💬-general

[thorny vigil]

Yea i see what u mean

💀

[lost musk]

Here are my pro:
1 copy of Noob
1 copy of Mileena
300 almost dk.
1 diamond fuse up which will go to Kenshi and make him f5.
Few ascensions
+some souls

[pure stirrup]

• here are the pros:

[lost musk]

Every gold from the pass will be a resell

[thorny vigil]

It's a good deal if u ask me..

[thorny vigil]

Free dks?

[lost musk]

Yep + some more after i open packs

[thorny vigil]

So yeah I think u should grab it

[lost musk]

I mean if i play my cards good i might get today another free mk1 char ?

Hoping for Kenshi tbh

I want him f6

[thorny vigil]

Win win Situation

Js buy fr🙏

[lost musk]

I m unsure if i want Mileena

Not sure*

I mean is a B tier

[thorny vigil]

Doesn't hurt to have her in kollection tho

[hearty copper]

hay hay hay

thanks, someones just jealous fr

[thorny vigil]

😂

[hearty copper]

lol

[woven latch]

Ghosty was bullying me along with koala

[hearty copper]

for real or playing around

[woven latch]

Playing around

[hearty copper]

ok

[woven latch]

I think

[hearty copper]

cant think either this or dat

[woven latch]

Bro you know I’m indecisive af

[hearty copper]

i didnt know until now actually

[woven latch]

…

how

[hearty copper]

anyways

[lost musk]

Meanwhile ne with the pass..

[woven latch]

I only bought like 3 epic gears for towers that’s it

Nothing else never bought the pass

[lost musk]

I mean idk what to buy.. but max amount ik should be 30

I dont wanna overspend

[woven latch]

Just buy the pass and call it a day

[lost musk]

Call it a month

[woven latch]

Call it a year

[digital yacht]

is the new mk1 kenshi pack good?

[covert token]

are the gold drops from the objectives only new cards ?

the one for the beginner summon packs

[tardy geode]

Random golds

[tardy geode]

No, only 20% to get him

[covert token]

that 45 cap on dk are so frustrating

[earnest swan]

Anyone listen to audioslave?

[thorny vigil]

Call it a decade

[woven latch]

Call it a pentagon

[thorny vigil]

🧍‍♂️

[verbal spindle]

Hello

[stuck ibex]

when do u even hit 45

[lost musk]

I skip the pass💀

I did 50 dk by one elder run

Now imagine if i do 10 per day.

[woven latch]

HOW

[gray marsh]

Kalm

🧘‍♂️

[opal olive]

you guys think the kombat pass is worth?

[near badge]

h motra nomabtans

[hearty copper]

ated

[coral ruin]

300 dk and fusion cards only worthy

[opal olive]

i see

[lunar oar]

Yes if you got a jawb

[olive pier]

Anyone see this in fractions war towers tournament this number one is in every tower

[lunar oar]

What

[olive pier]

It’s always there taking a spot instead of real player

United States maybe not happening elsewhere

[vale star]

premium yes premium plus no

[opal olive]

thx guys

[opal olive]

yeah im not dumping20+ or whatever it is for plus

heard mileena isnt game changing good either

[olive pier]

It’s 15 and it’s worth it

[vale star]

I dont think shes particularly amazing

good basic loop but... rest kinda falls apart

[olive pier]

Just do the math

All kinds of good stuff in there

[near badge]

hii mrotakl comatands

[desert anvil]

Funny how they lied about giving compensation to all affected players

[woven latch]

And were you affected?

[desert anvil]

No

[woven latch]

So how would you know then

[desert anvil]

I’ve haven’t seen much

I would have seen a lot more people posting their compensation

[woven latch]

Why would they post about it though

[desert anvil]

Some players can’t even login

[woven latch]

Not surprised

[hearty copper]

hii

[near badge]

[hearty copper]

erm

[vale star]

Morning

[hearty copper]

afternoon

[lean plank]

Good almost midnight.

[proper scaffold]

im sorry for sounding like a nerd but the past tense of eat is ate, for ur information you have typed ''ated'' as ate is the past form of eat you have made it imprecise and fallacious.

[hearty copper]

tell @gray marsh that, his phrase fr

[lunar oar]

Hey there Delilah

Gn @cold patio

[vale star]

does every dot count for the shark reward after the krpyt? or is it only like damaging ones that go into account, like bleed, fire ect

[tight wyvern]

Hello everyone:)

[vale star]

wsg gang

[tight wyvern]

How you guys been this afternoon?

[vale star]

bored asl

[tight wyvern]

Yee bro I feel you

[vale star]

ong

[lost musk]

Go for tarantula..

[vale star]

is it easier or smth

[lost musk]

Kano +only sp2 will get to u 5 dk every game

[lean plank]

If you buy shavers in the multi packs, the kind where each shaver 🪒 has its own handle, use two, alternating the strokes between them and they'll be 50% cleaner and you will have finished shaving at least 25% faster. @topaz wren @versed lichen @lost musk @raw herald @tender sorrel @cold patio

[vale star]

im going for dots rn n im only on first floor, but i do hav kano on my team

[lost musk]

Kano is no dot

[vale star]

yeah i kno

[lost musk]

Just sp2 ..

Anyway i m tired i fx lizard team so i go off

[vale star]

but idk what counts as a dot for shark, cus kano has stun n fire

[lost musk]

Mk scorp/reptile/assasin skarlett.

I never go for Shark because is lame.

[vale star]

does any dot count? or only damaging dots

[lost musk]

I dont think every dot.

I might be wrong but thats what i know

[vale star]

aight bet, preciate it

[lost musk]

Cant tell because every season i have a dot dealer

[vale star]

Theres only 3 DoTs in the game

[vale star]

i kinda js call everything applied to the enemies dots

Those are debuffs

poison, fire n bleed

DoT = damage over time

almost 5 years deep in this game n im still braindead

Lol

[vale star]

Yeah thats literally all of em

[lost musk]

@vale star i just fx lizard team,on what should i use gold chars fuse?

Pyro tanya is fx as well💀

[vale star]

Sounds like you dont have much left lol

[lost musk]

Thinking to go for Jason

Untill f7🤷
I forgot before of his challenge and i did not did it💀

[halcyon ivy]

fye original username

[vale star]

preciate it

[vale star]

I mean, at the crazy drop rate of gold fusion cards I think were just gonna hit a point of having literally every gold FX/Below F3... and a ton left over

[lost musk]

Ik..

[lost musk]

I try atm to get 3 copys of Slasher

Maybe in future i will ascend him.

[neon lava]

I'm back

[vale star]

Same thing with rares, I mean im not far off at this point either

[hollow nebula]

So uhm TOH 150 just broke my game

Because of mk1 mileena

[woven latch]

Natural thing

[hollow nebula]

Wait so the game supposed to continue when my team is dead?

[woven latch]

Nope

[hollow nebula]

Seems like they should fix this

[woven latch]

Well just gotta restart it I guess and kill them

[hollow nebula]

You see mileena some reason has a tag in attack

😓

[woven latch]

Which one

[hollow nebula]

MK1

[woven latch]

It can’t be that bad

[hollow nebula]

She’s the reason the game even broke she tagged in

[hollow nebula]

Oh it one shots my team other people should be fine if they have some type of invincibility

[woven latch]

So ur somewhat new I am assuming

[vale star]

Almost literally every new character has a tag in attack nowadays

[edgy jay]

and/or a 4th bar

[hollow nebula]

No

[woven latch]

Then what team are you using

[vale star]

Abilities allow alot of creativity, hard to be interested anymore in a numbers game

[edgy jay]

i guess ur right

[hollow nebula]

Dms

[woven latch]

Aight

[gray marsh]

Who summoned me 👁️

And why I was summoned

[gray marsh]

Oh hay waddduppp

[gray marsh]

I made it 🗿

[woven latch]

Nuh uh

[lament basalt]

Is anyone on Android and can't log in?

[snow swan]

iOS - app have log in issues all of a sudden

[tiny quail]

yea same issue here

[snow swan]

Man, I was about to spend all my hearts on junk box and go at noob packs

[tiny quail]

i lost a ket

key

[glass haven]

also cant login

android here

[rare sparrow]

iOS here can’t login

[scenic musk]

rip my remaining tower battles ig

[snow swan]

I will be torn if we can’t log in until tomorrow

[warm shale]

Are they doing maintenance I can’t log in

[tiny quail]

idk ab maintenence

[lament basalt]

I just finished krypt run to burn hearts on junk box for noob pack also.

[tiny quail]

game is certainly down tho

[glass haven]

compensation

[opaque oasis]

i was so close to finishing the johnny cage challenge, now i wont be able to complete it before it ends

[compact crescent]

I was about to finish kombat cup jonny bru

[hallow hemlock]

I thought it happened only to me... shheeesssshhhh

[tiny quail]

i lost a krypt key

i need keys really badly rn

[opaque oasis]

i could have gotten him to fusion 8

[lament basalt]

Damn sorry to hear that all of you.

[desert anvil]

Dude

I thought I lost everything

[rich monolith]

Hi

[visual silo]

[noble grove]

I was mid battle and the game simply closed, can't open again for the last 15mins. Anyone else? No error, no message. Simply doesn't load. Anyone?

[rich monolith]

Anyone knows something about why game won't start.?

[umbral sequoia]

Anyone else having trouble logging in?

[noble grove]

Oh, okay here we go lol

[lean plank]

Speaking of shaving, are you guys familiar with the game ads where there's an ugly woman who your task is to make her pretty enough to win back her cheating boyfriend? I'm sorry, MoF, but I can't help but think of you when I see in that video game ad, that woman with the bristley legs.

[dusty mountain]

Can't login android

[rich monolith]

@dusty mountain same

[noble grove]

At least is not me alone lol

[umbral sequoia]

Same. Inifinte loading screen.

[lament basalt]

Sam e

[rich monolith]

@dusty mountain 10.min ago happend

[scarlet grove]

lol, I just was on towers

[rich monolith]

@scarlet grove same

[noble grove]

yeah fck that I'll go sleeping, that's my sign to get off this game,

[umbral sequoia]

Just wrapped up Nightmare, was going to move to ToH.

[rich monolith]

Wtf ..mthis is enough ...they can't handle anything..mllbig loss of time and rewards

[radiant stream]

Live look at NRS servers ⏳🌀

[fallen obsidian]

Guys why does my loading screen stuck

[noble grove]

Everyone's

[rich monolith]

@fallen obsidian all android have same issues

[thorny vigil]

Thought I was the only one

[fallen obsidian]

I use Iphone

[glass haven]

compensation

[lean plank]

Where the heck have you been?

[noble grove]

I wish.

[thorny vigil]

Game went dead after a run

[umbral sequoia]

Work mainly.

[rich monolith]

@fallen obsidian well all.phones seems so

[glass haven]

[lean plank]

I see.

[rare sparrow]

Me too

[hallow hemlock]

Grey cat broke the game. Buy orange cat to fix

[fallen obsidian]

Do you know how long this last?

[rigid eagle]

wth happened to the game

[rich monolith]

Jesus ...they have a million years behind this game and even now they can't handle some simple stuff

[lean plank]

You need to reexamine your priorities.

[rich monolith]

@fallen obsidian no clue man ...

[scarlet grove]

It seems that nobody can enter to the game, I don't see any advise of maintenance

[ornate geyser]

It’s not just android

Everyone has the same issue

[umbral sequoia]

You're right. I need to quit my job.

[fallen obsidian]

I'm like 3 matches away from fusion Johnny cage

[lean plank]

That's the spirit.

[fallen obsidian]

At this rate I'll not be able to get it

[vale star]

They’ll probably compensate us but who knows

[lean plank]

Quietus is a cool guy as you can see.

[radiant stream]

Starting off Devil's Night with the game crappjng out

[lament basalt]

Compensation of a copy of darkest knight noob would be just fine 8)

[vale star]

Fr

[rigid eagle]

fr

[winged wagon]

So the servers crapped out huh?

[cyan ruin]

I'm getting "DATA CONNECTION REQUIRED" again. LOL.

[umbral sequoia]

I'd prefer Dragon Krystals.

[craggy rune]

Why does the game die literally as I am buying a Krypt character?

[vale star]

Every one is

[cyan ruin]

Just as I beat the Tower of Horror for the second time. Wow.

[misty stratus]

Issue again nothing's new about it

[cyan ruin]

So the same log in bug from before is hitting again?

[fallen obsidian]

I have a few diamonds which one should I level up? They're liu kang, shang tsung, raiden and kabal

[umbral sequoia]

Sounds like YOU are the reason we're in this mess. Stop buying characters!

[waxen meadow]

Bruh I was on a Krypt run

[gray marsh]

Ayoo

[waxen meadow]

Now my hearts are gonna be gone I was just gonna buy junk boxes 😭😭

[craggy rune]

Your right. I should farm all those Krypt hearts and then.... leave them alone 😅

[umbral sequoia]

Which ones?

[lean plank]

Lol. Don't remind Detroiters about Devil's Night. We're subject to burn down the whole city, if the Ohioan roving news reporters have anything more to say about it.

[gray marsh]

Why mortal Kombat not mortal kombatning?

Idk if it's just me

[fallen obsidian]

Which one are you asking about?

[cyan ruin]

Servers are apparently borked again.

[rigid eagle]

together we are mortal kombat

[lost granite]

Game is not opening

[gray marsh]

*Kombatants

[vale star]

Maybe mortal kombat mobile is the friends we made along the way……

[umbral sequoia]

Any of them. MKII, Klassic, Injustice, etc?

[fallen obsidian]

They gonna give us 0.12 souls after this issue as an apology

[gray marsh]

Game not gameing fr

[rigid eagle]

r/woosh

[lost granite]

True that's everyday t
Story😂😂

[gray marsh]

Fr fr

They better give us 9999 souls

[vale star]

They’re gonna charge us dragon krystals for an update

[gray marsh]

And 1000 dragon Krystals

[fallen obsidian]

Oh, Klassic Liu Kang then MK 11 kabal & raiden & Shang tsung

[lost granite]

Why they decided to develop an mobile game and completely fkd up

[cyan ruin]

This might just be a server s the bed issue.

[gray marsh]

bed issue 🤨

That's sus

[cyan ruin]

The server pulled an "Amber Heard".

[umbral sequoia]

I'd level up you MK11 team first. Klassic LK is also good on any team.

[fallen obsidian]

Does it fit my current team

It's Mk 11 scorpion and joker

That's the only 2 characters that is over Lv 30

[cyan ruin]

At least Injustice 2 is still working.

[umbral sequoia]

MK11 fighters all work really well together and Joker is a flex so he works too. All good cards.

[gray marsh]

I deleted and downloaded mortal Kombat again

It's still not opening

[umbral sequoia]

Did that work?

[gray marsh]

Nuh uh

[umbral sequoia]

Kay

[gray marsh]

Kay

[cyan ruin]

It's a server issue, willing to bet.

Someone stepped on the cord in the office.

[fallen obsidian]

Ok thank you

[crude frost]

yall cant log in too?

[lunar oar]

What did amber hear

[scarlet grove]

yeah, you can only wait that the servers to be up again

[waxen meadow]

Bruh I better get my 3400 hearts back

Or 100 dragon Krystal’s

Krypt probably gonna reset by the time I wake up

[lament basalt]

Sorry coraz

[waxen meadow]

🤦🏽‍♂️

[waxen meadow]

It’s not ur fault pal

[winged wagon]

yes it is

[lament basalt]

!

[tall tulip]

Game is dead

[lusty tide]

Are servers down? I can’t play

[waxen meadow]

Yeah happening to everyone

[vale star]

He tripped on the wire?

[cyan ruin]

At least this is a universal issue this time and not just affecting certain players.

[thorny vigil]

Clearly

[winged wagon]

we all saw that

[craggy rune]

Someone forgot to pay the electricity bill.

[cyan ruin]

Or the internet bill more like. LOL.

[vale star]

Oh thought i was the only one

[cyan ruin]

Nah. This is a game wide issue, broski. Misery loves company.

[vale star]

I'll wait for my 70 dragon krystals for this annoying inconvenience thank you very much ✨

[vale star]

Nah we are like crack addicts that can’t get their fix 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏

[hallow hemlock]

Which event broke the game now

[thorny vigil]

More like a 100 tbh

[cyan ruin]

I don't think it's a specific event this time. Just seems to be a poor server issue.

[vale star]

Game sucks. What else is new?

[radiant stream]

MK's back, tell a friend.

[vale star]

Fr?

[waxen meadow]

Shii 300 imma loose my Krypt hearts

[radiant stream]

iOS

[waxen meadow]

Everything resets in 10 hours

[vale star]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-smiling-friends-pim-pim-smiling-friends-crusty-gif-2385448551073129567

[hallow hemlock]

We all need free darkest knight noob,100 DK,1000 battle points as compensation

[scarlet grove]

gams is back - android

[craggy rune]

Seconding that

For android at least

[vale star]

Yeah they’re back up

iOS

[cyan ruin]

Seems like the servers just got briefly overloaded, or they were getting a firmware update or something. THERE we go.

[umbral sequoia]

Back to the grind. Why do I do this to myself?

[lean plank]

I'm a bit inebriated atm, but I thought I installed a quick update. @cyan ruin

It was super quick.

Somehow I'm back at day one as far as consecutive sign ins are concerned.

Oh well. I can't count all the times that has happened.

Let me check my tt.

It's all good.

Speaking of it's all good, check out, "It's All Good [Explicit] - Too $hort from October 26, 1993.

[cyan ruin]

It's a question we all ask ourselves at one point or another, my guy.

[stone goblet]

Hello @everyone! I apologize if this message offends you🙏. I'm not being rude, but are you interested in a sugar daddy for financial support, without any sexual expectations? If so, DM me❤️.

[lean plank]

Hell yeah I am.

@hearty copper Are you hearing this?

[stuck pendant]

what the actual fu

[vale star]

I don’t trust anyone that listens to sicko mode

[umbral sequoia]

Sure. I could use free money.

[gray marsh]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Sounds sus enough

[dry minnow]

20$ worth it for 23k souls?

[vale star]

Totally worth it

Trust me

[hearty copper]

supppp

[hearty copper]

go somewhere else

[pure stirrup]

LETS GO

[hearty copper]

ew

[pure stirrup]

Give me 10k or I dump you

[hearty copper]

ur not getting 10k

[pure stirrup]

DAMN IT.

[hearty copper]

there there

[pure stirrup]

IM CRASHING OUT

[pale onyx]

👎🏿

[hearty copper]

...

[stone goblet]

If you’re interested you can give me a dm

[stone goblet]

Take me there😪

[pure stirrup]

Ok let us see what’s gonna happen.

[hearty copper]

dont be lazy

[thorny vigil]

That's actually crzy tho

Bro tryna spoil someone💀🙏

[pure stirrup]

It could be the funniest message I’ve ever seen or serious

[thorny vigil]

😭🙏

[pure stirrup]

Ok I had my fun, he’s serious I’m p sure and I’m not consoling him for the rest of my life for money

[thorny vigil]

💀...

[pure stirrup]

I don’t think I could force myself to do that no matter how much I would get

You could shoot your shot tho 🤷

[thorny vigil]

Nah tf

I ain't interested

[pure stirrup]

Nah bro chase that bag

I was expecting him to call me a broke ass mf

Not a real deal lmao.

[thorny vigil]

......

That's not chasing the bag bruh

[finite aurora]

@thorny vigil i fw ur name kameo's are awful

[pure stirrup]

Kameos ain’t that bad

They grown on me since they reduced how often they appear

[thorny vigil]

They legit made me miss out on dk noob

[pure stirrup]

How

Oh yeah krypt.

[thorny vigil]

Krypt was a drag

[finite aurora]

im ngl i got dk noob maxed

[pure stirrup]

I got him f4

[thorny vigil]

.....

[pure stirrup]

And I got mk1 mileena

[thorny vigil]

Wtf

[finite aurora]

as soon as he came in kryps i got him

[thorny vigil]

.

[finite aurora]

i had him ix and than krys saved my life

[radiant wren]

Ye I got to max him out too, pre sick

[finite aurora]

🙏🏻

[thorny vigil]

🧍‍♂️

TF IS THIS

[finite aurora]

snare and deathmark sp1 is amazing

[radiant wren]

Is SP1 death mark too? Wtf

[pure stirrup]

Flex o clock

[thorny vigil]

Yep I'm finna hop off rn tbh

[radiant wren]

LOL

[leaden steppe]

WoW!
Today Halloween packs coming

[pure stirrup]

It’s ok man

Hopefully you get it.

[radiant wren]

Fr?

[hearty copper]

tccccc

[radiant wren]

How yk

[leaden steppe]

I won't give you more details

[radiant wren]

🥸

This u rn

[finite aurora]

fyi never do nightmare tower i did it 4 times and all those times i got dupes i got pretty lady leatherface 4 times and i got KJ

nightmare tower plz never come back

[thorny vigil]

Yea that's not a lady

[radiant wren]

I almost got the set maxed out, for me I gotta do it

[thorny vigil]

Tryna see what'll be in the krypt tmr thooooo

[radiant wren]

Frrrr

[finite aurora]

i wish we got like nightmare ghostface or sum

that wouldve been sick

[radiant wren]

I was praying bruh, don’t get me wrong though, the new noob is fire. I would’ve just preferred ghost face.

[finite aurora]

idk i wish they both came out

[hearty copper]

me too

[gritty ridge]

very likely we will one day

[pure stirrup]

Mk1 reptile tho

[radiant wren]

Reptile is boring dawg, add fcking Michael Myers

That would be GAS

[hearty copper]

myers?ermm

[radiant wren]

Yh

[pure stirrup]

DONT DISS REPTILE

[radiant wren]

Shrek would be HARD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Alr bruh im tweaking i should def gts 😂

#FreeDurk

[lean plank]

Makes sum decent rum.

Damn I didn't even mean to misspell some.

[hearty copper]

great hes back

[hearty copper]

SHREK LOL

[finite aurora]

i really wanted geras and kronika to be added i feel like that wouldve been sick

[lean plank]

Freudian slip? Nah.

[radiant wren]

nah shrek is where it’s at

[hearty copper]

shrek fiona donkey b a fire team

[radiant wren]

Shrek is Love Shrek is Life team

[lean plank]

Omgoodness, don't even speak on that big legged, voluptuous woman. I'll lose all sense of self control.

[radiant wren]

We should all sign a petition asking for shrek to be added

[raw herald]

what ad is this

[lean plank]

Is Kronika a gigantess?

[lean plank]

That's the anti-Neet commercial.

[hearty copper]

uh huh

[lean plank]

Detroit had a city council member one of his colleagues referred to as Shrek. Lol

She was particularly cruel in that. Lol

[raw herald]

why we doing ad here :(

[lean plank]

I don't recall if I posted it or not, but your hairy legs remind me of that video game ad where you're supposed to fix up that lady to win back her cheating boyfriend.

[hearty copper]

party rock is in the house tonightt

[lean plank]

I'm sorry, MoF. But weren't you asking for it? To all it may concern, MoF has legs as smooth as a pool ball.

[raw herald]

pff i wasn't

[lean plank]

Lol. Well I'm doubly apologetic.

[lean plank]

Damn, MoF, just your presence alone can bring a man out of a coma if you so as much stand in his hospital room.

[lean plank]

If you were so hideous as to make the elephant man look pretty, you're beautiful.

https://tenor.com/view/wink-eye-wink-gif-12352742718877841322

Hit me up on my pager.

[hearty copper]

no

[lean plank]

Quit hating, Rose. No cuts in line.

Mr Bean, like Benny Hill, are a couple of natural fools, incidentally.

[hearty copper]

Womp

[lean plank]

Is that a subtle reference to, "Mr. Whomp Whomp [feat. Big ED] [Explicit] - Fiend"?

[hearty copper]

face palm gif

[lean plank]

Quit lying.

[pale onyx]

👎🏿

[gray marsh]

Is darkest knight better than klassic Liu Kang and mk11 scorpion at f0????

[tardy geode]

Yes

[gray marsh]

Are you fr?? Or tripping?

I deleted mkm and downloaded again got darkest knight should I make it permanent account now?

And abandon the previous account?

[tardy geode]

Keep it

You get a guaranteed mk11 scorpion anyway after you open 50 beginner packs for dragon krystals

[gray marsh]

Oh yeah

But my dragon Krystals ded

5 only

[tardy geode]

Pack is permanent anyway

[gray marsh]

Right

So in conclusion I should abandon previous account and make progress in this new account

I even got klassic Liu Kang on this new one

[lean plank]

Sounds like you can only blame yourself for any missteps from here.

[tardy geode]

DK Noob is the best character in the game

[stuck pendant]

yes sir

[lean plank]

He's so good that KG is bleeding from his eyes in the Trials and Kombat Pass backdrop.

[hearty copper]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[lean plank]

And that's him giggling too.

As much as you learn on a daily basis, I think should also have several accounts, Sir Draco.

[indigo river]

mine is f1 only

[tardy geode]

Mine too

[indigo river]

i opened close to 200 packs bruh

[lean plank]

Gg. I have yet to attain one.

[indigo river]

i only got 1 from the packs in close to 200

i hoped i could get him to f3 at least

but unless i get 2 copies today that ain't happenning

[lean plank]

Damn. My family and I are needy people. Please help.

[indigo river]

huh?

didn't spend a dime

just grinding krypt

[lean plank]

Oh. What a let down.

[desert peak]

Kung lao the proper wailer.... Lmao.... Dude wail on every strike on him..... 😂 😂 😂

[indigo river]

is onslaught fujin any good?

[lean plank]

Yeah. He's a mf.

Don't let him get to L50. FX.

[indigo river]

you starting to sound a whole lot like the diddy diciples

[lean plank]

These new Golds are rivaling some of the Diamonds. Thank goodness I haven't encountered many of the players who rely on their Golds up in FW. They will humble you.

[indigo river]

so fujin is good or not?

[lean plank]

I'm referring to from way back.

[indigo river]

i know edenian and lizard teams are good

i also know the new jax is good

[lean plank]

He's as good as you make him.

[indigo river]

but what about fujin?

[tardy geode]

He's good yeah

[indigo river]

worth using fusion cards on?

[tardy geode]

Not if you have any other better gold to max first

[lean plank]

That's out of my weekly allowance.

[indigo river]

my jason is f7

[tardy geode]

Which

[indigo river]

the bloody one

slasher

[lean plank]

He's hard as hell to fuse up. If you know of some esoteric way to fuse him, then hell yeah.

[indigo river]

gold fusion cards

[lean plank]

But use him well. The AI is a joke when it's using him.

[indigo river]

i think i have the build for him

term armor +his brutality epic and erron black bb

turns into an xray spammer

[lean plank]

Ah. That's the way to do it. Think deep. Try things.

[indigo river]

ngl i don't remember you being this zesty

[lean plank]

I mean, damn. He has several lives, not including gear, talents and teammates.

[indigo river]

your time with the diddy disciples didn't do you any favours

[lean plank]

I treat them all the same from hood rats to stars, I still tend to wipe it off on their curtains.

[indigo river]

whatever that means

i agree though

[lean plank]

Yeah. I'm heavily into rap music.

[indigo river]

that's horrible

[lean plank]

Lol

[indigo river]

i mean the bar

like bruh

[lean plank]

I didn't rap it. I just bought it.

[indigo river]

did you come across computers remix?

[lean plank]

What the hell is that?

[indigo river]

bruh

you not into rap

just write that on youtube

[gray marsh]

Hay hay HAYYY

[lean plank]

With a name nobody this side of Iceland can pronounce, really, bruh?

[indigo river]

it's another name for fenrir icelander

[gray marsh]

Well tried dark knight and he's INSANE

I ain't joking fr

[lean plank]

Well tell me something. I like the people from eesland.

[lean plank]

Don't rub it in.

I still don't have him.

[hearty copper]

hayyyyyy

[indigo river]

wasn't he on the krypt?

if you can grind elder krypt, start doing it now

you might be able to open a few before the pack expires

buy the junk pack with hearts

[lean plank]

Don't remind me that I'm a heel.

[indigo river]

a zesty one but sure

[lean plank]

Lol. I'll accept that.

[indigo river]

began huh? explains why you zesty

[lean plank]

I'm just going along according to word of mouth. I like my meals spicy a bit but not necessarily zesty. The only zest I'm interested in is Zest deodorant soap.

[indigo river]

you need some meat, no diddy

[lean plank]

You're not fully clean until you're Zestfully clean!

Rose seems to have a problem with ads.

[hearty copper]

womp womp

[lean plank]

Laughing out loud.

[hearty copper]

side eye

[lean plank]

Are you forbidden to use smileys? Damn. Have you abused your privileges?

I'm picturing that dog. 🐕 On the side eye tip.

[lean plank]

Use the little ghost 👻 like characters that Nick and MoF use and the mods won't say nuthin, because they are irresistibly cute.

[hearty copper]

cute?

[lean plank]

Hell yeah, cute. Flowers 🌺 aren't here for nothing.

You delicate flower, 🌻 you.

[hearty copper]

yea, no

[lean plank]

Lol. Aw shucks. She's a feisty one.

[hearty copper]

someone help

[indigo river]

aren't flowers useless?

[lean plank]

You're just mean. Lol

[scarlet nymph]

does kameo summon pack also perm?

[indigo river]

nah, standard omnivorous behaviour

[tardy geode]

Why every time I look in here there's something going on

[tardy geode]

Yes

[scarlet nymph]

ok

[lean plank]

What would old retired gangsters do if it wasn't for their greenhouses?

[indigo river]

send youngsters to life sentences or their deaths i guess

[scarlet nymph]

idk bro

[indigo river]

just some friendly banter

[lean plank]

This is a family forum, cheer up.

[hearty copper]

🎵 cheer up baby, cheer up baby!🎵

[lean plank]

@tardy geode It's all Rose's fault. She's a Mecha in disguise.

[scarlet nymph]

what she did?

[lean plank]

She opened her mouth.

[hearty copper]

HUH?

[indigo river]

bruh this new tower of horrors is horrific

the drop rates are ass

[pale onyx]

👍🏿

[lean plank]

Look who's talking.

[indigo river]

?

[hearty copper]

bro coming for every1

[pale onyx]

horrors are horrific

[pale onyx]

I am looking 👀

[indigo river]

so are the gear drop rates

[scarlet nymph]

oh ok

[pale onyx]

idk I dont even play this game

[indigo river]

why you here?

[pale onyx]

cuz of my thumbs

[hearty copper]

thu thu thumbs upp

[lean plank]

I'm sorry. For clarity, a Mecha is one of those Mechanical suits, the giant robot sort that has a human piloting it for destructive purposes and hroatjshellvladimir is just your general dip stick.

[pale onyx]

👍🏿

[indigo river]

maindenless?

[pale onyx]

what

[indigo river]

you mean attack on titan is a meat mech?

[raw herald]

mainden

[pale onyx]

👎🏿 tryna impersonate me you get a thumbs down broski

[indigo river]

exactly

he doesn't have a main den

[lean plank]

Yeah Gundam style.

[finite aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-noob-saibot-friendship-mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat11-gif-25163051

[raw herald]

embed failure

[indigo river]

sweet

[hearty copper]

i threw a wish in the well

[lean plank]

It's an MKM character doing double dutch, MoF. Are you sure your laptop is ready for the newest version of the real engine?

[indigo river]

do you think the new noob saibot armor will be on the krypt this season?

[pale onyx]

no

[hearty copper]

🎶 before u came in to my life i missed u so bad, and u should know that🎶

[lean plank]

Who sang that dope song?

[hearty copper]

Carly Rae Jepsen

[lean plank]

Well let them do it.

[indigo river]

yeah, towers might be dead ngl

[lean plank]

Yessiree. Ta Dow! I got her ass.

[cold patio]

I remember the first message you replied to me with was "Yessiree bob!"

[lean plank]

Damn. You remember that?

[cold patio]

Unlike you, I'm less prone to Alzheimer's, geezer.

[lean plank]

Me and DEN go way back, y'all. I used to chase him home from school.

[hearty copper]

it was me

[cold patio]

Me and BK go way back, he pantsed me Infront of the cheer squad.

[indigo river]

were you after dat ass?

game is game i guess

[cold patio]

The game is game guy died.

[crimson copper]

this happened, i was his pants

[cold patio]

Real!

[indigo river]

fr?

[cold patio]

Yeah, I think it was an OD

[lean plank]

Yeah but when I caught up with him, he began chasing me.

[crimson copper]

BRUU

i still havent recovered from the 20 packs ;-;

[cold patio]

Real©®™

[indigo river]

sad, but his teachings will live on forever

[crimson copper]

im crying

[cold patio]

How to turn your balls into a belt buckle

I transcripted it and have it pinned on my copypasta.

[indigo river]

you didn't need to do all that

[cold patio]

I did

I don't wear belts.

I just wear tight ahh jeans or pants

[crimson copper]

thats so hot

[cold patio]

I look like young Justin Bieber in his skinny jeans era

[cold patio]

Real

[cold patio]

Except I'm not Justin, and we look nothing alike, I just wear skinny jeans.

Bk what does this mean

[crimson copper]

ur a justin in my head bbg

[hearty copper]

ayo

[cold patio]

awh.
DMs

[lean plank]

Discord has a mind of it's own.

Watch your lips around here. Damn!

[vale star]

Thats my line

[hearty copper]

pretty sure its mine

[cold patio]

they just keep stealing from us OGs

😦

[hearty copper]

u wish u were one

[vale star]

Big if true

[vale star]

Nuh uh

[hearty copper]

yuh uh

[cold patio]

back in my day

[crimson copper]

should i just reset my account lmao

[lean plank]

Somehow, something I said in DMs just automatically got forwarded out here. So again, watch your tongues because Discord seems to be listening.

[crimson copper]

but rip the linking process

[obtuse crag]

Bruh i open noob pack and i get Fujin twice who has lower chances than noob wtf

[vale star]

You probably used the forward gesture

[hearty copper]

gimme a signnnnnnnn

[obtuse crag]

I swear MK11 Characters are cursed for me

[vale star]

Every character DK pack is obscenely bad for me because I have all of the random drops maxed

[lean plank]

That might be possible. But if it's that easy, again, watch your tongues.

[cold patio]

how do I fix stick drift

I can't even aim anymore

[vale star]

Rip out the analog stick and use a tack

[cold patio]

John just keeps drifting to the right or left

[raw herald]

yeah... suffering from success

[cold patio]

DJ KHALED

suffering from success

[lean plank]

I could have been describing something so erotic that the Devil would blush upon hearing it.

[hearty copper]

um

[vale star]

Its just annoying, I get it mk11 and klassic are fan favorite teams but can we get ONE PACK without them? Even the literal CoS themed pack gives them

[vale star]

If your doing that in discord I got other concerns

[lean plank]

Ok?

[cold patio]

nuh uh

[obtuse crag]

I wanted noob not mk11 Fujin it's not my choice to get him

[vale star]

Like huhh? Go read 50 shades man

[obtuse crag]

And my mk11 Shang tsung is higher fusion than most basic golds lol

🫠

[vale star]

If anyone sees me ever open a character pack please slap me

[cold patio]

50 shades of gray? The one with 50 shades of the color gray?

it exists and I love it

[crimson copper]

im suffering

[obtuse crag]

Maybe i'll open ToH packs when noob pack goes away

[cold patio]

You still haven't answered my last message

[vale star]

Tbh I would expect you to read it

[lean plank]

That's good enough reason to do the "buffalo stance".

[obtuse crag]

Cuz living dead would be nice

[cold patio]

BROOOO THEY GOT LIGHT GRAY

[vale star]

Living dead nerf 😦

[obtuse crag]

What does that mean?

[cold patio]

first page is fire

[raw herald]

yeah.. that's probably unavoidable tbh

[obtuse crag]

I just need a revive idc if it's trash

[lean plank]

Check out Neneh Cherry. 🍒

[vale star]

Theres so many revives now, living dead shouldnt have gotten nerfed man

[lean plank]

That's Nina in French.

[obtuse crag]

When klassic tower comes back i'll play it just for rockin token

[scarlet nymph]

klassic tower is the best?

[cold patio]

It's a tower

[lean plank]

Shaddap. You'll only make it harder to get.

[scarlet nymph]

i know

[cold patio]

I'll play it for some bishes

[scarlet nymph]

what is the best tower?

[cold patio]

white potion

[lean plank]

Ok?

[cold patio]

lotus

[vale star]

Elder wind and white lotus are the best towers

[cold patio]

white lotus is fairly easy, hell I made it almost halfway with f0 golds and diamonds.

I think.

I might be confusing it with something else

But I do remember playing it early game

[scarlet nymph]

oh ok

[lean plank]

That reminds me of that cut by 2Pac when he was talking to Nate Dogg. 2Pac said, I know you do...

[cold patio]

real©®™

[obtuse crag]

It already is hard to get

[scarlet nymph]

btw which tower is next after the current tower end?

[vale star]

2pac killed to cover for diddy

[lean plank]

I think it was on his Me Against the World album.

[obtuse crag]

Like AMT scammed me so badly

[vale star]

Elder wind 🙂

[scarlet nymph]

alr

[cold patio]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[obtuse crag]

Varmint Lucky Hat stocks rise

[cold patio]

banned² fr

[crimson copper]

iz elder wind good

[obtuse crag]

Very good

[scarlet nymph]

let's goo

[vale star]

Realm warriors already told us elder wind and kold are coming this update

[lean plank]

No need for that. If the oil doesn't fit, you must acquit.

[obtuse crag]

One rare piece can literally change your game

[cold patio]

banned³

[vale star]

You mean you dont have 5 tons of baby oil at all times?

[crimson copper]

thats so dumb

for not having 5 tons of baby oil

[lean plank]

I use spit and when I run out of that I use mayonnaise.

[vale star]

True OG, I like that

[cold patio]

sweat*

[lean plank]

W-w-w-w word.

[next helm]

What the hell is going on here

[crimson copper]

a normal mkm conversation

[next helm]

What do you use baby oil for

😭

[lean plank]

Damn. Hydration. I remember you back when you were peeing dark yellow pssst.

[cold patio]

Last night I was just talking about how over hydrated I am and how I am peeing straight clear water

we came full circle

[lean plank]

Piss is a bad word?

[cold patio]

(I type that while I was peeing btw)

[cold patio]

that pisses me off

[vale star]

You do NOT wanna know

[hearty copper]

he does wanna know

[next helm]

Diddy victims in this chat

[hearty copper]

side eye

[lean plank]

Yeah. In Devin the Dude's lyrics he says something to the effect that drinking all this brew keeps me peeing white piss.

*Brew could have been alcohol.

[vale star]

Upside down eye

[cold patio]

real

[lean plank]

And?

[cold patio]

guys how do I tell if I have that type of disease

so bad

[hearty copper]

...

[lean plank]

Look for crabs.

Wait a minute. Is this VD central or MKM?

[cold patio]

I see no bumps

no warts

no nothing

[lean plank]

That's a good start.

What about weeping?

[cold patio]

Weeping?

Haven't heard of that one

yet

[lean plank]

You know. If I say it out loud, someone might claim to be offended. Think about it weeping means what?

[cold patio]

overflowing tears

[lean plank]

Exactly.

[cold patio]

OHHHH

[lean plank]

Damn prudes.

[tardy geode]

What the hell is a normal conversation in this server raaahhh

[cold patio]

real

[cold patio]

this what happens 4 years without a meme channel

why isn't it coming

[tardy geode]

Don't think a meme channel would make up for talking about private itching

[cold patio]

it would certainly decrease

[lean plank]

Devin the Dude also had something harsh to say about that too. Check out his 1998 debut solo album. But put on your ear muffs because he gets Uber raw.

I mean in reference to the drips.

[cold patio]

dracula when can you make a rehab channel make us freaks go in there for teaching

[lean plank]

Really, DEN? Take a cold shower immediately.

[cold patio]

Assimilation ahh

[lean plank]

At least I'm grounded.

[cold patio]

I tried a few cold showers, halfway to hypothermia

[lean plank]

Yeah well put your girdle back on.

[cold patio]

I'm gonna drink soft coffee with Oreos now

[lean plank]

Damn. Why did you pull the envy card?

[cold patio]

charleyyy and friends is filmed Infront of a live audience

[lean plank]

I'm camera shy meself. Unless we're talking some serious loot.

Like what the mods get.

[tardy geode]

What loot

[lean plank]

Yeah right. Should I tell them about the wire you sent me?

[cold patio]

the za is crazy

[lean plank]

I don't smoke weed any longer.

[cold patio]

any longer being a minute ago

[lean plank]

Nah. I smoked it beginning my 12 years old birthday and pursued that original high til I was 19. I smoked off and on until I was 26, but please understand me, don't smoke it even once, if you never have.

[cold patio]

real

[lean plank]

Seriously, for real.

[vale star]

Real brainrot

[lean plank]

At the extreme least.

[cold patio]

"Skibidi toilet"
-26 year old BK

[vale star]

"Smoking isnt linked to death" I hate anyone who says this

[lean plank]

Indeed. You're good at math.

[cold patio]

I have those flashlight pens

[lean plank]

Obviously, it is not.

[vale star]

Those that do ketamine too like W H Y

[cold patio]

so now I can be Sam Fischer and write something during stealth mission

[vale star]

"Oh its ok in small doses, it only permentantly alters and slows your brain"

[cold patio]

Ah hell naw spunchbob took too many bennys

[lean plank]

They have a death wish. Including those who never used it.

[tardy geode]

Musk says hi

[modest swift]

#🤼-characters-and-teams message

Help

[vale star]

I had a friend that did it, at like 22 his reaction time was literally about half a second...

[lean plank]

Lol. Hell naw. Dra got in on it too.

[candid stratus]

I’m thinking if we get equipment upgrade cards for the max duplicate equipment we get

Like rare equipment already FX, the duplicate gives 1 rare equipment upgrade card

[small raft]

When do the beginner drag crystal packs refresh? I opened all 50 like a week and a half ago and still they ain't back

How tf you meant to get the 60 opened

[tardy geode]

It doesn't refresh

[tardy geode]

You open different dk packs

[small raft]

They don't count

Hold up, nvm, the 40/50 beginner just wont ever go up since I opened 10 when the pack launched

[tardy geode]

They absolutely do

[small raft]

So I just will never get my free mk11 scorp fusion

Because nrs screwed up when the update came out

[tardy geode]

The 60 milestone counts any dk pack

The beginner milestones are separate

I already opened the 60 summons pack twice

[small raft]

Wonder if they'll ever give me my free mk11 scorp fusion since I did open all 50, just perma stuck at 40/50 since the trial didn't exist on launch

[vale star]

Too much anime does not exist

[woven latch]

U right. Felix>astolfo

[vale star]

We don't tolerate Astolfo slander 🤣

[lean plank]

@vale star Your name reminds me of the song by Luther Vandross called, "She Loves Me Back".

[woven latch]

Too late

[vale star]

Why's that? Haha

[lean plank]

Because, in the lyrics he says, she took me on a natural high.. or something along those lines.

[vale star]

My name is because I have a euphoric feeling from listening to music, it's really amazing

[lean plank]

Well then you should certainly check out that song that I cited.

[vale star]

I definitely will

Thats crazy

Ive just dont enjoy music that much

I never have I dno why

[lean plank]

Keep your misery to yourself.

[vale star]

Well maybe it's just a genre you don't prefer and you haven't found yours yet

[vale star]

Im nearing my midlife crisis... I think im a little past that opportunity

[lean plank]

He's awaiting the sheep 🐏 harmonic orchestra to drop a beat.

[hearty copper]

now drop the beat

[vale star]

You're never past your opportunity

If decades of music doesnt do it, im at least quite confident thats not changing

[cold patio]

I thought you were post midlife crisis

So you're just ugly like that

[vale star]

Like, ive listened to every genre under the sun, theres music I like... but id never listen to it on its own or feel any euphoria from it

[vale star]

Then you can try instrumentals etc

[cold patio]

Bro hasn't listened to cortex

[lean plank]

You could be listening 🎧 to that cut!

[vale star]

Trust me ive tried lol

I just want this new Noob but my luck is so bad 😭

Again like, theres music I can like, But I cant just sit there and enjoy it

[lean plank]

Good music is not typically broadcast nowadays. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

[cold patio]

bro doesn't listen to music solo

[vale star]

Real tho, I need 1 more copy so I can use fusion cards

[cold patio]

bro doesn't lay in his bed and just cry silently smh

[lean plank]

That's why there is a thing called underground music.

[vale star]

Someone should definitely reroll for me and get Noob 😃

[hearty copper]

meeee

[obtuse crag]

Lmao KC Sonya is so cooked against new noob if she red cards the clone you keep all characters up and you can still TAG INTO YOUR CLONE ☠️

[cold patio]

Real©®™*

[vale star]

You will?

[hearty copper]

yuhhh

[vale star]

Bettttt

[lean plank]

Omgoodness won't you shut up.

[hearty copper]

yayy

[vale star]

😭

[cold patio]

Accept the friend request pookie bear

[lean plank]

From who?

[cold patio]

me

teehee

[lean plank]

You've already been gabbing to me in the DMs. What the hell are you on now?

[hearty copper]

fightingggg

[vale star]

Rerolling🤢

[lean plank]

Not you. The blabbermouth revealing player side game secrets.

[vale star]

Okay, thankss

[vale star]

I'm new 😭

Rerolling is pretty weak in this game anyways, unless your insanely unlucky/lucky

[lean plank]

Oh. Well welcome aboard. But watch your back, someone might.. Nah I'm just kidding.

[hearty copper]

ofccccc

[vale star]

In a week youll make more progress than 20 hours of rerolling

[cold patio]

I rerolled for mk11 scorp on my new acc lol

it was like my second reroll

That's where my luck ended

[cold patio]

Bk what's your favorite card

In MKM

[hearty copper]

bk = burger king

[cold patio]

that's the joke

[lean plank]

I love them all like they were my children. Sure, I may spank the hell out of one more than another, but they believe me when I say I love you all equally and so dearly.

[cold patio]

I abbreviate his name to BK which also means burger king you nincompoop

[hearty copper]

womp

[cold patio]

does unc even play MKM

[hearty copper]

MODS

[cold patio]

But I won't for now

[hearty copper]

get him!

[woven latch]

What

[cold patio]

hush, my bi curious teenager. This ain't yo convo

[hearty copper]

good

[woven latch]

The mods died

[hearty copper]

rip

[cold patio]

One of these days...

[lean plank]

He meant give you a few licks with his right fist.

[woven latch]

I do not want to find out what yall are talking about

[vale star]

Nah im here

[hearty copper]

u can go now

[cold patio]

One of these days I will outlive them all

[woven latch]

Ur not a mod

[vale star]

Yes I am

[cold patio]

He's a pseudo mod

[woven latch]

Nuh uh

[vale star]

Yuh uh

[woven latch]

Nuh uh

[cold patio]

He likes to boss everyone around, which is basically a mod fr

[lean plank]

Not to mention a few body blows.

[cold patio]

real

[hearty copper]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh say can u see meeeeeeeeeeeee by the dawnnsss early lightt

[vale star]

DEN gets it

[woven latch]

English you monkey

[hearty copper]

womp womp

[woven latch]

He does not

[cold patio]

thank you for submitting into saying DEN in all caps

[woven latch]

Fck you mean womp womp

[hearty copper]

hi DEN

[vale star]

Den is mid

[cold patio]

That's it pal

[hearty copper]

e e e electric shock

[cold patio]

Mods, he harassed me.

[vale star]

Im not talking to you in talking to Den

[woven latch]

He is

[woven latch]

Pokemon wtf???

[cold patio]

oh

[hearty copper]

says u

[cold patio]

You right you right

[hearty copper]

i got the ss fr

[woven latch]

What show is

[cold patio]

Do I harass or make anyone uncomfortable here? I'm pretty sure I'm the string holding this big happy fam together fr fr fr fr

[hearty copper]

face palm

[woven latch]

Huh uh

Oh wait I just realized. Rose wants to be a kpop artist

THIS CHICK IS KOREAN

[cold patio]

HAH

[hearty copper]

japanese*

[vale star]

Is there anyone here you havent at least mildly harassed

[cold patio]

LMAAOOOOOOO BRO THINKS THEY'RE JPOP

[woven latch]

What happened to that “I’m not telling you” mentality

[hearty copper]

he verbally harassed me

[lean plank]

You're okay, DEN. But didn't I tell you to do something about that silly looking avatar?

[cold patio]

I haven't uhhh... @wintry sonnet yet

[vale star]

Bro pinged den

[cold patio]

It's literally the same color when you said It's much easier on the eyes

[vale star]

Hes gonna be pissed

[hearty copper]

he got a twinnnnnn