#2027_summer

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sleek pilot
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can i subscribe for UE and then larp uber SDE

frank hornet
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jane street janitor

mellow saffron
void wolf
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Are you out of school!?

mellow saffron
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ngl if u were a doordasher do u sign an i9

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if so can u just

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larp swe

idle flame
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LMFAO

mellow saffron
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💀

sleek pilot
mellow saffron
idle flame
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gon hop on ubereats too

sleek pilot
mellow saffron
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idk it might be a diff entity that manages each uk

void wolf
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Uber eats SWE

mellow saffron
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tbh thats prolly egregious larp

sleek pilot
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why not update linkedin then

mellow saffron
idle flame
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plenty of ppl got no linkedin

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or empty ones

sleek pilot
idle flame
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doesnt mean nun

mellow saffron
proud mauve
void wolf
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Although idk what goes down there

proud mauve
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I'm ngl bro

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I might have to apply the corporate partner larp strat

mellow saffron
void wolf
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Oh they are serious there wth

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Lol

mellow saffron
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i like goofing off her einstead

opal needle
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is it over if u dont make it to quant

mellow saffron
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i dont have the mental power to be serious for that long

opal needle
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can ur parents even be proud of u

void wolf
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What being employed does to a mf

frank hornet
idle flame
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ngl larping during ints is hard as fuck

unique robin
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hi guys

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hi david

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hi glizzy god

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hi satoru

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hi burop

proud mauve
frank hornet
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hi ayman

unique robin
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hi tiger 22

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hru

proud mauve
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It's in Indiana corn field

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💀

sleek pilot
void wolf
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OMG

unique robin
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y

void wolf
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HI GG @frank hornet

unique robin
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been when are you gonna get me a job

proud mauve
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I'm good

frank hornet
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hi tiger 5

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yeah why are there so many tigers

sleek pilot
unique robin
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wanna be a tiger

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?

urban ore
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no

unique robin
void wolf
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Tiger 1

proud mauve
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I don't even know why am I tiger

frank hornet
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being a tiger sounds tuff

unique robin
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ur def a tiger

proud mauve
opal needle
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mfs just need to prepare

unique robin
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you can be tiger 8

mellow saffron
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prove it

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say smth only gojo wud know

urban ore
void wolf
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Yo Tiger 1 who’s the leader Tiger

frank hornet
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thank you tiger 1

unique robin
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@frank hornet

void wolf
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Is it tiger 0

balmy bolt
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why would anyone wanna be associated with ayman

proud mauve
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Lmao

idle flame
unique robin
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there are no lead tigers

sleek pilot
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actually real talk if you secure a good NG offer is there a point in doing a 4th year

void wolf
sleek pilot
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deadass not sure what to do this fall

urban ore
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we dont have a tiger 4

unique robin
mellow saffron
balmy bolt
unique robin
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we found teh lead tiger

mellow saffron
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ft work > intern work when they are the same level

balmy bolt
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earlier promo

sleek pilot
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i guess

mellow saffron
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ight he's the real gojo

void wolf
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No way

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Tiger 67

unique robin
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i thought we had another tiger 67

void wolf
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We skipped like 20 tigers

opal needle
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😭

queen vortex
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Hello tigers

void wolf
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@peak cave what did you tell Geto before he died

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I’ve always been wondering this

frank hornet
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wow tiger woods is in this server

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did the president bail you out?

queen vortex
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Yk how it be

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Drink n drive

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Vroom vroom

void wolf
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Bro is tight with the Don

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Who

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Bruh

queen vortex
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Thanks

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I drew it

void wolf
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Is this fr what you said?

urban ore
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nice spoiler bro

opal needle
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gojo how do u feel abt ur fanbase

void wolf
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Idt gojo would say ts

urban ore
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say the line bro

nimble oak
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i'm so cooked

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how do i become uncooked

nimble oak
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or if you just want to

balmy bolt
nimble oak
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i <3 my goat clav

wide sorrel
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pls

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pls

opal needle
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please cj save us

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please

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🙏

sleek pilot
dark bane
opal needle
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at what point would u stop recruiting

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faang ft offer?

strong violet
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actually nvm ur baiting

opal needle
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?

dense dagger
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Would Messi retire after a goal?

strong violet
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W analogy

opal needle
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so anthropic

void wolf
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Never reaching Anthropic though lol

queen vortex
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✅

void wolf
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Lol u spawned in

queen vortex
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Im the goat of bumper carts

true orbit
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But you wouldn’t find out about Google ro until after recruiting has started anyway right

civic cradle
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any1 w premium tryna ss the optiver problems 4 me

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🙏

long geode
undone mirage
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gl 😂

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solid portal
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You cooked here

sick flicker
solid portal
tranquil crown
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for the love of the game

opal needle
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recruiting painful tho

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ive been a chud too long

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needa lock in

long geode
mint quest
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hm

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I’m ngmi

long geode
solid portal
sick flicker
mint quest
solid portal
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Ongogular

mint quest
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It ain’t sweet where I’m from

solid portal
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Ongogation

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Ongorg

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Yuh

dense dagger
solid portal
# dense dagger Wow

That being said like in all seriousness once you have something down there’s no point interviewing for worse stuff like

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Only if you have aura

storm pelican
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lakers choked

opal needle
mint quest
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bro just buy a 3 dollar domain

void wolf
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Of course

mint quest
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my shit costed 3 bucks

solid portal
mint quest
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mine is so fire

solid portal
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Tf

solid portal
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Flip it for 400 dolla

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They not from the mines like us

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LMAOOOO

dense dagger
solid portal
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GIRHUB io is for real ass mofos

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Worse than you got

sick flicker
lucid apex
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"free" dude I've never had to pay for coffee chats

heavy jay
void wolf
dense dagger
solid portal
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No

lucid apex
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lol ya I understood I'm just playing with u

solid portal
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I’m selling coffee chat for 6$

dense dagger
sick flicker
storm pelican
heavy jay
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would u rather a 10k coffee chat or 5 dollar

gritty breach
void wolf
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Wtf

heavy jay
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imagine the value the 10k coffe chat would bring

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chat with lebronnn

gritty breach
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nobody's half-hour of wisdom is worth paying for 💀

storm pelican
lucid apex
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not rlly, u can learn a decent amount. Plus like u have to demonstrate interest. Its good way for referrals imo

true thunder
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referrals are too cooked now

lucid apex
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I'm not rlly doing em tho

solid portal
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I’m selling coffee chat
Now only 10$

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Per minute

dense dagger
hollow folio
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do referrals even matter at like any top company anyway........

solid portal
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Thanks

undone mirage
lucid apex
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if the role/culture fits ur interest

hollow folio
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at FAANG?

dense dagger
solid portal
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Yo you’re a cool mofo

lucid apex
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but I've never seen a meaningful impact from getting referrals

solid portal
gritty breach
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coffee chats are a lot less for career advice and a lot more for networking. It's only worth it to coffee chat if you're in the business side and want to rise into upper management (or play the corporate politics game to become a principal engineer or fellow)

And even then, only worth coffee chatting with people who can help you get promoted

solid portal
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This ain’t a charity org

true thunder
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what do finance ppl do besides excel

lucid apex
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eh a lot of top tier firms dont even do phone screens

true thunder
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and overcharge bc they have prestigious degree

hollow folio
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relationships r important in finance

gritty breach
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nah no point

lucid apex
gritty breach
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just build relationships with people the normal person way lol

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go with them for lunch

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talk to them during the day

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e.t.c

lucid apex
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they have like 60-80hr weeks as an expectation

true thunder
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ye kinda cooked

mint quest
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I once coffee chatted a manger at Cisco and he posted abt me on LinkedIn

hollow folio
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Wtf

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did you even get an interview

true thunder
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60-80 hrs doing excel /powerpoint would be the most mind numbing thing

mint quest
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🥀

lucid apex
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Ya no I'm saying paying is crazy but in general coffee chats have some utility

gritty breach
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specifically unicorns with low headcount

mint quest
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Bro

true thunder
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lol yeah more system design i think

gritty breach
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and I also hear quant is big on referrals

mint quest
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We are talkers

hollow folio
mint quest
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Why aren’t we using wispr flow

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🥀

foggy fern
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can someone refer me to JS

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please

true thunder
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because historically, sr swes don't really code much, so they must do something else important, no?

lucid apex
mint quest
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But you will have 8 rounds

true thunder
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lol what

lucid apex
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yup bar is super high but they invest a lot its fairly easy to get an interview

gritty breach
# hollow folio true

yea I mean logically if the unicorn only hires like 500 SWE's, anyone those SWE's refer will be taken seriously. Compare this to Amazon with like 50,000 SWE's

foggy fern
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theyre pretty selective on swe interviews

lucid apex
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4 rounds but 8 interviews basically

foggy fern
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nah

mint quest
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Is anyone in optiver proc rn?

lucid apex
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I'm not talking shit I think it was the best process I've been in even though I didn't get past the final round

mint quest
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For 2027

true orbit
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I’d kill myself if I had to do 8 interviews for an offer

true thunder
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finance is so nepo tho. if youre a college athlete it is like guaranteed cheatcode

true orbit
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how is college athlete nepo

lucid apex
mint quest
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bro just be tall and handsome finance is so looks based

true thunder
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maybe nepo isnt right word

true orbit
lucid apex
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ya but bar is so high because comp is worth it

true thunder
true orbit
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well I’m not 😔

mint quest
gritty breach
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🙌🏾

true orbit
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bro genuinely I don’t even know what I would do with 700k first year tc

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like

gritty breach
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I think most of that TC is performance bonuses tho so you only get it if you hit every milestone or whatever

mint quest
hollow folio
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yeah idek bro

lucid apex
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and jane street is the top performing fund

hollow folio
true orbit
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lwk I would go to ayce sushi every day and get fat as fuck

true thunder
true orbit
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Yeah realistically I would just retire in my 30s lmao

lucid apex
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I mean the tax rate on bonuses is ridiculous

true orbit
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or love work and just stay there idk

lucid apex
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they probably only keep like 30% or some crazy shit

true orbit
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Isn’t the max marginal tax rate like 50% in nyc

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idk how high u have to earn to hit that

true thunder
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i doubt any neurotypical people can do quant/swe there

lucid apex
true thunder
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they prob dont even care abt money. just interesting work to satiate their olympiad brains

idle flame
true orbit
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215k to 1.08 mil is 6.85%

lucid apex
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A big draw is just extremely competent coworkers for a lot of ppl I think. Comp just makes sure retention is there.

true orbit
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it looks like 700k in nyc is about 392k take home

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Seattle is 72k more

sick flicker
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homeless nyc

gritty breach
sick flicker
true orbit
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probably property

gritty breach
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sales tax

true orbit
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and sales tax

gritty breach
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and housing expenses are crazy in Seattle yea

sick flicker
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your life style tax

gritty breach
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it's much more of a renter's market than a buyer's

upper sluice
true orbit
lucid apex
sick flicker
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good luck

upper sluice
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Makes sense

true orbit
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If u start with a bunch of gmis its easier to attract other gmis

lucid apex
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SpaceX is an example of the first, and Jane Street is an example of the latter

true orbit
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that’s why vc jizzes over Stanford founders

gritty breach
# true orbit and sales tax

neither of these are accounted for in TC calculations, but they're very important. Adjusting TC for cost of living reveals a lot about your situation

true orbit
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Tbf sales tax is regressive so it matters less for the super high earners

gritty breach
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i think for a few companies, COL-adjusted TC is higher in Seattle than bay which is funny

true orbit
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relatively

lucid apex
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ya like 120k in Texas is probably fairly similar in terms of COL is like 200k in NYC lol

gritty breach
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one of my friends calculated it for Amazon at least

true orbit
sick flicker
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bay also kinda have nothing to do

gritty breach
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bay is no better vro

sick flicker
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SF is not Bay ?

gritty breach
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also Seattle has Vanc super close

sick flicker
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yeeee

true orbit
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No sf is definitely the bay

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part of the bay at least

gritty breach
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if you touch grass, everything to the east of the Seattle area is your paradise

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but you guys are cs majors

sick flicker
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ft ?

gritty breach
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...

sick flicker
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oh mb

gritty breach
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also CS kekw

upper sluice
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Would you guys say going to events (hackathons, presentations, miscellaneous networking events in general) is beneficial, if not necessary? I’d say I’m good at staying in my room all day doing leetcode and building projects but I have no experience in the networking department

sick flicker
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good comp ??

hollow folio
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Uhhh

barren maple
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unless you need it

sick flicker
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100k in sf is homeless thou

upper sluice
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If you were the world’s best engineer with no exposure, would you end up being a ngmi?

sick flicker
upper sluice
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How does one get satisfactory exposure

barren maple
sick flicker
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where home

barren maple
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engineers solve problems

sick flicker
sleek pilot
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what about 200k in oklahma

sick flicker
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wow wow

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rich

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now you get it

gritty breach
upper sluice
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Yeah that framing wasnt really proper

sleek pilot
sick flicker
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anw, respectfully thou, people work and get money ; but sf situation is very bad

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from the 90s

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nothing solve

solid portal
gritty breach
barren maple
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what is 'sf situation'

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lol

solid portal
sleek pilot
barren maple
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they're just decorative npcs

solid portal
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We get the job done

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We get in the weeds with this shit

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Ongogular

barren maple
hollow folio
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chatgpt rotted my potential

barren maple
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the homeless in sf

upper sluice
sick flicker
barren maple
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im generally unempathetic to the homeless but i agree that you should make them suffer less as they slowly kill themselves

unique robin
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fax no printer

sick flicker
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so yea

upper sluice
hollow folio
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i feel like i learned nothing in my entire degree

barren maple
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everything else can be learned on the job thanks to claude/gpt

upper sluice
barren maple
sick flicker
unique robin
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w

sick flicker
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w

gritty breach
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and to launch a startup, you have to convince investors that you have what it takes

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and honestly nowadays with Claude, your technical ability takes a back seat to how well you sell yourself

upper sluice
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I’m so cooked prayge

gritty breach
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and also your general soft skills

sick flicker
upper sluice
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sophomore hugs

sick flicker
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don't worry too much issok

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see, g @ ayman still get a job

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@unique robin

unique robin
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wsg

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@sick flicker where are you ieven going this summer

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did you ever tell me

sick flicker
unique robin
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was it citadel or jane

sick flicker
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it was jane finance

unique robin
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reps plate

upper sluice
sick flicker
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it's real company ok ?

unique robin
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W

sick flicker
strong violet
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@unique robin

unique robin
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did you know jane street out earned walmart this year

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isnt that insane

upper sluice
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wtf 💀

sick flicker
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yea, bc they hack India market

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see that

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also JS manipulate crypto too

upper sluice
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JavaScript manipulates crypto? thanospog

sick flicker
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yea bro

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Javascript

true orbit
strong violet
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Can U get rid of that mr mod

upper sluice
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Profit per employee is actually insane

violet belfry
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oh

heavy jay
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bruh why everyone deleting messages

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bruhhh

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thats it im saving all messages

strong violet
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just have a bot scan in messages 24/7

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perma archive

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you'd probably get some insane alpha

unique robin
strong violet
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honestly

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that's a dub purge

unique robin
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@heavy jay

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hi lebron

strong violet
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nice job!

unique robin
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my goat

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mark lebron has all the alpha in the world

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if u ever need alpha

strong violet
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ayman summer gonna be so fun

unique robin
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hes got it

strong violet
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so excited

unique robin
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for you bro

strong violet
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r u in office or is ur role hybrid

unique robin
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hybrid

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ayman you gotta do some dedoxxing work on ur messages here

unique robin
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thats true

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ok

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gues call me andrew santoro

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from now on

opal needle
strong violet
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i can ask chatgpt 3.5 to figure out who you are with the words "ayman" and "computer science"

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🥀

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you might wanna work on that

unique robin
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dude mark

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tis actually insane

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hold up

strong violet
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ye

fierce lance
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Quant firms mostly start intern recruiting in July right?

unique robin
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like bro

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this cant be real

strong violet
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LMFAO

unique robin
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😭

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like how

strong violet
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dude

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ur too deep in the cscd loop

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strong violet
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shit has u plastered on ai overview

unique robin
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what do i do bro

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how do i stop this

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wtf

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holy doxx

fierce lance
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fierce lance
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if you dont get the email gg ig

frank hornet
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if you don't have an offer for 2027 by now you're behind the curve

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yes they have

fierce lance
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I got interview for the HRT sophomore program but they forgot to schedule me lmao

proud mauve
fierce lance
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optiver, desco, and jane have already given 2027 offers out

frank hornet
fierce lance
true orbit
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My friend got his xtx intern offer like half a year ago

unique robin
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fr

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no cap

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it is reachouts

gritty breach
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oh also citadel / citsec just released offers but only harvard MIT

true orbit
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oh wait damn xtx ai research intern is 200/hr

fierce lance
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yeah idk what we are on lmao

strong violet
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upper echelon conversation

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super gmis

frank hornet
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mark isn't this where you belong

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ts crazy

strong violet
frank hornet
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no

strong violet
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exactly

fierce lance
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"yeah i haven't gotten my 2029 offer yet i lowk feel cooked"

true orbit
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Yeah that’s actually insane lmao

strong violet
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🥀

true orbit
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C1 ahh

strong violet
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how the FUCK do these guys have alpha for 2027 quant recruiting already

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like bro

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let alone have offers

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levels to this cs shit

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strong violet
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i tell u

strong violet
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many cheaters

strong violet
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that's some super tapped in fucking upper echelon shit

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also MIT big cheater school but also big gmi school

strong violet
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i remember the great gt fucking scam

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LMFAO

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strong violet
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that was funny shit bro

unique robin
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did anything actually come of it

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theres like 10

unique robin
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the otpiver

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optiver

strong violet
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i forgot what it was

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behind the dudes monitor? showing him the answers?

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some shit like that

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i genuinely forgot but

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yeah but at the 4 schools mentioned i would warrant over 50% of the applicants cheat on at least the OAs

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probably closer to 70%

strong violet
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optiver emailed gt like "yeah do something or we're never hiring from ur school again"

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I FORGOT bro

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i just remember reading it

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yes.

frank hornet
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who doesn't cheat on oas?

unique robin
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urban ore
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fr

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one of these days im gonna write an email to {imc, optiver, ctc, sig} and include all of their interview questions in it and tell them to change them

foggy fern
urban ore
strong violet
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this is like a super generalization

storm pelican
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storm pelican
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imc been using the same questions since i was a freshman in 2020

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yeah because QR ints are a lot more fluid

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slightly more difficult to cheat

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still happens

unique robin
strong violet
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saved for later

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w alpha drop

unique robin
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thanks

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ur welcome mark

strong violet
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now the question is like

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following that advice

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what's your peak?

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like that advice is gonna get you where exactly

frank hornet
strong violet
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social interaction maxxing

unique robin
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the bar

urban ore
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peptides can fix this

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✅

fierce lance
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talking to people

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if you can get and hold a girlfriend that isn't actually crazy and/or a mental patient who has something going for her then you should be fine

frank hornet
unique robin
wide sorrel
strong violet
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like it genuinely is hard to find now

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wait till a girl asks you out

strong violet
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that's insulting

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then check if shes chill

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if chill then say yes

strong violet
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brother

fierce lance
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you guys overcomplicate this stuff

idle flame
unique robin
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so many women ask me out on the daily

wide sorrel
strong violet
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we're not gonna act like people don't just have fake personas for the first few months

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its far from trivial

unique robin
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do you keep a fake persona

strong violet
idle flame
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yes

unique robin
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then why would you think shes being fake

fierce lance
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It's just a useful word tbh

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everyone around us says it so we just acclimate

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and i don't have to reach to the center of my keyboard

unique robin
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@tired locust thoughts

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nevermind he deleted

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it's a rather nascent introduction to my standard corpus

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🤓

wide sorrel
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how

unique robin
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i concur

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just have good personality and then it becomes not adverse

ionic apex
storm pelican
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its called hinge

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unique robin
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is that not circular

strong violet
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strong violet
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imo

strong violet
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you can follow your advice and still get slimed out

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strong violet
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ya this is just ragebait

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im just saying finding an actual solid gf will never be as black and white as ur making it out to be

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too many variables

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its not even a matter of overcomplicating either

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yeah but let's be realistic here it is rather difficult to find women who are not chopped and/or taken who are >= your value

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honestly the meta is just to build your career first and then focus on finding a woman

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no

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not true

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one of us is quant 6 4 mogger for reference (not me)

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what's wrong with that

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this cannot be meta

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meta for what

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whats the end goal

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reducing actual people to quantitative metrics and focusing on ROI of relationships instead of just placing yourself in environments where you are surrounded by people that make you happy

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🪞

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fierce lance
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im gonna turn you into a big juicy KPI

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i do agree with the second half of what you said though @fierce lance - the most organic relationships will be formed in environments where you naturally are anyway

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the other part is dem tiddies

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at the end of the day it's just finding someone who's compatible with you

storm pelican
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like genuinely in the end it's just compatibility

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but then there are other factors like you can be 100% compatible with someone but just not be...attracted to them

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it's just weird, too many variables

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i do agree with the second half of what you said though @Cap - the most organic relationships will be formed in environments where you naturally are anyway

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yo! anyone still in google TM with me? looking to become a #noogler soon!

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barren maple
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i mean do i have to elaborate

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it seems pretty self explanatory

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prime cave
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sturdy pecan
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i wouldn't say so

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attraction and compatibility are different

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rule 👏 one 👏 and 👏 two 👏

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i am working on an app that will allow chatgpt to help you bonesmash more effectively

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do not worry my child

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theres no leetcode for dn

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how to not eat like a pig

unique robin
sturdy pecan
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is there leetcode for that

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dont eat goyslop

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if you cant pronounce the ingredient it doesnt go in ur body

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broccoli so hard to pronounce

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broooo

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broooooo

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and arby's

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this summer im eating chicken breast, rice and veggies

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and diet coke

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this is fire

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the duality of this server will never fail to amaze me

from talking about relationships to "ye i lowk ate a bowl full of soy sauce today"

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you can buy a ham for like 12 bucks at a supermarket

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and its like

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shit brings a tear to my eye

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a dollar a pound

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AND its honey glazed

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ham method NOT patched

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ham + rice + black beans very OP

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ham gives cancer

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is eating chipotle every day insane

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macros are calm

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i think u could cut on chipotle

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every day

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they usually also dont have food

idle flame
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wb those tiktok nootropics

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mordafinil or sum

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sam altman got a clip ab tit

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or lets inject peptides

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into us

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oh but ham contains nitrites

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idk gang

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i think strat is still costco rotisserie + garlic broccoli + spuds

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does costco rotisserie actually taste good

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gang its $5 go find out

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fair

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fountain of alpha

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theyre onto something

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I need to find someone that give me alpha ngl

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ham

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is it too late to recruit 27?

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yea

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we're on 2030 now

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jk

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tiger 9 and 5 others are playing

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Ahh

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its good for like teh first few bites

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then you'll want to die

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U just need like a good dipping sauce

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do u want some letters @dawn valve

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Holy fuck

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I almost died

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that gnehinelt took me 10 mins what a word I suck at ts

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Bro ts hard

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mips master

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i send 200 bucks a month on food

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over half of that is fruit

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i could get ts under 100

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not everyone can get a job

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some of us will be unemployed forever

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also usually shop at aldi instead of walmart

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replace cantaloupe with kiwis also regularly

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is that online order or sum

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like delivery

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about 78 total for 1.5 weeks food with a 16 dollsr splurge on real good chicken

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how much is the delivery

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like if u got it delivered vs went to the store

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how much extra u payin

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wait nvm thats walmart

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not aldis

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so 0 over 35 bucks

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im restarted

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maybe 3 %

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is the real good chicken good tho

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YES

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i heard that shit got some ass coating

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chick pea flour or smth

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thats why i splurged

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its so fucking good

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bro the real good chicken macro nerf of 2026 🥀🥀🥀

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130->180 cals per serving

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i fucking am a yogurt fein

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it’s $2.99 at target now I just found out

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bro how do u eat that shit

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its too sour

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and that shit is like flavored high protein greek yogurt

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cant fuck with it

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I e been getting 7.50 48 oz at Costco

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i da hate sour shit

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I just throw some frozen berries in it

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it tastes like the oikos tripple 0

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or I cook the berries down if I’m feeling fancy

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constantly

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every night

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u da eat the same shit everyday?

swift cryptBOT
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chicken yogurt berries banana

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bro u are for sure white

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chicken or eggs for breakfast and early dinner

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than yogurt bowl for dinner

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😭

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nah its not that

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its the yogurt and berries

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i just protein maxx

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i love yogurt

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fuhhhh

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why must you do this to me on a cut

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✌️

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thas so ahh

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check my shi

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@lament crow im told you are a morph user

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prev maango

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Lol I had 2 interviews for Amazon sde intern 26 summer and neither technical was lc

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Both system design / oop

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lol i had 0 interviews for amazon cuz i failed oa

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i had 0 oa's cuz i forgot to apply

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i had 0 oas

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i had 0 applications

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i had 0

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chat is optiver swe cpp only

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any knowers

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i see so just do lc in cpp for a bit then prob

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just so used to py :c

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ty

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They also use JavaScript for their low latency distributed systems architecture

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Word

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they dc

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Company that rejected me just raised a new round

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L

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mango

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@mellow saffron ^

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Is it worth getting into the okta SDE proc, if I have Rivian ml? I want to try out ML so prob not, but asking cause Okta probably has a better name

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does okta actually have a better name than rivian

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feel like they are the same

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holy cracked

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holy cracked

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Woah

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W crodie

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Good morning my fellow ngmi’s

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I wish I could get hrt interview

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Rejected from ibm fall

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It may truly be over

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good morning softloced

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my gmi goat

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💀

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idek is fall worth it

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I have ok summer only and i need to rerecruit

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feel like its effect is marginal unless its way better than ur summer

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Some ppl got rej

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is ur summer a step up from ur prev?

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I was not lockedin

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ppl actually applied to ts?😭

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im js saying that cuz i saw the job description and had 0 of the skills listed

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ill js stick to regular swe😭

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yeah makes sense

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im thinking abt doing it too

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twinsss

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i was so unprepared for this cycle

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locked in now

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Amazon probably not saving us anymore

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yeah its over

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gang u have amazon

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ive been under consideration since march

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i am not getting intv

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true but

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ppl who did the oa in april got intv invite before me

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thats when i knew i js got unlucky💀

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i replied to the email to confirm interest for fall but i doutb anything will happen

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nothing rlly tbh

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cope

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its rlly only ibm

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nah theres hella fall

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i think someone got verkada offer but idk

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idk

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some company bruh

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they pay is good tho

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like 60 +

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ngl this sounds fun

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sounds fun till u realize if u dont figure it out in 15 mins ur cooked

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js use cluely

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I guarantee it bro

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Plenty of mfs wait till last minute

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I wish I can get Tesla fall

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Fremont pls

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they not responding tho

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can i get any fall pls

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bro my commute is 100 minutes

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im doomed

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idc if its worse than my summer i need that delay

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actually GGs

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could you not find anywhere closer

noble lion
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i could but better to be near college campus

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San Jose to SF ahh commute 😭😭

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cause i dont have car

noble lion
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no

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i only go in 2 days a week tho (cope)

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100m by what

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trains

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walking or train

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damn bro

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im act doomed

noble lion
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hi

urban ore
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i walk 4 hours to school in my country of africa

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it’s commonplace here

unique robin
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ayman might be my roomie btw

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W crodie

urban ore
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cake resume method

urban ore
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did u apply to the data pups thing

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nah

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every datadog visit thing is a free proc bro

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u should have larped

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too busy dooming abt commute

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does anyone know, if you get rejected after hrt onsite for swe intern, do you get auto interview for the next summer?

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and also any tips for learning systems design? thats what fucked me