too many larpers here

I just want to know how to find a job

[worldly ridge]

My grandpa fought angainst Franco, joined the KKE in Greece's civil war, and joined the intentional bridgade angainst the Axis, he was part of the brigade that captured Mussolini in Italy. I am not a yugoslavian patriot, everyone's struggle from opression is mine as well.

[chilly steeple]

My bad, my advice is to keep applying and editing resume no problem

Jokes aside if you have questions post them I might be able to help

[vale solstice]

When applying to US jobs from Canada, do you guys u use a US address and phone number?

[barren sinew]

No

[magic cave]

Ok I'm not getting any OAs or interviews

Should I do 5 Leetcode mediums or 1 hard tonight

[chilly steeple]

Neither if you're not getting OA tnq

[wheat comet]

im estonian.

[worldly ridge]

I'm conscripted in Belarus and we will take over the Baltic States.

I was a kid when I was conscripted in the Sacred War. Now I have experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq3OUlWabng

[magic cave]

Ok so 25 easys?

It's almost 11

[chilly steeple]

depends if george soros will crash the london market again this year or not

lemme ask

[worldly ridge]

Nah Rupert Murdoch would save UK

[magic cave]

Bro don't you?

I'm just a beggar

😢

😳😳😳

More

But you need like $700k to be rich in Canada

[drifting shore]

amazon

[naive shell]

Is this legit guys?

Just got reached out

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-fat-monkey-fat-monkey-eating-monkey-eating-monkey-lettuce-gif-2566674034511570860

[quartz ridge]

Trend Micro

[waxen oriole]

any canadian get google oa

[magic cave]

@vivid fiber :(

[worldly ridge]

@BeastMode is going, are you going?

You've been to an Israeli protest, a palestinain protest, you could attend this one and complete your experience in Toronto

[last parcel]

Am I invited

[worldly ridge]

You are a landlord, you are not allowed

@weak gazelle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DD_dj3kFNY

This reminded of the Korean Movie Parasite, where the poor suffered extremely due to weather extreme weather conditions, while the rich did not feel its affects at all. How is Modhi going to solve this?

[naive shell]

He'll just do an interview with his stans telling us about his favorite fruits

Xi Jinping would have never let this happen had he ruled India

@chilly steeple thoughts?

[magic cave]

The flooding wasn't real

It was allegory

[naive shell]

they were imagining the water?

[magic cave]

Yes

[chilly steeple]

Vision 2020 was gonna happen but then bjp took over
If they kept manmohan's vision we'd be speaking hindi rn

[magic cave]

Rewatch the movie please

[chilly steeple]

Run that market liberalization NOW

[naive shell]

Parasite overrated
Reach Borat, now thats an allegory

[magic cave]

By the way, how come there are so many religious zealots on Bay

I'm trying to apply for jobs but someone harassed me today about abortion

[naive shell]

which bay?

[chilly steeple]

Borat is my waifu

[chilly steeple]

Pirate bay

[naive shell]

MAH WAIF

[magic cave]

#bay_area

[chilly steeple]

Stop having abortions in broad daylight

[magic cave]

Job hotspot

[chilly steeple]

Keep it in the clinic

[naive shell]

LMAO

[magic cave]

You can walk into the office and give your resume

[naive shell]

these woke liberals, having abortions anywhere

keep it behing closed doors

[chilly steeple]

Frrr back in my day we did it in clinics mfs just aborting in dundas square

[naive shell]

i'll give you a punch abortion
call it DIY

[chilly steeple]

Saw a homeless guy collecting fetuses the other day too

[magic cave]

A homeless guy followed me home

Mfs tryna collect 170k engineers too

I actually was so productive when I was timed out

[naive shell]

did you let him in? I think you should have given him a home. live together perhaps

[magic cave]

We're full

8 people in a 1br

[naive shell]

yall can cuddle and fit in extra 8

[magic cave]

By the way

Y'all gotta hop on the Qc job market

[last parcel]

No lmao

I wish

[torpid turtle]

Is Montreal job market really that better? I don’t really apply since they usually have bilingual reqs

[odd pike]

The job market is much smaller. Also, jobs in mtl on average pay a lot less than its counterparts in Toronto and Vancouver.

[chilly steeple]

You can get away with only english in private sector in montreal in small-medium sized companies but I wouldn't suggest it if it's not a remote position simply for their tax rates.

Non-mtl QC province it gets harder

It's more limited to find jobs there for non-french speaking people but not impossible. Go wherever you find opportunity

Quebec taxes are quiet insane compared to rest of Canada but if you work out of province you'll get it back in tax return

[magic cave]

Are you a Quebecer too?)

[halcyon arrow]

Lower pay + higher income taxes but lower cost of living

[chilly steeple]

Company is but I'm remote

[magic cave]

Montreal is really great

I'm in a 3br for $1200

[chilly steeple]

Pre 2022 rent was fantastic there

In mtl

Now it's still less than ontario but not as great as before

[magic cave]

Post 22 rent is still good

[chilly steeple]

Could be better could ne worse cheaper than my current rent in ontario anyways lul

[magic cave]

You can get a 3br for 1br price

[halcyon arrow]

I want montreal life without quebec income taxes

[magic cave]

Housing 🔥

[worldly ridge]

Why do we always talk about $ and investments? What happened to helping the needy? What happen to spreading love? Perhaps we should help the needy? This is not meek beheavior. Remember what Jesus says "learn from Me, for I am gentle [meek] and humble in heart" (Matthew 11:29)

Perhaps this is why Jesus was killed. Jesus was killed because he was helping those in need and insprired others that they can live a dignified life instead of a life poverty, which the people in charge did not like as it could spark a revolution. Something to consider.

Perhaps Modhi will kill Jesus if Jesus was reborn in this timeline. As modhi would eat fruits instead of helping the mumbai kids.

@weak gazelle

Is liberation of the oppressed via socio-economic and political liberation not what Jesus teaches? Perhaps Modhi should look into Liberation theology to understand the material analysis of the works of one of the greatest revolutionaries, Jesus Christ.

@chilly steeple @magic cave @naive shell

[worldly ridge]

As Jesus said, why does Modhi live in a palace, while there are mumbai kids starving and picking up garbage and explited in child labor.

[naive shell]

Modhi should look into stepping down and giving someone else a chance at running the country cause he is running it into the groung

[naive shell]

He need the guillotine treatment

Let them eat cake

@worldly ridge you should run for Indian prime minister, I'll vote for you

[chilly steeple]

Ngl jesus would've support a land value tax movement

Henry george tried to spread the word of the LORD
But the evil New Yorkers didn't listen

[worldly ridge]

We shall be the Jean Paul Murat and Maximilien Robespierre and overthrow prime miniser Modhi to abolish poverty from the masses of India. The kids of mumbai slums will be with us in our effort of creating the Mumbai comnune.

Thank you, our time will come. There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.

[naive shell]

God punished in 2001 for not listening

[worldly ridge]

Jesus would've enacted land reforms and expropriated the investment properties owned by landlords of Toronto and Mumbai gave it to the peasents . But Toronto shun Jesus and worshipped the religion of housing and Mumbai is not a Christian nation

Poor countries like India, Pakistan, Bangladesh are not under developed. They are over-exploited. (Revelations 1:13)

It is at this time where we must reflect and question who are exploiting them. As per Jesus' words.

[runic dawn]

that’s honestly the best

can’t believe I moved from mtl to Toronto to look for jobs 🤡

[halcyon arrow]

Did u see the unemployment rate for toronto before u moved?

[runic dawn]

no

it’s cooked anyway

[plucky ridge]

who else up contemplatin???

[magic cave]

Contemplating?

It's time for work lil bro

[magic cave]

Unless you're wfh Cuba like me

[runic dawn]

damn bro

[chilly steeple]

If jesus was in the modern age, they'd name the Mandela effect after him.

[worldly ridge]

If jesus was in the modern age, they'd name the Havana syndrome as Bethlehem syndrome

[worldly ridge]

Perhaps you should start an encampment for Cuba just like you did with Alex for the palestinains? The western sanctions on the little island of Cuba must end as it has caused massive collective suffering for the people.

Despite the sanctions and shortages due to the sanctions, Cuban people has a higher home ownership rate then Canada.

What does this say about Trudeau's society?

[magic cave]

It's not like sanctions prevent the import of houses

[worldly ridge]

You at work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJGFBHXpWy4

You dont do jack except sword dancing

[tardy dawn]

Has anyone interned with a company called Seismic👀

[magic cave]

Do you think it costs less than a house in Bloorville

[weak gazelle]

Hi @worldly ridge

[weak gazelle]

Why don’t u move to China then lil bro

[worldly ridge]

Because unlike you, I have loved ones in India living in Mumbai slums and I want them to live a prosperous, dignified life uplifted from poverty rather then just escaping to a different country.

How would you feel if you were a rickshaw drivier in Mumbai slums not being able to afford rent if you cant work for less than 16 hours in a middle of heatwave?

[weak gazelle]

Then what u doing in Canada

[tough void]

anyone did yelp OA ?

[worldly ridge]

My parents were Yugoslavians with Serbian background from Sarajevo who got displaced from Bosnia in the Yugoslavian war. You dont know the horrors they feel when Bosnians crank out this song at their neighborhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGgl9KT9rE

They are refuges in Canada now becasue Yugoslavia is no more. We have no more country.

[weak gazelle]

[worldly ridge]

Oh I thought you like to steal from food banks and the poor

[weak gazelle]

[worldly ridge]

What is the difference between you and canadian politicans

Liar, steal from the poor, what else

Brunei is a Western client state to weaken SEA, just like the forced creation of Malaysia

I hope one day SEA will unite together and rise up to their oppresors

Nice Kefffiyeh, perhaps you and girl should wear an Abayah next?

Modhi would incarnerate you if you wore a Keffiyeh and an Abayah in Mumbai

Im happy you are able to escape from him, friend.

There is no minaret nearby in Juhu beach

It goes to show how Modhi governs the country

[broken whale]

When did u get it?

[stable ravine]

I gatekeep gl

[magic cave]

It was sent about a week ago

[broken whale]

U got it too?

[magic cave]

Rip 😟

[tardy dawn]

Just wanting to hear about the experience because I got the offer but ok

[naive shell]

dw, @stable ravine is a dirty liar he works at citadel securities, he dont know shit about seismic
also congrats

[naive shell]

this what a perfect world looks like

[stone osprey]

Anyone got yelp OA?

[magic cave]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8v_RmQOUWl/

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Omg we need one 😍

@worldly ridge

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVlYxmdbYqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVCDKfV69wA

[magic cave]

https://youtu.be/0R8IbpKXavM

[worldly ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qguo-j5PxBE

[jagged geyser]

Anybody hear back from 1Password fall yet?

[agile jolt]

Got the offer just now

[jagged geyser]

what team?

[agile jolt]

Billing and Payments

[jagged geyser]

congrats!!

[agile jolt]

Nah jk

[vague totem]

Has anyone heard from Hitachi Rail - Software Analyst Intern?

[analog current]

Got rejected from all of them 😔

[mint gorge]

Congrats on 1Password

[magic cave]

Congrats on 1password

I think 1password is so stupid

What if I need to make accounts for 2 websites?

[broken jungle]

did anyone ever do intuit interview before?

[tranquil goblet]

anyone have a link to the EA intern/FTE server (if there is one?

[mint gorge]

Congrats on EA

[quartz ridge]

Joma

[wheat comet]

Did you get interview?

[quartz ridge]

Jim’s tech

[tribal cypress]

what is the Jim's tech?

[gloomy trellis]

I got it as well

Has there been any other update?

[ruby ridge]

What exp did you have?

[broken jungle]

ya

[gloomy trellis]

2YoE

[halcyon arrow]

https://youtu.be/IXBC85SGC0Q?si=ddRuI40S_yTR0h1A

Do u guys think this guy can pass 4 rounds of LC hards?

[vivid fiber]

He probably isnt asked LC hards

The more senior you are

The less common LC style qs are

LC style qs are most common for entry to jr level positions

Since the majority of students are not contributing to the Linux kernel

And thus dont have a wealth of experience to showcase as proof of their expertise

[halcyon arrow]

Google didn't hire the homebrew creator because he couldn't invert a binary tree

[vivid fiber]

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree

[azure junco]

my life goal is to be so successful that I can get hired without even interviewing

just hop between companies as a distinguished engineer

[plucky ridge]

so he still coping about being unable to invert a binary tree lmao

[tacit zenith]

has anyone done intuit interview before?

[magic cave]

Same

They've started calling Messi the Kevin Faang of Soccer

[vivid fiber]

@worldly ridge please dont discuss politics here

[worldly ridge]

Sorry me and @plucky ridge were just talking about the French revoltuion

[vivid fiber]

Np just keep it to the dms

[plucky ridge]

moderator, even though i believe we did no wrong, i want to apologize. we meant no harm. please allow matada to live. thank you.

[vivid fiber]

I'll consider it

[plucky ridge]

your magnanimity knows no bounds, you grace us again with your kindness and let us flourish in your garden.

[ripe sand]

💀

[vivid fiber]

Truly, my mercy is divine

[ripe sand]

stop your yapping sir you cannot yap as you are not just, you cannot yap as you are not him, you cannot yap as you are not divine.

[worldly ridge]

Merci mon ami, long live the monarchy , long live king Soulks XIV, long live the Chouannerie! I have been freed from the chains of my mistakes and changed my views. I shall build the Palace of Versailles with my own sweat and labor in exchagne of my gratitude.

I have this garden in my image and will build this.

[vivid fiber]

Enjoy the timeout

[timber basin]

hello did anyone else hear back from IBM?

[vivid fiber]

Thanks

[plucky ridge]

an absolutely exquisite image, and i look forward to walking this garden with you my good friend.

[plucky ridge]

the one anointed with the heavenly mandate smites the peasant, no one cries for they are not the peasant. a tale as old as time.

[ripe sand]

I shall not be timed out... I fight the anarachy, something only I have been bestowed to do. For the people who been oppressed I shall fight. I will not hesitate to get rid of this calamity as "nothing is bigger than the seed that grows up to the heavens".

[worldly ridge]

!No Pasarán! No Pasarán! ¡Ay Carmela! A las barricadas !

[vague totem]

Has anyone worked or is working at Hitachi Rail as a Software Analyst Intern?

[halcyon arrow]

https://x.com/WhatLayoff/status/1811037319719260277?s=19

The Layoff Tracker 🚨 (@WhatLayoff) on X

🚨 LAYOFF ALERT - Global 🌏

Intuit $INTU will lay off roughly 1,800 global employees, or 10% of its workforce as part of Intuit’s strategic transformation to enhance its AI-powered financial assistant, Intuit Assist, and shift its products to AI-native experiences.

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 1:58 PM

r.i.p. your childhood dreams

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave @quartz ridge they' cleared it

R.i.p Alex

I think he got charges for organizing :l

[magic cave]

https://www.mcgill.ca/campussafety/emergency-management/updates

@peak herald

[tardy gulch]

Did all internship postings just get vapourized

[fluid harness]

not yet hbu. i heard they already interviewed

[worldly ridge]

@peak herald how are things on the ground

why didnt they just stay

I think we all collectively should do a rent strike and encamp on the streets of Toronto

[broken whale]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-07-10/intuit-to-cull-10-of-employees-in-latest-round-of-tech-layoffs

edmonton office gone

[timber basin]

i just got an email saying i moved to the next stage

idk what that means

[fluid harness]

i got that like a month ago lmao

[timber basin]

for data scientist?

[fluid harness]

SWE

[timber basin]

i heard someone here got an offer for SDE but he declined

[fluid harness]

figures

[timber basin]

idk why the SDE position is still opened tho

[chilly ridge]

Has anyone done a Toronto Intuit SWE intern interview, just got an interview today. Would really appreciate if someone is willing to share their experience 🙏🙏

[kind tundra]

was there a way of changing your resume aside from updating your profile?

whe applying

[full prairie]

Anyone know how valuable is Mozilla backend intern on resume for securing internships in US? How is its reputation in tech industry? How does it compare to companies like Ford, Huawei, AMD?

[reef niche]

what are your thoughts on Ford/Huawei/AMD?

[chilly ridge]

Nope

[magic cave]

Ask @weak gazelle

And @glad echo

[full prairie]

Thanks lol I haven't found many people interned there on LinkedIn

[full prairie]

I have interned at Ford and Huawei and recently had an interview with AMD

[timber basin]

at mozilla?

ik someone there i met at a hackathon

honestly i thought that company died

[tough knot]

it’s almost dead

[tender coral]

Are you thinking of Motorolla? Cause Mozilla is the Firefox company

[timber basin]

mozilla the firefox

[tough knot]

Motorola is almost dead too

[timber basin]

let bro rest

[vague gale]

Anyone get 1password?

[worldly ridge]

@magic cave @weak gazelle @idle plover @quartz ridge
Rodney Oyster House

[idle plover]

dude youre so rich

wtf

[worldly ridge]

Start makign 6 figs and this is nothing lil bro

[idle plover]

i'm lucky to even get 5 figs someday

[worldly ridge]

You graduated uni and you still live with your parents, no need to tell me your not thriving in life becasue I already know.

[idle plover]

i can't afford to move into a 6000 sqft mansion like you

[worldly ridge]

Yeah my grandparents got rich after arresting Rosa Luxemborg and Karl Liebknecht. Too bad your grandparents made no historical impact in society.

[magic cave]

I don't get it

[worldly ridge]

I was just sharing my dinner tonight

[wheat comet]

wheres the invite

[worldly ridge]

It was just me and my gf, I will invite you next time

We can eat omakase?

Unless you make below 6 figs...

[wheat comet]

coulda made it a double date

[wheat comet]

...

u can spot me

😅

[magic cave]

Is Rodney's Oyster House expensive

Does Mr. Kuna actually pull?

[wheat comet]

probably around a 100 per person

[magic cave]

That's normal no?

[worldly ridge]

Its okay srrf, I still love you regardless of your economic income, I was just trying to consider if I should pitch in for you as well

[worldly ridge]

Did you ever eat at Copacabana?

If you havent, I can tell you are part of the poverty class

[wheat comet]

fellow Balkans look out for each other

[magic cave]

I have a reservation at Quetzal this Saturday

[wheat comet]

its so mid

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-dinner-gregory-dillard-the-outlaws-lonely-alone-gif-25276266

[magic cave]

It's booked out everytime I wanna go

[wheat comet]

yea

overhyped i feel

[magic cave]

Ok I have a reservation at Dreyfus on Friday

And trying to plan something with Don Alfonso, PAI, and Lake Enez

Wdyt of the picks

[worldly ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/turbofolk-tito-broz-josip-gif-8414357

[worldly ridge]

Bro just go to Mexico city at that point lmao

Their Tlayuda looks depressing

[magic cave]

Too expensive

I'd rather stay at a Toronto 1Br for 3000/month

I really liked native tongues taqueria in Calgary

[vale solstice]

they get the enjoy the life and sounds of toronto

https://tenor.com/view/fall-down-this-is-happening-working-failed-out-of-control-gif-17686063

[plucky ridge]

no way you ate all this, youre a big boy

j'pense pas que tu as manger tous ça

but i suppose a roi could pull it off

c'est noble et stylé ca, t'as de la classe bien sur

génial, quel est l'état actuel des plans?

[peak herald]

It was just homeless people the past few days

There were 2 reports of ODs

[magic cave]

Escondite Drummond in Montreal

[magic cave]

https://x.com/bl68471602/status/1810873053443686455

Peter (@bl68471602) on X

@MrStache9 This is insane.

Warehouse worker make over $100000. Some almost $130000.
Customer service over $100000.

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 3:05 AM

I need to get a job at LCBO

[magic cave]

my unemployed what

[plucky ridge]

excusez moi pour le rtrd réponse, je pense que tous les partis avant-garde sont vielle et ennuyeux. donc, j'pense qu'on doit cree qque chose plus magnifique, pt-etre le parti d'albanie canadienne?

[azure junco]

what the hell did I just read

[plucky ridge]

literally wouldnt let me send the message 6 times until i realized the word for latein french is BANNED here

[magic cave]

I feel like I always get the busy managers

1:1s always get cancelled 🥱

[magic cave]

You must provide context

[magic cave]

Whatever you think the world is withholding from you, you are withholding from the world.

[strange trail]

follow and share this repo if you can, hoping to include almost every posting in canada as in the past some of the repos have missed many of them. https://github.com/IsaiahIruoha/Canadian-Tech-And-Business-Internships-Summer-2025

[fluid harness]

anyone get anything from scotiabank

for fall

[magic cave]

I agree

With the proliferation of AI taking all our jobs, Canadians will soon be like this

This is no fault of Modhi or culture differences, simply the natural evolution of a dying job market

[azure junco]

what does it take to get a 1password interview

why do they reject me every year

[teal remnant]

Does Canadian new grad market even exist

[azure junco]

yes

there's 3 jobs open

[teal remnant]

Let’s goo thanks !!

[azure junco]

oh interesting ig they do keyword marching for their tech stack when filtering bc i have similar experience

[magic cave]

One's value only goes as far as their labour. Once the rich and powerful like @weak gazelle have access to unprecedented computing power and the eventual automation of physical processes, why would you keep anyone else around?

Yeah

I have a jira board with tickets like "refill the gas" and "do laundry"

[azure junco]

Can you send me a jira template for this? I'm trying to get experience as a PM and I think using this on my roommates would be good practice

[lapis tide]

must be ex wayfair

[azure junco]

Apparently not

[lapis tide]

ex

not current

[azure junco]

Do you think they take current Microsoft employees?

[lapis tide]

no

[magic cave]

Use Kanban board on Notion

Create properties for name, assignee, story points, and description

Every week groom two weeks worth of washing dishes, etc.

Layoff underperformers

[regal lotus]

Anyone know intuit sde intern salary in Toronto

Is standard for everyone or negotiable

[halcyon arrow]

tim hortons

[azure junco]

do you still want to work at Intuit after what they pulled today

[regal lotus]

I’m just better, I don’t have to worry about poor performance

Some people are just not putting in enough work. 9-5 is the bare minimum. If you aren’t working weekends and sacrificing your personal wellbeing for the best SaaS ever made, then you truly don’t deserve to be at Intuit.

Turbotax has been humanity’s greatest invention.

[azure junco]

Almost half of the people laid off were not due to performance but they all got lumped in together

[azure junco]

This is based though

[halcyon arrow]

U got the offer from them?

[broken whale]

Bro is that guy @regal lotus

Congrats on turbotax

[regal lotus]

Turbotax > OpenAI

[rare carbon]

lol no way the whole edmonton office people are "low-performancer"

[vivid fiber]

Hey, this is a cs server

I'm going to

Time you out

[floral tiger]

didn't Intuit layoff mostly marketing people

they also said their going to hire more engineers though

[mighty sluice]

def makes sense considering their interview is pure behavioural i think

[analog current]

Be in Waterloo

[reef niche]

how is 110K TC in canada? is this good

[vague totem]

anyone work at hitachi rail as a software analyst intern?

[magic cave]

Almost double the mean

But it's not good

[reef niche]

why not good

[magic cave]

You can't even buy anything with that amount

Like hypothetically if you get a one BR for a year at 2.7k

That's a generous $32000 a year

And after taxes it becomes $70000, rent is eating up half your income

It's way ahead of the curve compared to other Canadians but it is ultimately futile

[drifting shore]

poverty?

[magic cave]

It's enough I think

But frankly it's a little ridiculous to make twice the average income as a new grad and it's just "enough"

[drifting shore]

fr,i dont understand how the average person lives in vancouver

[broken whale]

reach Hastings

[analog current]

Therefore it’s not good 😔

[naive shell]

crashing???????
who's driving them?

[magic cave]

Shit does this mean I should stop pursuing my realtor's license

@worldly ridge @weak gazelle @idle plover @quartz ridge

The thing that sucks about these high-end places is they never put everything at once for a food spread 😮‍💨

@wheat comet

[idle plover]

i'm so poor

[magic cave]

Check Craiglist

There's a lot

[marsh thorn]

I wouldn't call housing prices going from 1.2 million to 1 million a crash

because they are insanely overpriced

[azure junco]

for what level? for a new grad this is great

[azure junco]

rich

rent prices aren't going down though 🫠

my building is still charging $3500 for a 2br

to be honest i'm actually heavily considering it now 😭

although mine is cheaper because ive been living there since 2022

i pay less than 3000

i yearn for the day when i can rent a 1br for $1000 a month

[marsh thorn]

Bruh, 0.8 is statistically insignificant

[marsh thorn]

no there isn't

vacancy rates are at record lows

[chilly steeple]

@naive shell hey are you a mod?

[naive shell]

no

[chilly steeple]

Sorry assumed you are given your body's build. Nevermind

[naive shell]

bodyshaming? in this server? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[chilly steeple]

Sorry wasn't meant to shame, i apologize for the generalization

[naive shell]

I'll have you know, modding a server is full time job, because of that I might not get time to exercise or even get out of my chair for elongated periods of time

you should be thanking me for my unpaid service

[chilly steeple]

I'm sorry please forgive me.
I would like to offer a month of discord nitro (full) as a gift, please accept it.

[naive shell]

my discord kittens will hear about this
they will be very mad

[raw ocean]

does google sponsor canadians to US offices?

for intern

[fickle juniper]

Heyo

join this event: #events message

[naive shell]

Leonidas a badass name

[fickle juniper]

He is a badass dude

Bro works at Asana in Van

[timber basin]

music to my ears

[marsh thorn]

it's only by one percent each month

you won't even notice it

but still better than increasing

[timber basin]

Slow motion is better than no motion

[marsh thorn]

true

[quartz ridge]

What’s a good Toronto salary?

For a new graduate?

[ruby ridge]

10 Vbucks

[quartz ridge]

?

60k?

[ruby ridge]

ya it maps to around that

[analog current]

stop lying to man

[marsh thorn]

anything above 75k is good for Canadian standards

anything above 100k is pretty good

anything above 125k is excellent

for Canadian new grad standards, not reality*

[quartz ridge]

Do you mean for total comp or base(

[marsh thorn]

base

stocks don't matter if it's not publicly traded

and sign on bonuses are heavily taxed anyways

[magic cave]

Are you a cultivator

[marsh thorn]

why?

[magic cave]

Will I see you in the jianghu

[marsh thorn]

what?

what's are you talking about?

[magic cave]

@ruby ridge It's over

[ruby ridge]

His dao is lacking

[analog current]

canada not so good

[weak gazelle]

Canada is the most based country in North America

[vivid fiber]

@outer edge please avoid sending something like this again, thanks

[analog current]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIvHaIjBKOQ

[chilly steeple]

Even if you disagre it's still in the top 3 countries in NA

[vital girder]

There is actually 23 countries in North America 🤓

[lost lark]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-boys-s3-antony-starr-homelander-gif-26260905

[magic cave]

What about Indonesia and Congo?

Canada is top 5 at mos

[chilly steeple]

Mutha fuck the 23 it's just the big 3

Any1 got the government of cuba swe intern OA

[magic cave]

Ask @worldly ridge and @wheat comet

[junior obsidian]

Hi! Has anyone done an internship for Statistics Canada before? Hoping to ask some questions about their experience

[dreamy plover]

How’s the new grad market like rn vs 2022-2023

[magic cave]

Worse

You're competing with ex-layoffs, bootcamp grads, "tech fast tracks", AI developers, and international devs

[magic ether]

Canada chat I maiss you

[mint nacelle]

Can anyone please share template for Cold Emailing for Internships please.

[marsh thorn]

Does cold emailing even work?

[vivid fiber]

Yes

[marsh thorn]

How? To who?

the hiring manager?

the HR department?

wouldn't they just tell you to apply on their website?'

[vivid fiber]

I reccomend reading these articles:

• https://www.nicksingh.com/posts/cold-email-tips-to-land-your-dream-job-with-examples
• https://www.cscareers.dev/blog/landing-software-engineer-interviews-through-cold-emailing

After reading those articles. Try using these two tools to get emails. You can also try linkedin dming.

• https://www.apollo.io/
• https://clearbit.com/resources/tools/connect

[marsh thorn]

won't you get rejected and ghosted a LOT?

[vivid fiber]

Did you read the articles

[marsh thorn]

and did you get one using this method, or do you know someone that did?

[vivid fiber]

Yes and yes

[marsh thorn]

wait, tell me about how cold emailing got you something

[vivid fiber]

There's not much to say

I applied

Was ghosted

Cold emailed a bunch of recruiters

One replied

[marsh thorn]

how many?

until one responded?

[vivid fiber]

Idr

[drifting shore]

u only need one

[marsh thorn]

was it at Bonzai, or that startup before snap?

[vivid fiber]

No it was at Square

I didn't end up taking it

[marsh thorn]

oh, I see

also

Linkedin DMing

only works for in mail

meaning you have to pay for Linkedin Premium

if you connect with a recruiter you'll get drowned out by all the other connection requests

[drifting shore]

linkedin doesnt work

[marsh thorn]

no, it can work if you pay for premium and use in mail

[magic cave]

It can work for free

[azure junco]

Sometimes I miss the Canada chat brainrot

It was a funnier time

[azure junco]

I ghost 90% of the messages I get on linkedin

And assume most recruiters so the same unless they're actively searching for a candidate

[paper ether]

andre and pork

[azure junco]

Exactly

Rip Andre rip Pork

Your queries will never be forgotten. I was always receiving them

[chilly steeple]

Good Morning to those who celebrate it

[magic ether]

i love the queries

[kind tundra]

has anyone done autodesk technical before for intern role? They said its whiteboarding but aint that just another way of just saying lc?

is it also team dependent?

[magic cave]

Whiteboarding can be sys des

[chilly steeple]

non-binary okay?

[slim girder]

anyone get the early career google assessment thing?

[opal goblet]

u said man/woman what if they’re neither?

…

[weak gazelle]

Based

Will do for $3000-$5000 every Wednesday

bro

yea ez

dm if u want to know trick

no

dm

[chilly steeple]

😭

[magic cave]

300-500 a week is literally min wage

The secret to being happy is being unemployed but making 500k/year

[fickle juniper]

Wow I never thought I’d see such wise advice on this server

Have u considered applying to be the pope?

[chilly steeple]

He's a cardinal rn just waiting for francis to retire or die

8yoe at vatican atm but sure he'll reach managerial

[fallen mason]

yo guys a recruiter from huawei reached out to me after i applied to schedule a "chat" about the position

should i prep for this like a behavioural interview?

[sour zodiac]

Bruh should I do intuit interview?

[hollow patio]

has anyone gotten a google oa for their swe summer 2025 internship in toronto/mtl/waterloo?

[polar dune]

yea

[hollow patio]

do yk if it's auto

[polar dune]

its not

[lyric hull]

Hi! Does anyone know if Shopify allows push backs?

[polar dune]

Most likely not

[lyric hull]

:(

[hybrid owl]

how tf did ppl get a google oa bruh

[ruby ridge]

Is location Iran OK?

[stable ravine]

What if im not a he/she

[noble field]

Is it ok if I use my Samsung galaxy s6 to code I don’t have a pc

[mint gorge]

Good Night To Those Who Celebrate It

[magic cave]

It's morning now

[weak gazelle]

i already gave u my rates

[weak gazelle]

It’s $3000-$5000

[azure junco]

Hey I'm looking for a butler. Are you interested? I'm paying $30-$50 rates

[weak gazelle]

Per second?

Sure

[azure junco]

Per week , but you get experience and exposure in the industry

[chilly steeple]

Are non-humans applicable?

https://tenor.com/view/you-da-dawg-gif-24298040

Arf arf

[tight gale]

Hello my friend @vivid fiber would be interested

[weak gazelle]

racist

Their pronouns are they/was

Waz

[weak gazelle]

bro

@grim bridge

I said ethnicity

not nationality

[chilly steeple]

Fuck Your Ethnicity on Section 80 by Kendrick Lamar

[mint gorge]

My pronouns are goat/goated

[terse portal]

Has anyone done an interview at Intuit for Fall 2024 yet?

[minor spruce]

when did you hear back?

[neon willow]

Hi any tips for Robinhood Web Engineer JavaScript interview?

[broken whale]

How?

[terse portal]

like couple days ago

wbu

[minor spruce]

I Haven’t heard yet

[velvet gate]

when’d u apply

[timber basin]

only rejection for me

[azure junco]

Anyone here interned at Crowdstrike?

[magic cave]

@analog current

[tacit stag]

😭 who crashed prod

[analog current]

What

Wrong person

[magic cave]

No I'm correct

[analog current]

Ok

Ya

I’ve worked there

[neon willow]

University Recruitment

[velvet gate]

is there any fall internships that are still open? 🥲

where

[stone osprey]

does anyone have any resources to compare springboot reactive vs non reactive

[polar dune]

its over im sorry

[copper roost]

Anyone interview for manulife group advanced analytics coop?

[magic cave]

Hey just send me your resume

[halcyon arrow]

Did u hear back from them?

[analog current]

I was the intern who broke the internet

[rare carbon]

Anyone heard back from Uber new grad

[spare echo]

Anyone done interview for blackberry fall yet?

[neat sluice]

did u end up getting it?

[undone bramble]

Nope

[neat sluice]

how far did u get?

[chilly steeple]

Hello

Good night

[wheat comet]

i am free .

[magic cave]

Welcome back 🐳

[worldly ridge]

Salam Malaykum Habibi, I will be performing a dua for your return.

[magic cave]

Killed chat

It's over

[vague totem]

has anyone heard back from Hitachi Rail software analyst role yet?

[undone bramble]

3 interviews

[neat sluice]

ah rip how was the call w the coo?

[halcyon arrow]

Is that an AI company?

[magic cave]

My manager

Is literally Paul Allen

He was talking about this restaurant he went to

And I told him it was cool and I'll check it out

It's booked for the next 30 days 😮‍💨

He doesn't know I have an 8:30 reservation at Eight in Calgary

[weak gazelle]

hi

hi @worldly ridge

@magic cave

[rustic idol]

whats up

[magic cave]

Heyyy :3

[chilly steeple]

@worldly ridge @wheat comet @magic cave

[wheat comet]

hello friend

[chilly steeple]

☺🌄Beautiful morning🌅🌅, you're the sun🌞 in↪ my 🌄morning 👧😍babe😘

Nothing unwanted📉🚫

[worldly ridge]

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away

[chilly steeple]

If 👶young👶 Metro🔥 🚫don't🚫 trust😇 you👉🚫 I'm gon' 😠🔫shoot🔫 you☺

[worldly ridge]

Do it 🔫 I do not want to be a hamster in a hamster wheel in the dimensions of space anymore.

[wheat comet]

What is this goyslop I am seeing this morning gents.

[worldly ridge]

I just want to cuddle with @magic cave

[wheat comet]

Please do better.

[wheat comet]

wa alaikum assalam 7ayati

Thank you for your duaa

I will make zakaat in your name

[chilly steeple]

You might 💪 think 🧠 you've peeped 👀🤤 the scene 🎬

You haven't; 😤🚫 the real one's 😳 far too mean 😈

The watered 💦💦 down 1️⃣, the 1️⃣ you know 🤨

Was made up 😑 centuries 👴 ago

They 🧓👴👵 made it sound 🦻 all wack 👎 and corny 😔

Yes, it's awful 😡—blasted-boring 🥱

[worldly ridge]

shukran, I will be replacing the CN tower with a minaret to celebrate 🙏

[chilly steeple]

The calipha of mississauga will move the cn tower to the capital of the ummah

[wheat comet]

Grow up. Fr. -_-

[worldly ridge]

Shekih @chilly steeple 😻

[wheat comet]

mashallah

[worldly ridge]

The Rogers center will be our Mecca

[chilly steeple]

(゜ロ゜)

[wheat comet]

o_O

-_-

[worldly ridge]

Good talk. Need to perform my Adhan now habibis

Have a good day mashallah.

[chilly steeple]

thank you imam, may allah guide you throughout the rightious path '

[magic cave]

@ soulks

[vague totem]

I sent you a dm

[broken whale]

just got experience gapped by a company in the second last round

when will the suffering end?

[azure junco]

hopefully by 2025 if they reduce rates

otherwise it's so joever

can we even say joever anymore

[broken whale]

so unemployed till 2025?

[magic cave]

2028 minimum

[stable ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-hanging-kill-gif-13667568

[ruby ridge]

Nah you say "we're trumped"

[outer edge]

How is waterloo ece

[magic cave]

I have bad news. . .

[quartz ridge]

Hi guys

I am practicing for gooogle interview. Eh while …. Should I learn abstraction or doctor racket? What is preferred… to prepare for Kafka or instead to read clean code?

I am think of a good strategy for the prep

Let me know if you agree or are in harmony with my wits end

So number one I’m thinking of reading Alex Xu to prepare for behavioural round. Number 2 I will do hackerrank without checking solution. Number 3 I will buy a few udemy course on Java DSA and last I will try to touch type for faster gravitation.

[magic cave]

I'm sorry but this isn't working out for me. You aren't the man I added on Discord.

What happened to those bygone drawn out nights discussing raving, the encampments, Bay street applications, and how the TC in Canada is?

[azure junco]

I think you also need to consider prepping type speed. Purchase a premium subscription to typeracer, as it will be one of the first interview questions you get ("how many words can you type per minute?")

[halcyon arrow]

Practice coding on Google docs

[magic ether]

I have a query

[placid dawn]

any good companies hiring

[plucky ridge]

mcdonald always hire my friend

[quartz ridge]

This will really do some help?

No code run?

What does it mean

For Google you never compile and run?

Seems like an Amazonian principle…

Upsert this notion and actually use your Atom IDE. Don’t be sheepish and a cantankerous mejei and assume code is working because of logical coherence….

[lapis tide]

@quartz ridge how do you find the accusation of the cobol developer of sheepishness and radical meekness consistent?

[halcyon arrow]

Yeah thats how they do their coding interviews

[azure junco]

The average Cobol developer is much meeker and well understood of core CS concepts than any other language. Cobol developers have true understanding of OS concepts and like to write assembly and compilers. Their meekness beseeches

[quartz ridge]

The cobol is nothing compared to a Fortran fanatic. The symbolism of the fire and the unholy concubine is present.

[quartz ridge]

Nothing matters if you can’t reverse a linked list on your death bed

[lapis tide]

why do you continue ejaculating these vile erroneous inheritances?

[halcyon arrow]

Helllooooooo

[worldly ridge]

@wheat comet @chilly steeple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSj2mLnqR-c

Was listening on my commute

Cannot wait for Jummah Mahshallah. Who is Ibadi here 🙏 ?

[polar dune]

Bro is too good

What your past exp

[quartz ridge]

This was a compositional instance of singleton…. There are few design patterns that encompass a pantroglodyte like yourself. I suggest therapy and a leetcode premium subscription

[lapis tide]

i can only afford one of those

and its certainly not therapy

[wheat comet]

stop we are gonna get 1 month ban

atleast relate it to cs

i listen to that while debugging ! it really helps !

[supple smelt]

Yeo

[wheat comet]

yo

do i know u

dont ping me

[supple smelt]

k

sorry

[wheat comet]

good boy

[supple smelt]

[halcyon arrow]

https://vxtwitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1815456500221100319?t=8ytgcb6zNarafbXlKLeB9A&s=19

[halcyon arrow]

I got these emails every year before 2022 irrelevant of YoE, very happy just to get them again.

[worldly ridge]

Sorry, I mentioned I listening on my commute to work

[polar dune]

Damn so u js get auto OA every time?

[halcyon arrow]

U don't get auto OA from amazon?

[polar dune]

never passed amazon screening

[polar dune]

they dont love me 😔

[polar dune]

Also is it for next summer?

[azure junco]

But yet you continue to superfluously profligate on personal accomodations as opposed to untramelled living by the likes of Diogenes

[worldly ridge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/1eav3qo/another_wave_of_layoffs_similar_to_2022_incoming/

It's Joever.

We are so back

[copper roost]

Time for greatness

[halcyon arrow]

Idk

https://x.com/liberal_party/status/1816126928887091630?t=fUpZui9QUQFTtvMwFa7cqw&s=19 😆

Liberal Party (@liberal_party) on X

BREAKING: The Bank of Canada just cut interest rates again.

We’re growing a strong economy that delivers for Canadians – and there’s still more work ahead.

Twitter · Jul 24, 2024, 3:02 PM

[analog current]

Rich dad poor dad was highkey a shit book

[wheat comet]

given that the author is a schizo, id say that's pretty accurate

[eternal fossil]

yeah dog shit book

it feeds on your want to be scummy

perpuating the idea of having to pay to live in shitty domiciles

fuck that guy

[floral tiger]

isnt he also over a billion dollars in debt

someone give me a small loan of a billion dollars, I promise i'll give it back

[analog current]

yea

there are wayyy better books

but the titok algo kept reccomending it to me when I was 15

[wheat comet]

U were prolly in the self help productivity pipeline

[analog current]

still am

i have many books on stoicism,philosophy

etc

[wheat comet]

I mean its a big trend now so its easy to be pulled into

[analog current]

but i do tereal shit

dont have social media

i was doing this years ago

[paper ether]

haven't heard from a company in 2 weeks, it's so joever

[azure junco]

i got offers from 2 companies where they ghosted me for a month after the final interview

sometimes if they're giving offers in rounds and you interviewed at the very start of the round you can be in limbo for a while

[lapis tide]

congrats

[fallen mason]

Anyone interviewed with huawei before?

for swe / ai / data / related

[broken whale]

C/c++ shop

[fallen mason]

wdym?

[broken whale]

they mostly work with c++/c

[fallen mason]

ah its over 😭

anyone have suggestions on concepts to brush up on for c/c++ concepts?

[broken whale]

 

*Also this role requires strong knowledge and experience with C, and C++ engineering. Its not too explicitly referenced in your resume; would you be able to describe in a few sentences how you have used C, and C++ in your projects or work?*

 

 

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[eternal fossil]

itll mostly be c++

so make sure you really do c++

[paper ether]

sig oa auto?

[velvet gate]

Yeah

[chilly steeple]

Good morning only to the real 1s

To the rest, good afternoon

[worldly ridge]

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