#cozy-sky-discussion
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uncurses you with a forehead smooch
it worked!
WUH

am i missing a trend or something
it feels like im always behind on uh common stuff being said in this server
There's always something going on here lol
there’s never anything specific going on, spend a min & they’ll pull you in right in the conversation
ima go sneep 
goodnight cozyyy
grn
Genchat being mad scary how is everyone
Looking at the news, is Provoke’s expression really supposed to be sarcastic? I never got that.
Sorry to hear about Gen, too.
I’m okay, thanks! Just got back from walking my dog.
😭
Yeah I noticed that too! And now I’m not sure
I’ve never thought of it that way either
I just thought it was your typical kind of kung fu pose.
I’m tempted to buy the purple cape in hidden Forest. Idk tho. I have 106 candles.
i think the mask and emote are supposed to resemble traditional kabuki theater, hence the nickname
Possibly? Admittedly I’m not really familiar with kabuki theatre.
ppl say the mask is a crab but i think it’s an oni! 👹<- this thing
checked news; kung fu is the name for dragon mask's pose, stated twice, but the sever name for
is 'kdance', like. kabuki dance 
I think it’s something like, it resembles a crab if upside down or something.
cozy chat my beloved

i always heard it was called 'demon' mask. same way i've heard that the fox-looking mask is 'weasel', rabbit-looking mask is 'fox', and dragon-looking mask is 'bull'
dunno about the crow or deer mask tho 
that being said an oni is essentially a demon and the teeth are very similar so that was most likely the inspiration 
I’m saving up for that one 🤭
you are the best, @fathom bone!!

I MESSED UP WHILE TALKING TO SOMEONE. I said “I’m doing, you?” Instead of “I’m doing good, you?” 
HELP
Atleast you didnt mess up punctuation 
I allways do and exams are coming
hi cozy

might have been an internal name that stuck around? like how the laidback stance was called lazycool that one time 
Who is Provoke?
the current ts, their name is provoking performer 
Oh
I still kind of get a laugh out of that.
laidback pioneer 
lazycool umbrella dude

Valley hermit 
Yeti

anyone here like Elliott Smith
I want cookie dough 
u just gave me an idea to try to learn needle in the hay on sky. though it would probably act as a jumpscare to anyone who recognized it
Just checking out for daily love for you 

Hello cozy 🌸
Here's your daily heart
Oh thank you so much! 
cozy playing with baby warden | 2022 colorized

Cozy is so cozzy
I want to sleep here if this channel was an actual place with real space
Hellooo!!
cozy is a huge ball pit full of pillows and chibi masks

my joycon drift has gotten so bad that i cannot even scroll to the option to play sky,,
Luckily, there's a fix! How much will it cost?
375 dollars.
gen chat is sneep snorping
Where do our Sky kids go when we sleep? 
you're adorable
Same goes to you 
But don't look up my message history
Don’t season candles turn into normal candles by the end of the season? 
krill hair is handsome
i like it but idk what to style it with bc i dont have dark color pants in sky
wait guys what do u think about the krill hair with the days of love flower crown
looks at history 
aww, baby 

I think this calls for extra large serving of hearts
💞💕

⛹️♂️

hi cozy chatters
we rolllll






Hello cozy!
I've been focused on my classes and things after classes so i didn't really have the chance to talk today.
How is everyone?
hello numy

I am small Numy
I am now tiny
I GOT THE CHIBI MASK
Nicee job! 
Hello Cali! 
Aaah I've been haunted. 
fear the numy 

And I attempted a chibi fall in the desert area outside the vault (forgot the name) near the spot you did, and it WORKED
Good job! With time and practice I'm sure you'll be clipping everywhere. 
[gmod ragdoll noise]
Took me a second to figure it out but I’m so happy now
Hai Leigh! 
Hi Numy!
Please don’t!
My skykid has been laying down by the tree in home space for the past hour. It's so cozy! 
And I honked at you a lot when I got chibi, you were just asleep ignoring me
I know, I saw you. Sadly I couldn't interact because I was doing something and couldn't really stop to talk.
saaame grinding idle wax while in therapy LOL
Oh ok! Gtg for a bit brb
Cya Gerinko! Good seeing you.
I think I’m gonna lay down by the tree too
when does eden refresh
!er
The Eye of Eden resets once per week.
Next reset happens <t:1680418800:F> (In 2 days 8 hours 27 minutes 22 seconds)
Did you know you can use the !edenreset or !er command in my DMs? Shorter cooldown there too.
Its my birthday today!
happy birthdayyyy!!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! 🎂
which is better journey or sky
is there a birthday in here? 
I grant you a birthday blessing 
Shall not just today, but the next week be in your favour

What do you think guys of this type Skykid ? I met him and we talking, and then he add me as a friend, and we plying together for an hour. But suddenly his gf come maybe and saw us chill together. And i dont know what their talking about because i dont even open our chat.. and suddenly he block me in front of me😌
I dont even ask him to be my friend
a jerk 
There are more butterflies 🦋 to play with in skyyy.

I fixed up my iron farm after realising there were a couple issues, namely that the golems spawned villager creation platform 
*rides around cozy on a roomba
Cozy it’s meant to rain pretty much all day until 11pm 
I love rain, I would love to have some rn. Unfortunately, my area is only meant to get straight snow for the next week
maybe find a way to enjoy it?
Well I have school today so- 
However I’m going to stay up pretty late tonight cuz of shard & going to be on call with a friend since it’s a Friday night so 
hi cozy
Hey Cozy! Hope you're all having a lovely day/night
not much longer till the weekend! You've got this! 
w-why did Granny leave at the start of dinner? 
height potions suck D:
im basically at chibi height rn
Now Granny is back but it's halfway through dinner and she's not serving us anything. She's just standing around by the fire.
Is… Granny okay? 
idk. I'm hungry for that wax and so far Granny's given us none. 
Sometimes she glitches. She may stay longer and give wax late, I've had that happen before
Sometimes Granny completely vanishes when you arrive late as if she was disappointed lmaoo
I was on time though? I arrived a minute before dinner started and then once it started she just up and left.
a little late but happy birthday! I hope your day is very nice ✨
Can i not buy the guitar for someone else
whenever i enter cozy, it's either a coin flip between chibi horde snuggling me or playing alone with legos
Hoard Cuddles

Arrive 2 hours early 
Never Leave 
BECOME GRANDMA 
BECOME B R E A D
🫓
B E C O M E T H E T A B L E

are you guys sure this is cozy
yeah don't you accidentally become a loaf of bread when your feeling comfortable and cozy
Yes it's just chaotic hour right now
I think only cats do that
Nah Corgis as well
so cozy, we meet again… 
oooo ur pfp is so cooool 
IM PLAYING GENSHIN IN MY LOUNGEROOM
A WASP DECIDES TO CLIMB ON MY ANKLE AND STING ME
IM ON my couCH IN ExCRuCiATing PAIN
MY ANkLE iS BAlOON
and i wanna cry 
Who are you? 
if ur talking to me, then thanks!!!
your average crab walker 
table lore 
Did you hear that Matcha once became a shard?
🩹
unascends your ascended candles
Did you kill the wasp? Is someone there to help you?
Quick. Crab or fox plush?
Fox
I got mistake for a shard here once 
Tbf your name can be a shard
what happened though?
I have decided
Crab (fits with all aquatic‘mallow I have)
I can’t remember every detail, but cozy decided I was a shard and tried to burn me to get ascended candles 
Sounds like a matcha thing to do
im iN SO much pAiN
Then perish
GLLADLY
Surprisingly, it wasn’t matcha 
Wash with soap then cold compress it for 10mins on then 10 mins off
there is someone else we need to look out for? Who started it?
hold on, might be able to check my message history 
my mum put numbing c ream on it bc she couldnt find stingos, so ive got my icepack underneath the area 
Also got panadol too
Ive never had a sting this bad im convinced its a wasp. aint no way its a bee, if it was a bee i wouldn'tve screamed like i was being murdered
Ask for a snack and give her the pout as well. 🥺
Bees leave their stinger behind where they stung you.
message history is too painful to search through 
Yeahh they do its why i dont think it was a bee, i didn't have to pull a stinger out and it was bleeding too,
Gave mum the murder scream and she probably nearly died from heart attack, Got bacon in my mandalorian bowl tho 
Oh god my foot is like i can't feel it 
#cozy-sky-discussion message try that
Mums thinking its some form of native wasp 
I can't begin to imagine how painful a european wasp or a hornet would be 
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OH RIGHT I DECIDED I WAS THE SHARD, BUT THEN COZY DECIDED TO BURN ME 

I have retrieved the crab squishmallow
I was a friendly shard 
Then I changed my nickname to “Cozy’s Goddess” 
Isn't the Asian wasp (forgot full name) supposed to be the worst?
That sat on matcha?
#cozy-sky-discussion message
Isn't the Asian wasp (forgot full name) supposed to be the worst?
You mean the Asian giant hornet?
Hi cozy
Last week: crab emote
This week: crab mask
Next week: crab call?
Hi Cozy! I was just playing Sky, and saw what might’ve been someone pretending to be a moth? They could use traveling spirit emotes— 
They friended me, so I guess I’ll see if they’re a moth after April Fools?
Upgraded seasonal spirit emotes?
Or just the lvl1 versions?
And how many wedges did they have?
Looked like the level one versions, and they had four wedges. They might’ve been a moth? I’m not sure?
It is possible for moffs to get the seasonal spirit emotes before Eden, they just need someone else to light the spirit.
So its possible they had an older player help them. OR they could have just been to Eden

dunno if anyone plays cookie run kingdom but i finally got stardust, a character i wanted so badly and im actually so happy about it 
Pleaseeeeee, bring our Crab Mama home soon 💜 pleads emotes
Jeyyy cozyyyy my foot is.. uh. Dead.
I can’t feel it except for a burning sensation 
My leg is starting to die
hello?
why are my reacts not working?
When you cant react to someone's message it's probably due to discord glitches or someone blocked you
omgomgomg same i got stardust earlier and i was basically vibrating i was so happy
honestly, i have absolutely no idea what to do in this server 🥹
Same
its only happening to Nyx's
did someone call?
become drone and be suspiciously positive about the game
Hello cozy!

Heya there Numesia 
Helloo! 
hello
Ohh tomorrow is April fools!
JOKES ON U I HAVE NO FOOLS
don't you dare feed me to Tsookrill
Wait it's the 31st tomorrow 😭
Today in my case and April first is tomorrow
wanna go to wasteland together?
… I thought it was April Fools tomorrow— Oops-
… I thought it was April Fools tomorrow— Oops-
Depending on your timezone yeah
wanna go to wasteland together?
@rustic cairn NO
Months are going too fast 
HAH! I'm not longer krillbait!
NUMY

VANYAAA

Numyyyyyyy
🛏️ 
where kalfian 
i wan creb hugy
im going sneepy too 
gnigh5 cozyyyy 
Sneepp vanyaa 
you sneep too!! 
I will later! It's only 9 pm 
it's 10:46pm for me but i have an appointment at 9am ahshaja
Good luck on that appointment!
ask and ye shall recieve!
for now, i have an appointment with my bed for sneep 
smol gasp
gib hugy 
Sneep well! 






















dis my phone backround now
Dearest baby moth that I met at the water trial: I went back for you because I saw you were struggling so I helped you through. Now we’re on the earth trial and I’m very sorry, I’m not as good at the last part with the floating rocks. You went afk at the last part and maybe you rage quit but I’m thinking of you and wish you the best in finishing the trials :(
i will!!

bnuy noises intensify 
Now I remember why I hate being in a car.
Emmm, hello?
I haven't talked here for a long time, haha
There shouldn't be many people here now, should there?
I dunno?
why wouldn't there be?
Currently working with the entire Sky songs in order (mostly) playing 
I think many people are studying or working.
or lurking 
ig, but that doesn't really mean people wont be here. For me, its late evening, so its fun time before bed imo
Well, it's my narrow vision.
Or doing chores 
It's laundry weather after all.
random question. I made a YT video on the water trial skip like 8 months ago and now I'm wondering what other tricks might be good. I'm planning on working on the air trial skip as well as capeless trick, anything else?
riding on roomba around cozy
💨
nyoom
broom broom

anyone want to have a pinch runner ?
Night night, Cozy🌙!
Obey me jumpscared me with a happy birthday i didnt think they would do something like that its nice but that scared me 
Oof I don't like jumpscares. Even somebody putting their hand on my shoulder all of the sudden makes me jump.
Helloo cozy 
||I have a eye check up on Monday - I need to change my glasses lens.. at least I’ll skip Monday school :D||
Sooooo how is cozy doin’ today?
patpat

Cozy is pretty sneepy
Unlike me somehow
My wifi is being mean, I'm in Eden and I'm stuck at 35 wl 
It was funny at the start, joking that I was a final boss; but this throne is now a curse
You'll never believe what I dreamt of last night! I saw a bunch of Sky kids RIDING Krills and huge Mantas AND there were fireworks everywhere too! 
Hi cozy 
Hi skybot 
Might close the game and restart, hoping I don't lose any progress 
No you won’t
Trust me the amount of times I closed the game while In Eden is to much to count
Sooo from experience, no you won’t loose any progress :D
Everyone here in sky has their duo/dear friend/best friend/who always there for them to dailies or hangout. Ive been in sky almost 3 years but
why i dont find any of my soulmates in sky? (Not in couple way)
I have alot of friends in my constellation but still alone here. And most of them my old friends has haitus from sky
Aaaaaa
Cozy I think I’m gonna take a nap
Cya in around.. 30 minutes to an hour later?
I don’t know I slept at 2 and woke at 6
I got hanuted twice why idk 
Restarted, had a few that I missed/probably never registered the first go round. Took almost as long, but now I have none! 
cozy, i woke up from a nightmare

how to get haunted 


Are you being a moff for tomorrow? 
Cozy for some reason my right arm (as in like, From my shoulder to my fingertips) likes to fall asleep when I nap—
Arm of static
still awake from nightmare 
my doggo is here tho

I have been krilled as a butterfly 
Hi cozy
Gotta draw something I don’t like
Pizza with milk????
School vibes
Iron golems dying on Minecraft is louder than eating chips I swear 
listening to a aurora song on loop because its so good 
I hunt the grounds for peas and hate the way it hides from me 
did i summon sky bot 
skybot also likes aurora
@rain ridge say something Aurora related
idk if it pops up whenever you mention an aurora song specifically or just randomly whenever someone mentions aurora
What if it was an aurora song on loop 
Yeah, I think if you say ‘Aurora’, Skybot has a chance of chiming in with a song reference.
Skybot obsessed with peas and singing Aurora. Awesome 
skybot is awesome 
Today’s not going very groovy 
ah heck it's april fool's day tomorrow 
Im going to do the most evilest thing tomorrow

||act as if it's any other day
||
i wonder what they plan for this year April fool’s 
found a moth at the end of air trial that was struggling with the final jump... I was about to befriend them but we suddenly server split, goodbye moth I hope you made it out alive 
set up music bot in my discord server ready for staying up on call with my friend tonight 
gobunya gobunya
Hello again cozy 
Profile Update :D
What if
Aynubog
I WOKE UP FROM BACKROOM-
oh hi cozy I wanna hug
Hi Cozy! Happy Friday to you all

Happyyyy Friday!! the
skybot call me Krill tamer and Arsonist of Candol in 19272829171 Laungages
I'm scared of april
In few more hours 1april
my friend’s birthday is on april 1st
I can't believe your gonna prank your friend with a great birthday
“happy birthday”
“haha u thought”
I feel bad for those who are born in April fool’s 
busy looking through my old screenshots and its been providing me with sky server lore 
did you know: the reason we have these pretty bloom-themed roles rn is thanks to larry
Hey guys I finally saw the exam results
I failed it
need to stop missing that friendship just because of the hours sitting on call 
Like yes Jade, that was nice, but she was toxic 
why did you spend hours on call tho? did you sleep on call? idk some people do that
Nah that’s okay
I don’t care
Hi cozy, how's everyone doing today? 
Slept on call every now and then, but generally we would be on call for most of the afternoon after school, since we live in different towns 
Oh well, past is in the past 
Chewing on flowers at the Ark like 🐮
Eating fried soybean
I might not be anyone’s favourite person but I am all of my friends’ favourite Goddess 
OwO
my favorite goddess is Ostara 
I’m your favourite TRANS goddess 

Good morning cozy! 
good morning 
I wish there was an option to make snowmans in valley of triumph haha ^^
We do have a prop that allows you to make a snowman but you can only get it on days of feast.
Mornin 👋
Good Morning!
days of feast?
sounds interesting, when does it happen
Around Christmas time iirc 
unfortunately also no, that would be The King of Seasons
Our cats have feasts everyday hahaha!
I.. meow meow
yoinks the cat
FINE… inhales
I’m your favourite depressed gay cottagecore trans adhd having anxious wreck arsonist Goddess 
Wow 
Haven't on since DoB day 1. How long between seasons usually?
Two weeks
Ah, thank you!
Planning on a wl run a bit later, when I'm back home from getting a sibling on the bus; hopefully my wifi is stable and I remember to hit every spot without missing any.
Been a whole season since I went to eden. TwT
MATCHA 

Hello, I was needing a partner in sky and anyone interested in training a newbie?
NUMY 
Hey! You can ask for help in #looking-for-group-live 
Thanks for the advice
oh wait what-
Eden resets in a couple days, I swear it only just reset 
Yea this weekend went by so fast. 😭
When the next season strt again?
in 16 days i think
We don’t have any official date for the next season, we can only estimate 
Thank you guys.
It is 16°C, I am eating ice cream 
puts Band-Aid on peeling patch of skin to stop myself from picking at it
starts picking at the bandaid 
Sending all of you wonderful Skykids here in Cozy a gift of light. I hope you all have an amazing day/night! 

Thank you Wolf! I also hope you have a wonderful day! 
noms the gift of light

hugs
where i live, ,in summer it can go up to 35°C 
Pathetic
It can reach 40°C here 
It’s getting into winter in Australia, entering April in a few hours 
Actually, we can go above 40°C 
we’re entering april soon as well 
why is it going so fast
2023 has felt really fast 
cozyy! You all are so great.
Can i use an Uno reverse card and say that you're the one that are great?
no you're great 
i went to disneyland with my friends during summer break last year
we were all dying
NUMYYY

JADEEEE

Right back at you 
no u
Nuuu,i want a refund that says "Numesia is the great one" ;-;
but everyone here is great!
nobody had sunscreen 
who want cookie 
🍪
GIB 
Yayyy 
can i get cookie?
yay
sneaks up behind cozy and hjönks
evil mad scientist laughter
Oh hjönk, what matcha done this time?
Matcha has made homemade fizzy drinks
Ooooo?
I need it
The fizz is one hundred percent natural too 
Are you sure?
Cozy our public performance of our show is today and I think I just caught allergies
talk about bad timing sheesh
This is cozy discussion— anyways bad timing indeed, hope it’ll diminish away
BAHAHA I forgot I was in cozy for a sec
But yes indeed
Yes
I've invented a drink that carbonates itself!
Like kombucha
Buut if anyones curious, our show we are doing is The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane! Its based off of a children’s book just a version thats adapted for the stage 
Coziers be cozy
And genxhat be crrrrrrazy
Rrrrrrraaahhhhhhh
Yeah lol having casual conversations is a bit easier here since genchat is zooming at the speed of light half the time
i l ive
Oo goose interested. What is flavour?
entrapta would love that
WHYD i think watching scream by myself at 12 am would be a good idea-
I can’t watch this 💀💀
cozy i think i might just be a little guy 
Ive Seen it so many times thooo
NO FRUIT, DO NOT. YOULL HAVE NIGHTMARES
no
you are Mama Crab's little guy
One of my friends sees my character as “Avet”
Nice name, though I put “Gihapo” as my name since 2 of my friends see me as that
i've seen scream with a bunch of friends. We were roasting the honk out of it
Uhhh mango calamansi, blueberry basil, dragonfruit and 
I can’t stomach it by myself especially when I live so rural too 
Ontop of that I actually can’t run or anything atm a wasp put my ankle out of commission today 💀💀
true
I have a strong need to create something with my hands
Art
Something more than a piece of paper
Paper mache
whats the difference between cozychat and genchat?
Slightly longer delay between messages you send so that people can catch up to conversations here in cozy
Ensures that chat flow here isn't too overwhelming
cozy is cozy
genchat is chaos incarnate
LMAO 💀
A statue then (idk what’s happening)
y'all forget
i'm imn school
cozy is slow paced
gen is fast paced
Gen chat is my twin cozy is me
busy once again thinking about moths and how they
a) are impressed that a humble mobile game has things like water and flight physics
b) are absolutely certain a humble mobile game can have up to 7 player-like bots doing complex actions simultaneously
Or veterans disguising as moths for the lols
Me pretending to be an npc when a moth lights me
LMAO MY FRIEND TOLD ME when i speak to moths and helping them around the game, I sound like an npc giving out tutorials 💀
"Welcome, traveller! Did you know you can fly in this game by-" gets blocked
goals honestly
every time someone asks like 'where are you from' or 'what is your name' just repeat your last sentence 
telling my friend about what happened earlier in cozy with matcha
Me: I think he might be de-
sees matcha in cozy after opening discord
Nvm he’s alive thank Aurora 
Hi
one of my favorite things to do is when a friend takes me on a cr, to use cosmetic spells
its a cute little “thank you” that makes you and ur friend have matching outfits
I LOVE THAT BOOK!! i remember it from primary school
thats the one w the toy rabbit that belongs to the kid then goes to the bottom of the sea or smth right?
layed under the blossom tree to get some wax while i work on my cv and apply for jobs and someone sat there practicing music - made something so usually stressful so bearable XD - i wish theyd keep afk spots even tho i get why they dont
What happened with me 
i love afk spots but im also glad that they did the thing they did now (basically afk without the afk)
you died in my head since I hadn’t talked to you for an hour or two 
Goose think dragonfruit and lychee would be nice
wait wdym x ive only seen them since days of feast
IN THE AAAAAAAARMS OOOOOOF THE AAAAANGELS-
@daring girder I don't have lychee 
I have been bestowed a corndog 
they changed it so they spit out firework balls like the ones from the first days of fortune 
like how the prairie bonfire is now (with the blobs) vs how it was before (it was like the tree at home rn)

oh i see !! so like the permanent "afk" you have to actually go burn the wax , while the event ones the wax comes to you
I'm not gonna lie i really don't see the point on tgc preventing afk on literal afk spots
turning them into balls you have to burn in order for the wax-
i genuinely don't see the point
Sounds like me when I talk to anyone 😩
hey guys
it was to “fOsTeR sOCiAL InTeRaCtioN” but like. why
they say it's so people don't feel discouraged by people not responding but like,,, 1) you're expected to be afk there and 2) i shouldn't be obligated to talk to everyone at all times
but that area is literally an afk spot for a reason
this whole afk mechanic tgc worked on is just so unnecessary and i always hated the direction they took on it
YEAH like we have designated social areas for social interaction, let me be alone for one second 
Imagine playing a song on Spotify cause the one phrase is stuck in your head 
||Non-Stop playing on my Spotify :||
besides there's little to nobody around in those afk spots, who is going to try to talk to me????
also there’s only one bench at each spot & the only reason ppl go is so that they don’t have to bURN anythin,
"foster social interaction" my guy if I don't wanna interact then I don't wanna interact
if anyone is sitting there they're probably chasing after the wax and won't want to talk anyway because if someone burns it and you're not close enough THEY DISAPPEAR
oh yeah they fixed the instrument prop afk trick 🙄
i agree , and id say is a nice place to go to if you need to be afk so friends dont stay wondering why youre not responding - sometimes i stop halfway through a cr to answer work calls and friends stay honking and waiting and i feel bad xD itd be nice to have a spot
i think they found out that sky is known for having very nice and polite players and is now trying to force players to interact with each other
not everyone Wants to interact
i'm back with another affection post
now, i don't have much to say but..
read my words, you are
perfect. 
and nothing will change that.
theres people out there who admire you, loves you, and much more!!
you don't know how much people loves you
they can express it in many ways! rudeness, physical activity, body language..
you're enough.
take care and have a good day/night, alright?
love you all! (platonically) 
i kinda wish they'd have an area that's specifically for being afk to get wax. Personally, it does help for those who dont have time, and can just leave their skykid at the afk spot while they work on stuff irl. I personally liked to have the audio backround as well!
like i play sky when i'm tired of talking and/or i'm hurting bad enough to not be able to do anything else, i usually don't want to talk to anyone there because i know i'll say something really mean
i could always just not unlock chat but what if someone puts down a table or grabs my hand? not everyone takes no for an answer
some people use the social aspect of sky as an excuse for EVERYTHING honestly. like the shard schedule being completely random and only trackable by the fanbase who have done extensive work on it.
"having a random shard schedule forces you to be social by asking other people and interacting with the fanbase!" well that doesn't excuse the fact TGC left the managing of this mechanic ENTIRELY to the players with hardly ANY recognition for their hard work (websites, calendars, etc).
i just despise the direction they took on the afk mechanic. they turned afk spots to... no longer afk spots which completely defeats its entire purpose
tgc trying to force social interaction in sky is like my parents trying to make little introverted me talk in a party of a kid i don't even know
huh
i will say though, i had no idea it upsetted some people to go to those spots and not be able to chat with others. But also, the whole point was it to help people get candles.
I honestly loved seeing afk players, it kinda made me giggle and it looked more wholesome
tsk it wont work
LITERALLY, like the only way to get information about sky is either join the official discord (requires being able to speak english) or ask a player (who might not speak the same languages as you or straight up won't help you)
i don't think there's any official information on anything except the duration of the current season/offseason and the ts that doesn't require closing the game and using an external resource
i don't even mind afk players
at least it feels like there's company woth me whether they're busy or sleeping
they're there for wax
not to talk, that's it, that's what everyone else does as well in an AFK SPOT
....petition for ingame mini-wiki menu?
(a game i play called slime rancher, has something like that, its not like...huge info but it does help)
I think the inbox was supposed to fulfill that function but it's constantly late and/or bugged so 
i already submitted a complaint on this feature long ago but after months of not playing and coming back to sky again,
looks like things only escalated 💀
i think it's kinda funny in a messed up way that the tutorial tells you how to buy things but not how to make friends
most players don't know that the block function even exists
am both ambitious and lousy today
and that the report function is literally invisible for non friends
and that you can't report a player if they refuse to be lit 😳
anywho, hi cozy i hope you all are doing okay. Im gonna go get some coffee and breakfast! then hop on sky! 
my god they haven't even changed that yet 💀
it's actually a huge problem on the beta server, since there's practically no moderation there you see hackers all the time and they run away if they see you have your candle out 😭
me whem i see a hacker turn 12 feet tall in front of me and i cant do anything about it
for the record I still love Sky - but you can love something and also point out where things need to change
honestly not even mad bc it was so funny
you just see this TITAN in home space and watching everyone log in to THAT was so hilarious
also ngl i love candle running still cause something that makes it feel fresh for me is looking around me, at other players. That we're all candle running together
also seeing groups of players is so cool
Seeing hackers do whatever they want and no ones able to stop then fills me with rage 
Sending good vibes
come cozy with Mama Crab!
I like candle running bc I'm very bad at sitting and just chilling by myself so my funni brain likes pattern seeking behavior 
“Huh, didn’t know AoT decided to collaborate with Sky”
we cant report them if they don't light us and they never do 😭
yeah same
the reason i joined was for the flying and the pretty landscapes and stayed for the curly hair rep, and tgc's still doing good on those 
anywho i need breakfast and coffee!
Giving positive vibes to y'all 
Yeah, its infuriating.
PLEASE NO PINGS 
i heard once that if you report a friend near you at the time and say basically 'this person is cool but theres a hacker nearby' tgc will get the info of everyone nearby and be able to catch the hacker. unsure if its true tho 
the worst thing someone has done is make my game crash after honking like crazy until they recreated the sun
i have footage 💀
i remember meeting a hacker on a candle run
I friended them in #looking-for-group-live and told them to not hack cause it would break my phone. They didn’t listen and basically told me i was stoopid
and it was a chibi
oh yeah the auto honk glitch. I had a friend who did that to me for some reason (context, random person I befriended while waiting for the eight player puzzle)... immediately blocked them and never looked back
Ugh not to mention the mentality of some players enabling such behaviour just because it’s not affecting their gameplay or harmful. Listen here people, hacking is still bad and harmful even if it does not affect you or your gameplay
Besides, who knows what they’ll do behind everyone’s backs
Oh this was before the glitch occured publicly haha
Your biggest mistake was thinking a hacker gives two hoots about your wellbeing
that being said i wish you could block without having to friend purely so when people insist on lighting me up when i don't want to, i can just. make myself unlightable problem solved
they would make it across the realms in two seconds, making my phone heat up like crazy trying to process it
average chibi behavior
in a way I disagree kinda,, because unfortunately there's people that will abuse the report option
This. Some hackers purposely avoid being lid up or interacting with certain social props that automatically show their appearance to other players because of that flaw in reporting 
AVERAGE CHIBI BEHAVIOR WOULD BE STEALING PEOPLE'S KNEECAPS
NOT WARPING THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
The general chat it’s so chaotic today 😵💫😵💫
I better stay in cozy chat
no just blocking
average chibi behaviour = drowning in a puddle
hi
I mean…
Technically, Chibis have the power to do that ( ;._.)
😭😭😭 I’m chibi
i only blocked like, 4 people in sky
two moths that were so mean to me
someone from skycord that turned out to be extremely rude
and someone who tried to date me when i barely know them
I have to deal with that on beta daily and it’s a pain 💀✨
throws life preserver
i wish blocking just made you look unlit instead of having a big red 🚫 over your head
i HATE block features that let the person you blocked know
you should be able to report without lighting thats outta the question. but i also wanna block people i know i won't like
NO
NOT ON THAT SCALE
I blocked my ex who cheated on me and pretended I didn’t exist anymore 🙃🙃🙃
i blocked a guy who tried to coerce me to going to guatemala and getting married
Looking at chibi Falling glitches
…still warping the space/time continuum tho-
like thankfully none of the people i've blocked have been dangerous (just little kids who don't understand boundaries yet) but what if it was someone who wants to do something to me
they'll know what i did immediately and start harrassing me somewhere else yknow
Wow
to fall through the world
not become faster than the literal Flash or Sonic
True true
Oh yeah i blocked another person for trying to bribe me with nfts in sky akdhkahd
noooo they're taking you to cinder 
What O.o
I blocked another guy who insulted every aspect of my religion after I said smth along the lines of "God Bless"
I think TGC should be more frequent with ban waves because the sheer amount of people assuming that their silence as enabling their behaviour infuriates me a lot 🌚 You’ll be surprise to know how many people break the ToS through hacking, trading and account sales 
How are ya’ll getting people so bad in human decency that you have to block them as soon as possible—
the main reasons why I need to block is because they were inactive-
I even saw someone arguing in QnH that "TGC is stupid for banning hackers, there's nothing wrong with getting what you want in the game" or some such
Basically, i befriended them after a couple of interactions. Then they dragged me to a bench to talk and IMMEDIATELY they started talking about crypto
I thought they were joking but they were dead serious
I forgot how some sky players are bonkers sometimes with these stories I'm witnessing. Good thing I just encounter the ones that find well u know now.
I don't even know who would want my weak account
If you do it in an illegal way, there’s no reason to justify your actions lol 💀
yeah most of my blocks are either moths who quit or little kids i don't have the spoons to deal with
also my stepsister who won't leave me alone but don't tell her i said that 😭
simply eat the kids with the spoons /j
Oh Megabird 💀
I remember someone there asking whats wrong with hacking... It was prolly the same person...
My thing about hacks is this:
Don't do it unless explicitly stated as a legal thing to do in the game
Since the ToS goes against that...
also i'm curious is there a specific reason why you have to actually light people up. just in general. bc i feel thats the biggest blockade in me actually making friends in sky why can't we all just see how pretty each other is 😔
Me watching a hacker play 4 different instruments at once just to play the Kahoot theme
kahonk
Gotta love fire drills
If you read the ToS and EULA agreement, you would realise that TGC does have the right to file a lawsuit against people who break ToS depending on the severity in the consequences. Lawsuits are expensive so it probably won’t happen unless their company size is like Hoyoverse 🧍♀️
We’re they good at it?
They were the entire orchestra LMAO
Oh my
COZY...... wheres the chestnut lookin hat from..
then I wouldn’t mind letting them go
Abyss
Naur that video 😭 The comments do annoy me because it’s not only giving unnecessary attention to the behaviour, it also enables it
like if we could just See People i would be at least 40% less socially anxious in sky 😔
YEAH
i wanna see your funny masks 
here i come for chestnut hat and anxious angler plants !!!
Abyss
My eyes are hurting from the sunlight
IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I REALIZED IT'S THE SAME PERSON THAT I ENCOUNTERED TOO
like WHY kahoot specifically
imagine playing sky themed kahoot and the question "what is a moth" shows up
A "moth" is a new player. They have brown wings, they flap around uncontrollably, and they are drawn to flame!
skybot is good at kahoot 
How dare you drag skybot into this
I think I would be more anxious cause with everyone grey I don’t have to worry about making a fool out of myself (somehow)
a reason why I don’t light people up much unless it’s by accident—
Imagine a kahoot mini game in sky and whoever reaches top get candles
Its crazy to me that i've been playing Sky long enough that people who joined after Abyss are alot more common 
Season of School
So true
its crazy to me that most players rn would think i'm 'old' and 'experienced' when i am so incredibly dumb and awkward in reality
not sky-related but shoutout to the school librarians for keeping a space for me even while the library's booked out for something
i don't have anywhere else to go for phys ed so it means a lot to me 
Daily sky trivia quiz for a candle 
Season of mental jail
I just had a fun idea
Should i write a little exam for sky players?
bruh i had a player ask me some inappropriate things
it's crazy to me that TLP moths have all grown up and Flight is considered an old season
anyways wanna feel old? there are fewer seasons before prophecy than after 
Stop exposing me
Question 1.
Who is the first spirit you encounter upon playing the game?
what's TLP?
I do in fact feel my age.
To be fair. I was here for Light Awaits
ME Pointing Candlemaker 
late to the party but I feel like the reason why players all greyed out except you is so that it doesn't strain your graphics too much
since the other people are moving that might be an added burden to someone's graphics processor
so start them off with simpler graphics then it's your choice to load in the extras
and see with the larger servers like the AURORA concert and the butterfly event in order to allow thousands of players to show up in one instance they were reduced to featureless avatars
less strain smoother run
I'm not sure about this haha I'm not a dev
Me, an enchantment moth 
like at some point i gotta befriend the cosy regulars just so someone on my friend list is alive 
Red shard soon 
Yes. I am fossle. Doesn’t mean that I’m ded
me, lighting you every day and never seeing you online ever: 
Cozy is going to fast 
Imma poof for today 
Baibai

POOF
I think the red shard being daily after the season ends might have been the reason why I take a long break in Sky
thats unimportant 
Wowee so many people typing after the slow day of cozy earlier 
Imma go conquer Eden.
Toodles!!
Cozy became super active after the talk of hackers haha
one of these days i should Really get back into sky
kabuki dragged me back for the funny hat but like,,, what if i logged in more than once a month 
hi cozyjjjfuheegr@ t
I'm writing a journal while I watch cozy 
I am recording all of your crimes 
Tbh i dont like the term veteran after someone said that they dont like it, and i agree with them.
Since everyone is a moff inside, i prefer people saying they're a moff of their starting season, not a vet of their starting season
also i was thinking. if i had people in my friends list and did things with people in sky regularly i would probably go on it more
I call old players granny or grandpa and idk if that concerns people -
all around is vet but all is moff inside 
also i can always dip out of a conversation with the asteroid cape
i imagine my skid spins out into nothing like meta knight and his dimensional cape whenever i visit the asteroid zone 
Cozy chat ranting about hackers be like 🤝
sky but i yell about my current hyperfixiation to someone while we sit under the cherry tree collecting light
I'm already a grandpa
because in every other channel you get silenced by mods akgdkahd
PROMISE?
i do that all the time 
Why use veteran when you can be buff moth 
me, who constantly gets called a fossil by my friends and cozy:
/j I don't really mind
I'm a TLP moth and I'm so happy that I am
I met my soulmate spirit
Can you tell who it is lmao
squeak half the time i go on sky to procrastinate from whatever other game i'm playing but that does not mean it is still in my head rent free 
Hiking grouch 
the Squeak Boy Online Experience is me sitting in one spot infodumping about fer.al/cinder lore while you run in circles around me because you have the zoomies
Playing sky then switching to a different game feels wild because I remember I tried to honk in Animal crossing
The shard landed on me 
the Matcha Online Experience is me jumping in front of friends and aggressively shouting YOU ARE BEING SKIDNAPPED GIMME YOUR HAND and then running off to who knows where
happy starlight noises
hi cozy im back and mazikeen (cat) is exploring my room atm, i haven't let her in since i got new computer cause i dont want her to hop on top of it
Lamplighter...

crab whisperer is my bae😍
YEAH
i always get my controls confused, like last week i tried to cast aggro draw in wasteland before i realized i wasnt playing world//zero 😭
i have been obsessed with the smt series since i decided to buy funny long hair man game like a year and a half ago and at this point i think it is a problem. also nobody knows it so i have nobody to rant to 
I remember trying to flap my wing glider by holding the right side of my screen when I first started playing genshin 
SAME I TRIED TO FLAP MY GLIDER HAHAHA
Me playing a fast paced game to a slower paced game Why am I slow
I always use the ghost manta honk because it's soothing

me trying to exploit iframes against a krill before realising this isn't monster hunter
That used to be my favorite calls in the game
sky dodge roll when
honestly i should play more action-based mmos
world//zero isn't as fun for me because it's balanced around ranged classes (which i HATE) and also it's a roblox game which means it has a relatively tiny playerbase 
oh to have someone take me on a cr while i shout to the void about shin megami tensei four a
ask me about spirit archer and summoner! i'm very normal about them (<- lying. i'll bite you if you main either of those classes)
If I'm not mistaken there's a Roblox version of Sky 💀
in roblox there's a bootleg for literally every game
ranged classes are fun on games where you don't have to aim
bootleg roblox is called bolrox
if roblox devs are good at anything it's remaking other games in lua
i remember seeing a splatoon clone the day splatoon 1 came out
Anyways, I have compiled the evidence and reported them so I hope they got banned soon 🌚
Slay them hard
you made me realize i haven't picked my team yet for splatoon 3 aaaa
ah yes, trying to use the other joystick to move my character in Genshin and instead moving the camera
not to mention, mixing up the circle button for jump and autoattack lol
god i still need to finish my smt5 solo run. need to find someone i can yell at about that, i'll have to clear the game multiple times to farm some items and i cannot motivate myself that much 
i used to be an avid player of an alfheim online game on roblox until the devs forgot about it
i'm honestly pretty impressed by how well they recreated the landscapes (though they got every name wrong somehow 😭)
rest in peace, Aloy and Xinyan
this change in controls is also why i quit Genshin lol
FREAKIN HECK, I MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE TRIED HONKING IN GENSHIN LOLOLOL 

cozy please tell me a bedtime story
i should really take a nap but i can't sleep 
cozy everything hurts i feel sicky
once upon a time there was a little moth who went to sleep in forest and woke up in the pity room 
i literally quit most of the games i played for Sky lol
wait you made me realize i often fall asleep in the assembly treehouse
thank you kabuki 🫶🫶🫶
i was there i was the pity room
i wish i was a skid who lived in the treehouse
spending my days playing with my friends, telling stories, making lemon tea and picking berries
same
taking long walks on the beach in isle and splashing around in the water, then coming home to the cave of prophecies to have lunch and take a nap 
Or … we could live in the village of dreams, stopping by the shops to pick up groceries, skating on the rinks, watching cozy plays 
or maybe in the wind paths, caring for the birds, feeling the grass under our feet and hearing the chimes, receiving and delivering packages from manta mail
Sky Lalamove
I'd live in Starlight Desert and snork mimimimi every day 
i live in eden

Squeak lives in 🫙
i kinda wish youtube music connected to discord like spotify does
everyone needs to know i've been losing it listening to junkman's theme on repeat all week 
@rustic elk @left cargo @oak lake Hi friends, I've since removed your open discussion about ToS violations such as hacked accounts and account selling. We highly discourage discussions of this kind and instead would rather for members to report situations via in-game Support or through #contact-the-mods. Thanks for your understanding. 
do we need it to be your status if we can already sense it in your soul
not really but i do think it'd be funny if someone checked my status and the currently playing song never changed 
i remembered seeing a boy in green running towards pnr, he said he didnt need help so i left him be
U can show youtube on your status, just not what ur watching specifically
it's not the same
then they might think i'm going feral for different reasons (the 8-hour long bomberman lore video)
<- normal about fictional robots (lying. ask me about splashwoman and hornetman)
🤨 where's batman-
Idk what they are
splashwoman and hornetman were bosses from megaman 10
their concept art shows that their genders were changed VERY late in development so general consensus in the megaman fandom is that they're trans 
also as a bonus, hornetman is specifically a worker bee (which are always female) and there are other examples of robot masters getting heavy body mods like tundraman from mm11 
May I show u how? Throu dm
AAAA sorry for the super late reply but yes its that book, tho ive never actually read it lol
ooo
cozyyy in need of pats
i got a scholarship to a marine biology course in the summertime but they didn’t put me in their system so all the slots are taken 
@oak lakeAccept my friend request
That's not fair
It's THEIR fault they'll be missing out on such a fabulous student
aw thank uuu
trying to get it figured out but for now im gonna just curl up into a ball on the ground and hope it’ll get resolved hehe!!
Marine biology... Oh I'm sorry to hear that. I've always wanted to be in marine biology as well but life has given me other things. 
Guess I'll just watch seafood videos.
If ever, I think you could always opt for volunteer work at marine centers or take a course that has anything related to animal biology.
I was in a wildlife center once and got to see rescued sea turtles. Sadly they're always in a bad shape because they were rescued from smuggling. 
Oh also if you want to be a marine biologist, you should also learn how to swim or have scuba diving training.
if i could find any marine centers I’d totally do that
it’s so ironic how a person who lives in a desert thousands of miles from the nearest ocean loves it so much
//noooo the poor turtles :( im happy they were rescued, hopefully they’re doing better today!
Omg, I lived most of my life in the middle of the island so I rarely get to see any body of water except rivers. That's why I love the sea so much!
i like
sharks
Oh we also managed to help out taking care of other turtles. Washing the snapping turtle bin scared me the most :')
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist such as: gaining a punchy man who will punch things for you and bring you snacks, getting to solve crime, fighting a vampire hellbent on destroying your family because of an ancient grudge against your ancestor, getting the power to stop time.
wanna swap places?
i live near the ocean and LOVE deserts 
i dont like dolphins
they’re actually scary
omg yes rn


Mom help,it's the monster under my bed

🫶
it just wants a hug
i'm back cosy
Hello scopophobia my old friend... 🎶
🏏 fear me
Yeah but like,it doesn't need to surprise me like that 
nah
The monsta drink
Good morning cozy 
monster in my bed pls leave me aloneeee aaaaaaaaaa

oop
guess who's going prom dress shopping??
this moth 
Did u go with ur partner?
i have no partner as of right now. I'm going with a group of friends of mixed genders
FRESH COZYYY DAYYY!!
i hope im stayin calm
that awkward moment when you try to interact with some item or npc but accidently hit the button to light another player up who happened to be running by, and your character creepily follows them 
Get a mixxed dress
Oh god I know that feel.
i have an oc that is practically my inner child
time to gib em a hug
Same with my other friends✨
Even I have my fav friend Minty
one of my classmates just handed me a business card????
i didn't ask for it but they DO make printed pants so i guess i'll visit their site 
...
i don't think that'll work...
man our prom was cancelled 😔 i had such great plans to go with buddies and go feral wherever the food was all night
Lemme give u a hug

if i ever go for prom, i wanna wear a suit n tie
just to spite everyone in the room
Woohoo, April Fools tomorrow! (it’s actually really stressful for me but hey, some people like it so I may as well hype it up for them)
Yoooo,go for it XD
i cant wait to go to prom BECAUSE i'll get to wear a suit and tie
i get to wear fancy man clothes and nobody can stop me 

i wanted to get a suit n tie just to like. have a suit n tie. i still don't 
I just want an excuse to wear a floor length dress
how do i find a suit and tie tho lol
maybe just go in my uniform, add cool pants and my dad’s jacket
April fools already 
6 minutes to April 1.
i don't have anyone to go with so i'll just bring my dad
i don't mind looking like a loser in front of the school 
..... 
hiding
it isn’t safe for me to wear a dress, so might as well wear a suit n tie instead
power move
I would stay at home
if i ever go to prom or a dance ill wear a suit
I never liked dresses!
im scared for my prom bc im gonna end up feeling lonely 
He might punch any bully dare to approach u
during Homecoming, literally all the girls would take off their heels right as they walk through the doors
which... FAIR
ill dance with you! 

Stilletoes are walking death traps change my mind
Heels are a form of torture, why do they exist. The straps especially cuts through your ankle.
THAT'S A MOOD AND A HALF
i wore heels every day last year for some reason 😭
i have worn high heels ONCE and i never wanna wear them again 😭
Lmaoo I really hate this. Especially if I’m trying to click into the constellation or dressing rooms, I just zoom to someone with my candle out looking desperate 
gtg
class is starting
seeing as i may get into cosplaying and/or abolish my gender for good at some point mb one day i can make/get some cheap version of an overly fancy suit. that'd be funny 
The only acceptable heels around here are gw elder's heels.
Oh wait does forest mama wear them too?
The path to success was never easy
ikr, like why do we have to sprint after them like that 💀
sometimes i wonder why i did that
maybe i was insecure about my height but i'm really tall anyway???? or maybe i just wanted to destroy my calves
How tall r u anyway
183 cm 
Bruh that's like above average
What's that in feet?
6'00 
squeak give me your height 
THAT'S WAY ABOVE AVERAGE ASIAN HEIGHT WHO YOU CALLING SHORT
I'LL GRAB YOUR KNEECAPS.
YEAH that's why i'm so confused 
can i have some too,, i look like someone put me through a hydraulic press
standing up
i'm eternally jealous of my skykid for being able to Be Tall while i am just. here
everyone in cozy can have a little height. as a treat
If it makes you feel better, max height is around 3'11 feet. So no matter what unless you're a literal child irl, your Sky child will never be as tall as you.
warden's even taller, they're like 6'03" iirc 😭 i always thought they were really short
actually max height is like half of my phone screen 
all the six year olds playing sky just started bawling their eyes out 
cozy help im rly undrrstimulated and having a panic

mum this emo skid pfp person is being mean
dang your phone is eight feet tall? 
i’m 5’3
whoops

Past life
Couldn't ever hold me down
What is this, a phone for elephants???
i need to make up for being average height in some way. hence, at some point own some overly fancy suit jacket
i'll have drip if i must
deep inhale
Hello 
NO clearly it's a phone for giraffes, don't be insensitive 
[resisting urge to make beta content joke that nobody would get]
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS BAD BUT NOW I KNOW ITS TRUE
CAUSE YOU’RE SO GOOD AND I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU 
unrelated to suits but also i found a cheap stegosaurus necklace from when i was a child and i need to tell someone bc its so cool
someone stop me before i start belting out music that fits my OCs at 12 in the hecking am
COZY KARAOKE NIGHT
i read 'cozy kart' like. mario kart
that reminds me i have to update a couple oc playlists 
i'm the lakitu equivalent since i'm a TERRIBLE driver 😭
beaned me for my top tier karaoke choices 
blue shells you but instead of a shell it's me biting your ankles
i'm actually pretty good at mario kart 
speeds through on a myvi at 200 cc like it’s a normal thing i do on the daily
JORDIEEEEEEEEEEE

hey check this out
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oh yeah, i did 200 cc once!
it was fun
BEANED for thinking about ajmvs (animal jam music videos) 😭
it’s all angst btw!
200 cc is pain itself 

this guy right here is why i wake up in the morning
i try to drive through grumble volcano and i am already in the lava
MATCHAAAAAAAAAAA

i vividly remember a lot of them were half powerpoint wordart because aj's filters were TOO STRONG 
oh to be a crow and squawk at terrified middle schoolers crossing the street
it’s not, it’s fun
shoutout to me extremely tilted trying to unlock dry bones in mkwii 😭 i hate sherbert land
shoutout to dry bones being the best character 
bababbaba 
sad wet bones noises
AU SORRY
pulls up as inkling
woomys
speeds away
i didn't know you were a dry bones enjoyer too
you have excellent taste 
(yes, i only use inkling, i like inkling)
also im gonna sleep now, i have happy dream fuel now might as well use it well :D
i can't remember if i'm a larry or iggy main in mk8
one of the two
wait is his name even larry
dry bones is just a lad
that said i hope wiggler comes back some day
i miss my funny worm man and i hear they're bringing old racers back 
yeah they brought back birdo and have some slots on the character screen open for more new characters
tbh i'm not sure why i'm pulling my hair out trying to unlock gold mario when i am never going to use him
assembling my dream mario kart roster..... dry bones, wiggler, maybe even chain chomp 😳
Poochy from the Yoshi’s Wooly World series is part of the DLC I think
whatever happens i think i might die on the spot if we get another baby...... there are other options for lightweights 😭
I would laugh so hard if I saw a Chain Chomp driving a car. How would they even drive it? With their teeth? Do they just roll around in the vehicle to move it?
what if they made sm like. babby koopa tho. just a teeny turtle with a cute face
"HIT THE BRAKES!"
chain chomp headbutts the brakes and gets stuck in between the steering wheel
ok i'll allow him because he's very polite 
kinda want a mario kart-original character that's just the blue shell
not as a koopa or anything, just the shell
blue shell in a blue shell kart with blue shell wheels
wait come to think of it, wasn't koopa paratroopa a lightweight? bring him back, at least as a koopa troopa skin 
if they let babies pilot gokarts in space they can let inanimate objects do the same
.......kooper trooper
wait we need another splatoon collab so i can put lil buddy on a motorbike
for some reason i read this to the tune of mamma mia
nintendo let me put the feral babby fish on a dirt bike 
super smash kart. EVERYONE is here
even sans mii?
ESPECIALLY sans mii
kooper trooper is one of the things that repeats in my head for 30 minutes straight if i accidentally think about it 😭 why does it do that
everyone going feral over sans mii is really funny to me because i was always a mii gunner main and only switched because i couldn't participate in tournaments
smash players will finally see the light even if it means using a meme
Hello
also i think it's very convenient that all my favorite characters are also zoners
except sonic i guess but he was always kinda lame in smash
smash bros cast is just funny bc they have like. some of my favourite pokemons and some of my least favourites and thats weird
smash lets me fistfight corrin fire emblem and that's all i need really 
cozy today i found a moth with 12 wedges 
i just find it funny that i started appreciating incineroar more after getting my shiny one and then they just put him in smash along with an almost-perfect shiny skin
i misread a name as haltmann on one of my assignments 😭 i need to get off my 3ds and touch grass
i need to get away from grass and back on my 3ds. i'm at the final boss of smt4 a and like. its very very difficult but i wanna win, its a funny fight
i need to know when we're getting Fan Favorite Pokémon Maractus in smash 
honestly yeah i should also use my 3ds more
i finally found that theme-making software again so i wanna make a bunch of sky themes 
if i beat the final boss i get access to special ng+ demons like satan, lucifer and chironnuppu the lv 30 cute fox
really need to get on with it

its a shame we can't send images bc i absolutely would if i could
hes a little man. in the next game he gets a 3d model and dances around too
imagine how eventful the life of a crow could be 
shiny things 
pecking annoying passersby 

Does anyone have a list of every krill's attack cooldown?
Nope
Cozy is full of so much squeak 
its bootiful 
Kicks door
Hello cozy
hurt door noises
hi cozy! on my lunch break at a cozy coffee shop downtown
how’s everyone’s day going?
Im good but lonely 
purple has found the cozy chat location 
WE MUST FLEE BROTHERS 💨
aw im sorry
im giving u so many ghost hug rn! u cant feel them but they’re there! 
Thank you purple <3
hehe of course 
// it’s so weird being called purple!!! im always yello
color switch!
oh! btw i brought pastries from the coffee shop for all of u
lurkers help yourselves! 🥐🥯🌯🥗🍰🧁🧄
Steals everything
oooooo 
matcha 
BITES
🍰 best morning
WHY BITE 
cause your yummy

hi cozy im feeling a lot better than i was earlier 
i think the coffee shop accidentally put like 6 or 7 espresso shots in my coffee this tastes STRONG 
||bonks whoever reads this
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moths? are they cute or annoying? discuss
I think it depends
they eat clothes... but they can be cute
||is bonked :3||
Cutely annoying. They’re adorable, the annoying part is from their cluelessness most of the time which only adds to the cute factor. You can’t help but love them, even if they drive you crazy in the process
Great to give some pets to, just keep em away from cloths or you'll want to murder em
I love how people assumed irl moths and not honk moths
people are still right about irl moths tho
no, sky moths do that too
check your wardrobe
i wan waffle fries 
ack! how did the moths chew through my favorite cape…
the stupidity is astounding

i got waffle fries 
waffle fries are the best
whats your favorite place to hang out? I am running out of mine

bad morning 😈
Bed morning
The beach
I enjoy sanctuary island 🏝️
But now during days of bloom, I'm hangin out at the home and forest treeeeees.
Hello cozyy
hii
Hellooo
I've finally got the tulip cape :D
lucky you! How much does it costs, by the way?
110 candles
Congrats 
I have now 2 candles..but I get to be a pretty tulip so it's worth it
Thanks! 
i got only sakura one, and i only wear it when my cool friend comes online. We love doing matching outfits
I love matching outfits too, but when I want to match I usually just use spells
ooh, thats interesting
I don't really have many items so matching with spells is easier because you can match capes and accessories for free c: it's great if you want to take some pretty pics too
sadly, you cant have an owl hair for spells
Awn
bring back the season of rhytm, tgc, we want hair
I've missed so many seasons since I didn't play for a really long time, I'd love to see what I missed 
Cozy!! I stopped by to share my Doritos! 🔺
i missed seasons from season of abyss, and i am really sad, because i am a fan of aurora, and i didnt get any cosmetics from her, and i werent on the concert...
I saw the concert and it was amazing! I'm sorry you missed it :c I wish I got the wings so I could see it again
i am a f2p player in sky, but for that season, i am a whale
skidnapps
Oh but the musical trips thingies from Aurora should still be available
I don't remember how they're called- but it's the ones where you gotta stay in the bubble while the music plays
It's not the same as the concert, of course, but they're still pretty cool!
yes, i did them and literally cried on one
i love her songs so mucchhh
Me too 
someone caught me comedically praying to the aurora mural in harmony hall and now I'm embarrassed
it was funny though
I'd pray to Aurora too ngl
And if it can make you feel less embarrassed, I bowed to the boat that took me to the forgotten ark to say thank you
I do like to visit the mural sometimes, with the implied lore that she's some kind of goddess in the sky world, it seems appropriate for my sky kid to pray or pay their respects.
(I love the idea of thanking inanimate objects so much, I'd probably thank automatic doors if they ever actually opened for me
)
Aurora is the best goddess for sure, she could represent nature and music 
(I also thanked the season's spirit after buying the tulip cape and it was cute because when I bowed she looked down too)
that also somewhat makes me want to make an oc who's like a follower of aurora or something and travels the world of sky to play music and rescue light creatures 
That's a great idea! I wanna make a sky oc too 
(thanking spirits is the best too I like to think they're so happy to be thanked and see us wearing their pretty clothes)
on an unrelated note I just discovered you can use the slope in harmony hall kind of like a slide if you sit on it correctly 
regret leaving my water bottle behind
(I swear spirits are so cute, I saw two waving at each other 
I also danced with one and sat near another, I'm sure they'd enjoy seeing us being around them)
I should go to harmony hall again, I'd like to try all instruments but there's always someone playing songs and I don't want to disturb them
Where did you leave it? Remember that drinking water is important 
home
also the water from the fountains taste like sand
Aww! Same. I wish we could try out the instruments in the private music area. 😔
Awn, I'm sorry to hear that, can you buy a bottle somewhere then?
Tart, your name is so clever. 😭
Me too, especially since I don't really know how to play so I'd just mess around to have fun (I'd love to learn how to play tho)
I love watching the spirits in harmony hall recently, especially the season guide and the stagehand. just walking around doing silly things together and sometimes relaxing on a bench. though they to noisily interrupt people's music sometimes 
That sucks, I hope you can drink something soon 
give me about an hour
I wish we could interact with spirits more
yes
joining in with their silly dances would be especially fun
every time i turn my neck there's a crack and just lots of pain 















Ask someone to do you a massage
TALKING??? TO PEOPLE??? 
Well now I wanna make one 
That’s definitely relatable, good thing my partner is good at it 
I’m haunted
have been for a while
morbiu









Who is doing something tomorrow for April 1st?
i'm going prom dress shopping
Ohhhh what colour are you going for?

In Sky, but yes! I’m going to go through Eden and then become a moff.
I'm going through Eden in a few to do that!
my dog just meowed
what breed? A husky?
Nope, a Shih Tzu
Ooooo
Aw little fuzzy guys
What
hey ||just wanna let you know that you are loved, you are one amazing, beautiful individual I've met today, don't let doubts and hate get to you, i am with you my friend, and i believe in you so don't give up, yeah? oh and don't forget to hydrate yourself, health's a top priority okay? love ya 
-Ezzy||
That was so beautiful I’m crying of joy 🥲
Experienced the concert for the first time 
Awwww

how was it? 
i might be going with a friend some time today and im excited for that
as well as the eden run we gonna go on tomorrow

their new sky friends and im so grateful for them because ive felt a little lonely in sky 
I liked it and it was definitely beautiful, but there was too much action, had to step away for a bit
i found my emergency ts fund 
thats fair 
cool that you liked it though it is really cool! 
i remember the first time i went not long ago and i didnt know what it was and i was sobbing in confusion when i was a jelly fish 
That was me throughout the whole concert, I couldn’t fly normally to save my life lmao. Some scenes were very frightening though 
"you cannot eat money oh no "
feeds aurora some chocolate coins 🪙
you're not you when you're hungry
yoooo, i love your personal emojis
@meager jungle
<- full of gilt 
Thank you so much! Can’t stop using them haha 


