#🍻tavern
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@fresh blaze wth is your yt channel?
pls dont mind it lol

I just wanna put my yt account in the connected section
And your steam account with the hammer and sickle?
yes incase someone wants to play terraria
I want to play
do u have in pc?
No
sadge
But I want to play MCpe with you

Epic date initiated
You have Mc in mobile?
Lmao
yes
You have Xbox account?
no
Just make a Microsoft account and take this chat to dms…
Sadge
Can't DM
Why?
I dunno it seems to have worked for me
It did not work these past few days
Apparently they turned dms off
What did you try to tell them? 
Me
Can I get a beer extra foamy please?
It's a secret
Nice

6 gold pls
Tab?
Sure
Glad you enjoyed it
Why?
Enjoy
But in my country it's illegal 
Nah
Your loss
Indeed
Yo
GUYS RAID @grim dust @junior lantern @wraith trail @glass fox
No

I don’t need to raid 
help me den :>
it's my first time :>
anyone know what happening
cant use commands

my ring has 7gems with no ring I'm dead
yea I did big mistake
@grim dust why you fighting your own kind
I’m never doing a raid again
YES SHIELD
@glass fox I want some more beer please extra foamy
Rising of the shield hero 
yo i want a beer
bar tender break time
if i dont get my beer imma kill everyone]
there we go
se monkeys smart
this is no longer related with sb
its devolved into another chat
PLS DONATE GOLD I GOT TINY
how do i do that
I NEVER GOT MY FUCKING BEER AAAAA
ቤተሰብህን ታግቼ፣ ባሪያ አለኝ፣ የቤት አድራሻ አውቅሃለሁ፣ ከቤትህ ሜትሮች ቀድሜ፣ ቤትህ ተንኮለኛ ነው፣ ቤትህሜትር ቀድሜ፣ በመስኮት፣ ቤትህ ሜትር ቀድመህ ፈትሽ። መስኮቶች፣ የእርስዎንት ይፈትሹ?
I was playing cod sorry
@grim dust I see u won congrats
Marked as a traitor
To my kind
I'm an Alien

Oh free beer
Thanks
wait what
what kind of cod
Warzone
Mobile actually
Mobile
Why?
I attacked my kind
Who?
wana play I play that aswell :>
wait what it do
Stat boost
#🎲game-room is for talking about videogames
sorry
Damn wyvern was online
Tomorrow next raid
I need food
It should ping you, if it doesn't then I'll try to ping you
In case this helps, the next raid will be in about 3 hours
oh ty if I notice the ping then dont ping me
Ok
Beer extra foamy right now.

Nice
I think you shut it with a ray gun
Hmm
peanuts butter
butter
guys raid 👍 9mon start
that's anya son of zoro
GUYS NEED HELP RAID
There more people in the raid, the less of a chance you specifically have of winning
idc I click the button first 
so I'm first to die
Nah I believe the order is random
It's pure rng the order that people go in
Yep
I see hope I survive
I can't wait to get pinged 2 hours from now by this raid...
bruh monke got it
dont disturb mode :>
but i found thatr cursed gif again
Peanut
Hamza may I get access to SB2
Gm everyone
Good mornin to you


Oh an intern
Sadly
Can I have a Bloody Mary?
Thanks
No problem
How much do I owe ya?
Idk tbh
A free drink?
Sure for now. If it was expensive I'll pay for you just this once
I always pay 3 gold when I have this drink
Aight
I still feel like shit
Go take some rest
No problem monkee and thanks for spare
hides behind table
Hey mix
hey- but shh-
oh alright
What's a toaster?
o -o turns visor brightness down to 0%
Is there a wifi name attached?
BHL are you hiding something?
I can sense the waves, im not a machine

No I just finished serving a monkee
Oh
Their tab was 3 gold
Didn't knew we had monke customers
turns wi-fi off
Hmm
Hello Void Titan welcome to the Tavern
Dammit ur gone already?
comes from behind table whew...
Is it just me or is there more bartenders that customers now?
That’s not a great way for a business to stay open
I don’t think I’ve seen you before
?
Just in general I haven’t seen u
Weird
I played for like the first 4-6 months of wipe and was one of first members of the chest cult. I'm not that powerful anymore though.
I also did lots of ppl's infected profiles
But meh I'm not that memorable though bc I rarely chat here anymore or really anymore
Hello good people
hi- I'm being crush-hugged by the snake bartender-

but i swear i remember hamza was a mod
wait hamza isn't a mod anymore?
yeah
sits down
I just wanted to get you back for calling me cute so much - -"
I am not = =
I thought it was chika 

-///- do you forgive me
Yes i do UwU
Who's gonna try my 'Hand'made cocktail here?
Tastes a bit like metal
And its salty
nah ill get PTSD if i do it
Looks cursed

Thanks chad
i can make an improvement though
Ngl it hits hard, what's the alcohol %?
Ask the alien over there

...

Cursed drink
RUNNNNNNNNNN
Hello good people
Hello innocent human
what's a good people
and what's a "innocent human"
Maybe Hidden is a very good person
Ok
now pay tax
Okay I pay tax
k its 50 g
Can you lower it?
your salary is ?
A stick
No
k
I'm giving it to charity
then 1 year of forced labour ig
Ok I'm fine with that
Bye
i missed a raid........................
@vale spade theres a raid
Potion seller bring me you strongest potion I am going into battle
Shit this is a bar
BARTENDER GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST DRINK
AAAHHH!!!

It's more common than you think.

Actually they're an alien

Served
that's brain
tavern lore pt, idk, like 5?
😎 
hey
IF i send alien language i get banned?
idk the language
nop
look ur dm
I alr seen it xd
@grim dust beer?
Aye another update(?) love it
i've basically summarized chapter 2, whilst i also gave a small update
But also: “Welp, there goes my homeland??” Miax really doesn’t seem bothered does he?
Guys becareful a scammer tried scamming the fuck out of me
How?
By telling that i won nitro
Oof
And proceed to force me to invite him to the server
Well thanks for the heads up
The scammer quickly deleted everything
Should have take an ss
Like so damn quick
wasnt he wanted in there, and betrayed?
I'm not a bartender
anyhow tavern lore pt.6
I guess but still there will be some innocent ppl who died so…
it was a rebellion, by the damn peasants
it wasnt a bomb or anything
it just caused instability, and made guards more alert
so miax would have to quickly flee
simple
Ok fine then
Part 6 on my story
The wizards Managed a new orb It makes smoke when broken Ninda Thinks about life and sits In his kingdom A wizards knocks on the door And ninda opens it The wizard duplicates the smoke orb the wizard hands the orb to ninda what dose it do asked ninda the wizard grabbed his hand and teleported to the village Throw it down says the wizard ninda throws the orb down and it creates smoke Bravo says ninda as he clapped The Lucy teleports behind the smoke and walks out of it and Says weak But he tried says ninda Valis is beating you to getting stronger says Lucy we better get going says Lucy again the king gos to his castle to have dinner He eats A chicken leg Lucy teleports inside And holds out a hand I want one too Uhh but- says ninda Lucy raises eyebrow a bit ninda hands a chicken leg They eat for a few minutes Ninda heads off for bed Lucy teleports away Ninda Drifts off to sleep And lays his hand out off his bed and drops his ring He gets up slowly and A demonic skeleton lifts it's hand trying to touch him and he screams and wakes up he wakes up and gets out of bed and looks under the bed to see a demonic orb the color red floating under his bed it flew at his face and out of room he makes a pen appear in his hand and he writes theories of demonic orbs entering dreams He grabs the jar and follows the orb into the hallway it bounces around things and it gos straight into the bathroom and he sees it's demonic skeleton appearance again only in the mirror as he catches it the demonic orb only shows the head he caught the monster orb he writes more of his theory on paper and published it to the kingdom meanwhile..
its not like he loses it, its just that hes sorta exiled
it just needs a bit more thought
Do I know u
King valis and the order of yt 
sigh it was uhhm... below average, i guess? seems pretty repetitive, but i guess it can improve a lot
Oh it makes more since in lore
It will be called king valis and the order of yt
In Wattpad
theres an awful push on the orbs, which makes them seem more uh... plain.
I prefer fanfiction.net
oh welp
The orbs are bit different
i guess that kind of quality is on those sites
Again this is only half of the story
i prefer making a professional story
lemme give you a pretty good example of a decent story
And ninda died and was brought back to live to by the god which had a lot of lore
@opaque nacelle read this and see how you can improve your story, as it has a bunch of potential
Oh so now you’re a critic huh?
I mean u weren’t impressed when I tried to advise u so
It had all that but this is only a sneak peak
One word: punctuation
Also where is part 1
It’s there
im way too judgy of stuff
It’s the evil king valis vs ninda
but i can help
All I’m saying is if you want to judge then prepare to be judged
if that seems weird, i can rewrite that bit
i can make emotions
my first, now scrapped project had quite a bit of emotion
Also Shrimp maybe send me the doc (or whatever ur writing it on) and let me try rewrite it to try improve it
i think i just found something cursed
mk?
Short story / kinda like the Star Wars things it explains the story line In 1663 A planet not earth a planet created by the god A planet named by non other than ninda himself King yt fills the name But valis wants it to be king nothing Valis in 1664 comes in to make sure he owns it a truly disgusting being that was a mistake of a man
You mean your face?
oh wait this aint general
@glass fox this is the document
Thx
Where have u been anyway
sleeping
would be pretty cool if you could help with the writing
Short story / kinda like the Star Wars things it explains the story line In 1663 A planet not earth a planet created by the god A planet named by non other than ninda himself King yt fills the name But valis wants it to be king nothing Valis in 1664 comes in to make sure he owns it a truly disgusting being that was a mistake of a man
For 2 or so weeks?
yes :)
I will in my free time, it’s school hols anyway
hibernation for snakes discovered
I wish I could do that
Short story / kinda like the Star Wars things it explains the story line In 1663 A planet not earth a planet created by the god A planet named by non other than ninda himself King yt fills the name But valis wants it to be king nothing Valis in 1664 comes in to make sure he owns it a truly disgusting being that was a mistake of a man
well i mean, you could certainly give improvement, judging by your criticism
Don’t expect too much
bruh my S key is still not working properly
well, not like this is going to be a professional piece
I sent the story
this is kind of experimental
blue wanted to improve mine 💀
Short story / kinda like the Star Wars things it explains the story line In 1663 A planet not earth a planet created by the god A planet named by non other than ninda himself King yt fills the name But valis wants it to be king nothing Valis in 1664 comes in to make sure he owns it a truly disgusting being that was a mistake of a man
since when did you assume
So you end up searching ex the whole time?
@glass fox you seem in a bad mood rn, whats bothering ya?
Want pt 1
it is working, but it's juts getting slightly stuck
No I’m in a pretty good mood only thing bothering me is my pathetic attempts at humour
Pt1?
Sure
Ok
@opaque nacelle please stop begging for ppl to improve your stuff, if they dont want to, then dont force them, as thats harassment
Lmao
F
Chill just want somebody to read it again I will improve myself thank you
Ninda gets out of bed in his slippers to see what's all the racket little dose he know there's a vicious attack blood souls sucked out of there body's evil fills the area Ninda takes a Torch and lights it luckily there's a cave near by ninda feels a bit chilly he found a safe spot the smell of fire fills his nose from above the demonic creatures laugh as they do there evil job ninda finds a feather and a squid he grabs it and squeezes it he gets a tiny bit of ink and draws a triangle with a cross causing a light source this light source kills demonic creatures but not all of them this will come in handy perhaps said ninda a skeleton like creature moves into the cave and bumps into the back of ninda the creature can't see in the dark but humans can ninda turns around Ahhh says ninda ninda grabs his ball of light and shoved it in the enemy's face the creatures head turned into dust the skeleton drops a evil soul like orb the orb floats around cave and makes weird sounds
The orb floats right behind the corner and a evil mage appears out of the darkness the mage uses a crystal ball held in his hand to transmit messages to the king Ninda over hearing the mage hears a voice saying now your job is to slay the king ninda hides the evil mage finds ninda and slays him
mk
Dose this make pt6 make a bit more sense
I mean I can’t really read it properly till u put full stops and commas and stuff in (like I said earlier punctuation is important)
I don’t do periods
@glass fox just 1 request, when you are changing it, make sure to credit yourself for the rewrite, but dont remove my credit, as that would be stealin, mk?
But I guess I will go ahead and do so
Why would I try steal ur stuff? I won’t even bother crediting myself this is your story after all
Bye
i mean, if you are to rewrite then you do deserve recognition
Rewrite is a strong word, I’ll just reword it slightly
....................


tang lemon 
Thats with the barista
I only serve drinks
Snek
You have the token
Please
I need it
Desperately
I wont just give it away
My price is 11k gold
Lol
Fail
Deal
@glass fox token for 20k dust
As in you have one?
Rip
ye
@gleaming yacht if you are online, I'll be able to trade
Can you trade with me?
How much do you want?
Any bartenders online?
Can I have a glass of tequila
in a moment sir
hands over a tequila shot
hope you enjoy your tequila :)
How much do I owe ya?
it will be 40 silver coins
Can I put it in my tab? I forgot to bring some money
1000 gold worth
So 500 dust?
Ye
sure
let me just note it down
Yes
But I don’t have 20k dust 
How about 170 power gems, 14 health gems and 3k gold?
can I get some HOOO YAHHH!!
Huh?
That's already dead
no its not



💀
dude 11 ppl on raid wth
XD
to mutch
oh well lol
Huh
You should have seen raids right before the apacolypse
30 people raids go brr
ya telling me raid is rng based

Hey guys
immortality
Can anyone cast me blood rain I appreciate it 💕

If thus is a tavern where does one get a beer
Ask a bartender, most have Bartender in their names some don’t.
Thanks
Np
Is there weed?

Would you like to be executed?
Execute order 66?
How about meth
Wanna cook it together?
No your not my mama
But I do run the building
What about beer?
Thanks
@gleaming yacht out here making the dragon boss hear boss music
Poor other participants though
Chat dead as fuc
This place is often dead
Real
Wow epic 
Btw the UFO
changed to a dragon
?
No?
.-.

all have bartender in their names others are fake
Hi
Hi
Helo



How does one even become a mod? (No I don’t want to be one, just curious)
hello snek
Good morning Mix >w<

uh sure
thanks =w= drinks and boops back
nice -w-
enters
You work here?
No
K
SpongeBob just dropped a mixtape
I think some furries were here
What?
Play the mixtape
Amongus

Lol
Can i get a ack68
a what
Thanks
A ACK68
Goodbye
How much is the beer?
🕳️
You fall in a hole
What?
You fell in a hole
I didn't...
2g
Aight
Doesn't ACK68 exist here?
I don't know what that is
@stray girder has received your
2
Banned
Lol
No commands in tavern
💀
Oop
What is it ma'am
What's the emergency
Lmao get trolled emergency services
Respect every police officer
Because they risk thier lifes
For our safety
That's from RoboCop
https://c.tenor.com/AHcr5aK4oEUAAAAM/robocop-fight-time.gif
@stray girder
Is make ACK68 myself
You are?
No
Do you how to make ACK68
Nope
Another beer.
Aight thanks
@stray girder pats good toaster
Shit wrong mixture
-w-
fucking nuka cola quantum
Hey no alchemy in the tavern

=w = thanks
You gndn
ahhh ahhh my burned skin
Got some...
AHHH
Nice beer
thank snek for dat
Aigh
Have you seen this book @stray girder
@twilit patio thanks for the ber
nope
-i sleep-
You wanna know what that book contain
no
Alright
How much is the beer again?
Ah wait this is not the game room
i am no longer afraid
Congrats pins badge to his chest
... ok
steps on landmine

Oh fuck-
real shit?
Certified Bosnian
Uh oh the taverns getting out of hand
Oh nice a party at the tavern
Yes
Dame da ne~
im still alive
Nah man
I survived the Astrolite landmine
Rating this tavern 6 stars on Yelp @twilit patio
Hmm, you seem pretty
not gonna lie
I have a question.
?
Are you protogen?
Just asking
ok
How does it feel to be a protogen?
idk- feels.. normal? thats a weird question to ask
КРОТ-5 бункер
Where else?
bomb has been planted
Shut
This person never dies
He's weird
He visits everyday and lightens up the place
I do not understand
@twilit patio there’s a new human
Just started
Get them to remove greedy but be nice
My braincells are fuckin gone
I need help get braon cell
Yes
Hmm how about you do the deal, cus idk if i will be nice with them
Also low battery so im gone
But you can watch a anime girl play with her hair
PlEASE
Alright I found my brain cells
I'm back
Guys?
Shit, the taverns empty
Welp the doors are locked, gotta wait this one out
Oo, free beer!
Sweep
im a worm in space
@lucid vortex do you have air?
i still live in space btw
Oki doki
One beer please
Nice
foot pls
naaaah
Any bartenders online?
why not
curse that dragon didn't even spare 1 for me
come after 3 years to get foot
:)
bruh
dont even know I'll survive that time tho to my anxiety
raid is so scam
I heard u need a good atk and stamina
I click the start when 4 ppl only den it I didn't even got to attack
what a scam
I lost all my spell
brull
Ye
Ppl r too op
agree

We have lore now
When do i start doing terrorist attacks on elves 
How does the raid work
The boss has ho equal to 80% of all the participants combined attack and stam
People go in random order dealing dmg equal to their attack and stam to the boss
The person who lands the final hit gets a spell
Anyone who survives gets 5 dust
How do you make a character
And everyone who dies gets nothing
Do _start in #🏜playground
I also recommend you look through #📖sb-info
Do you need to own the full game to play
No
@glass fox
Ah,
Φछلждбφξппйы
Ive never used species box
if u win a raid, u gain a spell
buffs and debuffs
Yah but you could lose your character
That's what I was told cuz the enemys do infinity damage
its a gamble
How doesn't infinity damage just kill
I don't know the innerworkings
Is there a way to revive characters
Yeah food
once u die, ur hp just goes straight to 1hp
Ok well I'ma join the raid then no harm in it right
I got lucky tho with starter equipments and low lvl character once
so it might do ya favor
How do you make a guild?
Then what
Then then
How did you get the human role?
You need to opt for raids
is temporary
Oh
once you stay at the server longer- the regular roles would dominate in
nyope
Isk
👽
hello
What do pursuits do
increase stat and give traits
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
Terodactyl
Agent-███ my beloved

You don't understand don't you?
k
Any bartender?
I want choccy milk on rocks
no not on rocks, not yet, it needs testing my test subjects die when they drink it
cloning is exensive
Never mind Ill take a bottle of whiskey







