🍻tavern

[placid sinew]

He's already banned in most of those countries

[dusky jay]

I’ll add some

[vale spade]

~monke

You forgot india

[astral holly]

North Korea will go into this category too.

[digital pendant]

You forgot Vietnam

[dusky jay]

Yep

[dusky jay]

Don’t have any connections there

[digital pendant]

:v

[next juniper]

[inner egret]

Why what did he do

[river bear]

You cant

Btw those arent all european countries

[river bear]

Everyone is banned from there

[inner egret]

So like banned in every country??!?

[modern hawk]

?

[hexed wing]

~monke

[uneven pine]

A tavern?

Beer please 🥺

[compact trellis]

What is this for

[bleak oak]

SpeciesBox

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300029

[past mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bar-barney-gif-21562858

[bleak oak]

[frozen hound]

THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!! GIVE M-ME Y-YOUR MO-MONEY

[placid sinew]

no

[frozen hound]

P-please I- my- I'm starving! My family is s-starving... p-please...

cries

[placid sinew]

alright, I'll give you 1 gold if you tell me what the capital city of Uganda is

[frozen hound]

OH I KNOW! It's Kampala! I'm a geography major.

[placid sinew]

I'm poor too tho

@vale spade give me 1 gold

[frozen hound]

What happened to LNE and Topgun

[placid sinew]

@next juniper get your 124th child and give him some gold

[frozen hound]

I used to play in a old account

[placid sinew]

i can see that

[frozen hound]

that got wiped in the database reset

@nova phoenix

[placid sinew]

aight, I think I saw you once

[astral holly]

He died

I took over

[frozen hound]

Oh Thamior I remeber you

[astral holly]

LNE is pretty much my solo guild until sb 2

[frozen hound]

Do you remember me?

[astral holly]

I remember you a bit… not very much though I’ve been very busy since then.

[frozen hound]

Can I get in LNE again

[astral holly]

Uh sure but I don’t really manage it

[vale spade]

Okay bbg

[modern hawk]

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

[vale spade]

~monke bless me

[vale spade]

~monke bless me again!

[twin helm]

~monke quack quack

FRICKKKK

I just want water monke 😭

[bleak oak]

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

[past mirage]

~monke

fuck

[twin helm]

huh

is that english

[vale spade]

~monke bless me

[peak elk]

Monkey time!

[vale spade]

:D

[steel light]

~monke

[peak elk]

Driving monke

[dusky jay]

[wide wraith]

~monke

[hexed wing]

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

[bleak oak]

~monke

[ocean summit]

~monke

[placid sinew]

~monkey

[dusky jay]

#🏰the-guild

[placid sinew]

ah alright

i'm one week late for pancakes

[bleak oak]

~monke

[next juniper]

[frozen hound]

WAIT WHAT

[peak elk]

Monkey time!

[inner egret]

~monke

[astral holly]

He quit playing for know

[vale spade]

Yeah, i know rare sight of topgunner

~monke

5h

[tepid elbow]

Set a reminder in 5 hours from now (<t:1715280343:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command

[tepid elbow]

Reminder for @vale spade

Reminder from YAGPDB

choccy milk

[bleak oak]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[bleak oak]

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey time!

[vale spade]

You'll get used to it

https://tenor.com/view/smirnoff-vodka-vodka-gif-21009817

No vodka for you

Bessy drank it all 😔

[ocean summit]

Can I have apple juice?

[vale spade]

Bessy is the dragon we get our milk from

[vale spade]

The diswasher put soap into it

[ocean summit]

Can I have dragon meat, then?

[vale spade]

Go fuck yourself you sick bastard

[ocean summit]

Is there anything you can serve in this tavern?

[past mirage]

[hexed wing]

No

Maybe not yet

[vale spade]

Ur mum

Oh wait she was used as the tsar bomba substitute

Because, your mum so fat she is worse than the tsar bomba when dropped

[ocean summit]

Ur mum so fat light can't escape her.

Which explain why you never saw her

[vale spade]

Ur mum so fat she dark holed an entire universe

[ocean summit]

Ur mum so fat three scientific fields compete for the primacy of her discovery

[vale spade]

Ur mum so fat, she destroyed a big bang

[ocean summit]

Ur mum so fat, her mass doubled yesterday but its still the same

Can I get dwarven beer?

[vale spade]

I discriminate against dwarves

But I might have one or two lying around

[Insert Dwarven Ale, from threatening a dwarven merchant who was too greedy]

[past mirage]

sneaks into the tavern wine cellar

[vale spade]

gets burnt to a crisp by Bessy

[past mirage]

[vale spade]

@stone lance you gotta pay for ya guilder

[past mirage]

I'm absolutely bored

[vale spade]

Spam

Ban

Wait nvm

There is no mod here

Spam to your hearts content

[past mirage]

[vale spade]

eee got banned again

#🛡public-moderation-logs

[past mirage]

[past mirage]

ngl what

[frozen hound]

bcs of me

[frozen hound]

now pay me back

[past mirage]

tf you mean "pay me back" are you suggesting I pay you?

[robust spade]

💀

[frozen hound]

the guild needs to pay me back they stole 10k and stashed it in the guild inv

[past mirage]

I ain't involved in this shit

[robust spade]

I fr was expecting it to last at very least another month

[frozen hound]

your'e a aristocrat

[robust spade]

But bro exceeded my expectations

[past mirage]

I ain't no aristocrat

Check playground

[frozen hound]

then whose an aristocrat???????

[stone lance]

nah

[frozen hound]

PAY ME BACK

[stone lance]

I don't know what you're talking about, money ?

[frozen hound]

10k of gold is stolen from me and stashed in your inv by eee

and he doxxed me

so I deserve to get recompensated, don't I?

[stone lance]

nuh uh

[frozen hound]

bro

[stone lance]

don't see 10k in my inventory

[frozen hound]

Guild inv

not your

[stone lance]

no, yesterday we had 422,000 and today we have 406,000

I don't see + 10k

[frozen hound]

Bro then what happened with my 10k

I saw them try to stash it

before getting banned

[stone lance]

so eee got banned again ?

[frozen hound]

yes

[stone lance]

oh yeah

lol

sorry I don't know where your 10k went

[frozen hound]

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO 10K???????

But it was stolen by your guild members

I need recompensation

It was thamiors money

not mine

[stone lance]

maybe some adamantine ?

[frozen hound]

ok, how much will you offer

[stone lance]

I have 200

[frozen hound]

ok, 40 should be enough

[stone lance]

okay

we trade ?

[frozen hound]

yes

[bleak oak]

I bet the money just went with them when they got banned.

[past mirage]

came back home from the market

now I eat some dinner

[astral holly]

Wait what

[frozen hound]

oh yes

_khvicha somehow stole 8k from me

[astral holly]

Don’t tell me you tried to trade with the outsiders

[astral holly]

?

Nah ok OSK is an asshole

[modern hawk]

reported for cyberbullying

😡

did eee got banned?

😔

i need to find someone else to cast debuffs on now

[river bear]

I shall apolegise for the behaviour have my fellow allies
Illl compensate you for the money that you lost and i shall punish eee if you find that neccecary

[bleak oak]

Hard to punish eee when they're banned lol

[frozen hound]

eee said sorry to me, and said he would try to refund me as much as I can.

What I want, is for _khvicha to get punished

who leaked the info in the guild dms of Outsiders

[river bear]

I have my ways

[river bear]

Elaborate please

[frozen hound]

my personal info

[river bear]

Sucks, ill see what i can do

Btw tell eee that hé doesnt need to pay you back
Ill be giving him a small fine anf i will share it with your guild

[astral holly]

Well, they’re gone and I missed being able to get in some bans

[river bear]

Oh btw

I gave lycor 10k back

You can now asknhr loan

[astral holly]

Heh

[river bear]

Sooo

Ask him to guve it to u

[astral holly]

He can do what he needs to do with it I have several times the full balance of LNE in my bank

[river bear]

Idc

Ask

[frozen hound]

I'm back

Do you want the 10k?

Also I rose to leader

[frozen hound]

@astral holly can I invite new players

[placid sinew]

yes

Y e s

[frozen hound]

_g @placid sinew

[placid sinew]

thm

[ocean summit]

There are 15 bartenders now?

[placid sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[ocean summit]

I remember the time were there was only one.

[placid sinew]

snek

[ocean summit]

Yep. I go really infrequently to that discord.

[astral holly]

Yes.

[frozen hound]

who are the bartenderS?

some kind of secret org??

That influence the world

[vale spade]

No...

As of now

All other bartenders are my slaves employees

Except snek

I just appointed them for the fun of it

[ocean summit]

I remember that time Snek served me some homemade cider. Ah, that was a bartender who knew how to serve their clients..

[vale spade]

He doesn't pay me

My last pay was months ago

[ocean summit]

Does he still take the revenue of the tavern?

[ocean summit]

Aren't the raid supposed to give their spells to the player who defeated the monster?

[pseudo mortar]

No, that was changed in late 2022 I think

[ocean summit]

How does it work then?

Is it random?

[pseudo mortar]

Yes, but the more damage you dealt the higher the chance you have

[ocean summit]

Then I'm quite unlucky.

[pseudo mortar]

Not that it matters, since there's only like 2-3 people active in each raid nowadays

[ocean summit]

In the last two raids, we were two to go in, I dealt 90%+ of the damage, and the other personn got the spell.

But they were negative spells anyway, those aren't interesting.

[placid sinew]

We ain't secret bruh

[placid sinew]

Nuh uh, I decalred independence a while ago

[ocean summit]

Can you serve me some cider?

[placid sinew]

What kind?

[ocean summit]

brut

[placid sinew]

reaches behind counter

[placid sinew]

gives brut cider

idk how you can like that tbh

[ocean summit]

cultivated taste

[placid sinew]

taking breaks from discord and this type of servers really is a good thing

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-coffee-sip-ahh-yes-gif-3400910

[frozen hound]

This seems like a org that practices black magic and influences the world towards their goal

And just look like bartenders

[placid sinew]

Nahhh, right @vale spade ? We ain't the bad guys

[vale spade]

I have a dragon in the back of the tavern if you haven't noticed.

Bessy would be glad to eat you.

[frozen hound]

I ATLEAST FIGURED OUT THEIR SECRETS

[vale spade]

BESSYYYYY

[pseudo mortar]

Wait, you got another dragon?

Or did you forget about the weird post-reset lore in which you adopted me?

[vale spade]

Bessy was there before you dear uwuvvnyya

[vale spade]

No, i did not

[pseudo mortar]

When did you get Bessy exactly?

[vale spade]

As lonna s I've been bartender

[pseudo mortar]

Well I first took my draconic-adjacent form when Snek was still the head bartender...

[ocean summit]

Why can't I ever get a spell when there is another person participating in the raid?

4 raids in a row, 2 or 3 players each time, I do the most damage by far, and don't get the spell.

[river bear]

Boring

[river bear]

Caught in 25k

[vale spade]

You weren't my pet back then

[river bear]

Wait

How manny k is the most modern camera

20k

[mortal seal]

@vale spade gib Highwaymen invite

i gotta do something

[vale spade]

Dms

[mortal seal]

got it

_i r

[placid sinew]

🔫

[past mirage]

"Log"

[vale spade]

Flooding the chat

Ban

[placid sinew]

he didn't flood the chat tho

[placid sinew]

mini modding

🤓

[ocean summit]

No, just a ban from being served in the tavern. So the bartenders under Nolt won't give him alcohol.

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/behind-you-jason-mantzoukas-nick-kroll-the-house-gif-11451496

[ocean summit]

Oh, you are here. Do you have some Devil's Blood Drink?

[twilit patio]

I don't work here anymore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/948429184974348348.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[ocean summit]

According to Nolt, you don't pay him. Is that true?

[twilit patio]

yes

I am also not the tavern owner anymore

i pay no one

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907051014182547536/1080645957156347975/saintboof.gif

[ocean summit]

You are retired?

[twilit patio]

(also there was an economy bot reset, so everyone lost everything)

[wide wraith]

wait what

nuuuuuu i’m poor now

[twilit patio]

Protogen located, boop deployed

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-boop-gif-22738025

[wide wraith]

:3

[river bear]

Okay...

[placid sinew]

:3

[twilit patio]

woops

thought this was general

[lapis basin]

what??

[frozen hound]

Can I get some shrew blood and gin cocktail?

2 pints please

and 1 glass of crushed draconic scales boiled with demon core in beer please for my friend

and 3 glasses of boiled orc meat broth with animal intoxicater and refresher for my ground dragon

[past mirage]

"ork"

[frozen hound]

That's also a valid spelling

[past mirage]

(warhammer 40k >:)

[frozen hound]

@BARTENDERS !!! Excuse me!

[heady nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938537576967594130/1067446423123144834/redditsave.com_se19ud97yrc91.gif

[placid sinew]

gives stuff (I’m not writing all that)

[past mirage]

am I banned from ordering alcohol?

[frozen hound]

Yes

[past mirage]

[twilit patio]

semd in dms pls :3c

[frozen hound]

AYO MAN WTF MAN I'M CALLING THE POLICE

[placid sinew]

Not at all :3

[past mirage]

kay

[past mirage]

[twilit patio]

you all are too dirty minded

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smacking-other-cat-cat-cat-smack-cat-swat-gif-10347810988835752163

[past mirage]

[ocean summit]

Does pursuit do anything if you already have the 5 traits it can give?

[ocean summit]

That's a cute gif.

I'm sure that fennec is a golf boy.

I mean good boy.

I'm not good for typing on a phone.

[past mirage]

I would need two turkey legs, one german beer, one roasted meat, one gourmet burger, one wood-fired pizza, and fresh salads, plus one cup of spiced wine and a mushroom soup, before one good apple and finally baked pumpkin pie.

puts the fifty gold coins on the counter

[placid sinew]

gives 2 turkey legs, 1 german beer, 1 roasted meat, 1 gourmet burger, 1 wood-fired pizza, 50 grams ( 🇺🇸 wtf is a kilometer) of fresh salads, 1 cup of spiced wine, a mushroom soup (🇺🇸 or should I say "sop" ) , an apple and a baked pumpkin pie

sorry for the american parts

couldn't resist it

[heady nimbus]

no

[modern hawk]

no but you still get xp from it

[past mirage]

eats the entirety of my meal

"delicious"

[past mirage]

[next juniper]

why furry?

[ocean summit]

why not?

[next juniper]

Without me?

[placid sinew]

Topguner gets quircky at night, huh

[past mirage]

[past mirage]

[spring quest]

i am taverning

[pseudo mortar]

Can I have 2 live (or at least very fresh) bison, and a barrel of cider? I can pay in tavern credit, but I can't really spend gold

[past mirage]

I am bored again

[next juniper]

[placid sinew]

I'm not selling you two bisons

We ain't a ranch

[past mirage]

[vale spade]

Eh, sure

[insert bison and barrel o' cider]

[vale spade]

We have a ranch

[past mirage]

Stakes are high, you are also and more so - Live your lie and play with my blood torso.
Who would believe all your tries - To blacken my name, dead crow as a prize.
They say that a tear, only dries - So I want to see the day, even Maxim cries.
They will come know this day as the cruel age.
They will come know this page as the fourth phase.
Won't you die?
Silent grace in life, hid in your eye.
In eyes I used to dream all night.
Wasted tears weigh'in my back.
From our love of lies, lies.
I used to stay wake all nights.
Chains in my heart, gaining weight before your eyes.
Too heavy for me to bear, can't you see me suffer?
So hard to withstand, even a sight of your eyes.
Chains in my heart - so heavy - I can't defy..."
You ponder these lines in your head.

[ocean summit]

Can I have some chicken milk and cow eggs?

[past mirage]

Mf what is a "cow egg"

[ocean summit]

I can't send images.

It's to test the ability of the bartenders to get anything to their clients.

[past mirage]

decides to sit outside of the tavern

[vale spade]

Yeah sure, will take a minute because I'll have to change the universal formula but will be done in a jifffy

[insert Chicken milk and Cow eggs]

[past mirage]

commits war crimes somewhere before going to the tavern

"Get me a beer mate."

[placid sinew]

You* have a ranch

[vale spade]

Okay ig this is technically my establishment

[placid sinew]

Give me ranch access smh

[vale spade]

Ey, had a good day commitin war crimes? Don't ask how I know, i have ears all over the place.

[insert barrel of beer]

A good barrel for a hard working man!

[vale spade]

Say the magic word

[placid sinew]

Pretty please 🥺

[past mirage]

"Was good mate."

[vale spade]

Okay pay up

[past mirage]

[vale spade]

Why, neither of those are the magic word

[placid sinew]

Abracadabra

[vale spade]

Say "the magic word"

[placid sinew]

Oh

[vale spade]

Yuh

[placid sinew]

The magic word

[vale spade]

It's case sensitive

[placid sinew]

the magic word.

[vale spade]

Why did you add a full stop bruh

[placid sinew]

the magic word

[vale spade]

a game menu opens up

[ocean summit]

up up down down left right left right b a start

[past mirage]

Amogus.

[placid sinew]

_i r

[placid sinew]

this game is so slow

[ocean summit]

Beer: 15L
Wine: 3 bottles
Beef: 0.5kg
Gold coins: 647

[placid sinew]

mmh, I'll eat the beef

[ocean summit]

You eat beef, gaining 15 stamina and 2 saturation

[wide wraith]

why is beer in liters but wine in bottles

[ocean summit]

Because is beer is selled to taverns in barrels but wine in bottles.

[wide wraith]

but there’s different kind of wine bottles and there infact are wine barrels

[ocean summit]

I'm not the creator of the game anyway, it's not me you should judge.

[vale spade]

We use 2L bottle as a standard, and we get it from the elves so it's all available in 2L

[wide wraith]

yer don’t have piccolos of wine?

[vale spade]

... No...

[wide wraith]

damn

but i want a piccolo of lillet

bad service smh

[vale spade]

Okay,

[Insert piccolo of lilet]

[wide wraith]

:3

[vale spade]

Will you give a 5 star review on google maps

[wide wraith]

no >:3

[vale spade]

Guh no this is not an option, look at the dragon in the back of the tavern? Yeah. Shell burn you into cinders. She's the one in THM's logo.

[wide wraith]

and have it burn down the tavern while doing that?

i’m not leaving i live here now

[vale spade]

The tavern was enchanted with fire proof spells when I was a druid in the good ole days

[wide wraith]

such spells don’t exist smh

and if they do i can just rip the floor boards out and use them as shields

[vale spade]

She may look happy but she's scary when angry

[wide wraith]

why is there a stray yellow pixel in the top left

[vale spade]

That's the old guild logo, a coin i or ert drew. I forgot whom since we both made one

[wide wraith]

i know i’m fairly sure ert made it

[vale spade]

The old logo

[wide wraith]

didnt know you also made one tho

[vale spade]

There was a coin

Could've been ert

I'm too lazy to figure it out

Wait no

[astral holly]

[vale spade]

Ert drew one to replace mine

[vale spade]

Lurker

[astral holly]

Just showed up, the frog announces my arrival

[vale spade]

Lurker.

[astral holly]

Decafa is a real lurker

[vale spade]

How's the mod business going?

[vale spade]

lol

[wide wraith]

bruh why did youtube recommend me this https://youtu.be/fSRxeJi5Z5w?si=eA81wURJeQW_DSKC

[astral holly]

Slow but that’s a good thing

[vale spade]

You're tastes are weird, tam

[wide wraith]

i didn’t search for this

youtube brought this to me

[vale spade]

How long do I see you in eye's shoes as fat, level 100+ moderator turned admin

[vale spade]

👽

That means yt thinks your tastes are weird

[wide wraith]

well fuck youtube imma go watch jedi horse again

[astral holly]

?

[vale spade]

How long till you become eye

And how long will it take for LNE to become a puppet of THM

[astral holly]

I’ll never be eye it’d take decades to get to super pumpkin

[vale spade]

Ercan doing it in like an year:

[astral holly]

He’s different

[wide wraith]

how high level is pumpkin

[astral holly]

I’ve been here for two years and not even level 50

[vale spade]

So when'll you become different?

[astral holly]

Like 100 or smth

[astral holly]

I won’t

[wide wraith]

oh damn i reached 70 in the server in most active in in like half a year

[vale spade]

I've been here for 2 months and I'm 59

[astral holly]

I am afraid of a carpal tunnel

[vale spade]

Mee6?

That's definitely possible

[wide wraith]

no a server that shall not be named

[vale spade]

I could've went to like level 70+ by now if I didn't take 9 month break

[vale spade]

I asked the leveling bot

@digital mauve

[wide wraith]

eh?

[vale spade]

What bot did you level up with...

Was it

[wide wraith]

Arcane#7800

[vale spade]

a. Mee6
b. Probot
c. Paint bot thingy
d. Any other

[vale spade]

So, c

[wide wraith]

paint bot thingy kekw

[vale spade]

You can adjust arcane level up settings without premium I think

I don't know the avg exp gain per messg

For arcane

[wide wraith]

nah i was just active a lot

i wouldn’t be so high rank if the exp was high

hmm now that i think of it i actually gave you the invite to that server once

[vale spade]

Today?

The vanity one

[wide wraith]

ye

[vale spade]

Oh lol

I'll check the level up stats and shit and leave

[wide wraith]

i see

[vale spade]

Later tho

[river bear]

Wha

[ocean summit]

Is the number of effects you can have at once capped?

Visibly yes, and its 7 per effect.

Does any guild seek to recruit new members? I'm in search of one myself.

[vale spade]

Yes

Thm

Just don't mind the femboys

[fossil cobalt]

Excuse me, the what?

[spice tulip]

Femboys are algs

[ocean summit]

I don't mind them.
Can I join you?

[wide wraith]

ah yes abbreviations my mortal enemy

[rough rampart]

Why?

[rough rampart]

Yep, this is usually where you find them

[wide wraith]

because i don’t know em

and i can’t remember em for shit

[rough rampart]

I thought you were talking about the Femboys

[wide wraith]

nah i’m fine with femboys

[rough rampart]

Oh, they are everywhere here

Mainly this channel

[wide wraith]

i see

[vale spade]

Sure, just ping me when you get back on

[ocean summit]

Well, I'm on

[astral holly]

hm

[ocean summit]

How many food do you have to cook starting from lvl1 cooking that you will be able to restore more health with that cooked food than you would have been able to with raw food?

[wide wraith]

10 food = 1 cooked food
normal food heals 20 with regen and c food heal 35 with regen i don’t know the values without regen

i can give you a cfood to test tho

[ocean summit]

Its 15 and 25 without.

[wide wraith]

at level 91 cooking the return for food to cfood is 1 to 1

[wide wraith]

i see

[ocean summit]

If you started at level 91, it would be rentable to cook.

But you start at level 1.

And spend lots of food leveling up

[wide wraith]

reasonable?

[ocean summit]

So I wonder how many hundreds of food you first invest to get to that point, and therefore how many you will need for it to be advantageous over simply eating the food.

[wide wraith]

i don’t know but i know some people don’t cook period because it now costs gold

[twin helm]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey time!

[twin helm]

😄

[ocean summit]

~monke

[vale spade]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey time!

[vale spade]

happy noises

[past mirage]

~monke

how tf

[wide wraith]

~monke

[frozen hound]

~moke

~monke

~monkey

~monkey

~monkey

lmao

?????????????????????????????????????????

[shell wharf]

~monke

[peak elk]

Mmm rare monkey

[shell wharf]

What

[vale spade]

OOOGWAAAYY

[astral holly]

Mm, monke.
-Master Oogway

[placid sinew]

...

[placid sinew]

👽

[vale spade]

Guh

[placid sinew]

I see wrong data

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-confused-face-confused-look-im-confused-im-so-confused-gif-16067865999736184254

[placid sinew]

don't try your generalian spells on me

[vale spade]

Why are we talking on two different servers, at the same time, but 2 different topics

[placid sinew]

I have literally no idea what you're talking about

[heady nimbus]

🤔

~uptime

[peak elk]

1d, 4h, 47m, 40s

[vale spade]

~monke

[twin helm]

~monke

[ripe stump]

if you are active here you must be crucified

[quasi leaf]

Nah

[mint sonnet]

Garlic you have no authority here

[vale spade]

Oh look guys! It's time to be crucified 🫠🫠🫠

🫠 🫠🫠

[past mirage]

wtf

[placid sinew]

raciiiiisssmmm

[vale spade]

Nuh

Uh

[dusky jay]

Hi folks

[dusky jay]

Outsiders are gonna get big reforms (some already in effect)

[vale spade]

How did you get unbanned

[dusky jay]

Does it matter?

[vale spade]

Yes

[dusky jay]

No.

[vale spade]

And what about the other guy

[vale spade]

Yes it does

[dusky jay]

We took care of him

[past mirage]

I didn't expect eee to go full German mode when becoming the new leader.

[dusky jay]

Probably won’t last too long

Just like all fascist/communist governments

Either we will go monarchy or democracy mode.

[past mirage]

I have a taste with monarchy.

[dusky jay]

Good.

[past mirage]

But democracy, hmm, dunno about that.

[vale spade]

You should just be normal

[dusky jay]

Knighthood will be offered at 14.99 euros per month!

[dusky jay]

Define “normal”.

[vale spade]

Democracy is a dumb move

Instability

[vale spade]

Like our leader rotation system, whenever a leader gets inactive they resign

[dusky jay]

We did the same smh

[vale spade]

Like yours also

[dusky jay]

LNE was fascist before I think

[vale spade]

No

👽

What are you spewing

[past mirage]

~monke

How tf do I kept angering the monke gods.

[dusky jay]

“Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/ FASH-iz-əm) is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived”

[dusky jay]

You don’t respect your leader.

If you respected the Outsiders policies and would always please them

[past mirage]

Going to go beat the ever living shit out of AIs on character.ai real quick.

[vale spade]

They weren't far right or authoritarian, top was never a dictator, no forced suppression of opposition (no one disliked top) and no natural social hierarchy

[dusky jay]

Bruh

I think fascism cannot work at all in this game

[vale spade]

👽

[dusky jay]

It’s just not possible bruh

[vale spade]

Yeah

[dusky jay]

Whatever, maybe we will be the first ones to make it work

[vale spade]

Nor is democracy

Meritocracy is only way

[pseudo mortar]

In a game with no political systems whatsoever? Who would've known

[vale spade]

It's like the pilot problem

[dusky jay]

Meritocracy?

That’s possible..

[vale spade]

Instead of choosing the person who knows the shit users could choose the guy who says "you get first class for 0 dollar"

[vale spade]

You and we are meritocracies

Already

Just go along the idea

[dusky jay]

Not nescesary

[vale spade]

👽

Ok

[dusky jay]

There were some cases of me promoting people of pure favoritism

Not saying who.

[vale spade]

sweating

[dusky jay]

Unban me from thm sir

And dm invite

[vale spade]

You didn't give me role in TO when I asked smh

Hurted my ego fr

[dusky jay]

Which role was it?

[vale spade]

His Excellency, qwas

[dusky jay]

A Qwas role makes no sense

[dusky jay]

Payment is a merit!

[vale spade]

External Leader

Nono

Leader of T.H.M.

In golden colour

[dusky jay]

That, maybe

[vale spade]

.

Final

[dusky jay]

External fuhrer

[vale spade]

n o

[dusky jay]

Fine

External queen

[vale spade]

Btw you missed a vote

I did a vote to rate my narcissism

[dusky jay]

1000000000000000000/10

[vale spade]

It was voted 16-20 out of 20

So i am gonna rp a narc

[vale spade]

I don't mean most of the narc things i say so... Hang on!!!

[dusky jay]

@vale spade

Clown

[vale spade]

.

Playing out my narc ark

And you succumbed to brainrot

What else should I have done

Let you rot others' brains?

@dusky jay D:

[astral holly]

He’s an outsiders member don’t take it personally

[dusky jay]

[dusky jay]

Why everyone always being biased against us

[vale spade]

Fascist

[astral holly]

True

[vale spade]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[river bear]

Monke?

Why does hé only react to u

[vale spade]

Thamior can u do me a favour? If you're on pc can you check my total number of messages?

[vale spade]

Because I'm cool

😎

[river bear]

U can without a pc

Oh nvm

[vale spade]

I need to boot up discord web on phone which is annoying

[river bear]

Stupid

Update

[river bear]

Very laggy

[astral holly]

I cannot find this child’s parents

One sec image failed

[river bear]

Oh btw

I was banned from outsiders 3 min ago

[river bear]

FROG

[astral holly]

Lil guy looks lost

[river bear]

I wont recomend to eat that kind of frogs

U need the one with thick legs

[river bear]

Creepy

Btw

[astral holly]

He’s lost

[river bear]

I dont think that frogs live with their parents

[astral holly]

Good point

[river bear]

...

[astral holly]

I forgot

[river bear]

They are good parents

Like urs

Prob

Normal parents like mine

And those

Who eat their children

(Crabs)

[astral holly]

I’ll leave him be

[river bear]

Bye frog

Why are u chatting on discord while being outside

[astral holly]

I’m on vacation to my family in the US but they’re actually kinda boring

So I went out on a walk

And here I am

[river bear]

Nice

Wait

U dont live in the us

[astral holly]

Did you even read the first message

I am on vacation

I flew out here

[river bear]

No but

Like

Uh

I thoughth that you lived in the us

[astral holly]

Nah I’m Canadian

[river bear]

Aha

Canadian

Hows the us

[astral holly]

Warm asf

[river bear]

Lol

[astral holly]

I hate Virginia

So much ch pollen

[river bear]

How manny degrees is it in Canada

Like rn

[astral holly]

In Fahrenheit, in the sixties.

Getting up to lower seventies

[river bear]

You with ur freedom units

Makes no sense

[astral holly]

I use Celsius when I’m in Canada

[river bear]

Ill do some googleing

why not rn than ;-;

[astral holly]

Because Americans can’t read Celsius

[river bear]

Im not american

[astral holly]

I always assumed you were

[river bear]

What

Why

[astral holly]

Idk why though

[river bear]

60 fahrenheit is like 15 degrees

Soo

Basicly

The same as here

I thought that it would be really cold

Bc Canada is White on the map

[astral holly]

It’s may it’s getting warm now

[astral holly]

I don’t live too far from the border

[river bear]

How are the winters in canada

[astral holly]

Cold asf

[river bear]

In normal celcius?

[astral holly]

It’s gotten down to -42 C every few winters

[river bear]

What

-42 Celsius????

[astral holly]

Yes

Slightly cold

[river bear]

Yep

Slightly

[river bear]

Its -10 here when its really cold

Like really

30 when its really hot

But people start complaining at 25

[vale spade]

Cold smh

[vale spade]

susuUauaksjsusysu what

[twin helm]

~monke

[twin helm]

I only speak in freedom units 😤

[mint sonnet]

30s warm

bad is above 35

[mint sonnet]

its 21 rn

[mint sonnet]

whats a "-"

[astral holly]

Typical

[past mirage]

[vale spade]

It's what a normal person says

You shouldn't be able to survive inc-42 😭

Darning canadians

[river bear]

Average americans

[dusky jay]

No.

Fascism eradicated

[round ledge]

fascism

[dusky jay]

No fascism

[river bear]

Facism

[vale spade]

National socialists

[river bear]

Communism

[dusky jay]

💀

[dusky jay]

No fascism

[dusky jay]

That’s even worse bro, I don’t wanna starve

[vale spade]

Starve

[dusky jay]

Never.

[wispy veldt]

Chicken role better

[river bear]

Lock ur role

I lost my chicken ;-;

[wispy veldt]

How

[river bear]

Idk

Ask someone before its to late

[vale spade]

lowrank

[vale spade]

Lowrank

[vale spade]

LOWRANK

No image perms belike

[bright citrus]

Can someone give me 27 adamantine

[river bear]

Wait i have image perms 0:

[wide wraith]

you notice that only now?

[river bear]

Yuh

[dusky jay]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[dusky jay]

Why I always get monkey fail bruh

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[mortal seal]

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[dusky jay]

AGAIN WTF

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[peak elk]

Gorilla Drum!

[astral holly]

I’m back in the most elite club of SB

[modern hawk]

~monke

[peak elk]

Mmm rare monkey

[modern hawk]

mmm

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[past mirage]

slots machines in the WB casino is op as fuck, if only you have good luck.

[dusky jay]

~monke

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[past mirage]

~monke

[vale spade]

~monke

[wispy veldt]

~monke

Oh it got deleted

[vale spade]

~monke

GRRR

[dusky jay]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[dusky jay]

GINALLY

FINALLY*

I always wanted spinning monkey

[modern hawk]

_cast bloodrain

[dusky jay]

Wrong channel sir

[river bear]

Stop monkeying ;-;

[dusky jay]

No

[leaden thunder]

~monke

again

[livid rune]

el monke

[leaden thunder]

le monke

[bleak oak]

~monke

[vale spade]

~monke

[tough pine]

Hey @astral holly you still in the LNE ?

[astral holly]

I am the LNE

[tough pine]

last member ?

[tough pine]

What happened during my absence ?

[dusky jay]

~m1onke

~monke

[astral holly]

Idk when you last played but LNE is no longer my solo guild I let a guy join and idk what’s happened since then

[tough pine]

before the maj that wipe everything

[astral holly]

Ah he’s been inviting others

[tough pine]

can i rejoin ?

_g le nouvel eden

_help

oh ok

[astral holly]

Yeah

[bright citrus]

Hi

Idk if you remember me

[astral holly]

Yes I do.

Not very well

But I remember you.

[bright citrus]

Nice

I am a inventor draft in sb 1

@astral holly can i join LNE back?

[astral holly]

Alright

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[astral holly]

Betrayal

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

…

Bruh why this shitty bot never works

275m

275 minutes

[twin helm]

~monke

🦆 >

[twin helm]

uh

@vale spade

[vale spade]

Yeah I'll send

Sorry bout that

[twin helm]

ty 😅

[astral holly]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[astral holly]

Weeeeee

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[peak elk]

Water monke

[wide wraith]

,monke

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

Bruh

I want rare monkey

[bleak oak]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[dusky jay]

Fuck you monkey thief

[bleak oak]

[dusky jay]

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[vale spade]

Hmm chat

How is this doing

The monke cmmds seem to have taken over

[twin helm]

~monke

I leveled up with a ~monke

sick

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[vale spade]

~monke

[vale spade]

Atleast you never leveled up while genociding

[past mirage]

~monke

brah

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[peak elk]

Gorilla Drum!

[dusky jay]

@teal spoke why when I try to roll a trait it says “unexpected error”?

[teal spoke]

u lost bablos?

[dusky jay]

Nah

Nvm it worked now

[teal spoke]

good

[mortal seal]

~monke

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[twin helm]

What 😄

~monke

[vale spade]

.... Nothing

~monke

[bleak oak]

~monke

[leaden thunder]

~monke

[vale spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1033443281847210066/1057260284361850900/Screenshot_2022-12-27-17-03-39-82_572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg?ex=664fd29e&is=664e811e&hm=acd0e0ef397f8ac595a51befe4ddf40f97f98405ce6994752cc28023b7ca240a&

Only ogs remember 😔

[dusky jay]

Autoclicker

[vale spade]

Yea

[modern hawk]

[sharp garden]

Do I have to be a certain level to post videos?

[placid sinew]

💀

[vale spade]

Level 10

[placid sinew]

#🚑help-chat

[sharp garden]

Oh

[placid sinew]

Wait, why am I trying to redirect people to the help chat

[dusky jay]

~monkey

[sharp garden]

~monkey

[vale spade]

~monke

[dusky jay]

~monke

~monke

[peak elk]

Random chimp event

[dusky jay]

[twin helm]

~monke

[modern hawk]

_cast maddening @dusky jay

[twin helm]

👁️👄👁️

[bleak oak]

~monke

[mortal seal]

~monke

[dusky jay]

Bastard

[frozen hound]

👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿

muahahahahahahahaha

My evil plan has suceeded

now argus and lolmeh are my slaves

[frozen hound]

~monke

~monke

[frozen hound]

👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿

[vale spade]

????