#🍻tavern
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😉
Oh no scawy
I ment to say not
You must live
The virus immediately spreads along the coast
You'll be a hero
Hehehe the virus spreads
Like butter to a hot and toasty toast
It somehow magically goes over the kindom of chip😉
I'm about to commit arson and steal the kings underwear
(Also I need fire spell books)
Dwart contaminated the water
The human you are with tels the tail of the legend of the kings underwear. You want their underwear now
SP got some weird actions
the kingdom of fish is now infected by the fish they pull from the ocean
I will now commit arson
I want them to starve
Brb
You set a fire to distract the knights from the King. You can now loot the palace, and get their precious underwear\
I hope the royal guards find SP ASAP

Smart move for SP
Along with the kingdom of fish getting infected, their food source is now vulnerable
They're starving 
Indeed, and it is only getting worse. The kingdom of Bergundy had declared war on them.
Legend has it that Bergundy's people are also immune to disease
Lucky bastards
Your largest source of nutriants is in danger. What would you like to do
I shall enter dormant stage for evolution
Nice
Yeah I'll think about my evolution
Choose oops
How about hold on
I actually hate my luck
Seems great
Slightly more powerful
What happened minain?
Probably just heard of bot reset
I was planning to combust the infected
Oof very badluck
I had a worst luck
Hamza trolled me 
Or make the infected explode
Hold on includes the choices:
Titan: assemble the cells of your hosts togethor to create a giant titan that will roam the land.
Mob: You create a perfect being and destroy your enemyies
Hive mind: You bring back the food supply and supply nutrients to your now enlaved people, and equip them for battle hoping you can win
I come back home from school boom a fucking blackout that will likely last more then 2 hours which is the time I have left BEFORE I GO BACK TO FUCKING SCHOOL
Nice evolution
PAIN
Which choice will you now make?
Pain
I'll choose Pikachu 
Dang my power went out for 2 weeks because a storm threw my trampoline into the power pole
It was also the middle of summer
You throw a pokeeball at the approaching enemies, they obliterate him
If the Hive lives longer
You choose Hive mind
And the worse part is that I'm still coughing 24/7
Congrats
U LV up
Oof
And I'm typing this with mobile data WiFi WHICH TAKES LITERALLY 20 SECONDS FOR 1 MESSAGE THAT I TYPED TO LOAD
Dude go to a doctor
indeed, narrator has become cricket narrator
So you probably already sent something as I type this
Join us human
No I'm already having a bad day man
Understandable
would you like to watch
Minain should visit a doctor
i am also back. made myself a sandwich
Back to the kingdom of chip now
No
Welp
Ok
Hope yo day get better
Have frog
I do as well
Dude just go to a doctor
The underwear, and a book of fire spells has seriously gone missing. The kingdom is in a terrible uproar
We do a little trolling
He's pulling your leg now
ARE YOU SURE
nommies
This could be dangerous
I'm a demon
I've been trolling people for years
I know what I'm doing
We're nerds 
Yes
I meant noms..
Noms?
Someone's on my side 
The kingdom is in shock, when they notice attatched to the back window of a church, a pair of underwear appears
The King, in presence, begins sweating
Fancy Underwear
A couple of the guards can't help but smile
But the king noticed them smiling
Before any punishment comes, a women in the corner runs out the door bursting in laughter. You, Demon Dude, leave satisfied with these results.
Lucky Demon
The pastor is still unaware of the situation
Should I make my titan make his move
Titan can indeed move
Lol
Demondude will stop you because I'm trolling chip
Holy underwear
to the attacking Bergundy, they have just noticed that every person is now gone, and that a gaping hole in one of the walls has appeared. What will you do now
I'm a hive mind now
Hmm
What can i do
Can I control humans with the hive mind?
Indeed
Good day sir
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What can i get ya
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uh
Uhhhhhh
Thank you
The kindom of bergundy is surprised when a group of uhhhhhing humans appears when asked if they are infected.
Hm
Fock
They think nothing of it
Explode my humans
Are you sure
The infected go to strategic points. The command is given, and they blow up.
The virus spreads
The castle holding the king has collapsed
due to an explosion
I'm now going to paint weird messages on the kings bathroom walls
The kingdom is now in fallout
Example: I farted in your wagon
I shall watch them suffer
And the hive must stay active
Random messages such as these appeared in bathrooms across the kindom. They can't get rid of them immediately, due to them being a brown material that has been heat plastered onto the walls
Find and burn the hive
We do a little more trolling
The poor human with species has evolved into a bandit
However, he is displeased with this
Thus, you try to make it up to him by dropping the kings entire dresser of underwear into the wind. He is still not laughing
Some of bergundies people are still immune. They have created underground civ that you cannot find.
I will now steal the kings crown and give him a wooden one
The king is shocked to find his great crown, when a guard laughs at him
He realizes, that his crown doesn't feel right
He realizes this while speaking to his people on the status of the kingdome
Kingdome
Be careful what you do. You may cause an accident involving the king
Would you like to learn more about the kingdome
Yes
The kingdome is a protective layer around the king. The status of it determines his power and strength. However, he is lying about it, as he has lost sevral layers being trolled by you.
I'm actually planning on taking it over
How will you go about doing so?
How many layers are there?
UNFORSEEN EVENT:
The horde has been sneek attacked by the elves. Monkey can come back later to determine how he will react to this
Each layer is strong. 2 can defend against a bullet. He has 1. He pretends he has 5 (meteor class)
So imma troll him one more time and then no more problems/layers
Potentially, or you will open the blackhole that will eat away at the kingdom
Screw it imma just challenge the king to a duel
The king accepts a letter you have written to duel him
He wets his pants upon meeting you
gtg soon.
Lets end this quick
Wassup your "highness"
How's the underpants?
Kk
How would you like to attack?
Fire balls
Instead of finishing him off with more fireballs, you attack his now wooden crown
It catches on fire, along with a wig he is wearing
Not my reaction
The light from his bald head shines in your eyes. You can't see what he is doing. What would you like to do?
The taunt makes him more angry
Shoot another fireball
...
At king trolled

It is revealed that it is not the light from his head, but a light beam from his hands
He is the king of the demiesed, and he brings ruin to everyone
Idk his rule was stupid
Reflect
human
Let us raise a glass my friends 🍺
You have chosen reflect
Big fight rn
Stab his heart while he's blinded
that was brutal
What do you expect, I'm a demon
It is in our best interests I do not explain what happened after his "demise"
You fall through the floor because the castle was not meant to support your weight doing that
Good thing I read that book flying for dummies
You would hope so, but you would never know... I'm still talking in this voice, whoops. Yep, sure.
Oof I left my campaign
What??
If there is a wipe I guess it's the end
Can you actually turn the dragon into an ice dragon?
Your talking about worldbox? Idk never heard that, I know about undead dragon but not that one
Cool
Iek, maybe it's a mod
The ice dragon reminds me of Auroth
They should add a dragon lair
I'm 75% sure that you're trolling
check announcment
One last drink beforr we get eaten by nanites
You're an AI?
Im talking about thr worldbox grey goo
The one that eats the entire map into nothing
Deploy the Nukes
Nah we just sit by the sunset mate

Hallo gunnerTop
Hello Master
My feet are in constant pain for no reason
Hello minain
Go visit the doctor
Bruh no it's actually just injuries on my feet man
I have already visited the doctors twice
Hello everyone
Man what the heck are you doing Irl?
My left foot no idea my right fell a few days ago at night when I was abouta sleep
But you see father
#📣sb-announcements Hamza just said something
the only reason you're above the sky was that you had 3rd party help
I'm still married????
Because I'm a very good guy
welcome to the dark ages
I gave literally everyone who was newer adamantine and people who didn't have full adamantine sets
30-40
Man
But to what degree
now your on your own
everyone will

Time to invest to nuka cola
Hmm no more crafting speedruns
big rip
I guess if SB resets old players will just move on
4 months?
I'll just be a spec of dust lol
because it was outside the server
Well I'm dead 
Same
lmao amen
actually it's a reset for you too
except the higher ones
It's good for newbies like us
Aw man I was beyond newbie
just vote at #📣sb-announcements
Tbh I wouldn’t mind a full reset
i think the back up is 17th of march

2 is the best option for me
Maan the Big 3 will not like that
at least it's fair
Full wipe, then everyone starts on equal ground
I put to much effort in this maaaan
this
Same
well I can tell you that this wont happen in sb 2
Fuck now liarens gonna bully me constantly again
Sounds like a them problem
not if liarens is clean too
Ik but he has a old status
That’s exactly why we need full wipe, think if you get spells first u can bully them 
So he won't suffer that mich
but full wipe
but since sb 1 got some not best structuring a lot of problems can come to hand especially if you dont know your way around them
won''t have their stats as well
It will never end
Cmon minain vote full wipe
Alright I hope that you find the database
full wipe full wipe
Let’s show the trolls whose boss

But the entire guild will be wiped too????????????
We can fix that
My powers

Bruh everyone gonna suffer hard from this man
Crazy Lucky MoNKeeee
Just think of it- as someone drop the tsar
now were playing species box fallout edition
I put 3 months of being constantly being active in SB
I guess it's time for a new generation of SB
you could just wait for sb 2 
I mean yeah but still
have that as a 3rd option
When???
I have nothing good to do
take a break
idk
Dude your health
open beta is probably in a couple of months
take a break
but open beta means constant wipes
We can't play with you if you're feeling bad
Monke
Sign me up for that
My luck is horrible this shit just a addon
We wait
you can join when its out
I'll be a beta tester


Imma join the MILESECOND IT RELEASES
finally can join the first era
Take care of your health first man
If you do I'll help you in SB2
MONke...I'll ping u when it happens
Bruh it won't work anyways a bunch of medicine been doing nothing man
Same Comrade
Rip
Let them
Clara has been in-
calm down lol
He buys literally anything
depo is having a breakdown
I will be active for 4 hours per day on this ig
I just did that so I can level up
I'm active 24/7
oh lol
That's spamming
So if we use open beta we get beta tester trait?
samee
You might get reported
Alr then I will be active 30 hours per day
And custom weapon?
Oh
HAH
Rip
oh shit I have school next month
Dudeeeeeee you'll die
If you do that
Pain
awwww shit
I don't care
WHYYY
do i have school next month
I have school next week Monday 
August 22 mine
Bruh
Y’all r lucky u get long holidays
well to be fair my face to face- starts in november for me
so it's online class
and I can do worldbox while online class

Breh the longest one for me ever was like a week
Wait u haven’t had face to face yet?
Yeah we have
Ye
My current holiday is 3 weeks
shit
It started May
I actually have the worse luck out of everybody man
I forgor that Im in college and I can't dilly dally
nahhhh
i'll still worldbox
speciesbox*
I’ve had face to face since the beginning of last year
College life sounds hard
Pretty sure a dead end job at McDonald’s is worse
Imma get off now
What u taking?
K bye
I haven't taken a shower yet rn
Maaan atleast I don't do illegal things
Secondary Education in English
pretty big deal in this country
Oh
Bye
She's Aussie
Oh
south east asia*
Welcome to Hell
Hm I wonder how the Philippines compares to South Africa
No offense to africa nations- but we live better
Possibly
Maan
But at least here in SA we have some basic (but collapsing) infrastructure as appose to other African nations
Your African?
Yep
Phil is hot and rainy africa and hot and prolly a bit rainy.. So prolly the same
Cool I thought you're American
Kinda sad ngl
I rather smell like a fish than fully embrace our country- say that to our national hero

Not really rainy here, our dams are basically empty, full water shut down soon
Man always think on the brighter side
So it's just hot then, I see no difference
Don't be sad about that
But also though Africa is a big place so environments are very different
Different cultures and tribes
Feel like u guys are stereotyping a wee bit
And different countries
We should talk more about how to eat elves
Lol
Oh also sleepy haven’t seen u in a while
I am stuck playing ck2-
Don’t know what that is
Still don’t know what that is
That's good I don't want you to suffer
It's a strategy game
Oh
much like hoi4
Ck?
and eu4
I’m only into open world really
Do guilds also get wiped??
Yep
full wipe
Maybe
ofc
Yes
Depends though
Wiped
Everything gone
Pls tell me U voted full wipe
Oop
it's either full wipe or 4 month progression
but I vote full wipe
so we can all be equal
I didn't vote for now
But like I put so much effort into trying to get wise man
Yes u did
Over a month
id rather do full wipe i have nothing 4 months ago
same
And even if I vote the 4 months I still lose everything
so whats ganna happen to love spell??
Haha it’s 15 to seven
Why, u mad at me?
Oh no..
4 month can benefit too...they can donate stuff if they have good stuff
I'm on both side tbh
Yeah but what about love spell?
oh yeahh
Tell me one player u know of that would do that
how's that gonna turn out lol
No more new players
Its spread from player to player if no one has it its no love spell
U would need to do dungeon to get it
Idk wyvern?
he gave me stuff when I started out
but there's also a loooot of new players
Hahaha rip
Wyvenr and R3
Blue insanity, the guy is insane its in his name
Hm
R3 is a good guy just busy multitasking
I’ve kind of decided to only help myself
but yeah- they won't be able to help all of the ones that joined late
Mmmm im optimistic a bit since sb2 might and I say might come around
Full wipe has 17 votes
but bit devastated that my hard earned gemmed bow will vanish
Ork shall become human next
But why though
Kinda worked hard on that bow
Nah dwarf will
Becuz humans are just ORKS... Without regeneration
Lol I’m happy either way, means more newbies to upgrade my gear
Regen is great though
If they full swipe Imma be orc
I’m 11th I think

u have buffs and all
Ork wanna try something new, never will ork try to be elf tho
hello peopescules
Im staying has dwarf
Jeez you guys are (were) becoming real threats
CRaZY LuCKY MoNKeeee
So everyone has a good ending
if he finds it
Its one of those things that you left on a table and then you forgot where you put it only to find it again.. 10 years later
Fellow dwarf brotha
Not untill we get giant trait
Like that guy who accidentally threw away a couple million dollars worth of bitcoin on a hard drive
dwarves having a giant trait would turn u into teen sized human
Hey
oh right..
What wrong with me?
And that guy who bought pizza with bitcoins
Not all humans but I find them overrated
Though bitcoin is dead now
Overpopulated
Huh, possible bot reset? That would be interesting.
devastating for those who spent a lot of times clicking _u pg
_u pg 29323
_u g 29323-
I hope you guys find the database
I never got to cast bless on homelander 
Dunno about that but cypto is just too volatile rn
You'll have pic perms
Need 1 more level
our filipino room is empty as hell
Eh idc what happens with crypto, all I care about is though sweet sweet gpus coming back into the market
Yes
Sadge
Les gooo
Tho idk what that means I'll just hype it up-
Gpu= graphics card = being able to build a gaming pc again without selling a kidney

That's good, that means I can buy more stuff with a kidney now
Spam? How unprofessional
Like a gf
Why?
Hell nah
I'd choose beer
BEEEER ORK BEER
BEEEEER
You have me anyways
Imagine being old enough to legally drink
😵💫
Im a girl and your friend

But are you a maiden?
Beer
She is
Stupid embedded fail
You don't have embed perms?
As they say in beer age is just a number
Imagine playing Fortnite
👍
ayo gonna build a hotel in a gun fight irl
Anyone play DOTA 2?
Used to
I only play LoL
got tired of moba games
Oh
tho I still play lol
Agreeable
any game could have stupids
Cos I'm one too
take example of a person who would not be named- freaking out on a freeze spell in a text bot game in discord
My brother is legend rank in DOTA 2 and still has bobo teammates
I find it funny that stupid is the equivalent of bobo
yet bobo feels like more dirty and rude and can be counted as a curse word
while stupid looks lighter
"bobo ka"
Yeah bobo is more powerful
"you're stupid"
Filipino words making things - GASAP
my game has been downloaded
ciao
see ya in two days
Adios
Yes
If Only I know how to play Dota
Even foreigners know the word bobo tbh
Oh
I played it before
It's same with LoL
The 1st Dota
Oh yeah that
I suck
Dota 2 championships got very high prize pool
Yeah highest
no
And sometimes Lord Gaben is merciful he gives steam summer sales
Sometimes
!rank
Long way
Oof
Mannn I want sales
I don't have money and device
Borrowed laptops
My current phone is broken after I reset it with low battery
Must be nice having a Pc
I have potato pc
Atleast you have one
full wipe will give a nicer transition intto sb v2 i think, plus gives a chance for new stuff to be made
If they full wipe I hope they give us veteran traits
Only to those who played before the data wiped
Sb v2 will never come lol x)
ik lol x)
If the reset you will just have every old player disappear and only who start less than a month ago play again x)
Why?
not really
Why they won't release it?
they will, topgunner making a joke about the slowness
I don't think it's just slow but I feel like they lost the motivation to work on sb2
they didn't
Personnaly I won't come back and idk why other people who waste months to upgrade there character would want to play again :/
Same I'm just gonna visit this tavern to drink and talk
hamza had to buy a new laptop; took a couple weeks, and then went on vacation, nothing to do with lack of motivation.
dw
At what % of the finishes game do you think they are?
i mean the ability to actually remake stuff in the current system. Such as remaking a broken economy is quite nice
178%
finished it
and am 78% through second run which im not been grinding
👋
I'd like the jolteon fillet
Also 32 peeps are voting to wipe everything out now...
Oh no
bold of you to assume that im not working on it daily
no.
bolt will be angry and start serving elf and dwarf blood
if you look at sb code that nikon had
expandability is 0%
that's why im rewriting everything
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
which takes a lot of time
Big Smoke
Yes
oof
Yes
You can do it Demon
Rip
Demon is cool
Hey
Where's my order?
epix monke with epix img perm
what order?
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
ummm
Large order
Pretty sure we only serve drinks
@glass fox take care byeeee.
:|
be updated
we do serve meals
I’m not even really a bartender anymore
Looks like you will have to do it 
Actually I’m kidding idk
Ork fine with elf blood but dwarf are friend
yeah
ask blue or snek for it
If ur rude enough- you would just make your own drink
How uncivilized
But hey it quenches your thirst lol
I would not dare spoil thy drink with my filthy hands, I'd be surely kicked out of the bar with a restraining order in the way!
*Bites6
.....
if that happens id lose my job and imp will kill me
umm that seems to be a 0.5 hp dragon
....
slowly grabs drink
*bites7
You know..
pay
duolingo is a partner @lavish sonnet
Sorry... But who's doulingo again
Lol
Aye congrats
One Icewrack White pls
Thanks
F
How long have you been here?
I joined last year
@glass fox can you explain to this ork?
Um it’s an app that you can learn languages on. But it kidnaps your family if you miss a streak
gives 10 gold*
That's exactly what I need right now
Ork shall have inheritance money
9 gold or we riot
they'll kill people who dont pay too
Tell bolt idgaf
he'll probablly kill this ork righ away
It's idgaf
WHO IS IT
Why is it
I'LL BURN YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME YOU PEICE OF CHARCOAL
Idgaf who idgaf is
eats you
Ok
BOLT IS ME
Then kill yourself
shoots
Multiple personality disorder guy go hmmmmmmmmm
It was called borrowing
k
Also
ye
no, bartenders can only serve beer mail guy
wait..............
You want to send some mail?
goes offline
Mail:
From:HyperTree
Get over here
From: Noly
No I only serve beer mail guy

That will be 10 euros
nolt*
Pic perms
Nice

