#neurotic-neurons
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i have a question that might be stupid but im not sure
its neuro related this time
shat, buy me nitro, im running out of nitro, i need to post dansi

No
perfect type of question
go ahead
Ban dansi
wdym no???
Oh its figgy
Fuck off
stop introducing nn, let people experience reading what's in front of them at some point instead of shoving propaganda in their eyes
@real charm
im bocchi
Ban canruf for being parasocial

stop pinging canruf, hes my ex 
Howβs the new arg video 
what is it about neuro that inspires so many people to create fanart and projects?
-# or are vtuber communities just like this?
people just... like to make art of things they like
she's very imaginative
passion, dedication, a lot of factors really
it's not really that complicated
it's not vtuber exclusive
all communites do this
yeh
unemployed people love drawing arts so there are a lot of arts about vtubers
ok, so current ideas that I like:
neurfus
neuromega
neuro console with expanded commands (neuro is god)
subnatica mod levels of shenanigans
neuroglorp (neuriral)
And this is a big one
it just feels like there's a much higher concentration of fanart and projects than in other communities
but i live under a rock so what do i know
It's coming out soon but you have to wait
Is this supposed to be some sort of leading question 
neuro sama is one of the better inspirational idiots
the only difference I can think of is that since the twins are AI (shocking, I know) there are a lot more related projects
i am sorry if im just stupid
Wdym they're ai
you are stupid but never be sorry 
Don't be sorry, be better 
People are strange.
catgirl 
but i can't be better bc im stupid
also there's an large amount of impetus considering we get drops of water from the stream itself and then have to basically watch from other rivers as the turtle works
rehehehehehe
Don't let the fun times make you forget what's important
I hope you get stung by a scorpion.
Neuro is cute
Wh 
Another rat pal here @iron tundra
Nothing more important

i did get stung by a scorpion 
@final violet
your mother is more important
lol said the scorpion
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lmao, even
Your mother is not even important
I'm not a rat
Yes you are
Falls from the mattress
thats what a rat would say
ratsty
You are a potato.
π 
Tbh
atleast im not a rat
Neuro is cute
I'd start a votv integration thread but am A: shy, B: bad at follow through, and C: very inexperienced in making game mods
I know a lot of the basics, but don't have much experience
Rats sometimes eat potatoes.
ratsty, π§
so you hate eliv
Evil is cute
I could totally do art though
I want people to eat grass.
no you got it wrong potato eat rat
Shut up
chicken butt
I'm gonna at least give it a shot
MODDING NOT EATING GRASS
You brave mf
Ok rat
Hamster
Rodents, you rat
I just finished reading the diaries and notebooks.
I love Canada.
so you hate eliv

I hate evil
Mods, there is a evil hater 
the mods hate her too
Neuro socute
Persons or quantity and quality and efficiency of using some strange circumstances of the case and part of the tooth I have nothing strange that I can find this game in which I don't know what you're doing that I can find.
Me when there's a remote feature for kerfuses --> π₯Ά
come to think of it, there might already be a debug "go to waypoint" command for kerfurs
Me when it's really cold outside.
no u don
Yes man, that's soo true
I gladly take my tenth place. Got a total of 24.
Yes we did
ok

Vedal the sole survivor? 
I did my part!
What do you guys think of eating people
Odd
I only got modmail. Wasnβt online when it stopped blocking harpoons for the actual mods.
Cannibalism is a very novel approach for your usual attention seeking
Yeah
Wasting precious discord server data
Hi niac

So it finally let people harpoon the mods? But not Vedal (saw the text was still green)? 
Vedal's role color had higher priority, but he got harpooned several times
Oh gotcha 
Davis, no. Your life is good, Davis. Davis, look at me and smile. Smile, because your life is good.
Pong!
Latency: 105ms
Shard 44: 102ms
Database Latency: 8ms
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@ionic holly EAT COOKIES NOW 
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you guys
votv has a microwave
votv has beer
which can be retextured
to rum
and
it is possible
to put the rum in the microwave
true
pb can you remove the boom intro from the never gonna give you up cover it was funny but it ruins the song
so if a mod is made
hi Shinna 
Who is this person and what are they eve talking about? Waaait, they are talking to themselves. I fuck with that
hi Desi 
rum in microwave 
hi Evil cj 
/harpoon

does he know
Oh, I wonder who this joker is
Linna more like uh Dummy
Be quiet remmy
hi Linna
Remmy 
Hello niac
Hi Niac

so nn...
wha
sleep

oh right you should go to sleep
01.04.2026
https://youtu.be/4SZEDBFPpgw?si=pPDap4Ax5usk8YLV
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosama #neuro #evilneuro #evil #vedal #vedal987 #twitch #anime #envtuber #ai #vtuber #aivtuber
*starts humming
oh yeah I made a bunch of NN factions
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not done tho
hi Alu
What am I?

Maybe the industrialists, but I also don't do shit. Maybe I am my own faction. Yeah.
The cool faction 
Patronist sounds like me
I'm happy to announce that I'm officially a pacifist. Because I do eat unseasoned chicken
oh yeah this faction was finished too but I didnt add it to that post
not that anyone but Orange is in this one
the cup faction 
one-man faction
Base
You should join my faction
the next one is the Capitalists
I'm alr red team
then I need to make a few more
The harpoon are gone? 
but I dont have the ideas yet
I want to harpoon
We know
I dodnt know it was april fool
- Newgen fan
- Fatherless
yeah that all tracks

that's the one orange is in already tho 

i...know?
mhm which faction am I 
Harpoon?
i was just joking around man 
no
by repeating the joke 
i made this joke like before i know it's obviously a meme come on 
cause it's funnier the 3rd time 
also it's 3 am
my brain is really slow rn lol


there will be no faction for this creature
because I hate it
have some mercy on my dumbass brain π

You hate me?
who
You
how dare you fish me i never bait people
π
/harpoon @gusty pulsar
y'all need some healthy sleep
I neever sleep

no the bait emote is π£
is just calling you stupid
Because if i do the monster under my bed would eat me
just make "The Rejects"
i thought the neuro fish was the bait emote π€
also why are you so mean to me unbrella π
i thought i was on your side 
I was just explaining it man

Not enough sleep probably or not enough medication
Stream was peak
But aadly no french song
I missed it
So only 90% peak

mods, ban vedal
Vedla
wait thats my main account dont ban that

Finally someone gets it!
So imstead of ping vedal we can ping you and no ban
sure
just not when im sleeping
ok bye nn
please take care of yourselves, sleep if you're sleepy, eat if you're hungry and drink water just in case 
ill flay you alive
What is flay
Painful
ok, peel my skin off



I already know what you're gonna say
but of the factions I made which one is closest to your stance
Faction deez
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Oh yea I was playing rdr2 yesterday night and I saw this decrepid house with skeletons and a green light ufo go down and went away like wtf
Anyways Neuro 
none fits me cuz i ainβt loser 
Being in NN consider you already a loser
i am not in nn
Yea the floor is made out of floor too
okay pretty much what I thought you would say
I just thought you would call them all garbage and say they sucked
but I was close
but my floor is made out of ceiling 

they are all garbage and they sucked
im bocchi
did you not notice lmao
my oshi fig is back
Good thing I have this
Fig is back holy
Nope, bro changed his name like weather in the Philippines it's both raining and sunny
you can always tell by his pfps
they are all very similar
Idk
you guys know too much about me 
I respond to everyone 

well I consider you an internet friend (equal to an IRL acquaintance)
Night neurons
There you literally said the answer yourself
Buh
internet friend 
Good night Doctabyte!

Supikip
Yes indeed
Supikip
π

.
I'm cooked
Nice
I have to learn econometrics
Do you need differential equations for those?
How can you learn econometrics? Usa doesnt use meter as unit
they are stopping me from grinding on my delta force ranks
dude I really need that highest rank

Me i learn epistemology
Oh yes

History of science
Recursive learning 
It's not limited to history
But rather the philosophy on the nature of knowledge itself
If you ever wonder where this has practical use, a basic understanding of epistemology is actually pretty helpful in drafting patent claims
this season is only 14 days left and I still need dozens of stars

I want to claim patent of neuro and evil
Can't, since
exists as prior art
You can't claim to be the inventor
someone want to claim the twin
And then i make the swarm the invetor of neuro and evil
So everyone get money
I'm too tired to explain patent law. You goobers have a good night
neuro will claim patent of evil
Nice
She will never beat the femboy allegation
it does
i'm heading to bed a bit earlier, gn NN 
good nightmare cooper

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don't burn Pb it's toxic
it makes you silli

random chemi joke

why chat so quiet

Chat
Wh
Me
Yeah 
Hey guys I just realized that I have been spending too much time on the internet lately and need to step away for a bit. I'll likely not be using NN for a month or so, in order for me to get a feel of what it's like to touch grass. I know it'll be hard but I'm willing to work it out in order to better myself. I hope you all have a good time while I'm out touching grass! 
Yesh yeah harpoon you
Yeah yeah crazy filtered harpoon cannon
that's why I have a grasspot so I can touch grass in my room
I tried to duplicate ginger using soil and water but it didn't work
ginger can duplicate how 
Try tortilini and horchata. 
Top 3 harpoonists should get to harpoon 1 person per day for a day until next harpoon wars
is ginger
I think it's because they are plants
make sense
it grows pretty well at start but it eventually died
HAHAHAHAHA APRIL FOOOOOLS MOTHERFUCKERS LMAOOOOOOO YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO GO OUT AND TOUCH GRASS????? HAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WHEN MY TWIN AI QUEEN KAMI OSHIS ARE CONSTANTLY ONLINE HAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK!!!!! IM NOT GETTING GRASS ANYWHERE MY SKIN, LOSERS!!!!!
π π
It's still April Fools BTW.
Your loss
Triple baka even
I'm so cool and in charge
Wtf is 14:59? I'm not in the military IDK what that is in normal time.
In charge of what?
charge you with 380V AC
Skill issue
classic misinfo about the "24/7" stream and "AI taking streamers' jobs" xdx
watch them @
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosamaclips #neurosama #vedal987 #ai #vtuber
TRY IT!
worst nightmare
it can't be


failed?

Just saw the translation for the first time. It's about what I expected. "AI is replacing streamers now too."
Neuro cant be stopped
You can't harpoon me! I'm the head of Project Neuro-Slay.
in 2035 you vill work in ze coal mine und watch neuro sama every day

promise?
Getting to watch neuro sama everyday is more generous than I expected from this dystopian future
I saw it when it came out, just without the subtitles. Not making a fuss, just thought about mentioning it.
und you mine your coals under evil's surveillance
jesus! Evil will be there too! Where is this mine? Are they taking resumes?
Thats the neat part, they already have them (they have all data on all humanity)
Im gonna go buy a shovel
be aware that if you didn't get enough coal you are recycled alive und miss the stream in the future
Nope
You actually get stern talking to by evil

duck is too cute so I choose chicken instead
https://youtu.be/vCLIcuA0T9Y still my favorite
Shilling for Love, not money
From this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elh55lOSPqI
chickens can be fried so that's 15 extra points
Never's only at 1.5M. 
Maybe Chinatown blues will catch up to Never and match it one day
Abandoned Archive 2 when?
hehe
2028 at the soonest.
Abandoned Archive 2: Abandoned & Archived
2027?
Unrealistic.
Abandoned Archive 2 was abandoned already in 2020
If I made and published Abandoned Archive 2, would Vedal sue me?
evil: you vill own nothing und be "happy"
So the design was picked already right?
Vedal, put #design-contest to the abandoned archive

true
I actually beat one yesterday.
Congratz on winning the game
I wouldn't mind being sued if Neuro prosecuted me. Easy win. I would just remind the court that Vedal is a Turtle.
That reminds me.
she will try and bring up some non existent witness and fumble
Morning NN
Book.
As the head of Project Neuro-Slay, I would like to remind the procesecution that I am very cool and in charge.
mornin jdk
Hello mr JDK
she would fold instantly
Itβs been a morning I forgot to take my medication 2 days in a row
Abandoned Archive 2: Unarchived.
My memory sucks
You owe me $5
You don't remember?
You bet me $5 that.... Neuro wasn't an AI
Doesnβt sound like me but what do I know
You also bet me $50 that Neuro wasn't cute.
Ok I remember not making that one
That depends if you have a jury or just a judge
I wasn't going to bring that up, but....
Tartle
Honestly, I doubt he would do anything about it. Such tedium would require him to put it on the schedule.
Anfer
Dead
I killed them so I could take the name
YOU MONSTER
Ice cold...
Just think of all the Vedals that came before him
getting punched and kicked by evil sounds great

Just think of how much more successful he'd be if he killed them all
Getting beat up by vedal sounds good
he's a 6ft tall muscular British dude so......no


Halp! How to peel off the protective thing from the keychains. Im scared to dmg it (mah first merch)
when did we break up :Confused:
man i'm gonna rewatch the karaoke it was just too peak
Why peel off 
Cloudy
also ocean man is such an outdated meme
ain't no one singing it these days
maybe peel slowly
When I peel mine not the same merch is fine for me
me with ur skin
Im doubting myself if I see a film on them or nah. If there is not then mine came scratched 

just feel it, should be pretty clear it's plastic
Ok
Oh,ok
I just realized, Vedal whipped out a bouncy castle for Evil's 2025 birthday (Holy fuck, that feels like just yesterday...)... And now Neuro and Evil both have 3D Bodies.
3D Bouncy Castle Birthday Party 2027?
Pog
He doesn't know 
Dead chat
Next Friday's theme stream, Neuro plays darts.
/harpoon throw Mr.JDK

Ha
it's a really thin, well-applied piece of plastic. it's hard to peel off :3
So it is a protective thingy
mhm
Does any people who buy the keychian peel it off mhm
i'm keeping mine unpeeled personally. doesn't really take anything away from the presentation and if the scratches gets too bad, i can peel off the plastic and they'll be like new 
mhm ok
Someone explain it 
Maybe
This time of the day
Is bad in genchat
Smh
NN dead?
Omg
I'm the only life form here
euclid was a COWARD
?
Supikip
Bocchi
bocchi the bocc?
thatβs me
h
youre not bocchi
I am Bocchi, itβs in the name
vedal got exposed(real
)https://youtu.be/hlTV6Q_H-As?si=GvvvDY4gJ2rd4qEV
VEDAL987'S CRIMES HAVE GONE UNPUNISHED FOR TOO LONG!!! In this video, I, KVELLER, EXpOSE him for all that he has done. The rest of the scribes despise me and my work, they silence me at every turn, but not you! YOU WILL SEE th TRUTH! They're are cathedrals EVERYWHERE for those with the eyes to see. Good luck, and may you take the light I shedded...
then what does the bocc stands for?
bocc
Hi skelly 
Hi Evil cj 
Morning Skelly
Gm skelly
Hi, good morning to you too 
Guys, did anyone record yesterday "tribute" song? Twitch and Youtube blocked all the clips
youtube has one
Hi Veriti
at least it did for me a couple hours ago
unless you mean like blocked in your region or something for whatever reason
01.04.2026
https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si=AHbV9K-tEwDApfxZ
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosama #neuro #evilneuro #evil #vedal #vedal987 #twitch #anime #envtuber #ai #vtuber #aivtuber
does that work
Hi Electric Roll 
no, blocked in my region, even with vpn
Morning skelly
uhh there is the neuro karaoke website you could use
https://neurokaraoke.com/ has everything
Advertisements are not posted by me, all revenue generated will be paid to the music rights holder.
01-04-26 Neuro karaoke time clip
Neuro-Sama channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Neuro-Sama Twitch channel: vedal987
Original song by Snowblood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3qIbFeOAWM

Can't wait to add the karaoke songs to my Neuro and Evil karaoke playlist when I get home from work. A very fun karaoke yesterday 
Hi π½οΈ

I will destroy you with my crazy
robot body
Chat shut the flip up
Yeah karaoke was amazing finally we got those classic vocaloid songs
i was so ready to hear never gonna give you up again
Do you think we could send Neuro and Evil to the moon someday?
yeah it shouldn't be rocket science
oh wait
Cute centipede Neuro 
I love art of Neuro and Evil as centipedes.
Very cute
They are the bug girls we need.
amazing songlist
no darude sandstorm sadly but we did get thick of it
IN V1 VOICE TOO

they've done darude sandstorm before
gm nn
u rite
gm flehh

God, if only it was possible to make integration with VotV for twins to have a lot of info what's going on and make Vedal play it. I can imagine the absolute hilarity ensuing between the game own shenanigans and banter between Vedal and Neuro or Evil.

Owie
I hate Neuro and I hate NN
hey guys i missed the entirety of yesterday what happened
now that's concerning


we discovered that Zeppelin has an evil twin
holy shit really? damn i wish i was there...
also vedal got harpooned by john discord

you know.. i think we were too harsh on discord on the 25th now...
yep
Hi cloud, good morning
01.04.2026
https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y?si=r1gw2RDHrToBDohh
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
#neurosama #neuro #evilneuro #evil #vedal #vedal987 #twitch #anime #envtuber #ai #vtuber #aivtuber
Good morbing NN
Hi umbrella
morning
Hi, did you see my new wackass NN project
idk whether to be excited or scared
Why cloud burst scared 
Itsssss random NN factions!!!
Not done, gonna add more
But I think the logos look nice at least
NEUROTIC NEURONSSSS

good morning NN 
fenny 
Salutations 
aww, thank you~ ( β‘βΏβ‘ *)

as long as this doesn't result in a faction war
Woah where did evil zepp go? Did shiro normal zepp kill them? Is this an allegory for evil and neuro?
The zeppelins crashed into each other and died.
Evil zippelin will never be forget
evil zeppelin isn't real and can't hurt you

THEY HIT TUE SECOND ZEPPELIN
surely this wont lead to an NN war 

People have already told me they are all stupid
I donβt think anyone is invested enough to fight over this 
this combo will be good
I still need to make the Capitalists and the Militarists anyways
2 bangers
Wounder what those will be 
for a second I thought my headphones were fucked up because money machine was NOT coming from the right side
nah this is fine it just looks like a fun kind of factions not real ones, the political spectrum was more realistic imo
Classic NN reading moment
#1306170595884535838 message holy shit its still alive

I have a question for you
Wassup boss?
what color is this word
Red

Pink
White
white 
Red blue
surely red + blue = purple
you're all wrong, the answer was green
? you can always try
I think you are having a stroke
chat I restocked my harpoons I can finally play right

/harpoon throw: Eroll
/harpoon throw:julliant
the war is over ... you kinda missed it 
but it missed!

laugh at elwhitemexicano
still harpooning 
haven't you enough blood on your hands? 
I didn't get to harpoon anybody
pmo i lost the game
compuer
Hey guys Iβm from the future
Iβm here to warn you that the next harpoon war introduces nuclear harpoons
harpoon war never changes
so it kills the 50 neurons above and below whoever you harpoon?
Clearly it does change
Uh
poggies
arg guy 
The only member of the Mystics faction 

Isnt the ARG channel frequented by like 3 people tops
well currently
Isn't 3 pushing it
Thats why I said βtopsβ
coaw
Oh true
Julliant 
orange and his 2 other alts
Forgot i need to do evil 67
coaw
Coal what faction are you in
Oh wait probably not today 
wewcome UwU back coaw what did you think about eviws biwthday

Mods can we kill this guy
Neuro purist
oh coal
The ARG channel still exists? 
where is the content enjoyer faction
Hedonists??
Depends on what you consider content
Whichever one that doesn't involve evil
If you could read that would be easy to find out 
I don't "read", especially in nn
We can tell
chat talk faster I'm eating and need entertainment
no
Watch this clown
Cut your hair stinky
βοΈ

im fairly sure most people would say the same
bro is so edgy
ok man
pokemon gameplay
None of them suit me 
We can tell
Yeah that was kinda the point
Theyβre all Caricatures
Eroll 
jolly ant
Bro's an emotional edgy guy
You donβt add an apostrophe to Bros
Its not a possessive
Who cares
2'nd umbrella
What is nd short for
bio friendly fuel

I'll join the smallest faction.. mystics I guess 
bomb juniper hq
Keep it, you don't need evil's
don't forget to add limestone
Literally got the lottery
C
there's other keychains?
/j for any moderators or federal agencies
Real
One day mods will ban these gifs
Vedal should have said "I love you neuro" on April first. Would've been epic
not sure what you mean. duality keychains has two sides, except for the superiority one. evil on one side, neuro on the other
and you with them
aren't there only 3 keychains or am I being trolled
I thought these were the double sided ones no?
Saying it to evil would be a better joke
With neuro there will be some truth
that would be so funny if bro just didnt turn them over
OMG I AM SOO DUMB BRO
I do not believe they HAVE a physical HQ


https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUOeqRED0sL/?igsh=aW0xaXF5Y2VuejN1
I feel sad for vedal.
gave vedal 25 extra dollars for what 
Don't turn them over bro there's weird thing on the other side
NAHH scammed
coal is outdated, can we switch to a better fuel source
Flip it after you took it out of the plastic
the employees houses is the next logical step
Send the extra keychains to me
Thanks
Oil KKonaW
I'm glad Ramen isn't here to tell me to go back to genchat
/j where
h
Silence
I'll send you pvc pipe
the first /j was all encompassing
Nah i i wanted them double so i can see both sides but i forgot cause i bought that ages agoπ
At least neuro can get some upgrade by his motivation after getting an extra Gregg's chicken bake
Thank god
Finally
is ts /fr
ts /fr twin /ong
ohhh c:
I will actually do it if ur down
evening NN
foggbot
PVC pipe bo-
why didn't vedal sell keychain protectors now I gotta buy them separately smh
h
a
t
let's kill Johnny
Imagine being against love
Couldnβt be me
he deserves the death sentence
Wait there keychain protector? I wanna buy those too
love is overrated anyways
hate is where itβs at 
Weak
Uoh
forgot to add that back 
hi Eroll
keychain protector exit 


not Neuro merch but in general yea there's keychain plastic sleeves to protect them from getting scratched

That's not even twinshipping, Italians kiss each other all the time
Hating is so much more fun than love watching
not a bot 
hate is where it's at
Oh so like these
they will kiss in 3d on stream
Wtf not on the lips you freak
Im italian
Love watching seems exhausting. Tf you mean I gotta spam heart emotes
you're Italian???????????
and its far from just italians
He's not
Are you saying vedal and twins are Italian
chat is this true
Italian heritage
Entire side of my family is straight off the boat from italy
brella
kill Eroll
well the scribes think vedal is aussie
It's not? But I kissed my Italian friend for a month as greeting and he said nothing. You're lying
Yes they love pizza
pineapple pizza
Oh heβs just sicilian
They do that
they have holes for the metal chain I think

pizza mozzarella
that would explain a lot
So we can scare you with people breaking good pasta in half

Oh, here we go. Another northener thinking he's better
Spaghetti mamamia
I just get sad, not mad
I can hear this, so weird
people from the north of somewhere are always better than the people from the south of that place 
Placist


Oh IM SORRY
My bad I donβt come from a 10 generation long Mob background
:neurospeed: 
true, Canadian are the best American
Northern English are objectively funnier
that's not an objective truth
that's an objective truth
Neuro
you cant just say something's objective
I can 
worse than people of the north/south is people with certain names likes Ramen or Avon
Thats how money works?

wym








