2027_summer

[narrow sierra]

hml

I'm ready

[undone mirage]

gotta prove it to him

not me

😔

i went through with it

[opal needle]

google referral is like

[undone mirage]

its not 😂

[tranquil crown]

isnt google ref not that useful tho

[opal needle]

barely any help

yeah

[narrow sierra]

he should look through my message history I'm a great candidate

[storm pelican]

yeah refs happen a lot people just don't reach out to people in #2027_summer

[undone mirage]

true

[urban ore]

ye sounds like a scam lol

[storm pelican]

if u want a ref u gotta be on X cause like i said, this server is neg ev

[urban ore]

"ye bro just dm ur info and i got u"

[proud mauve]

Yo @undone mirage am I a good fit for Zon

[narrow sierra]

this server is vv high signal

[proud mauve]

👍

[narrow sierra]

idk what ur talking abt

[undone mirage]

what do you say on x brother

😭

[opal needle]

ur a good fit for hrt

lock in

[storm pelican]

maybe in like 2022

[narrow sierra]

X full of grifters no troll

[tranquil crown]

gotta build in public and all that stuff

[undone mirage]

it just asks for your res and a paragraph on why you're a good fit

[tranquil crown]

give your opinions on the latest ai

[storm pelican]

you don't say anything

[scenic oyster]

can u refer me to c1

[tranquil crown]

get cancelled sometimes

[undone mirage]

oh

[storm pelican]

i concur josh allen

[undone mirage]

you gotta be

a slop poster

like linkedin but x

[urban ore]

ye dm me the front and back of ur venturex card and i got u

[narrow sierra]

yeah but then u actually have to code who tf does that shit

[opal needle]

x is so brainrotted

[narrow sierra]

I'm here for the MONEY

[undone mirage]

nah

[scenic oyster]

ok i gotchu

[undone mirage]

x is in the future

everyones all about vibecoding

[storm pelican]

you don't find ABGs the greatest thing ever? /j

[undone mirage]

bro i saw his name dw he's legit 😭

[urban ore]

bro

nvm

[storm pelican]

yeah ur gone buddy

[narrow sierra]

X has so much larp it's insnae

[undone mirage]

bros looking for their oai api keys

[narrow sierra]

LOL

[tranquil crown]

if you wanna steal an api key just search it up on github

[narrow sierra]

this guy is braindead

[undone mirage]

HI

[tranquil crown]

if that method even works

[storm pelican]

no ban, just timeout

[narrow sierra]

real method is AI wrapper mobile apps

u can farm api keys

[undone mirage]

man

databricks oai is so rng

im such a fat chud

i dont go to loo

ill never get them

[frank hornet]

alpha farming ❌
api key farming ✅

[opal needle]

nah im good

[tranquil crown]

oh facts

[opal needle]

im 19

[storm pelican]

how do u know so much ball

[opal needle]

i have to lock in

18-22 is the best time in ur life to study and grind

[narrow sierra]

yo I'm locked in

[opal needle]

trust

[storm pelican]

so much for not coding /s

[opal needle]

no time for girls

[undone mirage]

that guy freaking used to make scalping bots he knows ball

[narrow sierra]

LOL

bro I'm locked in on all the wrong things

none of this will get me a job

🙏

[opal needle]

just get google

and u will be set

[narrow sierra]

yeah right

[undone mirage]

go into cybersec

[narrow sierra]

u right

I'd retire at Google

[opal needle]

i heard they got free food in the office + a good growth environment

idk tho

[urban ore]

@scenic oyster u welcome for the refferal 👍

[undone mirage]

google does constant layoffs though

[scenic oyster]

thanks

[undone mirage]

not in waves

just constant

[storm pelican]

no

[undone mirage]

google hype is overrated

[opal needle]

google food mogs tho

lol

[storm pelican]

you're cscd brained

[proud mauve]

Does working at Google help us get abgs

[wheat chasm]

nah

[narrow sierra]

they wouldn't fire me dw

I'm too locked in to be fired

🙏

[tranquil crown]

apple doesnt

unless you count vending machines

[opal needle]

im pretty sure google will help us get any type of girls not just abgs

[undone mirage]

if you got money you can get abgs dw 🙏

[proud mauve]

🙏

[undone mirage]

does apple give apples like amazon gives bananas

[opal needle]

just dont be the bottom x% that they lay off lmfao

[mystic shard]

dumbass

[narrow sierra]

My single goal in life is free lunch

once I get free lunch I'm done

[frank hornet]

bro what are you doing

[undone mirage]

dumbass

[opal needle]

aim higher

[proud mauve]

I'm just chudding around bro

[storm pelican]

have u seen this https://lunches.fyi/

[opal needle]

aim for free meals

[narrow sierra]

what is this poverty company

[opal needle]

free dinner and breakfast

[tranquil crown]

idt we get anything

[frank hornet]

valid

[proud mauve]

Trolling to cope with my joblessness

[narrow sierra]

yeah this is what I base my tier list off

[tranquil crown]

they do got shuttles tho

[undone mirage]

as an intern u have 15 deadlines? 😭

[narrow sierra]

only scrapes the open menus

[storm pelican]

i mean its scraped

not true

[narrow sierra]

I mean it prolly is if someone provides accounts

[urban ore]

nvidia aint even free 😭

[narrow sierra]

subsidized tho

it's like $4

and they serve halal apparently 🔥

[unique robin]

chiz

did you get team matched yet

[urban ore]

orz

[scenic oyster]

4 dollars?

[unique robin]

flight matched

[narrow sierra]

like lowkey nvidia should just hire me

[urban ore]

no im still in airport teammatch

[unique robin]

bro

airport team match is cooking u bro

you ain’t gonna make it out

[urban ore]

its cause i filled out the thing late bruh

[storm pelican]

look up riley waltz, he did a writeup iirc on how he made it

[unique robin]

did you try calling the company

[urban ore]

nah its chill im not worried about it

[proud mauve]

Can I call u

I need Google proc

[unique robin]

erm

sorry i cant give my personal number out

[opal needle]

yo its juliana

kevin!

wheres kevin

[undone mirage]

that's my quant

[unique robin]

[opal needle]

LMAO

[storm pelican]

where's kevin when u need him

[undone mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

[opal needle]

LMFAO

[scenic oyster]

is kevin banne

[undone mirage]

ye

a mod banned him

rotten mods

[scenic oyster]

why

[opal needle]

bro why did we ban kevin

wtf

[unique robin]

what is the fyi tag

[storm pelican]

kevin got banned? </3

[unique robin]

like what does it mean

[narrow sierra]

kevin is banned?

[scenic oyster]

bro why is he banne

[wheat chasm]

thats w rizz

[narrow sierra]

he was the light of this server

[unique robin]

what country owns fyi

[scenic oyster]

can someone unban him

[unique robin]

@storm pelican

[urban ore]

fiji

[undone mirage]

i think u can tell who he is with that one gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728872326044844044/1496955101666087002/togif.gif

[narrow sierra]

guys I'm crowdsourcing accounts for closed off company lunch menus hml

[scenic oyster]

wait like actually pls unban kevin i need his looksmaxxing150 course

[narrow sierra]

we will build a better lunches.fyi

[undone mirage]

@storm pelican just curious cause i read a bit of your website

[storm pelican]

its from icann so not originated by a single country like .uk etc

[unique robin]

binkymoon llc

[undone mirage]

do you think sitting online in discords like this is good or bad for social skills as in does it develop or prohibit social skills

[storm pelican]

google ai is good af wtf

duckduckgo

[unique robin]

google ai is decent enough for simple searches

[opal needle]

good

it develops greatly

[unique robin]

it’s shit at anything that requires even a lil research tho

[narrow sierra]

develops social skills

[undone mirage]

i've said im not gonna make it 😭

[opal needle]

lowk it slipped out a couple of times

[storm pelican]

i think it's good for social skills but bad for work-level relationships

[opal needle]

wait only to cs majors tho

like my friends

i dont say it to non cs majors

they wouldnt know

[narrow sierra]

What do non CS majors do to get a job

[opal needle]

i dont talk to business kids

[narrow sierra]

like what are their procs like

just straight behavioural?

[scenic oyster]

ask their family friend and get hired on the spot

[undone mirage]

work level relationships are just common sense in that you start out very formal and end up at some point becoming good friends or hitting some stopping point that is the boundary that's been set

[narrow sierra]

😭

[mint quest]

I love business

[opal needle]

memorize case studies

[scenic oyster]

i should have done IB

[opal needle]

and get a consulting job at mckinsey

[narrow sierra]

IB is slavery bruh

fuck that shit

[storm pelican]

yup. although, being on here is good because u learn what exactly is probably what u should and shouldnt say in an online space. it's bad because if you stay long enough, it'll become ur default (brain rot). there's a few people who've genuinely ruined their lives being on here too much. i wont say names but dm if ur more curious

[opal needle]

ye

[mint quest]

bruh I just want one big offer bro I don’t wanna be wafflin like this forever

[opal needle]

faang job mogs analysts at these firms tho

[fast holly]

memorize case studies for 2 weeks and get a 150k job making ppt slides

[opal needle]

same pay half the work

[mint quest]

I’m tryna have some normal hobbies instead of refreshing my emails every 5 mins

[narrow sierra]

yeah and then end it all because ur work is boring asf

[narrow sierra]

how is that even possible

[wheat chasm]

holy aura

[opal needle]

"i js want one big offer" bro do u hear urself talk

jk

rooting for u

[undone mirage]

r u talking about james 😂

[storm pelican]

for some people recruiting consumes their entire life

this meme originated from here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800639216283418634/1294004223351984199/IMG_9150.png

[opal needle]

i learn so much more from cscd than irl conversations

[wheat chasm]

but what if i get no faang proc

[storm pelican]

yeah theres a ton of lore on here shockingly

[opal needle]

do u really think i care abt what goes on in non cs majors lives'

no

im LOCKED IN

in the trenches

getting rich

and getting faang offers

[narrow sierra]

just need 1 offer

[opal needle]

and making lifelong connections on cscd

[storm pelican]

not really, i don't know him like that. im just saying in general. perhaps they may be a case. but i have friends this has happened to

[narrow sierra]

lowkey though everyone I've seen who has gotten an offer that they wanted moves the goal post

to something better

I've never seen someone say they're happy and stop

[mint quest]

I don’t want to be checking my emails like this yo 😭🥀 im tryna have some normal hobbies brochacho

[steel wind]

im happy

[storm pelican]

a fun one: someone once streamed their google onsite here (they got offer)

[steel wind]

at zon

[scenic oyster]

aura

[opal needle]

thats cuz their offer wasnt google lmfao

[undone mirage]

like they joined vc on their phone and streamed it?

[storm pelican]

another was a executive from wikipedia joining and trying to hire people

[tranquil crown]

live streaming interviews should be the next big thing

[narrow sierra]

so real

[storm pelican]

wikimedia* but same thing

[narrow sierra]

I'll be happy w google no troll

[opal needle]

wait isnt this against policy

[narrow sierra]

I don't fw the Google hate in this server

[storm pelican]

nah screenshared in the leetcode VC

[opal needle]

bro its just trolls, if u do the math bro

[storm pelican]

duh, that's the funny part

[opal needle]

no one has google

[undone mirage]

but how? isn't it that they fly you out there

[opal needle]

more ppl do here than the avg population but still

[scenic oyster]

who is hating on google

[tranquil crown]

oh yeah you right

[opal needle]

CJ right?

[storm pelican]

oh u want bad ones?? lol. someone's girlfriend broke up with them for their activity in this server

[opal needle]

bro that shit was so fucked

i cringed the whole way trhough

[narrow sierra]

people in here say it's career killer cuz promos r slow and shi

but like who cares Google so fire

[opal needle]

nah what

[scenic oyster]

if i graduate with any faang i would be so happy

[opal needle]

girlfriend was not locked in

[narrow sierra]

she wasn't the one if she's doesn't fw CSCD

[storm pelican]

another was someone getting rescinded from an unamed firm after posting confidential stuff here

[opal needle]

wait but if ur on the right team promos can happen every year or roughly every year

so this isnt accurate

[tranquil crown]

wtf ts supposed to be a career maker

[narrow sierra]

oh hell no r recruiters actually in this server

[opal needle]

NO WAY

[narrow sierra]

idk man I don't work at google

[scenic oyster]

u gotta be ex js ex oai ex citsec ex rentech

[tranquil crown]

ah i see

[narrow sierra]

I just saw a couple of people in #1337377872112779264 say that shit

#1337377872112779264 makes me slightly suicidal

[opal needle]

bro dont fall for this ragebait

💀

[storm pelican]

yeah there's recruiters in here. another one: a recruiter dm'ed me asking about someone in here, i wont say who or what i said, but they wanted to see logs on them alpha farming

[opal needle]

google is a career maker

[tranquil crown]

shit didnt realize

[storm pelican]

to me probably this #2027_summer message

[narrow sierra]

I'm so fried I am not serious at all in this server

[wheat chasm]

its me

[storm pelican]

cause i was directly contacted

[narrow sierra]

my pfp is lit a phub pfp

[opal needle]

yo lock in

allah is watching

😭

[narrow sierra]

one time I messaged an apple eng w this pfp on twitter

completely forgot

[wheat chasm]

recruiter gonna see that shit and deny that

[mint quest]

They had their government name on here?

[narrow sierra]

asked him for a ref too

LOL

he didn't respond

😭

expected tho

[storm pelican]

i think people just forget it's a public server with 150,000 people (albeit most not active), twitter knows about this place, instagram knows about this place, tiktok knows about this place. so recruiters caught on -> how we get here

thats why i say we peaked in 2022

[opal needle]

its only the same 100 ppl thats ever active on this channel tho...

scary how many lurkers there are

[narrow sierra]

prolly * 10 lurkers

[wheat chasm]

reddit is terrible

[opal needle]

r/csmajors is so useless

[storm pelican]

no wtf? y'all forget how much info u all share on here. it's so easy to doxx if someone curious (say an HM, recruiter, or SWE) wants to find everything about you (namely linkedin)

[scenic oyster]

this is so facts

its like half hopium half doom with no good advice

[opal needle]

can u add a bot to delete messages for ppl

[wheat chasm]

if a recruiter finds messages of me on here and they are able to tie it back to me theyd accept me no doubt all i do is aura farm here

[opal needle]

sums it up lowk

[storm pelican]

yeah it was kinda a pipeline. find out about r/csmajors -> join server -> find out about cscd -> then TQD, everything else

[opal needle]

fr bro say smth we dont know the success stories are from t10 mfs

[storm pelican]

i mean, even if you delete everything is still public. people have third party discord clients, there's mod tools, et al. that's why joey said this #welcome message in the rules

[mint quest]

Word

[quaint basalt]

Ts wasn’t me right

I don’t think I share alpha

[narrow sierra]

I never delete messages I stand by everything I say in here

not like this guy @fading beacon

[mint quest]

Note to my recruiter: please give me job 🙏

[narrow sierra]

always deleting his shit

[storm pelican]

CSCareerHub, IDRAMA, Tigers, Silly Gang, all the side servers

[opal needle]

oh word

[urban ore]

• @void wolf 's Alpha trading server

[wheat chasm]

r/csmajors is filled with ngmis

[storm pelican]

yup

[tranquil crown]

holy shit i gotta go further down the rabbit hole

[opal needle]

what is tigers lore

i dont even know

[quaint basalt]

no response

[opal needle]

someone explain!

[quaint basalt]

gg it was me

[wheat chasm]

u support the fraud mvp u unfortunately are ngmi

[storm pelican]

ok lore over. .

[opal needle]

nah my boy josh allen is hella gmi

[mint quest]

wtf is a tigers

[wheat chasm]

lamar more gmi

[mint quest]

why am I tiger first of all

Why was I named a tiger

[wheat chasm]

wemby is gmi

[mint quest]

Who named me tiger bro

🥀

[pearl bloom]

can u tell us what company

[storm pelican]

honestly idk, i assume it's just another one of those alpha farming servers

[storm pelican]

obviously not, while i dont mind sharing anon lore, i can't expose her team like that

[quaint basalt]

fuck

her

[wheat chasm]

cant believe the feds are in this server

[quaint basalt]

It was me

[narrow sierra]

her

[quaint basalt]

my recruiter was a her

[narrow sierra]

it was a woman

[mint quest]

@unique robin

[quaint basalt]

streameast can u dm me and say it wasn’t me

highkey I be stressing

[urban ore]

it was me bruh

[mint quest]

yo me too bruh please

[quaint basalt]

know to not apply

[mint quest]

I tweak a lot in this server

[tranquil crown]

my goat will never be a fraud

[quaint basalt]

what does > mean

[wheat chasm]

Blud choked against bo nix

[narrow sierra]

yo who ghost pinged me

[tranquil crown]

it was a catch, not a pick

he was down

[wheat chasm]

gng he still threw 4 picks

[tranquil crown]

we dont talk about that

those never happened

[wheat chasm]

my b 2 picks

still ahh

[quaint basalt]

wtf does this mean

oh it says aired

dam I needago to sleep

me neither

idk if it’s the caffeine or my finals but I think I convinced myself it was about me and I got rejected cuz of it

Gg

We’re all ngmi

[dark bane]

this image is so insanely tuff

[mint quest]

I doubt it bro

[unique robin]

hi guys

to all the recruiters out there

i absolutely do NOT stand for alpha trading

alpha trading is to me what oil is to water

i will never under any circumstance allow for the trading of alpha to happen as long as i am a moderator on the great cs career dev discord

[mint quest]

Knight of cscd

[unique robin]

that’s true

[mint quest]

yo I didn’t know you were tuff like that bro

I heard a lot abt you king

[unique robin]

gratz on tesla

[austere path]

juliana

tesla did intvs already?

[unique robin]

yeah

[marble walrus]

Nah

[mint quest]

this guy just making shit up

[vivid stirrup]

Hotel, trivago.

[mint quest]

sup

[echo obsidian]

gratz on tesla

[warm surge]

Tigers mentioned

[unique robin]

hm

i warned you didn’t i

[austere path]

applied to like 30 fucking roles

got rej for 1

[hidden glacier]

yo ayman

how was stats

[unique robin]

i don’t think i did terrible

but i need a 80 to pass

which i don’t think i got

i guess i’m retaking all my classes

i actually failed every class this semester

😭

[barren cliff]

no way

[austere path]

💀

all good i fucked up on my regression test

[hidden glacier]

it can’t be that bad

[austere path]

killed my chances of getting an A

[unique robin]

no like

i’m not even joking

for programming languages i basically answered only 1/10 questions on the final

for cpu design maybe 4/10

and stats maybe 6

60%

i needed an 80 for pass though

sorta

functional programming

lambda calc

stuff like that

[swift crypt]

Your group is on a 24 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 3/6: @undone mirage
5/6: @swift moat @terse fractal
6/6: @proud mauve

[mint quest]

no way bro

ppl get couple big offers and start switching up

[swift crypt]

Rock and 3 others were playing

[frigid hawk]

Anyone else look at the linked ins of the top smartest people u remember from highschool

and realize ur making more than all of them

so u lowkey start throwing it back

[proud mauve]

@undone mirage help

I'm cooked

[mighty pike]

@frigid hawk hi incoming aws

Why u so funny

[undone mirage]

i ahvne't even looekd yet

it owntl et me play

[proud mauve]

💀

Just /wordle lol

[wheat chasm]

Folk

I need more linkedin connections

[dense dagger]

ragebait or tardation

[wheat chasm]

I dont got enough

[frank hornet]

this is unfortunately false

[dawn valve]

Bro what even is that word

[proud mauve]

Give me the first 1

💀

[mighty pike]

What does that word even mean lol

[frigid hawk]

trick of the trade

[frigid hawk]

sorry bro i terramog you

[proud mauve]

@mighty pike what is first letter

[mighty pike]

This guy so funny

[summer folio]

anyone know any other places offering gca rn

[mighty pike]

U almost there

[frigid hawk]

sorry bro denied iv got too many fans now

[wheat chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-folk-hold-laugh-baby-cry-emoji-gif-17859169049016606658

[proud mauve]

Omg this one too hard

[frigid hawk]

ill let you be an instagram follower tho

as long as ur a loyal post liker

[dawn valve]

Sonion

It’s what u have at ur 4th letter

[prime lodge]

King

[proud mauve]

Idek what does the word mean sonion ring

[frank hornet]

shitty ahh wordle

[frigid hawk]

did u go to some fancy school

smartest guy from my hs became a pilot

[dawn valve]

yea me neither I just had to start putting in letters

[prime lodge]

Prince please respond

[dawn valve]

[proud mauve]

He went to the best school in his country

[frank hornet]

holy larp

[frank hornet]

i mean i'm just unemployed

[frigid hawk]

type shit

[dawn valve]

Dudes will be incoming hrt

And say ts

[frigid hawk]

ill give you referral when i make it

free referalls for everyone

[frank hornet]

thanks bro

[frigid hawk]

np anytime

[proud mauve]

The word np scares me

[wheat chasm]

nah gng let the money change you and switch up on your day 1s

[frigid hawk]

way ahead of u bud

[sleek pilot]

What about the day 2s

[frank hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[frigid hawk]

iv already cut everyone off.

[proud mauve]

It's only been a few days since I said goodbye to algorithm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1480384269208649951/caption.webp

[frigid hawk]

free referrals for everyone in this discord

i get money on successful pipelines

[frank hornet]

i think i'm gonna be a grab driver for the summer

[proud mauve]

Damn is Grab also a thing in ur country

[frank hornet]

yeah

[proud mauve]

I thought it's a Vietnam thing lol

[frigid hawk]

i wish i knew people irl to share this humor with

[proud mauve]

I see

[frigid hawk]

that played hoi4 also

[proud mauve]

I'm inc @ Grab 🥀

[frank hornet]

orz

[wheat chasm]

good work

[proud mauve]

Optimizing shortest path algorithm

[frank hornet]

incoming shopee

[proud mauve]

Lol

[frank hornet]

warehouse worker

[proud mauve]

Inc Lazada

[wheat chasm]

make sure that whenever you talk about your achievements mention how no one helped you along the way

[frigid hawk]

so true

iv gotten more help from internet strangers and chatgpt than anyone irl

[proud mauve]

Internet strangers are my friends

Cause my friends are terminally online

[frigid hawk]

people be larping terminally online

if your screentime isnt atleast 11 hrs ur a larp

[proud mauve]

I'm a larp then 🥀

[frank hornet]

will sig give me an offer

[swift moat]

Eu4 mogs

[proud mauve]

How are u having wifi on the plane bro

[frank hornet]

i'm not on the plane anymore

[swift moat]

Some airlines give it

[proud mauve]

I see lol

[frank hornet]

true ngmis can't afford to pay $25 for in-flight wifi

[proud mauve]

Are u the physics Heisenberg or the film heisenberg or the game heisenberg

[proud mauve]

🥀

[swift moat]

Yes

[proud mauve]

Lowk whenever I go on a flight I just play angry bird or smth

I don't even have any show to watch

Typical chud

[proud mauve]

Like which one are u

[frank hornet]

if a kid isn't sitting next to me i just watch the hangover trilogy

[swift moat]

First 2

[swift moat]

Why does the first part matter lol

[proud mauve]

Lol

Just watch it with the kid

[frank hornet]

you're right lowk

[swift moat]

For >6 hours this is crazy

[frank hornet]

?

[proud mauve]

I was joking

[frank hornet]

you can go to the restroom and goon

[swift moat]

Actually full rawdog no music is hard regardless of time

[proud mauve]

I've seen ppl got kicked out after staying in for too long bro

[swift moat]

This happens?

[mellow saffron]

🥀

[echo obsidian]

Full rawdog, no food, no music, no human interaction.

[proud mauve]

Ye

Not me tho I just saw other ppl did it

[narrow sierra]

I did that on a 10 hr flight

no headphones or anyt just rawdogged it

[echo obsidian]

do you hate yourself

...

[frank hornet]

shouldn’t be a problem for you though

[proud mauve]

Wdym bro 🥀

😔

Ts sad

[narrow sierra]

had to fix my slop filled brain

I ended up sleeping most of it

[echo obsidian]

sleeping doesnt count

[proud mauve]

Ye you have to stay awake and stare at the air lol

[marble walrus]

I got super lucky

[narrow sierra]

I just naturally fall asleep

if I do this

[echo obsidian]

Yeah I get to listen to my psychotic schizophrenic brain

[narrow sierra]

I can sleep through anything at anytime it's such a blessing

[frank hornet]

you’ll be gooning to me

[proud mauve]

I'm straight bro

[frank hornet]

close your eyes and imagine i’m a woman then

[proud mauve]

😳

[swift lily]

OpenAi Deployment Company recruiter in my DMs

What should I tell her

[mellow saffron]

ask her if she works at the krusty krabs

[mighty pike]

[quaint basalt]

I have been very quit

quite

Quiet

I think

Ayman was it me

[swift lily]

We have to leverage AI everywhere

WAGMI

AI will cure cancer

[undone mirage]

tell her to give me a referral

[dense dagger]

ur right broski, amazon so orz, they're so selective with their hiring

[dark bane]

[frigid hawk]

Do a lat spread

[compact heart]

yo is zon 2027 app out?

they have a SDE interhsip app that opened on 5/12

[undone mirage]

zon fall is out

idk about 2027

[compact heart]

https://www.amazon.jobs/en/jobs/3179209/software-development-engineer-intern

this isnt 2027?

but it doesnt say any dates how do yk?

[mellow saffron]

mmm zon

my favorite quant

[frank hornet]

zon mogs quant

[lone rampart]

tims mogs zon

[proud mauve]

^

[long geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998781935469985822/1497234501888114830/caption.gif

[undone mirage]

aren't u excited for unlimited claude code @noble lion

i can even use it on personal projects

😎

so mcuh claude code that i'll have to struggle to hit the quota

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

[distant fox]

inside hrt rej after 600

[swift lily]

Zon MOGS quant

[undone mirage]

@noble lion

what did you realize

so what did you realize

[sullen finch]

Fork found in kitchen

[undone mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-wilde-zootopia-scuba-tiktok-dance-gif-10524398184234574560

[undone mirage]

^^

yes

why wouldn't it be normal for companies to force thier meployees to use services of comapnies they're partnered with

😂

that's how partnerships work

[sullen finch]

That’s how companies inflate their financials too

[foggy pebble]

very normal for a firm to invest in xyz and tell the employees to use xyz

[sullen finch]

We operate on a hypothetical dollar anyways so like everything is just held up by agreements

[foggy pebble]

not particularly

[sullen finch]

Lowkey hella normal

What you’re getting at is why people believe ai is a bubble

Because of cyclical contract deals

Cyclical is not the right word

Circular

Oracle oai Anthropic Google nvidia etc etc all have deals with each other for $xyz of real money or something valued at that and they all just pass it around

[undone mirage]

not like they're forcing employees to use it

outside of work

they're just forcing them to use it inside during worktime

nothign weird about it

[sullen finch]

True

There’s no fraudulent work going on it’s just misleading

Allows them to boost shareholder value 😭

Our only purpose in life

[undone mirage]

boost shareholder value or create our own company and force our employees to boost shareholder value

the way of life

[tame edge]

They do
The big zon just told me I didn't get RO because my monthly Claude bill on my personal account was below $150

Welcome to the future

[sullen finch]

Bring back meta token leaderboard

[undone mirage]

🥀

[undone mirage]

its gone?

[sullen finch]

Meta pulled it

I believe

[peak girder]

Is lc still relevant

[undone mirage]

yes

[red whale]

!process what is capital one summit?

[peak girder]

Aight

[atomic jewel]

Anyone know what to expect Optiver post final behave

[mighty pike]

The Complete List of 91 Decacorns in 2025 https://share.google/6tagtrGod0ItqENo1

I found a better source

And it's called decacorns if a private company value over 10B

[undone mirage]

some of thesea re not the asme as other

s

that's for sure

[dark bane]

this image is so tuff

[unique robin]

no you’re too new

[red summit]

there's levels to ts

[mighty pike]

Wdym

[balmy bolt]

anyone know how i can get shein intern

[red summit]

unicorns being overshadowed by decacorns

[solid portal]

Why

[pure umbra]

for c1 2027 tdp reach out, does it matter if i do the zoom or 1on1 call or neither

[dense geode]

doesn’t matter

[red whale]

Did you get the summit thing

[worthy palm]

hi chat

damn coinbase laid off 14%

[pure umbra]

can i do neither, or does it really make a difference if i do one?

[pure umbra]

no just 2027 tdp reach out

[dark bane]

this image is so fricken tuff bro

[dense geode]

they just answer your questions

and ask about your background

and email you when it opens

[pure umbra]

if i don’t do it, do i still get the email

[dense geode]

not sure

might as well do it tho

its 15 mins

[crystal pendant]

thank you. i did it

[mighty pike]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-hi-cat-cute-cute-cat-gif-6685694989729503455

[echo yew]

does anyone now if stripe will let you take your return offer a few months after graduation (ex: may 2026 grad, start sep 2026)

or does anyone know someone who has stripe ro and knows the deets

[dark bane]

the only person i knew with stripe ro got it rescinded cuz he was selling referrals hehe

[worthy palm]

hi chat

im in c1 office rn

[echo yew]

lol

[worthy palm]

my friend who works here is actually doing work, i am being a bum and drinking coke zero

[dark bane]

try asking here https://discord.gg/8esamwAtvh

[echo yew]

ty

[worthy palm]

i feel like this is pretty common in general

idk specifically for stripe

but like especially if u do august

that is very normal

a lot of people basically take a full final summer break before starting work FT

[echo yew]

yea think so too

[worthy palm]

still do what juda says and just communicate with your recruiter / hr person

[dark bane]

yeah i think my one of my last mentors mentioned taking like 6 months in between graduation and starting FT to travel or something

[worthy palm]

yeah this is almost what everyone i know did

like 2-6 months to just travel and spend time with family and stuff

[hybrid saddle]

im clanking

[swift moat]

wait ifl a lot of ppl actually dont take like any time off

so many ppl start in june

[lilac hemlock]

i would nawt do that i wanna take a senior trip

[worthy palm]

im starting in june but thats still 2 months off 👀

there are some people that start pretty quick im sure

[swift moat]

oh ur school finishes april?

[worthy palm]

technically graduation happened may 4, but i finished april 23 and start june 29

[bronze raptor]

I'm not hearing back from my zon recruiter for this summer. I already completed in-person interviews last week and was told they are placing me in a new team. It's getting really late and I need to start soon (May 25th latest) for an entire 12 weeks. I also have another offer that needs to hear back by this Friday and I sent an expedite email to my recruiter and they haven't responded. Do recruiters usually acknowledge these emails or nah?

[worthy palm]

prolly super recruiter specific and not standardized

zon as a whole is just super disorganized

[bronze raptor]

I'm worried I might have to do another HM call too, bc that could set back the timeline

😭

[neat hemlock]

i thought u got offer brah

[bronze raptor]

For zon? Nah

[latent dagger]

i think it just depends on individual

mine was super responsive

[bronze raptor]

Thanks

[rotund shuttle]

yes they do

[bronze raptor]

Do they respond to them or depends

Thanks

[dark bane]

graduation on star wars day 🔥

[worthy palm]

yeah they played the starwars theme at the end

[dark bane]

sick

[unkempt kindle]

summer 2027 recruiting season starting already???

damn

[dark bane]

burrito timr

im gonna eat kfc

[undone mirage]

they record you for the ai section where u speak to the ai

coding oa isn't proctored

[narrow sierra]

Yes

[lilac hemlock]

Best, is top tier

[vivid stirrup]

Best,
First Last

That’s mine

I bold and italicize my name like it’s a signature it’s so tuff

[lilac hemlock]

Best,
Mito

as in i do my preferred name and not my full name

[narrow sierra]

Mine is

Thanks,
first last

[lilac hemlock]

F tier addresses are also definitely like

Dear tiger,

[narrow sierra]

How do u start ur email

[undone mirage]

Yall think llp or ml / ml adjacent work has better career prospects

[lilac hemlock]

im the only one who uses the formal address comma in my addresses nowadays 😔 im a pedantic grammar chud

[lilac hemlock]

Hi, Yousef,

[narrow sierra]

Yeah same

[undone mirage]

Low level programming

[narrow sierra]

Gotta glaze w the Dr. when talking to profs

[undone mirage]

So low latency systems

[narrow sierra]

They fuck w that shit

[lilac hemlock]

loser knowledge but the formal address fell out of use in english so everyone just does Hi Yousef, now 💔

[undone mirage]

Wondering which one is better

And maybe ill start taking stuff seriously

[narrow sierra]

If you do dear mito they’re gonna thing ur insane

[lilac hemlock]

dear is F tier

[narrow sierra]

What’s formal then

[vivid stirrup]

What about
Hey Yousef!

I feel like the exclamation point gives off good energy

[lilac hemlock]

what ive gathered is that ML has a higher ceiling but you actually have to hit that ceiling

[undone mirage]

What do you think

[vivid stirrup]

Hi, is kinda dry

[lilac hemlock]

S tier opening

Dearest Yousef, Hello!!!:

[narrow sierra]

Dearest is insane

Far too much glass

[lilac hemlock]

how about the line right after

[vivid stirrup]

Feels too low energy idk

[lilac hemlock]

do yall do some bs like "I hope you're doing well. <actual subject of the email here> ..."

i lowkey just get straight to the point 💔

[vivid stirrup]

Nah gotta get to the point quick

[lilac hemlock]

respect i do the same

[narrow sierra]

I have GPT write my emails

My brain doesn’t work anymore

[lilac hemlock]

True ai native over here

[narrow sierra]

🔥

[narrow sierra]

I love how on metas survey from their presentation thing they asked if you have always used AI

Like what do they think

[lilac hemlock]

no subject its just Re: as well

orz

[narrow sierra]

This tech became mainstream in like 2022

Idk

Was a dumb question

AI psychosis has hit these guys heavily

[tranquil sand]

If I signed c1 housing contract can I still renege

Program formally starts in 2 weeks but I don't start until June 15 if that matters

[crystal pendant]

At Lockheed Martin, our mission is to keep you mission ready

[edgy fractal]

was the housing contract that form on the portal? if so I reneged it without any issues

[plain plover]

why u reneging now

[copper wagon]

ima renege

[dark bane]

ima take a nap

[queen vortex]

ima renege my nap

[hidden heath]

yeah

can always reneg

did you get a housing location already

[sullen finch]

Internships are at will so either party can break contract for any reason they choose

[restive breach]

hello everyone this summer i applied to almost more than 500 internship lol 💀 , could anyone please review my profile or something help me figure out what I am doing wrong? I would really really apprciate that thanks

[echo obsidian]

when did u start applying

are you US citizen

[proud mauve]

Send in #1019675142248468601

https://youtu.be/GEJJOceHmME?si=J3C_lqSYP1DaXIVD

New video dropped

[restive breach]

I started applying on time after the summers and after getting nothing i stopped shortly during dec and jan, and then started again
I am intl

[echo obsidian]

ah :(( its a hard market for international

[proud mauve]

🥀

My intl brother

[echo obsidian]

a lot of companies not sponsoring

[restive breach]

I would love to post at #1019675142248468601, but I would have to blur too many details for that, i am open for private message though if anyone is open to review it

[proud mauve]

Aah I see

[restive breach]

Yes seems so, especially handshake, since they are small companies they are not open at all

although partner colleges companies were somewhat friendly and open for interns, as i saw with my friends experience

[echo obsidian]

Yeah ypu needa pray for a big company

[restive breach]

also I deeply regret not staying up with simplify and applying to all of them, after a while i quit after being dissapointed

for next summer i will apply to all 2000 plus

[echo obsidian]

you should spend time to blur your resume and post it there

people more qualified then i would help u

what year are you?

[restive breach]

hey thanks so much for being so kind, i will take my time today evening to do so

I am sophmore

wbu?

did you get any internship

[echo obsidian]

You have time

Just lock in for this next semester

[mighty pike]

U should stop watching this dumbass youtuber

[sleek pilot]

I skipped all my classes to grind leetcode and have a 2.4 but I’m pretty good (can solve mediums in ~20 minutes). Can I get into Nvidia as a python dev?

[proud mauve]

I skipped all my classes to grind lc and have a 1.6 but I'm pretty good at lc ( I've finished nc 150)

Can I get a swe job at hrt

[sleek pilot]

Isn’t quant dev just leetcode

For finance anyways

I thought the whole point was we have brute force for quant trading but that’s too slow

Idk about quant research I’m guessing that’s probably gonna be outsourced to Claude soon so who cares

[violet current]

if im graduating may 2027 and have 3 internships(2 faang) should i apply for quant dev internships next cycle or quant dev ng

[proud mauve]

Actually?

I feel like

[narrow sierra]

he's trolling bro

not much they can really do

at will employment

[proud mauve]

So how can I get quant

[violet current]

.

[narrow sierra]

aren't u putnam goat

just like

leverage that somehow idk

[proud mauve]

That never happened bro 🥀

[frank hornet]

larp larp larp sahur

[proud mauve]

Also the 2 putnam goats I know didn't get quant this year

[frank hornet]

are you one of them

wait no you got quant

[proud mauve]

💀

[urban ore]

intern

[urban ore]

lol

bro

congrats on the internship btw

[violet current]

why tho is it eaiser to get intern ro than ng by itself?

[urban ore]

i saw ur linkedinpost about ur 3 incomings

[proud mauve]

🥀

[proud mauve]

💀

[echo obsidian]

i thought tiger 22 is quant

[urban ore]

ng hc is alot lower from what ive heard

also getting the proc is significantly harder if ur not prev quant

[undone mirage]

Tiger 22 is rentech

[urban ore]

^

[violet current]

ah damm

how do i get reachouts for quant dev

or early pipeline

[sleek pilot]

post odin project journey on linkedin

[urban ore]

ask @proud mauve

[violet current]

even tho im have 2 faang

[echo obsidian]

r u top school

[violet current]

nah 🙁

[urban ore]

ye usually its a school thing

[echo obsidian]

pretty fried

[violet current]

t60 overall t25 cs

[urban ore]

hopefully ur faang thing is not zon + zon

[violet current]

no its zon + better

[proud mauve]

Lol

[urban ore]

ye u could get proc then

[proud mauve]

What is wrong with Zon bro

[violet current]

whats the odin project

[urban ore]

zon is tuff

[proud mauve]

How do I know bro

[violet current]

oh some web shit

do i have to larp grad date if i apply for quant intern next cycle?

[bold moss]

r u 27 grad?

[violet current]

yeah

[frank hornet]

qd pipeline

[sleek pilot]

oh actually wait i'm in a similar boat minus the 3x faang interns

[bold moss]

jus say dec 27

that’s what i’m doing for quant firms next cycle

[violet current]

why do quant only recruit from top schools i stg some ppl from my school are rlly cracked in system dev but they get no quant

[sleek pilot]

does it make sense to apply for both FT and ng?

[bold moss]

name lwk matters hella

[bold moss]

imma do that

like

intern for quant

ng for rest

cuz ng quant is impossible

☠️

and too much to study for

[urban ore]

ngl i dont think any quant firms cares about grad date lol

[violet current]

but i see ppl with weak exp and skills from top schools get quant 😭

[urban ore]

like js will let u intern after u grad

[tulip spruce]

Got rej for 2/3 roles

[bold moss]

yeah but lwk just incase

you never know

[urban ore]

gg

[proud mauve]

Post ur progress on getcracked.io

[proud mauve]

Can I get quant with low iq

[violet current]

is getcracked a good pipeline to quant

[urban ore]

ye just get the q banks

[bold moss]

what easiest quant firm int proc

[urban ore]

imc

[sleek pilot]

kinda but it's lower signal than odin's

it's easier tho

[bold moss]

na they changing this year

[urban ore]

oh really

damn

[proud mauve]

I feel like the qt interviews are kinda gameable tbh

[bold moss]

imc lwk losing aura

[bold moss]

qd or quant swe

[violet current]

isnt odin a javascprit web dev place 💀

[proud mauve]

Trading

[bold moss]

i’m not built for qt my guy

[sleek pilot]

ruby on rails bro

[proud mauve]

It's just amc probability questions tho 😭

[sleek pilot]

i stg nobody here is landing quant this is like basic stuff

[violet current]

have any of u done quant dev interviews

[proud mauve]

I am NOT landing quant 🥀

[bold moss]

yes it’s just lc but more in depth

it’s mostly design q

[violet current]

so like no c++ specific stuff?

[bold moss]

well later rounds yes

[violet current]

ah

[sleek pilot]

yes

[violet current]

no way thats a real quant listing

"word"

[sleek pilot]

https://revantage.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/Revantage/job/Remote---Illinois/Quantitative-Developer-Intern_JR103176

[violet current]

dang

r u inc meta

[bold moss]

possibly

maybe not

[frigid solstice]

can you refer me?

[violet current]

r u gonna reneg late :9

[sleek pilot]

quant cycle is inherently determined by what year you took probability in

[bold moss]

freshman year

[violet current]

oh nice g

[sleek pilot]

expired

[frigid solstice]

can you refer me

[sleek pilot]

you only have a chance at quant if you've taken probability the same year or before

[bold moss]

50 bucks

[bold moss]

bruh i’m just tryna do swe

[sleek pilot]

i have a connection at imc 100%

[bold moss]

they are not asking me probability

[proud mauve]

Actually?

[sleek pilot]

embedded probability bro

[proud mauve]

I've never done a probability class 😭

[bold moss]

lol wtf

self study demon

[proud mauve]

It might be over

[bold moss]

prob is like a req for every cs major my guy

[proud mauve]

Nah I just chud in bro

[mint quest]

i plan on doing probability my last year

[proud mauve]

I don't study

[bold moss]

no

[proud mauve]

That's why I'm a jobless bum

[bold moss]

quant swe is just lc but on a different level w sys design

lwk sys design chopped

[sleek pilot]

that's fresh. congrats on quant ng

[violet current]

r u top school

[bold moss]

🤫

[mighty pike]

Leetcode so hard

[bold moss]

i go to cc

[mighty pike]

[violet current]

t1

[bold moss]

na t1000

[violet current]

lapring cc rn

[bold moss]

forgot the 0s

[violet current]

no meta intern goes to cc

[bold moss]

i do

first one to make it out

[sleek pilot]

university of phoenix

[proud mauve]

Bro ur internships gap quant like serveral times

Aside from Js or hrt citadel smth

[bold moss]

what he do?

[violet current]

how do i get quant dev intern proc from non top school then

is it just wraps

[bold moss]

pray

[sleek pilot]

llm integreation engineer @ tesla

[bold moss]

😵