#š»tavern
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lol
hands @twilit patio a coffee with tail would you like some?
sure, thanks Mix :)
Anyone here?
howdy sips leaf juice
I request a food item
oh I dont work here sry
eh ig i can do that
awsome
Finished
A delicious bar of steel
*nom
Yes
@eager solar you eat steel?
Answer the questionā¦ā¦
never tryed it
I hope I get them spells
Iām looking for a negative one
To cast on people

He he he ha
Fear
balls
They said that token is quite expensive
Yeah
last time i saw a token being sold it was over 10k gold
oof
making pancakes and stacking them

wanna have one?
not really a fan of pancakes -w-
a
hello there ^^
aww thanks <3
-w-
noms
how is it?
by the way if you like them I can make more
Order some beer
Hi how can I get the species role
It just says please create a character first
#šplayground do _start here
@storm spoke are u an alt?
Sureā¦
Cause it just so happens that a guy with the name soviet soldier just got banned a few days ago
@storm spoke
sus
Perhaps we should call in Jimono and ask for their judgment, unless you can further explain yourself @storm spoke cause going silent isnāt helping you case here
ye
@storm spoke you have two minutes to reply
Ok
hmmm
Now explain yourself please
I just created this account 2days ago
yes
And this isn't an alt
why did you use the name "Soviet soldier"
Cause it looks cool
Hm because the other soviet soldier was banned on the third
Oh it wasn't me though
Hm I think Iām gonna ping jimono
Calm down
åčŗ«ć®č”
one thing is that Soviet soldier would'nt have sent this message @glass fox
kay
K
yawns
use english
Ok
Actually @storm spoke nvm looking at your previous messages your English is much too good for you to be him so your free to go, though I might still tell jimono to watch out for you
Lmaoo
lmaoo
Ok
Funny how you copied lau
ye
Gonna change my name so if another guy who is like Soviet soldier is not me ok
K
Is it ok now
kay come again
Lol
ye
Thanks
come back
You ask for a beer but then leave?
Oh forgot
Lol
Can I get it now
Lol thatās two gold stockpiles, I think you overpaid
Oh sorry for that
Gives back most of the gold
Come again soon
I already discussed this with themā¦
Star?
Oh sorry
What a kind soul
lol
B-Bread-
okay coming right up
What?
A water please 
I dealt with my imposter self and im really thirsty
Thanks man
Thankyou
Picture of [REDACTED]
Will there be another raid?
raid opens every 7 hours iirc
Oh hi

Also maybe I should tell you but another guy named soviet soldier joined
ah?
Iām sure theyāre different ppl though
The reason Iām sure theyāre different is cause their English is actually understandable
and no chatting
Iām pretty sure they spoke Japanese though and the troll guy was Russian
Yeah just thought to let you know just in case, sorry to waste ur time
No that's fine
Oh lol
Did u search it?
Yeah
Potion seller I need your strongest potion Iām going into battle
Shit this is the wrong store

Finally back to see I was afk kicked from the guild
Bartender's?
Dang they sleeping on the job again?
Yeah
I could shape shift into a bartender
But i don't know how to even shake water
@eager solar no fair, u beat me to bear
They are great in soup too
Ik cats and soup is a great game
No like cat soup
Hmmm then why do I help people in #šhelp-chat ????
Because ur a human/cat/bear/any other rank
Lol bye
Look at the pamonha car, fresh token for you
why is this working here?
...
shrug
There's 2 white imposters
i have the funny rank now
There's one fake on this server
Anyways can i have lean- i mean beer
thats u
I said beer not lean
anyone have food
hmmmm ok hands beer
Thanks can i also get pancake
Did the bartenders die?
i dont make pancakes
yummmm
lmao wait i found an interesting gif while searchign soup
Mmm pancakes
Infinite soup
infinite wine as well
Let me film that
https://c.tenor.com/xU5o4oSq-aIAAAAM/cop-watch-camera-man.gif
hi
I want more beer
oh fuck sorry that was cider
lmao
thats 100 g
I WANT 56 MORE
give bolt 200g
kool
Lmao im joking
fake
56 of them in total
Fine
or ores
Here count them all
https://c.tenor.com/NTIzab8G1ysAAAAM/money-coins.gif
Cuz im not counting them
come back tmro
pats thanks for helping with the cleaning :3
=w=
me hecking to clean the tavern*
put them in the basement i'll incinarate it later
Why even bother sweeping at that point?
idk
amogusd
nah
hi jim
Help
Hm
thanks
Holy whit nice you became a druid to
ancient druid
!ticket
how do you fail so badly
Idk
but yeah i had to go over a month 6 day non stop blackouts 3 kitchen sink floods
to get where i am in sb
lmaoo
congrats
If you rised at final form, 150 is the limit
But you can decrease your lv by bablos

hi
kute
Wat do you have for dinner here
the menu ?
Yeah
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmm
e do everyhing
:0
cus this is rp
hmmm
I want crispy chicken
mmmm
its 10 g
Oh yeah i remember a food court where the biggest cup size is double the size of average cup size there
pays
whereās there
??
where is it
Why are yal asking?
Cause it doesnt make sense
:|
wha
I see that a lot here
No like the biggest cup size in the closer food court is just a little bit bigger then the average
Yeah it's like that size
...
The biggest cup size at the further food court from here
kay??
Nice
hello uh
yes?
can i get a latte? or no?
thanks

Nice taste
Amog
Oh the Guild leader is Notle šæ
_guild
....
NO COMMANDS IN THE TAVERN @finite nova
I forgor
Waffle?
Waffle
š¤Ø
Thanks
10g
Thanks
Lmao

Giga Chad pancake
yeah
I also broken your door
why is there a tiger tank outside
While entering
shush
Or...?
pay 1000g
HOLY SHIT
choose one
Keep the change
its 1k
uh
I also smashed through yo walls for the rats to enter
there's no change
PAY WITH YOU'RE LIFE
kay
I CAME HERE WITH THE FLAMETHROWE-
use the flamethrower
The rats are still coming
https://c.tenor.com/QRI_rL9EmXoAAAAM/rats-running.gif
They're going trough yo toilet
https://c.tenor.com/jBOf06iI6LUAAAAM/rat-toilet.gif
the attack helicopter arrived to pick up surviver
the attack helicopter flys away with the survivers
nani
They are flying and catching up to you
use shock wave weapon on the rat
Flying Rats has successfully been terminated
phew
They're on cars
https://c.tenor.com/icqj35Rb3EEAAAAM/rats-in-car-schlosity.gif
the whole military has arrived
the whole military is here to get rid of the rats
the whole military goes back to their base
hanger, port, Etc
phew back to normal
sits
The Elmo gang are here
https://c.tenor.com/4EaC523qoQkAAAAM/big-bird-door.gif
what
They wanna kill you for not watching Elmo today
grabs a alien gun
hides
Elmo is making dance moves
https://c.tenor.com/vyVo6nQNp9oAAAAM/elmo-elmo-laughing.gif
Embed fail dies
Elmo has found you
The swat team arrives
Kirby has eaten the swat team alive
runs to the attack helicopter and flys away
Elmo has a helicopter
https://c.tenor.com/e4t1DbShVR8AAAAM/huxley-elmo-in-grouchland.gif
use a shock wave weapon on the another helicopter
try to perfectly land
use homing rocket launcher on the elmo helicopter
Elmo is approaching
runs as fast as possible
the transport helicopter has arrived to pick up
you've successfully escaped
the military has arrived
i would use my alien gun
Funniest sentence I have ever read.
Since when do you have an alien gun??? This is like some sort of crazy TV show where you canāt stop watching because itās super crazy.
what
Never mind.
Thanks
gives 6g
:|
its 50 g
gives 51G
good
uh why is there a tiger tank outside
there is NO tiger tank outside
NO rp
plz
why
Tatatata tata tataratata
https://c.tenor.com/NL5nEUC5YZAAAAAM/tiger-tank.gif
Sheet? U too innocent to swear or just drunk?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
used to censoring
@vale spade
Can i have cocktail
ye
Can i have
Thanks
its 10 g
Can i have 2 more
ye
Bring them
Thanks gives 30g
hi
Iām quite fantastic
@eager solar when did you become a helper?
Today
kool
I am back
Well then @eager solar i guess you are superior to me in jsut about every way no huh
wait you're not the ceo?
What the
š
š
I thought you said you can buy drinks here..?
AND TO O IT OFF NO FAKE COMMANDS IN THE TAVERN
Can I order some pancakes?
from a bartender
Ohhh
yes
yay
its 10g
_give @vale spade
i said 10 gold
šØāš¦Æ
rp gold or secisbox gold
You pretend
š
lel
I MISSED ANOTHER RAID

heres a cat stack, hope it helps
Did u see the url for ur gif? I'm surprised the server allowed it (kinda)
Pussy sandwich
no why?
Pussy could be interpreted differently
wait what?????
I just looked at the link WTF
I'm sure you know what I mean
No, I was in another chat and for some reason it showed me the url as a notification
ok this one has a diffrent link
I have changed the one I have favorited
I now feel the need to check the link to all of my gifs
lmao, nah I would have done the same no matter what
Can I buy 8 adamantium from anyone?
lol
@glass fox thereās a raid
Can I get a beer 
Dammit it was 2 am by me, I was sleeping
dang

hm
The winter
my system update is finish- im back -w-
I can get my daily pancakes again yay
yep
Can I order a large stack of pancakes pls?
yes- anything else?
youre welcome

Can I have a beer 
I have returned for a small exile
Thank you sir sips
I see
Ok thanks
:|
i did
Stop lying, I will diminish liars
:|
Hm
Hey so @whole hollow since youāre an admin can the suggestion thread in this channel be un-archived 

Welp letās hope that freeze doesnāt hinder me too much
Depends on your milk preference
SNEKKK
What do you want with him?
i want him :>
100% milk
what?
you already did damn it

Canāt find beer with milk gif
your amazing snek
Iāll give to u them separately
Ok coke
War 
With mentos
Donāt make these jokes
1 gold for the coke and the cat
Unless it was the other kind of coke u wanted?
Coke og
@twilit patio can i have Crab
no
;-;
but you can have me~
:D
Bro?
grinds you up in a wood grinder and turns you into compost
Why, Iām sure thereās someone out there who wants to eat a sentient snake
but
6 minutes

Compostor
Can I get some dino nuggies?
Bf? Hm I didnāt know you guys were in the serious stage already, in that case I recommend pickling them
@glass fox can i get a beer
@glass fox
thx
They should add bartender bot
Those arenāt Dino nuggies im sueing
This makes me hungry
Basically typed the n word by accident when searching for this
Sorry weāre out of stock with Dino nuggies
Hahahay

snek 
I need them to go to war
Hey cloud welcome
hiiii
All hail the admin
One beer for me
2 minutes till war
Ye
Again?
Yes
@cyan moth
Knock yourself out

hahahah
Literally
Ok
Sussy
1 minute till war!
We can only imagine what went on in the dms
Oh shoot
ah
We need LCVP
stuff. . .
we were talking about mastef
Your now a happy couple?
Oh nvm
@cyan mothshould i show Blue what went on in DMs?
Deym
Lmao
he isn't mature enough
oh well
Sure u bastard
Air support
Why does everyone here seem like they are 12 and edating
but until then
What if Iām actually an adult hm?
smh im 863 and im a tree; i don't date
what went on in DMs

I died
nah it was more. . .
I died
Bruh
Ouch
Just died
I havenāt gone yet
hmm
You sussy baka
All hail bre
Screw bre
Hahahahah
L
#breg
Dammit
breg
Didnāt even kill anyone
Me neither
tf?
Dammit we only got 1 winner
Which side were you
WE WON 2 TOKENS @dry path
LETS GOOOO
Gtg
boo
Cry about it jk
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THEM?
Are you 87_____
Claim land
Okay!
87?
The numbers person
Water
Oh
Your mom when
hmm why are these two different
Le Fishe
big fesh OwO
Yummy feesh >w<

Hello
Ummm okay
Whoa clam down man
I'll just use a pistol instead
https://c.tenor.com/4N_Xx4LDndwAAAAM/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif
Hands-on my booty and lick the floor
I MEAN HANDS UP IN. THE AIR AND STAY ON THE GROUND
- I put my hands up and staying on the ground*
April fools
There we're camera's
Lmao
It's not even April
It is
No it's not
Is april 1st 2020
But the year is 2022
Bro you need an calendar
Cause it ain't even 2022
Is 2020
Although that wasn't a prank
https://c.tenor.com/4N_Xx4LDndwAAAAM/breaking-bad-walter-white.gif
I need money
I don't have anything
woah woah woah
I DON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING
what do you need the money for
I ASKED FOR MONEY




