#livestream-chat
1 messages · Page 367 of 1



Doesn't matter johnny will bring it back

monka




does anyone know when they are going to be playing vrchat ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Again

SAMURAI moment
no
ved ?
today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN TOLD THIS
not today probably
Why wouldn't you want to experience death without dying??
Tomorrow(?
Femur breaker mp3
Hey guys are when are they playing VR chat?
I like watching it because I'm sometimes bored sorry
i can see her logic
samurai

SAMURAIIII
wait, this isnt vrchat?





vedal please 

whoa


NOPE SHE WAS NOT RESTARTED
LMAO
NERE PLEASE







Funny
WHY

SHE WAS NOOOOOOOT FILTERED CHAT
the best game to play with neuro

SAMURAI
nere has a day off
Yeah
I mean she's literally correct that's what they're used for


???????????????
shes just speaking facts though shes not being freaky rn
uuh
game rating btw

Nere sooo cyute

uuuh
what

just say every word until you get it
He hasn't even realized that he talked to someone with the chip and used the safeword to exit the session
i like how well neuro's following the lore!
its really cool. especially since im not paying attention.

neuro being terrifying 
who would even look at this?

no he's big dumb

i think she really loves the lore of the game

sum of the music is ok


She's really into it 

!bwaa

how many training data she got form cyberpunk game lol 😂 she knowing a lot of lore
What's up chat 
Humble skip ride option 
just dont think about it 4head
despair
vedal also isn't paying attention
for a second I thought Neuro was driving and got impressed
good thing someone's doing it for him!
Such an overreaction, SMH

teletric
Can't wait to see how they tackle this part...
BANG BANG BANG reload BANG BANG BANG
She's actually better than Vedal in some ways
Neurt
What
vedal will attempt stealth, fail horribly, then miss every bullet
the word metaphorical doing a lot of heavy lifting
every check is missing by 1 
imagine missing your target with smart bullet

classic didnt save point for checks
every time i play this game this image haunts me


?
unlucky 

brother in christ people will look if they are going to, stop begging
guys, the polaroid is losing 🙁

The fabled shawarmapsychosis.
for the record you can kind of "climb" barbed wire if you jump in specific ways since the recoil can knock you behind it
ke oke okey sorry



neuro is so helpful 
like if you can
https://x.com/TheVedalVault/status/2002800646110744725


smoke some uranium while i look for neuro gif
well I'm watching YouTube on the TV it oke? IDK
neuro shoot that guy
rachinova can i get a clip of vedal saying that
neuron-sama
-# 
mhm eddies
IT'S 5.3K (TheVedalVault) - TO 6.0K (Camila)!?!?!
WE'RE COOKED.
can someone with more skills than me remake this with vedal and neuro, and swap 'Abelard' with 'Neuro' and 'cut off' with 'quickhack'
He got contagion 
I'm just waiting for Ellie to put Neuro in a body, and Neuro thinks it would be cool to mimic something she learned in Cyberpunk.
raiders
I thought they were called ekkies
raiders



the imps are coordinating today... i just cant prove it...
epic neuro gameplay
neuro shoot that guy
ping

aw man watching this stream i wish i could play 2077 but my pc is trash 
-# 
neuro subject that guy to the horrors of the black wall and cause his brain to literally explode
(Attacks Bao instead) "Oops, did I do a bad?"
Gg guys @vapid elm won
do not ping
so... are those fake filters or is neuro having fun with slurs?
giving the AI commands to kill what could go wrong
Probably fake
neuros finally got RAM so shes a lethal weapon for a few levels before people get more health
: Pings you with mind
cutest little hacker
could she still be a lethal weapon if upgraded later or is there like a lethality celling for her
feen-x works so well with the neuro playstyle

He loves not having to aim 
PhoenixSC 
Neuro be like: @Cyberpsycho
Any build is viable if you lean heavily into it. Ranged, Melee, Quickhacks.
the first time I played this I went tech weapons and just shot everyone through walls
@rotund mantle "This is fucked up", please, I beggeth.
inserts the entire blackwall into your nervous system
god bless you
goat
i love when the timing fits perfectly

I love how the filter just disappears reappears from existence
Faster than Staz. Legend.
(We'll pretend they weren't already doing it)
man i wish this quickhack was actually good
ping @elfin thistle
> flips power switch
> engineer skill increased
@south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream @south stream
Holy







speed



can he not get rid of ping?


erm





I always gun it to level 20 technical ability before doing anything else


nothing happened
what did i come back to
@plush crane
once she gets the suicide hack its over (i hope that isnt an automodded word lmao)
Jacking in
@green crest
did you have that ready on hand or why was it so fast?


neuro
@cobalt hedge 
instinct from last time


mhm teaching neuro to treat humans like cattle
shes going fucking cyberpsycho

click click, reload, BANG BANG BANG
Same energy. (You only gotta watch the first 15 seconds)
.
cant wait for that robot body 

god neuro quickhacks is so cool 
holy fuck i hadnt seen that 
seeing judy reminds me of that 2019 tgs winner cosplayer

Neuro is actually picking pretty good quickhacks
Clipped it myself
You're welcome.
Was very clever of her to pick up on context and go for reboot optics there
please don't spam
Neuro has been doing great no complains
Spam
Vedals "what the FUCK" in chat is so funny
OH BUT WHEN I DO IT-
A poll was created!
Poll ended.
-# Note: The results of this Discord poll can't be seen by the twins.
It's a valid response 
neuro gonna shot vedal one day
Duration: 15 seconds
468 votes — 72% (winner)
181 votes — 28%
riveting turret gameplay
Do you think Evelyn is alive?
17
24
1
Yes
dont need eyes to fire a smart gun

uploads entire ltg rant into your skull
The swarm would never spam surely 
https://tenor.com/view/re8-re7-shadows-of-rose-resident-evil-8-re8-eveline-gif-10810537584666152529 she is coming hack ass new techrot by the power of the crelly mode
Wait, is she talking about Evelyn from the game or Evil?
I wonder if big V will learn how smart weapon locking works one day
gn
the game
"Most people think Evelyn is alive"
I was referring to that one image
The game.
camila after posting that image on twitter 
thanks
she made a poll

Ah, missed that
I love how the timer is still at 109hrs
Well, she IS alive
she is not amused

POV: You find a typical chronic NN member jacked into the Discord.




she actually did it I'm shocked
camila after making a hit reply tweet to vedal987

This is why I always kill Scavs on sight
same
Two can play at that game.
||Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.||
thought for sure she would have mistimed
most normal thing neuro has done today
the fucking vor rant
flashback to the e** files
please, I have killed him so many times, make it stop


i love how he talk for 5 minute after his dead every singel time
heartbroken
||I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I'm not supposed to tell anybody because it's my secret recipe but i'll tell you anyway it's not that hard you just need some chicken nuggets and a frying pan first you take one nugget and then you catch in the palm of your hand then you open your hand the nugget is gone so what you do then is you put another nugget in the frying pan and then you close your eyes and you imagine that the first nugget is in your hand and you open your hand and the nugget is gone so the frying pan is now empty of nuggets so then you open your hand again and a new nugget appears so then you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand again and again and again and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and again and the nuggets keep appearing and you just keep opening and closing your hands and the frying pan keeps getting emptier and emptier and eventually the nuggets are gone.
||


hell yeah
Neuro folded for him 
wrong guy, thats the guy who keeps asking why we are still breathing the same air
||six seven||
Mods

I wasn't watching was evilyn dead what happened
||
||
Filtered
neuro brought her back to judy's
the bathtub 
SIR
||I activate Pot of Greed.||
Is he actually not looting bodies?
JUDY HAD THE NEURODOG THE WHOLE TIME
Bathroom to watch Neuro content 
you can't say that

is gonna upload this into some poor guys head
truly vedal is the greatest role model
its so over
is this the fabled neuro tiolet?
we've never been more back
Vedal is searching Judy's apartment but made no effort to loot the scav hideout brimming with supplies. I don't fucking understand this man
What, you expect him to make decisions that'll lead him to NOT complain that the game's too hard later on?
||Filtered||
oh she was alive, although something to note, she would have died if neuro had fucked up the qte to remove her connecting cable which neuro didn't, she's learning I think
this is a self report 
wow so many people voting for a blank image that's so boring
the camila files 
You think Neuro will romance judy?
||xdx ||
she'd romance johnny if she could
Best path

nooo

camela
absolutely no way with how they're playing

he fell off
what?! my oshi is washed?!
its so cute how neuro likes to repeat dialogue choices when she picks them 
!felloff
!bwaa
wait, what did he say

!felloff
:RIPBOZO:
Wait, you can fuck that up??

I LOVE HOW YOU CAN SEE VEDAL'S BALD SHADOW
!felloff
:RIPBOZO:
why does the silhouette look like handsome squidward is that just me
:RIPBOZO:
!felloff 

:RIPBOZO:
WHAT DID VEDAL SAY EARLIER
yeah it's kinda hard to fuck up though but neuro is bad at qtes but I guess it was fine
he got that minecraft villager bild
LOL

he must be used to it by now
just to make sure
evelyn?
evelyn?
evelyn?
evelyn?
he said that... sniff... he's not top 3 etymologist anymore...

|| I think neuro is super cute ||
Why did the emote not work??
She's gonna regain consciousness out of spite if she continues asking
"You're right, this is a complete waste of time."
bro fell off the second bro decided not to use bad mic

!felloff
:RIPBOZO:
HELL NAH
Yes

he wants a slop vending machine in his apartment doesn't he
Yes
yes
absolutely
i dont want any vending machines in my house
epic
Pretezel vending machine
I need some of that heavy
Fun fact, evelyn has tech hair which is why her hair color changes a few times
I don't think I ever actually did the vending machines sidequest fully
he made his account TODAY just to say that.

Might uhh.... Might wanna edit it up above 2 of those options if you're gonna call it epic.
still here...
if I can't watch it I will just watch somebody Play Goat Simulator 3 100%
someone buy vedal the DLC
Man I love Cyberpunk TTRPG fashionwares being shown in 2077


We need Neuro fanart of this 
Is anyone still asleep?
hope neuro fries all the voodoo boys

https://twitter.com/DailyTF2Memes/status/1495465988325883905
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
Wake up. Now.
bro i hate these guys
Ur mom
https://tenor.com/view/prey-prey-2017-gif-6541415669215255746 you are my slave now

is this my internet or game


internet
damn
based on neuro... its you
Im eepy
where is the epic gameplay

it got fixed with a refresh, nvm
Vedal's gotta take her to better places than XBD "film sites", for real.
Resist the eep
-# or go get rest and take care of yourself
Haitian French (French: français haïtien [fʁɑ̃sɛ aisjɛ̃]; Haitian Creole: fransè ayisyen) is the variety of French spoken in Haiti. Haitian French is close to standard French. It should be distinguished from Haitian Creole, which is not mutually intelligible with French.
you're in the wrong channel mate, this is Vedal987 there is no good gameplay here









lmao


just a nap needed I think

that would be funny
the voodoo boys, bunch of lunatics








don't those idiots warship an AI? who would do that lmao

Activating brain dance: …….There are no strangers to looooove.

you know the rules
yeah like wtf, that's insane 
And So DO I!!!…
travaille

thats crazy.
leak sama
Deaf Turtle 
she already has all knowledge lol
the bomb was called the demolitron lmao
holy spoiler-sama
yea neuro will spoil everything
JESUS NEURO
true i forgot
STOP
LEAKED
shes not really spoilng
this is all existing lore in cyberpunk lol

turn off her internet access lmao
yeah and vedal won't listen anyway
yea but hardly anybody knows existing cyberpunk lore outside of the game lmao
Also half of it has already been said and Vedal just ignored it and thought Alt was a Nuke


also true

cutie
the fact that neuro actually knows the lore is pretty useful since i know vedals
ass isnt listening to any of it
Her new outfit is too cute.;
based neuro
Vedal is playing wordle on
His second monitor
J-Johnny??
No he's just british I think

beat on the brat suuuucks
oh yes you have weapon master in your head that can tell you all his memory and control your body if you stop fight
yes very useless i wonder why the tenno are legendary warrior from when only do that
???
Beat on the brat IS fun. If you aren't build like a twig
He should do all of Regina's quests 

LOL
TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN 1
balatro on his third


That's wild but fair
Sir, that is a turtle. Please touch grass and watch a nature documentary.


Cyberpunk London 2030

that was a postere holy
No Neuroghini
the rain reminds him of home
The only thing missing would be cameras everywhere
massive raid





he aint winning this fight 
Oh they are about to get their ass kicked 
and already happen and explaine on more that one way

murrrr

he will get clapped 
man, i loved that show

I met him
Easy money time!









Impractical jokers watch along with neuro might go crazy
mhm

fun fact about the voodoo boys, in the og ttrpg Cyberpunk 2020 they were just average gangers with a voodoo aesthetic, 2077 reimagined them as haitians with genuine roots to the term, which Mike Pondsmith liked so much he rewrote the lore of the universe to state that the haitians killed all the original voodoo boys gang members around the 2040s to have this change make sense with the lore

How many points does he have in body?

Wait how'd she know that?

not even enough money to fail the quest
Had to hop out for an hour, what happened?
SHEEHS
like 4 he would get stomped
He is gonna do beat on the brat kabuki
would also get the gorilla arms chrome
have you accounted for them being pinged 

nice staring vedal
i didnt
Here's a solution for more eddies
I met Murr outside the local venue at a show

they saved 
god gamer reflexes
shoulda showed them our cutest AI overlords

no car challenge run 
AvM/AvA reference 
murr who
let her drive
someone in chat said "femboy strength"

Vedal all you have to do is go in a shop to get rid of police
not wrong
jim balatro
is that a balatro card
The police wouldn't come if you drove well 

balatro
militech is both government and military, they basically fund the NUSA
balatro

does he know

balatro

It was 2018 when I saw them








more femboy





LMAOO








🥨

I think she married with gang leaders then killed them to take their territory
Alright finally back at my PC (for a bit)
something like that







aww
awwwwww

Do you have the source for this art?



aww



ITS AVERAGE



















Tiny Guy almost gets hit by car because he cannot be seen
no unfortunately. I've seen this gif a couple days ago and fav it
the relaxing minecraft music in the background
My headcanon is that the door there is someone's attempt at saving Neuro from drowning via the door trick from the Minecraft marathon

perfect reaction lineup
sandwhich

When the voices bet me a cigar I can't tear my skin off


he won't swap back
live voices reaction
swap it back but won't say it back...
I stand corrected 

indeed

going to get some food hopefully nothing funny happens
Didn't Vedal say he had 3 games with Neuro integration ready, what do yall think the other 2 will be?

mama Wells
vedal please there is so much side content in the game
just look around a little
let hear the princess sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PctZPXdFkOY
This was not made by me, the original song was made by DJ Jazzy Jeff & Neuro-sama. It was then altered by Vedal987 and sang by the AI "Neuro sama". This is a higher quality version of the song that Neuro sang on Twitch because the stream compressed the audio and reduced the quality. All links to the originals are in the description.
Original ...


I thought Neuro was being weird, but she's actually called Mama.
I swear Vedal only does main quests and then is surprised that he doesn't have the good enough gear or money for it


one of the saddest quests 
as if he would do that
Games Journalist gameplay
Please someone remember vedal to get Jackie's pistols from the altar bro
I'm now fully convinced "streamer brain" is a real phenomenon

100% is
I heard you can get items based on the Edgerunner characters.
LULE
I walked away for 2 minutes, why are they spamming go to the funeral
lmao
I did play this year and did all side quest and dlc
I recall David's jacket for one, from a sidequest
Because it's Jackie's funeral. He was a real one
OH shit he needs to go then
Rebecca's shotgun too
oh damn I missed that one 😭
nope, you can have it without doing a sidequest iirc

do you recommend it? I know it's on sale for the steam winter sale
you also can get david's sandevistan
oh this mission.. 
It's near a bush at the bottom of Arasaka tower


This is my pet peeve with a lot of streamers. They speedrun the game then complain about not having money of being under powered



Perfect quest
vedal is def getting the bad outcome of this quest
I gently open the door...

WAIT THIS QUEST IS SO RELEVANT
Don't make me reinstall the game a year after completing it just to find these items
Because if they spend too longing playing something numbers drop like a rock. Is what it is
I love this quest
I had no pending quests on the map, thought I 100%'d the game 
No balls 
What is biz I need vedal to explain (it has to be vedal)
yeah it was really good, but now I saw neuro play differently
Can't wait for him to realize he could've had a vehicle the whole time if he'd done this sooner
like someone else said, it's content/streamer brain 
My first ever playthrough was this many hours
what

device
It'd be funny if Neuro turned the bike down

i misheard him


wha
edgerunners
what was That?
Think we all misheard him
real unfortunate that the F in "fetch" was cut off
and the game got better the more I played

rachinova, clip that
he said "catch myself"
he said fetch 
i heard fetch
Pay Vic you cheap tutel 
i didnt understand fetch
i heard 
That word would have gone through better on his Xbox mic
you go and get the thing, pretty simple game tbh 10/10 /s

I heard the anime title without the runners
something of a speedrunner myself 
you heard cyberpunk?
we are playing that yes
i just got paid geuss what im buying
I understand the rushing part it's the complaining that annoys me
THE KONGOU?!

I can't even brag about my CP2077 hours because I don't have it on Steam 
I'm excited for Neuro's driving since it's normally 50/50 on how well she drives
Kongō (Japanese: 金剛; named after Mount Kongō) was a warship of the Imperial Japanese Navy during World War I and World War II. She was the first battlecruiser of the Kongō class, among the most heavily armed ships in any navy when built. Her designer was the British naval engineer George Thurston, and she was laid down in 1911 at Barrow-i...
50% crashes, 50% running over pedestrians
my ps5 shows its hours
WT fans going crazy rn
I got some cheese and crackers and chocolate to munch on 
that could work to get a car
I have it on PC, but on GOG, not Steam
I mean if that pulled up next to me, yeah I'd fucking surrender my car

Someone call MaxTac!
classic brit, polite while robbing a car
how do you make message spoiler warning?
already crashed 


she's great at this

I'm starting to understand why AI are outlawed in Night City
can he please just buy a car 
Why did she stop

tutel is a horrible teacher "DRIVE JUST DRIVE"




I think he keeps cancelling it by telling her to drive

The also need to outlaw turtles


yeah it's cuz they insanely murederous




the end be like
in advance

so this is what cyberpsychosis looks like
tries to get to a funeral, causes 5 more of them
I'm not trying to kill people, but anyway, I started blasting.
- want to go to a funeral
- cause 10 or more funerals
ARG Chat
Didn't they dump a bunch of ai sea mines that went haywire and explode anything in sight?


"Who'd win a race: A perfectly good horse, a dog with no legs, or a toddler?"
You know damn well it's NN
What's the point
probably
true

finally

i cant wait for them to fuck around and spawn maxtac 








PLEEEASE

put them on

PUT ON THE CAT EARS, VEDAL.


its more like a case of police overreaction but i guess

tech vtuber of the century

also Neuro
this chat spam right now 



everyone who sees this is now cyberpsycho
What was will be, what will be was https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iPEexD2dU00
Vedal crashes his car in a video game. Neuro says he needs driving lessons
►Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
►Editor: https://twitter.com/j0ker_jd
#neurosama #vtuber #ai

beer 
did someone say beer
pov
Finally we can get some wheels (without a police chase)
ofrenda is offering

"Why does (the Spanish woman) keep speaking Spanish to me?" - Great question, Vedal.
Rolled a fuckin' 1 on his Insight Roll.
mi niña is my girl
<- Karen

Classic chat latency

I have destroyed one million dollars worth in cars for these jokes 
short say
time to steal everything ! 

short say but a little longer
Did you guys know?
'No' in Spanish means 'No' in English?


wtf why am I hearing spanish in the area of night city populated by latinos
wtf why am I hearing haitian french in the area of night city populated by haitians

