#codm-discussion
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Geese are funniest
Goose!
Geese are feathered military atp
the plural form is geese
Good to know
Geese attack like marines do
By biting? 
Fight first , ask second
Eat crayons third
Question at the and in the office
Sea snail guy?
Don't know what weapon that's for but the mobility sucks
Why does Norway put barcodes on its battleships?
Idk
Well more specifically the strafe speed
AK117
Makes sense
So when they get back to port, they can scan da navy in (say it out loud)
lmao
I love it
😭
Dad jokes are my favorite thing lol
#momjoke
As cameos or identify name of the vesel?
@night charm
When you say it out loud, it sounds like "Scandanavian"
Say it out loud
Norway is a Scandanavian country
Always
Yo guys remember we use Whale 🐳 oil ? 1700-1800 ish that's why the whales have been in danger of extinction
Goose facts 🪿
Checking all directions for enemy combatants before bunkering down
it’s so sad how much the earth and animals suffer because of us
But in a way, the christian lore, dogs do a like-a-like cross with they palms / legs.
I saw it too
Before sleeping
Merry Christmas :)🎄
🪿
Ah wait
M.C! 🪿
Don't worry

Ghosty 
That big brain is working out
What type
Cookiiees
Peanut butter with chocolate chips
Is that coffee next to it
Can I take all the plate ?
Sounds amazing
😋🍪
So it is coffee
More in oven..
K i t c h e n
I haven't eaten yet and I am getting hungry
The autocorrector got me again :((
I mean my keyboard autocorrected
is it for me
Mty made me hungry
For everyone but sure
what about ALL for me
oh my gawd
No way
More cookies 
Done with cookies , now making kamish
Sharing is caring
Well, i dont care, i just share
Kamish?
Its like biscotti but with nuts and chocolate
Similar, biscotti dont have nuts i think, kamish does

Where the head
at the front
left
why is its hair so long or is that a massive ear
no shit
looks like an emo dog
Black = emo now?
Romanians around?
Salut
tf?
Her ears
read my previous sentence
On the dog
Ah.
i think it’s the hair covering the eyes
Okie dokie.
Ears
🐼
Samuel, hai in pula mea pe cod
I made a coffee and it's to sweet..
I would hope so
I have that saved so I just tap two times and it pops up
Wanna share
Open door policy
Wanna codm?
I thought you're a guy I know
You ain't him
Laterz sure
Really
Pulp fiction is coming to Fortnite
Why?
@jade basalt a picture of her head
Ohh
Doggo




Is the cat okay?
thats a fur ball
You're one to
She got her hair cut recently
I know that it isn't called hair
She's kinda old
Love that movie.
Merry Christmas/happy holidays for the 3rd time
FLUFFY KIBBYYYYYUH
GIMMIE
Have to watch it again, been a minute
Help urself
Yay
She's sleepy
Thats pepper flakes
Put her in bed
In the left side?
Chocolate cookies? 
Yeh
Peanut butter chocolate
She was working so she's tired
What about the red cup
Eating grass

Did you and your wife make these?
I was more of a helper
Why is it written in English
Yeah
There is grandma mty
Cause klingons dont fire at santa
Mty is married
Mty dodging my question
Kinda obvious, no?
Imagine a 50 yr old single codm player

Yeah I can imagine that
Me in the future
Wait you said u don't have kids
Same
There's like two people here who are married
Did she say yes or...
There are like alot
What
Yes, i dont
They just don't tell
Yeah yeah I remember
If i had kids, i would not be playing on a rog phone
Makes sense
Also a 50yo single dude playing codm is completely imaginableb
You would get gaming buddies
Depends on ur job tbh
If i have kids or get married i will not be able to get gt3 rs
You can't regardless mate
Marry someone who games too
Ez
His wife...
Husband and wife both on a 10+ losing streak lmao
Still cost money
Idk ask him
Us when we play forza together....
As in...
I have heard of forza
Idk what it is tho
A game
Like need for speed
Yeah no shit sherlock

Need for speed is hard in my opinion
This guy knows NOTHING about games 😭
Yeah no shit I didn't grow up with games
I barely know about codm
Have never been good with racing games only on Xbox
Best racing game by far is hill climb racing
Ain't no racing game better than that
What did you do for fun growing up?
Cars?
Oh that game 😭
Play outside
I have been top 10k in that game before 😭
Touching grass?
What's that?
I have been like top 1k ish
Maybe top 500
In hill climb racing 2
I think
I was top 1 in my country
Idk I never checked it
Maybe I was too
I don't remember
I was likely top 1 in my country in codm but you can't check that
Man I had the best idea for a battle royale
I don't know what y'all are saying but Half-Life 3 is real.
Bloody fucking hell
🤧
Wait the third version came out?
Xvio going pro in valorant mobile
What
I wish.
Yeah that's what I thought
There's a VR version with many chapters.
Londonistan... Jaysus what the fuck happened here
I'm actually planning to switch with my team to Valorant after the best champs, not joking.
What
Valo looks like the cartoony version of CS2 ngl
U dont mean the vr halflife i hope
When is valorant coming out for mobile
We need CS2 mobile
I want to go fishing now
It's out already for China, if I'm not wrong
That shit would go hard
Nah.
Dude counter strike on mobile would go hard
Yeah but for global
London has become the worst city in Europa
Especially with cross platform skins
Once u ads , u cant not ads
I'm already playing the Chinese version.
I don't believe so
Taptap?
That's the reason I remembered that it's out for China
Nope.
Doesn't scopes require quite a good amount of money?
The game is really good actually, better than you think but I cannot judge much because I'm always on 190ms.
I played cs back on 98 or 99, sucked at it. Dont remember much
1998?
Do older people/ older generations not know what codm looks like except for mty not saying they're old
Was CS even a thing back then?
Yes.
Oh what
One of the very few games u could play on lan
Oh wait
I know that part
We used to play it back then in 2000's, it was very popular actually.
it is
But I didn't knew it was that old
It was called CS 1.6.
Yuh ik
And quake
It was a laan game and gaming hubs used to host those
Yeah that's the original game believe it or not.
Then vavle bought it from the 2 college students right?
Half-Life was originally made on the Quake Engine.
Am old enough to have played doom on windows 95
My cousin saw me playing snd and he thought it was warzone..
My history is so fucked
Tell him to slap himself
Me too.
Yes, child. Came bundled with Half Life by Valve... We played on 56k modems. Then 128k then came the almighty ADSL...
Idk
The fuck you man idk
I gave an order
It's your duty to follow it
Bro, i didn't remember it was bundled with halflife.. nice memories
He's one of the oldest here so he part of the older generation
Back then we had to connect our home telephone cable to our PC to play online.
Execution no cap
Valve being one of the nicest mega corporations is still wild to me
Yeah no excuses
Am i the only one that thinks that br is laggy rn?
Who even plays br
They had Day Of Defeat too but that didn't last too long
Shitty ass mode
Play MP.
Might be the only mega Corp, but, they are a very small sized company
I do regularly?
Do you believe in the existence of Half-Life 3?
If you don't like it then why play it in the first place
Nah, u r right, i reduced my graphics
I afk from gm1 to gm3 today 
I see.
Yeah for a 300 or 200 man company they sure have the best customer service especially when they revealed how many people they helped
I play at medium graphics yet it lags

what map
Never faced this issue before this shitty ass update
Try lower br big map
I do.

I'll take that as a yes.
Phone cable to modem to LAN port
Krai(only cause alcat isnt out)
Exactly.
Times have changed
i am getting 1 lag spikes per game since update but only in ranked
Bro lemme learn coding then ill code half life 3 for you 🥀
Yeh, i had to reduce my graphics for krai
Real players
Doubt
My internet disconnected at least once per match today playing krai
Look up Project Borealis.
Krai was always very laggy
Why can’t I send pictures
It's rare for me to play br
Game was trying to stop me from afk farming
I never faced this issue before tho.
Level 35
Oh my god
Learn. #╭╴roles-info
i dont have connection issues it’s just that my frames drop once for half a second and then it’s fine
Dmz maps overheat my phone after like 10 matches
Cause u a baby
When i played krai before i never faced lag even when my phone overheated
@jade basalt check dm
Ur battery survives 5 maps?
Yeah dmz is also not well optimized
But it's good enough imo
That said
Yeah noticed that to but in dmz randomly
My phone doesn't overheat for dmz
Urs doesn't?
Same here... Maybe if I played it...
Try it
Probably wont, i play with a data cable connected to pc, so i get a lil charge all the time, but probably spend more than consume
Damn
Gn chat
I don't enjoy it. It's like zombie... It's there but could as well be gone
Gn
Good night
Boss thing leaving
It's worse
It's not worse
Especially if you have played extraction before of expect it to feel like extraction
I thought about grinding the skins but after seeing others unlock them they're not worth the hours imo
Lmg?
I use sniper
Getting my 17 pro max fixed rn
I have no apps on the phone except base android and codm (and wzm), i use the data cable to cast screen to desktop so i can take screenshots when i want.
There are easier ways to do this, but i wanted to make sure i use the least amount of resources on the phone
For the necromancer
Almost done
And the rest is handled by the turrets
Yeah also snipers could one 1 the small bosses
Oo
Who even use any gun
Like
Turrets do all the shit
Ram 7 amd xm4 is kinda good for the small bosses
Ain't you an ass man?
I am talking about the other zombies
The limited version?
is where so14 really shines
No?
Yes
Yes lmg is very good on it
And the big tree
But fhj is better
ain’t you the tard that ask to be carried in mp?
Those take a chunk of health
Shorty best
Merry x mas enjoy yalls day
Nah
Happy holidays
Shorty is unbelievable good in zombies
You couldn't carry my beard fem
Maybe but I don't use shotguns
I hate people who use shotguns and can't aim
Qq9 isn't the best sadly for zombies
Gracias you too
And also use snipers without overkill or a pistol
Yet it's the most common gun
I can't aim with shotguns
Knife
The tree looks very good
Actually nvm no one else in family has gone to bed and I hate getting disturbed while falling asleep
Nah with knife it's so weird
Is that real
Prolly yes
For mp not really
I will always use the karambit
I hate people who think they can aim all their shots
Aim or hit
Like for snd or any mode using a pistol or other gun is way better than a knife
For snd when using a sniper I don't use a pistol but sometimes overkill
lmao you think he’s the best sniper?
He is consistent
I ain't saying to be the best
I'm saying to be consistent
ATL weather
I only have a knife for my scar
Scar?
That said
When I get rich
I'll get a custom made knife
H something
@calm cargo how would a chainsword look like irl?
Drh I think
Like imagine owning one
What are these fruits
Hard to tell if they are real
Some people have made them
Search on yt
Might need glasses
Well, they r
Been up since 6 in the morning..
Hmmm, isn't this mistletoe?
Yeah I would like to own one
Fuck imagine one
Would look fucking metal
Que no
Hey mty you work with games and code right?
por qué
He's a plastic surgeon
I want the fallout powerfist fr
Can he do me one for free
Dude I need a custom made sword of the emperor
Like shit
English please 
Doctor mty
That shit would go hard
He is saying porche
Nice try
Yuh
Worth it
I was replying to @turbid sluice
Simply said why
You do know Spanish is my first language, right?
One? Which...one?
No
Ik, no worries
Now you do then 
I got something for ya
No
They discriminate on polyglots here... Only broken English allowed
Even though it was just one word
I don't, I can playfully skip mi Inglés sometimes lol
Well... Broken Spanish perhaps
I was gona take a pic of codm with these trees, but..
Phone battery died
Rabbits?
I know you can but the others...
U get them in summer
Bro, were you caroling today?
Hi
Ok
Georgia on my mind
Ah, those. Yeap, can't help them lol
Beep Beep.
Many different languages
Hai in plm pe codm
Indeed
Cute!
IRMIIIIIII
Darkiiiiiyuuuu!!!!! 
Wow
how are youuu?? 
Cute lol
Could have made that dark btw
Esposito was in the movie Trading Places...
Better with each day that goes by n.n. wbu?
i'm doing good
also, will have a pfp for new years for 2 days around new years
That's adorable
wenomeetchainsama
@jade basalt you're ROG user?
GOOSIE!!!!!
it has a hat 
Ello IRMY
🪿
merry christmas eve!!
Ello Mili


The mode got repetitive real quick.
Thank you! To you too!
Buggy too
It's just BR with contracts.
Also loosing loot cuz of the dang desync between you and the teleporting enemy
And I also dislike the TTK.
hope u have a nice day!!
Dmz is a mp experience in a Bar format with guns mechanics from Mp with The BR gun damage profile in BREACH kind of experience
That make perfect sense
Lemme guess, one that says Happy New Year?
Thanks. How is yours going so far?
I forgot that was a thing.
good. and you?
And they call it a separate
yes 

wyd awake

tp
3:38am
Been interesting. Close to night night now
Early morning
toilet paper?
:))

time pass
Wall papper
ohh okay, merry Christmas to u
oh
I wanted to collect the dmz camos but after 30 mins, it ain’t worth it
What's the dmz balance of you guys ?
all the crates I opened I got all the ugly ones
Don't do them, ain't worth at all
To you too!
ik i unfortunately learned the hard way
Rare and legendary only 1 red
The camo is ass

none that I like
Cash balance?
Idk I don't really pay attention
irmyyyy
I said hi to u and angel already if u didn’t see

Brb, going to boost the server 
Those camo feels like you bought a temu video projector and you try to project a 360p image on fresh painted mate color wall
Exactly
The camos are not worth it.
I like some of them
Not even the experience
Yeah the gameplay is very mid.
I consider all of them bad, ew
They should update Zombies instead.
Yes
Maybe add camos to Zombies and a new map.
the purple one is soo good
RIGHT I LIKE THE PURPLE ONE
I didn’t get any of the pretty ones
atleast not for guns I actually use
lol same
Zombies will be a more stabil update then a new bad mode
Just give us something.
does anyone have a good so 14 gunsmith 🥀
Chinese CODM gave epic wrench in the crates.
search so-14 should be some in there
wouldn't have asked if I found one in there
found one as in like found a good one
okay. I was only being nice by suggesting bc not many people know about it
jeez
Zombies carried CoD so many times
are we fr 😭
no way not many know abt it
Exactly.
u would be surprised bruh
sorry if I sounded rude
didn't mean it that way

dragon r u being fr
well keep looking


Kinda



irma did u see any of my msgs
Yeap, I did
ok then nvm
I was just activating my nitro

Now you may see my real pf n.n


Cinna!!!!! 
merry Christmas!!
Ello mili! Ty amd merry Christmas to you too!!



ello milkshake
Ello 
Irma!!!
cinna I was trying to get camos from dmz right
im ngl i got nothing but shit and all the ugly ones😭
I was like ooh a camo for asm10!

same but i hate dmz and genuinely dunno how im gonna keep going
dmz is just a worse br version
Merry christmas yall
SAME
I lwk quit after 30 mins
BRO😭
i just played for 2 days and i got enough of this mode

i did get one on my prizefighters but that was the only one i liked
not worth it tbh
ohh nice!
time waster D:
idek why I even tried, I already got diamond on the asm10
fr
Im getting bored in ranked 
Fat
Long
Chonk
sleepy hondo
try BR 
Reminds me of a daschund
is that less boring
I dun like playing br alone
Yo any tips on playing on a smaller screen
Awhhh blanket meow meow!!
it depends
land on a hotspot
But am will still be playing solo ;-; just with more enemies
ohh
Isn't about the action, br gets boring if I play solo ;-;
risky can make it fun, no?
Maybe ill ask dove fren
it is to m😭
True
risk always makes everything more fun
yeahh
krai is the move
isolated is not it
The bot in-game list
LMAO
They forgot to add my teammates from leaderboards ;-;
THERES THAT MANY?
I played with JammedJerry in br so many times.. now I know why he didn't revived
Can bots even revive?
And Many more
I wanna spectate a bot only lobby
No idea
Plenty now. Even Crash and NUC plant get busy
All running around each other prob
They do respawns, you can see same bot killed 20 times
Hmm
time to try and make a bot only lobby
all this br talk is making me miss my pubg days
You can try , add a controler
I wanna see how they win
I havent played pubg since 2018
I just wanna watch
@noble otter did you see my nitro profile?
guys, anyone can please tell me how to get the DMZ mode camo?
i use to play it with my friends in school
They spawn randomly close to you suddenly
i miss messing around in payload mode
Close or near
I played it with my friends from uni
guys, anyone can please tell me how to get the DMZ mode camo?
play dmz, check whichever weekly or regular missions have the dmz camos crates. do those and u can get it
do you remember arcade mode?
yess, cutee
Also they changed the firing moving camera while in vehicles in BR
ah ok got it tysm
yeah np!
Is more limited now
Heyyyaaa guys
Yuhh!!

Arcade mode was super fun
You can spectate me 
it used to be my fav
are those camo crates random?
i would spend all day on the game
Sameee
yeah
SAMEE
Br Warfare was fenomenal
Irmaaaa
But you isnt bot
I wanna spectate bots
Imma..just...go...

merry Christmas
Greetings
I haven't played the game in days
And merry Christmas 

Br in weeks
damn, so i cant get the camo for a specific gun🥲

no unfortunately 😭 it’s all random
Nohhhh
Bots wouldn't run in a straight line. Or be able to line up shots
fair warning though it’ll prob take a long time until u get the one u want for a gun u use, unless ur super lucky
How’s my beautiful hubby?
I think most i have is for grau
I hate how much effort is needed for this game.
1 side is stopping the nuke campers
2nd side is trying to win the game

Which I don't use
Lucky mf
Merry Christmas! And hope everyones enjoying their day! Just wanted to say that

I only got 6 for it
Great how’s my beautiful wifey
Hallo
And they're meh
Oh wait
I want m16
Do you mean dmz

Yes
in dmz yes
Or normal season camp
WHAT
Nuh uh
It’s the only one I want camos for
in br idk
I’m testing TFK’s patience as always lmao
I don't either
I want for m16 ;-;

I have none for m16 either
I hab gif for him always
i remember when playing dmz and killed some bot squad
Hallo there 
M16 mythic when
and 1 of them was reviving hes teammate
But I’m more than sure I have 2 for the swordfish and that infuriates me
Hmmm, wait, what if we get a m16 free mythic
that’d be awesome
I hab this one for m16
Wait wait wait, m16 was and still is a popular mp gun
Doesnt matter
im still one of the only people that can use it in the meta
Haha, m16 mythic for free
let him cookk
Happy Honda days

Woahh
lucky!
Hi mili!! Thank you greatly and happy holidays to you fr
But me no use m16

Never seen someone happy in a crv
Only one of us is close to those perms
Never seen someone sad in a boosted civic though 😎
Brb
@half anvil From Gabbie: hi TFK I hope you’re doing well bc you’re awesome !
Anyways I’m assuming you’re coming to the World Cup in America next year so I have a super important question: would you rather me pickpocket you or jump you?
I shall teach
Unless it’s factory boosted
For now 😛
I wish u a mitsubishi christmas
But like me would only use it on me one acc
Tis an honor and same back to you
Wait who's Gabbie? Do you mean squiggles?
and yuhh I'm going to watch a lot of matches next year lol. Please dun jump me
ion wanna die. Pickpocket is fine
I’ll consider it like 2006 Mitsubishi so peak mitsu days
Yes 😎

Also tell squiggles I said hi and hope she's doing good too!!
That's the issue

I think I watched this anime when I was like super young
Haha fair enough
I am still upset that they brought back the eclipse as a crossover
I’m almost finished with my book n.n
nicee!
Bro same it’s so triggering, and the evolution is an ev crosstrek thing
It started to snow..
Shoowwww
Inside rn
Yeah
bring back true evo
im no middleman or anything, she just askrd for a favour lmao
YES PEAK
huh
Oh ;-; oki. I dun have her added since she deleted discord but ty anyways fren
AGREED


Hm

The only reason you’re almost able to ban @half anvil is BC I’m not here more than u

Also cause I do more


More chatter, yeah Ik
More modding

They're like cats with floppy ears

Yaaaa



making biscuits in light speed because they’re short staffed
THATS SO CUTE
hahaa
I wanted an evo 10 so bad for a while because of this funny video of a guys mom driving a 900hp evo X
no spamming
Awwww I wanna cuddle da bunny!

exactly 

Finally my 17 pro max is fixed like new
i feel like my shit die quick
I had my front screen replaced and my whole back place too
Crap now I want one too
Yuhh!! I love bunnies!
There might be a bit of snow on the floor later on.
Dlq mythic
Modista? 
Haii again
I leveled it to level 1 even if it was only for 1 day does it stick later when i purchase it?
Nope
Wana bet 10$?
Nope
Cause u probably loose?
Your rich enough to not need me money more like it
Lose* not loose.
Mmmm
Yep

Why is that the default reply for people like you?
Idk what that means
Another match with all bot teams
This already came out?
Yes.
It did for me with the AK117.
Did the ak117 win?
I meant Lava Remix.
Oh
U maxed that 117?
I though the vote system ended
Yes.
Daym, nice
Usable
I like the shroud.
11
8/10 elite hostiles
Ts tasks so annoying
@candid sedge game randomly decided to count flamenaught for elite hostiles
🤔

What's the story of dmz





