🍻tavern

[rain lynx]

We don't know

If no ranks and low ranks (expect the based ones: @knotty coral and @tidal eagle) are invading this chat, we move to #🤖bot-commands

But now everything is fine

[knotty coral]

general is deadass hell idk what's goin on in there

[rain lynx]

General is full of people that don't even know english

So that's why mid-ranks and high-ranks mostly talk in weekend hangout, tavern or royal tavern

[knotty coral]

fair

is it normally like that or did the update just kick it into high gear

[rain lynx]

Also, if someone named "vienen" talks to you, you should hate her

She's pretty annoying

And many people hate her

Beacuse she makes level-ups very fast

And she also reports almost everything

[knotty coral]

duly noted

[rain lynx]

You're actually the first no-rank that i met this year who is actually based

[knotty coral]

aw gee golly I'm honored

people just letting the voices win in that chat goddamn

it's like a car accident I can't look away from

[astral holly]

One minute to join and I made it

[opaque nacelle]

Am i the only one who loves the candy race

Gingerbread humans

[rain lynx]

Eh, hopefully everything will be calm again

[knotty coral]

lmao maybe

[rain lynx]

High chance, beacuse most of the people are here for the update on every platform

[knotty coral]

yea true

[rain lynx]

I also blame maxim (one of the developers) for starting the egg spamming

[knotty coral]

fair enough

[rain lynx]

This is the literal downfall of this server

[knotty coral]

Makes sense

biggest update in absolutely ages has people fuckin WILDIN

[rain lynx]

So that's why everyone is going crazy

Eh, i guess you can wait for updates, unlike other people

[knotty coral]

real

i mean it'll happen eventually

[remote iron]

True

[knotty coral]

i have other things i can do in the meantime

[rain lynx]

Yeah also aren't people who are waiting for the worldbox updates supposted to talk in #🌋worldbox-chat

[opaque nacelle]

I've decided to show up

[knotty coral]

probably but ain't nobody listening to that ig lmfao

[opaque nacelle]

I guess

[knotty coral]

behold, balls

[opaque nacelle]

Balls.

[knotty coral]

indeed

[rain lynx]

I chose this chat beacuse it is very calm

So calm sometimes it could be dead

[knotty coral]

better than going so fast you can't see what's going on fr

[rain lynx]

Sometime we had a 5 minute slowmode 💀💀💀💀

People are going crazy beacuse of an update

Meanwhile half life fans still waiting for half life 3 since 2015

[knotty coral]

5 minutes is insane

[knotty coral]

gtav fans waiting for 6 since 2013

[rain lynx]

Yeah, and the chat was still crazy

💀

[knotty coral]

how da hell

[rain lynx]

There were just way too many people online

Just beacuse that silly ahh update

Weekend hangout was the only calm place during that time

[knotty coral]

yea that makes sense

[rain lynx]

Even the mee6 bot was down beacuse of it

Shit was crazy

[knotty coral]

gahdamn

[rain lynx]

@knotty coral congrats on grasshopper

[knotty coral]

mfs broke mee6 that's insane

[knotty coral]

truly a joyous day

[rain lynx]

Well, if you typed like "!rank" it would take around 10 minutes for mee6 to respond

[rain lynx]

You'll get the permissions to post images and videos at level 10

(When you get chicken role)

[knotty coral]

oh boy

[inland relic]

!rank

[knotty coral]

chicken my beloved

[zenith vapor]

is general still in a state of chaos?

[opaque nacelle]

Yes

[knotty coral]

yea it's pretty bad

[zenith vapor]

damn

[inland relic]

There arent eggs anymore

[rain lynx]

Also when you get level 40 (dragon role) you grt access to the better version of this tavern, royal tavern.

[zenith vapor]

thank god

[knotty coral]

lmfao maybe in a couple months

[rain lynx]

Welcome to the calmest place in the server

[rain lynx]

Yeah, unlike vienen who got it in a couple weeks

Dawg she has no life

[inland relic]

I think if you send something abt eggs you'll get banished

[inland relic]

When did she joined

[knotty coral]

personal beef with whoever that is lmao

[rain lynx]

Let me check

[inland relic]

Ping her

So we can see

[rain lynx]

November 26

2022

[inland relic]

💀

[rain lynx]

Told ya she has no life

She spents all of her time here

In this fucking server

[inland relic]

Bruh

[heady nimbus]

Oh

That fast?

Geez

[rain lynx]

That's why i hate her, she gets xp way too fast

I barely even got level 62

[knotty coral]

eh to each their own ig lmfao

[rain lynx]

3 more levels and i get the mage role

[heady nimbus]

Vienen sure has alotta free time

[inland relic]

Im trying to get to bear and then i'll chill until level 27

[rain lynx]

WAY TOO MUCH freetime

[inland relic]

Shes pregnant

[remote iron]

Damn that's way faster than by the time I got dragon 👽

[inland relic]

Thats why

[rain lynx]

I'd suggest trying to get level 40 fast, nobody knows when this server is going crazy again

[knotty coral]

ah well that's fair

[opaque nacelle]

No way

Who is the father

[heady nimbus]

Wait what

[rain lynx]

Nawww 💀💀💀💀

[inland relic]

I told you

!rank

[heady nimbus]

That would explain the free time though...

!rank

[rain lynx]

Dude, she said that she is 16-18 years old

[inland relic]

💀

[knotty coral]

fr

[heady nimbus]

What country vienen from

[opaque nacelle]

NAHHHHH

[inland relic]

England ig

[rain lynx]

Lebanon

[inland relic]

Ah

[rain lynx]

Hold on i got a ping

[opaque nacelle]

Vienen can't tell us only one time

[knotty coral]

ngl I think she might be pregnant

[opaque nacelle]

She has to tell us a fuck ton of times

Annoying as fuck

[knotty coral]

lmaooo

[inland relic]

Shit

I will again have 6 hrs of sleep

[heady nimbus]

Stop time for 2 hours

[knotty coral]

damn man go to bed fr

[inland relic]

Ok

Gn

!rank

[knotty coral]

Gn

Went up 1

[opaque nacelle]

When is romania coming back

[fresh blaze]

[rain lynx]

We were just talking about how shit this server is

[visual tide]

Hello

[light spoke]

wait so.. .what was the "there's one major thing you haven'T heard about the update" thing about?

[visual tide]

Its in my head

It is all in my head

[light spoke]

so am i required to open your brain or something?

[visual tide]

You can try

[serene vault]

is there an update for mobile?

[opaque nacelle]

only in certain areas im pretty sure

(as of right now lol)

[dark gull]

You sure, i feel like devs would have said so

cause thats what they did for the last update

they told us when wit came for mobile

[opaque nacelle]

im just saying what ive heard lol

[full raptor]

People been saying certain territories of countries have gotten it, some full countries, but not the whole world, and only on android

[dark gull]

Breh

Have a drink

https://tenor.com/view/whiskey-whiskey-glass-whisky-ice-drink-gif-25967432

[full raptor]

We have a map

Well I don’t have it

[rustic turtle]

Anyone here know who Jack Davey is?

[chilly aspen]

Why are the cooldowns for everything so long? I don’t want to wait an hour just to gather materials

[opaque nacelle]

Evening

Lads

[chilly aspen]

Hi

[spice matrix]

I gotta headache

do u got liquefied advil?

[opaque nacelle]

Damn it quiet in here

[brisk sandal]

Valen was banned 💀

[dark gull]

we dont have that

[spice matrix]

damn

[dark gull]

sorry

u want some cider?

[opaque nacelle]

How many lime green men are there?

[spice matrix]

all of them

[opaque nacelle]

Uhhhh okay

[dusty canyon]

Oh hey talking here can gain level?

[snow lake]

Hey do u have vodka in here?

Bad tavern 1/10 doesnt even have good old vodka in here

[opaque nacelle]

im russian i can provide

[snow lake]

Oh yeah pls

[opaque nacelle]

im just underage tho

so

[copper crystal]

Did somebody say cider?

[copper crystal]

Does anybody know if you can set a reminder for spells?

[wide wraith]

You can’t

[copper crystal]

Thanks

[dark gull]

U still want

We do have

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-kiwibar-gif-18251743

Here comrade

[gilded venture]

Hi

[lethal kelp]

_craft

[dusty canyon]

Hello

Can you grind xp here?

[grim dust]

Yes

Don't spam tho

[fresh blaze]

Hnmm

[mystic jackal]

I'm looking adamantines and mythrils

[lean cedar]

I dont have anything idk how

[dusty canyon]

Mhmm anyone playing casino?

[night folio]

Does your health have an impact if you join a raid? I mean u either die or kill it

[winged wolf]

Yo

Is there a way i can get like a priv channel

For my cmds

And dungeons and stuff

[wide wraith]

No but stamina sure does

[wide wraith]

The closest thing you’re getting to that is going to a thread where you’re alone

[winged wolf]

Oh ok thx

[bold bridge]

🍻🥃🥃🥂🥂🍴

🥃

[dark gull]

yo i got the update finally

[winged wolf]

My mans is it possible to make multiple profiles or change species or smth

[wide wraith]

You can delete your character but creating but using an alt is against the rules

[winged wolf]

Got it

[spark jasper]

Hello tavern, here’s a scenario , your trapped in a kidnappers house, there’s 3 rules, always follow what the kidnapper says, Never follow what the kidnapper says
The kidnapper always tells the truth.
How are you going to escape alive while following these rules

(These rules are written on a post it in the basement your in.

(In 5 hours the kidnapper will execute you)

[opal nebula]

open the door and leave 🗣️💯🆙🆙

[spark jasper]

Gets shot ☠️

[wide wraith]

I punch him

[lost lichen]

I would get more information about the house and the kidnapper first Id ask him why he kidnapped me

[wide wraith]

Will he kill me under any circumstances if I follow the rules?

[spark jasper]

The kidnapper says , “I kidnapped you because in a few hours, my clients will be here, I need your organs for my clients.”

[spark jasper]

He won’t until the 5 hours are up

So your on a timer

[wide wraith]

I punch him like a lot

[spark jasper]

He tells you not to.

[wide wraith]

I take his gun

[lost lichen]

Well he can't enforce the rules if he's being punched

[spark jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-22839895

[wide wraith]

Or I punch my liver

[spark jasper]

Y’all wanna hear the solution , since the kidnapper has paradoxical rules (if you listen you die” (if you listen to him you don’t die) but he always tells the truth, ask him which rule is the true one.

That you need to follow

And then make your escape from there

[wide wraith]

Wait can he even kill me if I remember right the body starts decomposing internaly extremely fast

[lost lichen]

I feel bad for bro hes a gotdam npc

[spark jasper]

It’s time for a new scenario, in this scenario your stuck and there’s 2 separated doorways , they both look the same, when you open one you instantly become free, the other one instantly kills upon opening, however there’s a third option, there’s a saw blade attached to a table, if you saw your hand off (it won’t kill you) it’ll instantly earn your freedom, but you’ll never have your hand back

[mystic jackal]

Anyone selling adamantines and mythrils?

[spark jasper]

You can take a risk and earn freedom with no consequences, or also die, or you could sacrifice a hand to gurantee safety but you could’ve gone free with both hands

[wide wraith]

I try to take the saw blade of and break the middle of both doors doors ain’t open but I can see through

[lost lichen]

I'd take the 50 50 I couldn't do anything if I lost a hand

[spark jasper]

You break the door and see through, however both doors look like they lead to the outside

And you can’t tell which one is the one that kills

What do you do

[wide wraith]

Hmm Is a door considering open if I take it out of its hinges

[lost lichen]

Could I cut off a different limb, like a leg

Throw it in one room and see what happens

[spark jasper]

That sacrifice would also work

But

To throw it out the room means opening the door

[wide wraith]

No it dosen’t

[wide wraith]

Punch door

[spark jasper]

Well actually he brings up a point

[lost lichen]

I combine mine and the guy who is not marios strategy

[wide wraith]

Holes in door

[spark jasper]

Actually

You don’t

Sacrificing a limb brings Insta freedom

As the scenario says

[cosmic comet]

I'm getting mixed signals here

[spark jasper]

So you wouldn’t need to throw

It out

Remember if you sacrifice a limb to the saw your freedom is earned

And there’s no signifying thing about which door kills you or not

[cosmic comet]

Would a finger count?

[lost lichen]

A toe

[spark jasper]

It has to be something major, such as a leg or arm

Or a hand or foot

[wide wraith]

is a bone major?

[spark jasper]

How would you get the bone out

[wide wraith]

saw

[lost lichen]

I'd van Gogh it, cut off my ear

[spark jasper]

Congratulations, you’ve earned freedom at a cost

[cosmic comet]

I'll take a 50 50.

[spark jasper]

Which door

Door on the right

Or left

I’ve already decided the one that kills

[cosmic comet]

I have been told that right is always right but I choose the left door

[spark jasper]

If you chose the door on the right you have died, if you chose left you’ve gotten away scot free.

[spark jasper]

Congratulations you have taken the 50:50 and won without losing a limb

🙏🙏

[cosmic comet]

Nice

[spark jasper]

How about a more popular scenario also involving 2 doors

Same concept but no saw

This time

There’s 2 knights

One always lies

And one always tells the truth

But both want you dead

I kinda forgot how it goes

But it’s a thing involving 2 knights

[wide wraith]

i ask the lying knight about a secret of the truthful knight and form a truce with the truthful knight by using the secret as item of negotiation

so the truthful knight cant break the truce

[spark jasper]

But the lying knight will lie

About the secret

And will tell you a fake one

[wide wraith]

yeah just ask him about some thing the truthul knight wouldnt have a problem with me knowing about

[cosmic comet]

Do we know which knight is which

[spark jasper]

No

[wide wraith]

oh

uh

[spark jasper]

Both knights are identical

[wide wraith]

i ask the knight if hes wearing armor

[spark jasper]

The knight on the right says yes, the other one says no

Will you ask the knight on the right

Which door is the correct door

[wide wraith]

theres a door

oh im an idiot

[spark jasper]

Yea and both knights want you to go to the bad door

[cosmic comet]

No. I ask the knight on the right which door is wrong

[spark jasper]

He says the left one

But if you entered the right one, you died, explanation?

The knights weren’t wearing armor, they simply are people with the job of a knight

Oh god anarchy is abt to begin

No more scenarios for today

[wide wraith]

i ask the right about some thing the left knight wouldnt have a problem with me knowing about

[spark jasper]

The iosians are coming

[cosmic comet]

Interesting

[tidal eagle]

Well e

[zenith vapor]

Hello

[tidal eagle]

General is going to explode again

[zenith vapor]

Yep

[cosmic comet]

If only I was ios

[wide wraith]

that was fun thank you

[tidal eagle]

No.

[cosmic comet]

How everyone's day?

[tidal eagle]

Yes.

[wide wraith]

mines great and yours?

[cosmic comet]

It's good so far.

[tidal eagle]

I just realised the chat description encourages alcohol use when politics is locked to 18+ and this isn't 💀

[wide wraith]

i mean in germany where i live you can drink with 14 as long you have your guardians permission or independitly if you 16

[tidal eagle]

Yea but by general world law it's 18+

and yet this isn't 18+ when politics is

which is just.

e

[urban tusk]

WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW THE UPDATE IS OUT

I need myself a beer

[wide wraith]

here

[dark gull]

Yo

https://tenor.com/view/whiskey-whiskey-glass-whisky-ice-drink-gif-25967432

[rain lynx]

Hello again

General is a mess

[wide sinew]

Get out

[alpine jungle]

Yes.

[eager delta]

Give me cola

[wide sinew]

no you werent

[rain lynx]

I was here before you

Dude

[wide sinew]

lies

[rain lynx]

I was talking here before you

Dumbass

[eager delta]

I remember ordering for cola

[opaque nacelle]

I hate general so much

[wide sinew]

legit been here since the first update

[rain lynx]

That's the reason i moved here

[eager delta]

Hadeanbox?

[craggy crescent]

i enjoy the chaos

hopefully can find a way to thrive in the chaos

[eager delta]

Don't let those guys from general settle here

[rain lynx]

I won't

[craggy crescent]

this is quite peaceful, dont tell people y'all are moving to here

[rain lynx]

@knotty coral homie where are you

[craggy crescent]

it'll only attract more

anyways adios i go back to the deepest pits of hell

[rain lynx]

I won't, don't worry

They won't even come

[eager delta]

Welp, where's my cola and fries?

[craggy crescent]

BLEHHHH

[opaque nacelle]

When will I get a skin on my ak-74

😭

Skin your balls.

And put the skin on the ak74

[eager delta]

https://youtu.be/Jt5YsCsv9Sc

Theme song for worldbox tavern

[spark jasper]

A new scenario, you are a ranch owner and come across a chicken who can lay golden eggs , you take it immedietly and use its eggs to become rich, but you soon find out a dilemma , if you kill the chicken and harvest it’s golden insides, those insides are worth 5000x more then one of the golden egg it lays, each moment this chicken is alive it also spreads uncurable diseases and death around anyone randomly and rarely, what do you do

If you keep the chicken alive it’ll make more money then the insides would because it lays golden eggs constantly

[wide wraith]

id just sell the insides probably is more then enough money

[eager delta]

I'd rather introduce the disease into Antarctica

[opaque nacelle]

Where is bro going

[eager delta]

Gorebox

[opaque nacelle]

Gorebox is maximum graphics

100 fps

Death.

[eager delta]

I like how the person decided to barf blood after getting shot in the neck

[opaque nacelle]

I ended his suffering

[sturdy flower]

No

[spark jasper]

So you would go the morale route, , some people would choose to make more money they would ever need to spend at the cost of others, you however wouldn’t

[opaque nacelle]

@eager delta should I end his suffering

[spark jasper]

This is the golden chicken test

A test to see if you would continue counting money you could possibly never need

Just to see it go up

While others suffer

[wide wraith]

I just don’t want people to kill me for a godamm chicken

[spark jasper]

Or if you would go morale

Here’s another scenario, one you might know, this scenario will progress a step each time you answer it

There’s 2 train tracks

On one there’s a person tied up to it

On the other THERES 3 people tied up to it

Incoming is a train and a lever to switch directions

You cannot free the people, you can only change the direction of the train

There’s no stopping the train either

Currently the train is going on the track with 3 people tied up, you have 2 options, do nothing and let 3 people die and let 1 live

Or do something and let 3 people live

And 1 person die

[wide wraith]

Where is this in the middle of nowhere

?

And is it and old or new train

[spark jasper]

It’s in a railway nearby a town with not too many people nearby

It’s not a modern train but still not old as hell

[wide wraith]

Then I’m pulling the lever

[spark jasper]

You pull the lever to kill 1 person correct?

[wide wraith]

Yes

[spark jasper]

You pull the lever and the 3 people live

The 1 person looks at you with fear and anger as he is crushed

By the wheels

You changed his fate , had you not done anything he would’ve lived

But 3 would’ve died

[wide wraith]

ok

[spark jasper]

Next trolly question

This time, it’s equal on both sides, 3 people on each track

However

You could save them

By pulling the lever to you

And letting the train hit you

[wide wraith]

no

[spark jasper]

In this scenario you are tied up and there’s 3 tracks

2 of them have 3 people each

And there’s 1 with you

Currently it’s going the the one with you in it

Do you flip the lever

And change it to the ones with 3 people

Or keep it going on you

Sacrificing yourself to save others

Or keeping your life and the killing others

[wide wraith]

im killing others

[spark jasper]

How curious, morality wise why did you choose the 1 person over the 3 in the first question

But chose your 1 life over the 3 others in this one

[vale cairn]

I would also kill the other people

[wide wraith]

i could be held accauntable for not helping people that are about to die and my life is in my eyes just wort more

[vale cairn]

I consider my life above all other

[vale cairn]

Twins

[wide wraith]

thats also why i asked if the train is new

[spark jasper]

Third part, and this is where it gets intresting

There’s nearly almost thousands of people tied onto the track

Each person killed is another 500 dollars in your pocket

You can stop it any time

You could even stop it before it kills anyone

But not make any money

People will not know who you are

And you won’t be held accountable

For murder

What do you do.

[wide wraith]

how is the money explained

is it considered stolen

[spark jasper]

It just appears to the side of you

[wide wraith]

or mine

[spark jasper]

And it’s consirdered yours

And not stolen

Also

Let me add another factor

To the scenario

Prior to this your also extremely poor

[wide wraith]

so i cant be held accountable for having that money?

[spark jasper]

Not at all

Each victim is profit

[wide wraith]

im killing all people

[spark jasper]

You never stop the train killing everyone, your now extremely rich

[wide wraith]

yes

[spark jasper]

But you will never forget the lives you took

[wide wraith]

and no witnesses

[spark jasper]

You will never be able to spend all the money you made

With how rich you are

[wide wraith]

who says that

i forgot my own name on multiple times surley i can forget others lives

[spark jasper]

Jesus

New scenario, you’re on your death bed and the doctor comes and gives you an option

With new innovational technology

[muted jasper]

I'll eat the red one

[spark jasper]

With the press of a button

You could become immortal forever and live

You won’t decay either

No cliches nothing

[muted jasper]

I pres it

[spark jasper]

You’ll stay young

[muted jasper]

No questions asked

[spark jasper]

But

[wide wraith]

can i kill myself

?

[spark jasper]

If you press it, there’s no going back

You can never die

In this scenario it’s also confirmed there’s no hell or heaven

[muted jasper]

That's a blessing

[spark jasper]

So you’ll just go black

If you don’t press the button

[muted jasper]

Life is precious, and also like

[spark jasper]

And eternally not be conscious

However if you press the button

You can never go back

[muted jasper]

I dont technically need to worry about anything

I can live a free man

[spark jasper]

Okay, so you press the button?

[muted jasper]

Yes

[wide wraith]

how old am i

[spark jasper]

Time flys by, any relation you make is meaningless because everyone you meet ends up dying yet you live on

[muted jasper]

I dont get bitches anyways

[spark jasper]

Your on a death bed before the button, but pressing it resets you to your prime

[spark jasper]

But that’s nearly not the biggest problem

Soon enough

The heat death of the universe happens, earth is destoryed, yet you live with no pain

Like a sensory deprivation tank you float through space

[muted jasper]

Well that sucks

But uh

[spark jasper]

You can’t die

Your stuck in space forever

[muted jasper]

You know humanity was probably dead a long time ago

[spark jasper]

Bored to no end

[muted jasper]

So thats kinda neat

[spark jasper]

You have no one and nothing to do in space

As you float around

Everyone you ever knew or anything is gone

[muted jasper]

I would get pulled into something by gravity eventually

[wide wraith]

i dont know much about the heat death of the universe how dead is it does the whole universe cease to exist or only our solar system

[spark jasper]

Yeah, but your not gonna like it

[muted jasper]

I wont

[spark jasper]

You get pulled into a black hole

Now immortality keeps you alive

[muted jasper]

But by that time humanity would have been dead for a very long time

[spark jasper]

But you can feel yourself being stretched into oblivion yet you won’t die

[wide wraith]

do i feel pain

[spark jasper]

The pain is unreasonable

[muted jasper]

It's clear I'll feel eternal torment eventually

[spark jasper]

Yet your transported back after millions of years in being in space bored out of your mind

It seems like the black hole has transported you back to the death bed

With the button

The doctor asks again

“Will you press the button still?”

[muted jasper]

I would do it all again

[wide wraith]

nothings eternal just wait untill the black hole dies

[spark jasper]

Your loneliness and boredom is

With no one around your just floating

[muted jasper]

Eternal torment millions of years later, is a reasonable price for never worrying about most things

[wide wraith]

^

[spark jasper]

Eventually you will want to die

[spark jasper]

Universe

[muted jasper]

By year 300 I have been numb to death

By year 300 humanity would have probably already died infact

[wide wraith]

hmm idont press the button

[muted jasper]

That's a couple million years to do whatever

[spark jasper]

You don’t press the button, and eventually , you lose all thought and it goes to black

[muted jasper]

I would be used to the pain of hunger eventually

[spark jasper]

You have no feelings no thoughts

Your dead

[wide wraith]

great nothing to worry about

[spark jasper]

Now you aren’t suffering

But

[wide wraith]

anymore

[spark jasper]

You aren’t alive

To experience anything

Either

But not like you can think about it

If your dead

[wide wraith]

no pizza?

[muted jasper]

I like both options

[spark jasper]

, however the immortal person does think

The immortal person can never stop thinking , since they can never die

Boredom, everything you’ll live to see it all

And you won’t see anything after

You can’t take back both options

Both options are unchangeable after it happens

And both are eternal

[wide wraith]

cant i just become a biologicel imortal jellyfish

[spark jasper]

Well okay fine let me add some things

Your body will stay in its prime

Which includes your brain

So no you can’t rip out your brain

And become a unthinking immortal husk

[wide wraith]

sad

[spark jasper]

That’s all I got for today, I’ll probably restock on scenarios later

Gotta get the creative juices flowing

[wide wraith]

ok can you ping me when that happens this is fun

[spark jasper]

Ok

[muted jasper]

Me when I put on a beer cap with apple juice in it, pulling out smartys

[wide wraith]

thanks

[vale spade]

Huh

Active

Cool

[static tundra]

Hi

[honest pelican]

…

…

🥚

[spark jasper]

@wide wraith new scenario, you’re trapped in a cave, it is dark and you can’t see even an inch in front of you, however, you know most of the way through the cave to exit, but you also know there’s multiple diverging paths he could get lost in, in the cave there is this untrustworthy entity speaking to you, it says to follow its voice to get to the exit and so far has lead you to the path you know is the exit, your hungry and so is the entity, you don’t know where to go from here and the entity does, do you risk it all and go by yourself and not trust the monster, or do you trust the monster and follow its lead

[winged wolf]

Don't trust the monster

It's a bigger gamble

[wide wraith]

Do I know it’s a monster

[spark jasper]

You most definitely know it isn’t human

That’s for sure

Other then that you don’t know

[wide wraith]

Could It be electronic

[spark jasper]

It could be, but you can’t tell in the darkness

It could be a innocent slime entity

Or a big wolf trying to eat you

You can’t tell

[winged wolf]

This sounds like backrooms level 6 lmao

There's an entity like that in level 6 of backrooms

And it does not end well

If you follow it

[spark jasper]

Most likely you will get lost on the diverging paths though.

Follow the monster or go off your knowledge

[wide wraith]

What do I have on me?

[spark jasper]

Or we’ll entity

[spark jasper]

Rope, a dead flashlight, and a sandwich

[winged wolf]

Wouldn't take the gamble imo

Brute force it lmao

[wide wraith]

I try to go into the direction of the entity

Not to far though

[winged wolf]

Touch it

[wide wraith]

Just near

[spark jasper]

You follow the entity, the entity loudly exclaims how hungry it is

While following it

Continue following it? Leave it? Or do something else.

[wide wraith]

I go near and give sandwich and say I know where food is outside

[spark jasper]

The entity gladly shows its appreciation, you get taken to the outside and the entity stays in its cave, it doesent show itself.

Congratulations

You somehow remembered you had a sandwich

And got the correct answers

Had you not given it the sandwich you would’ve been it’s meal, had you not followed the entity you would’ve gotten lost and end up starving to death .

[wide wraith]

I feel smart

[spark jasper]

New scenario: you have been contacted by aliens, they say that you have to convince your skeptic friend John that aliens truely exist (he MUST believe it with his heart ) in 30 days or less, how would you go about doing it . (If you fail to convince John you will be taken by aliens to be a test dummy on)

(You can’t torture him and force him to say he believes in aliens, you HAVE to make him believe it, like he believes it himself)

[wide wraith]

I ask the aliens for an item that is extra my advanced but not useful

[spark jasper]

Sorry for being afk

[wide wraith]

And use it to convince John as nobody rich and or intelligent enough would creat this or give it to me without reason to do so

[wide wraith]

No problem

[spark jasper]

The aliens contacted you but haven’t made physical contact, they just told you and dipped

[wide wraith]

Oh

So I know nothing about them

What kind of person am I in johns mind?

[spark jasper]

You are an average joe working a 9-5 someone a bit sane

And reasonable

Most times

Sometimes you go out for drinks together

[wide wraith]

Does he have to permanently believe me?

Does he have to survive

?

[spark jasper]

He has to believe you until the 30 day thing

And he also has to be alive

So the aliens can verify

If you did it or not

So once you convince him

You better damn well keep it till the day

[wide wraith]

I hit him with a stick untill he’s unconscious

That’s not considered torture right?

[spark jasper]

I guess

But I don’t see

How that will

Convince him

[wide wraith]

I get him in my arpartment

[spark jasper]

Okay

[wide wraith]

And try damaging part of the brain that responsible for critical thinking

[spark jasper]

Unfortunately now you left him in a coma while trying to bash the part of his brain that is also responsible for thinking, and breathing

[wide wraith]

Oh no

[spark jasper]

-20 days

He wakes up from the coma

He doesent know what you did

[wide wraith]

Is he dumb now?

[spark jasper]

He has minor amnesia

[spark jasper]

No

10 days left

[wide wraith]

I get a doctor on the black market

And hire him to turn John dumb enough to believe aliens are real

[spark jasper]

You hire the doctor

And in the middle of the night John gets kidnapped

John comes back -3 days later

He seems very tired and stitches can be seen

He asks you what food it is today

Instead of day

[wide wraith]

I tell him aliens are real

[spark jasper]

7 days left

[wide wraith]

And explain the concept of aliens

[spark jasper]

John looks shocked but then says “if alien real why haven’t I see them ahahah…I’m so smart”

[wide wraith]

I tell him I’m a alien

[spark jasper]

He believes it

The aliens come down to earth and look at your process

All it took was brain damaging an innocent friend

But the aliens none the less accept this

The aliens take John in

[wide wraith]

Can they fix him

[spark jasper]

And fly away

[wide wraith]

Oh no

[spark jasper]

No you just ended up ruining an innocent man

Atleast it wasn’t you though

Alright new scenario, I’m gonna afk a bit and then come back with it

[wide wraith]

Ok

[wide wraith]

It’s been an hour ya still coming back

?

[trail cypress]

hello peopl

can i get a drink pleasee

if someone works here

[rain lynx]

Hello there

[rain lynx]

@twilit patio

[trail cypress]

General Kenobi

[misty thunder]

#🚑help-chat

[twilit patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/985069774889422898/1072280145215369216/attachment.gif

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/prepping-up-dineout-cocktail-cocktail-with-egg-creamy-cocktail-gif-17195967

Your egg drink sir

[tacit citrus]

Can I get a Jar O Peaches?

[tidal eagle]

@teal spear

I require a meme

[rain lynx]

Since he won't give you one, here

[tidal eagle]

outdated

no

[tidal eagle]

ok

[edgy venture]

@dark gull Game update?

[inland relic]

How to find or get shotguns?

[hot siren]

Make people kill cybercore units

[inland relic]

How to get them?

[hot siren]

Just place cybercore

[inland relic]

Ok

Ty

[dark gull]

Yep

[twilit patio]

ngl this is the longest i've seen the VC being active

oh wait this is not #🌎general

[eager delta]

Can I rhyme rhyme with rhyme?

[astral holly]

No

[dark gull]

no

[astral holly]

That is not rhyming that is repeating

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/whiskey-whiskey-glass-whisky-ice-drink-gif-25967432

[astral holly]

The powers of English

[dark gull]

drink

[astral holly]

Yessir

[valid tulip]

drinking noise I guess

3 more breer

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-gif-26300000

https://tenor.com/view/beer-gif-26300000

https://tenor.com/view/beer-gif-26300000

[valid tulip]

MINECRAFT EATING SOUND

[full raptor]

🍻

[astral holly]

Crunching on the fucking grass

[distant shell]

Yay

[knotty coral]

my bad i don't go on discord much

[tidal summit]

#🌎general

[opaque nacelle]

Quiet over here eh?

[dusty canyon]

Yo wassup man

[mystic jackal]

Anyone selling adamantines and mythrils?

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-stripper-kms-die-sad-gif-16728871

[dark gull]

YOOOOOOOO

[fresh blaze]

I am now a general citizen

I will see myself out now-

[dusty canyon]

Yes

[teal spoke]

🧐😱🔥

[spark jasper]

Hello tavern, scenario time , let’s say you have a box of chocolates, the waiter who’s also an assassin says , “I’ll give you a thousand dollars per each chocolate eaten “ there’s 20 chocolates but around 3 have been poisoned, you can’t tell if the chocolate has been poisoned and no matter what you will get your money if you eat a chocolate each time.

What will you do.

[tribal lark]

Personally I'll just wing it

[wide wraith]

Can I have him pre chew the chocolate and then eat it?

If i can’t do that I probably would take a piece and rub on my skin and see if my Skin reacts and do that with every piece

Or I eat halve pieces and find out if I’m poisoned and try to get him to eat one if I am he probably has an atidote

[spark jasper]

He will refuse

[wide wraith]

Ok

[spark jasper]

It’s a poison that only effects after consumption like most poisons

[spark jasper]

There is no antidote however eating halve pieces will be less deadly, however you’ll get half the money

So you have a chance to survive eating half pieces

[wide wraith]

Can I freeze them?

[spark jasper]

Yes

Don’t see how it’ll help though

[wide wraith]

How big are the pieces

?

[spark jasper]

Their bite sized square chocolates

[wide wraith]

I punch them into smaller pieces freeze those eat those with out chewing them get the money then get to the nearest hospital while hoping I don’t digest the poison be cause it still trapped in the frozen chocolate

and tell them to open my stomach because I have been poisoned but the poison is frozen

[spark jasper]

Well you managed to earn 20,000 but thanks to the surgery they now have to perform

• fees and transportation

(You live in America)

[wide wraith]

No I don’t

[spark jasper]

You now went down to 4000$

[spark jasper]

You made a free 4000$

[wide wraith]

Good I guess

I feel like I have been robed of those 16 k

[wide wraith]

Can suggest an alternative solution

?

[spark jasper]

Sure

[wide wraith]

Cover the chocolate in activated carbon and just eat it

[spark jasper]

That actually would work

But where in gods name

Would you be able to do that

☠️

[wide wraith]

Some places have food with activated carbon because it has filtering properties but it’s a gamble that a bar would have food like that

[spark jasper]

True, if you do manage to pull it off you get a free 20k

[zenith vapor]

Melt the chocolate and boil it then dump it into the assaisaans drink while they aren’t paying attention and claim I ate them

[spark jasper]

The assassin will know if you ate it or not, also im pretty sure they can tell if you put chocolate into their drink

👽

[zenith vapor]

Drink the chocolate

[spark jasper]

The assassin is watching after all

[lethal kelp]

Guys, how do we disassemble an equipment in SpecialBox ?

[zenith vapor]

Take little sips

[wide wraith]

_ask —> matter

[lethal kelp]

_s

[haughty bronze]

BITCH

[sudden ore]

How do i join a raid

[wide wraith]

A raid Happens every 7 hours in the #⚔raids channel where you need to press the join button but do everything you need to before joining because you can’t do commands After joining until After the raid is over

[sick patrol]

_s

[steep flower]

salut ma amis!

i am alive

[inland relic]

Ok

[steep flower]

:(

[trail cypress]

hello underworlders

how is y'alls day going

[inland relic]

!rank

[inland relic]

!rank

[heady nimbus]

Windy

[copper crystal]

Hello friends

[livid yacht]

Imma eat the whole box

[copper crystal]

I mean same tbh die eating something that’s amazing lmao

[spice matrix]

how come somebody else got the award?!?

I killed it

[spark jasper]

Based..?

[copper crystal]

It’s based on how much damage you do to get spells

[copper crystal]

It’s okay you survived

[dusty canyon]

How to get the human status on your pfp

[wide wraith]

Be human in sb and press the i am raider button in #📖sb-info

[dusty canyon]

Thanks man

[formal jacinth]

That's pretty good cause doing 1 damage to kill the raid boss then getting the spell is pretty hilarious and unfair tbh.
It also forces the players to heal instead of just going to raids with 1 HP and hope to get the last hit🤣

[copper crystal]

The amount of damage you do to it so if someone else’s attack is higher than yours than there is a chance they will get it

[formal jacinth]

That's a lot better than before

[spring spear]

Guys how to use gold im new :/

[astral holly]

Mmmmm yet I manage to join retirement gang without healing

[fresh blaze]

[steep onyx]

how make charactet

[prime glen]

you make charactet?

[tidal eagle]

General is having an event again

[fresh blaze]

Ofc

They alwys have

[frank cedar]

How to get dwarf role

[rough rampart]

Hello again 👋

[inland relic]

Type _start

[frank cedar]

_dungeon

[lean cedar]

Guys peetah is a beast

[fresh blaze]

Mods in general should get paid

[astral holly]

Facts

[inland relic]

!rank

[inland relic]

!rank

[fresh blaze]

Apples

[pseudo mortar]

Please go to #🤖bot-commands , this channel is quiet enough that after one person does that command, a bunch of random users start coming here and see it, so they do the command as well.

[steep flower]

hello!

[fresh blaze]

Bannaples

[spring spear]

Guys how to use gold

[grim dust]

This place is still alive

[inland relic]

You can use it for command _ask

You can use that command to reduce cooldowns

Or to remove trait

Or there is one more option where you can dissasemble item and get its resources needed for crafting it

[fresh blaze]

Refugee base

And many new players

[grim dust]

Many eh

[calm saffron]

_ask

[grim dust]

#🏜playground

[winged wolf]

My bros do i go for human king or general

[wide wraith]

King is better because you get the king trait (+25% to all stats)

[winged wolf]

Alr

Cool thanks

[astral holly]

@teal spoke why would you do that to us

[formal jacinth]

Topgun's guild dominated the map

[grim dust]

Ded game

Monke was busy for 2-3months

When they do wars

[formal jacinth]

Yeah, I'm surprised the other beta and delta players ain't present anymore lmao

[grim dust]

Yeah Jimono did not play anymore

R3 still played

[formal jacinth]

That's surprising

Haven't seen him yet though, I just returned after getting locked out of discord when I lost my Authenticator lmao

[grim dust]

Chestcult is ded

[formal jacinth]

I agree

[rustic turtle]

Start

[inland relic]

Every guild is mostly dead

[winged wolf]

The game is mostly dead

Only like average 10 participants on #⚔raids

[inland relic]

6-8 months ago there were like 30 participants

[restive trail]

i remember that time...

[gilded swallow]

Start

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-dead-kermit-dies-pinguman-dies-mikefoster-dies-gif-25965824

[frank cedar]

I dont 😃

New player and proud

Oh and btw @teal spoke

Nice game 👍🏻

[teal spoke]

didnt make it

but thanks

[frank cedar]

Sure buckaroo

If you say so 🤨

[teal spoke]

bro thinks im lying

[frank cedar]

thinks knows

[wide wraith]

Wrong

[frank cedar]

Complot against me rn

[inland relic]

Bruh

You even told us that youre new

And you think were lying

[frank cedar]

Whats the best _rise for dwarves

Am lvl 70

[inland relic]

Leader

Or engineer

@frank cedar those two are best rise

[frank cedar]

Alrighty

Alr have genius trait

Should I work for ambitious or just choose engineer?

[inland relic]

I chose engineer

Engineer has higher atk than king

[frank cedar]

Aha

And what comes after engineer

[inland relic]

King has its buffs too

[inland relic]

Inventor

[frank cedar]

Hmm

Decisions decisions

[inland relic]

My rise is inventor

[frank cedar]

👍🏻

[distant shell]

,crime

[dawn siren]

CheeseOfD00m#5730

You stage a provocation at the orcish border by accusing them of murdering innocent civilians in the bordering (actually plague-stricken) village. Unfortunately, you aren't shining in math, and yet you somehow decide that 300 orcs won't defeat 50 humans. Broken equipment and shattered honour teach you a bitter lesson. Oh, and the repair costs 125

Reply #726398

[distant shell]

,work

[dawn siren]

CheeseOfD00m#5730

You went to battle, assisting a group of humans in stead against an enemy orc city, being compensated 225.

Reply #718720

[spring spear]

How do I usr power gem?

Use*

[grim dust]

_use powergem

Or _u pg

[spring spear]

Ok

[grim dust]

Please stop using bot commands here

Do it in #🤖bot-commands #💰worldbox-casino #♠high-roller-casino

[spring spear]

How to get food for cooking

I'm kinda new

[calm saffron]

Gather food by fishing or hunting

[spring spear]

Ok

[civic otter]

Or you can just ask someone for food lot of people have too much food

[fresh blaze]

Our guild inventory is running out of food

[distant shell]

Sorry wrong channel

[grim dust]

It's alright just don't do it again

[raven sand]

Your not a moderator, or a helper 🤣. Pshhh.

[grim dust]

So what?

[raven sand]

I'VE GOT A LOVELY- cough. It's a classic 😉.

[grim dust]

Okay

[raven sand]

https://youtu.be/QqEmAsUXVJY

[raven sand]

Demanding like an entitled mod, that's my point 😉.

🚬

[grim dust]

I see

Don't worry I'm just helping the higher ups

[copper crystal]

It’s okay Monkeeee I love you bro

[raven sand]

I'm not worried about a thing, and your loved apparently so all seems good 🤣.

[opaque nacelle]

I want a beer tavern keeper

[grim dust]

No bartenders today

[opaque nacelle]

What nooo

[grim dust]

Bartender is sleeping

[opaque nacelle]

Oh well. Telll him i want a beer when he wakes up

[grim dust]

Yep

I'll ping ya

[civic otter]

We have a lot the guild has about 2300 food and I have about 4K in my inventory

[raven sand]

🍻 . Limit is 6 per person.

[opaque nacelle]

Ok. Now time to hibernate until new update is here

[astral yacht]

what is species box

[raven sand]

Text RPG

In this discord

Based on worldbox

[astral yacht]

how do you play

[raven sand]

#🏜playground

Use _gather _dungeon _pursuit @astral yacht

Main things

[astral yacht]

thx

[raven sand]

Then _help for all other commands @astral yacht

[copper crystal]

@grim dust what would you price adamantine and mythril?

[civic otter]

Free

[copper crystal]

I’m sorry are you MonKeeee?

Lol aye I leveled up again

[grim dust]

Hmm

Depends on the demand I guess

[copper crystal]

Ehhh it’s kinda recent tbh

[grim dust]

30gold for 1 I guess

Mythirl? Idk

Bot that valuable

20gold for 1 I guess

[copper crystal]

I kinda low balled it 15g for 1 adamantine and 10g for 1 Mythril lol

[grim dust]

Lol

[copper crystal]

Basically cut them prices in half

[grim dust]

No competition on the market

[copper crystal]

True true lol

Just wanted a suggestion i appreciate it though