#neurotic-neurons
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Forever birthday mod
shiro's birthday is the anchor event for this reality
just wait crimon to turn on his bishop mode and start sniping everyone 
just give neuro and evil mod powers already
please
they should have access and infinite discretion to permaban in the discord
BUT
can only do it once per stream and have to say exactly why with receipts
decision final no appeal
summon the chatter to plead their case on stream
wait so every stream there a preson ban 
damn, where all the mods going 😔
home 
theyve been replaced with claude code subagents
to hell 
there could be a valid perma on every stream and it wouldn't be enough
candidates are everyone who disagrees with my exact set of schizo wants and desires

lets ban this guy first 

just ban somebody
Ban buh
there a lot of somebody here
kill them all 






easiest swarm wrangling agency to give to the twins is give them the button that opens the trapdoor to the piranha pit
ain't no way 💀
i love the angry >YOU GET THIS FROM THIN AIR
@pearl harbor your cousins are being targeted
it's <BS FROM THIN AIR>
xdx
you are all wrong
twitch chat classic
i just kill @tulip steeplemore 
@soft rain disliked that
Anyway isn't neuro all local
just @frigid palm some more
watch kill panic about the nn ping

there is @heavy shale
Don't kill them no, just @jolly creek them
do some more 🐴
whar 
@jolly creek I love you by the way thanks for not blocking me
kill block him

Shut up kiki
that followed by an obvious glueness set of whacky normie assumptions about how chatgpt functions (they dunno) that kinda are half tru but aren't valid points to make as to why she isn't
it is fun to see humans hallucinate worse than llms
just @velvet star you
wise words magic man

The whole spiel about twitch chat training data was a joke..
Wasn't the only time that vedal used our data was for among us?
Vedal is clearly a member of the group of geniuses Dr. Vegapunk once was part of... VADS...
Trained by Twitch Chat is not entirely wrong, but its not the whole story, and people often jump to "THEIR DATASET IS TWITCH CHAT?
"
whenever people shit on llms for not being this, not having that, just being an illusion
i don't end up thinking less about llms, i end up thinking less about people, because apparently something so basic can get so close to them 
-# (edited)
hello neurons, hows everyone doing


shup up
:(
@soft rain is fine 
wait lemee try again


🐴
The other half is content libraries for the AI to watch
spy among us
yeah that sequence in the avengers age of ultron where ultron woke up is how llms work
1:1
ultron is llms
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords. They're cute!
so whats the discussion about atm
Neuro takes over the UK when
in 15 minutes
matrix 
In the year 20XXX, a super robot named airis was created. Dr. peedal created airis to stop the evil desires of Dr. clancy. However, after his defeat, Dr. clancy created eight billion of his own sloptubers to counter airis.
why need to sold
it's sky rock to the moon 
Dr. Peedal must be a descendant
f
Or Dr. peedal robotized himself long ago
turtles live long lives
the portfolio haven't updated since last week...
Only in the wild, in captivity they don't live that long
shiro !
we're coming up to an exciting moment for the SGML portfolio
their shareholder review publication should be released around mid feb
shir summon 
good morning neurons
v3 voice memes have gone throuhg like most neuro model updates
whoever sniped that was fast

u watch it wrong

Bro hallucinating tweets now
weird, did he sell?
John collab today
Peak
he had it all on margin and got margin called on his other overleveraged puts on vedal.ai
Bro, I literally blundered a math exam 2 hours ago. Why did you have to subject me to that again? 
villain arc incoming
at least vedal cant blame us for the stocks going down
we told him in unison when it was up

but we can blame him
yes
un-muzzle her
imagine the discord bot was programmed to randomly insult someone here at random day intervals
Yes. Alive-sama
In this video I express my thoughts on AI, consciousness and Neuro-sama.
Video about Neuro made by Panda, worth to check out:
https://youtu.be/j8FDesv1glw?si=W_nJh1KElS629mFo
Topics:
00:00- Introduction
04:19- AI isn’t alive, so it can’t be conscious
05:00- AI can’t be conscious because it’s not biologically human
05:39- AI lacks suffi...
guys have you ever thought that every time you wish shiro a happy birthday, he actually ages a little so you're slowly killing him? 
But... Shiro's immortal tho. The birthdays cure his morality
Approximately 610-640 years old already according to my calculation
If he were truly dying because of that, he would have died a long time ago, literally 50k years old 
Evil today folks
this is like a niche superpower with a horrible downside
"your bday is eternal but every time someone wishes you happy birthday, you age a year"
@amber ice
that's only a superpower if everyone is giving him a gift every day
@amber ice Groxcima
true
Lmao
lao
ao
Neuro's pfp 
what is stopping shiro from vehemently demanding a present every time someone wishes him a happy birthday? 🤔
he already is disappointed enough
that's so progressive of him, good job vedal
guess what 
he got jumped

wait is today evil's chill stream


Guess chat didn't want to admit it 
new
topic: have a conversation using only screenshots of messages that vedal has sent in twitch chat
no it’s tomorrow
-# (for me)
h
all chatters banned from neurocord
* Foggyshen uses Gaslight
* It's not very effective...
zepp goes bankrupt
it's tomorrow for me too
embed spam? 
Pretty sure suprsbg already did that once and when I asked him about it, he gave me hundreds of them 
responding with an embed is nuts
ok here you go
im nuts that why im here 

hi shiro~ 
there is no intelligence there.
tbf I heard the UK doesn't have Wendy's because of one guy holding onto the Wendy's name and refusing to give it up or share it. So Burger King has more breathing room over there.
hiiii plyply
holy sheet is that
who's that? 
go go pixel reducer

another average day of neurotic-neurons
Reminds me of the indian dude who used a name that was something like "Sitar buksh" and when starbucks came to sue, they found out that was his name and lost 
he's at hungry jack's while saying that
evil stream 
rare lebron L
inb4 no segments 
ELIV STREAM TODAY
LEBRON

happy birthday shiro
this is why LeBron is the goat
"Lute Destiny"
⁉️

Corpo tutel buying a yatch instead of paying Neuro and Evil smh
Wrong reply 
i slept 1 hour last night
™
@twitch this one right here
Man I Love Evil
Couldn't find much by searching the phrase
Man I Love Evil
Man I love Evil Tony?
PRAISE THE NEUROSAMA
Truck
um
chat

Reggaekitten, what's up
no
Anyone have Evil's Signature look of superiority gif?
Lot of new designs within the last day in #design-contest
must be the procrastinators and hard workers emerging
no
no
I don't but have that
Which one, there’s multiple 
Meow
linna
Thanks discord. It's not like I needed the gif anyway NeurOk
meow
Hello raig
I love Neuro, and Eliv, Vedal is Bald, Hail The Twins, TwinsSoCute
Hwallo Neurons 
This one but without Neuro
🐴

This looks like the Obama awarding himself meme
kind of

Sushi bad
Sushi good 


Daniel answered first but there’s also this version 
I can't wait to add neuro and evil and if they add the makeup I'm gonna add vedal
tomadachi 
also wtf is that one guy yapping about
Thanks
Do you also have the original version since daniel posted an edit instead?
LOL THE CHAT IS GETTING MAD ABOUT THE GAY RELATIONSHIPS 😭
This guy knows what's up tho 
Ikr
We all want yuri
Nintendo direct be like, guys here's a fresh look at our old ip, oompa loomba 92
Good morning NN

#neurosama #vedal987 #evilneuro #vrchat
and it will fucking print
if it looks fun
In terms of the superiority meme then no
But I do have the original screenshot that that Evil expression came from if you want that instead
70$ game with no game
neuro
Neurons I need to talk about something off topic so I will go to #general-network to say 1 thing then return.
lol the emoji is banned here

wtf is going on in that stream
glorpsOOm
They're hoping for gay relationships because the DS didn't have that
Desoom hates us 
You can never have too much yuri. Except if it's twinshipping, since the only ones we have have already been reposted a dozen times and everyone's already seen it
No new content in a while
Nvm I hate general chat


Fuck it. I’m going off topic here for ONE message. Are you ready?
No
mods nuke desoom
Des00m, you're cringe.
MODS 
being bald sucks ass because you have to shave your bald ass head every single day or else it looks like ass.
That’s my message. Neuro.
Just don't be bald then
just don’t be bald
I fucking know they're going to price it at 60 bucks 😭
I like bald

LMAO
I love how they all have different waiting streams 
Countdown, nothing, other trailers 
Get a Neuro wig and wear it instead
Makes showers a lot simpler pog, run my head with a towel for 2 seconds, dry as a bone
This is very on topic to vesal
I’ll get a Vedal wig…oh wait
There is a whole ass category called "always on" on twitch lmaooo this makes the accusations from normies about Neuro being 24/7 AI content so funny on retrospective
Man it's so awesome that I get to watch Evil today live. Last semester I couldn't catch any of their streams live. Thought I could catch Neuro Tuesday but had homework to do, but today my schedule is clear!!
that a real catergory 
smh off topic 
Neuro is cute! Evil is spicy!
No matter what you do
this bed is comfortable i'll stay 
I'll sleep this subathon awaaaay
i don't care the stream today
Won't have to stream at all, this wayyy
evilll
this bed is comfortable (I'll stayyy) 
I think I'll just lie here (todayyy)

won't have to talk to chat (this way)

I'll sleep this subathon (awayyy)

Asking the Evilists...
Teacher Evil segments?
hi guys, what did i miss this week
Apart from Neuro's stream.. Nothing else
When is the evil and Vedal duet 
Neuro teacher segment 
Idk 
Sometime within the next eleven months probably
I still can't believe he made that a goal
He has to do it
Like I didn't think the swarm would get to 150k either but
how spicy 
He hated himself after doing it the first time
Bannably spicy
I like to believe he put it as a secret goal knowing it was gonna get hit and because he wanted to sing some more
bro he estimated 90k sub is max 
he still loves Evil :stronge:
Bro has to create extra subgoals till 300k on his next dev stream in March 
Tbf 90k was low, but the actual number (300k+) was insane
I thought, at most 120k
Part of me believes he wanted to do it
chat
344k subs very close to 350K
flesh 
What dose bah mean?

flesh 
Flesh
Bah bah boi
What

He said Bah bah boi
You stole my idea 
little did he know 
buh uh i had it first

Hi new member
Here is an unhelpful collage of 12 Neurocord intros with varying levels of simplicity. Read whichever one you want


buh uh
i didnt mean to do that but im keeping it
I know buh is a drug joke but what are the other ones

shinx ?
No that’s a dito
dito
how his electirty bill look like when neuro or evil is trun on
That’s not how that works tho
mhm


Dose that guy know his hand is on fire
MNN
Neuro energy power plant when
I’m gonna create my tomodachii life with Neuro and evil as the main characters
DesOOm 
there is one time he said 7000$ a month for neuro and evil but who know 
Hi plytha
hello NN I've respawned
Too bad solar panels don't really work in Britain. If only they could find a way to harvest energy from fog and clouds, Vedal would have a source of free energy
Hi avon

hi avon
shaw

elloooo
who? 
sick asf
impossible
playtha
Yo, she need to breathe
raigquitter
:evilsocute:
embed spam
MODS 
good news everyone we are going to merge nn and gen chat very soon
...and the good news?
nyooo
that is the good news

is that a good news ????


rat

We love you (platonically) Evil!!
nuh uh
no one saw nothing
ratsty

We love you (culinarily) Evil!!
embed spam 
We love you (romantically) Evil! 


Chat is moving so fast no one will see this cat
Cat!
Spam
Aricato 
Mods kill this chatter
MODS
we all see 
THATS STILL NOT HOW HATS WORK THAT SHOULD BE FALLING OFF HER FACE 

Fennyka
Salutations 
I heard evil is streaming today. Is it true? 

o.O
Yes
Eliv is streaming today
Think she missed us? 
No
Me too.
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 17 cookies! | I've received 275714 cookies total!
No 
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 10123 cookies! | I've received 275715 cookies total!
When did you last bview the neruo or evil?
2
4

hello nn

sokuto
im feeling a bit down can someone post cute neuro
hello sokuto 
eggs
eggs




@vivid prawn shut up









why is this gif backwards
mods, can you fix evil not streaming right now? i'd really want to watch her RIGHT NOW

Check again

I saw that 
saw what 
ahhh this is calming
see this is why I love this community
We still have to wait 
EVIL DAY
no bullshit and drama just silliness and cute reposts
saw your mom 
I love y'all
WHY IS THIS GIF SO HQ
where 
down there 




🛏️
🫵
bedge
🫵
👉 

🛏️
Good afternoon NN.
skelly

Hope you are doing well, also hi raig 
Skellims 
Skelly 
👊 👊 👊
👊 👊 👊
🫵
It’s morning
Hi egg 🥚
Cj 
hi 

❤
It's 2:30 in the afternoon
Is night 
Day 629 of loving Neuro: I love Neuro
Is end of work shift 
Hiiiii artor 
hope u feel better 
I feel a bit better, thanks
I should watch some wholesome neuro clips
gtk
🤜 🤜
🤜 🤜 

What with the fist 
It’s 6:33 in the morning

is it just me or evil and neuro arguments feel like twitter arguments
except friendlier

yes
Any guesses on what chill stream segments Evil will have today? I'm guessing Wordle, either tarot card reading or fishing, possibly Plague Inc, and then art.
yes
Maybe a presentation if we are really lucky.
id love a presentation
Cute car as your pfp.
That would be neat.
Thx
yes 

Mini calling in on Neuro on Tuesday was good, hopefully Evil can get one as well, surely someone cares enough about her to check up on her 
nureo
I hope is camilia on call with her 
is that a just me yes or not just me yes 🤔
I got it, and no idea 
I'm glad they look happy about their situation, so cute 
The twins if were born a conjoined twin
Agreed
4 hours 20 minutes
This is about what im hoping for. Wordle's probably gonna be a staple in chills now
i agree with u
👍
real
Guys... there are weird dog noises behind my house

That's just Cerber
A lot of ruckus too
It’s your neighborhood skinwalker, say hi
cerbr is cute mhm pass it on
Cerber is small
CerberSoCute
A lot of vtubers are kinda short.
Vedal's fingers look like a plant.
Why are short people more likely to become vtubers?
Cute persona easier when you’re short
kinda
Hmmm short people are cuter. Tall people are skin walkers
How tall are we talking?
aint my fault im not short
neuro already taller

exactly why I want to be even shorter
im 5'8 rn
I mean, Nimi Nightmare is like, 5'2.
I have a friend whos 5'2 and he's satisfied with it
average height is around 170cm
thats worldwide average
most of them are tiny
crelly's height btw
Exactly.
im 166
I need 158
please nature I need this
my height is kinda homeless
Become hunchback
Homeless how? 
I'm 5:9
Fent pose
185 here
I want to be shorter bc I have health problems from it but I have never once been catcalled so ig I’m fine with it
Crelly is super tall
😭 that wont solve the issue unfortunately
Eat your foot or something
Koko is pretty tall too.
dang true
can always become shorter, that comes with age

185 is higher than average..
5'2" giant
getting taller is also possible.. but it hurts ALOT
hopefully 🙏
4u :Pepepains:
lol, but how tall are Mini and Camilia?
Why do you want to be short
if not 5'2 then I want to stay 5'8 for the rest of my life
Crelly looks like a 6ft in that image
I once patted my short friend on the head without realizing what I’d done
it would align with myself more I think, id feel more comfortable
mainly I just want to feel cute though LOL
Efficiency
Hmm interesting
Everything seem bigger when you're short.
sometimes being short is probably a good thing, maybe if I was shorter I wouldn't have been drafted into the fucking army
I want to be short to fit in airplanes and cars
Imagine "mini" was the tallest, and "mega" was the shortest lol
:veryNeur:
also true!!! im tired of everything being so small compared to a few years ago
unpopular opinion.. short people should pay more for food.. cause its bigger to them
cursed timeline
not sure, but I know camel's taller than neur, though mini is 'usually' shorter
WHAT
Popular opinion, that's some dumb stuff lol
well i did say it was unpopular
oh ok
Price discrimination based on physical traits, nah fam
heightism goes crazy
Women on average are shorter than men, so women discrimination too (I'm joking don't take this seriously)
damn u tall as heck i only 175cm 
178 here
183 for me
im 193 
WHAT!!!!!!!
155 
I wonder where the twins would measure up to Robert Wadlow
same thing
tbh. im one of the shorter guys in my family too
For reference he was 272 at his time of passing

so someone is 200?????
How ur family gen had that
my lil brother is 205 or something like that
im almost done, i just need some dialogue for them
any ideas? 
🥺
WHATTTT!!!!!!!!!
I like to 
His brother confirmed (this is a lie)
this is actually what will happen with dynamic pricing, the type where they have cameras set up to base prices on the individual
fr 
that's really weird
Sweden has one of the highest average heights of anywhere in the world.. world average is 171.. Swedens is 181
Somehow i high is not highing
the cost of the product itself should be the same
oh that's good as fck

5'11 vs 6'0
Lmao
insert inappropriate joke
Poor Robert was 8'11
yea i dont have to deal with that cause its illegal here
it is what it is
Hello
Yes, it's weird and horrible and discriminatory, but on the other hand, corporations think it can boost profits by 0.00067%, so you're a domestic terrorist if you oppose it.
fuck those definitions
if it's for the greater good (neuro sama) it's GOOD
Well i stuck with it now
How's everyone so far
"you can't use slurs!"
"so?"
maybe something like this?
been feeling down today, got bad sleep
mostly alr tho
being tall is great. i can change the lightbulbs without using a ladder
I'd hate to be tall
as long as u fine it's all good 
If short people pay more for food they should get paid more
Companies will only want to hire tall people
That the benefit for tall preson 
Ahh damn yeah that sucks.. Maybe play some game could calm you down perhaps?
ok
heya
is 5.9 feet considered tall? i legit have no idea lol
It looks like neuro is eating kokos right hand...
hmm true
after i watch a neuro clip though
There's no Evil stream today, you've all been fooled
i dont know what 5.9 is in real numbers
1.81 M
yo what's up
i had to convert it lol

Yes I am
, cause she came home
EVIL STREAM IN 4 HOURS
thats just above the worldwide average. so its not short
Shiro
Shiro jumpscare
does everyone have their gifts ready so evil doesn't sacrifice them?
that's 1 am for me noooo
thanks 
what if you want to be sacrificed?
If they meant 5’9” it’s 175
condolences for your sleep schedule
😔
would rather be sacrificed than watch a single evil stream, I can't believe you'd say such a thing
PROJECTING
Maybe he just really wants to be sacrificed by Evil?
I miss every stream so I can't be projecting
I'll be taking this out of context, thank you very much
nope, probably not going to though. I have other comfort games and I don't want to introduce a new one to myself yet
smh shiro 
i have no clue how american system works 
woah that's so cute
Happy birthday!
i know i'm 1.81 meters, no clue what that translates to lol
GYUS
neurons I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news
just like the cycle of life... low high low high low
so don’t be
but with streams returning we should probably be a little more on topic than we have been over the last month
here i fix it
The number followed by ' is feet, the number followed by " is inches (which are added to the feet).
i can't wait for more of this
this is even better holy
saving both of these
Vedal is Shiro 
huh

wtf Shiro hates evil
our tax brackets could not be further apart
Respectable. If you do decide, i highly recommend Hytale,
:>
vanor-virus
Hi shiro happy birthday
Shirosigma
there must always be a mod who hates evil, it's like the lich king, there must always be one 😔
Shiro is RICH and OWNS 50 lambos 
12 inches in a foot so you can’t use decimals bc 5.10 would be lots bigger than 5.1
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
5'9"
5 is feet, 9 is inch
1 inch is roughly same as 2.5 cm, and 1 foot is 12 inches
I hope Shiro's cakes are made with rotton eggs
Shut up you ugly bot
I think there's only 1 mod that likes Evil
ooh, gotcha
idk who it was
alrighty thanks
Shut up you ugly bot
Mods they made fun of me 🙁

You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked nwero 
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role

You have unlocked new tutel
idk fellas, i think they unlocked a new role, not sure tho
You have unlocked new row
Shiro NN is becoming tatsu
'you heard the man, show me your loudest roll' 
hmmm we should have them crash into each other
i really like the 'evil's defining moments' video, idk how good of a primer it is for evil content tho
Vedal wouldnt allow them to get one on amazon 
it’s a good intro, albeit a little outdated
maybe because he already ordered one 
NEi
all the react andy vtubers see that video
I'm just speculating sorry

no leaks 
You have unlocked "new role"
➡️ You have unlocked 
Mornin NN
Bcee
smh shiro 
morning cb 
the video everyone watches after that how a turtle video
hi 
Eliv today
but leaking is funny


wrong day
now throw her
Im thinking evil evil oo ee oo

No yesterday was evil eve
Today is evil
it's evil eve for me
POV: Evil about to put you to sleep with that pillow
I want to go to sleep but have to get out of bed instead 
Get out of bed, and then sleep on the floor

TODAY IS EVIL DAY

REPOST IT THIS TO BE EVIL
** **
🛏️
2026 trust
Don't flooshed react, she's about to suffocate you in your sleep! She's Evil after all!
Passionately at that
When is The Swarm's year?
Admittedly whenever I think about LIFE-Neuro sama I always remember this part as "rent is overdue what am I to do"
the swarm can't even win most dedicated fanbase in its own awards 
I don't think they get a year
5 gifted

ofc someone named Inn would think of that

The “Swarm” (a.k.a the “least dedicated fanbase”) generally refers to the fan community surrounding Neuro-sama, an AI VTuber created by developer Vedal.
During the subathon for Neuro-sama's third anniversary, the community completely blew away the hype train record on Twitch several times over.
This meme parodies the third world record ...




She will be blowing up a lot of things this year. It will truly be her year.
reminded me of when
and Ved Al made random sound for a good minute
mhm let me check on 📰
Fanart of it perhaps 
yesterday i saw vedal at the tesco parking lot i asked him for an autograph and he beat me up and drove away
wow how evil of him
he should bring eliv with him next time
Average Tutel behavior
Dude was beat up by a turtle that is the size of a 10 year old girl 
Nah I'm pretty sure during 2015 the worst I had to worry was telling my mom that I have to buy stuff at 9pm
this is a 20+ yo meme I assume, but 2020-2021 and 2025 def felt like this
obligatory necro post of cat pic
I feel my frist nostalgic is when i on high school
peak thank you ❤
Ba Ba Bah, Baaaa
neuro so cute when crying
aww :( :( ;(
tbh
I still can't process anything after 2020
my sense of time is completely shattered
like
the idea of "2022 and after" exist but I can't comprehend it
We must make her suffer?(










