#🍻tavern
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dude I was drunk that day.
TwT cant stay mad boops head
hm
oh god
GENIUS
they may survive alcohol, BUT NOT FIRE
want choccy milk?
Uhhh sure
Takes choccy milk

lol
dude
thanks Mix <3
ALRIGHT Uses hand sanitizer
-w-
ig we an make money out of contents insurance
Somehow drinks glass too
what business..?
itll be 10 g
Finishes
furry rp

Alright Gives 11g
TwT
nice 1 g tip
No need to thank me
you want choccy beer?
You know what im feelin nice tday gives 0.5g tip extra
No
kay
i do
I need about 20 bread
gives 20 loaf of bread
Takes bread
its 50 g
Alright
:)
Pays 50.5g
nice
cleaning counters and tables
Alright i need to go teleport some bread
Would you mind if i place a teleporter here?
sorry i cant cus i dont have magic sense
yet
And thats why i neeeded the bread
don worry i sold it
to tnt
So now are you guys okay if i place a teleporter here and teleport some bread
no
do it outside
Alright

Goes out side and teleports bread
Bar man give me water 
@stray girder
Bar man missing today 
im no missing
:|
Suddenly a giant bread monster with tumors arrives in town
Oh god
kills it*
So tavern's getting staffed nowadays 
gives water
ye
Bar mab used to be missing most of the times 
Goes back inside the tavern
lol
Thanks bar man
Hey guys i need some bread
I want to buy bread here
sorry we're out of stock
we dont have bread
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-
im have vodka
i ell hat not you
you want burp
C:
I̶̾̊ ̶̾͌ẁ̵̉a̵͚̐n̶̡̓t̶̅̋ ̴́͂b̵̾̀r̷͐͑e̸̛͝ă̸̿d̸̎͒ ψ
its 5 g
I̶̾̊ ̶̾͌ẁ̵̉a̵͚̐n̶̡̓t̶̅̋ ̴́͂b̵̾̀r̷͐͑e̸̛͝ă̸̿d̸̎͒ ψ
sorry but WE'RE OUT OF STOCK
Here’s ur toast
Lies
DUDE HE'LL MAKE A BREAD MONSTER WITH THEM
Nom nmom nom
Yay new employees
Are you out of your mind?
kay that'll be 7g
We need to be diverse in the staff here
I am just hungry
You didnt give me the toast
Hey @eager solar how much
tnt's not an employee
ye
It’s like Olive Garden, infinity toast
7 g
nice
Gives 0.1g
kool
Dang so that’s a no on the infinity toast campaign?
only toast and sandwiches
Ḡ̷̚Ȋ̷͐V̸̈́̉Ẽ̵̂ ̸̄͝M̵̆̆E̷͖̋ ̸̽̈B̴̛̼R̷̾͑E̷̊́A̴̿̄D̸́̎ ̷́͛Ò̴̊R̵̔͝ ̴̈́͊Ǐ̷͝ ̴̮͝W̴̏̀I̵͋́Ľ̵͊L̵͛̿ ̶́͋C̷̀́O̵̒̌N̶̿̆S̵̛̊Ú̴̈M̷͌͠E̸̪͐ ̵̙͗Ȳ̵̀O̴͑͝U̶̱͐R̶͋̈́ ̵̒̕Ś̸̯Ö̵́̒Ư̶̙L̴͒͊
noo
What is the taverns menu? Toast sandwiches beer coffee?
And root beer ofc
I̷̊͊ ̸͗̃Ẉ̷͘I̴̛̊L̶͑̑L̴̛̇ ̶̑̈́N̸̿̂Ŏ̶͝T̶̋̍ ̴͂̂A̸̎͝S̸͐̀K̸̂͋ ̷̂͘Ä̶͠G̶͋̌A̴͇͠I̴̎̌N̵̄͐ ̸̃̕Ḡ̷̻Í̴͐V̶̋͗Ę̷̀ ̸̀̈́M̷̃̀E̶̒̐ ̸͛̒B̵͊̓R̷̆͑È̴̂A̶̋̓D̷͓̀
whatever coustmers order that we can bring here
Gud
Here is ur bread
Thanks
thats 10 g
Pays 10.1g
yo blue
Lol got a friend to join only for them to purposely say f*g and get banned
lmao
Anyways i will go teleport some bread now
kay bye
Goes outside and teleports bred
:0 wizard???
he is a evil mage
Hey @vale spade if you kill another bred monster i will get my revenge
Three bread monsters arrive at the town
Bye
Gl n have fun
The bread monsters are harmless and actually help the townspeople carry stuff arround
Ig I’m the only bartender on staff then 😔 all alone again
Yay I knew it 
They see a sliced piece of bread and get so mad they kill 50% of the townspeople
Hmmmm
I will kill any man who tries to kill any man
KIlls all bread monsters
Om nom
making pancakes
Comes back to tavern
Welcome back
Sup
What is the name of this tavern?
What can I get u?
Anyway anyone got some time to spare cuz i need to get rid of all the bodies
Fantastic
Ahh our body removal service is complimentary when u get a large coffee
noms a pancake
Dont have time for a coffee so thats a no and will have to do it myself
See ya
leaves tavern
Dang cya
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh i dont think we brought enough body bags
Well then if we dont have enough body bags why dont we just sell the corpses as meat?
I have an idea
no
Comes back to tavern
T-T
Hallo
r u finally gone
Anyone need some fresh meat?
oh god help
Hehe
Hey @eager solar Got some fresh meat wanna buy it and then use it for meals for customers?
If it’s cheap then ya
We r running out of salami
1g per 4kg
hands over 400g
Gives back 300g
Alright its a deal
Yay now I can pay off the police
Humans don't taste all that great, I don't understand why everyone likes them so much
Perrrrfect timing
How does someone become a king in SB
YOu need to rise
Rise to Leader, then to King
This was the exact question I was asked “How do I get a special and become a king?”
@warm spruce
Because the children are so soft
And also so small
bdw @eager solar did you know that the meat i sold you was meat from humans?
Not even a snack
Thats why it was so cheap
Hmm nope
ring the bell if you weirdos need anything
Dont
But it’s all made into salami now so too late
Cool
What a salami sandwich ?
Me? Hmm nay
U sure, it’s rlly cheap
Fun fact human meat actually spoils in less than 10 minutes
So i would recommend you sell it really fast
You have 4 minutes left
3*
advertises
You don't even know how to preserve human flesh, wow.
calling someone on the telegram yeah- murderers here, or cannibals- I dont know
I'm neither a murderers not a cannibal. I'm not a humanoid, and I only kill people in self defense
Ahem I Prefer the title of a sociopathic cannibalictic murderer
Uh-
Anyway @pseudo mortar What species are you
I'm a Bazelgeuse (classified as a Flying Wyvern) that was adopted by dwarves at a low age
Alright lemme call someone
Calls meat trader
Order Bazelgeuse meat
Gets told that they are out of stock
Ends call
Nooo
@pseudo mortar I killed your brethren
Bazelgeuse meat gives you indigestion that is best described by the term "blast radius"
Good for you
No i dont want to eat it
Nah I’m kidding
I want to push it down your throat so you become a cannibal
Thats easier said than done
Yea i also already realized that
Anyway guys got some datin tips cuz i want to date Bee6
bee6 i the worst option out of all the bots
bee6 is pay to win
Yea i want to give them a false sense of security and then kill them after the date when i have brought them home with me
But to give them the false sense of security i need good dating tips
Ughhh well anyway since you know about my plan i need to kill you @vale spade
Goes in for a stab in the neck
T-T grabs arm
Wat
??
Ughh i forgot that other people work here too
did you do smth??
No i got stopped by Mix J
Anyway im outside the tavern now
And i still need to get rid of the witnesses and the target
Alright plan: Kill Mix J, kill Normal Flying Wyvern, kill Bolt
Ǒ̵̓h̶͑͋ ̵̠͋t̸̍̈́h̵͐͋a̶͂̄ń̵̂k̶̀̊s̸̜̓ ̸̈̋f̷̄͆ỏ̷̇r̷͙͝ ̸̊͘c̴̋͑ő̷̃m̸̍͌i̶̐͝n̷̛͐g̶̃̉ ̶̄̀t̴̞̂o̵̒̈ ̶̗̆m̸̆͠ë̸́͋ ̷̅͝t̸͔̋h̸̿̿a̵̓̚t̴͂̃ ̸͜͝m̶̎̊ạ̶̛k̴͗̄e̷̎͒ś̸͑ ̵̓̉m̸̃͠y̶͎͋ ̶̈͑j̸̊͋o̷͊̐b̸̓͗ ̸̱͘a̵̓͝ ̶̓͂l̷̊̓ò̶͗t̶̛ easier
Stabs Bolt in the shoulder
No
oh ig i just have to leave the world
Yes
ill return tommorow byeeeeeeeee
punches knife out hand
Smacks TNTKind with tail
Falls to ground
Ouch
Gets back up
I have overestimated you
Shoots Normal Flying Wyvern in the face with a shotgun
tackles TNT before they do
I'm resistant to bullets you idiot
stop using firearms in my tavern
I dunno, stop trying to kill people?
Anyways kicks TNTKind out of tavern and locks the door
But where is the fun in not killing hundreds of innocent people?
Just kill them elsewhere
Nah
I hear the Elven nation of Sutpid needs some culling
Anyway ima go to my secret mountain base to get some explosives and come back in a bit
See ya
Goes to secret mountain base
Comes back from secret mountain base
I forgor where my secret mountain base it
Could i please come in and get a beer
Knocks on the door
Kicks door open
I dont have time to wait
Goes behind counter grabs some alcohol then goes to a table and drinks it
hey you arent allowed back there
Maaaaaaaaaan thichis 100% alcohhicol slaps
Ooooo Are you gonna hic tell mah parents?
HahahHaHAHAHa
hic
Ughh i feel so hic sleepy man
Im just gonna sleep on hic this chair
Falls asleep
Drunk chat
Yip
** Picks up sleeping TNT and hauls him out of tavern towards inn **
whew
Who wants love spell ?
what?
You don’t have a character 
Look- ima justa barista
@glass fox are you running the tavern now?
Kinda
No he still here, just got muted for a while but he's back now
So we all kinda take turns
snek was muted 
I think he pinged mastef or something
@stray girder #941809618236104725
im not british
We have tea in there
dont care
@stray girder I will shank ya
no
Hey guys, can I be in someone’s alliance?
Hey everyone
hi
howdy
Greetings
making pancakes
Toasting Toast
buttering butter
Charring livestock
doing daily hms
lol
Hmmmmmmmm
wrong place
I GOT THE FECKING WISE TRAIT
AND IM A EVEL 20 SMTING DWARF
AND HOW TF DID I NOT GET THE TRAIT AS A LEVEL 100 DRUID
well its bcs dwarves are the best
WELL HEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN IT WHEN I WAS A DRUID
ha
minan is gonna be so angry lol
u wernt a smert dwarf then
he will curse the shit out of u
ayyyyyyyy
RNjesus loves me
lmao he does
well i think he is showing favoritism to dwarvs now
and he dosent like humans
cus they crusified him
pry to RNGesus
OMG ITS A LEMON CAT
OMG LEMON CAT AN YOU GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH??
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
instantly dies to spawn again is some time*
Hm
Nice
kay??
Hello everyone please help me how to make it so that there are more than 60 fps in the game the laptop is powerful but for some reason not more than 60 maybe some kind of restriction is worth
disable v sync
also there's no need to play this game at more than 60 fps
it probably wont run at more than 60 fps when you have a decent population
also #🚑help-chat next time
How many fps do you have
making coffee
throwing pancakes
On my phone I usually get around 30 but the game runs at a reduced speed after a few thousand years
hey stap throeing stuff
Tossing toast
T_T
scatters some scales and flies away
cleans up the scales
continues cleaning
Playing air drums while waiting for customers
wiping counters
tries to recruit Mix J to be the air guitarist
Excuse me, is Topguner's ban over?
shakes head nu
Hi
It better be, it’s been past what we were told it was supposed to last

Howdy boss
I am not chill, i must open tavern
@warm spruce please answer god


Pls answer our prayers
Lol

Man's asleep for once let him continue
Oh ok
lays on sneki while drinking coffe
Mods? Asleep….
Hooray
Imma use my toaster pfp I guess rn
Ok
Toasted mushroom sounds good
Don't worry, god will wake up tomorrow
One day

Then we can ask

Did I hear toast
Yes
One order of toast coming right up
how?
Toast
Someone help me I got hit by a fireball got curse and am dying
Thanks
Wait you're a bartender now?
Mee Yee
Nice
Got 134
Feed it please. @eager solar
What would it like?
Errrrrmmmmmmm waffle fries
No
What the f--was that
Nothing better hurry and remove those traits before you get robbed 
who want complimentary waffles?
Lol
Waffles and fries
Because I’m VERY tempted 
_rob 
Interesting breakfast
What the hell do I do the guy that curse and threw a fire ball at me also stole some of my gold what a pain
Join a guild to put away your gold 
Can't do much if you're low level
Join a guild
Man really combined em
Just level up dummy 
How
You get invited to one
I forgot I have not played in a long time
They look like the potato crisps here
Lol
Yeah he should 
it would make sense
What would the name be?
Bye
Me too
want some choccy milk anyone
The last thing I drew
?
I wish i could draw
it still look good
want some choccy milk anyone?
Cute
Lol
Nice
Why are you wagging your tail?
no no one did
The?
gif we use

What?
kay ping me if you need anything
same
done
got an A
Wow
it was easy
i just sit in one place and watch yt
that was my overall grade
Ah i see
k
Bye
I wanna draw a pokemon ree
bye
draw a umbereon
Hmmmmm
a shiny umbereon
I'm not good with pokemon
HERETIC
I drew espeon but I hate the eyes
Hey someone told me how to remove traits am all good now
I didn't watch it
thats very good
... its a game too
Its good
Good for you
Lol
Never played
just watch some pokemon playthroughs
I wish to be a bandit
I just can't remember what is which
Oh thank god
Hollow Knight is quite cool
Hollow Knight?
kay i gotta go ping me if you need smth
who wants some cookies with milk- only 4.99 g
You dont know hollow knight?
No
Cookie's pfp is the Vessel from Hollow Knight
What's that?
Its a 2d metroidvania
player character
Is the Knight Hollow?
Ohhh ok
In a sense yes
Never was big on those
Its all fun in games until you get to the Palace censord for no spoiler
Ok
?
I might watch it
It's a game though
Oh god dont remind me that i still need to finish the path of pain
Oh god
No
Sadge
If you want neck you can always draw an alolan Exeggutor
idk what you are talking abt it has a normal neck
It's just hard to see
@earnest oriole you back to toaster?
For now
I rotate the pfp
yes
aa-
Wahhh
noice
This pose is gonna end me

I have to make something with poses and do it while sitting in a car
Reeeee
Would napping work?
wait till out car
I have to wait til I get back to ville of gators
o
Like 3-4 hours out
People
oh- hey
Hey
how are you?
Good ‘n u?
im fine
do you?
I’m a bartender…
thats....
So bad
so frking good
no its the oposite
Too much like this thing
you're good at this
well im a barista
Hi mix
Hm ok I’ll have one then
hello ^^
Mix works here
well what do you want?
No
Um an ale
No
No booze at work
It’s a tavern, there’s booze everywhere
and mix only serves non booze drinks
coffee stuff
you also do juices
yesh
pours some from the jug here ya go
Now what to do with long neck boy here
make it longer
boops
Aight aight imma go back to work
Bye
longer
Longer!!!
Nuuu
😳
lol
TwT
Nothing going on, just doing bartender stuff
snek is acting a bit sus- nvm
This to this bruuhhhh
Scroll up until you see a snake
okay okay back to bartending
Killed the overlapping
head

@vale spade you kidding me, you won again
Oh no @twilit patio he’s at it again, run
Begging to be bartender
I’m chill, I’m really chill, some might even say frozen
Hm
I was just laying on the snake
T_T
i wasnt sussing
Kill it
The dog?
you guys are just thinking dirty
What?
sussy boys
Time to color this bs
It's cus I pray to RNGesus
Unlike you who pray to normie jesus
prays to coffee jesus
Sowwy was doing something
oof
Yo what's the drink menu looking like today!
T-T
Beer and coffee
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
want choccy milk?
And the blood of the innocent
whatever youd like to order we probably got it
Unless its tea 
we have everything exept pepsi and tea
How much for a coffee with some milk. (In gold)
yeah yeah
choccy milk?
4g
Aight
bought em
yee
Ayy thanks Bolt
:)
Yummy pepsi
Mix J you don't have an account??
we should do a kfc deal @twilit patio
Did you just say KFC?😳
kfc + pepsi = best combo
Yo snek who do I pay??
?
anyone
Mix J don't got a character
Any of the bartenders
Aight
pay to me
pay to snek TvT
pay to anyone
4 gold for coffee and 2 gold tip
to who?
Portuguese moment
Downs in seconds and starts short circuiting because I don't have a mouth and just poured all over my monitor

F
lol
rip
T wT gives towel
kute
Lmao, didn't know you made different versions
yo @earnest oriole can i commission you for a pfp ill pay with @stray sigil
lol
Maybe
ill giv 100k
100k what?

Crab coins
only 100k
100k in what though
i make 105k every day
Wot
in @stray sigil
Lol
not mush tbh
Ah
I don't play that
ah
Speaking of that i gotta go do collect
Lol
with 100k you can buy the tavern
Naaaa I'm fine
@twilit patio you serving?
kay
What would u like?
You are still mush glonk?
Yup
Lol
Damn going straight for the most expensive thing
Dam they're gonna get hammered
heey im here too- my pancakes are delish
there are so many bartenders
Yup TwT
I think there are like 5
Idk where the other 2 came from
they're performing mitosis



