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k bye'
Which monkey
The other one

Or else what?
Iāll call the big man
Do it waste his time
@twilit patio this guy wonāt pay for his coffee
Weakening... That's the same thing I got first before resetš
Hello None 
Cant you just fight him
Heās not coming.
Nope
You know what
@grim dust your being thrown out
Yeet
OUT
AND STAY OUT
k bye
OR YOUR GETTING THE s h o t g u n
That won't stop me
I always wonder why they dont go to the hospital with that strong kick
hehe
In anime they always tank em
Its mega effective
I think you mean were all gone
I believe your here
No
Am I hallucinating
Yes
Man that's all you got?
Now give me a coconut
Yes now did you want the radio on?
Thats a solar flare it only shuts our electricity
I'm still here
I never knew monkeys learn to withstand the sun
No coconut? 
I have coffee not pina colada
No i want a plain coconut
What about the coffee that hasnt been paid
Too bad
He just needs the money Iāll give him time
I'm an Alien
Welp Iām out
I remember the good times when snek gave me free coconut
It's free 
Itās at least 4 gold
Okay i'm bored i'm gonna leave
I'm dirt poor
Talk to @opaque nacelle 
Hamza can we have magic bones in sb 2
Yeah no
That guys lame
What's sb 2?
The next game
Oh
The masterpiece that hamza is working on
I didn't know there was going to be a second one
Will the cooldowns be just as long?
The current game were playing is sb 1 its not getting updates anymore

He's very lame and annoying
its not about surviving really
it's about being the last one to strike and finish the raid
True
Welp I'm out
Tbh the rewards for the survivors is underwhelming
I JUST WANT A DAMN FIREBALL
Except for the winner
Goodluck taming the crazy lady
I mean the person to get last strike

why don't u just
make a compromise
a what
Maaan just try
no
I am tempted

rn
š® š“ š®
No magic skelly 2?
š® š“
šæ
seems?
She wants fireball
gonna
XD
But the deal is
imagine wanting a spell
She'll be banned from raids
Wow
Hopes and Dreams 
ikr
she had gone low lol
you earn a spell (with luck)
Losing too much make em crazy
not enough
Be one of the last to join
Every hour raid 

I join ever since the first raid in the after wipe
Oh wait

imagine public raids
like that's gonna happen
I have advice to win raids. Git Gud
Maaan can't wait for sb2
the raid wins the people
Best advice, give this kid a medal
I have all the time I need 
I can wait with the knowledge that there will be bones
I've seen notle join the raid and still not win a spell
there will not be bones
What
I'll donate stuff if that pleases u
Good
donating stuff is just a rebound for me 
Don't, I'll handle em
uuuuu
I did not died in the recent raid
Man I'll just give you my gear
I just won five baby powder
ghaaa
Too strong to fight
Calm down crazy lady
U ain't calming the person who lacks fireball defiency
I'm lvl 69
uuu win the raid through luck

Here have my equipments, it'll give you higher chance of winning
We won the war 
nah it just me
1st war
if i change things in sb 1 then sb 2 never comes out
The only one to blame is her 
imagine not gitting gud
smh my š
Imagine not using gems 
So good
lmao funni
tbh you did not win yet so is notle
oh wait
you won one time
Man I have a chance
see
He won war
the bot...the bot somehow hates notle lol not giving him spells and a token lol

He didn't get token?
Yes lvl 70
Wars=guild tokens
it was funny since I wasn't the one suffering
What's it called?
blue balls inc

@opaque nacelle ping so i can access your dms
Interesting
Yes pls
hallelujah
Wars give guild tokens right?
waht a great troll
How?
No territory for notle
Hamza will probably have the enemy do slightly less damage
from what I learned
what
Exactly
just so notle doesnt get all the spells
bruh it's not about surviving the monster
it's about killing it
Yes I know
then why would the enemy give less damage ā
Idl

Idk
I mean hp is useless lol

Isn't already useless
Oh ok
Too much knowledge to know
Yea
It's hard to gem 666
Fellow monke
I have been gemming fro the past hours
because it's funny
No luck yet š

Have my equipments
lol
Have fun
He's back
if only there's sneaky archer in sb
trash build
Lmfao
idk why people love it
I haven't played in years. I love it
Like I'll change
were all equipped with bow tho 
Bow Meta
Iām back from my break
yeah
Bow is good tho
I guess
@grim dust do you have my gold
We're all archers
Welp time for me to leave
you aren't the second baiasta
You donāt have it yet?
barista

Yes I am.
Op archers at that
Adios amigos
Bolt said I could be
and I have to work hard now to win a spell for sin
suss
adios too
very sus
will be a lot smaller though
laughs in 1 stm
Thatās actually a good idea
78 dmage who gots 78 damge!
cries in ham is mean
no im not an old person
so it's not
Im just memeing
Ok :[
:(
Honestly I wish we could use certain spells in raids and stuff
when the second barista reveals they are too old to sell alcohol
hey bartender
Ngl bingo is fun
I want the "good' stuff
ok
turn raid into a pvp
war
oh right
Isn't that war?
Tbh that'd be fun but broken
I just serve the coffee
tea*
Not yet
where are the femboys wearing a maid outfit with cat ears and tail
Order of bolt says I canāt serve tea yet
where are the femboys wearing a maid outfit with cat ears and tail
where are the femboys wearing a maid outfit with cat ears and tail

i told you; dead
someone who does 0.1 damage has a 5x extra chance of getting the spell than someone who does 0 damage
fair?
sure
hehe yeah
what about stanima hamza
why would it matter
@ebon patio u had enough stamina- crank up the pg

I make the pg why do I have no credits
shhh
well if you have 0 stm and kill yourself before the dragon can
also when make hp matter
Iām just waiting for someone to order a coffee
in sb 2
I'll have decaff
Sb 2 official release date when
Can i get a coffee in a coconut shell
I donāt have that.
Then a bone?
you don't want to make hp oveerpowered though*
unless too much hp just turns u into a meatshield
So what stat matters?
well you see [censored hamza ideas]
stamina in raids dont multiplicate damage?
Yeah yeah your a beta tester
also 4 gold for that decaf
tab it
You aināt got the gold?
it adds to damage i guess
well rn its Stm+Atk
nope
You got like 10 minutes
If you have no gold why are you coming here
Also solaire, I'm still waiting on my coffee, two sugars two creams, hold the coffee 
So I give you that and then the coffee?
its a place to chat
5 gold
Can i get an empty cup
ā¦
No?
No.
Then a cup filled with air
Lol
Good
0 gold because itās just water
That better than sneks water prices
What does he charge?
Eats the cup
10k gold
For eating the cup you get a nice serving of s h o t g u n
Wasnt it 1000
For me it was 10k
Throws the water at you
Begone gunpowder
Can i bribe you with a high quality bone?
No
2 bones
No
7 adam
No
I saw a cup from the office
Can i bribe with a schnitzel
No
That said you couldn't handle.h undivided attention with a picture of Dwight
No
I'll take a schnitzel
I dont hve image perms sorry
Oh
RAIDS ARE MORE FAIR LETS GO
@teal spoke (sorry for ping) fair how?
How raid could be more fair? 
I donāt know
Exciting news
So did anyone want a drink?
Yes
I thnik they were fair
Yes can i have bone water
Your full of shit
I want fresh raisin juice
For extra rewards do dungeon when restart happens 
No you can have a coffee
IM GOING TO SERVE COFFEE
What
or a glass of water
With extra bone pls
Fresh raisin juice pls
Your getting a coffee
Latte macchiato
I'm leaving 1/5 review on yelp
How they are not fair right now? 
Coming right up
Hold on
I can put raisin juice in it
You have pleased the bone lord
What the hell
Ok..
Thatāll be 4 gold
Thanks for the tip bone lord
No thanks is needed the bone lord is pleased and leaves
@ebon patio your time is up where is the gold
No, disgusting
Wellā¦ok Iāll give you the juice
I said tab it
Your time is up i sad
Ok thx
I love raisin juice, it sucks raisins barely have any juice
Le give
what kind of debt offers only a ten minute time chart
You have to juice 600 to get a qaurter a cup
Me
Gracias, 5/5 on yelp
Thatās 3 gold also
It's luck based like everything in the game x) and here the more damage you deal the more luck you got
I donāt care now pay
they only offer 10 mins to pay ur debt
That's fair
You need to actually give me my gold
Oh wiat fr
but now its more even
Wwait
Fr yeah
War work exactly the same
Only 3
that's not what happen here
And tip if you feel like it
oi
But how that work now?
Thatās always how it works
Yeah
There you go
secret
I have never paid real gold in game in this tavern
Itās what bolt does
some hamza magical sauce
I ain't biting it
Then you can talk instead of ranting
If it's just everyone has the same chance to have the spell I think it's the worst thing
I ain't paying you 10 gold in game just for a gif
its not
more damage you do
more chance

oh shit
Like now ?
Aw, can't you just spill the beans?
but better

My rant had gotten into hamza 
because now you have a chance to get it if you were first to die
Iāll spill my beans up yours~
There solaire
What
Thanks for the tip
Lmfao
Lmao
my daily raid rants
If everyone has same chance to win, then won't it truly become completely luck based?
i never said that

@teal spoke so how does it work now?
We need more explanation
Yeah
more dmg more winning
Your not wrong soā¦
I guess we will see in the test 
Exactly
its like a pie chart where the more damage you have the more area you have of the pie
Mood
then we spin
Oh i love pie
Less damage the less pie. Man I love pie
That has to be good
So itās just whoever has more gems wins?
More or less
What kind of pie? Blueberry? 
What's the pie flavour? 
Great it's become the wheel of fortune
Pain
but if there's 2 people and someone does 90% damage and the other does 10% its gonna still be 2/3 for first 90% guy and 1/3 for 10% guy
just so people with low damage can still have a chance
Except it's kinda easy to tell y
Who'll most likely win
True
Will you make a different way to get spells
by begging hamza
no
So even people with 1 stam 1 health and 25 atk as there chance, I guess it's fair? 
i just wanted to do this

But then the whole raid is just whoever has more gems wins right?
there will be a threshold
Yeah pretty much
Ok..
what do you guys want the threshold to be
Pls no
Hope it's for the best
For?
30 damage ?
It took me a day to get to lvl 70
for a chance
Sounds good to me
Couldn't you just make it so you dont loose your health and stam when u die in raid?
I like 30 damage
I hope so
it's a restart not a wipe
I like 100 dmg
anyone with a bit of stam can get that
70
you will still have a chance
49
Nah
its just gonna be 5x lower than if you actually did damage above the threshold
No more newbies stealing a win
100
4269 dmg
100
30-50

Well
69

Yeah no mor noobs stealing the win

100
I never understood people with 1 stam getting in raid
Ye, then loser noobs hehe
Fr
Maybe bots
those stupid alt bots
100 is good I think
Making it harder in raids
ill set it as 50
I do to
might change later
I have only done one raid because I have a life

50 yeah thatās good I guess
Imagine having a life 
HAHAHA
Imagine playing sb.... Oh wait
Imagine life 
Imagine 
What's life 
How long till restart?
I donāt know
Just a while im sure
Look at #š£sb-announcements
kk
I mean #š sb-events
Pls just let me win for once
Look there
I hope not
I deserve it after giving everyone love
do i heal up for test raid?
No
Iāll probably lose but knowing that noobs can steal the win Iām happy

You didn't give me love
But I gave it to someone
I'm the first guy that got it
Maan alot of people will have spells
would u rather want pablo gonzales and his 10 damage stick win
sooo..do we win a spell in this test raid or we win "congrats you win the test raid"
Lady calm down
I am calm down
Oh good
Idunno
Yes?
how does raid work?
its still not that fair
True
True
you can still get a spell even if you dont hit
šæ
what do you do in it?
its just gonna be a super low chance
Oh
It's based on luck
u pray to the rng to win
hmmmmm
that's all
Imagine winning without doing anything 
Essentially before if you got last hit on boss you got spell
or if ur fancy u sacrifice in front of the rng altar
Now it's based on rank if you get spell or not
if there are 18 people inside your chance of getting the spell without dealing any damage is x23 less than the chance for someone who did most of the damage
so whens it starting?
Higher chance tho
25 minutes
Very low chance
might make it like x100 less
eh it's better than random people
Maaan that would be fun
would luck trait do anything 
Though whoever who manages that would become a legend or hated
I'll treat it a legend 
Sure
Don't get why would I get nuts on this new raid
Can you imagine someone winning who did not attack?
well now thinking about it makes me wanna commit a war crime
Imagine luck actually had it so enemies you fight in dungeon's are 2x harder and drop half the rewards but you get double gold (depending on luck) and you get luck from either someone casting it on you or from random actions

how do you get drink?
They say games don't make you violent 
Ask
_ask
Can I get a beer
k
damn
Want anything?
according to your profile i would get different ideas
what if its was you
Hmmmmmm
The more u have atk the more u have chance to get spells....
does stamina count into atk?
and it's a fireball? then Im happy for the rest of the sb1 dying code breath

@teal spoke unlock me D:
dmg=stm+atk
no
your problem
for joining the raid
Raid is bug or everything allright? 
test raid time
wait
Is the raid startless again?
its a test raid
not a raid raid
so it might be buggy
or idk
Oh i see
im not a coder
hamza is raid working?
all ik is phython
@teal spoke your raid is buggy or something
where raid?
where do you think 
ik where it is, im asking if its started yet
if anything looks broken
Its not gonma start
bruh
Its startless must be a bugged
If a raid kicks you out, it's typically because it stopped being a raid and started being a bugged-out trap

Those bug raid trick me 2 times in a row
I shouldn't have joined back
it says i still participating
This is why we need a way to leave buggy raids or wars
you can only be unlocked
bruh
Will anyone unlock us naiive souls?
how can you get unlocked?
staff
We ask hamza
ask a sb staff
So it was a trap then, lol
am happy
its a trap
Should we join raid? 
i dint was locked š
obviously
Admiral Ackbar
Wait until it gets down to 5m
yes join
If it gets down to 5m, that means it isn't broken
correct
writ all name that said to join raid to mass spells them later on
idk but we are safe ;D
fix the raid
I have so much useless equipment
pls unlock
I wanna smelt it down to get resources back but ik to poor
Desassemble it
how demandng lol
no money
Coming from you
pls unlock i want to get silver
Ngl the rewards for raids are underwhelming
why silver
Whose those 2 people who are still on the raid
Just permanently disable raid and give everyone all the spells 
crafting
Make that 3
Me
me
Oh you suffered your fate
Wait why
why, they told to join
Why's no one joining
Pretty much everyone gets stuck on raids like that
restart in 10 mins

to trap players 
I got stuck on this bugged raids 3 times
everyone joined lol
NOOOOOO
Well now people don't have to be mistaken
Yeah
What's gonna happen
We will be naiive no more

i regret
NNOO
Oh dont worry once a new raid starts you'll get unlock
lol
Siejz amalfhxkL
??
hamza is already restarting bot so shouldnt matter
Calm down
that's 7 hours from now
Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died
Look at announcements in 10 minutes it said
10 mins
why u saying 7 hours
k
O
Lmfao
complements markup the chance by 50%
you could also try asserting dominance to get yourself banned

nah
i have been unlocked
Nice
Who's the poor soul still in raid?
me
bruh
Oof
i hope
im nice
Oop
Not me
you are also a chad
godspeed hyper tree
raid is kicking people
That change for the raid reward is good.
Only sometimes 
restarting anyways
What's new raid reward?
nvm not me
Nah, he's giga Chad
The dust is kinda underwhelming
People are dumb they keep joining
gig-supra-chad
Mega giga chad
Lmfao fucking idiots
I mean the way they give the reward to people
its there fault now
What happens when we die does it still reward them
Yes cause it's damage base now
You'll get ranked base on how much dmg you dish out
Cool i'll join raid forever
O
Higher Rank, higher chances to get the spell
Yes it's more fair sorta
I think the one who rank the highest gets the spell
will u be guarenteed to get something




