I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
#🍻tavern
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yo wth dude
i think you picked the wrong room
Nah this the right room
I told my self defense story
Just as the founding fathers intended
Anyway, great story
Oh way down south in the land of traitors....
Nah this ain't the 1800s this the 1600 bro
Aww
that must me western chad
Rule Brittania...
Western chads
What about Eastern chads
Tally ho lads we must take on the Franks for they are attacking our allies
We must defend from colonists from the west
Good luck
If the previous data would be alive, we need more guild map space i think
Every time i went to the toilet and back to my room :
Cute kitty
Thicc
Same as my dog
I don't have pets
My dog does the same when you get up from the couch he will instantly sit in your spot 

Ha 


I just kinda went along with it as a joke but why are the Elves a bad race?
Never got the whole reason behind the joke
I don’t know
pointy long ears bad 
No I’m all lonely 
Gonna ask my guild leader if you can join ours

All silver… I think. Don’t remember

Then all you need to do is a load of dust from dungeons to put a lot of gems in your adamntine gear
Then you can get stuff like this lol
I’m already salivating
Lol
It's kinda convenient I've already met a lot of other people in my guild before I was invited to it
Yes my top of advice is make a lot of friends with the already very friendly people here and they will help you out
Yea I’ve already felt the helping hand of the people here when I had a bunch of bad traits 
Do you have 100 attack
No last I checked it was above 30
Alright
100 attack is the only requirement which I think mythril gear would give
I should give you the steel amulet that was given to me to get started
I could start a tradition 
What tradition?
Passing on the steel amulet to new players and each time they upgrade it with gems
I received it from Vladink when I first started
I could put a gem or two in it and then pass it on to Devils
Oh cool
You speak portuguese?
Ok thank you
Damn I know a few words of Japanese and German
Japanese as in like 3 or 4 words
Wait no 5
Ara (My)
Konichiwa (Hello)
Baka (Idiot)
(Pervert in Japanese)
Arigato (Thanks)
Arigato is thanks
Arigato Gozaimasu
Oh
Japanese
like i said, dont speak dwarfish
Good morning and good night
Yeah
Tag, Hallo, Grüß dich, Gluten Tag are hello
Guten Nacht
Auf Wiedersehen, Tschüs,Tschau are bye
Auf Wedersehen
Lol
Can't pronounce
W is a v sound
The best insult no one here knows what it means besides the people who also know some german
Insult?
I ran it through google translate
How is your sister
Null
Eins
Zwei
Drei
Vier
Fünf
Sechs
Seiben
Acht
Neun
Zehn
Elf
Zwölf
Dreizehn
Vierzehn
Fünfzehn
Sechzehn
Seibezehn
Achtzehn
Neunzehn
Zwanzig
0-20
What's that
I see Elf
Elf is 11 in German
Impressive though
I speak korean, english and few japanese words
Ah
I took a German class for a semester
Oh yeah I know some Spanish words
MI HERMANO ES GORDO
MUY MUY GORDO
GORDO ES MUY MAL

I don't have a brother
오우
It translates to
My brother is fat
Very, very fat
Fat is very bad
this means 'oh'
I don't have one
Oh lol
내 동생은 뚱뚱해
아주, 아주 뚱뚱해
뚱뚱한건 안좋은거야
Sad things that some people misunderstood this with chinese
It's understandable
Zehn, not Cien
Zwölf, not Twelf
Sechzehn, not SechSzehn
Siebzehn, not Siebenzehn
Other than that it looks correct
Oh yeah
I'm a dumb nut I put Twelf lol
I think I mixed Spanish with German for Cien
I don't remember
Yeah
Du bist sehr gut!
You are very good?
Yes
English and German are kinda similar and I'd say easier to learn than Spanish
A lot of words sound similar
Es is
Bruder brother
Neun nine
Then again it's my opinion
Spanish didn't click with me
English and German are both germanic languages, so basically from western europe
English is just 3 languages stacked on top of each other and wearing a trench coat.
Hi
Lol
ငါ့ရဲ့ညီလေးကအရမ်းဝတယ်
အရမ်းအရမ်းဝတယ်
ဝတာမကောင်းဘူး
Burmese
Took a while to type that
Woah what
Would a musket be a good murder weapon 
Loud bang
Smoke
Long reload
Wouldnt recommend
Long bayonet 
Iirc it had smth to do with the rifling 
Rifling?
The thingy on the varrel of a gun
Bayonet?
Got disconnected had to get mobile data 
Relatable
The bayonet is the sharp thingy you use to stab
Getobile data?
Yeah


Misspelled 
@tight pulsar no text wall
How did some of you get Immortal role?

Nitro flex 
Chat alive when 
Wdym 
When some people saw korean words, then they misunderstand that with chinese words
Oh what does it say in chinese :confusedcat:
wdym
I thought you knew what it said in chinese 
Maybe it says some gibberish 
I dont know anything about chinese
Trilingual nice
Kinda wanted to learn korean or vietnamese so i could pretend to be one 

Got lazy couldn't troll ppl 
Korean is easy except grammar
And i lack some knowledge about those cultures to be convincing
Ended up pretending to be australian 
Korean grammar is also hard to natives
Wdym is there feminine and masculine thingy there too 
Also how is it easy is there a lot of characters to memorise 
There are many things to learn, such as nouns, adverb and postposition, and there are separate words related to informal and formal speech
Formal and informal speach sounds complicated already 
So are there feminine and masculine speak to
Unlike japanese, we dont have that i think
Oh nice
Hopefully i could learn it some day once i have time
Then again i have lots and just kill it on sb 
Sometimes i question stuff but life is only about how you enjoy it
vicious cycle
Yeah a very vicious one
Spent 8 hours straight on dankmemer before i realised i could just robbed people 
I was pretty dumb then 
Now bot sucks ass
Rob sucks and stuff sucks
Dank just became shitty tbh
Dog go bark
Hi
Dog go bark
I earn my money on my own by part time job
Morning in Seoul
Looks nice
I never liked big cities
how do i add maps at #🌐✔cool-maps
crowded af
Ask in #🚑help-chat
Probably
Im not sure
But its not here
I knowww
k
anyway im gonna do part-time job and brb after 9hours later or lunch time
4k of my messages have 
4k messages?
Yeah 
What year did you join?
Last February?
Now that i think of it it was January 
Oh ok
5k messages
I have 15k
For some reason i spelled your name as dugnuagger
How did you know?
Searched probs
Search 
Dugnuagger
The magnifying glass thingy near threads 
Yeah i found it
I listen to whatever isn't blocked on school wifi Wich is hard because my school is a stuck up asshole
Welcome to the land of the living atsu
Bot has been dead for nearly a week
Rip
You abandoned us though
It was a week ago

and maybe it'll back in a week if Jupe solve magic code's problem
Magic code man
Magic Code Turtle
Magic code soup 
I thought the bot is back ;-;

Pain.
_gather
Pain

Well then it’s half of the way there :D,
Eemm... What
Yeah!
It didn't have a cooldown action
Well doesn't
Is that something we should let june know?
yeah
yes for not abuse maybe?
exactly
So you know how commands have blockers to not be used in other channels from the first
_b u doesn't have that attach to it
Which allows for a plethora of things for example baobles debt
reported
And negative levels
Who did that
I mean who started the negative bablos trend
Bug
Probably the elves am demon so its not me 
Likely

Oh ok
Bot back anyway
It went off again
Well bug fixing but ya
I saw people doing it but it will be fixed?
Probably
Just gone weeks playing sb
?
It crushed
of?
The character
bot crashed its gonna be back up in a minute
This profile had to reset itself because it became -2
And couldn't lvl up
Hold up did I crash it
Maybe
I crafted 150 cfood and then commands stopped working during results
Butterfly!
it crashed when someone leveled up
Bot get surprise 

I was max level tho
Probably
its back up

What's new in SB?
But if me cooking kills it
nothing is new
Bro we all got to chill
150 cfood is doing it
No it's just overloaded
I swear to .....
Not you
It's done it twice after doing 150
We need riot mode again 
People are dumping in commands like no day tomorrow
To many people
Bot crashed 
XD
I just want to equip all the gear I got so I can join

Topguner invite them when it's back up
Ping me when you're done

I'll wait in tavern
@sage edge it was me each time
I also think it’s crashing because people are now doing dungeon 
Yeah
_ping
No it wasn't
T-T
You're just a great chef
Don't blame yourself
Probably wasn’t the main reason but contributes
The bot loves your cooking
I can't send screenshots yet reee
Type as much as you can
But it's happened each time on like the 4th result from 150 cfood
Bot still fresh and new 
Plus moderator said it was caused by player lvling
It's still taking baby steps
Each time it was during 150 cfood craft
It worked with 125 cfood fine
yes, I hope it will be the same as before
Yesss
Third times the charm!
Hamza where's the error from?
I leveled up too lol
I'll wait here
It's not just you
It's probably me too
I cooked food too
Ya but each time it stopped in the middle of a 150cfood which would be extremely convincing
I'm leveling blacksmith
Convenient*
I was, honest!
It isn't I've crafted more at once before and it was fine
No
Something with calc
I still stick with too many players
Yes
Also that
WORKING
Fourth time the charm!
Bot is online again 
No raid? 
Yo @teal spoke do you have any clue why the font is different?
nikon used a windows server but the new server is linux
working on it
Ahhhhhhhh
Yo @teal spoke or another moderator may I keep tyrant eater for bug finding?
Will be reset to all players?
yeah we gonna fix some stuff and add some new stuff
Cool so why would the alt not matter?
probably gonna reset
Ahhhhh
but that's gonna take like a month
Welp dam good run so far
Mk
quite optimistic assumption ngl lol
yeah i know
Hippity hoppity your profile picture is in my gallery now.
illustrator
What do you like about it?

Is it down again?
Likely
im fixing the font thing
Oh well
Oh thank you
Ahhhh
I like the old one
Bot crash am in dungeon 
Hmm

on
Down again?
It’s cursed 
More like baby face plants after a few steps 
Lol
Hamza working on font fixing
For a few times now
Hamza is a god

But it'll walk soon
Hamza is a god
I just want to gather 
XD
I wonder when a mod loses their position as mod would they listen to “Viva La Vida”? 
What's that?
Gifs?
I'll look it up
Lol snek

Praise thy holy one
@teal spoke @whole hollow good luck
Thank you!

Well, the sb team started to work in earnest...
I wonder how the economy can be saved
💀
The economy of the sb has stopped itself except for a few items due to extreme deflation.
The part that displays attack power and defense is strange @teal spoke
letters overlap
They made this in linux i think
not a window
Ya they know
E
And have been trying to fixing it for like 1 hour
👽
alr times come
Bet Pool Opened!
Place your bet on spell
Jimono - Bless(300g)
Friendly Duck - Fireball(300g)
Snek - Curse(200g)
Fireball, 300 gold
_s
epic fail
Curse-150g
Ok 300g
welp he's first
300 gold ampli
500 cfood on shield
Jimono - Bless(300g)
Friendly Duck - Fireball(300g)
Snek - Curse(200g)
Ertkif - Diminishment(200g)
Notle - Amplification(300g)
Topguner - Shield(500cfood)
God i hate your gif speak 
Why are you stuck in gif speak 

200g tiny
Don't forget me
I hate this gif 
Thx

Jimono - Bless(300g)
Friendly Duck - Fireball(300g)
Snek - Curse(200g)
Ertkif - Diminishment(200g)
Notle - Amplification(300g)
Topguner - Shield(500cfood)
Total Bet - 1300g, 500 cfood
20 mins left
@warm spruce I'll give you my bet and give the winnings to me later gtg
alr 
Give it to the guy who wins later 
Yeah i know
500 cfood on love I guess
Did you think i eat them all
Forgot i already said it to you 
My heads been feeling numb nowadays 
@whole hollow thank you so much! 
Jimono - Bless(300g)
Friendly Duck - Fireball(300g)
Snek - Curse(200g)
Ertkif - Diminishment(200g)
Notle - Amplification(300g)
Topguner - Shield(500cfood)
BHL - **Love
**(500 cfood)
Total Bet - 1300g, 1000 cfood
Why love here 
anyway, 15mins left
MY dog
It make me lag a bit


no meme theif again
With no stam
Imma pour some stamina soon

Unfortunately, the meme itself is NSFW, so I think it should be deleted. sorry
Yeah i'm lagging now
When i scroll up and down
smol af
even smaller than your mushroom
Oh
It's just a strawberry....right?
Sorry
Clean and Wholesome memes pls
I can't call that clean or wholesome
Wtf
At least, clean
Like what is that
Look it's running Miku
how clean
Whichever you like or dislike, im swear you saw or heard about her at least once
Really?
ok i will break the gif thing just to say this
HOW TF DO YOU NOT KNOW MIKU
there's was even a show of her, she was a hologram btw

Yeah sad i live in asia and not know that
i also live in asia too
Nice
Japan's closest country
1 min
Thailand closest country
And India to the west
alr there it is
Oh i think ive seen before
Bets closed
Jimono - Bless(300g)
Friendly Duck - Fireball(300g)
Snek - Curse(200g)
Ertkif - Diminishment(200g)
Notle - Amplification(300g)
Topguner - Shield(500cfood)
BHL - **Love
**(500 cfood)
Total Bet - 1300g, 1000 cfood
Bet Pool Closed
It's clean right?

Hello

I WON
Gg
The bet pool is mine
Hi guner
And you're desired spell

Bet result -> Shield (Topguner won)
I can't be happier right now
I should be a fortune teller
Double winning lol
anyway i payed with notle's bet
Somebody won bet 
imma shower rn
Don't slip 
Go on
Thx
I had to as well
Paid
Thx everyone ! Last one is duck I think
@teal spoke Will you reset soon?
Reset might be coming after new update
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer 
Ye
Is there any way to save the economy now?
what is wrong with the economy ?
No more too much resources ☠️
because of ?
@next juniper how much gold you got 
T-T
No
It's hard to put it all in one sentence
Hyperinflation 
💀
We've been running for a long time
is it deflation or inflation?
Well we purposefully caused it
Long time = mega ton of infinite resources
Only 6.7k
Infinite resources = low low prices
it's probably both? I'm not sure about this
Wanna try fight 
Wait you have thorns 
They are asking you to fix that which is impossible without either new content or new resource
Are deflation and inflation both out? @opaque nacelle @earnest oriole
I have not x)
?
No resources will be returned when use contacted command so no more to much resources 
Are both deflation and inflation happening?
Kk wanna fight your 1k for my 4k 
Idk really
alright server down
I know only deflation happens
fixing some bugs
Ags are just funny
Bot down
:(
Noice lol
Turkish band 
We do
There was litterally ppl giving out free adamantine since week 2 basically
Time to play soulknight 
I know I'll loose, thorn is too op
Who?
Oh
I have no thorns 
What the
I don't have that gun what is it
In the last you lose mana 

Ohhh is it the lips
What I can guess now is:
The value of all minerals becomes 0 because there is no source of consumption for the minerals.
Gold inflation due to bablo system
Yeah
You have thorn
Wtf is thaf weapon 
Lips
Oh so I'm privileged now 
I can t play origin cuz my phone laggy
How do you get thorn?
What is the price of dust?
_c
Hello gentlemen
👽
Im braindead
How to get thorn?
I think it is around 3 gold per 1 dust
1 gold for 2-4 dust
Maybe in a less horrifying way
IMMA BUY ALL
Lol
Oh 
Even the dust is deflation?
Nvm its shroomish
Verbal abuse 
I thought the dust would be inflation, not deflation.
This is why we don't limit our language on gifs
I think most expensive commodity is absolute gems
That's still scary
How much?
It must have been worthless with the bablo
50 gems now iirc same thing that happened to adamant
It's because there's a level down.
100 per each
Wow
You get thorn from lvl up
Prob
Oh really?
I remember i gave someone an ag
Time to bablos
Bones?
Bones
Why bones so valuable
Say it
He gives thousands for it
But i forgot his nickname
Valuable customer
Notle bones cost 2k for 100%
Imma try find him
Bones funny
Lol
I think it all started because of the equipment destruction in the _ask command
Yeah
I think it is bc of _ask doing multiple at once
Notle bones are sold at percentage iirc @late hull or @pseudo mortar bought them
My teeth necklace would sell for a lot then
Na
It was great for leveling up contact and blacksmithing without costing a lot of gold
Yeah
I got to lvl 100 blacksmith now
Ya they ain't wearing it though
Blacksmith level 100 is really too easy
They just hoarding bones
Wood is still a sorta stable currency
Yeah
Yes let's keep it that way
Anyway
Why is it so god damn hard to get giant
Because of this, I think the dungeon is clear faster because the equipment's stats are higher
I think i have it
Who wants to obtain enlightenment. You to can become enlightened for the small, small price of your mortal body.
What
No it will fall if some guys sell theirs
Since then, the cooking level has become easier, and the alchemy level has also become easier.
I haven't collected a single trait in 150 levels
All skill levels have become too common
Oh oof
And you don't have enough gold to back the value of wood
💀
I got a lot on first rise
I used all of the bablos I built up when the bot was down and reduced 32
I remember when "Master Chef" was my tinnitus when I was in Close Beta.
I'm back to level 120
Ya lol
Tinnitus?
At that time, it was very expensive to destroy equipment
I hate how late level ups still give you sticks
Yeah
Meh
it's nickname.
150 should be something big
Do you have lucky trait?
No 
Ok sure...
Give me my peace money later @sage edge and i will call a ceasefire with elves 
300 gold 
I reached level 100 cooking level for the first time in Closed Beta
Then you have 5% chance of getting a trait when leveling
Thought you wanted peace between all races 
With lucky it's 6.25%
It'd make easier wars
I got the thorns trait I believe first
I'm selling peace for 300 gold 
How much
this was my honor
300 gold 
Lol
Lol
When im first reach cooking level 100
I an selling peace for 300 gold 
Master chef
I see elves and peace with them as cheap
Peace of what?
Peace with elves 
Everyone is at cooking level 100 now
Imma buy
Idk bout @twilit patio and @woven lotus though 
💀
I'm not
Food was expensive back then
💀

You selling peace 
Selling peace
I still vote regeneration should idle heal
That is a new one..
Peace with elves 
:skull:
So you value elves 
I value money

i will loose nitro soon

because
Elves are cheap so is peace with them 

Oof
Dam
Sell it for 5k hippies are too poor to pay 50k 
Is it because of the Russian economic sanctions?
All my condolences
This is ok
Condolence
Some dictators asses should be kicked and everything will be ok
Yeah
Is netflix unavailable there too
💀
Is Corn banned in Russia
almost everything
Wolf wtf 
💀 ghast
Wolf
Plural form
And what?
?
Bot Down!
Singular because it came from me you use plural if it came from a group 
Get a medic
I miss the days when the economy was normal.

