🍻tavern

[river bear]

Wut why r u still here

[vale spade]

Ban evasion

Ez shit

[river bear]

..

[vale spade]

jk

Misban

[river bear]

O

[wide wraith]

pat pat

[vale spade]

Unreal

I'm being patted by a German furry

Unreal

[wide wraith]

is that a positive or negative achievement?

[vale spade]

Neutral

This is a sidequest

[wide wraith]

hmm

[vale spade]

Oh wait

[wide wraith]

interesting

[vale spade]

Gay german furry

That's an even rare achivement

[placid sinew]

Sad

[placid sinew]

It's more common than a straight furry

I hate this role color

Speedrunning dragon

[river bear]

Gl

[placid sinew]

Shut up chicken

[river bear]

I was being nice ;-;

[placid sinew]

Bear looked so far away when I was chicken, now it looks so far away

Nothing changed

[mint sonnet]

Bear is close-

[river bear]

I love chickens

I wanna stay a chicken

[mint sonnet]

2 more levels to plague doctor

I might freeze at plague doctor

[placid sinew]

We're 8 levels away

[vale spade]

Why

It's good

[vale spade]

Unreal

Get to druid and freeze

[placid sinew]

It looks like green piss

[wide wraith]

bro piss isnt green

you should see a doc if its green

[placid sinew]

That's why I said "green piss" and not "piss"

🤯

[wide wraith]

bro where is this legendary green piss?

[vale spade]

Why do so many people dislike druid green

UFO green is much worse

[placid sinew]

I disagree

[wide wraith]

green is ugly in gerneral

[vale spade]

I literally want to #3 most active member just to escape UFO green mf

[wide wraith]

purple and black supremacy

[placid sinew]

You didn't go in top 3. Top 3 are mfs who live here

[placid sinew]

Join my Empire

[wide wraith]

[placid sinew]

I consider that a no

[wide wraith]

protogen

*probably

fuck autocorrect

why does protogen have priority over probably

[placid sinew]

Because you love saying protogen. I don't even have it on my autocorrect

[wide wraith]

makes sense

[placid sinew]

Invite me to a furry server fr

[vale spade]

Wait lemme get

[placid sinew]

Join the Empire

[vale spade]

Nu uh

[opaque nacelle]

Royal tavern????

[mortal seal]

@teal spoke Can I have the GoldCoin I had before wipe

[opaque nacelle]

@teal spoke I'll sell my soul for you not give him that coin

[astral holly]

I’m almost at dragon rank

Finally almost out of this green color

[river bear]

Yay

[mint sonnet]

Doesn't matter

[astral holly]

Druid is like a death trap rank

2.3k messages to go

[ripe stone]

feels like a completely different group of people here

[astral holly]

That’s because it kinda is

[vale spade]

Unreal, why do you people dislike druid so much

[opaque nacelle]

same

[astral holly]

LNE finally took first territory

[hallow zenith]

Anyone got ze quild

[astral holly]

I have a guild

Not hiring tho

[teal spoke]

what if i said pwease 😢 👉 👈

[astral holly]

Anything for you

[teal spoke]

too bad your guild suck

[astral holly]

Unless you cancel sb 2

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-uh-ok-shy-gif-13015578

[astral holly]

Ik

[astral holly]

If you cancel I’m quitting sb

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/vxl-virgin-xl-oh-no-anyway-vxl-ohnoanyway-idc-gif-20529043

[astral holly]

Also guys I’m dragon rank now

[mint sonnet]

💀

i haev 53

[mortal seal]

damn

[pure mist]

Good sir, I come to thee with a business deal. You give me: 5000 tokens, I give you: my eternal loyalty

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sleep-gif-18921510

[placid sinew]

@astral holly hello, dragon frog

[vestal tundra]

It is who were you again

Ngl dc search feature is ass now

[glass fox]

Ever heard of a comma?

Took me three reads to understand

[vestal tundra]

No I'm deaf :confusedcat:

[vale spade]

I have more

Up ur numbers, noob

[pure mist]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[pure mist]

spinny monke

[mortal seal]

~monke

[astral holly]

@next juniper you still alive?

[placid sinew]

I took over his "french protection duty". He doesn't have much time remaining

[astral holly]

Damn

Also

Low rank

[placid sinew]

We're literally one rank apart👽

5 levels apart

[astral holly]

You have no idea how much exp that gap is though

It’s ungodly

[placid sinew]

Ain't that much. All I have to do is play in #1154279292054798386

[astral holly]

True

Really true

[placid sinew]

I'll level up faster than you will ever be able to

[astral holly]

That’s assuming I am not doing the same thing

[placid sinew]

I have less sleep than you + I'm more active

Old chap

[astral holly]

I am up til like two am every night

And I am online for more time than I spend at school

[placid sinew]

I went active not too long ago. How long has it been for you?

[vestal tundra]

Maybe you're just dumb if it took you 3 reads

[astral holly]

Maybe a month ago

[placid sinew]

Quicklast's RP made me go from alligator to almost plague doctor

[placid sinew]

Damn, same as me 🤝

[astral holly]

I gained two levels this week

[placid sinew]

Translation: "I have no life, no friends, no family, no job, no passion, nothing to live for"

[astral holly]

And I’m a war thunder player, further proving the point

[placid sinew]

Yep, Canadians...

Kids these days. Back in my day, kids used to have a girlfriend instead of an AI femboy bully

[astral holly]

What 👽

Where did the ai femboy come from

[placid sinew]

Merged random words from today's kids sexual interests

[astral holly]

Fair

[placid sinew]

You didn't ask about the bully part 👁️👄👁️📸📸

[astral holly]

Who is into bullies

Not me

Maybe ercan

But not me

[placid sinew]

People living on discord, who never saw a girl in real life (when they see one, they turn into statues, even if it's an ugly bitch (bitch refers to the girl, not the ugly(don't wanna get banned))(that's a lot of parentheses))

[mint sonnet]

@cyan moth

And to think I'm lower rank than both of you and I've been here for almost a year longer

[astral holly]

Truly at fault of your inactivity

[mint sonnet]

I mean Id be druid

If I hadn't switch accounts I think

I'm pretty sure 0 to bear is the same as plague doctor to druid

yeah

with the xp from my alt

id be level 36

and almost 37

[placid sinew]

I’m taking back my bartender job.
List of jobs:

• SB protector of the french (stolen from topguner but shhh)
• Troll (mod immunity somehow)
• #🍻tavern Bartender (a guy who’s here to manipulate you into buying 10000 gold of beer)
• Discordian (rper, chatter etc.)

[vale spade]

Ok

[pure mist]

can some mod host an rp rq

i wanna level up

[opaque nacelle]

real

[placid sinew]

Use braincells fr

[pure mist]

i dont got em tho

i got one and its fighting itself for second place

[mint sonnet]

Guys

I'm a necromancer now (trust totally.not plague doctor)

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sleep-gif-18921510

[placid sinew]

Who wants drinks? (15th Bartender moment)

[pseudo mortar]

I'd like the liquified form of the 18th bartender

[placid sinew]

What 👽

Mmmh

Doesn't exist, I think

[placid sinew]

I can give you liquified form of the first bartender

@pure mist become my apprentice (you already technically are)

[pure mist]

how much will i get paid?

[placid sinew]

My guy, wtf

I didn't know you were like that

[pure mist]

it was a typo

[placid sinew]

(I did)

[placid sinew]

They all say that

Try not to get warned challenge (Impossible)

[pure mist]

HOW MUCH MONEY U GIB ME GOD DAMMIT

[placid sinew]

Try to get warned challenge (Impossible for me smh)

[placid sinew]

You don't need money, you need power (power=money, money=power)

[pure mist]

exactly

money=power

so give me money so i have power

[placid sinew]

I'm the one to decide on this

[pure mist]

yeah so how bout u decide how much I'm getting paid

[placid sinew]

You're fired

[pure mist]

you need to pay a fee to fire someone

[placid sinew]

Not in the Empire

[pure mist]

it is so on god's green earth

[placid sinew]

You're not getting "laid"

[pure mist]

which you are living on right now

[placid sinew]

What tells you that? And God is with a big G, heretic

[pure mist]

oh, that explains a lot.

[placid sinew]

Police I swear to God 🎵
Not simping for a child ❗

Does that explain more?

@pure mist what am I to you? A gay pedo or a troll?

[pure mist]

A weird piece of shit who likes erping.

[placid sinew]

🖕 (came up with "reverse")

[placid sinew]

Welp, you are too

[pure mist]

i don't tho

You're currently talking to a male minor about weird stuff, so ig youre a gay pedo as well

[placid sinew]

ofc

[pure mist]

that was once

[placid sinew]

Weird stuff?

[pure mist]

how old r u

[placid sinew]

I already answered that at least 10 times

[pure mist]

so i know who's the pedophile here

[pure mist]

dm it

[placid sinew]

I think it's you

[pure mist]

if you're under discord tos, just dm it

i don't discriminate against children, you're actually smarter than me

[placid sinew]

No, it ain't my problem if you have a smooth brain

[pure mist]

that's insulting

smooth isn't enough

use a more exaggerative word

[placid sinew]

Imagine saying someone you called a gay pedo is smarter than you 💀

I forgot your age lmao

[pure mist]

wait i told you?

i thought i only told the other dude from ur army

server

[placid sinew]

People who told me their age: ertkif, lolmeh, topguna, qwas, Matteo, tamoon, you, spider/wtv his name is rn, and more

[pure mist]

wait what

[placid sinew]

Yes

[Almost said something that could have get me banned]

[placid sinew]

You're from 14 to 16 I know (not) for sure

[pure mist]

Middle

[placid sinew]

Then none of us are pedos 🤝 (maybe)

[placid sinew]

I wonder what you think 👽

[pure mist]

What? You are definitely smarter.

[placid sinew]

What makes you think that 👽
I'm toxic af, that doesn't sound really smart lol

[pure mist]

you can figure stuff out more than me

also did I miss a trend or smth, when did alien become more popular than skull

[placid sinew]

That's because I have no life

[placid sinew]

You seem to have missed the past 2 months

[vale spade]

I don't think I told you my age 👽

I haven't told it to anyone

[placid sinew]

You told it more than anyone else

[placid sinew]

You have

[vale spade]

I never told anyone 👽👽👽

Send me pic

[placid sinew]

Lazy

[vale spade]

So i didn't say

Ur probably misremembering

[placid sinew]

You're 16 or 17, I forgor

[vale spade]

.

[placid sinew]

I ain't

[vale spade]

I never told anyone my age

[vale spade]

Anyways

I bought MCPE for nine inr

[placid sinew]

You did

[vale spade]

💀💀

[vale spade]

Nu h

[placid sinew]

You're crazy my dude

[placid sinew]

Ok

[vale spade]

On Google Play, mojang and everything was correct reviews too

💀💀💀

It was 29inr but i used 20inr discount

[placid sinew]

Get your englishing right

[vale spade]

For reference 1 usd is 85 inr

[placid sinew]

Scammer

[vale spade]

85, not 1

💀

[placid sinew]

Holy shit (imma bring some freedom to your country)

[astral holly]

🇨🇦

[placid sinew]

Wha

[placid sinew]

🇫🇷

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298

[placid sinew]

I'm dead

[vale spade]

lol

[placid sinew]

A few cents

[vale spade]

Ong

[placid sinew]

For fucking Minecraft

[vale spade]

I was getting heart attack

[vale spade]

It used to be 650 or something

Lolol

[astral holly]

Minecraft cost me 60 usd when I first got it on my switch

[vale spade]

L bozo

[placid sinew]

What the fuck

Did India bully mojang into oblivion?

[vale spade]

The icon sucks....

[placid sinew]

Minecraft switch is even shittier than big console Minecraft

[placid sinew]

☠️

[astral holly]

Fr

[placid sinew]

That ain't Minecraft, that's Minceraft

[vale spade]

Much more bearable

Imma play this shi

[placid sinew]

Minecraft PE is unnatural, good luck

[vale spade]

Ah fuck

[astral holly]

Fr

[vale spade]

I forgot i don't have Microsoft account

[astral holly]

It cost me 7 usd

[astral holly]

L bozo

[vale spade]

L bozo

💀

Great minds think alike

[astral holly]

[vale spade]

I got it for 9inr

Sucks to be u

[astral holly]

Probably the price it deserves

[vale spade]

💀

It's not even 10 cents I think

15*

[astral holly]

Yeah

Still

The only way it ever really make it worth it’s money was when I took a screenshot of a frog a long time ago

That screenshot is now my pfp

[placid sinew]

@teal spoke I swear the only time your writing is good is when you do announcements and blog posts

[teal spoke]

[placid sinew]

#🌎general gives me depression

[placid sinew]

@rocky patrol @pure mist are you still up to join the Empire?

[pure mist]

yes

[placid sinew]

Welcome, recruit, to the rising Empire 🤝

🫡

[pure mist]

I thought we we're partners though?

I mean as long as I'm getting paid though

[placid sinew]

Dw

[placid sinew]

You better earn your captain name

[pure mist]

the mod set my name as that

[placid sinew]

Oh

Good thing french mods are traitors of the french cause

[astral holly]

War time

[rocky patrol]

#📣sb-announcements message someone with perms 👽 react

[placid sinew]

The wipe...

So many memories...

@pure mist you still have a token?

@molten ruin gg ez noob

[molten ruin]

What

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-21335564

[placid sinew]

@vale spade what happened to your ID (Don't ask me why I checked)

[vale spade]

?

ID or username

[placid sinew]

I really wanna punch you

[vale spade]

Be clear when u ask a question

[placid sinew]

Use your godamn brain

[vale spade]

780343170553872394?

[vale spade]

I can only use it if your use your goddamn brain to ask me a proper question

[placid sinew]

Why ooga booga qwas_da_dum ooga booged .qwas.

[vale spade]

Cus qwas was already taken

.qwas was taken too i think

[placid sinew]

Bro understood ooga booga but not actual words

I'm dead

[vale spade]

And I like things being symmetrical like .qwas.

[vale spade]

That's cus IDs are not usernames dumbass

THIS is an ID: 780343170553872394

[placid sinew]

ID has different meanings

[vale spade]

THIS is an username: .qwas.

[vale spade]

Don't expect me to know the difference when you are calling usernames as IDs

[placid sinew]

Ooga booga fucking ooga booger

[vale spade]

It'll be ok with like idk, Instagram but this is discord where both are used

[vale spade]

Translation?

[vale spade]

Only reason I understood this is cus u mentioned the usernames

[placid sinew]

Ooga booga outta booger ooga fucker

[vale spade]

Bro lost so went back to stone age

The natural state of the french

And the brits

[placid sinew]

At least I understand english

[vale spade]

Same, i understand English and proper questions in English not unga bunga like changing username to ID and expecting to understand

[placid sinew]

Yep, you're stupid

[vale spade]

Anyways, u have bedrock edition? Teach me mc

[vale spade]

Nah u just don't know how to make a proper question

[placid sinew]

Ayo, in what way

[vale spade]

Don't use a term for another term when both have different meaning

[placid sinew]

Brain: 🧠

[vale spade]

You know what i mean

[vale spade]

You don't have one

[placid sinew]

Nah, I don't. Be more precise 😊

[placid sinew]

Who fucking asked?

[vale spade]

Ok, teach me how to play Minecraft properly without dying twice in 5 minutes please

[placid sinew]

TWICE IN 5 MINUTES?

5 MINUTES? NOT EVEN NIGHT?

AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG

[vale spade]

I fell down a ravine and then it was night when i respawned

So a skelly sniped me

[placid sinew]

Fair enough

[placid sinew]

Even the strongest players can't fight those guys

[vale spade]

👽

I tried gettin close to kill that nuisance but it shit me and sent me backwards

[placid sinew]

Alright, I'll teach you

[vale spade]

Thank you

[placid sinew]

Call me Master or Teacher or Lord or King or ...

[vale spade]

Seth is all i can do

Or seyren

[placid sinew]

You're welcome :3

[vale spade]

Choose

[placid sinew]

Bet, no teaching

[vale spade]

Nooo

Pretty please 🥺🥺🥺

[placid sinew]

Exactly, nooo

[vale spade]

I'll call you teach

🥺🥺🥺

[placid sinew]

I... I can't say no to those eyes ;v;

[vale spade]

🥺

[placid sinew]

Damn

Why is yours better

[vale spade]

My next Google search: How do you add friends in Minecraft pocket edition

[vale spade]

It's literally the same

[placid sinew]

I have a weird gray background

Since the update

Mhhhh

[vale spade]

Oh, it's same for me but it's for the one I sent

[placid sinew]

Did the update add more racism?

[vale spade]

It's discord UI being funky

[placid sinew]

Oh, then it's ok

[placid sinew]

Found anything?

[vale spade]

What's ur tag?

[vale spade]

Yeah, guy on YouTube helped me 👍

[placid sinew]

Name's (Intense thinking) SeyernDeath or SeyernianDeath, something with Seyern for sure

Java name is Seyern 🗿

[vale spade]

I'll just send my name which i forgot

noltqwas or qwasnolt i think

[placid sinew]

Look, NOW

[vale spade]

Noltqwas

Why is first letter capital

Smh

Fucking restrictions

[placid sinew]

Got it, noltias

@vale spade Idfk how to add friends 👍

[vale spade]

Google

[placid sinew]

Oh

I'm dumb

[vale spade]

👽

We both are

[placid sinew]

I knew all along...

How to do it

I think

@vale spade you'll be the one to add me, noltias

I'm struggling with my computa rn

[vale spade]

Tag?

[placid sinew]

Loading...

[vale spade]

Sadge

[placid sinew]

More Loading

Updating to be a pain in the ass

[vale spade]

👽

[placid sinew]

35% updated

[vale spade]

Imagine having to update

Kekw

[placid sinew]

80%

FINALLY

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

I'm stupid...

I used the Java launcher

Welp

:seyern_pray:

[vale spade]

💀

[placid sinew]

I'm stuck on the loading screen

Nvm

Can't exit full screen

@vale spade DMs

Forgot bedrock is basically free as long as you have the launcher

Fucking stupid

[vale spade]

Mk

[pure mist]

nah

[placid sinew]

Not really a problem

[placid sinew]

How are you doing, @fresh blaze ?

[vestal tundra]

There more egirls out there try joining an egirl server to find one

[placid sinew]

What 👽

[river bear]

Thats new for you to be nice

[placid sinew]

How are you, Dutch?

[river bear]

Gud

You have become a changed man…

Ig

[astral holly]

Two man war

[placid sinew]

I'm the same person, you easily-manipulated moron

@river bear join the Empire fr

[river bear]

Nein

[placid sinew]

Your loss

[river bear]

Nope

Hmm

What do i loose

[placid sinew]

An opportunity, you fucking idiot

[river bear]

Meh

I have no reason to treason

[placid sinew]

treason?

[river bear]

Yeh

U treason

I dont

[placid sinew]

I didn't

[river bear]

Ur name is treason

In the server

[placid sinew]

my name is Seyern 👽

[river bear]

Hmmmm

[placid sinew]

i ain't the one who made that name

[river bear]

Still is

What May the empire be

[placid sinew]

Unity

[river bear]

Elaborate....

[placid sinew]

put every guild under one banner. It'll not only allow for SB1 unity, it will also contribute to SB2 authority

[river bear]

Aha

So u want us to unite

[placid sinew]

The Empire is against chaos

[river bear]

NO WAY

[placid sinew]

yep

[river bear]

WARRRRR

DIEEEE

[placid sinew]

you never did a war

[river bear]

AHAHAHAHA

[river bear]

True

So one shall come

And only i shall be the commander

[placid sinew]

Do one before SB2

[river bear]

Anddd uhh

What do we do in a war

[placid sinew]

you don't have the proper skills

[river bear]

True

Im working on it rn

Bribery is the only one im good at

[placid sinew]

ain't got a definition. The Empire will bring rules to war

[river bear]

How were the previpus wars

Did members just cast spells on each other

[placid sinew]

yep

pretty much that

[river bear]

Boring

If we all fought typorak we would still loose

[placid sinew]

exactly. I'll bring rules to war. Actual battles, not just kids throwing rocks at each other

[river bear]

Hmmmm

Still boring

[placid sinew]

As I said, your loss

[river bear]

Yuh

[placid sinew]

I need to make a guild for the Empire

[vale spade]

There has not been an war since the middle for era2

Which would around an year ago

Kekw

[vale spade]

You weren't even there to see all the fun mf you were never in here during the war

[placid sinew]

Stop talking to yourself

[vale spade]

Nah, i was sayin to u

You never witnessed a war

Well

The one an year ago was much more a cold war

The proper wars were only in era 1 before any reset

[placid sinew]

Stop fucking talking alone

[vale spade]

Saying it to you

[mint sonnet]

dont.

@vale spade smh can you believes these noobs

bet they dont remember CMS

[vale spade]

Sweating intensifies

[mint sonnet]

what.

do you not remember CMS?

[vale spade]

Coa?

[vale spade]

I didn't keep track of era 1 politics

All I knew was dungeon, get dust UPGRADE

Oh well

Gtg

Cya

[mint sonnet]

what

oh you meant GCOA

[vestal tundra]

Ancient history

It's been 2 yrs now at this point

[vestal tundra]

I don't remember a war

Did my kind ever stop prosecuting geens

[vestal tundra]

Smh talking abt war you haven't seen anything yet

You don't know of the arms race that happened back then

[pure mist]

Does anyone need a bless?

I wanna use it

[hallow zenith]

How does one get spells?

[pure mist]

raid

You have 1/(number of participants) chance of being the one to get it

[hallow zenith]

Ah, interesting, okay ima take note of that.

[pure mist]

so if there's 3 participants, there's a 1/3(33.33333333333333334) chance of u getting it

[hallow zenith]

ah huh..
My participating in raids will be frequent then

[placid sinew]

It's 33.3333333333333333333% chance. Where does the 4 come from?

[pure mist]

fuck you

[placid sinew]

Learn basic math

[pure mist]

What's 100 divided by 3

[placid sinew]

33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333[...]

[pure mist]

keep going

[placid sinew]

33 rounded to unit

🖕

[pure mist]

🖕✝️🖕

[pure mist]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[wide wraith]

no your chance is influenced by how much damage you do

[pure mist]

shh, I'm tryna look smart

[river bear]

Learn math and say stuff right

[pure mist]

ouch

[river bear]

33 1/3

[river bear]

Ouch indeed

[pure mist]

ok

[river bear]

Thats how to do it (:

Its the exact awnser

[pure mist]

Also, why is 100 divided by 3
33.33333333333333334? since it's supposed to be equal halves

ny brain doesn't brain

[wide wraith]

well it is the threes after the dot repeat infinitely and you can’t write that so we round up after a certain number or put a dash above it

[pure mist]

yeah that's what i thought, but my math teacher insists that you only round up after 5

[wide wraith]

well you normally do

[pure mist]

Came for levels, left with math knowledge

[wide wraith]

that’s a exception to the rule and my math teacher also preferred it if visualise it with a dash and not by rounding up

im not actually sure what you call the dash i put above the last three

[astral holly]

Infinitive, I think

[placid sinew]

Bruh, to think we're the same age...

[pure mist]

I'm a dumbass

[placid sinew]

Proof?

[pure mist]

uhhhh, 2+2= 3.9

[placid sinew]

Not totally wrong considering you rounded 100/3 with 33.333333334

[pure mist]

@placid sinew how does do the call command using worldbox amp

[placid sinew]

Your English is more broken than mine. And you can't

[pure mist]

The broken english is on purpose. I use that to confirm that I no threat.

[placid sinew]

Shut up or you're not getting paid

[pure mist]

i don't get paid anyways though?

[placid sinew]

You'll get paid soon

[pure mist]

How soon? And how much?

[pure mist]

Kindly answer my question and I'll stop speaking broken english.

[placid sinew]

As soon as you get me new recruits

[pure mist]

The rules of the empire is to not invite people though. So, how?

Knowing the type of person you are, if I pinged you to invite them, you'd say that you recruited them since you invited them and if I invited them, you'd say I'm not getting payment as I've broken one of the rules of the empire.

[placid sinew]

Invite them, the rule is to not invite anyone. Verify who they are first

[vale spade]

Omg

I just logged on to discord with 0 pings in an eternity lol

Nvm, false alarm

[placid sinew]

Get rekt bozo

[vale spade]

Actually ur the bozo

[placid sinew]

Ok bozo

[vale spade]

you should look into a mirror for one

[placid sinew]

You should look at your rank

[vale spade]

Atleast I'm a nolife and not a bozo

[placid sinew]

You are both

[vale spade]

Nah

[placid sinew]

Ok

[vale spade]

Btw what did u want when u DMed me yesterday

[placid sinew]

MC I think. I don't remember

[vale spade]

Mk

[vale spade]

Wanna play now?

Should I get ertkif on

@mortal seal

[placid sinew]

Y e s

[vale spade]

Rise

[placid sinew]

G e t t h e b e a s t

[vale spade]

How many wool u have

I have 1

[placid sinew]

O n e

[vale spade]

We need one more for a bed

[placid sinew]

🤝

[mortal seal]

hm?

[vale spade]

Sheep hunting time

[vale spade]

Minecraft

[mortal seal]

oh god

[mortal seal]

my Minecraft nah workin

[vale spade]

What's ur tag?

[placid sinew]

A shared bed? =O_O=

[mortal seal]

[mortal seal]

hmmm

[vale spade]

It's not java

bedrock

Cus i only have bedrock

[mortal seal]

Bedrock on phone right?

idk how to use it tho

[vale spade]

Yes but it'll work anyway

[mortal seal]

no app issue

[vale spade]

Bedrock on phone and pc is same

[mortal seal]

Do you know any free Minecraft for phone

or android

or mobile

[placid sinew]

Seyern eats popcorn, knowing damn well if he gets near his wi-fi providing machine (forgot the English word), he can obliterate you at PvP

[mortal seal]

hmm

I remember being very good with bow in PvP

when my Minecraft worked

[placid sinew]

Seyern realises he launched a modpack that crashed his PC and is now fucked

I need to get that mod working fr

He said

[mortal seal]

back to skp

[vale spade]

Tag?

[mortal seal]

wdym tag

[vale spade]

The gamertag thingy

[mortal seal]

uhh

huh?

[vale spade]

Like the name that appears above your charecter?

[mortal seal]

i don't have Minecraft on phone

[vale spade]

You have bedrock on pc right?

[placid sinew]

@vale spade If we don't start soon, I'll go buy myself some snacks

[vale spade]

Mk, ping me when u get back

[placid sinew]

Alright

[mortal seal]

iek

idk

[vale spade]

Unreal

[placid sinew]

You surely have it

[mortal seal]

ok

umm

I will just start my pc

but its laggy

soo

we`ll see if my mc works

[placid sinew]

I should continue my hardcore world

[vale spade]

Mm

[mortal seal]

why does my mc picture looks like a random file

[placid sinew]

I still need to make a mushroom and frog shrine

[mortal seal]

bruu

alr

lets trynna start minecraft.exe

hope that works

updatinf boostrap

damn

why updating so much

like 5 updates already

ok this might take time

[mortal seal]

yes

shrines are very important

[placid sinew]

And a villager army

[mortal seal]

make Bessy shrine too btw

[placid sinew]

DON'T MAKE ME DOWNLOAD THE DRAGON MOD

I may be crazy, but that's too much

[mortal seal]

do it

dragon rider

lmao

oh good, i have 127GB space

should be enough

[placid sinew]

Dam

[mortal seal]

@vale spade im on like 60%

of one update

damn i didn't play mc for years

How do I craft something

[placid sinew]

Please don't steal my stuff

[placid sinew]

E

[mortal seal]

I ll not

[mortal seal]

E?

like E key

80%

[placid sinew]

Nah, K

[mortal seal]

ok

[placid sinew]

E K

[mortal seal]

E K

hmm

[placid sinew]

Moron

It's E

[mortal seal]

alright alright

Oh

I think the launcher started

now its loading

and....

I gotta lig in

shit

imma reset password

it aint sending me code

fuck

[placid sinew]

Smartest thing you've done

[mortal seal]

screw this

not working

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

okay

fuck that machine

[placid sinew]

Fnaf lore

[mortal seal]

huh?

never seen that

[placid sinew]

Nothing

[mortal seal]

comedies better

[placid sinew]

What

[mortal seal]

comedys

eh

damn it

exists

[vale spade]

Is it done yet?

[mortal seal]

I couldn`t reset lassword

password

[vale spade]

o.o

Rip

[mortal seal]

sadly

[vale spade]

@placid sinew lucem is joining i think

[vale spade]

Try again for 69 times

It worked first try for me when i forgot I even had a Microsoft account

[mortal seal]

;-;

no

[vale spade]

unreal

[placid sinew]

Perfect timed ping fr

[vale spade]

Lol

[placid sinew]

@vale spade you ready to start?

[vale spade]

Ye

[placid sinew]

Ok

[vale spade]

We need:
Bed
Food

[placid sinew]

I need:
Better wifi

[vale spade]

Rip

[fresh blaze]

what

[astral holly]

New sin pfp

And of all things I leveled up saying that

[placid sinew]

After 3 days 💀

[placid sinew]

Imma become an e-girl. Comes with lots of benefits other than the satisfaction of making someone realise they're hopeless (and gay)

[fresh blaze]

i got a terraria copy

that's a benefit

[placid sinew]

Gimme

[fresh blaze]

no i meant like i got gifted with terraria

for being cute

[placid sinew]

That's simp levels beyond my comprehension

[fresh blaze]

lol jk

it was my bday

[stone lance]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[astral holly]

Uh ok you do you

[placid sinew]

explains a lot, phew

[placid sinew]

[static palm]

How do I remove a bad trait

[hexed wing]

Use this= _contact

[quick root]

OSK left

[vale spade]

Damn

[placid sinew]

Let's goo

[stone lance]

🎉

[opaque nacelle]

_g collect

_g collect

[river bear]

Wrong chat…

[opaque nacelle]

Figured it out

[river bear]

Hm

Du u have dust

Ill buy it for 20 gold a piece

[opaque nacelle]

Maybe

[agile fiber]

What the hell does “you are locked” mean when i try and join a raid?

[vale spade]

It means that you are already doing an action such as a gather, pursuit, a war, a dungeon, etc...

Or

[agile fiber]

I’m not doing anything?

[vale spade]

It means that the game bugged out for you(ifso try doing a cmmd like _p in playground?

[vale spade]

Do a cmmd in #🏜playground

[river bear]

Is the leaderboard broken

[mint sonnet]

Some yes some no

War is broken

Some arent

[river bear]

Hmmm

[hallow zenith]

How much does adamantine cost?

Like one

[river bear]

225 gold a piece

[hallow zenith]

Is it a good choice to use adamantine bow .-.
Thats why im asking

[river bear]

Yeah

It does the most dmg

[hallow zenith]

hm alr then

Can i buy one?

[river bear]

If you want

You can join our guild

We give out stuff for free

[hallow zenith]

Alr.

[river bear]

Cool

[pure mist]

does anyone have food to sell?

if so, name your price.

[pure mist]

How do i cheat so i can get deceitful?

[mortal seal]

You gotta convince Hamza

[pure mist]

Great Hamza, as you can may remember, I, the great lucem(sor's alt) have tied thee in combat. Thee might hast ragequit after tieing with me, and thus, I believe that I must be rewarded.

I demand the <King> trait or the <Deceitful> trait.

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sleep-gif-18921510

[vale spade]

[pure mist]

pls give deceitful

milord

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-21335564

[pure mist]

wtf man, i said please

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-bruh-smiling-drive-gif-15005835

[mortal seal]

bro is on thin ice

[opaque nacelle]

@teal spoke i have ur family held hostage

Gimme deceitful

If u wanna see them alive ever again

[river bear]

I have food

[pure mist]

how much

[river bear]

Wha

[river bear]

-20 gold a piece

[pure mist]

ah, you're paying me 20 gold to take them

[river bear]

How many would you like

[river bear]

Yeh

[pure mist]

How much can u give me

[river bear]

Ehhh 30?

[pure mist]

sure.

I'm gonna cook em all

[river bear]

600 gold

[pure mist]

Yeah.

[pure mist]

@teal spoke Bug Report: Got fireball casted on me, but didn't get onfire status, even though it showed the message.

I believe I deserve compensation for this.

[opaque nacelle]

I compensated by returning their family

No more compensation needed

[teal spoke]

i dont

[pure mist]

fuck

[opaque nacelle]

Do u want YOUR family back or not

[teal spoke]

you can keep them

[opaque nacelle]

They are annoying

How much do u want to take them back

I'll pay

Price doesn't matter

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-rick-ashley-never-gonna-give-you-up-gif-22113173

[river bear]

Also will u fix leaderboards??

[teal spoke]

busy

[river bear]

Okie

[teal spoke]

also i dont wanna open the sb 1 codebase again

it gives me trauma

[river bear]

Lol

Understandable

Turtle

Taste yum

[pure mist]

give me ownership then

I'll fix it

[placid sinew]

that's what worldbox should be. A world where you realise how shitty your creation is, then exterminate it. An honest god sim

[vale spade]

You don't even know what a compiler is

[placid sinew]

@pure mist royal tavern grind? You're that down bad to be a part of this group? I thought you were better than that

[pure mist]

huh

[cerulean pewter]

🍻 decafa is free

[opaque nacelle]

Shut up fakher

[opaque nacelle]

And this same mf had the audacity to try to scam us

"better than that"

[vale spade]

#IMMORTALIZEDECAFA

[opaque nacelle]

my ass

ad didn't work

[vale spade]

#IMMORTALIZEDECAFA

[opaque nacelle]

ihu

[opaque nacelle]

who is ur overlord

_g

[vale spade]

Me myself

#IMMORTALIZEDECAFA

[opaque nacelle]

dumbass

[vale spade]

What 👽

[mortal seal]

les hoe amplif

[vale spade]

What happened to you, ert

[river bear]

?

Toctou?

[vale spade]

What toctou

[river bear]

…

Bru

@opaque nacelle done

[opaque nacelle]

Uwu

[river bear]

…

Check ur stats

[opaque nacelle]

I am

[river bear]

Cool

DUST

[cerulean pewter]

@desert creek

YES

[odd flint]

Anybody want a token for 13k

[pseudo mortar]

🦗

[tough holly]

[river bear]

Hmmm 5k

[mint sonnet]

4k

[quasi leaf]

3k

[river bear]

No offer 2k

[odd flint]

6

[river bear]

6k

Alr

[vale spade]

Hmm

[real mantle]

Looking for a high level blacksmith to craft me a bow

I’ve got 12 mythril and I’m willing to pay gold for someone to craft, name a decent price but know that I’m kinda new so please don’t ask too high

[real mantle]

@wide wraith

[opaque nacelle]

Fucking join a guild and ask for adamantine

[real mantle]

Nvm

Woah buddy chill

lol

[river bear]

Chill indeeed

[night musk]

Hi

[pure mist]

just join a guild

free money + free stuff

[kindred saffron]

Start

guys where is the SpeciesBot?

[glass fox]

Use _start in #🏜playground

[kindred saffron]

thanks

[tough holly]

@river bear you are very hot

🥵

[glass fox]

Fr

[real mantle]

Real

How do I collect my bablos

Nvm

Can bablos be traded

[glass fox]

Nope

[river bear]

What

[tough holly]

_g collect

And _b for

Em

Visualize how many bablos you have

[real mantle]

How do I add a gem to something

_i e

_i equipment

_i

[river bear]

Do _use (gem type)gem (equipment id)

[real mantle]

_use mana gem 15266

_use managem 15266

[astral holly]

In #🏜playground @real mantle

[real mantle]

Mb

[real mantle]

How do I unequip something I have equipped

[astral holly]

_unequip [slot of item]

ie, boots, weapon, amulet, ring, etc.

[real mantle]

Ok

[tough holly]

[mortal seal]

the arm.on right is Highwaymen and on left is everything else

[vale spade]

Fr

[odd flint]

Me being able to join up when

[fresh blaze]

A

[river bear]

Typowyrak and everything else

[astral holly]

New sin pfp again

[vale spade]

I keep forgetting that it's sin everytime cus i remember people by pfp

[astral holly]

Real

[tacit thistle]

Start

[mint sonnet]

for me how i remember people is server dependent

for wb its nicks and if nick is changed ill open user, if i know i know them btu really cant remember i scroll dms lmao

for some servers its pfp but nostly usernames

and for a few smaller ones

i can just read the message and know who its from lmao

[teal spoke]

i dont remember people

https://tenor.com/view/phone-whodis-new-baboon-funny-gif-5741650