The Apple Augury 🍎

[warped sphinx]

NOW

[drifting bough]

🍎 Snape wouldn't even deduct points; he would just sigh at you.

[gilded tundra]

Everyone does

[river lagoon]

Ask yourself do teachers study at their own schools

[warped sphinx]

I DONT MEW

[warped sphinx]

I think you’re just afraid of what bob will say

[gilded tundra]

Give yourself time 0:

[warped sphinx]

I could never

[crisp sparrow]

What bad thing have I ever done to you zod...
Why do you think I'm not nice

Actually not just you..y'all are like this

💔💔

[gilded tundra]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Tomorrow you will accidentally say ‘you too’ to a waiter. The cycle continues.

[gilded tundra]

Always

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your existence confuses fate and entertains destiny

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally be able to use the patronus charm successfully but your patronus will appear, see your responsibilities and nope out very quickly.

[river lagoon]

you are right

but as a true gryff I must face my fears

[drifting bough]

🍎 You wanted “light entertainment,” and instead created a roast generator with uptime.

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good news: something great is coming. Bad news: you’ll be weird about it

[gilded tundra]

Neat 0:

[river lagoon]

sometimes I wonder if you are not self aware
or you are gaslighting
or maybe you dabble between the two

[crisp sparrow]

I'm not gaslighting
I'm js irritated w some stuff

Nvm

[river lagoon]

are you ok

[gilded tundra]

Would you like to talk about it, love? :C

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone who hasn’t said it yet is proud of you

[river lagoon]

surprising

[hidden thicket]

thenk uuu

atleast there is a someone

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus would absolutely roast your life choices, but it would defend you first.

[native bridge]

HELLYEAHHH

[river lagoon]

you will be saved!

[native bridge]

I LOVE MY OWL PATRONUS

[warped sphinx]

OMG ZOD YOU DID IT

[river lagoon]

-# at the cost of mental health

[warped sphinx]

My sincerest apologies

[river lagoon]

oh that was meant for yesil's forune

[warped sphinx]

OH

MB

IM SLOW

[river lagoon]

dw it was bad message timing

[river lagoon]

@proper cypress

[proper cypress]

Yay

[warped sphinx]

Next time just say he’s probably scared to do it or doesn’t dare do it and he most likely will

[proper cypress]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A mysterious owl will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

[dark basin]

-# eh

[river lagoon]

OR you could just ask nicely and I would do it as it happened this time

[river lagoon]

pay up jade

[dark basin]

but...

i am broke

[warped sphinx]

You said you wouldn’t when I asked

[river lagoon]

aw shit that sucks
I will waive your fee this time

[river lagoon]

I was trying to explain you the risks and implications

maybe the universe would have collapsed

maybe the magic would have exploded

who knows

But I thought I should take the risk just for your happiness

[warped sphinx]

Awww you’re so sweet to me

[river lagoon]

so are you

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time you trip in public, pretend it was a practice run for a Quidditch dive; people will believe you. 😉

[stone anchor]

I see

[river lagoon]

hi geetha

[drifting bough]

🍎 TELL THEM NOW

[dark basin]

-# tell who what?

[river lagoon]

You know who

You know what

You know what burdens you

[dark basin]

nothing burdens me

no who no what

[river lagoon]

Because you are that strong??

[dark basin]

ripped yes

strong also ye

[river lagoon]

respect

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next big idea 💡 will sound ridiculous at first, then suspiciously like genius ten minutes later.

[warped sphinx]

What’s new ✨

[river lagoon]

Theathegenuis

[warped sphinx]

Obviously

My new name from now on

[river lagoon]

oh yeah about that

why do you have nike

[warped sphinx]

Ask the guy who chose it for me

[river lagoon]

who

[warped sphinx]

I was Dracula’s girlfriend, but then she broke up with me and I was like “gimme a new username” and boom

[warped sphinx]

Marko, he was in here, but left a month or 2 ago

[river lagoon]

ah I see

man you are both genius and strong

TheaStrongGenius

how about that

[hidden thicket]

hmm

it's time

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware: your owl is gossiping about your search history with the other owls at the Post Office. 📬

[hidden thicket]

[warped sphinx]

Naww I’m not that great

[warped sphinx]

I feel like people will think I’m egocentric

[river lagoon]

True true

[warped sphinx]

Thanks for the suggestion tho, it was very sweet

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like a Phoenix, you will rise from recent challenges brighter and stronger than before. 🔥

[native bridge]

YAYAYAYAYAY

[drifting bough]

🍎 why even bob when your the size of an apple? Such a dwarf

[native furnace]

ok

zod do u hate me

what are these bobs

[river lagoon]

Lmao that wasn't me

Even I feel it's mean

[native furnace]

yk i will still blame u

[native furnace]

ironically i get called a giant

and ladies in my class use me to fix ac flaps

💔

[river lagoon]

Wtf

[native furnace]

[river lagoon]

Tallchie

The ladies be swooning at ya

[native furnace]

midchi

[native furnace]

i be swooning for the ladies 😔 not the other way around

they're straighter than me

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like a Phoenix, you will rise from recent challenges brighter and stronger than before. 🔥

[native furnace]

im straight like a circle

[stone anchor]

Aw

[river lagoon]

Ooh

[native furnace]

GEEE

Hi

:3

[stone anchor]

Hi

[native furnace]

i like swoning from afar ✨

help i ant slepl

[river lagoon]

Maybe some day some cute guy will ask you to fix the ac flaps

[stone anchor]

Archieee

[native furnace]

geeethaa

[native furnace]

i make guys do chores for me 😔

OH YEAH WE HAD A SHOOT YESTERDAY

and this dude from my class [he acted for the shoot] he looked so cute and dumb in the apron i actually cried

[stone anchor]

Hru

[river lagoon]

[native furnace]

💅

[native furnace]

sick

in both good way snd bad way

HRU

[stone anchor]

I'm gooddd

I hope you get better soonn

[native furnace]

u sound tired

what hapend

[stone anchor]

I am I just got back from college lol

[native furnace]

i keep forgetting ur in clg

kids grow so fast these days

sighing i smoke my cigar

[stone anchor]

Hahaha

[native furnace]

i hope clg treats u generously

🫂

tc

[stone anchor]

U too my love

I'm gonna go have a shower to wake me up and get college diseases off me

[native furnace]

YES QUEEN

[stone anchor]

Byee

Cu soon

[native furnace]

cyaaa <3

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[dark basin]

eh lies

[river lagoon]

You do you do

[dark basin]

NO

[river lagoon]

Jade you are a good person
accept it

[dark basin]

NUH UH
never

[river lagoon]

forever and ever

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/die-die-die-did-you-die-stab-knife-gif-1836102817065614305

[river lagoon]

Are you alright jade

Do you need a hug

[dark basin]

[river lagoon]

[hidden thicket]

she is kind

I always knew it

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-13392138837084579216

[river lagoon]

You can learn from her

[hidden thicket]

sir I'm #2 the most kind person

[hidden thicket]

u ain't bella 😒

[river lagoon]

Are there 2 people on the list

[hidden thicket]

[dark basin]

booli

[hidden thicket]

bully*

😸

[river lagoon]

Bella's fame is everywhere

[hidden thicket]

yeahh lolll

[dark basin]

no booli

[gilded tundra]

[hidden thicket]

go learn some spellings 😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright. You? Not so much. Get some sleep

[dark basin]

...

it's barely my sleep time

https://tenor.com/view/的9-gif-12565004940729182637

[river lagoon]

You can still get rest

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will gain the power you've always wanted ||along with the curse that comes with it.||

[hidden thicket]

I'll welcome both

of them

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware: your owl is gossiping about your search history with the other owls at the Post Office. 📬

[gilded tundra]

I do like looking at pictures of nebula 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 At least when everything goes up in flames, you’ll finally have that warm, cozy feeling inside.

[native bridge]

HELLYEAHH

ILOVE BEING WARM

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are emotionally stable… ish. The ‘ish’ is important

[warped sphinx]

That’s better than I thought

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will mishear something and respond confidently… and incorrectly

[dark basin]

ehhhh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next bold idea will look a bit Slytherin, sound a bit Ravenclaw, and feel very Gryffindor, and that’s your magic. ✨

[gilded tundra]

Doesn't sound like me at all o:

[drifting bough]

🍎 You act like a villain but fold the second someone is nice to you

🍎 You’re about to witness nonsense in https://discord.com/channels/524552788932558848/825789253442338816. Pretend it’s normal

🍎 You are unique! Just like everyone else!

[mental sable]

Aw ty

[river lagoon]

This is so true

[dark basin]

no it is not shush

[river lagoon]

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-little-girl-annoyed-cute-gif-13212490

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future self is side‑eyeing your current excuses.

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/catwait-cat-wagging-tail-gif-15164511416751561383

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will send a message, immediately regret it, and pretend you’re fine

[stone anchor]

I always do that

[mental sable]

Omg same

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Howler from someone on this server says: hydrate or face consequences. 💧
-# It’s Jen

[mental sable]

Hush

No

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is judging your life choices right now. 🦉

🍎 One day you'll look back and laugh… like how Voldemort laughed right before things went poorly for him.

[hidden thicket]

meh..

[gilded tundra]

I think you're nice 0:

[dark basin]

hehe but not "kind"

[gilded tundra]

I don't knooooow

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of suspicious diaries. 📙 Especially if they start writing back.

🍎 Snape wouldn't even deduct points; he would just sigh at you.

🍎 A mysterious owl will deliver your next fortune... along with a bill for owl postage. 🦉

[fiery hatch]

It'll go in my pile of bills I keep my closet

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t make mistakes, you make plots

[gilded tundra]

Devious 0:

[fiery hatch]

Don't know how or why though

[warped sphinx]

I do, you’re just amazing like that ✨

[fiery hatch]

Omg Thea

[fiery hatch]

No u

[warped sphinx]

you’re making me blushhh

[warped sphinx]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next adventure will involve a suspiciously large amount of butterbeer. 🍻

[mental sable]

lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 You did not ‘wake up and choose violence.’ Violence woke up and chose YOU.

[gilded tundra]

Yes

[mental sable]

lmao 😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your current bill for using this service so far is $3694 in galleons. Please make the payment to continue. 💸

🍎 You are someone's absolute favorite kind of magic.

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/diva-audrey-nethery-say-what-feeling-it-gif-11815241

[drifting bough]

🍎 Go tell someone you love that you love them. Now!

[stone anchor]

@mental sable ❤️

[mental sable]

🫣😳😊

[drifting bough]

🍎 Tomorrow you will accidentally say ‘you too’ to a waiter. The cycle continues.

🍎 Prefects have their eyes on you, @stone anchor

[stone anchor]

Wha

Hello there?

[drifting bough]

🍎 Even your shadow has commitment issues.

[drifting bough]

🍎

[native furnace]

Ik i am

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict you will say “I’m fine” and mean “I need a phoenix, a time-turner, and a nap.”

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mirror of Erised shows your deepest desire: a nap. Just a really good nap. 🛌

🍎 In another timeline this cookie contained ancient wisdom, but you got the “chaotic good” version, so go cause harmless trouble.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today's lucky spell: Accio Motivation!
-# Results may vary

[native bridge]

YAYAYAYAYAYA

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will find something you thought you lost. Spoiler: it was in the obvious place

[gilded tundra]

Right in front of my face

[drifting bough]

🍎 One day everything will make sense. Today is not that day. Tomorrow doesn’t look great either. Day after, the day after that....uhh let's just wait for it ok? ok!

🍎 Your next bold idea will look a bit Slytherin, sound a bit Ravenclaw, and feel very Gryffindor, and that’s your magic. ✨

[hidden thicket]

I'll grind hard lesssgooo

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars aligned once for you. Then it saw what you did an unaligned.

[river lagoon]

Admire your patience

[hexed solstice]

and*

they*

so many typos

[stone anchor]

This is why they unaligned

[hexed solstice]

...

[river lagoon]

geetha you are magical ✨

[stone anchor]

Thanks

[river lagoon]

Saitama is also magical

But it’s dark magic

[hexed solstice]

😭

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-akshay-kumar-gif-11845147465463478047

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe is trying to send you signs. You keep muting notifications.

[native bridge]

HECKYEAHH DND MODE!!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like a Phoenix, you will rise from recent challenges brighter and stronger than before. 🔥

[crisp sparrow]

Nth serious it's ok.. but ty MEWW ❤️

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time life feels like a moving staircase, remember: you’re still going up.​ ⤴️

[warped sphinx]

Yuh

[hidden thicket]

s?t

[hidden thicket]

ohhh shihh

sorry

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-9770320983618091009

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright! But mostly from all the bridges you’re about to burn. 🔥

[hexed solstice]

wtf

[river lagoon]

Saitama

I got a gif for you

https://tenor.com/view/aag-laga-di-anu-malik-gif-21433760

[drifting bough]

🍎 You give ‘I’ll start tomorrow’ energy and tomorrow is watching like 👁👄👁

[hidden thicket]

so trueee

but I'll really start Tommorow 🫠i promise

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your doomed for wearing mismatched socks. Stop wearing them, it looks ridiculous

[warped sphinx]

I never do

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally be able to use the patronus charm successfully but your patronus will appear, see your responsibilities and nope out very quickly.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good news: you’re not at rock bottom yet. Bad news: this cider fortune is, in fact, a progress report.

[hexed solstice]

.....

[hexed solstice]

wow

[drifting bough]

🍎 The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[stone anchor]

Right

[river lagoon]

Fortunately you are neither a bird nor a mouse

[stone anchor]

Indeed

I'm a snek

[drifting bough]

🍎 Normalcy tried to claim you once. You escaped

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-gif-10031223162004539162

[river lagoon]

Congrats on the escape?

[mental sable]

TY?

I am so late

Byee

[river lagoon]

Bye mely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good news: something great is coming. Bad news: you’ll be weird about it

🍎 Your future is bright, but mostly because of screen time.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-white-persian-guardian-why-gif-10371245960573455153

[warped sphinx]

I’m trying to lower it 😔

[hidden thicket]

loll

[river lagoon]

I support you!

[warped sphinx]

Thanks Zod

[drifting bough]

🍎 The person you stalk on instagram knows.

🍎 Stop waiting for your Hogwarts letter. The owl saw your messages posted in #⭐pensieve and turned back.

[native bridge]

Heh.. 😏

[river lagoon]

Yesil don’t

Bad

[native bridge]

I stalk bakery accounts , maybe they'll give me free samples!!

[warped sphinx]

You’re too adorable

[river lagoon]

In that case

Carry on

[native bridge]

YAYAYAYAYAY

[river lagoon]

Why did I ever doubt you

[warped sphinx]

Literally, that felt very out of pocket for them until the bakery comment lmaoo

[native bridge]

Hehe

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-scropts-gif-27699673

[warped sphinx]

so you don't support my stalking then? i see

[river lagoon]

Who are you stalking

[warped sphinx]

um

[river lagoon]

[warped sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-looking-at-awkward-awkward-look-gif-15702336

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[warped sphinx]

i mean i wouldn't necessarily call it stalking

just a quick look here and there

[gilded tundra]

💖

[river lagoon]

thea has a crush

[warped sphinx]

not at all

for the first time in years i'm nor in a relationship nor am i crushing on anyone

[river lagoon]

now it's more sus why you stalking someone

I don't suppose you have what some would call 'stalk in an empty alley with murderous intents'

[warped sphinx]

You never know, i might be pulling an act in here

[warped sphinx]

Just seeing how they’re doing

[drifting bough]

🍎 The list of your demands for an ideal partner can only be fulfiled by a boggart. 🙄

[hidden thicket]

list ❌
a full book of demands ✅

[river lagoon]

Ohhh I get it now

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-community-ill-allow-it-its-okay-mexican-gif-5120930

[warped sphinx]

didn't think you would

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone will call you ‘delusional.’ Unfortunately, they will have evidence

[native bridge]

delusional = happiness

I'm fine with that

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your current bill for using this service so far is $3694 in galleons. Please make the payment to continue. 💸

🍎 Someone will call you ‘delusional.’ Unfortunately, they will have evidence

[dark basin]

not again

[river lagoon]

Wo is gathering evidence on everyone’s delusions

Show yourself

[warped sphinx]

Tama calls me delusional all the time, maybe it’s him

[river lagoon]

You know what
I won’t be surprised

[drifting bough]

🍎 You worry more than a Ravenclaw who lost a library book. 📚

[hidden thicket]

/bob

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are chaotic, not mysterious. Stop romanticizing it

[drifting bough]

🍎 You have ‘I can fix him energy’. You cannot

[native bridge]

A ritual will do!

[river lagoon]

🤨

[native bridge]

[river lagoon]

[warped sphinx]

ZOD ZOD

ONE MORE FOR YOU

[river lagoon]

Thea thea

Huh

[warped sphinx]

🫵🏻

Bob

[river lagoon]

You want me to bob again?

[warped sphinx]

[river lagoon]

Alright

[drifting bough]

🍎 You wanted “light entertainment,” and instead created a roast generator with uptime.

[warped sphinx]

It ain’t wrong

[river lagoon]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will receive exactly the amount of money you need - as compensation for an irreplaceable loss.

[fiery hatch]

Hmm seems like a win win situation to me

[warped sphinx]

It’s okay love

[drifting bough]

🍎 Howl is looking for a bride. If you have someone in mind please tag them along with howl.

[gilded tundra]

Whoa o:

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe has big plans, but first it wants you to drink some water.

[hexed solstice]

[river lagoon]

Net zero loss!

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon master a spell that finds lost things, starting with your motivation and that missing sock. 🧦

🍎 You will trip over absolutely nothing within the next 48 hours. It will be witnessed

[native bridge]

INVISIBLE!!

Yk what I won't go out for two days for that

[river lagoon]

Then you will trip at home

[native bridge]

Oh I'm fine with that then!

[river lagoon]

Understandable

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will eventually get that letter from Hogwarts, but it will be 10 years too late.

[river lagoon]

Even “Better late than never” can’t save this one

[warped sphinx]

Hey that’s only 3 more years until you get it. You can start counting down

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus has just filed for early retirement due to "hostile work environment."

[warped sphinx]

[river lagoon]

Damn

[warped sphinx]

Noo pookie ily

Come back

[river lagoon]

Come back

Thea is a nice person

[warped sphinx]

I am!

[river lagoon]

Maybe it couldn’t handle the pressure

[warped sphinx]

Imagine what I have to go through then

[river lagoon]

🫂

[warped sphinx]

I’m not turning out like my parents

Anyway

Im fine

[river lagoon]

You will be better

I believe in you

[warped sphinx]

I swear my life isn’t as bad is it seems rn

Thank you though

That really means a lot

[drifting bough]

🍎 The potion you brew will be flawless; but completely useless by the time you discover what you really needed it for.

[crisp sparrow]

Ikik 💔

[river lagoon]

But hey flawless potion!

Achievement in itself!

[crisp sparrow]

Mhmm

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are trying your best. The universe is… observing politely

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-in-the-rain-vegeta-rain-cloudy-dbz-gif-13994573155178415068

thank you

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone who hasn’t said it yet is proud of you

[native bridge]

YAYAYAYAYAY

I'M GLAD

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are someone's absolute favorite kind of magic.

[dark basin]

-#

[river lagoon]

You absolutely are

Go tell them you love them

[dark basin]

lmfao

[river lagoon]

Go

[dark basin]

-# ok told my mum

[river lagoon]

I GUESSED IT WAS YOUR MUM

[dark basin]

WOW

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are the reason warning labels exist on shampoo bottles

[fiery hatch]

False

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon you’ll realize the red flag is you!

[crisp sparrow]

Ok

[river lagoon]

Maybe you are the flag of Switzerland 🇨🇭

[drifting bough]

🍎 The person you stalk on instagram knows.

[naive quarry]

I don't stalk anyone >.>

[river lagoon]

Sure

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of suspicious diaries. 📙 Especially if they start writing back.

[warped sphinx]

I’d love a diary that writes back

[river lagoon]

No no thea

Be careful

[naive quarry]

That might be a horcrux

[river lagoon]

See eliza knows

[warped sphinx]

But like Tom would wanna talk to me

[naive quarry]

[river lagoon]

And manipulate you

[warped sphinx]

He can’t

I see manipulation from miles away

[naive quarry]

[river lagoon]

That's a very nice skill

[warped sphinx]

Comes with practice 🙂‍↕️

[river lagoon]

[warped sphinx]

NI

NO

WAIT

WRONG WORDING

[river lagoon]

[warped sphinx]

I don’t manipulate

[river lagoon]

I'll give you a chance to change the wording

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next all‑out effort will land you the emotional equivalent of catching the Snitch!

🍎 Destiny says you’re main-character material; stop acting like a random first year in the background.

[warped sphinx]

I’ve got experience?

No

[native bridge]

OKAYY!! OMG MAIN CHARACTER MATERIAL LETSGOOO

[warped sphinx]

Not it either

Idk man

Yk what I meant

[hidden thicket]

bruhhh i just got a snitch

[native bridge]

[river lagoon]

Yes but so far it's not good

[warped sphinx]

Okay okay wait

I’m a manipulator magnet✨

Better?

[river lagoon]

Yesil Lastname and the Challenging Lasagna

[river lagoon]

Dangerous but

https://tenor.com/view/ken-jeong-community-ill-allow-it-its-okay-mexican-gif-5120930

[native bridge]

I LOVE LASAGNA

[river lagoon]

Then you will love this challenge

[native bridge]

HECKYEAHHH LETSGOOO

[warped sphinx]

Thanks

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your love ❤️ life will soon become less confusing than the Hogwarts staircases, but only slightly.

[fiery hatch]

Eh

I'd rather conquer a goblin fortress

[drifting bough]

🍎 Fate is less like Dumbledore's careful plan and more like Trelawney throwing darts blindfolded.

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/why-persian-room-cat-guardian-but-why-trendizisst-anyaboz-gif-2156104475561014590

[crisp sparrow]

Surree

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next great idea is hiding on the moving staircases, keep climbing 🪜!

[naive quarry]

Not helpful

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos protects you because stupidity consistently chooses someone else first

[mental sable]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus has just filed for early retirement due to "hostile work environment."

[native bridge]

OHNOOOOO!!

Gotta tip them with taffies

[river lagoon]

Send it a retirement gift

[drifting bough]

🍎 Gillyweed will let you breathe underwater. Adulting will make you feel like you're drowning anyway.

[dark basin]

OMG TRUE TRUE

[river lagoon]

Welcome to adulthood

You won't survive forever

[dark basin]

ikr

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’ll witness a Hufflepuff doing the group project alone; offer help or at least snacks. 🌮

[hidden thicket]

@native bridge heyyyy u want my help with yr group project.... or only TAFFIES will do the job ✨😁

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like Neville, your true potential is just waiting to bloom.

[stone anchor]

Yay

[river lagoon]

It will bloom with magnificence

[stone anchor]

Thenku

[native bridge]

OMGGG THANKYOUU!! I WOULD GLADLY TAKE THE TAFFIESS HEHEHEHE!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict that your next group project will have fewer disasters than a Defense Against the Dark Arts class… but not by much.

[warped sphinx]

I still have to start the thing lol

I get it Bob, I gotta get to action

[river lagoon]

Can't have disaster if you don't start

[warped sphinx]

Actually, sounds like a great idea. I’m not doing it

[river lagoon]

This will only work if you never ever do a group project because whenever you do it will be the next one

[drifting bough]

🍎 Before the week ends, a spell will backfire and give you fabulous hair; pretend it was intentional. 💅

[warped sphinx]

I’m fine with never doing a group project again, i don’t like em

[river lagoon]

I don't think anyone likes them

[warped sphinx]

Fair fair. In high school certain teachers of mine let me do group projects by myself cuz I didn’t wanna do them in group

[river lagoon]

Wow your teachers actually listened

Although I feel we should all do it
Prepares us for the future when we will have to do something like that inevitably

[warped sphinx]

My English and Dutch teachers really liked me lol

[warped sphinx]

Yeah no fs! I did group projects too

But certain things I was allowed to do by myself

[drifting bough]

🍎 Don’t say ‘slay’ around Skwi. He will be disappointed in you

[hexed solstice]

this'll be my next job

[warped sphinx]

You don’t need to say slay for that

[hexed solstice]

...

[river lagoon]

Im sure he is already disappointed in you

[hexed solstice]

@warm stratus professor please deny this

[drifting bough]

🍎 Fate is less like Dumbledore's careful plan and more like Trelawney throwing darts blindfolded.

[hidden thicket]

IM GOOD WITH MAKING PLANS..... only making 🫠

[drifting bough]

🍎 #⭐charms has been waiting for you to flourish the channel with your magnificent looks.

[crisp sparrow]

Hmmmmmm

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will receive exactly the amount of money you need - as compensation for an irreplaceable loss.

[native bridge]

HECKYEAHH MONEYY

I can buy taffies

[drifting bough]

🍎 An idea will strike. Whether it’s genius or feral remains unknown

[gilded tundra]

Never genius 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars aligned once for you. Then it saw what you did an unaligned.

🍎 Your current bill for using this service so far is $3694 in galleons. Please make the payment to continue. 💸

[gilded tundra]

Another payment

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next bold idea will look a bit Slytherin, sound a bit Ravenclaw, and feel very Gryffindor, and that’s your magic. ✨

[warped sphinx]

ayo

what about hufflepuff

[warped sphinx]

i'll give you the galleons

[gilded tundra]

That's kind of you, Love! But I got dis!

[warped sphinx]

okaayyy, i'm here if you need anything

[gilded tundra]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your spirit guide is exhausted.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your existence confuses fate and entertains destiny

[proper cypress]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t need Polyjuice Potion. You’re already pretending to be fine every day.

[native furnace]

Hey

Too personal

Stop stalking

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Howler from someone on this server says: hydrate or face consequences. 💧
-# It’s Jen

🍎 An unseen force protects you. It’s extremely underpaid.

[hidden thicket]

wowwww..

thank u force

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t make mistakes, you make plots

[gilded tundra]

Is that like saying I plot my failures?

I'll show you

[native bridge]

It's saying you planned everything all along!! Every "mistake" you do is just for the plot!! Hehe

Well

I think!

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’ll witness a Hufflepuff doing the group project alone; offer help or at least snacks. 🌮

[native bridge]

HECKYEAHH

GOING TO GIVE THEM TAFFIES

[gilded tundra]

Always o:

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next class in #⭐dada will involve you in some way. 🙂

[mental sable]

Bahaha

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next bold idea will look a bit Slytherin, sound a bit Ravenclaw, and feel very Gryffindor, and that’s your magic. ✨

[mental sable]

Wow. Not hufflepuff

[stone anchor]

thats cause my love for food is hufflepuff enough

[mental sable]

Houscism

True

[stone anchor]

not saying puffs love food too much

their cr is nearest to kitchens

makes it useful yk

[mental sable]

Yeh

Love food

[stone anchor]

frrr

[mental sable]

-# (I don't)

Mhm

[stone anchor]

gimme chickeenn

[mental sable]

Cluck cluck

[stone anchor]

thats strange

[mental sable]

Eat me

[stone anchor]

cause you look like a snack

[mental sable]

Then hv a bite

[stone anchor]

[mental sable]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are destined for greatness! But you will probably end up working at the Ministry in Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.

🍎 You’ll soon make a life changing decision based on “vibes” alone.

🍎 Beware: a Slytherin will give you a compliment that sounds like an insult

[warped sphinx]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your phone will autocorrect something embarrassing soon. You won’t notice until after you send it

[gilded tundra]

It all works out

[dark basin]

dracula you are so utterly irritatingly beautiful

[warped sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/shirley-temple-giggle-laugh-gif-5118563

thanks

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will eventually get that letter from Hogwarts, but it will be 10 years too late.

🍎 You’re one energy drink away from unlocking ancient powers

🍎 May your day be as warm and sweet as a mug of Butterbeer.

[mental sable]

aw ty

why are you so kind nowadays

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[stone anchor]

Awwww

i doooo

occasionally

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright! But mostly from all the bridges you’re about to burn. 🔥

[gilded tundra]

That's what I'm afraid of

[drifting bough]

🍎 The wind whispers your name… and giggles

[native bridge]

Hehe!!

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-giggle-oopsie-hehe-gif-2866872548809845079

[hidden thicket]

go sleep
you TAFFIES Maniac 😭...

[drifting bough]

🍎 You move like a sims character who hasn’t been reset

[hidden thicket]

who is writing these scripts

hats off😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next time you trip in public, pretend it was a practice run for a Quidditch dive; people will believe you. 😉

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your pensive reveals a very important memory: that one time you had your life together briefly.

[gilded tundra]

That's fair o:

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally get the recognition you deserve - immediately after being publicly blamed for something you didn't do.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of suspicious diaries. 📙 Especially if they start writing back.

[stone anchor]

Really now

I think I'll continue to speak to it so a handsome man comes and whisks me away to put me in his basement

[drifting bough]

🍎 Relax, things could be worse… and they probably will be, but at least you’ll be used to it. 🙂

[stone anchor]

Indeed

[gilded tundra]

Gotcha 0:

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is bringing good news. Or snacks. Hard to tell with owls.

[soft fog]

snacks usually are good news..

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your laugh will make someone’s day

[fiery hatch]

Is that a backhanded compliment

[drifting bough]

🍎 Expect a sudden urge to duel someone. You won't be able to resist it. ⚔️

[dark basin]

yeah everyday

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your comfort zone called. It said you’re overstaying your welcome.

[crisp sparrow]

Ikik

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next all‑out effort will land you the emotional equivalent of catching the Snitch!

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[mental sable]

Oh

[drifting bough]

🍎 A friendly ghost will give you life advice; worry when the dead think you need help getting it together. 💀

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will mishear something and respond confidently… and incorrectly

[native bridge]

ooohhh confidence

HEKKYEAH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next idea will make someone question your sanity… correctly

[hidden thicket]

🫠

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will not die alone. Your unread messages and unfinished tasks will be right there with you. 🙂

[soft fog]

damn

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next all‑out effort will land you the emotional equivalent of catching the Snitch!

🍎 Someone will call you dramatic. You can’t deny it

[hidden thicket]

hey dramatic

[drifting bough]

🍎 Whatever you've lost has a way of coming back to you in the end.

[native bridge]

HEDKYEAHH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Even your shadow has commitment issues.

[warped sphinx]

[drifting bough]

🍎 All was well... and for you, it will be again.

[stone anchor]

Aw

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your weather prediction will be spot-on in your next Divination class. You will confidently declare "loads of fog tonight" but it would just your own breath on the crystal ball.

[mental sable]

😏

[drifting bough]

🍎 Stop waiting for your Hogwarts letter. The owl saw your messages posted in #⭐pensieve and turned back.

🍎 Your wand 🪄 is working perfectly; it’s your decision-making that needs to be taken in for repairs.

[hidden thicket]

WHICH SHOP🫠

-# mental hospital

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your pensive reveals a very important memory: that one time you had your life together briefly.

[stone anchor]

True

[drifting bough]

🍎 You give the same advice you desperately need. Fun!

[warped sphinx]

No need to call me out like that Bob

[river lagoon]

Two people benefit from the same advice!

[warped sphinx]

I only need to listen to it now

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-gif-6472186115168255536

[warped sphinx]

What if I’m not funny anymore after that tho

[river lagoon]

That’s just one of your qualities

Remove it and you will still be awesome

[warped sphinx]

Aww Zod

I wanna be funny tho. It’s my only defence mechanism

[river lagoon]

I guess advices can sometimes benefit only one then

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone who hasn’t said it yet is proud of you

[native furnace]

Couldnt be sure unless they say it to mah face

And genuinely mean it

And not saying it according to the situation

Smhsmh

[river lagoon]

someone can say it and not mean it
what actually matters is if they have it in their hearts because that comes from you actually doing something good

[hidden thicket]

s?bob

[teal girder]

Command not found

bob is not a valid command.

Use the help command to see the list of all commands.

[hidden thicket]

ohh

sowwyy

[drifting bough]

🍎 The wind whispers your name… and giggles

[hidden thicket]

hmmm

https://tenor.com/view/cojestprawda-gif-2084691180186616053

air always touch grass

[river lagoon]

true

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/cojestprawda-gif-2084691180186616053

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your personal demons have formed a support group; they meet weekly and you're the only agenda item.​

[native bridge]

hah! They can't handle me

[river lagoon]

That’s…good ig

[native bridge]

YIPPIEE

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next idea will make someone question your sanity… correctly

[warped sphinx]

valid actually

[warped sphinx]

YOU TELL EM YESIL

[river lagoon]

If it gets the job done..

[warped sphinx]

exactly✨

[drifting bough]

🍎 The group chat is talking about you. Fondly? Well.. let’s just say… no.

[river lagoon]

Expected

[drifting bough]

🍎 Howl is looking for a bride. If you have someone in mind please tag them along with howl.

[hidden thicket]

@river lagoon ig u have a chance..✨🫠
@vapid torrent hello sir I got a bride for you 🫠

[native furnace]

Wise words

[drifting bough]

🍎 This apple is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[native furnace]

Rickappled

[drifting bough]

🍎 A howler is headed your way. It's from your future self asking what went wrong.

[dark basin]

[river lagoon]

Talk to yourself jade

Oh hey you are appropriately named too!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your phone will autocorrect something embarrassing soon. You won’t notice until after you send it

[dark basin]

OMG I JS NOTICED

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars aligned once for you. Then it saw what you did an unaligned.

🍎 That “gut feeling” you keep ignoring? Yeah, it’s tired of being right.

[native bridge]

Hehe

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future self is side‑eyeing your current excuses.

[fiery hatch]

I make no such excuses

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Apparition license will arrive - the same day you inherit a perfectly good flying car. 🚙

[warped sphinx]

Someone give me a flying car

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future includes fame, fortune, and at least three “deez nuts” jokes from someone on this server.

[hidden thicket]

lol

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next idea will make someone question your sanity… correctly

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/philbert-philbert-bera-bera-chain-berachain-gif-12480097430904118984

-# my next Idea is my debate club 😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 You look like you've been hit by a Confundus Charm.

[stone anchor]

I

[drifting bough]

🍎 You don’t need Polyjuice Potion. You’re already pretending to be fine every day.

[native bridge]

...taffies?

[drifting bough]

🍎 You're the main character, but it's giving "Cedric Diggory energy" - beloved but doomed. 💀

[native furnace]

YES

THANK YOU

make my story doomed

[river lagoon]

Archie no

[native furnace]

but pls im not that dumb to die that way

archie yes

[drifting bough]

🍎 You have ‘I can fix him energy’. You cannot

[gilded tundra]

Whoa 0:

I don't fix, I rehabilitate.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Someone who hasn’t said it yet is proud of you

[fiery hatch]

Too bad I don't care

[native furnace]

baby justin

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Howler from someone on this server says: hydrate or face consequences. 💧
-# It’s Jen

[naive quarry]

Ofc Jen made it into the fortunes xD

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are not antisocial; you are just practicing advanced invisibility.

[native furnace]

yass

💅

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future is bright. You? Not so much. Get some sleep

[native bridge]

NooooAAAHHH

I sleep at 3

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your current bill for using this service so far is $3694 in galleons. Please make the payment to continue. 💸

[reef tangle]

STOPE NOT AGAEIN😭

[drifting bough]

🍎 The potion you brew will be flawless; but completely useless by the time you discover what you really needed it for.

[gilded tundra]

Never heards to a back up plan o:

[hidden thicket]

/bob

what

bobb

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your instincts—unless your instincts say ‘befriend the bear.’

[hidden thicket]

i would love train w bears.. wrestling and bjj and stuffs.
BUT NOT IN THIS LIFE

my instincts are great

[drifting bough]

🍎 In another timeline this cookie contained ancient wisdom, but you got the “chaotic good” version, so go cause harmless trouble.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Before the week ends, a spell will backfire and give you fabulous hair; pretend it was intentional. 💅

[warped sphinx]

NO IM GETTING IT DONE NEXT MONTH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your biggest red flag is thinking you don’t have any.

[dark basin]

i...

-# 💔

[drifting bough]

🍎 You’re about to witness nonsense in https://discord.com/channels/524552788932558848/825789253442338816. Pretend it’s normal

[native bridge]

ooohhh!n OhKAY!!

[dark basin]

no wonder you already are lmfao

[native bridge]

Hehe!

[drifting bough]

🍎 All was well... and for you, it will be again.

🍎 Your brain is either poetry or static. No middle setting

[fiery hatch]

It's anything but static mf

I wish it was static sometimes

[river lagoon]

try meditation

[fiery hatch]

You wanna get smacked

It's adhd

[river lagoon]

oh sorry

give me the fish

[drifting bough]

🍎 Howl is looking for a bride. If you have someone in mind please tag them along with howl.

[dark basin]

...

-# do i look like a matchmaker?

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-gif-27326947

[dark basin]

-# i can but won't

LOL

[river lagoon]

Why

Do you not want howl's happiness

[dark basin]

c'mon i am kidding

[dark basin]

he has gray

[river lagoon]

And gray has someone too

That doesn't stop them

[dark basin]

uh oh yea i remember there's (J)

[river lagoon]

Alright go ahead

Find someone

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Hufflepuff will apologize for something that wasn’t their fault; reassure them.

[warped sphinx]

Is it yesil

Or mew

[river lagoon]

You will know

Soon

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon receive help from an unexpected source; it will be as useful as Lockhart during a crisis.

🍎 You will soon receive help from an unexpected source; it will be as useful as Lockhart during a crisis.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[river lagoon]

Lmfao

[crisp sparrow]

@mental sable twins

[mental sable]

[river lagoon]

Someone is going around trying to help but failing every time

[mental sable]

Is it u

[river lagoon]

Uhh

[mental sable]

[river lagoon]

I'd probably succeed

[mental sable]

OK help me with physics

[river lagoon]

What do you need

[mental sable]

How do I pass without studying

[river lagoon]

You aren't asking for help

You asking for cheats

[mental sable]

See useless

😒

[crisp sparrow]

I don't think so

[river lagoon]

Ok fine

[crisp sparrow]

She's def asking for help

[river lagoon]

I know ways

[mental sable]

Mhm 😔

Tell me then innit

Oh he actually is

Shocking

[river lagoon]

Ok there are 3 ways

1. Be born with that knowledge
2. Be so fucking smart you don't need the books and figure out the entire universe yourself
3. Cheat in your test

[river lagoon]

I will always help you if you need

[mental sable]

Useless

I can't cheat in my gcse

[mental sable]

Aw ty

[river lagoon]

Gonna be tricky

[crisp sparrow]

Mely did that help

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Patronus has just filed for early retirement due to "hostile work environment."

[fiery hatch]

This is so false

Clanker is broken

[river lagoon]

Why would you admit 🙄

[fiery hatch]

I said ITS FALSE

[river lagoon]

Sure buddy

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess a magic that no wand can cast: kindness. Use it!

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your pensive reveals a very important memory: that one time you had your life together briefly.

[river lagoon]

precious indeed

[drifting bough]

🍎 A friendly ghost will give you life advice; worry when the dead think you need help getting it together. 💀

[warped sphinx]

The dead are right tho

[river lagoon]

but at least you got some advice

[warped sphinx]

Yuh

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe has big plans, but first it wants you to drink some water.

[gilded tundra]

NEVER

[river lagoon]

you gonna die of thirst

[gilded tundra]

Wouldn't be the first time!

0:

[river lagoon]

🤨

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon receive help from an unexpected source; it will be as useful as Lockhart during a crisis.

🍎 You worry more than a Ravenclaw who lost a library book. 📚

[soft fog]

..i am a ravenclaw

[drifting bough]

🍎 Howl is looking for a bride. If you have someone in mind please tag them along with howl.

[dark basin]

omg not again

NO

[river lagoon]

find

or suffer

same fate eternally

[dark basin]

eh no

[river lagoon]

sigh

[dark basin]

-# 💔

[river lagoon]

he is gonna stay single his whole life

[drifting bough]

🍎 The next class in #⭐dada will involve you in some way. 🙂

🍎 You deserve a treat from the Honeydukes trolley today.

[smoky grove]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You give ‘I can fix them’ vibes…and the universe would like you to STOP

[fiery hatch]

Um no I give "stay the way you are" vibes and encourage carnage tyvm

[drifting bough]

🍎 One day you'll look back and laugh… like how Voldemort laughed right before things went poorly for him.

[warped sphinx]

Yuh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your brain is either poetry or static. No middle setting

[hidden thicket]

it's definitely poetry.. I'm damn sure

[drifting bough]

🍎 A powerful charm will protect you today: other people’s low expectations.

[undone spruce]

Meow

[hidden thicket]

loll

this bot is nutzzz

🫠

[drifting bough]

🍎 Destiny says you’re main-character material; stop acting like a random first year in the background.

[hexed solstice]

BRO IM LITERALLY A 1ST YEAR

[drifting bough]

🍎 Step forward with confidence; the stairs will change to lead you there.

[dark basin]

OK

[drifting bough]

🍎 The chamber of secrets has opened. It's your browser history. 🙂

[shadow aspen]

🙂 🙂

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future includes great success, once you learn which end of the wand to point away from your own face. 🤕

[hidden thicket]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dobby is free. But you will be a slave to the corporate world forever.

[native bridge]

it's ok! Work = money = taffies

[hidden thicket]

slave don't get pay. 🫠
-# but I'll pay you taffies

-# be my secret keeper

[native bridge]

HECKYEAHH

TAFFIES FORLIFE

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/club-dorothée-le-miel-et-les-abeilles-eat-gif-15105655

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will trip over absolutely nothing within the next 48 hours. It will be witnessed

🍎 You're not cursed; you're just living through your own personal Triwizard Tournament with no prize at the end.

[crisp sparrow]

Nvm.. I can simply go to sleep

[warped sphinx]

you better be nice to me Bob, I can’t handle being insulted rn

[drifting bough]

🍎 One day you'll look back and laugh… like how Voldemort laughed right before things went poorly for him.

[warped sphinx]

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are not antisocial; you are just practicing advanced invisibility.

[gilded tundra]

Those people aren't going to boop themselves

[river lagoon]

It’s about the journey not the prize

[drifting bough]

🍎 Gillyweed will let you breathe underwater. Adulting will make you feel like you're drowning anyway.

[river lagoon]

Jade you should try snorkeling

[warped sphinx]

Even though I’m scared of the ocean I would love to go snorkelling someday

[river lagoon]

You two go together

[warped sphinx]

I don’t like people seeing me in swimsuits

Makes me insecure

[river lagoon]

You don’t have to wear just that

There are special suits for this

[warped sphinx]

Ik ik, but all the curve

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your owl is judging your life choices right now. 🦉

[hidden thicket]

really

okayy

[river lagoon]

Yes really

[hidden thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-cute-angry-yeet-bird-gif-14372184

[river lagoon]

Jade won’t judge dw

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your brain is either poetry or static. No middle setting

[native bridge]

it's so accurate I love it!

HELKYEAH

[drifting bough]

🍎 Chaos protects you because stupidity consistently chooses someone else first

🍎 The next slyth to mention you in #⭐arch-hall knows your secret and is plotting something.

[gilded tundra]

DO IT O:<

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next relationship will be as stable as a boggart in a wardrobe.

[mental sable]

nop

[mental sable]

wow

i cant even say

ugh

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will find something you thought you lost. Spoiler: it was in the obvious place

[stone anchor]

STOP SAYING THIS IT'S MAKING ME OVERTHINK 😭

I did find the socks

[mental sable]

-# im on the kitchen counter