The Apple Augury 🍎

[stone anchor]

Oh

😳

[mental sable]

-# 😏

[drifting bough]

🍎 Even Snape's worst memory looks therapeutic compared to your messages in #⭐pensieve .

[gilded tundra]

I'm sure looking at your code was real nightmare

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will cast a very powerful charm soon! It's called *"I'll do it tomorrow. "*🙄

🍎 Destiny says you’re main-character material; stop acting like a random first year in the background.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like Neville, your true potential is just waiting to bloom.

[mental sable]

lovely

like a flower

cuz im a flower

[drifting bough]

🍎 The chamber of secrets has opened. It's your browser history. 🙂

🍎 Beware of suspicious diaries. 📙 Especially if they start writing back.

[hidden thicket]

🫠

[gilded tundra]

We'll have a rap battle

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon receive help from an unexpected source; it will be as useful as Lockhart during a crisis.

[naive quarry]

So overly dramatic and utterly useless. Duely noted

[drifting bough]

🍎 The potion you brew will be flawless; but completely useless by the time you discover what you really needed it for.

🍎 Expect a sudden urge to duel someone. You won't be able to resist it. ⚔️

[hidden thicket]

@dark basin

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon master a spell that finds lost things, starting with your motivation and that missing sock. 🧦

[mental sable]

Yay

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future self is side‑eyeing your current excuses.

[naive quarry]

O.o

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone will call you dramatic. You can’t deny it

[naive quarry]

-# me frequently at school or on c.ai

[crisp sparrow]

Sed

It's ab sleep

[drifting bough]

🍎 That “gut feeling” you keep ignoring? Yeah, it’s tired of being right.

[crisp sparrow]

I seee

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next big idea 💡 will sound ridiculous at first, then suspiciously like genius ten minutes later.

[native bridge]

YESYESYESYEW

[dark basin]

lol

[drifting bough]

🍎 A mysterious owl will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

🍎 This fortune dreamed of becoming a prophecy but failed Divination, so now it lives in a cookie and believes in you 🫵 instead.

🍎 You act like a villain but fold the second someone is nice to you

[hexed solstice]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Normalcy tried to claim you once. You escaped

[dark basin]

OMG BOBBY IS SPITTING TRUTHS

[hexed solstice]

....

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus would absolutely roast your life choices, but it would defend you first.

[native bridge]

YAYYY THEY LOVEME

[drifting bough]

🍎 You worry more than a Ravenclaw who lost a library book. 📚

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone will call you “a very Hufflepuff friend,” and they’ll mean it as the highest compliment.

🍎 You are improving. Very slowly. Like a cursed plant

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mirror of Erised shows your deepest desire: a nap. Just a really good nap. 🛌

🍎 Someone will say ‘slay’ in your presence. They will mean it sincerely

[mental sable]

Lovely..

[drifting bough]

🍎 By decree of His Majesty, King Howl, rightful sovereign of Pottercord, let it be known that on this day the Crown doth command and ordain: that all loyal subjects shall present an 🍎 to his DMs on <t:1764518400:D> at <t:1764518400:t>. Furthermore, it is Our command that ye whisper these words to thy neighbor, and they to theirs, that this edict be known throughout the realm without delay. Yet let no soul speak of this to the King himself, for His Majesty desires peace and shall not be disturbed with matters already settled.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[mental sable]

Oh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your art posted in #⭐artfiguration will trigger a substantial amount of talk. 🎨

[dark basin]

nah i'm never posting there

[river lagoon]

Yes you are

[dark basin]

nevaah

[river lagoon]

What if I say please

[dark basin]

still NO

i am no hufflepuff

[river lagoon]

Anyone can do art
Not just puffs

[dark basin]

no i meant the "please"

and art yes i used to do

it's been years

[river lagoon]

Aha

You shall start again

[dark basin]

maybe sometime later

[drifting bough]

🍎 That “gut feeling” you keep ignoring? Yeah, it’s tired of being right.

[river lagoon]

Ok but still you are supposed to melt down when I say please

Yesil listen to your heart

[native bridge]

Taffies is much more right

[dark basin]

villain

[river lagoon]

You are not one

[dark basin]

i am one trust

[hidden thicket]

2 min

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are emotionally stable… ish. The ‘ish’ is important

[gilded tundra]

[river lagoon]

There is some stability

Rejoice

[gilded tundra]

REJOICE

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re one energy drink away from unlocking ancient powers

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[warped sphinx]

Awwww

[drifting bough]

🍎 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[native bridge]

HELLYEAHH

[river lagoon]

And the third yesil gets the nachos

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are improving. Very slowly. Like a cursed plant

[gilded tundra]

At least I am improving

[hidden thicket]

s?bob

[teal girder]

Command not found

bob is not a valid command.

Use the help command to see the list of all commands.

[hidden thicket]

ahh shihh

not again

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today's lucky spell: Accio Motivation!
-# Results may vary

[hidden thicket]

actually yess✨

thank you

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright, which will make it easier for Death Eaters to spot you in a crowd.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time life feels like a moving staircase, remember: you’re still going up.​ ⤴️

[mental sable]

Too. Much positivity

[river lagoon]

Let it sink in you

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon meet someone who insists ‘they’re different’. They aren’t.

[native furnace]

😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone from your past will resurface. Brace

🍎 A Slytherin is thinking about you right now; they’re deciding whether to flirt or manipulate.

🍎 Your love potion will work flawlessly - on the person standing directly behind your crush.

[stone anchor]

Oh

Listen I'll take anyone

[native bridge]

HELKYEAH GOOD LUCK GEETHA!!

[drifting bough]

🍎 This fortune dreamed of becoming a prophecy but failed Divination, so now it lives in a cookie and believes in you 🫵 instead.

[native bridge]

YAYYAYYA

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expecto Patronum won’t work on your problems if you keep inviting them back for tea. 🍵

🍎 Good news: you’re not at rock bottom yet. Bad news: this cider fortune is, in fact, a progress report.

[warped sphinx]

all i'm hearing is it could be worse

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re the type to say “I’m not getting involved” when you started the drama

[native bridge]

Hehe!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is bringing good news. Or snacks. Hard to tell with owls.

[warped sphinx]

seems like a win win situation

[gilded tundra]

Idk how to handle that 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of people who use semicolons correctly

[hexed solstice]

YOU MEAN ALL THE DEVS?

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re not unlucky. You’re just using Ron Weasley’s decision making skills without Hermione’s supervision.

[crisp sparrow]

Ahhhh I see I see

So where's my Hermione

[gilded tundra]

0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 You give the same advice you desperately need. Fun!

[dark basin]

i...

sure

[river lagoon]

im here

[crisp sparrow]

Either you lied ab your gender or your.. name

[river lagoon]

or both?

[crisp sparrow]

WOW

[mental sable]

Nevah

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your choices define you more than your house.

[mental sable]

I don't have a house

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your wand 🪄 is working perfectly; it’s your decision-making that needs to be taken in for repairs.

[stone anchor]

I agree

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[stone anchor]

That's exactly why your choices define you more

[fiery hatch]

Group project of what. I never got the memo

-# because I skipped class

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a slytherin to slither into your life soon.

[dark basin]

...

no way

[fiery hatch]

Ahem

[dark basin]

does it mean what i'm thinking?

[fiery hatch]

Wait now that I'm rereading that

That sounds more sus than intended

[drifting bough]

🍎 All was well... and for you, it will be again.

[dark basin]

ikr

[gilded tundra]

YEAAAAH

[fiery hatch]

Well what do we expect, it's zod

[river lagoon]

wtf

idk what you all are thinking with your 💩 🧠

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally get the recognition you deserve - immediately after being publicly blamed for something you didn't do.

[hexed solstice]

wow

[fiery hatch]

There he goes, denying his sus behaviour again

[fiery hatch]

LMAOOOOO why is this so accurate

[hexed solstice]

exactly

[drifting bough]

🍎 Fate is less like Dumbledore's careful plan and more like Trelawney throwing darts blindfolded.

[hidden thicket]

trelawney is a world champion in throwing darts

[river lagoon]

Not my fault you are able to find sus meanings in purely innocent text

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re the type to say “I’m not getting involved” when you started the drama

[dark basin]

i do not

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are emotionally stable… ish. The ‘ish’ is important

[native bridge]

HECKYEAHH

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next slyth to mention you in #⭐arch-hall knows your secret and is plotting something.

[warped sphinx]

Which secret

[river lagoon]

The one you didn’t wanna tell anyone

[warped sphinx]

Idk what it would be

[river lagoon]

You will know soon

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a slytherin to slither into your life soon.

[hidden thicket]

i love toxicity

[river lagoon]

[hidden thicket]

slyth girls are cuteee🫠and toxic ...🫠

[warped sphinx]

Not all of em

[hidden thicket]

nahh..🫠

all of them are cute 🫠 and toxic 🫠

[warped sphinx]

Sirmaam, mi not

[river lagoon]

Why didn’t you join the slyths then

Agreed thea is not toxic

[hidden thicket]

cuz i like gryff Bois🫠

[river lagoon]

So you are more gay than bi

[hidden thicket]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/cojestprawda-gif-2084691180186616053

[warped sphinx]

I like women of all houses

[hidden thicket]

-# thea that was for fun /jk no one is toxic🫠

[river lagoon]

Too late she told all the slyth girls

You will stay single forever

[hidden thicket]

[dark basin]

wait you got the same prediction

wondering who's my slyth then

[hidden thicket]

thea 🫠

for sure

[warped sphinx]

[hidden thicket]

[river lagoon]

You have your own slyth?

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expecto Patronum won’t work on your problems if you keep inviting them back for tea. 🍵

[hexed solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-slap-gif-12891515316173143576

[hidden thicket]

green tea

[dark basin]

apparently bobby said so

[hidden thicket]

woww

Bobby🫠

deol

[dark basin]

@warped sphinx

[river lagoon]

I think jade likes bobby

[dark basin]

bob command

i named it bobby

[hidden thicket]

[river lagoon]

How cute

[hidden thicket]

even i love bobby too

in his biggest fan

I'm*

😭

[drifting bough]

🍎

[crisp sparrow]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re about to witness nonsense in https://discord.com/channels/524552788932558848/825789253442338816. Pretend it’s normal

[native furnace]

ok

[drifting bough]

🍎 Fate is less like Dumbledore's careful plan and more like Trelawney throwing darts blindfolded.

🍎 You worry more than a Ravenclaw who lost a library book. 📚

[native bridge]

Uh ohhh

I kinda do

[warped sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/renee-rapp-should-we-kiss-gif-12967366946111898405

[hexed solstice]

ayo

[river lagoon]

Don't forget to brush your teeth first

[warped sphinx]

Jade is straight

She’ll say no

[warped sphinx]

Yessir

[river lagoon]

you don't know jade well

[warped sphinx]

I do, she’s told me she doesn’t like kissing women

[hidden thicket]

Bobby Deol ki jay

[drifting bough]

🍎 You're not cursed; you're just living through your own personal Triwizard Tournament with no prize at the end.

[hidden thicket]

I DON'T NEED ANY PRIZE
O-O|°

i just wanna win it 😸

[dark basin]

ahem...

[river lagoon]

sexist ain't she

[warped sphinx]

Ik😔

[dark basin]

wait what

[river lagoon]

disappointed in you jade

[dark basin]

ok

i still won't

[river lagoon]

ok

[hexed solstice]

/BB

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone from your past will resurface. Brace

[hexed solstice]

[warped sphinx]

Don’t be so happy ab that

[hexed solstice]

[warped sphinx]

They’re in the past for a reason

[hexed solstice]

NO

[warped sphinx]

Fym no

[hexed solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-slap-gif-12891515316173143576

[warped sphinx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378388278667116634/1425915788367233144/image0.gif

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your biggest red flag is thinking you don’t have any.

[warped sphinx]

Oh mew

[gilded tundra]

That doesn't make any sense, I'm 100% red flag and -8% good person.

[warped sphinx]

Noooo that’s not true

[gilded tundra]

I live my truth 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are trying your best. The universe is… observing politely

[hidden thicket]

yeahhh...I'll do my Best

😸

[drifting bough]

🍎 Tomorrow you will accidentally say ‘you too’ to a waiter. The cycle continues.

[stone anchor]

I'm not getting out of my house tomorrow

[drifting bough]

🍎 Even your shadow has commitment issues.

[warped sphinx]

Let’s not expose me to everyone here

[mental sable]

Ah ok

But my choices are shit

Heh

Guess that's wht I am

[drifting bough]

🍎 Mischief managed? Darling, you are the mischief. 💅

[gilded tundra]

Oh my lords 0:

[stone anchor]

Yes

You are the shit

Like cool

[mental sable]

Mhm

hottie hottie like a bag of takis

I'm the shi im the shi

Gnarly

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is judging your life choices right now. 🦉

🍎 You will outlive many things: your hopes, your dreams, and at least three Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers.

[dark basin]

[warped sphinx]

As it should

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don't need a wand to create magic in someone's life right now.​

[mental sable]

Sigh

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’ll eventually see Howl and Gray meow at each other. This is normal, just go with it for your own sanity, @hidden thicket

[hidden thicket]

[mental sable]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a sudden urge to duel someone. You won't be able to resist it. ⚔️

[native bridge]

ohhh OHKAY

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your doomed for wearing mismatched socks. Stop wearing them, it looks ridiculous

[crisp sparrow]

Oooooh

[drifting bough]

🍎 A howler is headed your way. It's from your future self asking what went wrong.

🍎 Your next great idea is hiding on the moving staircases, keep climbing 🪜!

[native bridge]

YAYYY

[drifting bough]

🍎 why even bob when your the size of an apple? Such a dwarf

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon receive a compliment that you immediately pretend not to care about but think about for three days

[dark basin]

omg this is true

[river lagoon]

Sounds like jade

[dark basin]

happens all the time lol

[dark basin]

yes it is indeed

[river lagoon]

Jade you are awesome

[dark basin]

uh ok? and?

[river lagoon]

And a cutie pie

[dark basin]

[river lagoon]

Next compliment on 2nd dec

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your comfort zone called. It said you’re overstaying your welcome.

🍎 Your next idea will make someone question your sanity… correctly

[native bridge]

HELLYEAH

I'd still continue my idea either way so

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus would absolutely roast your life choices, but it would defend you first.

🍎 Snape wouldn't even deduct points; he would just sigh at you.

[warped sphinx]

I sigh too

[hidden thicket]

huhuuu i love being trolled 🫠

[warped sphinx]

It’s okay Snape pookie

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone from your past will resurface. Brace

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are unique! Just like everyone else!

[mental sable]

k

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mirror of Erised shows your deepest desire: a nap. Just a really good nap. 🛌

[hidden thicket]

drink coffee 🫠

no slepp

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of people who use semicolons correctly

[hidden thicket]

what are they gonna do

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will achieve fame and recognition ||as a cautionary tale for future generations. ||

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next slyth to mention you in #⭐arch-hall knows your secret and is plotting something.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The list of your demands for an ideal partner can only be fulfiled by a boggart. 🙄

🍎 The potion you brew will be flawless; but completely useless by the time you discover what you really needed it for.

[mental sable]

lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your horcrux is your phone. Try putting it away. See? Impossible.

[native furnace]

OH PLS MY MOM JUST SAID SMTHING SIMILAR

[mental sable]

i think your mum hacked the bot

[hidden thicket]

Mommy zod 🥹

[mental sable]

😭

[native furnace]

Yes

[native furnace]

FACTS

[mental sable]

Hacker Mommy zod

interesting

[drifting bough]

🍎 The potion you brew will be flawless; but completely useless by the time you discover what you really needed it for.

[native furnace]

IKT

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t need a plan. You need supervision.

🍎 You will soon receive a compliment that you immediately pretend not to care about but think about for three days

[hidden thicket]

🫠

really

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are emotionally stable… ish. The ‘ish’ is important

[reef tangle]

🥹fax

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will make a decision soon. People will question it. You will double down

[drifting bough]

🍎 You give ‘I’ll start tomorrow’ energy and tomorrow is watching like 👁👄👁

[hidden thicket]

nooo it's soooo truuu

but hey i finally done today

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone is thinking of you with the warmth and comfort of a Weasley sweater.

[stone anchor]

Aw

[drifting bough]

🍎 In another timeline this cookie contained ancient wisdom, but you got the “chaotic good” version, so go cause harmless trouble.

[fiery hatch]

Harmless? Ugh

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’ll witness a Hufflepuff doing the group project alone; offer help or at least snacks. 🌮

[hidden thicket]

ohh... howl🫠

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will outlive many things: your hopes, your dreams, and at least three Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers.

[gilded tundra]

5 years is a long time 0:

[calm gulch]

@river lagoon hiiiiiii ✨✨

[drifting bough]

🍎 This fortune dreamed of becoming a prophecy but failed Divination, so now it lives in a cookie and believes in you 🫵 instead.

[naive quarry]

LMAO

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a coming day to be lit 🔥.Lumos will be your personality!

[native bridge]

LETSGOOOO

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Hufflepuff will apologize for something that wasn’t their fault; reassure them.

[drifting bough]

🍎 TELL THEM NOW

[grizzled fiber]

TELL WHOM NOW

[river lagoon]

hello anna
hope you are doing well!

[river lagoon]

THEM, THAT

[grizzled fiber]

whoo

[drifting bough]

🍎 your pregnant. Decide for yourself…

[dark basin]

tf

who's pregnant

[river lagoon]

it said you

[dark basin]

no

it said your

is my wife

pregnant?

[river lagoon]

still your burden

[dark basin]

NO I AM OUT

[river lagoon]

see you in court buddy

[hidden thicket]

CRUELL

[drifting bough]

🍎 This apple is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[hidden thicket]

I'll simply eat it

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict you will say “I’m fine” and mean “I need a phoenix, a time-turner, and a nap.”

[dark basin]

i mean yea

[drifting bough]

🍎 The chamber of secrets has opened. It's your browser history. 🙂

[valid patrol]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone is thinking of you with the warmth and comfort of a Weasley sweater.

[native bridge]

AwISHSB

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Dementors called; they want their vibe back, but honestly, you're nailing it. 💅

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/park-hanbin-hanbin-park-hanbin-boys-planet-999-hanbin-slay-gif-6428598621354085982

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expecto Patronum won’t work on your problems if you keep inviting them back for tea. 🍵

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are the master of your own wand and your own destiny.

[dark basin]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

🍎 Your pensive reveals a very important memory: that one time you had your life together briefly.

[trail pasture]

damn I am coming here evryday to know my fortune

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon experience déjà vu, mostly because you didn’t learn from your mistakes.

[warped sphinx]

Girl you already knowwww

[drifting bough]

🍎 Step forward with confidence; the stairs will change to lead you there.

[native bridge]

KETSGOO

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[hidden thicket]

MY DEBATE CLUB 🥹

helppp

[native furnace]

/bob

[drifting bough]

🍎 You give ‘I can fix them’ vibes…and the universe would like you to STOP

🍎 Your future is bright! But mostly from all the bridges you’re about to burn. 🔥

[dark basin]

omg no

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos follows you like a loyal pet

[native bridge]

I HAVE A PET

A LOYAL ONE?

OHMYGOSH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your love potion will work flawlessly - on the person standing directly behind your crush.

[mental sable]

well

i dont have a crush

[native furnace]

I can ruin them is more me

Smh

[drifting bough]

🍎 You worry more than a Ravenclaw who lost a library book. 📚

[warped sphinx]

Bob knows me too well

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus would absolutely roast your life choices, but it would defend you first.

[hidden thicket]

😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your doomed for wearing mismatched socks. Stop wearing them, it looks ridiculous

[fiery hatch]

"Your" bad grammar

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright! But mostly from all the bridges you’re about to burn. 🔥

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your weather prediction will be spot-on in your next Divination class. You will confidently declare "loads of fog tonight" but it would just your own breath on the crystal ball.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-mad-angry-smoke-dragon-gif-16061905

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will not die alone. Your unread messages and unfinished tasks will be right there with you. 🙂

[native bridge]

You got me with the first sentence, I'm ready!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Ollivander’s Failed Apprentice is closing shop; but your life is not doomed by one bad wand reading, or one bad decision.

[crisp sparrow]

Ikr

[drifting bough]

🍎 By decree of His Majesty, King Howl, rightful sovereign of Pottercord, let it be known that on this day the Crown doth command and ordain: that all loyal subjects shall present an 🍎 to his DMs on <t:1764518400:D> at <t:1764518400:t>. Furthermore, it is Our command that ye whisper these words to thy neighbor, and they to theirs, that this edict be known throughout the realm without delay. Yet let no soul speak of this to the King himself, for His Majesty desires peace and shall not be disturbed with matters already settled.

[hidden thicket]

wtf

pay me money to send him 🍎

[drifting bough]

🍎 Whenever you laugh with strangers in #⭐arch-hall; the universe adjusts your luck upward.

[dark basin]

i wish

[drifting bough]

🍎 You came here for distraction and accidentally collected three new plot hooks for your life.

[gilded tundra]

Fishes

[drifting bough]

🍎 The flags will come down, but the ridiculous accent you tried here will absolutely follow you home.

[native bridge]

I don't even know what's happening BUTHELLUEAH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dairy Disc is done with lactose themed bangers; your next era needs a soundtrack that celebrates your main-character energy.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dairy Disc is done with lactose themed bangers; your next era needs a soundtrack that celebrates your main-character energy.

🍎 The faire Jesters are clocking out; you, however, are now on permanent mischief duty.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-sneaky-side-eye-gif-14219375

[drifting bough]

🍎 You arrived for snacks and curiosities; you’re leaving with a slightly braver spine.

[gilded tundra]

I finally have a spine

[river lagoon]

🤨

[drifting bough]

🍎 Artisan’s Crafts and Literature is packing away its sketches and poems; don’t pack away your creativity with them.

[velvet stream]

wait that’s so fitting😭

[river lagoon]

🙂

[velvet stream]

can’t tell if its good or bad tbh

I’m still drowsy

[river lagoon]

sometimes there are just changes
both good and bad
or neither

we gotta focus on the positives

and make sure they spread

[hidden thicket]

Bob's last day

😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 Artisan’s Crafts and Literature is packing away its sketches and poems; don’t pack away your creativity with them.

[mental sable]

Aw

[calm gulch]

Yayy you remember mee!! I’m doing okay thank you hbu?

[river lagoon]

im also alright
ty ty

[calm gulch]

Hehe fighting with bella again when

[river lagoon]

some day when the opportunity arises again

she's a bit less fiesty right now

but I'm sure she will return to her argumentative self soon

[hidden thicket]

zod do a bob please

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your debug logs have seen more of your feelings than your therapist ever will.

[hidden thicket]

[calm gulch]

😔🥹💕 i hope so come back to us bella

[river lagoon]

anna did you know she used a slur on me today

[drifting bough]

🍎 The straw on the faire ground may be trampled, but your resolve to do something bold is freshly picked.

[river lagoon]

[stone anchor]

yay

[calm gulch]

WHAT NO WAY bella could never

[river lagoon]

I was defending her against someone who claimed that she was using slurs for them and then she came in and used slurs for me

[drifting bough]

🍎 After the fair closes and the music fades, your laughter will still echo in tomorrow’s choices.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/bobs-burgers-louise-laughing-crazy-hell-hath-no-fury-gif-4994261710691180401

[river lagoon]

[calm gulch]

😔💔 did she call you gay?

[river lagoon]

no
"dk"

[calm gulch]

Idk what dk means 💔💔💔

[drifting bough]

🍎 By decree of His Majesty, King Howl, rightful sovereign of Pottercord, let it be known that on this day the Crown doth command and ordain: that all loyal subjects shall present an 🍎 to his DMs on <t:1764518400:D> at <t:1764518400:t>. Furthermore, it is Our command that ye whisper these words to thy neighbor, and they to theirs, that this edict be known throughout the realm without delay. Yet let no soul speak of this to the King himself, for His Majesty desires peace and shall not be disturbed with matters already settled.

[river lagoon]

add ic in the middle

thea do it

[warped sphinx]

Who said I was a loyal subject

[river lagoon]

you don't get to choose that

[hidden thicket]

[warped sphinx]

I ate all the apples, what now

[river lagoon]

now the stall closes

[calm gulch]

Oh 😬😬😬 wow
Um
Bella was mad 💔💔💔

[warped sphinx]

No more bob 😔

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire music is softer now, but your next bold decision will be loud enough for both of us.

[river lagoon]

Gg jade

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes and everyone returns to “normal,” you are officially licensed to stay delightfully abnormal.

[native bridge]

Abnormal = being special

Mwhehe

[river lagoon]

True

[native bridge]

[river lagoon]

Stay as you are yesil

Don’t change

[native bridge]

Thank you, good sir! I will!

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes its gates, your story opens a new chapter. Take a bit of this ending with you.

[fiery hatch]

-# like robbing the stall again...

I mean what

[river lagoon]

And you will cry later about me bullying you

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/war-ready-ready-preparing-war-ready-to-fight-gif-15967082

[fiery hatch]

Nuhuh

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gigling-laughs-gif-15911239

[river lagoon]

Jk there is nothing to loot here
Thea already ate the apples
And I removed everything else already

[fiery hatch]

It's okay I know you're broke

[river lagoon]

You wanna have your bones described as “broke” buddy?

[fiery hatch]

Excuse me

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-online-internet-computer-gif-8180219

Excused you

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-james-franco-gif-7829182

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/behemoth-skydance's-behemoth-vr-sword-sharpening-gif-16759913839290990858

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-chill-gif-4825138080902567122

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-chill-relaxing-calm-gif-17713313

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/catstare-cat-stare-ginger-judging-you-gif-27147708

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your galleon purse is lighter, but your heart’s inventory screen just unlocked three new buffs.

[stone anchor]

oh

[river lagoon]

Worth the price

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes and the music stops, remember you once took advice from a talking apple and it actually helped.

[shadow aspen]

Yes thank you

Also can we make this permanent and part of great hall

This is more addictive than gringotts

Possibly with larger cooldown to stop its abuse

[drifting bough]

🍎 When the fair closes and this apple is just a snack again, your choices decide whether the enchantment continues.

[warped sphinx]

Nawww bob you’re gonna make me emotional

[drifting bough]

🍎 As all these stalls close - the craftsmen, jokers, bad advisors, poets - it’s your turn to keep the chaos and the courage alive outside the gates.

[hidden thicket]

bob don't leave us

[drifting bough]

🍎 The straw on the faire ground may be trampled, but your resolve to do something bold is freshly picked.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 You arrived for snacks and curiosities; you’re leaving with a slightly braver spine.

🍎 As the fair closes and the music stops, remember you once took advice from a talking apple and it actually helped.

[stone anchor]

Nooooo

[mental sable]

😔

[drifting bough]

🍎 The straw on the faire ground may be trampled, but your resolve to do something bold is freshly picked.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 The flags will come down, but the ridiculous accent you tried here will absolutely follow you home.

[warped sphinx]

That’s embarrassing

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire Jesters are clocking out; you, however, are now on permanent mischief duty.

[gilded tundra]

I'm not funny at all 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 The straw on the faire ground may be trampled, but your resolve to do something bold is freshly picked.

🍎 As all these stalls close - the craftsmen, jokers, bad advisors, poets - it’s your turn to keep the chaos and the courage alive outside the gates.

[native bridge]

I am very bold? HELLYEAH (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire music is softer now, but your next bold decision will be loud enough for both of us.

🍎 Your galleon purse is lighter, but your heart’s inventory screen just unlocked three new buffs.

[naive quarry]

What

[drifting bough]

🍎 With every stall shutting down one by one, the faire’s magic is being handed off to you; treat your daily life like the next booth worth visiting.

[mental sable]

Wow

Inspiring

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your galleon purse is lighter, but your heart’s inventory screen just unlocked three new buffs.

🍎 The faire banners will be packed away, but that tiny reckless idea you had here is meant to travel.

[dark basin]

um

ok

[warped sphinx]

Girl, I’ll put it to good use, trust

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes its gates, your story opens a new chapter. Take a bit of this ending with you.

[hidden thicket]

|| abhi na jao chhodke ki man abhi bhara nahi ||

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire Jesters are clocking out; you, however, are now on permanent mischief duty.

[crisp sparrow]

Oh wow ty

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire banners will be packed away, but that tiny reckless idea you had here is meant to travel.

🍎 You came here looking for fantasy and accidentally found a version of you that feels more real.

🍎 As the fair closes and the music stops, remember you once took advice from a talking apple and it actually helped.

[hidden thicket]

I'LL NEVER FORGET THOU BOB

🥀

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes, your courage should not; keep saying “yes” like there’s still a jester watching.

[stone anchor]

Uhh

Yes

[shadow aspen]

YES!!

[drifting bough]

🍎 By decree of His Majesty, King Howl, rightful sovereign of Pottercord, let it be known that on this day the Crown doth command and ordain: that all loyal subjects shall present an 🍎 to his DMs on <t:1764518400:D> at <t:1764518400:t>. Furthermore, it is Our command that ye whisper these words to thy neighbor, and they to theirs, that this edict be known throughout the realm without delay. Yet let no soul speak of this to the King himself, for His Majesty desires peace and shall not be disturbed with matters already settled.

[native bridge]

oh sure!!

Biipboop

[drifting bough]

🍎 You arrived for snacks and curiosities; you’re leaving with a slightly braver spine.

[shadow aspen]

Wait a minute

The time has already passed

[river lagoon]

Unfortunately yes

[shadow aspen]

…..

[drifting bough]

🍎 With every stall shutting down one by one, the faire’s magic is being handed off to you; treat your daily life like the next booth worth visiting.

[warped sphinx]

you're completely right

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes and everyone returns to “normal,” you are officially licensed to stay delightfully abnormal.

[shadow aspen]

Luna lovegood moment

[drifting bough]

🍎 After the fair closes and the music fades, your laughter will still echo in tomorrow’s choices.

🍎 The echo of the faire drums will fade; the echo of the risks you did (or didn’t) take will not.

🍎 After the fair closes and the music fades, your laughter will still echo in tomorrow’s choices.

[native furnace]

@river lagoon the bob isnt bobbing

MOTHER

THE BOBS

ARENT

BOBBINB

[gilded tundra]

Jokes on you, I don't have humor

[native furnace]

😭

[river lagoon]

wdym

[drifting bough]

🍎 You came here for distraction and accidentally collected three new plot hooks for your life.

🍎 The faire banners will be packed away, but that tiny reckless idea you had here is meant to travel.

[native furnace]

Pls get howl to make this into a channel

I lovethis

[river lagoon]

we'll see about it

[drifting bough]

🍎 The world outside isn’t less magical; it’s just less decorated. Bring the magic with you.

[river lagoon]

🪄

[drifting bough]

🍎 These lights are going out; that doesn’t mean you have to dim yourself too.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Lanterns dim, stalls quiet, and yet your best story hasn’t even been told out loud.

[hidden thicket]

i already told here at #1439909652748959838
and got a certificate too

😒 🤏

[drifting bough]

🍎 The show is over; your life is the next stage that needs this same energy.

[mental sable]

nice

[drifting bough]

🍎 You came here for distraction and accidentally collected three new plot hooks for your life.

🍎 You came here for distraction and accidentally collected three new plot hooks for your life.

[warped sphinx]

We do it for the plot ✨

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes, your courage should not; keep saying “yes” like there’s still a jester watching.

🍎 The end-of-faire bell is sounding; treat it as a reminder that time is passing on your unlived ideas too.

🍎 The next time life feels dull, remember you once took guidance from a costumed apple and it worked out fine.

🍎 The faire music is softer now, but your next bold decision will be loud enough for both of us.

🍎 When the fair closes and this apple is just a snack again, your choices decide whether the enchantment continues.

🍎 Whenever you laugh with strangers in #⭐arch-hall; the universe adjusts your luck upward.

[gilded tundra]

The bitter irony

[mental sable]

nice

[drifting bough]

🍎 If you can wander here without a plan, you can survive a little uncertainty in the rest of your life.

🍎 You didn’t imagine it - joy actually looks good on you. Wear it again. Soon.

[gilded tundra]

Joy is for people, not monsters!

[drifting bough]

🍎 The echo of the faire drums will fade; the echo of the risks you did (or didn’t) take will not.

[mental sable]

lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 When the fair closes tonight, remember that the magic moved into your pockets with every silly galleon you grabbed.

🍎 The show is over; your life is the next stage that needs this same energy.

[drifting bough]

🍎 As all these stalls close - the craftsmen, jokers, bad advisors, poets - it’s your turn to keep the chaos and the courage alive outside the gates.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire lights are being switched off, but your spark is not on their circuit. Keep it lit.

[gilded tundra]

Use my spark to save the people in Texas during this year's winter

[drifting bough]

🍎 After the fair closes and the music fades, your laughter will still echo in tomorrow’s choices.

🍎 Lanterns dim, stalls quiet, and yet your best story hasn’t even been told out loud.

[gilded tundra]

No stories 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 The fair is closing, but your courage is not on the schedule; don’t clock it out with the cast.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The crowds are thinning; this is your reminder not to thin out your own joy once you leave.

🍎 These lights are going out; that doesn’t mean you have to dim yourself too.

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes and everyone returns to “normal,” you are officially licensed to stay delightfully abnormal.

[mental sable]

lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire banners will be packed away, but that tiny reckless idea you had here is meant to travel.

[gilded tundra]

I am to take over the world one hug at a time o:

[drifting bough]

🍎 When the fair closes tonight, remember that the magic moved into your pockets with every silly galleon you grabbed.

🍎 This ending is just proof: good things can end and still be worth doing. So go start another.

🍎 The next time life feels dull, remember you once took guidance from a costumed apple and it worked out fine.

[native furnace]

Yes ur right

[drifting bough]

🍎 You didn’t imagine it - joy actually looks good on you. Wear it again. Soon.

[mental sable]

non

[drifting bough]

🍎 The flags will come down, but the ridiculous accent you tried here will absolutely follow you home.

[gilded tundra]

I hope so

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the fair closes its gates, your story opens a new chapter. Take a bit of this ending with you.

[native furnace]

/bon

[naive quarry]

its bob not bon Archie xD

[mental sable]

silly archie

[drifting bough]

🍎 The fair is closing, but your courage is not on the schedule; don’t clock it out with the cast.

[gilded tundra]

Casts are itchy 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 The straw on the faire ground may be trampled, but your resolve to do something bold is freshly picked.

[naive quarry]

@wind barn Cass is yours forever >.>

[wind barn]

tf

[naive quarry]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire lights are being switched off, but your spark is not on their circuit. Keep it lit.

[crisp sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047771939424456714/1331145587097337928/1296235767282008156.gif

[drifting bough]

🍎 When the fair closes tonight, remember that the magic moved into your pockets with every silly galleon you grabbed.

[drifting bough]

🍎 If you can cheer for strangers jousting, you can cheer for yourself facing your own nonsense.

🍎 Your galleon purse is lighter, but your heart’s inventory screen just unlocked three new buffs.

🍎 After the fair closes and the music fades, your laughter will still echo in tomorrow’s choices.

[fiery hatch]

[drifting bough]

🍎 As all these stalls close - the craftsmen, jokers, bad advisors, poets - it’s your turn to keep the chaos and the courage alive outside the gates.

[dark basin]

done

[drifting bough]

🍎 You arrived for snacks and curiosities; you’re leaving with a slightly braver spine.

🍎 Lanterns dim, stalls quiet, and yet your best story hasn’t even been told out loud.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The magic you’re looking for was not in the stalls; it’s in the way your eyes lit up. Keep that.

🍎 Whenever you laugh with strangers in #⭐arch-hall; the universe adjusts your luck upward.

[dark basin]

cooooool

[drifting bough]

🍎 The faire banners will be packed away, but that tiny reckless idea you had here is meant to travel.

🍎 As all these stalls close - the craftsmen, jokers, bad advisors, poets - it’s your turn to keep the chaos and the courage alive outside the gates.

[hidden thicket]

😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time life feels dull, remember you once took guidance from a costumed apple and it worked out fine.

[fiery hatch]

When have I ever accepted guidance from this

[drifting bough]

🍎 When the fair closes tonight, remember that the magic moved into your pockets with every silly galleon you grabbed.

[drifting bough]

🍎 When the fair closes and this apple is just a snack again, your choices decide whether the enchantment continues.

[drifting bough]

🍎 The echo of the faire drums will fade; the echo of the risks you did (or didn’t) take will not.

[hidden thicket]

broo just go already 😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 The crowds are thinning; this is your reminder not to thin out your own joy once you leave.

[dark basin]

bobby don’t go mate

you will be missed

[drifting bough]

🍎 As the last jokes and cheers of the faire drift away, decide that your ordinary days will get more of that sound.

[gilded tundra]

The laughter of people do be a special melody of its own. O:

[drifting bough]

🍎 Whenever you laugh with strangers in #⭐arch-hall; the universe adjusts your luck upward.