stonks

[sullen moth]

Yo buy Big Mac at least you’ll get a 800 calorie return

[nocturne glade]

Are we in a recession 🤔

[meager shadow]

Yes

[mystic pollen]

recession

[elder cape]

@hexed rose

[tight notch]

GME is the most manipulated stock I’ve ever seen

Can’t break past $45 though, a bunch of hedge funds have a stop at that price point

[nocturne glade]

Does the inflation reduction act reduce inflation

[silver kraken]

buy more bbby at the discount

🚀

[mental quiver]

my friend is still holding gme btw

[pearl kindle]

Good for him

What's dcaing

[tight notch]

Dollar cost averaging @pearl kindle

[vapid pewter]

[maiden shard]

Hello

[vapid pewter]

Why buy Walmart

is it really taht good of an investment(

[maiden shard]

nah

not for short term

but its good to hold for long term storage

like small gains over time

[vapid pewter]

Wouldn’t you rather just throw your money into VOO instead?

like does Walmart really beat our VOO long term

[maiden shard]

Tech/FinTech will make you big bank over small time

no

[vapid pewter]

Yeah that’s why I feel like Walmart is just bad

[maiden shard]

I have like 2-3k in both VOO and SPY

[vapid pewter]

sheesh

I got 5k in vangaurd

Then 600 on indivual stocks

[maiden shard]

I got 3k on VOO/SPY (1.5k each) 3k in other more niche ETFs (Tech, Renewable energy, etc) and like 2k on randos

so 8k total currently invested

[vapid pewter]

ohhh nice

[wind glade]

vanguards so bad

their market fundamentals have been in the shitter since last quarter

[latent walrus]

reddit nft lmao

[tight notch]

Bruh don’t be talking my boi down

You don’t exactly work at the top racket place yourself

[wind glade]

kid, you don't even know who i am

[latent sandal]

there is no finance channel here but i wanted some thoughts

i currently pay 32 percent tax from paycheck and im in cali

i get a fat return at the end when i file my taxes

i am getting an EV and there is a 7.5 tax credit in cali but from what I understand its up to 7500 refund on what you owe

so if I get any refund (above zero) i am losing on the program

is there a specific amount or a tip to get zero withholdings from my paycheck so I can start increasing the amount I owe at the end of the tax year

single and no kids curious if I can just set my allowance to 3 or 4

[wind glade]

its all about the bottom line derivatives. Take a look at their Q2 annuals and UFCF. They can't even ZBB between fiscals and you expect them to perform in this market?

[wind glade]

You can’t enter a market like today without discarding some level of historical data. It’s the precipice of the anti markovian principles

[vapid pewter]

@prisma seal @open spindle @rancid harbor @torpid flint @brazen wharf @slim jewel @hexed rose @narrow siren @stable raptor @fleet garden @vapid pewter @cloud pendant @idle echo yo

[hexed rose]

@vapid pewter yo

[stable raptor]

GUYS HOW DO I MAKE MONEY

I NEED MONEY

[brazen wharf]

ask @idle echo

[rancid harbor]

🔫

[cloud pendant]

Am I doing it right

[hexed rose]

yes

[heady bloom]

Mega late but don’t do this. If you withhold zero, the IRS will charge you an extra penalty for not fronting them enough money.

You can use their withholding calculator to make tweaks, but it’ll probably spit out something close to your current amount.

https://www.irs.gov/individuals/tax-withholding-estimator

[latent sandal]

a bit late 😔

i only done it for one paycheck tho

i still paid state tax and all the medicare/social security

just zero federal tax

[heady bloom]

https://www.irs.gov/payments/underpayment-of-estimated-tax-by-individuals-penalty

You should bump your withholdings for the rest of the year.

(Not a lawyer or accountant)

[latent sandal]

i don’t even know what i’m doing 🥲 i thought i had an understanding

bump withholding means pay less taxes right?

this from google -> When you have too much money withheld from your paychecks, you end up giving Uncle Sam an interest-free loan (and getting a tax refund). On the other hand, having too little withheld from your paychecks could mean an unexpected tax bill or even a penalty for underpayment.

i’ve had too much money withheld for 40+ paychecks. and only 1/2 where it was too little

wouldn’t it balance out overall? unless you get penalized per paycheck and not overall fiscal year

[heady bloom]

I mean you should withhold more than you were before you did this. Say you went from $100/paycheck to $0, and you have 10 paychecks left this year. You could withhold an extra $10 from each to cover the amount you didn’t withhold.

The tricky part is that you don’t know if it’s “too much” or “too little” until you do your taxes. You’re better off erring on the side of them owing you money. Don’t get audited for an EV tax credit. Just my two cents.

[latent sandal]

so i just don’t get the EV credit, that’s lame. i thought tax projections were a thing :/

i def overpay my taxes so one paycheck won’t be fine, are audits that bad if you just pay what you’re supposed to? would a penalty really be more than a tax credit? how would people even take advantage of it if this is a thing

[heady bloom]

1. Tax projections are useful, but the important number is how much you actually owe.
2. I’m really skeptical the tax credit is structured that way. Usually it’s based on your entire tax payment, not the difference between withholding and that amount. A lot of them will even let you go negative in terms of your tax payment.
3. Yes. Don’t get audited.
4. The penalty isn’t a set amount, so it’s hard to say.
5. A lot of tax credits are actually just set up badly. That doesn’t mean this one is, though.

[hallow swan]

P sure the credit has nothing to do with withholding.

If 10k was withheld from your paychecks, and your tax liability was 9k, and you got the EV credit of 7.5k, then IRS should send you a check of $8.5k.

[carmine lotus]

The burden of withholding usually goes to your employer

[hallow obsidian]

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[heady bloom]

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/19/irs-here-are-the-new-income-tax-brackets-for-2023.html

[magic kindle]

Anyone get an I-bond?

[carmine lotus]

Yes

[opaque crane]

meta buy meta stock

[opaque crane]

I’m going to evade all taxes for this upcoming year 2023

all of them

The irs can’t catch me

[sly nimbus]

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[twilit nacelle]

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[jaunty harness]

META!!!!!!!!!

Load up bois

[severe cave]

going to get around 2k from tax returns, how do I get into stocks without winding up broke?

[carmine lotus]

Learn about it and stuff

[jaunty harness]

Load up on GNS!

[hexed rose]

let me know when you buy smt else next time

I will go short

[jaunty harness]

LOL

I am Jim Cramer

Also FU

[hexed rose]

no u 🫵

[hexed rose]

I knew you were disguised as an alt account

[hexed rose]

Does anyone have experience with a ROTH IRA and know how taxes work on capital gains if i re-invest it right back? I recently sold off a few shares of a company I bought years ago and now I just have it as "Cash available to trade". Thanks!

[carmine lotus]

Not realized until it's withdrawn pretty sure

[vocal lagoon]

If anyone’s looking to get the Amex Gold, they just updated their sign up offer. This is the best that it’s ever been. You can get 90k points and $200 in statement credits. Which brings the effective AF down to just $50 before you consider the value of the points or $240 in annual Uber/dining credits. https://americanexpress.com/en-us/referral/ZACHAWPkBx?XL=MIACP

[slow haven]

Late response, and not an expert, but as long as you never withdraw the money from the Roth IRA account before the minimum age (59 1/2 years as of today), you don't have any penalty or taxes to pay.

[pearl kindle]

@idle echo

[hexed rose]

@pearl kindle

[pearl kindle]

@hexed rose

[delicate dust]

this channel is hilarious

people asking for actual investment advice and people saying to buy gme and its all a conspiracy against gamestop

[cosmic trout]

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[silver kraken]

What’s a good mint alternative

[empty adder]

If you have a Chase account, Chase has something similar now.

May I ask why would you like an alternative? Mint is pretty good in my opinion

[silver kraken]

Most features are behind paywalls

Now

[old hemlock]

for inferior goods

if im assuming most tech will go down for next 1-2 years

are there any good picks besides SQQQ, McDonalds, Walmart, and Dollar Tree?

[hexed rose]

I'm dumping money into S&P 500 lol

Let's see how much it went up so far...

It went down 0.5% today 😭

Average return over the past 10 years is 11.9%...just have to hope this trend continues

[empty adder]

Definitely long term for S&P

Just autofund a % each week and don’t think about it

And for sure, have hope. All investments are gambles

Who knows what our lives will be like in ten years :D

[hexed rose]

Or 40 years

[old hemlock]

tsla earnings today

how we feeling

also looks like next week is the main batch?

[old hemlock]

netflix huge beat

but tesla miss

a mixed bag

now lets see what happens next week

[old hemlock]

ok

why tsla move up

wasnt their earnings report a disaster

wait nvm they moved down

[old hemlock]

we need to hope netflix overhires and couteracts tesla downturn then

[old hemlock]

and earnings continue tomorrow

lets pray

[old hemlock]

also raytheon earnings tomorrow morning

[old hemlock]

🚀

[old hemlock]

Googl

Mstf

[grand steeple]

msft hiring spree soon

[old hemlock]

We need them to make up for google

[empty adder]

They just laid off a ton of their workers at LinkedIn…

[old hemlock]

Not raytheon tho

Honestly defense is doing p well today

[old hemlock]

Not zon anymore

Zon better hire ng

[old hemlock]

ok what happened to amazon

last time i checked, stock was up 5%

now its breakeven again

or i mean

what did they say during the earnings call that made investors leave

we must pray for defense

cmon raytheon and bae systems

OPEN UP THAT NEW GRAD

oh

why did the stock go up in first place then

for googl they just fell immediately

also i just realised, msft wiped out all of their earnings gains

oh

so google reported them at same time, but amazon staggered them

ok

[old hemlock]

uh
did they report anything after the cloud disappointment that caused stock to go vroom up?

ok thx i couldnt find much in the main headlines

wait nvm now i see it

[old hemlock]

<@&868936794601828492> ^

get em outta here

[jaunty raptor]

Ty

[old hemlock]

https://vxtwitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1721734822463414778

[gaunt hawk]

can someone convince me why $HOOD is not a good buy? Their book value is more than marketcap, and like 90% of it is cash. They have ARR of 1.8bn. Making a ton of money from interest and will now be profitable. And when the market turns trading revenues will go up.

[carmine lotus]

Their book value is not more than market cap, market cap is about 1.06x book value

Idk why you said arr instead of just annual rev, it's not recurring unless you're talking about robinhood gold subscriptions, which obviously isn't gonna be $1.8bn

They're not profitable in their latest financial report, it shows pretty much the same losses per share as last year

MAU went down overall since 2021, signalling slowed growth

I guess if your bet is that it will pop off when stonks go up sure

[dusty scaffold]

bet should be if fed lower interest rate / another cypto bull run

rn i think both have a reasonable probability to happen

[gaunt hawk]

they were profitable last quarter and would also would have been this yr but got hit with some fine.

[gaunt hawk]

even if rates dont go down, they make a lot of money on interest rates. Thats why they are now profitable

but rates going down would be a net benefit

[carmine lotus]

https://investors.robinhood.com/financials/quarterly-results/default.aspx

Q3 they had a loss of 85 million

Actually this is less than half of their loss in 2022 Q3 so it's getting better, I was wrong

I guess you were looking at q2? They made 25 million I guess

[quaint pawn]

Omg there is a stonks channel here

Anyone else team $MSFT

[empty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/whitepeopledancing-dancing-windows95-win95-microsoft-gif-7658602

I am

[quaint pawn]

💃

[empty adder]

Sam rejoined OpenAI as CEO

But Microsoft was always an investor of OpenAI

[quaint pawn]

Yeah fair

Everything moved so fast lol

Clearly

[empty adder]

That it did!

[hexed rose]

I hope putting a significant chunk of my income into S&P 500 pays off in 30 years 😭

[jolly marlin]

RH Gold is paying 5%

[empty adder]

🤷‍♀️ sophisticated gambling 👻

[runic edge]

5% mickey gains

5% interest only makes sense when you have a couple million in savings

for now we are all young and broke, get the bigger gains by taking on more risk

[jolly marlin]

eh

each their own

[hexed rose]

When adjusted for inflation, the average return per year for the S&P 500 for the past 20 years was about 7%...not bad at all when you consider that we had a bad recession during this time frame

And the S&P 500 has done better historically over its entire lifetime, so it's a pretty good sign

if the S&p 500 crashes, idk if america will still be around

[runic edge]

this is factual

heres my plan: make as much money from SWE jobs as possible

invest as much as possible into etfs/blue chips/crypto

and blow up 🚀

possibly start an online influence through youtube/X or a business

I'm here to make money, coding is just one small aspect of my general goal

[runic edge]

no pfp bot

sit down

[hexed rose]

I'm up 9% with S&P 500 so far hehhehe

I only started investing in October, too!

I wish I had started sooner 😭

[novel iris]

just don't fall into depression when there's inevitably a recession and your gains turn into losses

oh wait this isn't #sadness

to the moon 🚀

my biggest regret is that i had a brokerage account in HS and barely invested any of my money

like i at least learned the basics of investing and the stock market from having it

but i wasted so much money on stupid shit when i was younger

[hexed rose]

Eh, i got like 40 years to retire

[novel iris]

yeah unfortunately some people panic when it goes down and cash out

[hexed rose]

Dang the stock market has gone up so much since 40 years ago hehhe

[novel iris]

or there happens to be a downturn right as you're about to retire

[hexed rose]

I say buy the dip lol

[novel iris]

well if you're at retirement age it's difficult to do that

[hexed rose]

How come?

[novel iris]

because you're probably at the end of your career and have your money tied up in investments and/or a home

[hexed rose]

My plan is to have so much invested that even if the S&P 500 dropped to half its value I'd still be able to live off of interest alone....hopefully lol

[novel iris]

yeah but imagine seeing your investments you built up over a lifetime just cut in half

[hexed rose]

Buys dip anyway

Stonks!

[novel iris]

with what cash though?

[hexed rose]

Savings

[novel iris]

i mean you might have lots of liquid cash in savings but also why would you? You're also at retirement age so you need that liquid cash to live if your investments suddenly plummet

or you can keep working pas your planned retirement age

im sure that's fun

[hexed rose]

Always good to have enough liquid cash to survive for several months with 0 outside income

Just in case

[novel iris]

several months is not going to correct a recession

especially when you need decades worth of cash to live into your golden years

[hexed rose]

Yeah but it gives you enough time to find a job if you happen to be retired

[novel iris]

yeah but now you have to keep working

which is the shitty part

also difficult to find a job in a recession obviously

especially if you're old

[hexed rose]

What if I pull all my money out of the stock market before things get bad and invest in government bonds?

[novel iris]

yeah ideally you wouldn't really end up in this situation anyways

[hexed rose]

Software jobs tho

[novel iris]

because as you reach retirement age you would do that

you would start to cash out slowly

and go more conservative like bonds

[hexed rose]

Oh yeah good point!

[novel iris]

but some people have/had a lot tied up in company stock

like during 2008

[hexed rose]

Imagine if a 60 year old god tier software developer applied at a job lol. They'd worship the ground that person walks on

[novel iris]

people had their retirement essentially tied to the company they worked for that then went belly up

[novel iris]

theyd probably just be ageist tbh

bro doesn't know React v69

he just knows COBOL

[hexed rose]

I'd just become an indie game developer at that point lol

By 60 I bet I'd know a lot about software development

I could make the next minecraft

[novel iris]

yeah you'd hopefully have decades of experience working with systems at an abstract level

not necessarily know the latest tech stack

but understand how to architect software

[hexed rose]

Writes minecraft in assembly

[novel iris]

has anyone even come close to making the next minecraft as of today?

[hexed rose]

There's factorio lol

I like that one better than minecraft

[gaunt hawk]

Where the $hood doubters now?

[gaunt hawk]

dude you bought at ipo?

oof

[gaunt hawk]

bruh they ipoed after that

ill take the stock to 100+ during my internship. keep hodling

[runic edge]

Yo boys

What crypto y’all in

ADA lookin solid at this range

Buy in boys

@coarse frost bro why

Y’all anti crypto?

Basic terms explain why

[shadow inlet]

Any dividenders?

[runic edge]

Yea so why not just make some money

Who cares what it does

In and out

Damn ok

I will think about this

So you say to not invest in crypto at all?

Like don’t touch it

Aight ok

Thanks bruv

Ok VOO and QQQ are def solid

Is your investment strategy to just buy ETFs? No day trading, crypto

And hold those etfs long term?

Wow ok

I just realized this recently

My brother and I each put around 3-4k in an investment account 2-3 years ago

He just bought some tech stocks and etfs and hasn’t touched it since

While I went around and day traded/tried crypto etc

His portfolio is at like 7-8k+ now

While I got nothing

Lmao I should learn the lesson to hold long term

Damn I’ve heard this a lot

It’s like stepping over quarters to get dimes

Trading is a big distraction

Yea the time is probably the worst part, since the time you spent scanning the markets and trading, could have been put towards profitable skills

So no crypto or day trading at all? Seems so profitable but in reality im down a ton

From short term stuff

Shit ok this is very informational

In relation to CS, is the thing that we should be focusing on to generate income be learning in demand skills?

To get good TC for example

damn bro this is a wake up call

because I honestly didn't know what direction to take

I knew that good internships and ng role will get to a good TC

but then I also had a 'fuck a 9-5' mentality and wanted to trade/do entrepreneurship

I need to decide on my 'path' and just stick to it

one sec I enjoy cs and want to grind the internships and stuff

other sec I say fuck 9-5

so you're saying its faang or broke?

explain

ok I see what you're getting at

so now I think the people that say that internships or faang/quant stuff don't matter is cope

I seem them on reddit sometimes celebrating 70-80k ng salary

that shit is wack compared to what you COULD have gotten

2-3x the salary

for same work hours

zon wlb is bad?

So am I getting this right:

1. Faang (except Amazon)

2. Amazon

3. Banks (capital one, JP morgan etc.)

in terms of 1 being the best, 3 being the least preferred

so any other company is mickey essentially

how about faang+? say figma, roblox, databricks, datadog, linkedin, stripe, plaid etc.

where do those stand

Im curious what you were going to say about this

are certain FAANG companies more 'fun' to work at

so what matters is:

1. School profile (school prestige, ranking, GPA)

2. Previous experience (internships, how prestigious the company is)

3. Leetcode skills (being able to solve OAs, technicals very well)

^ this is how you land offers at top companies?

great advice, super helpful

I was wondering if you could give me some tips personally

I have only 1 previous internship experience at a random startup, and am a Junior

have 0 offers currently for Summer 2024, though have reached a few final rounds and have a few finals coming up

what would be the plan/method?

great, this is a cool point you make. I think its a good idea to look for an internship -> RO pipeline rather than trying to get a big N internship but the company has a low RO rate

Thing is, I am most definitely sure I will not be getting any FAANG+ or Big N offers

likely mid-sized companies, such as Motorola Solutions for example

I am guessing it will be tough to break into faang then

since the internship pipeline is not an option

so entry level SWE using external hire is difficult

but junior/senior level SWE at Faang by switching from a non-faang company is not as difficult?

well I would of course prefer a bank

I have already got rej from c1

I can't get past most res screens

when would you suggest starting to apply for the new grad roles?

saying I graduate June 2025

what was your journey like? I'm assuming you got an internship or two and are currently a FT SWE?

this is a cool journey

so stack the prestigious companies above all

since that adds to resume value and has high future returns

I hear a lot of talk in the #2024_summer about 'crud' work and how some banks and faang suck because they are crud

I don't understand, isn't most software crud? it pays well so fuck it

true, most of them are quite good though in reality, i've seen meta, amazon, nvidia, netflix, quant etc.

ok this is good to know, the importance of web dev

for example, is it good to know the Angular framework?

and I assume in general you gotta be good with JavaScript, HTML, CSS

ok bet

and thanks for the tip on specialization

I can see how being very competent at one language/skill/framework will pay off more than dabbling in everything

also @rigid cradle how important are projects for resume value? I assume they definitely help in learning, but do companies really care that much

[runic edge]

thanks for the tips bro, the advice here is top notch

can u accept my friend request?

[empty adder]

all messages were deleted :v

[glass umbra]

me when i have schizophrenia

[stiff kernel]

This a good spot to discuss private options?

Attorney's not available til Monday, y'all may have more common sense than I do.

[sudden condor]

Buy high sell low

[old hemlock]

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/07/snap-stock-drops-30percent-after-revenue-miss-and-weak-guidance.html

[old hemlock]

24 hr stock market when

[zealous dock]

What do y’all think about shopify stonk

[old hemlock]

💀

[lyric token]

does anyone know about computershare?

[rocky moss]

King of GME is back

https://tenor.com/view/gme-stock-market-stocks-gme-to-the-moon-gif-20149870

[zealous dock]

How to buy GME in Canada lol

[zealous dock]

https://tenor.com/view/floki-to-the-moon-floki-rocket-flokiviking-to-the-moon-gif-25363840

To the moon

[torpid plume]

https://leetcode.com/problems/best-time-to-buy-and-sell-stock/description/

[shadow inlet]

ill post

[shadow inlet]

VOOOOO!!!!!

[forest brook]

anyone else watching markets shit themselves

[tiny meteor]

wondering if anyone who is not a resident alien in the US, which bank they use to open a self directing investment account?

[old hemlock]

Well you jinxed it into going back up @forest brook

[forest brook]

making hella profit on defense stocks

[hexed rose]

Fuck. I'm gonna lose so much on Rocket Labs...

[silver kraken]

I lost a lot on them too

But I made back by going in on Apple

Up 1k

[untold pecan]

Hi

Is this good

or expected / common since many stocks were at all time lows recently

[harsh shale]

what's your portfolio?

[untold pecan]

Some ETF’s NVDIA

[hexed rose]

very common

everyone makes 3000% returns every year

[untold pecan]

That’s not that good, tbh idk how ppl get less than 55% return yoy

2021 I made 3500% returns in 6 months

and my friend got a 5000% return on solana

[pine oriole]

How stupid isnthis?

[silver kraken]

its called the market

[latent gorge]

hey guys im trying to find a stock brokerage app to invest in but im not sure which one to use

i only know abt moomoo and webull

[silver kraken]

Robinhood

[latent gorge]

should I trust it cuz didn’t they freeze accounts when the GameStop stuff happened

also ain’t available in Australia

[bronze sky]

Try Charles Schwab?

[pine oriole]

Bruh

Lmao nvidia collapsed

[silver kraken]

when?

[hexed rose]

Why did you burn 100k on Nvidia?

[pine oriole]

Cumz I’m a dumbass man

But we ride

I made the money back on FFIE

And then put again 150k in nvidia st 103

[shadow inlet]

yessir

we playing the long game

[silver kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/gear-5-luffy-gear-5-luffy-gear-5-white-luffy-gear-5-one-piece-gif-1004137539705042734

[fluid harness]

Started this May. Stonks

[plain pecan]

Why r u a millionaire and on this server

[pine oriole]

Cuz I’m stilll a computer science major

And I’m not a millionaire lmao

I’m a degen

[plain pecan]

100k is wild as a student

[pine oriole]

No I said that wrong

I was a student lol

I’m full
Time for 3 years now lol

[plain pecan]

Ah, nice to see u putting that comp to use

[north gust]

https://coinmarketcap.com/dexscan/solana/J7xExTKgswS44pGs3WA5MhjWpTB1niq2KMpG6EzCEdrY/
$SHITFACED
https://pump.fun/coin/EPUjdgTS5tkJt1LH7SBB2TdiGkatPv7x8BRQYHSHpump

[magic kindle]

Any recommendations for a beginner laptop for trading?

And monitors, have 3 screens laptop and 2 monitors

[drowsy heron]

Extreme edging

[ashen swan]

how do you find right stocks to trade? i just invest in the ones i hear about in the news, and I havent lost money but my profits have been like 10% in 4 months so i think i need another strat 😭

[severe rampart]

u can always follow ppl on twitter there r some obvis furus but others r genuinely insightful like beforetherocket

[gritty tulip]

10% in 4 months is pretty good. Compounded its over 30% annual returns

[ashen swan]

oh 😭

i feel like i got hella lucky because i only started investing in september, and in november ofc i made hella money and its stagnant since then

i just dont know how to discover new stocks, i was wondering if anyone had ideas about that

[gritty tulip]

Yeah you jumped in during possibly the greatest bullrun since dot com bubble

Gotta do fundamental stock research if you truly want to pick your stocks

[lofty salmon]

Why?

[lofty salmon]

Yeah but why xrp? Why not something else?

[knotty steeple]

Puts on DJT crypto coin?

I predict that it will crash at some point very soon

trump owns about 80% of shares for it LOL

[hexed rose]

it went up by 28% and you only made a dollar?

[knotty steeple]

I'm up about 35% just by putting a small part of my paycheck into index funds every payday. I started investing about a year ago. How many day traders can say they made that much profit in one year? it's just gambling 😭 just invest in index funds bro

[silver kraken]

This channel is for stocks

[dense osprey]

i worked for this guy and he kept asking me questions about whether i could wiggle my toes independently and stuff.

[knotty steeple]

bruh the S&P 500 is down 600 points!!!

this is so bad 😭

we're COOKED

[supple wadi]

<@&868936794601828492> delete this

[dusty mural]

the real returns for the S&P 500 are around 7% last century when adjusted for inflation, but there are long periods of secular bullish/bearish cycles that last around 25 years which could mean that if you invested at a high point of a bull run and then there was a secular bearish cycle, you could exit the S&P with even less money than you had originally when adjusted for inflation

people are speculating that we may be at the end of a bullish secular cycle because of the S&P's high trailing p/e ratio relative to historical standards (~27 which is higher than average)

personally I dont agree with them

[silver kraken]

recession is over

[hasty knoll]

it’s just a market correction, the market will be fine give it a couple months but good time to buy if you haven’t been

[woven pulsar]

Does this even count as a market correction? The S&P500 is down 1.81% since the start of the year, and up 11% in the last year

[knotty steeple]

Man why do I even bother 😭

economy is going to collapse 😭

[knotty steeple]

man if warren buffet does that, you know we're cooked

[hidden ingot]

gg's tm

[silver kraken]

get ready for a green day on monday

[knotty steeple]

Red monday 😭

[knotty steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/here-it-comes-tornado-meme-gif-23054073

[severe cave]

stupid question, but is there a guide to getting started with stocks?

[bronze bone]

Diversify and use low cost etfs

[knotty steeple]

I think this is a decent resource. I haven't read through all of it, but basically you should invest in diversified funds and invest for the long term instead of doing risky stuff like day trading or options: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads®_investment_philosophy

[hushed raven]

traditional or roth ira 🤔

new grad, salary is roughly 100k

[fallow flame]

Pretty much this @severe cave

@knotty steeple linked another good resource too.

Basically don’t do excessive day trading, and invest in low cost ETFs + dollar-cost average into them.

[fallow flame]

Fr, so many ppl here be earning well above the median wage and screw themselves out of financial independence or earlier retirement with bad habits like gambling and not budgeting/spending unnecessarily

[sand atlas]

https://thefirefastlane.com/how-i-make-passive-income-on-youtube-without-1000-subscribers/

[main steppe]

This is just like me fr

[sand atlas]

https://thefirefastlane.com/7-proven-passive-income-ideas-you-can-start-for-free/

[limber bluff]

Is anyone going for the below quant hackathon? Im looking for a team to join. Early applicant discount fee is due soon.

HACKATHON Asset management 2025
https://hackathonfinance.com/

[weak charm]

all in on microsft stock

[stable dust]

all in on pltr

[silver quiver]

linked another good resource too.

[forest phoenix]

noooooooooooooooooo

it's so fucking overvalued at the moment

stop it

[stable dust]

wdym its only like 20% down since i bought it

stocks only go up tho so im not worried

[true sky]

amc, bynd, duolingo....

[stable dust]

nono only up

[tardy grove]

Bro is going to short.

[stable dust]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dog-hug-dog-question-mark-dog-question-mark-gif-14144426802562365039

[tepid sinew]

I built this backtesting/simulation tool https://www.backfolio.io/backtest?share=GPyFWxSK

You can also run monte carlo simulations and Bayesian optimization 🙂 please give feedback if you find this useful

[indigo basalt]

Hello, I have been doing remote writing alongside remote software engineering/cs roles since the engineering roles are kind of shaky right now. I launched a group called Potato Kindness, just to encourage writers to share stories on kindness and help the world be a better place. Writers do get paid on monetization similar to YouTube, by views and read. I will leave a link here if anyone is interested in doing this with some of their time in the week, maybe once a week, 1 hour or so, etc. to supplement their income(s) in this kind of labor market. There are also a lot of engineers, CEO, and big companies like Google/Apple/Meta who have teams on the website blogging about their technical engineering, workplace culture, and more so it is one other way to network and get conversations or visibility and engagement with companies. I'm happy to accept DMs too if anyone has questions. The guidelines are all here: https://medium.com/potato-kindness/potato-kindness-accepting-new-and-experienced-talented-writers-c7e102208473 I hope everyone had a great Merry Christmas and new goals entering into 2026 soon.

[weak charm]

wow yet another scam

can yall like get a bot or some shit for this? it's the same shit every day

[indigo basalt]

I just put money into like Google and Planet Labs. I think they are reliable. ETFs work too.

[drowsy quest]

Hey everyone — I built a small arbitrage engine that scans Polymarket and Kalshi to find cross-market pricing inefficiencies.

It basically identifies situations where contracts are mispriced across the two platforms so you can lock in risk-free profit.

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[solid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-noice-glitch-gif-15021121

[hollow ridge]

let's get it

[lyric minnow]

@tardy hatch

[tardy hatch]

Stonk

[lucid briar]

@tardy hatch

[dapper magnet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/k0huks/yo_someone_asked_for_the_version_with_elon_in/

[hollow ridge]

yup really hyped for their IPO

also if /r/wsb has taught me anything it's to just YOLO at IPO and maybe you'll brrrr with RBLX like PLTR

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/k10yxo/fucking_pltr/

[solid elm]

I regret not buying Palantir

[elder grail]

I sold low strike short covered calls thinking it would never happen

F

[hollow ridge]

rip I'm also having FOMO with PLTR

when they IPO'd I was like "nah it's not gonna go up" then I looked back recently and was like

[bold pine]

im happy i took the chance with pltr

im also looking into roblox ipo

and honestly i feel like airbnb will go back up after vaccines come out

also according to another trading discord im in, a few of the more veteran traders think pltr is going to be a faang tier company. im not sure how accurate that will be, but im inclined to agree with them. i bought into pltr solely because of it being a data company and the fact that it contracts with the govt is just a bonus. data companies won't be going anywhere any time soon

[elder grail]

True

[hollow ridge]

@bold pine what are your thoughts on SQ?

[bold pine]

Hmm idek the company behind that ticket symbol. I’ll look into them though and see what they’re about and their past success and let you know!

[lyric minnow]

airbnb good yes

[hollow ridge]

oh damn do they have a set date for their IPO yet

[lyric minnow]

no

very soon ™️

[subtle blade]

I feel like pltr will continue going up, they still have tons of potential to branch out and get more commercial/enterprise clients

And their product is very sticky + they have a reasonably good support model with FDEs

They've been investing a lot in R&D type stuff to reduce the cost of deployment and onboarding, which should make it easier for them to get new clients and scale up

[solid elm]

I could have bought at like $11 it's now $27 Is it still cheap?

Maybe I'll just wait for airbnb

[bold pine]

honestly even with pltr's price now i would still buy in

its slated to be a 200-300+ future stock

tbh i don't think i will invest into doordash

until i hear more news on how autonomous vehicles are doing

[tardy hatch]

Did u just value Palantir at 700 billion dollars

Lmao

[bold pine]

i personally didn't

youtube videos do 🤷‍♂️ . i don't think it will be like that. i think its a good long term investment though regardless

i personally don't know how big pltr will get. im surprised at the sudden growth it is having right now. i thought it would be more gradual

[tardy hatch]

It’s all fomo

And the youtubers have positions

And r trying to pump them a lot of the time

[bold pine]

fomo? fear of missing out?

i assume thats what that means

not surprised if so. again i don't think that "this is the next faang company and we need to buy in now!" type of thing because i don't think pltr is built like that at all. i do think it will make some money though even when all the hype is gone down

[tardy hatch]

Yea fear of missing out

I watched the PLTR earnings conference

They actually missed by like 1000%

But fudged the numbers a lil

To make it seem like the beat

They counted the earnings from their direct listing as part of their quarterly profit so instead of losing .9 they made 0.04 or whatever

But maybe it was priced in

[bold pine]

lol brett said they aint slick

how long do you personally think this hype will go on then? or no telling?

[tardy hatch]

It’s impossible to say

[bold pine]

figured

[tardy hatch]

😳

[subtle blade]

trading is like legalized gambling

[tardy hatch]

That is factual

Just buy vanguard ETFs

[solid elm]

What and gain like 5% a year

If you get like 1 or 2 risky plays right itll pay off way more than any ETF

just like with PLTR

[dreamy tendon]

lol

[tardy hatch]

This is gambler mindset

[dreamy tendon]

but but

if i just win this one bet

ill quit!!

[tardy hatch]

If it was statistically probsbly to get 1-2 risky plays right

Every quant firm would just do risky plays

[solid elm]

Like most do but only like 1-2% of their portfolio

so like not all in

[hollow ridge]

b r u h

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/k1g8d3/jim_cramer_throws_down_the_gauntlet/

i live for these shitposts

[solid elm]

🤣 The negative portfolio part killed me

[rain pilot]

any youtubers i can watch so i can get more into stocks and know what the fuck is going on

or maybe that's the secret to making it in the stock world

yolo everything

[elder grail]

Bruh PLTR

[bold pine]

yeah lol. pltr

[subtle blade]

Wtf it just keeps going up lmao

[bold pine]

pltr finally going down

[elder grail]

[rain pilot]

pltr to 100 just wait 🚀🚀

[sonic coral]

uh

u mean

pltr to 1000

[rain pilot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/k219bk/why_anyone_is_buying_pltr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

100 by today

1000 by end of week

[hollow ridge]

PLTR dropping

BUY THE DIP

[solid elm]

I actually bought @28

[main spruce]

if pltr hits 50 i will boost the server

[rain pilot]

i bought GME if i make it you're all invited on my private yacht

[hollow ridge]

50 by end of Dec

[elder grail]

GME is 💩 but I already lost 200 on puts so I’m done

[subtle blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZDEWVJan0s

[main spruce]

Thoughts

[hollow ridge]

it's Sunday y'all

which means Monday is tomo which means market open

and stonks go 🚀

[elder grail]

CLDR

[main spruce]

soon

🚀🚀

[elder grail]

its got earnings this week and could be a short put candidate

[minor glen]

AirBnB gonna come out around $45

[solid elm]

I wonder what stonk that is

Zoom?

[main spruce]

Pltr

[bold pine]

Lol yep pltr

[hollow ridge]

BUY THE DIP

STONKS ONLY GO UP

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/01/technology/salesforce-slack-deal.html

[solid elm]

stock_market_exists = true
while(stock_market_exists){
stock_price++;
}

[hollow ridge]

for me it's more like

i_hold_the_stock = True
stock_price = 100
while True:
  if i_hold_the_stock:
    stock_price -= 100
  else:
    stock_price += float('inf')

[main spruce]

rip pltr

[elder grail]

f

[sleek anvil]

I dont know much about stocks but why is pltr worth so much rn? Isnt their revenue like <1b and net rev is always negative?

[elder grail]

hype

🌕

[main spruce]

True

[sleek anvil]

[quasi heart]

STONKS ONLY GO UP

[main spruce]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/amc-says-it-might-go-bankrupt-if-you-dont-buy-its-stock-11607020845

alright guys, go buy their stocks

[elder grail]

cldr 👀

[rain pilot]

people have realized how easy and profitable digital movie releases are

movie theaters done for heard it here first

tv's and sound systems are getter better and cheaper

[elder grail]

cldr beat

luxury movie theatres maybe

the ones with dinner and drinks

[elder grail]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-joey-tribbiani-matt-le-blanc-wink-gif-15694137

My position wasn’t bull it was just anti bear

[dreamy tendon]

ZS tho

[quasi heart]

yeah wtf happened with zscaler

[rough sluice]

splunk go 📉

[hollow ridge]

wild week for stocks yo

[main spruce]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/news/528794-petco-files-with-sec-to-go-public-after-rise-in-pet-sales-amid-pandemic%3Famp

[hollow ridge]

whaat

petco was private

???

[visual raptor]

@hexed rose has entered the community.

[hexed rose]

I'm sort of new to trading, y'all got any good sources I can learn some strategies from? or just more about the game in general?

[elder grail]

Investopedi

[visual raptor]

Have no fear, @grim thunder is here!

[hollow ridge]

Airbnb and Doordash IPOs this week 👀

Doordash the next TSLA?

[elder grail]

Maybe

[minor glen]

What’s so hype about DoorDash I would rather go AirBnB tbh

[visual raptor]

Wow, @rancid kettle just joined! Who brought the cake?!

[sleek anvil]

@hexed rose search on yt for information about ETFs and why they're great, especially s&p500

[subtle blade]

it's quite literally just hype, don't think too much about it lol

[visual raptor]

FREEZE! @waxen galleon has entered the room.

[waxen galleon]

yea, doordash got too much hype tbh. they suppoed to IPO for 75, it'll prolly spike to 100 asap

[hollow ridge]

https://www.barrons.com/articles/the-doordash-ipo-could-be-risky-heres-why-51607101426

$37B? wut

holy shit SNOW is also 🚀

[hexed rose]

I’ve actually been reading up on SPY its brilliant... but again i think I’ll just start watching videos, investopedia, etc... i need to understand bullish bearish and other investment terms/strategies

[visual raptor]

FREEZE! @shadow quarry has entered the room.

[shadow quarry]

i just wanted to tell you guys i love $SPCE

[visual raptor]

Wow, @fringe dome just joined! Who brought the cake?!

[subtle blade]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN28H2TH

PLTR go brrrr

[mighty ridge]

🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀

[subtle blade]

inb4 palantir gets like a dozen commercial clients and their stock price goes even higher

[elder grail]

🌝

[visual raptor]

@ripe oxide has just slid into the community.

[lyric minnow]

everyone remember to buy airbnb stock tomorrow! 🙂

[elder grail]

ooh

[rough sluice]

Doordash IPO

👀

[bold pine]

Overhyped and overpriced.

[solid elm]

Holy crap lol 80%

[elder grail]

Lo

Lol

[hollow ridge]

wait what is 80%

oh holy shit wait

doordash IPO'd today at $182

wtf

[minor glen]

Lol yeah nice little run up before price hit market 🤣

[subtle blade]

is it hype or do people actually believe ddash can be that profitable 🤔

[bold pine]

It’s all hype

[minor glen]

I mean Dash has been profitable during pandemic but this crazy evaluation is all hype

[bold pine]

It wasn’t profitable before the pandemic is the thing.

[elder grail]

It still isn’t

[hollow ridge]

none of it makes any sense

[hollow ridge]

yeah it turned a profit from April-June but went back to negative afterwards I thought

probs due to the lockdowns being lifted

[elder grail]

The industry won’t be profitable without monopoly

They all undercut each other because everyone has every app

There’s no loyalty

Subscriptions will help

Maybe.

But then again, the price of the subscription is much less than the amount it costs to deliver some n orders

And also the drivers aren’t loyal

[stoic citrus]

^

[shadow quarry]

Only the stupid institutions get to make money off ipos

Rigged system

Gonna be like 100 a share tomorrow bet on it

[lyric minnow]

buy ABNB tomorrow reminder! 🙂

[hexed rose]

palantir is booming damn

[lyric minnow]

buy ABNB today reminder! 🙂

[minor glen]

AirBnB first indication is in $145 range after IPO at $68 😳

[lyric minnow]

150 now

[minor glen]

And this is at first indication could we see $200 this is just insane

[solid elm]

You cant even buy it yet tf XD

[minor glen]

https://twitter.com/business/status/1337069727500427267?s=21

Priceless

Bloomberg (@business)

Airbnb CEO & Co-Founder Brian Chesky reacts to the company's IPO price more than doubling ahead of trading ▶️ https://t.co/bCnDxeBLWU https://t.co/9FGV5gYmhd

▶ Play video

Twitter · Dec 10, 2020, 4:20 PM

[sonic coral]

[main spruce]

What a meme

[elder grail]

@lyric minnow are you a millionaire now

[sleek anvil]

holy f airbnb at 159 :000000

[shadow quarry]

Ya this ipo shits a no from me dog

People scared of missing out after the last ipo rounds and now its overpriced as fuck

[solid elm]

Bet the CEO is thinking wait what really 159? Time to get out now

[lyric minnow]

im not a millionaire 😔

[main spruce]

smh

tried to get us to buy it

[sonic coral]

so when do we short tf out of airbnb

[elder grail]

Now

[shadow quarry]

all in sumo

people are addicted to the ipo rocket ship

and sumo logics earnings were nuts

[rough sluice]

how does sumo logic compare to splunk and ddog

[visual raptor]

@waxen fractal has just slid into the community.

Everyone say hello to @flint scroll!

[visual raptor]

Have no fear, @stuck magnet is here!

[hollow ridge]

I'm so confused at this week's IPOs..

DD worth $60B? AirBnb worth $100B? wtf

what is happening

is this another bubble

[elder grail]

It’s the dumb money

Robinhood traders

[solid elm]

Yeah like sometimes i question how the economy works lol

[elder grail]

Stock market is not the economy haha

[solid elm]

Ah yeah true

[minor glen]

This is not Robinhood traders these evaluations were sky rocketed before it even hit open market now could say some evaluation is based off sentiment around those traders but don’t think has that much impact

[native juniper]

ill keep buying abnb no matter if it's at 200b idontgiveafuck

dumb GANG

jk i don't do stock market anymore 2 mo clean

[shadow quarry]

its boomer wallstreet not robinhood

robux time

boomers wont know what it is

[visual raptor]

Have no fear, @rich bloom is here!

[visual raptor]

@gilded sparrow has just slid into the community.

[hollow ridge]

hasn't adobe just been moving sideways the past few months

[visual raptor]

Have no fear, @valid drum is here!

[main spruce]

Disney 📈

[hollow ridge]

holy

all time highs too

[minor glen]

Yeah Disney streaming numbers and expectations were through the roof

[visual raptor]

FREEZE! @unborn flare has entered the room.

[quasi heart]

any thoughts on sumo/ddog dips?

[subtle blade]

ddog dipped? doesn't look like much change to me

[visual raptor]

@atomic field has entered the community.

[sleek anvil]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CIRIJo-njLS/?igshid=14q4sfb50doi0

Stonks🙏only👏go🚀up

[main spruce]

lmao

[visual raptor]

Have no fear, @wheat barn is here!

[wanton condor]

https://www-businessinsider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.businessinsider.com/roblox-has-pushed-its-ipo-to-2021-seek-higher-price-2020-12?amp

roblox delaying ipo after seeing what happened with $abnb and $dash

[visual raptor]

@jovial lance has entered the community.

[elder grail]

RKT 🚀

[hollow ridge]

bruh what

[elder grail]

What

[hollow ridge]

is the google graph wrong or

was RKT a victim of pump and dump

$2500 a share wuut

[elder grail]

Splits or something idk

That graph doesn’t make sense

Bcs I’ve been watching it for months

[lyric minnow]

i bought at 2500

great company im a lifelong holder now.

[hollow ridge]

DASH, ABNB 📉

[main spruce]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kdmvn8/cramer_talks_about_wsb/

[lyric minnow]

ABNB 📈

[elder grail]

No

[minor glen]

I mean today it did

[quasi heart]

how tf did it pop 10%

meme economy nothing makes sense anymore

the more money a company loses the more i should invest

[main spruce]

Lol

[visual raptor]

@gleaming willow has entered the community.

[gleaming willow]

stonks

[vivid shard]

No thoughts only stonks

[hollow ridge]

what was the recent news

[hollow ridge]

stonks only go 🚀

[lyric minnow]

ABNB 📈

[shadow quarry]

im trying to draw the himalayas

[elder grail]

Lol

[shadow quarry]

need a really big one for k2

[hollow ridge]

SQ 📈

[shadow quarry]

it took my calls going up 85% today for me to finally be in the green on that position

[dreamy tendon]

holy fuck mdb and sumo logic popped off today

[elder grail]

So did ASAN

Should I roll my short call with a calendar spread or let it assign and take profits

[dreamy tendon]

i dont own ASAN

😦

do you ever hold @elder grail

[elder grail]

Yeah

I held AMD last week

Working well so far

I have long term holdings too

[dreamy tendon]

ive been holding like the same 9 stocks for 3 years and SUMO recently

[elder grail]

Solid

Very log

Pog

[gleaming willow]

👀

[dreamy tendon]

WFC is down 50% tho 😦

shouldve sold a while ago in hindsight

[elder grail]

I’m down a lot on BP

[dreamy tendon]

idk why im still holding it

[elder grail]

[dreamy tendon]

what do you think of ZM?

im thinking of selling soon lol

[elder grail]

I never got on that train

[shadow quarry]

SUMO gang

[dreamy tendon]

im tempted to close MDB today too

[shadow quarry]

if you're holding long term

i dont see the downside to mongo

all it does is win

[solid elm]

Lol Citron just announced shorts on Door Dash

I wonder if it'll drop tomorrow

[elder grail]

Citron has been wrong many times

[shadow quarry]

Doordash is the weakest out of the 3 recent ipos imo so

Someone needs to take control of the food delivery market but theirs no differences between them

Like my fucking city made their own local delivery app and undercut every other delivert service fees

[bold pine]

fr when one of them makes their fucking fees lower they'll actually be able to monopolize lol

[hollow ridge]

imo food delivery is just a race to the bottom with fees and stuff

if doordash lowered their fees uber eats would too

[lyric minnow]

ABNB 📈

[solid elm]

DASH 📈

lol it did the exact opposite

[gleaming willow]

👀

tick tick tick

[visual raptor]

Everyone say hello to @fleet cypress!

[mighty ridge]

ey bruh it’s not a flex if you block out the numbers

it’s a lot easier to mess around with $100 than $100k

i’m not even talking about moving the market

it’s just a lot easier to make risky plays with low amounts of money than high amounts

well how the market is right now that works lol

i mean this def isn’t the norm

markets just insanely bullish rn

[visual raptor]

@hexed rose has entered the community.

[lyric minnow]

abnb 📈

After hours 159.83 +2.53 (1.61%)

winning even on a weekend 😏

[elder grail]

Sell

[lyric minnow]

i cant

[elder grail]

Y

[subtle blade]

He works there, restrictions on selling after IPO

[elder grail]

Oh

[lyric minnow]

yep

hmm its not that bad if it crashes short term as long it recovers

since we would get really good refreshers then

[visual raptor]

@dense osprey has entered the community.

[dense osprey]

what is airbnb moat

im a value investor 😎 im cool 😎

[visual raptor]

@gaunt raven has entered the community.

[hollow ridge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kgl0hu/were_all_gonna_be_fucking_millionaires/

[elder grail]

Amd

[solid elm]

Im holding AAPL and PLTR

[subtle blade]

I genuinely think pltr will go up long term, they just need more commercial clients

[shadow quarry]

Pltr + aapl calls next week yolo

[bold pine]

they will go up long term. ive been telling people if you long hold pltr it will be really profitable.

[subtle blade]

PLTR 🚀

Yea I agree

[solid elm]

Yh i kinda got apple because a lot of people like the new M1 chip

and Palantir is like really unique in what they do

[elder grail]

Apple is goat

[shadow quarry]

i swear to god if someone says the stimulus is priced in im gonna die

[sonic coral]

stimulus is priced in

[shadow quarry]

fuck coronavirus 2

i hope airbnb dips so i can pick some up

[shadow quarry]

man i dont understand c3 ai

this shits so dumbv

casual up 20% in a day

60% in a week

are these guys on crack

[lyric minnow]

abnb 📈

[shadow quarry]

fuck yeah bro made a clean 70% on my airbnb options today

[solid elm]

🥳

[dreamy tendon]

SUMO poggers

[shadow quarry]

bro faker if i had diamond hands I would have been up a stupid amount on my calls

i sold on friday for like 10% 😔

[main spruce]

Buy dogecoin

[visual raptor]

FREEZE! @ancient rock has entered the room.

[shadow quarry]

I fucking love wsb

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/khu6le/just_another_day_in_the_market/

[visual raptor]

Wow, @hushed olive just joined! Who brought the cake?!

[shadow quarry]

Its tesla at a discount time load up

[visual raptor]

@dusky lance has entered the community.

[shadow quarry]

Tip 42 always buy inflight wifi that way if youre in a plane crash you can buy a shit ton of puts before you die

[hollow ridge]

DAMN i missed the discount for TSLA

damn it's up $23 fml

fomo ftw

[hushed olive]

I am regretting af for not putting enough in C3.AI, that shit is soaring like crazy!

[subtle blade]

SEC Approves NYSE’s Plan for New IPO Alternative - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25510562

pseudolus

SEC Approves NYSE’s Plan for New IPO Alternative

Hacker News · Dec 22, 2020, 8:07 PM

On a related note about IPOs

[visual raptor]

@sullen pier has entered the community.

[visual raptor]

Everyone say hello to @gentle rover!

[shadow quarry]

Rh lowered interest on margins

Might take out a shit ton

Its just as risky as the yolo plays im doing anyways so might as well

[solid elm]

Get rich or die trying

[shadow quarry]

I think ill use it to buy ICLN

clean energy is here to stay safe etf

[elder grail]

That etf has popped

[shadow quarry]

Yolo i just bought 75% worth of my acc value on ICLN on margins

If i die i die

[shadow quarry]

New strain in nigeria

[elder grail]

Ugh

I was scared to buy into ICLN at like 11

I bought a lot of NEE though

[dense osprey]

should i buy icln today

can you guys decide for me

[solid elm]

I mean it seems like a safe buy even though you are buying right at the top

Depends how long you want to hold

Biden is pro clean energy

so it kinda looks like the trend will continue in the long run

[dense osprey]

yeah i'll probably be looking to hold for like 30 years

idk what the downsides are if any

[elder grail]

Dollar cost averaging

[minor glen]

Yeah I bought 12 shares of ICLN when Biden win seemed probable already up 70%

[elder grail]

Shit yeah

I been watching it over a year

Very wojak

[visual raptor]

Everyone say hello to @wind canyon!

[solid elm]

why are all the good stonks down 📉

[shadow quarry]

Mega nerds rotating out of tech

Nerds

Tech is the stock market

[dense osprey]

ive been reading a lot about value investing lately

margin of safety by seth klarman is a pretty good book that covers its core philosophies

i have a pdf if anyone is interested

[visual raptor]

FREEZE! @alpine carbon has entered the room.

[dense osprey]

bbby short squeeze

[hollow ridge]

what is happening to stocks today

everything's red

is it because of stimulus

[main spruce]

Snap up

[lyric minnow]

buy AirB N b stock NOW

oh its actually going up today

[shadow quarry]

Plz sir

[lyric minnow]

strong stock good performance.

[shadow quarry]

I have airbnb calls

Can u make them go up

[lyric minnow]

it was like 170 a week ago

[shadow quarry]

Im dying out here man

[lyric minnow]

missed the boat

[shadow quarry]

This has been a dark christmas for my stonks