🍻tavern

[mint sonnet]

If only someone was here to buy anything...

[tough holly]

Rel

[rocky patrol]

YEAHHH

we're off to a great start

for there IS NEWS TODAY!!!

question is how long can I analyze one message

I was right

Speciesbox tmrw prophecy was real!!!

[river bear]

….

No

[rocky patrol]

Eh speciesbox news tmrw was real I take it

[river bear]

Alr

Ooh mod

Since when

[rocky patrol]

like 3 months ago

[river bear]

Noice

Ban me

[rocky patrol]

-ban @river bear evil

[river bear]

Evil

Accurate

I did need a mod to keep an eye out on the tavern though

Especially as activity levels are rising

[rocky patrol]

I may not play sb but I will watch this channel for the sake of unbiased spread of information: the news.

[river bear]

I can advertise you a bit

[vale spade]

You're evil for this

[viral walrus]

LETS GOOOO

[river bear]

Im the one in danger

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[river bear]

Oh hey btw someone with more connections can yall request greg instead of wbox as tag would be funnier

[crude pivot]

Sadly they can’t, someone asked in #🛠server-suggestions

[hazy canyon]

There is.

A house.

[crude pivot]

In New Orleans?

We believe in ya hamzaaaaaaaaa

[astral holly]

Nah, Hamza isn't real.

[river bear]

Sad

[river bear]

The one piece is though

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-slap-slap-gif-19673186

[rocky patrol]

Tavern dwellers

Is there news today

[astral holly]

Hamza isn’t real

[astral holly]

It’s government propaganda

[crude pivot]

@astral holly why ISNT he real again.

[crude pivot]

@river bear

Hiii

[river bear]

Morning

[crude chasm]

Good morning taverneers

[river bear]

good night (:

[marsh condor]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-turtle-dog-riding-gif-16227643

[marsh condor]

@teal spoke this is u btw

[crude pivot]

Evening tavern folks

Im in a bad mood

Give me something strong, like ginger ale

[astral holly]

Imagine cinnamon ale

Literal death in a bottle

[vale spade]

No, the turtle isn't purple

[river bear]

Morning (:

[river bear]

Well that aint certainly good

Anything i can help you with?

[wide wraith]

meow

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-what-the-spill-the-tea-disappointed-gif-14082987

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2spy-no-mother-team-fortress2-gif-22434453

[spark stirrup]

i'm with 1 hp. how i heal myself? 😭

[astral holly]

_u food or _u cfood

[crude chasm]

hello taverneers

[crude pivot]

Nah thanks tho

@astral holly @teal spoke good evening/morning for @river bear too

[river bear]

Alr

[river bear]

Good evening

[crude pivot]

Ayyyy you’re here

[river bear]

Yeh

Morning for me?

[crude pivot]

Wanna hear something funny (it really isn’t)

[river bear]

Sure sure

[crude pivot]

Usually you respond 1 am for me which is I think in the afternoon but Yknow

[crude pivot]

I have to go already

[river bear]

Fair i normally wake up and respond

[river bear]

.-.

Weekend though

[crude pivot]

BYEEEE

[river bear]

Byeee

[marsh condor]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2engineer-imposter-it-could-be-you-meme-tf2spy-gif-23428001

[vale spade]

What if he's in the other room

[river bear]

Rip ig

[marsh condor]

There’s another guy in the other room doing the same speech

[vale spade]

What if there's another room where a guy isn't doing a speech where the guy he's searching for is in?

[marsh condor]

That guy goes from room to room, he’ll get him eventually

[vale spade]

What if there are an infite number of rooms

[marsh condor]

If there are an infinite number of rooms, there’s an infinite amount of matter and energy and some of that will take the form of that guy, or the guy he’s chasing

So since there are an infinite number of people being chased, and people chasing them, there is at least one reality where that guy gives a speech in a room the guy he’s chasing is in

[vale spade]

No, there's only one guy being chased and he just left the hotel right now without anyone knowing

[marsh condor]

Jokes on him because the guy who’s chasing him has announced a happy hour at all the bars in the city and there’s one of him in every bar giving that speech

[vale spade]

Jokes on you because the guy you're searching for has ascended to godhood(you were too late to stop him frfr)

[marsh condor]

Jokes on you because those guys are atheists and hence, ignore the “godhood” perk

[vale spade]

Even more jokes on you because he can hide in heaven, and as they're atheists they can't go to heaven!

[marsh condor]

Jokes on him because being a deity followers have made statues of him and a guy gave that speech with a statue of him in the room

Hence he was spiritually present

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, because he doesn't have an anthropomorphic figure, hence, you cannot make a statue of him!

(this is too fun lmao)

[river bear]

What

[marsh condor]

Jokes on you, he descended to perform a miracle on an old lady, who turned out to be the guy hunting him and he did the speech

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, it was only a lowly avatar of his! As a god he can have avatars that do his bidding! The avatar was quickly abandoned and turned into a husk of its former self second before the speech began!

[marsh condor]

Jokes on you, the guy became a born again Christian and got into heaven to perform the speech!

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, performing the speech is now an irrepentable cardinal sin. This means he went to hell!

[marsh condor]

Jokes on you, he bribed the devil with an ice cream (gets hot in hell yk) and he’s released into heaven to do the speech

[vale spade]

(yeah I can see that)

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, he was stuck on the gates of heaven and was reincarnated as a human baby again by default as he couldn't go into heaven or hell!

[wide wraith]

what are yall yapping about

[marsh condor]

Jokes on you he, as a baby, had lost of time to become a good person and wait to get back into heaven to drag god out of heaven to weaken him before delivering the speech!

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, God made him a mute in heaven

[marsh condor]

AHA YOU SEE! HE DRAGGED GOD OUT OF HEAVEN! THE SPEECH WAS DELIVERED!!!!

[vale spade]

Dammit

[marsh condor]

Ahahahahahah

Muhahahahahah

[vale spade]

God punched him old-school with his remnant divine powers and permanently killed him, he further couldn't reincarnate or ressuruct.

[marsh condor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-muahahaha-evil-laugh-gif-4482837

[vale spade]

Admit defeat!

[wide wraith]

thats tge wrong sticker of well

[marsh condor]

As he converted to Buddhism on his deathbed he reincarnated to a baby again before campaigning to make the whole word atheist to weaken god and destroy heaven before delivering the speech in the mortal plain

[marsh condor]

Never!

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, God is best friends with the Buddha and they decide to trap you under a mountain like Sun Wu Kong!

[marsh condor]

Due to being trapped under a mountain he reincarnates again as a baby before using the evidence of misuse of power as a way to make the whole world atheist! Buddha gets scared and agrees to bring god to nirvana where the speech is delivered!

[vale spade]

Haha, jokes on you Buddha isn't someone threatened by such inferior things... The Buddha and god secretly made you quasi-immortal and sealed you under a rock heavier than your mo— uh... It's a heavy rock.

[marsh condor]

Using my immortality I slowly scrape the rock away until I am freed before starting my own religion to make myself a god! There I invade heaven and deliver the speech!

[vale spade]

Hah! You fool! You're only Quasi-Immortal! You are petrified as you are forced to see God's true form without being a dead spirit or truly immortal! Now you can't die or reincarnate or ressuruct!

MUAAHHAHA

[marsh condor]

(Brb I gotta run, I’ll be plotting…. Qwas…)

[marsh condor]

Haha, you idiot! I asked for help from the other pantheons of the world and Allah has freed me and also granted me godhood!
I use this power to force all that guys followers to pray my speech so he hears it!

[vale spade]

Haha, you idiot! God asks for help from the pantheons you didn't ask for help and Yahweh and unfreed you and took away your immortality!

As they are not God's beliefs but the believers of the person giving the speech, God can easily choose to not hear these prayers!

[river bear]

Guys…

Everyone is loosing braincells

[vale spade]

Jokes on you, I don't have braincells to lose!

[river bear]

Jokes on you, you’ll just go into negative braincells

[vale spade]

That's impossible

[river bear]

You sure?

[vale spade]

Yes

[river bear]

What do you think white holes are

[vale spade]

Is there proof of the existence of white holes

[river bear]

No

Youre the walking proof

[vale spade]

Ahy

Why

[river bear]

Because

.

Nvm

I lost most of my braincells that i use in conversations

[vale spade]

Insane

[crude pivot]

@river bear @vale spade Hello Mr bartenders

@astral holly hello thamior

@teal spoke hello turtle man

[vale spade]

Well hello there

[river bear]

Good evening sir virgy

Fine evening innit

[teal spoke]

Hello

Goodbye

[river bear]

Bai bai

Rare occation: hamza being somewhat normal for once

[marsh condor]

Aha! You fool! Yahweh betrays god as he resents him for starting the Christian religion. Between Allah and Yahweh I am promoted to Godhood fully and become an omnipresent deity, giving the speech everywhere

[rocky patrol]

Time to analyze these messages for an hour

[queen zodiac]

WHERE IS HE

WHERES OMNIMAN

[vale spade]

He now becomes an atheist and dies of shock.

[crude chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-funday-gif-5022702573458380137

[marsh condor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-muahahaha-evil-laugh-gif-4482837

[vale spade]

Oh sh—

I just lost didn't i..

[marsh condor]

A little….

[wispy veldt]

Hmm

I think yall lost braincells from waiting sb 2

I ain't back reading this

[river bear]

Lol yea weve become a little bit more active btw

[river bear]

Thanks (:

[crude pivot]

Indeed indeed

[sleek ingot]

Why u need gold to craft anything?

If amulet and rings its can be understood

But why helmets blades and others?

[pearl falcon]

Hire blacksmith/armor maker/whatever to use your materials to craft hear and armor for you

Wait ignore that that’s stupid

[river bear]

Yeah bc you have your own blacksmithing level

Ig its just gameplay

[pearl falcon]

Yea I forgor

Haven’t played in a while

[river bear]

It hasnt been thought out

[river bear]

I mean unless everyone has tgeir personal blacksmith

[crude chasm]

hello taverneers

[river bear]

Hello, somethingneer

[crude chasm]

racist

[river bear]

Game roomer?

[river bear]

Oh

I kinda dont greet racists

[crude chasm]

not into nascar?

shame.

[river bear]

.-.

[astral holly]

Nah he’s general

[river bear]

Lame

[crude pivot]

@river bear hiii

[river bear]

Hiii

[crude pivot]

You’re finally here yayayay

[river bear]

Yehh

Im going on a trip tomr

Soo uhh

[crude pivot]

Oh?

Where ya going?

[river bear]

The hague

[crude pivot]

Thats sick

[river bear]

Indeed

[river bear]

Yk the hague?

[crude pivot]

I love me some geography, dont know too much but still know of it

[river bear]

Good enough

In dutch its called den haag

But bc its used so much it got its english transkation

The hague

[crude pivot]

Huh that makes sense

[river bear]

The hague contains an international court

Sooo war criminals are send there

[crude pivot]

That I know

Thats the bit I know

[river bear]

Nice

Im not going there for that though

[crude pivot]

Oh?

[river bear]

Im going to the “tweede kamer” its kind of the senate

[crude pivot]

I see, so is this a personal trip ?

[river bear]

Neh school trip

[crude pivot]

Makes sense

Thats really cool

[river bear]

Indeed

[river bear]

Funnily enough as you probably know the hague isnt even the capital of the netherlands

Though it contains the most important buildings

[crude pivot]

Yeah everyone knows that lol

[river bear]

The netherlands most important places are split up in 4 cities kinda

[crude pivot]

Oh?

[river bear]

You could almost call it one city

Randtsad

[river bear]

We have amsterdam the capital of the netherlands and the cultural capital of the netherlands, we have rotterdam the trading city of the netherlands, the hague, all goveerment and justice stuff, and last but not least utrecht, kinda uhhhhhhh

[crude pivot]

lol from I know that sounds accurate

[river bear]

Its in the middle so

Ig a lot of trains pass and go from utrecht

Kinda transportation city

Ig?

The build of the netherlands almost sounds like a game design

Oh well

[crude pivot]

lol

Anyway, sadly im being summoned

[river bear]

And all that together we call randstad

[crude pivot]

Sleep well tonight

[river bear]

Good night

[wispy veldt]

Imagine being general

[crude chasm]

I couldn't imagine

also good morning Taverners

||Just reminding you all, that I am superior to you. Carry on now||

[wide wraith]

nuh uh

[vale spade]

You literally have alpha in your name, shut it

[astral holly]

Silence, human.

[river bear]

No you are not

[pearl falcon]

I choose to reject your reality and substitute my own for it

[wispy veldt]

Nuh uh

[lusty geode]

Meow(ning) for you all 💛 ❤️ 💜

[wide wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311488712206581861/1311740271255486544/attachment.gif

[crude pivot]

Evening tavern folks @teal spoke ham the man, @river bear Mr bartender man, and last but not least @astral holly frog man thamior

[river bear]

night virgy (:

[valid ether]

For what is this Channel?

[teal spoke]

for nerds

[valid ether]

Explain yourself

[astral holly]

He’s the dev, the ultimate nerd.

[valid ether]

Oh XD

[wide wraith]

im not a nerd smh

[river bear]

general channel of this category speciesbox

its a game

just look in #🏜playground

[astral holly]

I’m not tripping right the sb bot has a multi colored nickname

[river bear]

yep enw discord feuture

[astral holly]

English please

[river bear]

neh

too late for that

[astral holly]

Europeans must have it nice it’s still only 5 pm for me

[past mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hello-hi-cute-gif-13905880940590312511

[river bear]

hiiii

[river bear]

lol

[crude pivot]

@river bear HIIIIII

[river bear]

HIIII

why are you so exited

[crude pivot]

Because I didn’t miss you

Like I usually do

[river bear]

right

[river bear]

fair i forget you exist sometimes too

[crude pivot]

Eh I mean it’s discord, i don’t really think about it during the day lol

[river bear]

who would

(with a life)

[crude pivot]

Good that you added that

[river bear]

indeed

soo how has life beem

[crude pivot]

Well my academics end tomorrow

So pretty good

[river bear]

nice nice

[crude pivot]

You go on your trip yet?

[river bear]

what trip?

[crude pivot]

School one

[river bear]

to paris?

[crude pivot]

?

Nah

[river bear]

ohh

teh hague

ye i went on monday

was intresting

[crude pivot]

Thats good

[river bear]

i didnt reall8y get to see any important politicus

some of my other friends dit get a picture with rob jette or something

[crude pivot]

Oh so you wanted to meet the politicians?

[river bear]

not really im not intrested in politics

[crude pivot]

Well it’s good that it was interesting

Anyway i gotta go eat dinner

See ya Mr bartender man

[river bear]

cya

[river bear]

@fervent forum would you like sum tea

(Or milk or chocymilk)

Alr

https://tenor.com/view/pour-hot-cup-of-tea-gif-25571379

(Thats how bartending works dont ask me i didnt invent this)

Blame snek

First bartender

Btw if you search bartender in members you can see some other bartneders

I dont do rp

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Only the tea part really

What might it be

Me too :D

Well i kinda do

Like whats the exact problem

Too difficult homework

Or getting started

Right

Do you have something in which you have an overview of all your homework?

Our school uses an app in which the teacher can just write down homework

Relatable (besides the smart and praise part)

Well its the usual in the whole country

I suck at it

And i dont like things i suck at

(Most of the times)

The netherlands

You?

Right

Btw i do have a sibeling shes a great artist

Dunno aint that incest?

Ig in some countries its normal

Depends on your countries culture

(Though most of the times you wouldnt be in luck)

Not that its your choice to be exact

Well i be going to school now so cya

[marsh condor]

@teal spoke turn speciesbox into this btw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1358150784906432522/The_Regime_knows_best_-_Copy.gif

[teal spoke]

Already is

[marsh condor]

Not enough

@river bear would you say you enjoy any freedom at all?

[river bear]

What a random question

Yes i would

Hiii ur back

How…

.-.

Get a normal sleeping schedule

Was nice

Yep

And yours?

Alr

Ofc you can

Some tea?

Can do

Yk what

The milk gifs are weird

Chocy milk

Tea

We do have beer but you would need to ask an other bartender

I dont serve beer

Underage

https://tenor.com/view/milk-gif-19026572

Heres sum milk

Ima go

Cya

[marsh condor]

@teal spoke you see? Need more reform
The regime knows best 🫡

[river bear]

Wha no you dont own this place

[astral holly]

Yet

[river bear]

Youre gona help defend the solidarity of the tavern right

[marsh condor]

I’m merely mind controlling giving suggestions to @teal spoke

[river bear]

hamza can do nothing about tavern ):<

[marsh condor]

AHEM AHEM AHEM https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1358150784906432522/The_Regime_knows_best_-_Copy.gif

Say it with me now

The regime

Knows

Best

[astral holly]

[marsh condor]

🫡

[astral holly]

Ribbit

[marsh condor]

Close enough

[river bear]

get outa my tavern

[marsh condor]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-bye-gotta-go-kid-cute-goodbye-gif-16541070

[river bear]

go claim general or something

[marsh condor]

I’m taking the sippy cups btw

https://tenor.com/view/baby-drink-nom-yum-cute-gif-8374310

[river bear]

since when did we even have those

[heady nimbus]

for the toddlers

[marsh condor]

Idk they’re mine now

[river bear]

oh well ive never used em anyway

[river bear]

ah yes toddlerss in a bar

[vale spade]

Hello chat

How is it going

[queen zodiac]

hello qwas

[vale spade]

@river bear tavern is now under silly mafia

We must fight against fr0h mafia

@queen zodiac GOD. NOW.

[queen zodiac]

the fuck you mean

[vale spade]

"ping for god"

Where is God

[river bear]

what

[vale spade]

😡

[vale spade]

You heard me right

[queen zodiac]

find him in yer heart

[river bear]

nuh

[queen zodiac]

the presence of the lord is everywhere

[river bear]

get ya mafia outa here

[queen zodiac]

so i did my job

[vale spade]

I don't have one, fr0h mafia killed it

[vale spade]

No

[queen zodiac]

sure buddy

[river bear]

tavern is the safe space for everyone

[vale spade]

😈

[queen zodiac]

general better

[river bear]

tavern will not be joining the mafia

[vale spade]

Burn

[river bear]

believe me

its not safe there\

[vale spade]

You're not joining

[river bear]

who is

[vale spade]

I invoke my bartender #2 rights to incorporate it

[queen zodiac]

@open rover can i join yer mafia matey

[vale spade]

Insane

[river bear]

right i invoke my #17 bartender rights to remove it

[vale spade]

#2 outranks puny #17 🥱

[queen zodiac]

i invoke my ex bartender rights to double remove it

[river bear]

.-.

[vale spade]

#1 has fully retired too

[queen zodiac]

2 > 1

so we win

[river bear]

indeed

[vale spade]

Fool!

[river bear]

democracy

[vale spade]

You forget

Bessy the dragon exists

[river bear]

well

[queen zodiac]

who?

[river bear]

ertkif owns her

[vale spade]

False

[river bear]

our mascote of thm

[queen zodiac]

oh that dragon you were pissed at me for

[vale spade]

Shes under my domain

[queen zodiac]

bc i called her a steak

[vale spade]

I believe I brought her here or something according to tavern lore

[river bear]

why did you suddely become lvl 10 .-.

[vale spade]

I gained exp

[river bear]

i missed taht part of teh lore

[open rover]

what mafia

[river bear]

ah right

[queen zodiac]

how r u rat king brah

[vale spade]

Yeah you missed a lot

[river bear]

...

[queen zodiac]

haven't seen ur ass in chat ever

[river bear]

you sure ur no schirfrenic

or idkl how to spell that

[vale spade]

I literally have 7%-8% of the taverns total messages

[queen zodiac]

the fr0h mafia that other dude keepd talking about

[queen zodiac]

aint tavern dead as shit

[vale spade]

Last time I checked I was lifeless enough to be the highest messaging taverner

[river bear]

nah he has got a decent amount

[river bear]

you still are

[vale spade]

In the ye olden days it was very active

[vale spade]

😎

[queen zodiac]

150k

gaw dayum

[vale spade]

There's atleast 5k-10k messages in hidden channels

Like the event channels

[river bear]

i invoke my right as a person who has a life to still remove your mafia

[queen zodiac]

censor that word

[vale spade]

Aha! I invoke my evil rights to remove your life rights!

[queen zodiac]

l*fe

[river bear]

what okay

nvm ig

[queen zodiac]

js stab him, gets the life off easy

[vale spade]

Had to sound fancy ✨

Oh shit it's midnight

Ima sleep

[river bear]

stab stab sounds fancy enough

[river bear]

gn

[vale spade]

Bye

[queen zodiac]

midnight at 12 am

is crazy

[vale spade]

Not goofy enough

[river bear]

why does suddenly everyone wanna claim tavern

[queen zodiac]

gn qwas

[vale spade]

I stayed up till 5am yesterday

[tepid elbow]

Above time (05:00 IST) in your local time · May 22, 2025, 11:30 PM

[vale spade]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

OK BYE

[river bear]

that other weird guy today too

[queen zodiac]

thats bad for your hgh

[river bear]

byee

[queen zodiac]

get good sleep

[queen zodiac]

am i a weird guy

[river bear]

no

[queen zodiac]

yay

[river bear]

. read all that

[river bear]

well weird in an otehr way

[queen zodiac]

in what way exactly

[queen zodiac]

helado aint weird hes js a dude

[river bear]

he stole all my sippy cups

[queen zodiac]

and im gonna steal yer mugs

[river bear]

you already ate most of them

[queen zodiac]

most isnt all

yer gettin mugged for mugs matey

[river bear]

the otehr ones are prized mugs

would be a watse to eat them

[queen zodiac]

too late they're gone now

i ate em

[river bear]

..............

did you just eat through the staff door

[queen zodiac]

we not rping brah u aint gotta make a story 🥀🥀

[river bear]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

bc you hate it

ig method one of kicking people out of the tavern didnt work

cringe

shall we use more drastic measures

[queen zodiac]

skill issue

[river bear]

oh that worked better than i thought

[queen zodiac]

it sure did

[marsh condor]

I don’t wanna claim it I want hamza to make tavern a joyless dictatorship

[marsh condor]

❤️

[marsh condor]

You weren’t using them….

[river bear]

...

go fight qwas about it

he owns tavern now ig

[queen zodiac]

1v1 him

[marsh condor]

Oh ok lemme get the thingy

[river bear]

what want me to put beer in them for toddlers

[river bear]

helado would loose

[river bear]

...

[marsh condor]

Use a pint glass, builds their muscles

[river bear]

then for whom are those damn bottles

[marsh condor]

@vale spade I hear you run the tavern now
Here are some guidelines for how to keep the populace in check https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1358150784906432522/The_Regime_knows_best_-_Copy.gif

[marsh condor]

The sippy cups?

They’re for me

I stole them

They’re mine

[river bear]

gl you two

[queen zodiac]

i believe in helado

[river bear]

he'll respond tmr hes sleeping atm

[river bear]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[marsh condor]

I’ll try it peacefully and if not…. He’s literally a piano how tf can I lose

[queen zodiac]

ong

[marsh condor]

@river bear barkeep, 2 pints please

Your finest bubbly scutter

[river bear]

right

yep yep

[river bear]

oh right i forgot i dont serve beer

i only serve tea milk and chocy milk

[marsh condor]

Awww

[river bear]

and maybe some other stuff

[marsh condor]

You sell 0.0?

[river bear]

oh i probably do

[marsh condor]

One Heineken 0.0

[river bear]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-heineken-bruno-bengen-cerveza-gif-23031441

[river bear]

here ya go

[marsh condor]

Much obliged

flips coin

misses bartender

[river bear]

oh its free

everything is free

[marsh condor]

Yeah I’ll pick that up

[river bear]

unless youre french

[marsh condor]

Fr?

I’m not french

[river bear]

bc we have to make money somehow

[river bear]

alr in that case take it

[marsh condor]

Sell me the tavern then if everything’s free

[river bear]

well im not in charge of that

remember

qwas took over

[marsh condor]

😔

[marsh condor]

I shall duel him on the morrow!

[river bear]

gl

[marsh condor]

Until then I must away

Fair thee well good sir

[river bear]

uhm cya?

[queen zodiac]

aren't you french

[river bear]

Nope im not

Dutch i am

[crude pivot]

JESUS DUDE

How late is it

Oh mb

EARLY

ITS DAM 4 am

[vale spade]

That's a lie

[vale spade]

It's five gold

Pay up

Or I'll inform the regime about you

Fucking "free willers"

[marsh condor]

The regime knows best 🫡

[marsh condor]

attempts to flip 5 gold coins

misses all of them

[vale spade]

Crazy

[marsh condor]

https://tenor.com/view/6m-rain-wallstreet-make-it-rain-gif-6591860638745372445

[crude pivot]

Good afternoon tavern folks

[wide wraith]

ah fuck they took my wolf role

cant have shit in detroit

or well worldbox

[astral holly]

You finally ranked up

[wide wraith]

:c

muh doggy

[astral holly]

Just ask an admin to rank you down

[wide wraith]

that’s a good idea

@steel monolith

one rank down please

[steel monolith]

If you want that, please make sure to freeze your level first so that the bot doesn't change the roles again automatically when you level up.

[wide wraith]

oki

done

[astral holly]

It’ll happen eventually

[wide wraith]

blahaj is bullying me :c

[vast ingot]

go cry about it

[wide wraith]

shush heisendaddy denier

[vast ingot]

shush commander lawrence denier

your opinion has been deemed invalid

[astral holly]

This group has been deemed too weird for me to deal with so I’ll leave on the emoji

[vast ingot]

go study BioShock Lore

For here inventors don't fear the censor
And perverting nature is a business venture

[astral holly]

That would be nerdlike, to an extent further than I have ever reached.

[vast ingot]

Who doesnt want to read a couple Lore Books and novels and work with the full timeline ignoring the multi dimensional shenanigans from bioshock infinite?

[astral holly]

Yeah, college got out a few weeks ago and I’m not reading the level of big words those books must have

[vast ingot]

buh buh my laissez-faire economy philosophy from the man who comissioned a big ass statue of himself with a banner with the text "No Gods or Kings, Only Man"

[astral holly]

What the hell does government even do in that kind of society

[vast ingot]

Before Fontain/Atlas had any influence basically nothing except preventing people from leaving and enforcing strict atheism and dissolving political parties

[astral holly]

Laissez-faire is just a cradle for monopolies

[vast ingot]

Rapture was basically just a giant circlejerk a couple fathoms down under where the three pillars of Ryans philosophy, Art, Engineering and Science were able to freely grow

Which in itself is a shit idea since when combining Science and Art you get people like Dr J. S. Steinman, a plastic surgeon formerly high on cocaine, now on Plasmids who is seeing visions of Aprodite and is so hyper obsessed with the beauty of his "patients" most of em die

[astral holly]

How unfortunate

[wide wraith]

oh no hes indoctrinating the frog

[vast ingot]

Who wouldve thought giving a mentally unable plastic surgeon literally zero limits goes bad

[astral holly]

No im not even reading this my brother is about to graduate

[vast ingot]

Well there were rules but they werent strictly enforced before Ryan got a bit cookey and started executing people for any minor crime

[vast ingot]

how the fuck am I unable to find someone who is at least mildly interested in BioShock Lore

[wide wraith]

they just dont have any characters as hot as heisenberg

also who voice acted him imma check rq

[vast ingot]

my man bioshock releaed in 2007

the graphics werent that great back then

[wide wraith]

so what

[wide wraith]

you can do alot with voice

[vast ingot]

you were kinda limited in the amount of hottness you can cram into the (now) low poly models

[wide wraith]

neil newbon

meh

[vast ingot]

man also voiced Astarion btw

[wide wraith]

man has a thing for voicing hot men i see

[vast ingot]

and i think someone in Fallout London if i remember correctly?

yea the boat robot

[wide wraith]

is the robot hot tho

we need to ask the important questions

[vast ingot]

its a bot with lipstick

[wide wraith]

darn it

[steel monolith]

My bad for the late reaction, I assumed you'd ping again tbh.

[wide wraith]

i have great patience

also thanks :3

[crude pivot]

Oh crap congrats to him

[crude pivot]

Gn tavern, sorry for not being as active, just trying to enjoy my life lol

[vale spade]

It's not like you're obligated to be active

(I'm totally not rushing to your residence with a water gun of doom to coerce you to message
... Haha... Ha...)

[river bear]

Ye i woke up at 4

[river bear]

Apparantly

[vale spade]

Why

[river bear]

Went to paris

[vale spade]

Oh no are you fine????

[river bear]

School forced me to

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[river bear]

Lol

[vale spade]

This gotta be a violation of the Geneva convention

[river bear]

My feet do hurt pretty bad

[vale spade]

NoooooOOOoo

He's already lost...

[river bear]

Went for a long walk

[vale spade]

Oh phew

[queen zodiac]

oh you're that furry dude

[river bear]

Yeah

[queen zodiac]

so many rebrs here...

[astral holly]

True

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-anime-kawaii-nya-hi-gif-14223397

[river bear]

Evening tamoon

Back to being a lil bit active?

[wide wraith]

perhaps nya~

mostly back to being wet because zeus hates me tho

[astral holly]

European issues

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-gif-6886058388125904351

[astral holly]

I just get 90 degree heat and 70% humidity

So pretty much rain

[wide wraith]

youre being cooked bro

[astral holly]

Virginia is a slow cooker and I swear I am leaving as soon as I graduate

[wide wraith]

how does slowcooked frog taste

may i have a nibble :3c

[astral holly]

Probably like pollen considering Virginia is one of the pollen capitals of the world

So if you have allergies you will get stuffy nose and sore throat

[wide wraith]

i dont ill be fine

[river bear]

Neh it hasnt rained in months here

[river bear]

90 degrees is pretty nice weather

[heady nimbus]

rain?

[wide wraith]

yes

quite a bit of rain :c

[heady nimbus]

yoink
https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1254278431508664333.png

[wide wraith]

i just wanted ice cream

[heady nimbus]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[heady nimbus]

make some if have salt ig

and milk

[heady nimbus]

and sugar

[heady nimbus]

time consuming to make cream from milk tho

[wide wraith]

i actually made some before

[heady nimbus]

oh yeah needs butter

[heady nimbus]

how long does it take?

[wide wraith]

i don’t remember

[heady nimbus]

oki

[wide wraith]

but we do make it on a weekly bases in the confectionery

but im not the one that makes it normally

[vale spade]

Silly

Silly billy

@river bear one cup of chocolate milk please

[wide wraith]

i want 300 cups

[vale spade]

Too silly

Goober

[wide wraith]

a meal befitting of me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372310603519098980/1375648477685612656/attachment.gif

[river bear]

Qwas?

[vale spade]

Yes

[river bear]

Right

[vale spade]

I declare this tavern released from the hold of silly mafia

[river bear]

Oh thx

[vale spade]

You may contact me at the quicklast police department if any mafia encroaches on this undesirable piece of land

[river bear]

Right thank you

Wait undesirable ):<

[wide wraith]

waiter i want my 300 chocy milk cups

[river bear]

Uhm we dont have that much

You will need to wait a week for the chocolate order

[wide wraith]

what blasphemy

[river bear]

Im sorry ;-;

[wide wraith]

the great furry gods will be infuriated

also see you in a week

[river bear]

Sorryyy ;-;

Wait what

[river bear]

Aight cya :D

Furry gods

They cant be that scary

[vale spade]

You'll get it if you give me 300 gold

[vale spade]

You underestimate them

[wide wraith]

sure

[vale spade]

[insert 300 cups of chocolate milk]

[wide wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-food-vacuum-hungry-glutton-gif-7421358

[river bear]

Soo you wont need the 300 cups next week anymore (:?

[wide wraith]

i will need them

the great gourmand need his choco milk

[marsh condor]

Warning, disturbing images. Those easily offended please don’t click ||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372645475546828951/1376261034700181667/image0.jpg?ex=6834ae78&is=68335cf8&hm=6e7e7e8c2574a20753b257476c76bf549f729a90ee17dbfb252ab9308dd814b0&||

[river bear]

???

[wide wraith]

[wide wraith]

so the tavern dies when i return

[vast ingot]

Seems pretty accurate

[river bear]

Nope pretty much alive

Well atleast i am

I always respond once a day

[heady nimbus]

why blind folded?

[astral holly]

To protect identity

[heady nimbus]

Nya

[heady nimbus]

henlo

[wide wraith]

im fairly sure its a character from nier

yeah see that twink on the left

[vale spade]

This picture SUCKS

[wide wraith]

yes

[vale spade]

How would they fight in HIGH HEELS

There's absolutely no protection against bullets

Like

NO VESTS!!!

[wide wraith]

they’re robots on one hand on the second i guess their makers were perverts?

[vale spade]

Their formation is SO RANDOM

[vale spade]

Bullets cdn still damage them
Even if they are robots the high heels are a disadvantage

[wide wraith]

as i said perverts

mother fucker cant say shit here without getting filtered

[vale spade]

Skill issue tbh

[wide wraith]

shush peasant

come back after you idk played nier so you can explain why the war mashines wear maid dresses

i havent played it so dunno

[vale spade]

Idk bruv I can't play it if it isn't on phone

[wide wraith]

oh i forgor

welp

darn

[vale spade]

Now...

YOU play it

[vale spade]

And inform me why

Okay?

[wide wraith]

buh

[vale spade]

Yuh

[wide wraith]

i dont even own nier

and im still occupied on my second tripple dead god on tboi

[vale spade]

Smh

Tell me when you get it

[wide wraith]

ill be back in 600 hours of play time

[vale spade]

Okay

[wide wraith]

or less if im just thst good

probably not

[river bear]

wha

[wide wraith]

i said imma go cry satan to death

https://tenor.com/view/the-binding-of-isaac-gif-17336976577803706957

[river bear]

thats pretty op

[past mirage]

are the other guilds even active anymore?

[vale spade]

THM isn't

What about the outsiders?

[river bear]

All dead

[vale spade]

Crazy

@past mirage gimme all your money

I'm mugging you

[river bear]

Im mugging you

https://tenor.com/view/bird-cup-mug-chocolate-gif-17088278

With chocolate milk

[vale spade]

Ha

You fool

I'm broke, you see

[past mirage]

bro it's fucking 4 am for me

lemme sleep for god's sake

[sleek ingot]

How to use gems?

[river bear]

_u pg

And if u you want to use it on equipment

_u pg (equipment id)

For example

_u pg 998

[sleek ingot]

Ok

[wispy veldt]

Hmm

[vale spade]

Hmmm

[wide wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311488712206581861/1311740271255486544/attachment.gif

[queen zodiac]

Read my name

[queen zodiac]

i ate the mug

its just milk on the floor

[vale spade]

Wrong mug

[queen zodiac]

clean it, bartender

[vale spade]

That was a TEACUP not a mug

Commoners smh

[queen zodiac]

Ew

[vale spade]

What's the teacup hate guh

What did you do

Did you break cups

Or did you eat cups

Insane

[queen zodiac]

huh?

[narrow gyro]

Huh hi the huh hi the hi uh hi uh hi

[river bear]

):<

ill ban you from this tavern

[vale spade]

Clean it, bartender

[river bear]

):<

fine

but ill ban him from the tavern next time

[vale spade]

I never said you can't ban him

[river bear]

fair point

ill still ban him next time

[vale spade]

But I never said you can ban anyone

[river bear]

ill still just ban em

[vale spade]

My bad wrong gif

[river bear]

i can see

[queen zodiac]

you can't keep me out pal

[river bear]

yes i can

[queen zodiac]

okay bear role

[vale spade]

Okay "plague doctor"

[queen zodiac]

shit a high rank

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/get-back-to-your-cage-low-rank-jjk-blip-roleist-gif-18058137483685914952

[river bear]

plague doctor aint even that much higher...

plus look at our message count...

[astral holly]

Yeah who do you think you are, a low rank using a clan as an excuse for overactivity?

[astral holly]

You have over ten thousand more messages than him

[queen zodiac]

im more active in gen chat than the horde

[queen zodiac]

okay rebr

[astral holly]

He’s been here longer than you have too

[astral holly]

That changes nothing

[queen zodiac]

okay demon role

[astral holly]

I’ve been here since 2021

[queen zodiac]

2023 for me i believe

pre banning

[astral holly]

Lolimeh has also been here since 2023

[queen zodiac]

cool

[river bear]

thank you but that last bit wasnt necessary :D

[marsh condor]

#🎲game-room message
go vote flag of the year

[viral walrus]

I know yall ain’t dissing my boy Seyern

[astral holly]

I do not like him.

[keen hazel]

Heyy what's wrong with Seyern?

[abstract bronze]

Hm

[astral holly]

Some things that I would rather keep private for the privacy of someone else

[keen hazel]

Whatever you say bud

[astral holly]

It was deeply personal to them and his actions were... senseless.

[keen hazel]

But I oh so wanna know now...

[keen hazel]

Huh?

What happened?

[astral holly]

Like I said, it was deeply personal and not info i would share

[keen hazel]

Wouldn't it make sense to call it out and spread awareness so it won't happen again to someone else?

But I respect your decision anyways

Hope you and the other person feels better soon

[astral holly]

It was months ago but the fact isn't really forgivable

[keen hazel]

Is there anything you're comfortable sharing about that?

I can't really say or help without knowing any details

[astral holly]

It was highly insensitive, what seyern asked.

[keen hazel]

Which was...?

And to whom?

In what context?

[astral holly]

That's all I want to say

[river bear]

missed the drama eh

[keen hazel]

Apparently he's got a dark past only Thamior and an anonymous persons is aware of

[river bear]

me?

[keen hazel]

You were involved in this too?

What did he ask you?

[river bear]

nothing

seyern told someone he was t uncomfertable to make weird jokes around me

[heady nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-sylveon-plush-plushie-plush-gif-17404586141952794448

[crude chasm]

tavern this shit on a rack already god damn

[heady nimbus]

wut

[wide wraith]

behold buren nyuuu :3c

[vale spade]

Heresy

You witch

I'm burning u at the stake

Ahahahahaha

AHAHAHA

[wide wraith]

https://preview.redd.it/image-to-hold-you-over-till-next-neco-arc-song-comes-out-v0-c8mp4wk9qs0c1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=df10aabe73962cb60d6c595d68100ce53a375fa0

[vast ingot]

furrgive me father for I have sinned

[river bear]

Why are the furries invading the tavern

[wide wraith]

why not

[river bear]

;-;

[wide wraith]

[vast ingot]

Correction: one furry

[wide wraith]

what are you then

[vast ingot]

I never said I wasn't a furry but I'm not resorting to messaging here when no one else is available since I am too lazy to find an alternative to entertain me

[vale spade]

Blahaj can you drag tamoon off to somewhere else

[vast ingot]

Uhh

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-i-want-to-live-dragging-fear-scared-gif-26279184

Ah right embed perms

[vale spade]

What kind of idiot shaves a cat's head

[vale spade]

Haha no embed

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-i-want-to-live-dragging-fear-scared-gif-26279184

[vast ingot]

Thank you

[wide wraith]

surgery perhaps or idiocy two options really

[vale spade]

That's one silly surgery

It's the bane of all middle aged cats

[wide wraith]

also germany is about to get another tie fr

[wide wraith]

waiter waiter i want pilk

damn lazy bar tenders

tavern tenders?

lazy personel

[vale spade]

My internet isn't good enough for me to spawn that, Unfortunately

Use your imagination

[vale spade]

FoTY or footbal

[wide wraith]

foty

[vale spade]

The end is neigh

How the fuck is germany even winning

[vale spade]

Three stripes

[wide wraith]

its peak

[vale spade]

You guys don't even have an emblem

[wide wraith]

we gonna tie the last round 10 times im telling you

[vale spade]

Tamoon switch your vote and you'll get whatever a pilk is

[wide wraith]

no

[vale spade]

Evil

[wide wraith]

can i have a kiba instead :3

[vale spade]

Okay

Will you switch

[wide wraith]

i need a new bartendee

@river bear get over here qwas is mean

[vale spade]

I'll give you pilk ad kiba

If you switch